RoboCop (2014) - Nostalgia Critic

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    It failed to win over audiences and critics, but is there more to this Robo-reboot than meets the eye? Nostalgia Critic takes a look at the 2014 remake of RoboCop.
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    RoboCop is a 2014 American cyberpunk superhero action film directed by José Padilha and written by Joshua Zetumer, Nick Schenk, Edward Neumeier and Michael Miner. It is a remake of the 1987 film of the same name also written by Neumeier and Miner. The film stars Joel Kinnaman as the title character, with Gary Oldman, Michael Keaton, Samuel L. Jackson, Abbie Cornish and Jackie Earle Haley in supporting roles.
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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2136

    Everyone press F to pay respects to the guitar

  • @WH250398
    @WH250398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2068

    "That boring guy from Suicide Squad."
    "Which one?"
    Genius.

    • @memberberry8242
      @memberberry8242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      There is absolutely nothing genius about Nostalgia Critic.

    • @jayv9353
      @jayv9353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@memberberry8242 said the guy who is subscribed to OnisionSpeaks.

    • @memberberry8242
      @memberberry8242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jayv9353 hahaha holly shit you're checking my subscriptions. Wow that is sad buddy. Anyway I am since I'm interested with all the shit that's going down between him and Chris Hansen. I hope that he goes to prison honestly.

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      @FLASHPNT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Memberberry bruh why are you mad

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      @dicksimmons3147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Memberberry why are you here then

  • @KombatantChampion
    @KombatantChampion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1120

    Michael Keaton: "Commissioner Gordon."
    Gary Oldman: "Batman."
    Holy shit! He's right!

    • @ajspice
      @ajspice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I laughed my ass off!! Solid joke.

    • @abdullahnaji7224
      @abdullahnaji7224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Andrew Spice I friggin loved that. That reference just warms my heart

    • @BlueOysterStan
      @BlueOysterStan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Robocop

    • @devilslayerthesaintofkille1317
      @devilslayerthesaintofkille1317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      666 likes

    • @harkaway9006
      @harkaway9006 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Gary Oldman would be *fantastic* as Batman.

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +965

    "And if they did their job right, your wife will have a toy, as well"
    *Robosex: This time, he's always ready for round two*

    • @Assn333
      @Assn333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That would've been the best one.
      You win the internet for today.

    • @azraelangelofred
      @azraelangelofred 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That was freakin' GREAT! LMAO!!!

    • @supersonicriley1847
      @supersonicriley1847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Robo69 Nice

    • @vanillajack5925
      @vanillajack5925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      More like "Robo-cock"......am i right??

    • @roguebritgravy1
      @roguebritgravy1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This time it always works

  • @The_Fuse_Maestro11
    @The_Fuse_Maestro11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Ok not gonna lie that “knock knock” and “why did the chicken cross the road” joke was pretty good

    • @Wandergirl108
      @Wandergirl108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      THANK YOU! I came to the comment section specifically to see if anyone else called out how amazing that joke was, thank you for getting it! XD

    • @shawnattwells5355
      @shawnattwells5355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'll buy that for a dollar.

    • @CRIS_IS_ON_INFINITE_EARTHS
      @CRIS_IS_ON_INFINITE_EARTHS หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hell yeah it was really clever!!

  • @seraphimvalkyrin4543
    @seraphimvalkyrin4543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    Just an FYI. The brain surgery part is pretty accurate. They keep patients awake so that they can ask them questions so they can tell if they are in the right parts of the brain or not and to make sure they didn't accidentally damage something. Oh and there would be no "ouch" as the brain doesn't feel pain.

    • @theonlychickensama8353
      @theonlychickensama8353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Correct no pain receptors in the Brain

    • @Delphineas
      @Delphineas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      You're wrong!
      Actually, no, you are right. I had a Deep Brain Stimulator implanted in 2013, and since my dystonia affected my neck and torso so much I was under for all of it. Which was alright with me, spasms or no there is no way in hell I wanted to be awake while they drilled holes in my skull. Not sure local anesthesia would have masked just how creepy that'd be.

    • @gothicMCRgirl
      @gothicMCRgirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Seraphim Valkyrin Huh, I did not know that. Interesting but also sort of disconcerting too? Like, the fact that there are pain receptors everywhere in your body EXCEPT on arguably the most important organ.

    • @TheBoxingCannabyte
      @TheBoxingCannabyte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@gothicMCRgirl No it makes plenty of sense if you understand evolutionary biology, all of our nerves stem from the brain, the skull is meant to protect the brain which is why you feel it in your skull, feeling it in the brain wouldn't make sense in terms of how the nervous system is developed and what we understand about the brain. It'd have to have a whole extra layer of "brain goo" or some kinda "brain muscle" for nerves to attach to to send signals into the brain and even then it wouldn't directly be the brain feeling pain.
      I hope that made sense. I suck at layman explanations when it comes to neurology and evolutionary biology more often than not (esp if you ask the people I teach! lol)

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seraphim Valkyrin true. You feel pain where there’s nerves

  • @dbert1024
    @dbert1024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    *Robocop about to show some emotion at the end*
    *Rapsittie Street Kids voice* “SHUT THAT DOOR”

    • @wikus2411
      @wikus2411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Please don't make me remember that movie...

    • @Ziomaletto
      @Ziomaletto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dafaq, that was line from the Man himself, Mark Freakin' Hamill!

    • @noahblair3020
      @noahblair3020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣

    • @Kazzy234
      @Kazzy234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Ziomaletto and you forgot he picked a project worse then.....whatever terrible movie he was in before Rapsittie street kids.

    • @gregorymirabella1423
      @gregorymirabella1423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the christmas tree was better

  • @menanmate2006
    @menanmate2006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Hearing Doug do his own Duel of the Fates rendition was the best thing I've ever heard

    • @ryanangelastro504
      @ryanangelastro504 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Well it was either that or play the actual music and get demonetized.

  • @canalaovento8279
    @canalaovento8279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    Actually, there's a good reason for this movie not being that good. This movie was directed by a brazilian director, José Padilha, who is a really good director (go watch the two Elite Squads.). In recent interviews, he said that he was really pressured by the studio, don't letting him with much creative fredom.

    • @Krendall2
      @Krendall2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Executive meddling: The bane of anything artistic or creative.

    • @ShazeemKhan
      @ShazeemKhan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Krendall2 or even the joker

    • @en3525
      @en3525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Padillha is a hack. Elite squad is shit

    • @canalaovento8279
      @canalaovento8279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@en3525 elaborate on that

    • @canalaovento8279
      @canalaovento8279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Ahrun Mano isso seria foda kkkkk

  • @PauloVitorHMK
    @PauloVitorHMK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    Malcolm being the Robocop Movie was legit a good twist.

    • @LuccianoBartolini
      @LuccianoBartolini 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The best part is that we could have figured out considering it was mentioned in the previous episode that he was being cut to pieces.

    • @archivedaccount5990
      @archivedaccount5990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Guess that explains what happened after the end of the Max Payne review.

    • @Liowen
      @Liowen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@madcap3450 To quote Mark Wahlburg, "What?! No!"

    • @Ermac_______________________69
      @Ermac_______________________69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn, should have watched the review before checking the comments lol doh

  • @orvilleredenpiller338
    @orvilleredenpiller338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1150

    RoboCrop - Without his suit, he might have just been a vegetable

    • @98953812
      @98953812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Perfect. XD

    • @cooperschlickau4062
      @cooperschlickau4062 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      🏆this is for you

    • @Kdot6_16
      @Kdot6_16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      👐✋🤜✋✋

    • @sirshotty7689
      @sirshotty7689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well he's already a vegetable
      Robocrop: cop on wheels

    • @kitsunekid16
      @kitsunekid16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      RoboCrop - this time it's corny-er

  • @TheBlueArmageddon
    @TheBlueArmageddon 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    24:05 This aged so well!!

    • @sean8102
      @sean8102 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah. As someone that loves Robocop (the original), I really enjoyed Rouge City. It wasn't perfect of course, some things like the facial animations, and some animations in general are a bit rough, some of the VA (mainly the goons, they sound a little to Saturday morning cartoon to me), though getting Peter Weller back was awesome. I had a great time from start to finish. And IMO Rouge City is Robocop 3. Not the god awful movie we got.

  • @lilgabbo2587
    @lilgabbo2587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Nostalgia Critic: “Robocoo, this time he’s a pigeon”
    Hollywood: “he just gave us a great idea”

  • @gokuxsephiroth4505
    @gokuxsephiroth4505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    You keep talking about the hypothetical Robocop game about a man getting augmented and it being a game about choice and actions- I believe that's called Deus Ex, Critic- and yes, it turned out great.

    • @fazza2560
      @fazza2560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Goku x Sephiroth I actually just started Human Revolution and thought the same thing while I watched it. Also, nice name.

    • @alexandrehenrique7203
      @alexandrehenrique7203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Then the second game came along...and the third...it wasnt bad but...yeah the second game was kind of...shortish...third one was...i felt like i was the most famous man in the world yet all i do is punch people and be a bitter jerkass...but yeah i love them all

    • @TopHatProductions115
      @TopHatProductions115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We need the studio who made Dues Ex to do Robocop.

    • @Krendall2
      @Krendall2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @John Collins I'd buy THAT for a dollar!

    • @ShazeemKhan
      @ShazeemKhan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeremy would love that game for sure

  • @AaronTheBlackDragon
    @AaronTheBlackDragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1618

    I really forgot that there was a reboot of RoboCop... wow.

    • @blammowammo5886
      @blammowammo5886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      That's how forgettable it is.

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ditto!

    • @logandh2
      @logandh2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Which is really the worst thing you can say about a movie

    • @MatCor-ty7zi
      @MatCor-ty7zi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same. And I saw it!

    • @corvusala
      @corvusala 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I saw it and I can remember about 30 seconds of it.

  • @metaldragmire8539
    @metaldragmire8539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Fun fact: Your brain can’t feel any pain because it doesn’t have any pain receptors.

    • @coleslade
      @coleslade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And quite a few brain surgeries take place with the patient awake as well.

    • @Guru_1092
      @Guru_1092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cool, but how the hell do headaches work then?

    • @coleslade
      @coleslade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Guru_1092 Despite how they feel, especially the really bad ones like migraines, headaches aren't actually centered in the brain. The basic science is the nerves and blood vessels around the head and neck. The blood vessels can swell and the muscles can tighten and that's the source of the pain. Also keep in mind, there is more than one type of headache from basic to migraine and sinus. All of them are centered around the muscles of the head itself and not the brain. The brain is just receiving the pain signals from the nerves like any other kind of injury.

    • @metaldragmire8539
      @metaldragmire8539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Guru Most headaches happen in the nerves, blood vessels and muscles that covers a person’s head and neck. So in reality headaches comes from what covers the brain or the scalp itself, but it can also take place inside the temples as well.

    • @justnoah9334
      @justnoah9334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Seems like an intentional design flaw

  • @TheEngwall
    @TheEngwall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I've seen Joel Kinnaman in a bunch of movies over here in Sweden. He's a great actor (watch the Johan Falk-movies).
    The studio didn't give him a good script, but he clearly did well with what he got.

    • @TheOnlyToblin
      @TheOnlyToblin ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's also pretty good in Altered Carbon. He just needs an actual script. Not...whatever this was.

  • @vrabo3026
    @vrabo3026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    ...Why do his CGI lungs breath independently from his inhaling and exhaling?

    • @JVH960
      @JVH960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      and how do they breath without any sort of diaphragm?

    • @marvincdt
      @marvincdt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You dumbo he s dual vaping that s why

    • @1000000man1
      @1000000man1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Because the filmmakers don't actually understand how the lungs work. They just slap them on and make them move up and down.

    • @MarillSweatshirt
      @MarillSweatshirt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bro you obviously don't vape.

    • @Grizabeebles
      @Grizabeebles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@JVH960 -- if the containers the lungs are in works as a vacuum pump (aka. an "Iron lung"), they do the breathing for him.
      It's supposed to have a noticeable effect on how you talk though. Distinctive pauses and short sentences. Just watch some TH-cam videos about polio survivors, and you'll notice it as soon as you start looking for it.

  • @Maniac4Bricks
    @Maniac4Bricks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    29:35 missed opportunity to call it a RoboFlop

    • @wesusaa
      @wesusaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      IKR I THOUGHT THAT TOO

    • @Futurestarra
      @Futurestarra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm glad someone said it

    • @AbMaSync
      @AbMaSync 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'd buy that for a dollar. (The comment, not the Flop)

    • @juhaniaho6698
      @juhaniaho6698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ROBOFLOP: This Time, It's Forgettable.

    • @officialtrailers9075
      @officialtrailers9075 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maniac4Bricks or RoboCrap, RoboCunt, RoboCock, etc.

  • @lanikmueller9318
    @lanikmueller9318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Just for the record, Elite Squad is a masterpiece and if you ever wonder how things are here in Brazil, that movie is pretty accurate

    • @TigreRG
      @TigreRG 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But is not in english so fuck it! /SARCASM

    • @en3525
      @en3525 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's actually a shit movie

    • @cauaviniciusguedes2004
      @cauaviniciusguedes2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@en3525robocop is, not tropa de elite or elite squad, it's because is a national brazilian movie and not international american movie, and it's so realistic to all the scenarios in own country of crimes and violence, the director know how to do brazillian action movie, but not american one.

  • @Canada1994
    @Canada1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Film shows American military style machines "promote peace and freedom"
    Me: Yeah that pretty much sums up Wilsonian Interventionism

    • @swagzagoon2596
      @swagzagoon2596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A very specific comparison, I congratulate you for that.

    • @Canada1994
      @Canada1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@swagzagoon2596 Thanks I'm Canadian and I only know of Wilsonian Interventionism from Alternate History Hub's what if Wilson lost the 1912 election video.

    • @Canada1994
      @Canada1994 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackzimmy8461 especially now with all the stuff named after him being renamed after Floyd's death last year

  • @ForgottenHonor0
    @ForgottenHonor0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Actually that chicken/knock-knock joke was kinda funny.

  • @darthsilliest9807
    @darthsilliest9807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    "Planes 3?... Was there a Planes 2?"
    "Wtf is planes?"
    "That is the right answer!"
    Yeah thats about right...
    30:41

    • @TheGrimFamily
      @TheGrimFamily 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Better question WTF is Cars? i didn't care for that series of movies

    • @pickleproductions5736
      @pickleproductions5736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@TheGrimFamily I mean, there's no reason for them to be cars at all, you could have done it with people just as well. And because they were cars, we now have the planes spinoff.

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Planes 2 was actually really good, nobody saw it because the first one was so bad.

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @raymondvanderbunt5063
    @raymondvanderbunt5063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    8:22 Throwing in the sleepy Mrs. Doubtfire camera worker was genius. It reflected the whole movie in a nutshell right there.

  • @satoshikatsumoto9007
    @satoshikatsumoto9007 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    24:01
    This aged so damn well.

  • @xBirdOfHermes
    @xBirdOfHermes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +839

    The saddest part of the remake was that it was just boring. It wasn't good, and it wasn't overly bad. It just kinda happened. :/

    • @joshuawillis602
      @joshuawillis602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      BirdOfHermes couldn’t disagree more

    • @tiefighter3445
      @tiefighter3445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Very boring and CGI was crap.

    • @joshuawillis602
      @joshuawillis602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TieFighter34 so wrong

    • @El-Gato69
      @El-Gato69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Jokes on you, I honestly don't remember this movie existing.

    • @joshuawillis602
      @joshuawillis602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dead Boi your problem

  • @donalddewar1502
    @donalddewar1502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    "Rated PG-13!" - 2019's answer to "A Family Picture!"

    • @motor4X4kombat
      @motor4X4kombat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Naah that work better with pg rated films, hell he use it with Wild wild west beeing pg-13 replacing it with " a stupid line"

    • @mysticmind4563
      @mysticmind4563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And to quote a bit of Rob, "Fuck PG-13."

    • @austinmorrison6953
      @austinmorrison6953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Remember when “PG-13” actually meant something? Pepperidge Farm remembers

  • @JordanWeberMusic
    @JordanWeberMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I would love to see a RoboCop game like Doug had mentioned. The psychological battle of having control over your thoughts and actions and/or the struggle between man and machine, artificial intelligence vs. human intelligence. With what Telltale did with licensed properties like The a Walking Dead and Batman, had they stayed afloat, I would have loved to see them take on this property and make a good decision based narrative. I just wish it would branch more like Quantic Dream’s Detroit: Become Human, as big a task as that would be.

    • @JurassicReptile
      @JurassicReptile ปีที่แล้ว +4

      well there is Robocop Rouge City coming out eventually.

    • @darthnoir6370
      @darthnoir6370 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know it's been years, but Deus Ex provides that exact experience :)

    • @zortrax492
      @zortrax492 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Sir you are served

    • @jimboswamps5602
      @jimboswamps5602 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Rogue city!!!! Play it! It’s awesome!

  • @cinemawiz8742
    @cinemawiz8742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    “You look like the Mega man version of Get Out.” 😂

  • @movienerds7790
    @movienerds7790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Fun fact: this reboot was originally supposed to be much more in tone with the original in terms of violence and gore, even going for an R rating. But the studio cut the budget necessary for it so they pretty much had to water it down.

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I agree, otherwise why did they hire the director of Tropa d'Elite?

    • @aidangordon2713
      @aidangordon2713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      MGM, how the mighty have fallen...

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ARX 351 yes, Elite Squad was so gritty and violent, this director seemed like an perfect choice.

    • @katietaylor8314
      @katietaylor8314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yet another movie ruined by studio meddling.

    • @RoodeMenon
      @RoodeMenon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Violence, gore or sex would still not have made this work, there has to be a context. The original script had energetic dialogue, and direction from a European with a genuine dislike of American capitalism and had real war experience. the odd paring of american script with foreign film maker magically worked with Robocop. It was the perfect combination of American action story with a Dutch angle.

  • @EmanGameplay
    @EmanGameplay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Detroit: Become Robocop is basically Connor from that game

    • @BlueAmpharos
      @BlueAmpharos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I was thinking Detroit: Become Human when he said it could be a game, and the way the windows look like "Uploading evidence files" has a similar look to the border the options you can select and such have.

    • @annienord7203
      @annienord7203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup my thought exactly

    • @YouCanCallMeXoe
      @YouCanCallMeXoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd still rather watch this film than give Mr. Ze Bad Game any money :P

    • @gasternecross
      @gasternecross 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@YouCanCallMeXoe detroit is an amazing game

  • @Phantom.Gaming64
    @Phantom.Gaming64 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Well, it took 9 years after this movie that we got a proper RoboCop -game, and thankfully, it has NOTHING to do with this movie. Instead it's in the continuity of the original movies, taking place after RoboCop 2.

  • @facemouther
    @facemouther 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "YodelCop, It was good in Baby Driver. Not here."

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    Robocop (1987) - A kick-ass movie with an awesome villain that the relatable protagonist has a vandetta against and bloody good action!
    Robocop (2014) - That happened?

    • @Andros2709
      @Andros2709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Good point. Clarence Boddicker is one of the best movie villains ever, and the members of his gang are memorable too... and let's not forget Dick Jones, the white-collar mastermind villain.

    • @galenirby3553
      @galenirby3553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Both of the movies suck

    • @someone0
      @someone0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@galenirby3553 r/woooosh

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Until I saw this on the side thingie watching another video, I never knew the 2014 Robocop movie even existed.

    • @doh4828
      @doh4828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@galenirby3553 probably because you’re a sucker

  • @lenerdhill2928
    @lenerdhill2928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    From 27:30 to 27:48. The "little spurts and hands" part had me laughing for a good minute or two.

  • @Mr.Pallanza
    @Mr.Pallanza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    9:50
    *_THE GODFATHER INSERT KILLED ME 🤣🤣😂🤣_*

  • @brianstraight9308
    @brianstraight9308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    You can get away with one F-Bomb in a PG-13 movie but it has to be in a non-sexual context. Calling someone a "mother-f'er" is a sexual context.

    • @theblocksays
      @theblocksays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sam Jackson really doesn't discriminate what scripts are offered to him outside of guaranteed hits with Marvel does he.

    • @tovrobi5097
      @tovrobi5097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But didn't "motherfucker" has the same context as "asshole"?

    • @tovrobi5097
      @tovrobi5097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@zenmanlovesgames9906 that the literary meaning. In "fuck" in context of fucking would be "I fucked that bitch three times." Or is it?

    • @hanakoisbestgirl4752
      @hanakoisbestgirl4752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But calling someone a fucker isnt sexual? That's the way it was used in Bruce Almighty, Bruce called someone a fucker

    • @BigMac87963
      @BigMac87963 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hanako is best girl it’s more of an insult, but depends on the context.
      “I hate you, you fucker!” - insult
      “You’re a better fucker than your sister. I only lasted 3 minutes.” - sexual

  • @JesauV64
    @JesauV64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Not gonna lie i actually forgot the robocop reboot existed

    • @gmoney66
      @gmoney66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Considering the first film had two sequels, a huge toy line and an animated series, this is more of a de-boot.

    • @campkira
      @campkira 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah it been while.

    • @Mr_Original
      @Mr_Original 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unfortunately, I didn't know this was a reboot. XD

    • @mr.lafitte336
      @mr.lafitte336 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You think you're special because of it?

    • @eviltom17
      @eviltom17 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same!

  • @TheseBitchesWantNikes
    @TheseBitchesWantNikes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    16:10 is the best part of this whole review.

  • @Marvell3000
    @Marvell3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Hocus Pocus by Focus is an amazing song though. So glad to hear it in a film. It fit the scene here and in Baby Driver.

    • @kelp7060
      @kelp7060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's good to see some people know the progressive rock classics. Glad to see it used anywhere really.

    • @randomguy2518
      @randomguy2518 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Prefer Gary Hoey's take on it......no yodelling

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also Trolls World Tour 😂😂😂

  • @dancepiglover
    @dancepiglover 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    PG-13? We saw a less graphic brain in "Hannibal."

  • @a7000zo
    @a7000zo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    - Do you remember any of the Robocop reboot?
    • We just reviewed it.
    ▪ And?
    • *I can't remember a thing*
    Lmao

    • @centosx6643
      @centosx6643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omg i just finished the video and i only remember the sponsor

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait, there was a Robocop reboot?

    • @alexandrehenrique7203
      @alexandrehenrique7203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The sad part is i can see it 80-90 times and i just remember the skits

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Put a square peg in a round hole

    • @davidsumner7604
      @davidsumner7604 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I liked the first act when it commented on the increasing use of drones in warfare. I think that's a really interesting concept of how foreign policy would be influenced if we no longer had to worry about human casualties in our foreign wars and how authoritative the government would become if they had an unlimited police force to control us. I don't think it did enough with it though.

  • @AnalogWolf
    @AnalogWolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The POV opening here is just SPOT ON, well done. Absolutely hilarious along with the review, it sums up my feelings of the film very well.

  • @remyrichardson8614
    @remyrichardson8614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "I'd buy that for a dollar!"
    Me with anything I like ever.

  • @MegaSoulHero
    @MegaSoulHero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Not even Michael Keaton was able to save this movie.

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Or Gary Oldman

    • @burnthetrolls5971
      @burnthetrolls5971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Those three legends couldn't save that movie now that is fuking saying something, someone animate how that is fuking saying something I will wait

    • @eddieolshefski6467
      @eddieolshefski6467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Unfortunately he, Gary Oldman and Samuel Motherfucking Jackson couldn't save this reboot.

    • @blackvial
      @blackvial 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I enjoyed it

    • @moviegirlaka
      @moviegirlaka 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No the bad after you put it in its grave even a trailer

  • @neoravencroft
    @neoravencroft 5 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    "This is where they make those Japanese Robocop commercials."
    IT'S KOREAN!!!

    • @videopro60
      @videopro60 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I feel you man.....
      I feel you

    • @MichelleOfDarkness
      @MichelleOfDarkness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Daryl Dixon: Whatever lol

    • @wellthismachinekills3809
      @wellthismachinekills3809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That just makes it funnier !!

    • @juon91
      @juon91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I'm Korean and I kinda don't want to let the worlds know that we made ads that robocop came out from TV and eat chicken so...I let him think it was Japanese...the other world for that matter...in fact I relieve he didn't use it his ads review.

    • @drunkenhobo8020
      @drunkenhobo8020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don't worry, I'm fairly sure Japan still considers Korea rightfully part of Japan.

  • @natemododragon9969
    @natemododragon9969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That “Why did the chicken cross the road” joke was fantastic, I don’t care what anyone says 😂😂😂

  • @kidninja8331
    @kidninja8331 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Critic fucking predicated a Robocop game 4 years ago, Robocop Rogue City literally has choice and psychological decisions that hinge on Robocops 3 prime directives, be more human or machine.

  • @comicloverdoesstuff8967
    @comicloverdoesstuff8967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Keaton: Make it black
    NC as Baruchel: Is it because you're Batman?
    NC as Keaton: Because I'm Batman
    Instant like

    • @constantravens4800
      @constantravens4800 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly

    • @Dim4323
      @Dim4323 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Christian bale batman: dose it come on black.

  • @mikew1507
    @mikew1507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    To be fair, Jose Padilha is actually a pretty decent filmmaker. He directed the surprise hit Elite Squad in 2007, created and produces "Narcos", and his Elite Squad sequel is still the biggest box office hit of all time in Brazil. Most of his work deals with numerous social issues with great skill, and from what I heard, he intended to make a smart, socially aware Robocop reboot film, but apparently studio interference ruined the movie. He told his pal Fernando Meirelles (director of the acclaimed "City of God") the following: "He is saying that it is the worst experience. For every 10 ideas he has, 9 are cut. Whatever he wants, he has to fight. It's hell here. I have never suffered so much and do not want to do it again." A few years later, Padilha said: "I didn't have the creative freedom I needed. I spent 90% of the time fighting the studio. It made me realize that making a studio movie is not the same as making a film. I will think a million times before getting involved in another production of that size again. I got into this Hollywood business thinking that I could make the film I wanted, with my cinema criteria. My mistake."

    • @ToaKoran
      @ToaKoran 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You know, it'll never make any god damned sense to me why we even have "director" as an actual job in film if the studios are just going to hand them a paycheck, push them in a chair, and tell them to shut up. I mean, they're in the industry as a fucking director in the first place, because they want to be the one making the fucking movie! Directors more often than not know how to make good movies, and studios more often than not hire a director BECAUSE the have a history directing good movies, so it'll never cease to amaze, and piss me off why the hell a studio is going to hire a director for their movie if the whole time they're there they're going to deny them ANY creative control, and act like they can do it better than them.
      Does the fucking movie industry even know how the hell movies are made, anymore?

    • @sushestvobezvolnoe
      @sushestvobezvolnoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I guess the studio took him to make "Elite squad 3" in english. Both elite squads are a perfect example of reverse robocop, where cops are losing their humanity because of social issues. And that assumed to be a twist in the old story of robocop. But USA isn't that cruel and most importantly people wouldn't watch this.

  • @raindownchoas
    @raindownchoas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    28:42 kills me every time
    "I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!"

  • @blaquephyrekendra1779
    @blaquephyrekendra1779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    11:56 I wouldn't want my family to see me like that either. this is honestly way more emotional than you're giving it credit for

    • @spike_-pw9iz
      @spike_-pw9iz ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yea idk why everyone has a stick up there ass about this movie i think it was a great movie and wish theyd make more of them

    • @francisoffilth7953
      @francisoffilth7953 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Strongly disagree. As a father myself there is no way in hell if I found out I died and had a chance to see my kids and still be in their lives I wouldn’t take it. Even I was a talking eyeball. Anything to see and spend time with my children. Stone cold saying just say I’m dead without a second of hesitation is beyond stupid. Unless the movie portrayed him as a bad husband and father who hates being around his family then yes it would have hit stronger. They didn’t though.

    • @dakotalane7983
      @dakotalane7983 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@francisoffilth7953 He looks like a monster, a twisted malformation of what little organs he has remaining. He doesn't want to be seen as a monster to his family when he died an officer of the law, a hero. The entire movie is him accepting that his actions make him the hero and his family would continue to love him no matter what. I'm a father as well but the last thing I want my kids to see is their father as a sack of fucked up organs barely kept alive by a permanent suit of armor that I have little to no actual control over. Alex died as a hero, RoboCop was born a weapon.

    • @francisoffilth7953
      @francisoffilth7953 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dakotalane7983 well sure but I’d still figure out a way to still see them. I mean if they can take a dead person and transfer him into a robot. I’m sure they could come up with a way to FaceTime my family and look normal.

    • @LobasFavoriteChair
      @LobasFavoriteChair 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It really isn't tho.

  • @joeljames2683
    @joeljames2683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Fallout 76 joke, I'll be honest I did not see that coming in a Robocop (2014) review.

    • @stephano1019
      @stephano1019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That or a jab at Fortnite

    • @xXxDarkPhantomxXx1
      @xXxDarkPhantomxXx1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      To robocops defense. It did look like a better game

    • @AceDreamer
      @AceDreamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the roasts are real.

    • @zackbrangen1528
      @zackbrangen1528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That and The Fortnight joke made this review Dated

    • @Skip2TheEnd
      @Skip2TheEnd 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s not hard!

  • @tyrelllowery2074
    @tyrelllowery2074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "You look like the MegaMan version of Get Out."
    Webby candidacy 2019 confirmed.

  • @alangreig4261
    @alangreig4261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The first mistake they made was making a pg13. The thing that made the original one brilliant was being violent!

  • @senatorarmstrong3983
    @senatorarmstrong3983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The whole Iran scene is more relevant now, well except the robots

    • @gezi5927
      @gezi5927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How is it more relevant now than it was then?

    • @user-bt3yt8lh5y
      @user-bt3yt8lh5y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gezi5927 Idk when is the peak relevance of Iran commentary, but I really think it was super good:
      The boy lost his dad in a grusome way and then commited suicide in a badass way, only to have the (insert) News anchor use the tragedy to further the narrative that this invasion is a great thing for the Iranians.
      It showed just how dangerous it is to have some charismatic, super opinionated douche influence our views on legislation and inform us of a certain group's best interest.

    • @gezi5927
      @gezi5927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@user-bt3yt8lh5y true

    • @Marcelelias11
      @Marcelelias11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Except the robots" ... yet!

  • @waterlily7343
    @waterlily7343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    I guess it is totally fair to expect a more emotional response from characters in films. But in real life reunions are often awkward and unsatisfying cause people don't know what to say or do. So, at least that one scene, i get why it is the way it is.

    • @WillcraftAnimations
      @WillcraftAnimations 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Yes, but even with that, people still express emotions. Maybe nothing big like tears and hugs, but small things like facial expressions and uncertain glances. The actors' deadpan looks in most of those scenes is what kills it.

    • @MoonShadowWolfe
      @MoonShadowWolfe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      If only it were different from what came before, that could be the motivation.

    • @ZechsMerquise73
      @ZechsMerquise73 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I do think the failings with the family were because the director was trying to make the Robocop and his family "realistic" and "average Americans".

    • @Konkretertyp
      @Konkretertyp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait, your reunions are mostly so emotionless and awkward?

    • @dujeanhickling61
      @dujeanhickling61 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Konkretertyp awkward yes but there is at less smiles all around.

  • @ManinTidyWhities
    @ManinTidyWhities 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    22:26 Dammit, you missed the opportunity to call the bike ROBOCOCK!

  • @patanu
    @patanu 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Wild that Doug sort of predicted Robocop: Rogue City.

  • @retsaweman
    @retsaweman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    10:55 "This is where they make those Japanese Robocop commercials"
    *Shows a KOREAN Robocop commercial*
    Ok then

  • @a.melanoleuca2247
    @a.melanoleuca2247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    14:51 NC, your brain does not have pain receptors (i.e. nociceptors). But the tissue layers, like the meninges, does. If Murphy's head is already exposed, then you don't need anesthetics to operate on the brain.

    • @perw12345
      @perw12345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Also, brain surgery is usually performed with the patient being conscious, it allows the surgeon to immediately be informed of anything funny going on.

    • @a.melanoleuca2247
      @a.melanoleuca2247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      {Haggis442312} I wanted to add that but too much text bogs down people. And yes, that is true. However, when I was shadowing a neurosurgeon, some of the other neurosurgeons I met did craniotomies with the patient out. It really depends on the operation being performed.

    • @RealDSY
      @RealDSY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ok you have no nerves in the brain but wouldnt it still hurt to have the top of your head removed from your body

    • @dancepiglover
      @dancepiglover 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@RealDSY You have lots of nerves in the brain, just not the kind for feeling. Yes, the flesh and bone outside of the brain can feel plenty!

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RealDSY true but Robocop had a brain case not a skull so...why did they put him under?

  • @poundbagcom
    @poundbagcom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Funny thing is, My local Dollar Tree has the BLU-RAY - and I mean a ton of them.
    Everytime I walk by the display, I say, wont buy that for a dollar!

    • @tiefighter3445
      @tiefighter3445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ha ha! Yeah, I see that movie at Big Lots all the time.

    • @KillThad
      @KillThad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I mean, I'd buy it for a dollar. No more, though.

    • @SlenWash
      @SlenWash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If I could like that comment twice, I would.

    • @geekhut6296
      @geekhut6296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I got mine from Dollar Tree

    • @JackSilver1410
      @JackSilver1410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The fuck are you doing shopping at dollar tree? I have to do inventory there all the time, they are the most universally filthy stores imaginable and their fat bitch of a DM makes me realize what it must be like to work for Jabba the Hutt. Have some self respect, fucking walmart is better..

  • @berryberran8236
    @berryberran8236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    12:34 "and if they did their job right so will your wife!" true but will murphy enjoy the playtime as well? Seems kinda unfair in that situation to be honest here.

    • @dechlansparrow7430
      @dechlansparrow7430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It should have things connecting to his brain for him to feel pleasure.

  • @Scarletdex8299
    @Scarletdex8299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Can we have a full version of that "Duel of Fates" funny cover?

  • @Danielmoreira246
    @Danielmoreira246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Doug's version of duel of the fates is very relatable

  • @finaltouchstudio_
    @finaltouchstudio_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    One of the best spoof intros ever! Well done, Doug

  • @genarohonoriorengifo8317
    @genarohonoriorengifo8317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "the goal is to die on television just like an Oscar host" xD hahaaha good one.

  • @gamegeekz1
    @gamegeekz1 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    24:00 funny how he mentioned that and now there is literally going to be a robocop game called robocop rouge city and in fact there are choices that will affect the outcome of the ending

  • @nickisactor
    @nickisactor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I felt so bad for the Malcolm Robocop : (

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ROBO-MALCOLM! This time, he was killed by pirates.

  • @jasoncase9481
    @jasoncase9481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Hollywood remaking a freakin terrific movie that didn't need a damn remake.
    Hollywood improve bad or awful movies that could be good or great with remakes such as Doom, Double Dragon, Fist of the North Star, The Shadow, Ghost Rider, The Guyver, The Wraith, Daredevil, Island Claws, The Phantom, etc.
    Not remake good or terrific movies because that isn't the damn purpose of a freakin remake.

    • @kimifw58
      @kimifw58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed. I would love to see a remake of Laserblast.

    • @DantevKratos
      @DantevKratos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Guyver....😮

    • @jasoncase9481
      @jasoncase9481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jon Dante I don’t know why that shocks you
      The 1st movie is a unfaithful adaptation including with insufferable villains and a not charismatic hero

    • @desmondellis5734
      @desmondellis5734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fully agree on Doom, FOTNS, Shadow, and Guyver but the Wraith needs to stay in the 80's with that amazing 80's soundtrack!

    • @jasoncase9481
      @jasoncase9481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Desmond Ellis
      No it doesn’t.
      I want to see a remake with the car being used because of a bigger budget.

  • @jeepamir508
    @jeepamir508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    12:15 - Are you kidding me?!
    In the original Murphy never saw what's left of him underneath the armor.
    Here he's not programmed, he's still himself, with personality... And just saw that the only parts of his body that remained were his hand, lungs, neck, heart and head...
    That itself IS enough to drive a man crazy, depressed and suicidal.

  • @TrenchMan93
    @TrenchMan93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The Director: “RoboCop” was a “stressful experience.” “I didn’t have the creative freedom I needed,” says Padilha. “I spent 90% of the time fighting. It made me realize that making a studio movie is not the same as making a film.” Padilha also says that he would “think a million times before getting involved in another production of that size again,” and that he’d “rather face the reality than make movies about superheroes.”

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I'm sort of scratching my head on how a Robocop remake that invloves the likes of Samuel Jackson , Michael Keaton , and Garry Oldman could possibly fail.

    • @brianturnbough4955
      @brianturnbough4955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Change the color, RoboCop is not Batman.

    • @brianstraight9308
      @brianstraight9308 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Such is the power of Joel Kinnaman/

    • @javierpowell4705
      @javierpowell4705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good Actors Don't make a movie,

    • @BugsyFoga
      @BugsyFoga 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@javierpowell4705 Yeah , but it could've worked

    • @javierpowell4705
      @javierpowell4705 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BugsyFoga yeah of course, any idea could work, the premise is interesting and great actors could never detract from that, problem is in execution my friend

  • @Amenema
    @Amenema 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Robo-mess? You could have gone with robo-FLOP! ROBO-FLOP!!!

    • @rev0568
      @rev0568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You'd need to clean it up with a robo-mop

    • @jabler3529
      @jabler3529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@rev0568 You need to robo-stop these puns.

    • @scribese7en
      @scribese7en 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "This time, it all goes south."

    • @edmontonboy99
      @edmontonboy99 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jabler3529 Why don’t you robo-stop these robo-puns you Robo-cop!

    • @jabler3529
      @jabler3529 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@edmontonboy99 Already pulled the robo-cop pun, mate!

  • @IsaiahRichards692
    @IsaiahRichards692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When he calls Detroit beautiful, I can’t help but think of “Take Him to Detroit!”

  • @MegatronRacing237
    @MegatronRacing237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    WTF.. I didn’t realise the lion made that noise at the beginning 😐😐🤣🤣🤣

  • @MrGoateeMusic
    @MrGoateeMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The Robo-malcom is kinda adorable.

  • @caseygibson7266
    @caseygibson7266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    That shot of just his lungs, head and hand are probably the best part of this movie.

    • @blondbraid7986
      @blondbraid7986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The one good part of the movie.

    • @akatoshslayer7599
      @akatoshslayer7599 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The scene just brings to focus how much of him was actually left earlier in the movie. He had an arm, leg, entire torso, neck, and head. So where did the other parts go?.

    • @samueljones3668
      @samueljones3668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@akatoshslayer7599
      In the bin, they did mention that there was so much tissue damage it was impossible to reuse his limbs, they couldn't do a Vader and just stick Cybernetics to his stumps.

  • @Nedscape
    @Nedscape 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    24:05
    he called it

  • @SinatoFilms
    @SinatoFilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    And now Robocop is about to be in Mortal Kombat 11 as a playable character with tons of callbacks to the first movie. So things worked out in the end.

  • @zrixie7695
    @zrixie7695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Love the Fallout 76 joke

    • @stephano1019
      @stephano1019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Country Roads, take me home!

    • @DF-mw1sh
      @DF-mw1sh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fallout 76 is a joke

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can't believe I wanted to actually get that game. Good rendition of Country Roads, though.

    • @stephano1019
      @stephano1019 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@b3rz3rk3r9 The only good thing from that game

    • @the_criminal_mastermind
      @the_criminal_mastermind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The games better now then what it was

  • @sketchydude8431
    @sketchydude8431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    . . . *Well the chart says-*

    • @pinknet9811
      @pinknet9811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *FORGET ABOUT WHAT THE CHART SAYS!!!*

    • @MrSuperbeast92
      @MrSuperbeast92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pinknet9811 Well the chart says...

  • @darkreflection9087
    @darkreflection9087 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    14:43 actually it’s considered standard clinical practice to keep the patient awake for brain surgery and the brain itself doesn’t feel pain so it wouldn’t hurt
    Edit 14:47 so now ow

  • @weylin6
    @weylin6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Props to the art teams behind the movie, always a shame to see their talents squandered on bad writing.

  • @SakuNeku
    @SakuNeku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Critic, not knowing Elite Squad? For shame, it's a great movie, a nice insight into the Brazilian slums, their equivalent of the SWAT forces, and the relationship between crime, the police, and even political leaders and organizations in the sequel

    • @nicktechnubyte1184
      @nicktechnubyte1184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SakuNeku I’m not surprised, he doesn’t even know what steampunk is!
      Who doesn’t know steampunk?!

    • @noplesnono9656
      @noplesnono9656 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nicktechnubyte1184 the game?

  • @jamesmallone
    @jamesmallone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    All the "emotions" were stolen by David Cage.

    • @Krendall2
      @Krendall2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really? What did he do, throw them away?

    • @muskatDR
      @muskatDR 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Krendall2 He made ze bad game

  • @tommyboyladylova
    @tommyboyladylova 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I actually love the ideas in this remake although the execution isn’t always perfect. Maybe just a tad too harsh on the film. I’d go see the sequel if they ever make one

  • @NoHandle44
    @NoHandle44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    11:26 I'm surprised that he didn't make a joke on how it's a miracle that Alex wasn't shut down with his face in the water and drowned.

    • @Creshex8
      @Creshex8 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was wondering if that only occurred to me!

  • @rossdiamondthief6627
    @rossdiamondthief6627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Next the Total Recall remake!?!!

  • @LowellLucasJr.
    @LowellLucasJr. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    8:01 Ugh, 2014 Murphy is more of a robot before he even BECAME ROBOCOP! What a Douche!

  • @alanacarmo4079
    @alanacarmo4079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    By the way I love the opening scene for you’re review it’s funny, straight to the point, and quick

  • @takeshikujo2909
    @takeshikujo2909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    (7:01) Hey how come Christopher Walken wasn’t in that Instant Cool Kit?!

  • @CoffeeManiac20
    @CoffeeManiac20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    "Commisioner Gordon"
    "Batman"
    or
    "Sirius Black"
    "Vulture"

    • @Tamaki742
      @Tamaki742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The first one makes more sense considering the same franchise.

    • @superapm9620
      @superapm9620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SeekerMillan _Wooooooosh_

    • @ciarancrombie3045
      @ciarancrombie3045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or beetle juice and Dracula, I can name two characters they played with no connection too

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jim Gordon and Batman FTW

    • @gmoney66
      @gmoney66 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Rosencrantz"
      "Dogberry"

  • @smittywerbenjaegermanjensen
    @smittywerbenjaegermanjensen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    "Dead or alive you're coming with me" he meant that if he dies, then Keaton dies too, but if he stays alive, RoboCop is taking him in. Kind of like saying, "I'll see you in hell." It made perfect sense.

    • @1ntoTheAbyss
      @1ntoTheAbyss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Or ya know it just means Either he's taking Keaton in dead or alive. It's not really that deep.

  • @skullkidsteve721
    @skullkidsteve721 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Coming from the tail end of 2023, they DID make a RoboCop video game called Rogue City and it was surprisingly awesome.

  • @battledroidcommander4513
    @battledroidcommander4513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love the part when he was singing the Darth Maul fight

  • @marquisyarosh9785
    @marquisyarosh9785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "That sun is not a cooperative actor!"
    I *never* thought I would hear that about the sun xD

    • @mslightbulb
      @mslightbulb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you ask any photography director, they’ll probably tell you the same, poor guys are obsessed with it.

    • @jimtheedcguy4313
      @jimtheedcguy4313 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shut up about the sun.... SHUT, UP, ABOUT, THE, SUN!

  • @ryanmassey1441
    @ryanmassey1441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    technically there are no pain recepters in the brain itself. only the membrain surrounding the cranium (and to an extent the cranium itself) actually has pain recepters, and that is where stuff like headaches come from(the membrane). though he still should have given him anesthetic before cutting into his scalp and skull. there is such a thing as bone pain and it is horrendous.

    • @ButterflyScarlet
      @ButterflyScarlet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Oh yeah, bones have nerves and that shit hurts. The fact that your brain doesn't have pain receptors is fucking wild

    • @blondbraid7986
      @blondbraid7986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I thought they replaced his scalp and skull with a plastic dome during the first Robocop operation, so bone pain wouldn't be an issue.

    • @MagnificantSasquatch
      @MagnificantSasquatch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He _didn’t_ cut into his scalp and skull, though; that’s the thing. His skullcap was already gone; his brain’s behind a case. So yeah, he’d literally have no idea what was happening if he couldn’t see them working on his head.

    • @c0mpu73rguy
      @c0mpu73rguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you, that's what I was about to comment ^^

    • @litten4112
      @litten4112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      r/IAmVerySmart

  • @Spectahman2.0
    @Spectahman2.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    They're doing a sequel to the original trilogy now, which I honestly can't wait for!

  • @cartoonmaster2401
    @cartoonmaster2401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    when you put in the subtitles the line "I'm the Nostalgia Critic" turns into "I'm gonna stab the Critic" XD