Damn, I just said this and I hadn't even scrolled down to read comments yet. I guess we are all feeling it. Praise the Gods for Jimmy and the others who are helping us laugh through the sh*t going on.
That’s why you lost the House, the Senate, the Presidency, the Popular Vote, and the Supreme Court. The people have spoken big time! 🤪 Woo hoo!!! We won Felicia now shut up and sit down!!!
@@KeiVeureschy777 enjoy your reality show buddy...will be a great show for us "normal- not american" and actually already started, with your big allies Hungary or North Korea, or Turkey...the biggest counties int your new imaginary world...
Uhm. No wonder. That's nothing b of the sort. It's dudes that saved America from communism and war and they are eating the most American fast food ever.
@@papuialz96134 years of Maga people crying and whining and you're going to complain a couple days after the election? You might want to look up the word hypocrite. 🤣
Jimmy jimmy where would we be without you. You make sanity seem real. You speak for sane Americans everywhere, many thanks. I'm a 76 year old Vietnam veteran and I approve of this message 🥰
Yes, maga has spoken big time. Balls in your court. Let’s see what you knuckleheads can do with it. Can hardly wait…..standing back and standing by…..🙄
Let’s be real though, pretty much everyone that’s been under trump has walked away and talked about how bad of a person he is.. I wonder what Elon will say when the summer lovin’ bromance goes south…
Trump is taking a page out of his idol Putin's "rule of law" book and nominating loyalists to join his "USA Boys Club". Trump, the Celebrity and Real Estate Developer, wants to play so badly with Putin on the world stage.
They are copying the Russian protocol for state leadership. Putin can tell how you organize mafia ruled state. Then again, normal gangsters would probably focus on creating profit and ensuring their business continuity. Putin and Kremlin got lost in the hallucinations on world domination.
He doesn’t need medical attention, he’s right. The people spoke. Trump won the popular vote. The electoral College and Republicans took the Senate and the house we won every single thing. Tired of your liberal nonsense. You lost!!! Go cry
@@lilyofthevalley2248 lilyofthevalley You lost the House, the Senate, the Presidency, the Popular Vote, and the Supreme Court. The people have spoken big time! 🤪 Woo hoo!!! We won Felicia now shut up and sit down!!!
Jimmy has the very best comedy writers, those one liners really crack me up. Gotta put a laugh into this 4 year long hell scape that the US now faces. Keep it up Jimmy.
I'm here in France and I'm losing my sh it. Everything that happens in the U.S. is still affecting the rest of the 'democratic' world. When the sc um over there takes over, the sc um over here is encouraged, too. We can't let ins ane people take over again, all those wars and sacrifices made in the past can't be for nothing ... for every step forward made by smart people we are dragged dozen steps back by the reta rds.
I was wondering if Jimmy Kimmel would mind doing two monologues a day for the next four years, one in the morning and one in the evening. I think we're going to need it
Vance is out taking lessons on how to act like a human so the Men in Black don't come for him. With enough practice he may even be able to order a donut.
@@stevea2909stevea2909 You lost the House, the Senate, the Presidency, the Popular Vote, and the Supreme Court. The people have spoken big time! 🤪 Woo hoo!!! We won Felicia now shut up and sit down!!!
@@themanonmars "work" LOL. Signing papers and hobnobbing on a golf course is not work. Definitely not hard work. Those guys never did a normal day of work in their lives. They probably cheated their way through college, too.
We Germans are stunned, scared and somehow afraid because we do know about Dictators. I lived in America for a long time and still can't believe so many voted for that stupid, crazy jerk. Hopefully that makes us unite more and I pray we learn from mistakes and history. If some American would know a little bit of what happened in Germany from 1930s to 1945.
@@Dargoneth Attempt at empathy. Only his cult buys it. What gets me is the hypocrisy. If Biden did even one tenth of the crappy things Trump does he would have been eviscerated by the GOP. Why is it the Dems had to watch their P's and Q's but Trump gets a free pass on every outlandish thing he says and does. It's a double standard.
Yes you give them to the cashier. I’ve actually had to chose items to remove so I could afford my groceries (many years back) He’s telling everyone he’s never been to a grocery store without telling everyone he’s never been to a grocery store. The goal is to sound like one of us lowly plebes 🤦♀️ and obviously some of the most brilliant among us believe it 😅😅😅😢
Hi! Could you tell me, since I am from Estonia, 1) what is the price of 1 kg (or 2 pounds) of (cheap) apples? - depending on the season, it is like 1-2 € here, (but cheaper in Germany or France). 2) Don't you have your own apples, or a garden, or a neighbour who gives you? Why buy it from the store refrigerator? 3) How much might one's average salary be? - Mine is like 1000 € (part-time teacher, for full-time, I would get 1800, but since I don't have any experienxe yet, I didn't want a full-time job).
And btw, you are not the only country with inflation. It is all affected by the RU-UA war, and possibly the pandemic. It is weird, how Trump promises to bring the prices down, but meanshile bcalla his opponenrs communists or socialists. If apples should be accessivle to anyone, then that kinda seems like economic equality.
Hello Norway! Wishing you all the best from New York. The Statue of Liberty is still standing in the harbor and millions of us are still fighting every day for Freedom over Dictatorship and Justice! ⚖️🗽🗽🗽💙💞🇺🇸
@@K.L.M.Online he's a billionaire basically self-made and climbed to the top of every profession but he needs this to help himself okay keep telling yourself that
Accurate description. He’s trumps little minion. Emphasis on little. I’m just waiting for them all to learn they are “NOTHING” to trump. Just like last time he was in office. Some of those men were good men, not all but some. Others were crooks like donnie. I believe he thought he was still hosting The Apprentice.
This guy is so funny, I just lost my husband and this is the only guy that makes me laugh before i go to bed, Jimmy you are the best, thanks from Australia.
@@00SmileTime00it makes perfect sense yeah. Its all over again. The hulk hogan wrestling connection. White actor just won a scripted fight. Its all coming back.
@@joeneil5485 well look at the connect the dots. Funny he stayed out of it until now. Philly was not going red. But hey now he can play rocky. And the woman he picked has NFL connections. The WWNFL btw all scripted. We're watching a twilight zone episode.
RFK demanding that fruit loops and other unhealthy foods be taken off supermarket shelves. Yet here he is with two big Mac's fries and a bottle of coke. I think the brain worms won that battle of the unhealthy meal night. And so the conspiracy theories begin over a McDonald feast.
Actually, sport, RFK hasn't "demanded" anything yet. In the case of the Fruit Loops, he questioned why the Canadian product and the US product don't have the same ingredients. RFK is more about ensuring that the public can make knowledgeable decisions about food, drugs, and even vaccines.
Hypocrites the lot of them. Harris has celebrities, they get told to stay in their celebrity lane. Meanwhile we have a TV celebrity as president again, celebrity cabinet picks. Where's the stay in your lane? Rules for thee but not for me...
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel! We're going to need you more than ever!
Damn, I just said this and I hadn't even scrolled down to read comments yet. I guess we are all feeling it. Praise the Gods for Jimmy and the others who are helping us laugh through the sh*t going on.
TRUMP did good in election and Carmela lost
That's a weird thing to say
What a weird comment....
@@andrewnmontemayorWhy?
Elf on a Shelf Mike Johnson.......that's perfect!! He is such an Elf on a Shelf.
That’s why you lost the House, the Senate, the Presidency, the Popular Vote, and the Supreme Court. The people have spoken big time! 🤪
Woo hoo!!! We won Felicia now shut up and sit down!!!
Free speech. Relax and win with dignity. . 😂@@KeiVeureschy777
Cope.. geek
@@KeiVeureschy777 enjoy your reality show buddy...will be a great show for us "normal- not american" and actually already started, with your big allies Hungary or North Korea, or Turkey...the biggest counties int your new imaginary world...
Run with it!
Now that maga has total control, can’t wait to see what transpires!
No excuses now.
“The Last supper but everyone is Judas” crazy
🤣🤣🤣
Very accurate, though.
@patrickgoldenbridge1891He supposedly betrayed Jesus after the last supper.
@patrickgoldenbridge1891 Judas betrayed Jesus in the Bible.
Uhm. No wonder. That's nothing b of the sort. It's dudes that saved America from communism and war and they are eating the most American fast food ever.
Keep it up Jimmy! So glad you're not a coward like many others. Awesome.
Same here!
He still crying
@@papuialz96134 years of Maga people crying and whining and you're going to complain a couple days after the election?
You might want to look up the word hypocrite. 🤣
@@jerseyjoyride1316 What makes you imagine that MAGA can even comprehend what words actually mean? They sure haven't thus far.
He's also a sore loser too.
The last supper with everyone is Judas……..this is the best line.
😅😅😅😅
😂😂😂😂
I thought the same
😂😂😂😂
Yeah, agreed.
“Oops, all Judas!”
"Everyone is Judas" ^_^ pure gold
Best line of the night.
Love you Jimmy - the only sanity in America today ❤❤
Trump 2024 baby
Especially when he cries 😂
Jon Stewart is pretty good as is Stephen colbert.
@@flutey28both trash, especially Steven colbert
One and only✅😂😂😂😂
Jimmy, you are one of the few people keeping me sane. Thank you, Man
😂
You rely on a comedian to keep you sane? You got issues
he's not even good
When you're living in the damn present day Twilight Zone with no rhyme or reason yeah...comedy helps.
@@Synthmode101 well with a broken sense of humor like him i understand why your life sucks
Jimmy jimmy where would we be without you. You make sanity seem real. You speak for sane Americans everywhere, many thanks. I'm a 76 year old Vietnam veteran and I approve of this message 🥰
Thank you for your service sir!
Seriously get some fresh air
Facts!!! Thank You For Your Service and Sacrifice
Is this where the left comes for a therapy session, to help laugh their tears away?
Jimmy's jealousy of Trump's achievements is pathetic. 🫠
It is always a joy to watch Jimmy Kimmel from Germany. 🇩🇪
... they also watch it in Fascist America
The Morning Show with Jimmy Kimmel
Also, today I learnt that apparently every Jimmy is secretly a James, cool.
I am also German and first thing in the morning, I check whether there is a new Jimmy Kimmel Live online. Much better, than "Frühstücksfernsehen"...
I also enjoy watching Jimmy Kimmel from Kenya, in East Africa🙂
@@MundiaKamau Kimmels United 😉
Jimmy! Im seriously gonna need you to make it through the next 4 years!
Kimmel should plan his retirement. His days are numbered.
@@KeiVeureschy777 why? Because he hurt Trump's fee fees? That's pathetic.
@@mytruecrimelibrarymytrue
You mean Trump finally WON the popular vote?! 👌
@@mytruecrimelibrarymytrue
You mean Trump finally W O N the popular vote?! 👌
@@KeiVeureschy777 you keep crying even when you got everything you wanted
Thanx, Jimmy and team 🌻💙🌻 You make living through this 💩 a whole lot easier. Knowing I'm not alone with my sentiments is sure helpfull 🌻🌻🌻
"Elf on a Shelf Mike Johnson" is so appropriate for Moses Mikey.
Speaker Johnson is the SENATE ELF for Christmas...
@@JanJan-Y4d-6dxJohnson is the speaker of the House. So he would be the Elf on the House's shelf. 😊
Mike Johnson no Johnson having 😂😂
I thought Jeff Sessions already had that honor
But seriously we are EFFED
🤯😳
Love Jimmy ❤ you are too funny 😂 you don’t miss anything so witty !!!! So many people love you my friend!!!!! 👏🫶🤩✌️👍🔥
Thank you from Canada Jimmy! ❤ Love your show, humor, insight...in keeping us sane. Don't stop being you!! 😊
You are lucky to be in Canada. I’ll be there soon ( I’m a dual cit).
Don’t bother- it’s really bad here thanks to TRUDEAU
lol, Canada
Really! move away if you don't like it here.@@carlakenyon6073
"Hard to believe that kid's going to be president one day" my heart literally sank because thats probably true
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho - The president of the United States.
So excited 🎉
@@jackdaniels4thewin0 well deserved
He has a good heart
The way that country is going, I can imagine it 😂
No one in America can top Jimmy Kimmel - love him!
Yes I agree and Pinocchio would cheer him with immense pride, his nose twitching in delight and growing ever longer in approval! 🤥🤥🤥👏👏👏
Jimmy Kimmel is a crybaby. He needs to take lessons from Bill Maher.
@@Casey-Jones-i1y Yet, here you are.
@mark4m557 maybe whiner tdump would be better!
literally the least funny person on tv. A real bottom feeder
The Jimmy Kimmel Show writers did a fantastic job tonight! :>)
Fake account
@@rusureaboutthatorami - Nope! I am a real person! :>)
@@MrMarkS-lg7yk oh that's wild, well I hope you find the help you need 👍
@@rusureaboutthatorami Wow, what an amusing response.
@@angelamaryquitecontrary4609 it was an amusing original comment 😱
Dork dork, goose, another dork...Hahahahaha! Perfect! Love ya, Jimmy Kimmel!
😂😂
Jimmys the dork
Thanks very much Jimmy Kimmel. Bravo 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Bravo! You lost the House, the Senate, the Presidency, the Popular Vote, and the Supreme Court. The people have spoken big time! 🤪
Yes, maga has spoken big time.
Balls in your court. Let’s see what you knuckleheads can do with it.
Can hardly wait…..standing back and standing by…..🙄
@@Beth-zg6gbBeth
Would you like to leave America now? If so, please take Kamula with you to Uganda! 😕
Are you starting to pack your bags yet? 🤔
@@KeiVeureschy777all because of criminal activity
Gaetz, Hegseth, Gabbard and RFK Jr. --the Four Horsemen of the Stupocalypse.
💯🎯
@@charlesmartin1121 no that’s the democrats
That sounds like a disease 😂
No
A-Laughing-Funny.!!!
I feel like comedians are the true patriots! They use their power to make us laugh in difficult times 🎉
Cope 😂
To bad Jimmy isn't a comedian
Difficult time? Maybe for y'all liberals lol
@@Football__is__life-k
Of course I’m talking about liberals😂 Trumpers should be having fun partying
@@Geese88 you should go watch whoever’s funny for you
Jimmy Love How You hold People Accountable and Keeping the World informed ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
😂
Oh please
"The Last Supper, but everyone is Judas." That got me so bad. 😆😆😆😆
THAT WAS BRILLIANT!😂
😂😂😂😂😂Epic!
Brilliant ,but truth Trump will kick all of them after 6 months
Ireland 🇮🇪 in the house. Love Kimmel
🇿🇦 South Africa here!
🇫🇮 Finland joins party.
Hey, Ireland! Love to you from NYC!❤️
@@BelindaWilliams-p5wWhaddup, South Africa! Love to you from NYC!❤️
@@PetriTemisevaHola, Finland! Love to you from NYC!❤️
Looks like Vance has been replaced by Musk 😂
Elon's the work husband.
I guess the jokes at night will be a positive to four years of nonsense during the day 😂😂
Elon paid a lot.
Let’s be real though, pretty much everyone that’s been under trump has walked away and talked about how bad of a person he is.. I wonder what Elon will say when the summer lovin’ bromance goes south…
Elonia muska replaced melania too😂😂😂😂
What the hell is Stallone doing there? He has three daughters, how shameful!
😂🎉
Trump and Stallone are old friends from the old days, that's the whole story to it - he has never been a political figure
That's a lot of snakes on that plane.
Absolutely-and criminals.
😂😂
lol
Ever see a snake fly?
I hope those snakes will not abolish affordable care act.
Relaxed and love you Jimmy!!!
Don't have to have background checks if you're putting together a criminal enterprise.😊
But then how would of hunter got a job as a Ukrainian oil company ceo?
@@FatVeinyThrobbahprobably the same way cushner got $3 billion from the saudis.
Trump is taking a page out of his idol Putin's "rule of law" book and nominating loyalists to join his "USA Boys Club". Trump, the Celebrity and Real Estate Developer, wants to play so badly with Putin on the world stage.
They are copying the Russian protocol for state leadership. Putin can tell how you organize mafia ruled state.
Then again, normal gangsters would probably focus on creating profit and ensuring their business continuity. Putin and Kremlin got lost in the hallucinations on world domination.
Too true 😢
The SECOND GEORGE WASHINGTON? Someone get Stallone some medical attention.
all those explosions in his movies left a concussion it seems ^^
Stalone 2028
He doesn’t need medical attention, he’s right. The people spoke. Trump won the popular vote. The electoral College and Republicans took the Senate and the house we won every single thing. Tired of your liberal nonsense. You lost!!! Go cry
Jimmy Kimmel is a National treasure.
And Pinocchio would be proud of him. 🤥👌
@@KeiVeureschy777Not as proud of u though😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@lilyofthevalley2248 always has to be some jealous troll on here! Lmao
@@Gotoworkkkeven the richest troll on Earth can't get over people's love for Jimmy😏
KIMMIE YOUR LAME PEE PEE STORIES ARE FULL OF HYPOCRISY LIKE HAMAS.
The way you explain things is unmatched!
Because he lost the House, the Senate, the Presidency, the Popular Vote, and the Supreme Court. The people have spoken big time! 🤪
@@KeiVeureschy777He who fights and loses, lives to FIGHT another day, like in 4 more years, so 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪Thank God 4 yrs is not a LIFETIME✅🤪😜😳😳😳😳
Jimmy, u r our mental savior for these next 4 yrs, thank u💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
@@lilyofthevalley2248 lilyofthevalley
You lost the House, the Senate, the Presidency, the Popular Vote, and the Supreme Court. The people have spoken big time! 🤪
Woo hoo!!! We won Felicia now shut up and sit down!!!
@@KeiVeureschy777enjoy your $10 lettuce.
Thank You Jimmy, your chuckling made me laugh out loud…repeatedly! You are a Joy! 😘🫂
Me too 😄 Cutest chuckle 🤭
Me too😂 I was dreading going to work but now I'm smiling cuz of his giggles.💙😻
Jimmy has the very best comedy writers, those one liners really crack me up. Gotta put a laugh into this 4 year long hell scape that the US now faces. Keep it up Jimmy.
Great show JIMMY you're still the BEST 🤣🤣
And Pinocchio cheering with immense pride, his nose twitching in delight and growing ever longer in approval! 🤥🤥🤥👏👏👏
@KeiVeureschy777 grow up get a life n RELAX
I fear for Jimmy after the 20th and Colbert .
There's no end to the lunacy.
Trump is great. America's last hope. We love him.
@@nsaurabh25 Many greetings to Russia.
Biden handed the election to trump.
@@nsaurabh25
OK psycho
You said it !
Thank you Jimmy for making me smile and helping to take away my Trump nausea! Really appreciate you!! ❤
My trump nausea is still pretty high
Jimmy, keep it coming. You are the one who’s going to get us through these 4 miserable years.
You keep me sane Jimmy! Thanks for making me laugh!
Jimmy is cringe not funny at all if she keeps you sane you need help
I'm here in France and I'm losing my sh it.
Everything that happens in the U.S. is still affecting the rest of the 'democratic' world.
When the sc um over there takes over, the sc um over here is encouraged, too.
We can't let ins ane people take over again, all those wars and sacrifices made in the past can't be for nothing ... for every step forward made by smart people we are dragged dozen steps back by the reta rds.
@@FatVeinyThrobbah LOVE JIMMY! YOU GO JIMMY!
If that loser keeps you sane you've got serious issues
Dork, Dork, Dork, Goose
😂
I thought jimmy said dork dork goose dork 😁
🤣😂🤣
Thank you, Jimmy, for seeing the funny in this dark time.
❤❤❤
MAGA
Is this where the left comes for a therapy session, to help laugh their tears away?
YOU KEEP US SANE YOU ARE GOOD FOR OUR MENTAL HEALTH YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO TAKE US THREW THIS UNTIL GOD SPEAK 🙏
WAS HIS AZZ OUT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
THANKS 💟 💋 🙏 😊 🫂 💟 💋 🙏 😊 🫂 💟 💋 🙏 😊 🫂 💟 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂HE THREW OLD JD.VANCE AWAY 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was wondering if Jimmy Kimmel would mind doing two monologues a day for the next four years, one in the morning and one in the evening. I think we're going to need it
I love Jimmy. He is so funny! Jimmy makes news so fun!! Keep up the great work and never change!
"A proud boys night out." 😂 "The last supper and everyone is Judas." 🤣 I need a good laugh these days. Thanks, Jimmy!
@@polyglot12 imagine thinking jimmy is funny
Tell me when I get to the proud boy. Joe Rogan Elon musk rfk Tulsi gabbard. All those people were Democrats 4 years ago
@@Flamenco1313 you guys are crybabies trump won 😆😆
Yes every once in awhile I need a good laugh too. I laughed really hard the other day when he cried about Trump winning. 😅😅😅
@@TedCruz2028 Not as bad as you crybabies on jan 6th... Whole a55' meltdown.
Your right Jimmy Kimmel,Vance is on the back burner,replaced by Elon Musk 😅
Vance was home washing Trump's boxers, while Elon was with Trump, ballwashing.
@@larrymosher5045 - trump would know, considering how close he is to putin.
Hard to guess who is worse. JD or Elon. Both compromat
“You’re” right. And you’re right
Vance is out taking lessons on how to act like a human so the Men in Black don't come for him. With enough practice he may even be able to order a donut.
Kimmel,is hysterical. Sad that it based on true stories.
Talk about snakes on a plane
😂😂😂
Snakes on a plane. Well I agree, Osamabama, Kamula and their team certainly in a similar light.
clever
@@KeiVeureschy777 What are you babbling about? Trump surely loves you!
@@stevea2909stevea2909
You lost the House, the Senate, the Presidency, the Popular Vote, and the Supreme Court. The people have spoken big time! 🤪
Woo hoo!!! We won Felicia now shut up and sit down!!!
What tiny, little bit of respect I had for Stallone... yeah, it's gone.
I wonder what cabinet post he's getting.
Lord help is, the next election cycle will bing Rambo vs Rock
I live in Philly, and every time I pass that statue of him in front of the Museum of Art, I cringe. It should be taken down.
@@Rebecca-le9hnyeah and put your statue up like you’ve done something special in your lifetime 🤣
I knew the real Rocky back in the day before he died in a plane crash.Stallone is no Rocky.Mr.Marciano respected women.Stallone is a jerk.
A table of spoiled rich men who have inherited fortunes from their families. . . and who can't have a clue on what it means to live a regular life.
Too true , too , too true .
Men don't stay rich unless they work hard .
@@themanonmarsYeah. No.
@@themanonmars "work" LOL. Signing papers and hobnobbing on a golf course is not work. Definitely not hard work. Those guys never did a normal day of work in their lives. They probably cheated their way through college, too.
Tax all billionaires over 1 billion.🎉
Brilliant Comedy. I love Jimmy's laugh...automatically makes me laugh😂
Keep up the good works Jimmy! I absolutely love your monologues. Greetings from Norway. ♥
Also from Australia.
Also from the Netherlands💙
We Germans are stunned, scared and somehow afraid because we do know about Dictators. I lived in America for a long time and still can't believe so many voted for that stupid, crazy jerk. Hopefully that makes us unite more and I pray we learn from mistakes and history. If some American would know a little bit of what happened in Germany from 1930s to 1945.
I am German too and I think Americans have no idea about the history from WWO2😰
Are you a fed? Are you a Tel Aviv bot?
Bless you Jimmy I know it’s hard to persist because this situation is not funny.
Nah it’s hilarious MAGA
Dork, Dork, Goose
😂😂😂
Dork😁
FASH FASH FASH is more like it.
and another dork
They are all cooler than jimmy 🤷🏿♂️
Thanks Jimmy, your the best!
The best monologues and skits by far on Jimmy kimmel . Love your show 😅😅😂
We love Trump handing Jimmy L' s on a daily basis
Lol😂😅!! Keep it coming, Jimmy! We are going to need the laughs!
The drunk woman falling off the tailgate at the very end...a perfect unexpected moment of hilarity.
@FVWhimsy2010 agree!! Lol!
Another minor detail from 10 years in grocery, if you can't pay for something you don't walk it back to where ya got it.
Yes, they keep it at the cashiers place and put it back themselves.
So thats 2 times bs in his story. What does he get from telling this stupid story?
@@Dargoneth Attempt at empathy. Only his cult buys it. What gets me is the hypocrisy. If Biden did even one tenth of the crappy things Trump does he would have been eviscerated by the GOP. Why is it the Dems had to watch their P's and Q's but Trump gets a free pass on every outlandish thing he says and does. It's a double standard.
Yes you give them to the cashier. I’ve actually had to chose items to remove so I could afford my groceries (many years back) He’s telling everyone he’s never been to a grocery store without telling everyone he’s never been to a grocery store. The goal is to sound like one of us lowly plebes 🤦♀️ and obviously some of the most brilliant among us believe it 😅😅😅😢
Some of us do. I hate it when ppl leave goods in the display near the checkout. I put things back.
But if you were worried about price you’d weigh them before going to the checkout
Dork, Dork...goose😂😂😂another Dork😂😂😂
"Big old woman, strong old woman, never cried a day in her life, tears pouring down her face, told me. 'Sir, thank you for making apples cheap...'."
those apples form fridge...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Evanshughes. And he said “What’s an apple?”
Hi! Could you tell me, since I am from Estonia,
1) what is the price of 1 kg (or 2 pounds) of (cheap) apples? - depending on the season, it is like 1-2 € here, (but cheaper in Germany or France).
2) Don't you have your own apples, or a garden, or a neighbour who gives you? Why buy it from the store refrigerator?
3) How much might one's average salary be? - Mine is like 1000 € (part-time teacher, for full-time, I would get 1800, but since I don't have any experienxe yet, I didn't want a full-time job).
And btw, you are not the only country with inflation. It is all affected by the RU-UA war, and possibly the pandemic. It is weird, how Trump promises to bring the prices down, but meanshile bcalla his opponenrs communists or socialists. If apples should be accessivle to anyone, then that kinda seems like economic equality.
8:23 Anyone who has ever actually done their own grocery shopping knows that apples are kept in the PRODUCE section. 🤦🏼♀️😂
Salad bar:
Mr. Burns: "There's some kind of force field stopping me."
Smithers: "That's the sneeze guard sir."
Unless you buy those packages of pre-sliced apples.
😂
Aside from the lettuce on a Big Mac, tRump has never eaten any produce in his life.
@@3l3llala13you know damn well Trump didn't mean the bags of apple slices 😂😂😂
Absolutely love Jimmy Kimmel
The last supper, and everybody is Judis! Love it!
Thank Jimmy Kimmel ❤
For what, specifically?
Yeah thanks for crying after the election and making everyone laugh for the first time in 15 years
@@d.j.buschini3088 Simply he make me laugh 🤣
No decent parent would leave their kids with any of his cabinet picks.
But leave it to the drags to read pornographic books to kids in school.
@@meowskki Huh?
@@meowskkiyour 'man' is so girlish and elegant too, when he is all dolled up.
@@meowskki and show me proof of the books being pornographic... I'll wait
@@Samurai_Stoner the bible
Thanks Jimmy for keeping it REAL.
That last supper line is GOATED af 🔥🤣
Keeping us sane!
I’ts always a pleasure watching you, Jimmy Kimmel 💯Keep up the good work🤍Greetings from Norway 🇳🇴
Norway isn’t Norway anymore
What good work?
The only funny thing he’s done in 15 years is cry over the election the ponce
Hello Norway! Wishing you all the best from New York. The Statue of Liberty is still standing in the harbor and millions of us are still fighting every day for Freedom over Dictatorship and Justice! ⚖️🗽🗽🗽💙💞🇺🇸
Watching from Australia - love your show
"It's like the Last Supper, but everyone is Judas" was genuinely the most accurate description of these traitors.
"Traitors", ha. Do you need a fainting couch, dear?
@@seanking1775When it’s all said and done and trumpie is your king, then we will listen.
Jimmy tells you how it is....funniest comedian alive. Hes the king
Your comment is the best joke I’ve heard in a long time! “He’s the king” 😆 😂
We love Jimmy 🙌 💙🫶🫶🥰
Salute to you always Jimmy!
His ability to twist the truth is impressive! Pinocchio salutes him as the new king of liars! 🤥
Whether Trump is back in the white house, don't waver or lose your cutting edge, Kimmel. I always look forward to your humor. God bless.
That football guy is freaking hilarious!!
"I'm going out for groceries today." Like Trump ever once in his life did that.
meanwhile hes the only one trying to help people that do know what that is like , explain that
@JA-wu5po
Help himself
@@K.L.M.Online he's a billionaire basically self-made and climbed to the top of every profession but he needs this to help himself okay keep telling yourself that
@@JA-wu5po Trump trying to help people? That is the biggest joke I've heard, so far. 🤣
@@JA-wu5po No he's not. Stop kidding yourself.
Mike Johnson looks like a Keebler Elf!
😂
Accurate description. He’s trumps little minion. Emphasis on little. I’m just waiting for them all to learn they are “NOTHING” to trump. Just like last time he was in office. Some of those men were good men, not all but some. Others were crooks like donnie. I believe he thought he was still hosting The Apprentice.
😂You're right
Mike "Squeaky" Johnson looks and sounds like a full grown third grader.
😂😂
This guy is so funny, I just lost my husband and this is the only guy that makes me laugh before i go to bed, Jimmy you are the best, thanks from Australia.
Hugs to you!!❤
((()))) hugs from Ohio , U.S.A. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
My condolences.
❤❤❤
did you check between the pillows on the couch?
Bot farming and paid audiences aren't gonna save you
You really believe he pays his audience? 😂😂😂
You rock, Jimmy! Thanks for entertaining us! 😊
Kimmel has always been a sad talk show host - he has NO material and should be ashamed of his support for Harris and Walz. What a dufuss!!
I can't believe these horrible four years haven't even started yet. It already feels like we're a year and a half in.
@@seekeroftruth6728 pure Donny T shitshow already... Golden...
feels that way from Canada too
Hahaha cry harder MAGA
why you say 4? who is gonna kick the emperor after 4 years?
Agreed!
Geez... Sylvester Stallone.....the sickos are crawling out of the woodwork
He was Reagan's puppet actor all through the 80s. This really shouldn't surprise you.
@@00SmileTime00it makes perfect sense yeah. Its all over again. The hulk hogan wrestling connection.
White actor just won a scripted fight.
Its all coming back.
I definitely did not expect Stallone to be a Trumper...
@@joeneil5485 well look at the connect the dots. Funny he stayed out of it until now. Philly was not going red.
But hey now he can play rocky.
And the woman he picked has NFL connections. The WWNFL btw all scripted. We're watching a twilight zone episode.
@@johns8596 I'm outraged...!
Jimmy does not disappointment. Flipping Hilarious. 😂😂😂
Love Jimmy kimmel ,great fun.
Thank you, jimmy. You're a brilliant, honest man ever I met in America . Love you so much jimmy
Lol, "honest man"
@@LashivbI'm sure your idea of an honest man is DUMPHUQUE J.TЯ☭MP.
Love Ya Jimmy🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Dork dork goose 😂😂😂
ADRIAN!!! I F_ _ked up!… again!
RFK demanding that fruit loops and other unhealthy foods be taken off supermarket shelves. Yet here he is with two big Mac's fries and a bottle of coke. I think the brain worms won that battle of the unhealthy meal night. And so the conspiracy theories begin over a McDonald feast.
No need for a spine
@noodlewhitley or even a backbone
Yeah, nah. The pic shows RFK Jr holding fast food, and very definitely not smiling. He isn't eating it, he's posing for the Orange Man.
@@nevillehoward8736 Making himself (look like) a hypocrite
Actually, sport, RFK hasn't "demanded" anything yet. In the case of the Fruit Loops, he questioned why the Canadian product and the US product don't have the same ingredients. RFK is more about ensuring that the public can make knowledgeable decisions about food, drugs, and even vaccines.
The next cabinet pick will be Mayhem from the Allstate commercials.
😂😂😂
He resembles Musk😂
But for what position?
@@MountainTopHigh All of them.
😂😂😂😂
JD is at home, "IN," his couch! Dear God, thank you for comedy!!!
Gaetz having to date someone he didn’t pay....the only worse punishment for him would be having to date someone his own age 😂
I say we make him date a senior citizen. Any senior MAGA women willing to volunteer?
MTG: Challenge accepted.
CRY HARDER MAGA
@@nsu2112
😂 They’re already buddies.
We love your show jimmy kimmel
Now I can't watch anything with Sylvester Stallone without hearing him call Trump "the next George Washington."
Yeah he's on my will Smith list now
All on board
Hypocrites the lot of them. Harris has celebrities, they get told to stay in their celebrity lane. Meanwhile we have a TV celebrity as president again, celebrity cabinet picks. Where's the stay in your lane? Rules for thee but not for me...
Sounds like you have a severe case of TDR 😂
In a certain way, I'm glad I've never seen any of the Rocky movies, not one and I'm glad.
I love you Jimmy Kimmel❤
Brilliant writing - thanks - great delivery - very funny.
I love how Jimmy keeps it REAL !!!!
Thanks for all of the laughs !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The most powerful man in the world + the richest man in the world
Micky Mouse.
Jimmy you are seriously hilarious 😂!!!!