Jesus Plays Sea of Thieves

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  • @itsrissaroo3406
    @itsrissaroo3406 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "Pick on the Australian very funny"
    "WE'RE ALL AUSTRALIAN!" they all lost their shit

  • @angelserenade
    @angelserenade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    I cant stop laughing when everyone is shocked to see Jesus coming back alive.
    Random: "Not even 3 days!"
    Jesus: "New record! Personal best!"

    • @eugenesincere3359
      @eugenesincere3359 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i know Im randomly asking but does someone know a way to get back into an instagram account??
      I somehow lost my password. I appreciate any tips you can give me.

    • @juliantaylor8371
      @juliantaylor8371 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Eugene Sincere Instablaster =)

    • @eugenesincere3359
      @eugenesincere3359 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Julian Taylor i really appreciate your reply. I got to the site on google and I'm in the hacking process now.
      Takes a while so I will get back to you later with my results.

    • @eugenesincere3359
      @eugenesincere3359 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Julian Taylor It did the trick and I actually got access to my account again. I'm so happy!
      Thanks so much you really help me out :D

    • @juliantaylor8371
      @juliantaylor8371 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Eugene Sincere Glad I could help xD

  • @DukeR3D
    @DukeR3D 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Jason Bourne, it's Jesus Christ.

  • @whambamdan7575
    @whambamdan7575 6 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    And so Miltia was spared the torture of playing sea of thieves with Brad that day...

    • @whambamdan7575
      @whambamdan7575 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pretty much.. ;)

    • @guadalupemontero902
      @guadalupemontero902 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ....but someone else had to be sacrificed in her place..

    • @whambamdan7575
      @whambamdan7575 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh, of course! this IS Brad we are talking about here

    • @Spectralyzed
      @Spectralyzed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *getting bullied the hell outta Zylbrad that day

    • @waszner
      @waszner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A gift to Miltia by our lord and saviour Jesus Crist!

  • @theshaman7381
    @theshaman7381 6 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    I had to stifle laughter as no to alarm my coworkers. Great fun lads, keep it up. Only having Todd, instead of the random could have made that any better. He could have asked Jesus if he'd seen his son

  • @colinchan7584
    @colinchan7584 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Guy: Haha pick on a Australian
    Zylbrad and crew: WE ARE ALL AUSTRALIAN!!!

  • @duncanjohnstone5820
    @duncanjohnstone5820 6 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    It was a lot of fun I can say that.

    • @ActualToby
      @ActualToby 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Or because god isn’t real

    • @HiTechSyyrup
      @HiTechSyyrup 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      fuck you

    • @HiTechSyyrup
      @HiTechSyyrup 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      god is real

    • @ActualToby
      @ActualToby 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aron if god is real why is death a thing cancer abuse animal cruelty povity and every plague or illness

    • @0-bubblez-012
      @0-bubblez-012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      because Adam and Eve sinned lmao

  • @Max-lq6jl
    @Max-lq6jl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    If jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

    • @ant-fp4vp
      @ant-fp4vp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Max MIND FUCKERY!!

    • @cake8283
      @cake8283 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I can too if you give me enough alcohol

    • @JD-ud9qt
      @JD-ud9qt 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      DUN DUN DAAAA

    • @Mr.DudeMan2872
      @Mr.DudeMan2872 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only if he can turn the solid land into liquid which it then wouldn't even be considered "land", so the answer is no. If he walks on water, then he turns the water solid which means it turns to ice temporarily at least, but ice is still terchnically water since it is still made of H2O. You might think that he would be walking on a magnetic field just above the water, but this isn't so because if it was so, then Jesus wouldn't be walking on water as he would be walking on a magnetic field thus not walking on water. But assuming he can walk on water, it is only feasible to assume that he must be able to swim on the land in its solid form since land isn't considered land when it is liquid unlike ice still being considered water, but it is by definition impossible to swim through a solid hence my conclusion of him not being able to swim on land even if he could walk on water.

    • @yakus2942
      @yakus2942 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually it’s walk on water swim in the sky and fly on the ground

  • @jimmy.andrews
    @jimmy.andrews 6 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    It’s not the same without Todd...

  • @EeveeRealSenpai
    @EeveeRealSenpai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    ITS JESUS!!!
    No wait, just Zylbrad...
    ITS ZYLBRAD!!!!

    • @pyralid7
      @pyralid7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stillbrad

    • @unknown_rdr
      @unknown_rdr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eevee RealSenpai what better jesus or zylbrad

    • @gabriel.robinson04
      @gabriel.robinson04 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maquel There is no difference.

    • @Ellie_The_GameDev
      @Ellie_The_GameDev 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maquel They're the same thing.

    • @Sydistic
      @Sydistic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eevee RealSenpai lol

  • @Brandon-bl3di
    @Brandon-bl3di 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Thank God I mean me” 9:36 😂😂😂 that’s the funniest ever

  • @RandomGerman8008
    @RandomGerman8008 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    09:36 - 09:38 "Thank God! ... I mean me!"

  • @thundercookie2819
    @thundercookie2819 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    2:40 Jesus sounds like a disgruntled Yoda.

  • @Max-ol8mr
    @Max-ol8mr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    *Jesus has joined the server*

  • @albin4646
    @albin4646 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I miss Todd :(

    • @Woglodyte6056
      @Woglodyte6056 ปีที่แล้ว

      Todd is literly the only reason anyone watches change me mind

    • @Thomas_Davies128
      @Thomas_Davies128 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ⁠@@Woglodyte6056I watch for all of them

  • @jonathon9407
    @jonathon9407 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You killed me when you were like, “shh shh yea listen, you can hear him slowly drowning, you can talk to him if you want” I dunno why, maybe I’m a horrible person but....kills me

  • @guadalupemontero902
    @guadalupemontero902 6 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Did someone say crusade..
    Deus vult!

    • @XtreemAlan
      @XtreemAlan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT, OF THE LORD

    • @guadalupemontero902
      @guadalupemontero902 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY

    • @thecrowpheniks4186
      @thecrowpheniks4186 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Holy Grail Will Be Ours!

    • @doctorsquid360
      @doctorsquid360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT!

    • @nothanksyikes6381
      @nothanksyikes6381 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We must reclaim the holy Land from the heretics DEUS VULT!

  • @tomjackal5708
    @tomjackal5708 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Shutouts to MockingMoose

  • @DaMapleMoose
    @DaMapleMoose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "New record, Personal best" best quote so far 2018, lol

  • @finbarrdarcy5929
    @finbarrdarcy5929 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Liam is my favourite. Enough is said.

  • @jpmvidal
    @jpmvidal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Salvation comes to those who believe in Jesus and obey Him. The rest will be cast into the lake of fire where the flames burn forever and ever.

  • @bakuprek
    @bakuprek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    FINALLY MACBOY!!

  • @georgy1731
    @georgy1731 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You remember What Brad said about the song in the end? It really speeds up for some seconds. It was about 6 or 7 seconds long earlier, but now its about 4 seconds long.

  • @kitkatkid4319
    @kitkatkid4319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love these videos. I need to see more of Jesus, he needs to show me the ways of God and wash away my sins

  • @silva9648
    @silva9648 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love when they say WERE ALL AUSTRALIAN at the same time I was laughing so hard lol

  • @trentsuthard
    @trentsuthard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Baptize them in the puke of Christ

    • @mimi-hp6yh
      @mimi-hp6yh 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      is a christian supposed to find this funny?
      *because i found it funny*
      *im wheezing*

  • @Geeofff
    @Geeofff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Digging these sea of thieves videos Brad!
    Always a good time watching it!

  • @ernestsmihailovs493
    @ernestsmihailovs493 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    i know this is a old video but perfect timing an ad for a chuch poped up this is the power of jesus christ

  • @assassincreed7806
    @assassincreed7806 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:43 if you look closely at the shadow, you can see jesus

  • @Aaron-zs5on
    @Aaron-zs5on 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When he turned around and just shot the barrel LMAOOOO

  • @PandaWolf525
    @PandaWolf525 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I would actually love to get a group of 8+ people and all get on the same server and find each other to all get on the same Galleon to make that shit epic. You get to have 4 people starring the ship and 4 firing the cannons.

  • @SkyGuy0
    @SkyGuy0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    can you explain HOW An bouy became pirate legend first and zylbrad played it a lot more (i think.)

  • @Zatweeb
    @Zatweeb 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the best movie about Jesus

  • @mikalerow2188
    @mikalerow2188 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the Kraken?

  • @indominusmoose6420
    @indominusmoose6420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He turns water into grog

  • @TheWolfwiththeDragon
    @TheWolfwiththeDragon 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Seeing you go about in the game and baptizing people with vomit in the name of Jesus may be one of the best ideas I’ve ever heard.

  • @evieinfinite
    @evieinfinite 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jesus doesn't need a boat, he can just walk on the water. Ez game.

  • @basstion4146
    @basstion4146 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Wow great video to post near Easter omfg

  • @Ali-kn9qf
    @Ali-kn9qf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I thought Jesus was a pacifist

    • @LentoGif
      @LentoGif 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He killed them with kindness

    • @Wortlethal
      @Wortlethal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Even Jesus himself must take up arms to retake the holy lands.

    • @zaroko8105
      @zaroko8105 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jesus liberated them of thier earthly suffering anf sent them to heaven

    • @DbonnRP
      @DbonnRP 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dident u hear about teh time he took on the vampires in WW2

    • @saltyboy4269
      @saltyboy4269 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alinon / iLexR didn't he kill Jews tho? Or is that some other guy? Jews were accused of lots a stuffffs

  • @roguefortune
    @roguefortune 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved it all I have to say 100/10 ign would watch again

  • @sverremaeren8972
    @sverremaeren8972 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    idk why these video's keep entertaining me although there happens not much. i still love the sot vids keep it up

  • @gamerzwor1d544
    @gamerzwor1d544 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Praise jeasus our lord and savior

  • @_Upex_
    @_Upex_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    We've made it to the island, Smuggler's Bay. You keep the boat safe, ok?

  • @doctookmymats3421
    @doctookmymats3421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s just called Love and Sacrifice

  • @TakkunMoMo
    @TakkunMoMo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    my friend is jesus in sea of thieves and im now just watching this video for the first time

  • @jordanknight4902
    @jordanknight4902 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got 2 church ads thanks to this video.

  • @trigerxgoxhappy
    @trigerxgoxhappy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Our lord and sailor

  • @novetsu
    @novetsu 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Praise our lord, Jesus the pirate man

  • @agusto7391
    @agusto7391 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your videos Brad, keep it up!!!!

  • @joenareff
    @joenareff 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Yeah pick on an Australian very funny” TOP TEN PHOTOS TAKEN BEFORE DISASTER

  • @vedantchaudhari7123
    @vedantchaudhari7123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Best. TH-camr. Ever. Period.

  • @restlesswretch3555
    @restlesswretch3555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man, it's a shame you're not getting as many views as you should, Zylbrad. This had me laughing like Sark's do.

  • @whatamidoing725
    @whatamidoing725 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    *OUR WOORD AND SAVIOR JEEBUS CHRISHT* !

  • @oogie-boogie
    @oogie-boogie 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    love it,,i just wish i had the kind of fun you have on this game,,, love your vids keep up the good work,,

  • @phrenz1796
    @phrenz1796 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This could literally be made into a movie

  • @divicsoundcloud3331
    @divicsoundcloud3331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh lord can I get an amen

  • @xxlordbelxx1368
    @xxlordbelxx1368 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Take all the can in mine name. For they know they are not of mine name; and all shall be for naught.

  • @rafaelarce3390
    @rafaelarce3390 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Papa bless this video.

  • @TheLeemaVids
    @TheLeemaVids 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I actually though u were calling Lachie as Loki to this day

  • @JustinsaneS222
    @JustinsaneS222 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your videos are so precious, they give me strength and life... mmmmmmmmmmmmm...
    I shall sub now, and dub thee "my main sea of thieves channel to watch"... it only makes it even better that I'm an Australian as well...

  • @angrypanda6774
    @angrypanda6774 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Our Lord and Sailor

  • @renz1013
    @renz1013 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    when some one say "see ya in hell" my reply is" ya see ya there from heaven"

  • @NintenKid9000
    @NintenKid9000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Weather we’re playing on Xbox or PC, Jesus will always be our lord and savior

  • @brendandaily9488
    @brendandaily9488 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was watching this video and an ad that prove that Jesus was real

  • @daanbos5918
    @daanbos5918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "our lord and savoir" more like our lord and sailor

  • @daniel914100
    @daniel914100 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    🎵🎶Jesus take the wheel🎶🎵

  • @legionarmatay4399
    @legionarmatay4399 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Attack their ships with friendship! In the name of God! FOR THE GLORY OF AGATHA!!!

  • @ANippleCripple
    @ANippleCripple 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    made my day to know you guys are fellow aussies ;)

  • @plantanbertil9490
    @plantanbertil9490 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    All I came for was Jesus...

  • @gamingslayer357
    @gamingslayer357 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is hilarious I can't stop laughing XD

  • @KanadzuMirikoo46
    @KanadzuMirikoo46 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    yess I was waiting my MacBoy 👏

  • @YesItsChris.
    @YesItsChris. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:39 perfect song for the occasion, first try

  • @beatrizsamaniego7928
    @beatrizsamaniego7928 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jesus take the wheel

  • @thegamingpotato5665
    @thegamingpotato5665 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love you bradley be my father

  • @Daavie
    @Daavie 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love these Sea Of Thieves vids😍

  • @vik8126
    @vik8126 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now I wanna make a sea of thieves army

  • @Southern_Crusader
    @Southern_Crusader 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Y'all were water boarding the Lord and Savior... that was a babtism to remember. God this is really funny, and I'm Christian!

  • @arttsy_damien7232
    @arttsy_damien7232 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hello sir brad how are you today m lady

    • @armintor2826
      @armintor2826 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *tips fedora*

    • @gabriel.robinson04
      @gabriel.robinson04 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Max Armintor G-good evening, M'lady...
      *Nervously fiddles with hands*
      C-could I interest you in a d-d-d-date?
      *Looks down at the ground, face red with embarrassment*
      OwO

  • @squishy-_-9856
    @squishy-_-9856 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    *Haleluha JESUS!*

  • @thatonepersonwhoair-dropsy268
    @thatonepersonwhoair-dropsy268 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow, I found someone who looked EXACTLY like that and they even made jokes about them being Jesus

  • @namesareshit1487
    @namesareshit1487 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    best sea of thieves channel in the world!!!!

  • @jasonhugo6832
    @jasonhugo6832 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    For the Glory of Agatha!!!!!

  • @justamoth7002
    @justamoth7002 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    WERE ALL AUSTRALIAN!
    - the crew, 2020

  • @sdoopy1307
    @sdoopy1307 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How is this not demonetised......

  • @TPlayzYT12
    @TPlayzYT12 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    No one knows what jesus look like until ur in heven

  • @mzrocker105
    @mzrocker105 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watched this on good Friday xD

  • @grandmaster1350
    @grandmaster1350 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I always knew Jesus was on that Pirate Life

  • @renz1013
    @renz1013 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    wired how this got recommended to me at sunday

  • @alexandermichael2027
    @alexandermichael2027 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wouldve loved if the end you appeared on the ship with the jesus character in front of you, havent got your friends names down yet

  • @Aaxoz
    @Aaxoz 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Fuck I love this creature named Liam so much.

  • @bonkbonk9776
    @bonkbonk9776 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:29 no this is very good😂😂🤣🤣

  • @ceppoc
    @ceppoc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Imagine saying no to 15 people asking you to join Christ and they all start screaming “Shoot him Jesus!”

  • @depressed_snail6849
    @depressed_snail6849 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow, this footage of Farcry 5 is really good

  • @dragonking0972
    @dragonking0972 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wish this happens in my sea of theives game

  • @trainfan-ks5hk
    @trainfan-ks5hk 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rodf *rolling on the deck laughing*

  • @shadowninja958
    @shadowninja958 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The thumbnail looks like he's staring into my soul.

  • @zachmckissor9452
    @zachmckissor9452 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!

  • @corkadorka2362
    @corkadorka2362 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nobody expected the Zylbrad Inquisition

  • @hyenawarrior772
    @hyenawarrior772 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I swear to god I have played with mocking mousse

  • @cdauwg6178
    @cdauwg6178 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    14:00 best performance of 2018