Tim Vine - 1996 - Saturday Live

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  • Tim Vine delivering some early stand-up on Saturday Live from 1996, introduced by Tony Hawks. Genius!

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  • @howler6490
    @howler6490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    26 years later and he's still using some of his gags...quality!

    • @leemurphy5978
      @leemurphy5978 ปีที่แล้ว

      The chemist lotion one I just watched a Lorraine interview on youtube and he said his brother wrote that for his new DVD 😂

    • @nunyanunya4147
      @nunyanunya4147 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      26 years later and he's still using some ov his hair!

  • @FuckFeminists
    @FuckFeminists 10 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Hes brilliant. Even when he says a rubbish joke, it just shows what a class act he is to dare to do it in the spirit of laughter. Someone compared him to Tommy Cooper on here, and while he might not be quite that, the comparrson is more or less spot on. So nice that we have someone who still dares to do the classic clean stuff

    • @mezykin
      @mezykin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      tim vine could make tens of thousands laugh just by saying "oh" and then pulling out the letter O from a bag

    • @AuntieWelly
      @AuntieWelly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Half his jokes are Tommy Cooper's

    • @stevee6305
      @stevee6305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well said, to be fun and try to get people laugh is a wonderful attribute to have. Much prefer people like that rather than joyless fuckers who have drink problems that just say 'wow' to any comment with derision.

    • @unclejunglist
      @unclejunglist 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hes not as good as tommy but I noticed his jokes were ripped off tommy.

    • @synthonaplinth5980
      @synthonaplinth5980 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      With his hair, he could do with a hat.

  • @iamlono1001
    @iamlono1001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I went to B&Q and said "I'd like to buy a gazebo" the bloke said "are you going to put it up yourself?" I said "no I'm gonna put it up in my garden"

  • @SammyWatsit
    @SammyWatsit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    The ' wheeeeeeey' after every joke makes me proud to be British 😂

    • @wertrocks123
      @wertrocks123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Too many "woo"s from Americanised plebs nowadays. Make sure to "wheeeey" at the next opportunity and be proud of where you're from

    • @padgecrack4018
      @padgecrack4018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The football like chanter needs a kicking!

    • @honordefon610
      @honordefon610 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are they geordies..
      Weyheyman

    • @Aquascape_Dreaming
      @Aquascape_Dreaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was irritating and moronic.

    • @honordefon610
      @honordefon610 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Aquascape_Dreaming
      Wooooh arrrrre yooou talking about..

  • @DisemboweII
    @DisemboweII 12 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    He looks like a young Tim Vine.

    • @lolinnitfam9045
      @lolinnitfam9045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No rlly

    • @rojavida
      @rojavida 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well he is, after all, Tim Vine and it was recorded when he was relatively young.

    • @Oswadomob
      @Oswadomob 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Wells Terrell fuck off

    • @maryspain5432
      @maryspain5432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hilarious

    • @maryspain5432
      @maryspain5432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Oswadomob Joe. Fuck off.

  • @Apostate_ofmind
    @Apostate_ofmind 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    This is the most 90's thing i have seen in a while

    • @itskdog
      @itskdog 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tim's jokes have only evolved. The spirit is the same.

  • @WibblyPigNZ
    @WibblyPigNZ 11 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    My comedy tastes are broad, but I really enjoy Tim because it is what it is, confidently and delightfully so, and is able to be enjoyed and shared so fully. Nothing crude, nothing so specifically regional it's not able to be understood. I'm an unlikely convert to one-liners and bad puns. Fantastic!

    • @trugamer2488
      @trugamer2488 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WibblyPigNZ I feel the same about Milton Jones.. clean immature gags that work every time. Kind of reminds me of my childhood in some ways lol

  • @MJPamuru20
    @MJPamuru20 11 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I love this guy...Very few people can do a whole show of just punchlines!

    • @Channel-os4uk
      @Channel-os4uk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What happened to the bloke there that took a fridge round Ireland? Don't see him these days..

    • @X_marksthespot
      @X_marksthespot ปีที่แล้ว

      he does comedic songs as well

  • @nickwatts8493
    @nickwatts8493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Always had a liking for Tim since I saw him on Whittle in 1998 I believe. I love the silliness of the humour, no agenda or anything political, just Pure Fun!

  • @lediabolique5822
    @lediabolique5822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Just saw him live recently - brilliant then, still brilliant now.

  • @manumental86
    @manumental86 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    One of my favourite comedians ever! Tim Vine rules :-)

  • @simonmoore2380
    @simonmoore2380 10 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I remember seeing him live about 1994, and he did pretty much the same routine, give or take 2 or 3 jokes. But its all down to the timing, and in that respect like Tommy Cooper, he's superb.

    • @moodini99
      @moodini99 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Simon Moore You must have a good memory

  • @TarbinderUbhi
    @TarbinderUbhi หลายเดือนก่อน

    Absolutely brilliant. Laugh laff. Every day ❤️

  • @YouTubeIsAssHo
    @YouTubeIsAssHo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I used to like Tim Vine - not seen him for 20-odd years, completely forgot about him! Time to search TH-cam ...

  • @boggybogallow
    @boggybogallow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    My friend drowned in a container of muesli. He was overcome by a strong currant.

    • @canadianroot
      @canadianroot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I feel your pain. My buddy died raisin hell.

    • @julianmorgan7834
      @julianmorgan7834 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's an old joke it's not current anymore

    • @canadianroot
      @canadianroot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Julian Morgan I know. Drives me nuts.

    • @ajivins1
      @ajivins1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My friend used to sniff curry powder but he fell into a Korma!

    • @izzylandyt
      @izzylandyt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Julian Morgan *it’s not currant anymore 😜

  • @FuckFeminists
    @FuckFeminists 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Its great. The confidence it takes to do these, and the mind it must take to come up with even half of them. But theres another Really good set by Tim on the sidebar Live at the Apollo

  • @kdlofty
    @kdlofty 8 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    He's still using the majority of these today.

    • @pommy767
      @pommy767 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      still good though

    • @troyfallaize8839
      @troyfallaize8839 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      kdlofty most comedians do the same mate

    • @maxbailey4971
      @maxbailey4971 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They're his jokes so duh

    • @ScottZ370
      @ScottZ370 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The internet killed comedians like this, shame really

    • @MitsuoRLCoach
      @MitsuoRLCoach 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and theyre still great

  • @mogglesgoggles7651
    @mogglesgoggles7651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Went to the chemist, asked about how I could grow blisters in a controlled environment he said “farm-a-cyst?”
    Please tell me no one else has ever said that joke I’m quite proud

    • @alibi
      @alibi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "You wanna farm-a-cyst" would make the punchline a tad better, but a good joke nonetheless.

  • @frankcarrodus7543
    @frankcarrodus7543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love Tim Vine. Metaphorically speaking.

  • @garrysutters1835
    @garrysutters1835 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Really thought his promotion joke about going into a tree was about opening up a new branch.

  • @philh5292
    @philh5292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Only just found this old clip of Tim Vine but he's as great as usual. 😂
    Tim Vine and Milton Jones are my favourite comedians as they're both so wonderfully and innocently funny without resorting to the same kind of cheap humour that so many other comedians rely on (foul language and / or cheap, easy and hackneyed insults aimed at the same politicians, royals, celebrities, etc).

    • @petercroft2804
      @petercroft2804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The first reason that Tim Vine is so good must start with an excellent grasp of the English language, his ability to link two meanings from one word or a phrase in a funny way. Secondly his timing is " second" to none, and last but not least his facial expressions, all In all a National treasure.

    • @onewithsource9742
      @onewithsource9742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You'd also love Stewart Francis - a one liner spectacle

    • @philh5292
      @philh5292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@onewithsource9742
      Thanks. 🙂
      Yeah, I do really like Stewart Francis as well. And Gary Delaney to a lesser extent. Those two do a bit more swearing, sex jokes, and personal / political humour than Tim Vine and Milton Jones, so I prefer Tim and Milton above all others. But, yeah, Stewart Francis is hilarious as well and is probably my next favourite.

  • @paulioannou9675
    @paulioannou9675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The Chinese member of the family is actually Tim. Otherwise known as Bal-ding.

    • @LawlFrank
      @LawlFrank 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahaha :D

  • @welshdragon2008
    @welshdragon2008 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    ok. Still doing the same jokes in 2018. That is amazing!

  • @Joewalshe38
    @Joewalshe38 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant. An inspiration to all comediens

  • @rosspearson5090
    @rosspearson5090 12 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    i like the one which starts with "so"

  • @MrDavey2010
    @MrDavey2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    He is very funny. Even the dud jokes didn’t matter because he skipped over them and went for ones that did work. Very clever act.

  • @Ali1986Koksal
    @Ali1986Koksal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That Claire was an absolute VISION 😍

    • @win33adam
      @win33adam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think she wanted a private show with Tim

  • @andyjmwm
    @andyjmwm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I'd like to see him do "pen behind the ear" here...

    • @TallSilentGuy
      @TallSilentGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This audience wouldn't have the patience.

  • @tonygriffin_
    @tonygriffin_ 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant!
    Thanx for loading. I just bought his Joke-a-motive Tout dvd - excellent

  • @OriginEnergySux
    @OriginEnergySux 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "i WaNt To bUy a tEnT".
    "To camp?".
    "Sorry, i want to buy a tent".
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @blankfrankie3747
    @blankfrankie3747 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I think Claire was in love. He should've got her number

    • @Fiddleback
      @Fiddleback 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      7

    • @OriginEnergySux
      @OriginEnergySux 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      She was frothing him hard lol

  • @Crimejaildotcom
    @Crimejaildotcom 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    he comes across as a really nice guy.

    • @makaio9578
      @makaio9578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      CrimeJail he is, when I met him he was very nice and friendly.

  • @mezykin
    @mezykin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Ice Ice Baby impression was hilarious 😂😂

  • @shanobian
    @shanobian 9 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    he had hair?

    • @thesurgeon6473
      @thesurgeon6473 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      shanobian Looks that way

    • @strke69
      @strke69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah Shan I think Tim was on a really good streak back then:)

    • @celticprogeny1569
      @celticprogeny1569 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No, it was a rabbit.

    • @martincattell6820
      @martincattell6820 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They all had hair

    • @goblinking1438
      @goblinking1438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes curtains lol

  • @snacksonaplane
    @snacksonaplane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lynx are bringing out a new spray for farmers. It's called attractor.

  • @grasshopper1292
    @grasshopper1292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Never seen him this young. It's like someone bred Boris Johnson and Chandler Bing together and this was the result 🤣🤣

  • @makaio9578
    @makaio9578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Has to be one of my favourite comedians. Oh and IVE MET HIM! Had a nice conversation

  • @justmadeit2
    @justmadeit2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Tims a vine comedian

  • @PaulhQPR
    @PaulhQPR ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I miss the 90’s. Everything was just better.

  • @nuberiffic
    @nuberiffic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    watching this after seeing the fast show and his later stand up is like stumbling upon some kind of rosetta stone haha

  • @paulmorphy6187
    @paulmorphy6187 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tim Vine most certainly pulled that night...

  • @davewarwicker2512
    @davewarwicker2512 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Did anyone see Tim or Tony Hawks are the Hurricane Club, Oxford Street? Music was good back then too.

  • @shadowdonkey_mw
    @shadowdonkey_mw 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    WOW I wasn't even born

  • @synthonaplinth5980
    @synthonaplinth5980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I couldn't hear a thing over that shirt at 05:14.

  • @geeky_gunner
    @geeky_gunner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Claire was loving Tim.

  • @adamclancey
    @adamclancey 11 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Many of Tim Vine's joke have been incorrectly attributed to Tommy Cooper. I challenge you to find any footage of Tommy Cooper saying any of Tim's jokes.

  • @stuartotley3964
    @stuartotley3964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Superb, then and now. (Looked more like his brother, back in the day)

  • @gggfx4144
    @gggfx4144 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just appreciating the old school TV set and audience engagement

  • @MultiVince95
    @MultiVince95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant

  • @olivershaw100
    @olivershaw100 12 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    they even laughed differently in the nineties

  • @binghamguevara6814
    @binghamguevara6814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I come up back to this video to see how beautiful Claire's smile is 5:49

  • @m00nshine2004
    @m00nshine2004 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Superb

  • @anthonyormson7823
    @anthonyormson7823 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing - many of these jokes appeared years ago in a list of Tommy Cooper jokes...we knew they weren't Tommy's, but this is the first time I've seen Tim string them all together

  • @ajrwilde14
    @ajrwilde14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ah the floppy hair curtains of the 90s lol

  • @tombolton1379
    @tombolton1379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That Chinese gag reminded me of Ed gambles joke about a Russian mole in the wind and the willows

  • @adamclancey
    @adamclancey 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That's a Tim Vine joke, not Tommy Cooper, although there was a chain email that went round incorrectly saying it was a Tommy Cooper joke. If you can find any footage of Tommy Cooper telling that joke I'll eat my hat ;)

  • @iainhewitt
    @iainhewitt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Damn. Those haircuts. Draw the curtains, Tim.

  • @nezbit8989
    @nezbit8989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love him 😂

  • @50ShadesOfFrey
    @50ShadesOfFrey 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh my GOD!

  • @IListenToGoodSongs
    @IListenToGoodSongs 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'll make a note of that joke mentally.

  • @TailWaggingStyle
    @TailWaggingStyle 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    im 12 years old and i think this guy is hilarious..

    • @lanc9157
      @lanc9157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Happy 18th (2021), unless it was last year!!!

  • @linuspalsson8942
    @linuspalsson8942 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Awsome!

  • @tomkent4656
    @tomkent4656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He's still using the same gags in 2018!

    • @MacStoker
      @MacStoker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      judging by the audience, they had heard them all before as well lol

    • @tomkent4656
      @tomkent4656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MacStoker Mostly from Tommy Cooper!

    • @MacStoker
      @MacStoker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tomkent4656 just like that ;-)

  • @robmarrin6720
    @robmarrin6720 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Proud to be a human,, a proper human not a transmograph-ied human,, boys from the Dwarf ❤️👍and Almightys blessings to Tim

  • @atilllathehun1212
    @atilllathehun1212 ปีที่แล้ว

    The master at one liners.

  • @Dizzula
    @Dizzula ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did you know that the host of this show was the first person to land a 900?

  • @metafis
    @metafis 12 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Omg 'the co-co pilot'. I dont know why that made me laugh so much ..guys a genius and they are all his own jokes, none are Tommy Coopers, although some of Tims joke have been erroneously attributed to Tommy on the internet.

    • @Mike6867
      @Mike6867 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      metafis I didn't hear that one well

  • @christinedennison7770
    @christinedennison7770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love him. Wasn't he gorgeous. Alright bit heavier now but love him

  • @cumaproto9466
    @cumaproto9466 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tim has changed!

    • @tomkent4656
      @tomkent4656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His jokes haven't!

  • @ferraridinoman
    @ferraridinoman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So silly but love old Timbo!

  • @MorbidlyObeseCat
    @MorbidlyObeseCat 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    YOU'RE RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @liamgayton5303
    @liamgayton5303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    04:46 brilliant

  • @majesticallymade6177
    @majesticallymade6177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Goodlookin when he was younger lol he reminds me of Risby from Rising damp . . his younger brother

    • @johnsmithGMAiL8888
      @johnsmithGMAiL8888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      eternal praise Ri-g-sby, played by the late great Mr Leonard Rossiter.

    • @XantroyX
      @XantroyX 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know that when I think "sexy", I immediately think Rigsby!

  • @alm2187
    @alm2187 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Some of the syllables in that gibberish finale number sound like he's saying "flowershop."

  • @aperson2730
    @aperson2730 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:18 is a good one 👏

    • @dan003
      @dan003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best one by far.

  • @conormclaughlin6971
    @conormclaughlin6971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Plenty of Es took that year 😉😉🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

  • @choochoochooseyou
    @choochoochooseyou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Claire was cute

  • @tfarbes
    @tfarbes 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    WOW

  • @enkaan1676
    @enkaan1676 ปีที่แล้ว

    Claire understood every joke. Blew her mind away.

    • @MrSphayes
      @MrSphayes ปีที่แล้ว

      Clair can ‘blow’ my erm, mind away.
      For mind- read cock.....

  • @aBetterMove
    @aBetterMove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This one time I heard about the laziest dentist on earth so I went to pay him a visit to see what he'd say about my overbite. He said, "brace yourself"

  • @SeanScott80
    @SeanScott80 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Didn't he look really cute with hair!?

  • @SYNAPTIKMETAL
    @SYNAPTIKMETAL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Genius

  • @afro10k
    @afro10k 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Improved by a great audience as well I think. Look at all the silly 90's people with their silly 90's style.

  • @theinternet8853
    @theinternet8853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Better Call Saul

  • @thebluequiche1
    @thebluequiche1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tim Vine was inspired by Welsh comic Noel James

  • @sledgeinc2
    @sledgeinc2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOL "camper."

  • @ZSB410Z
    @ZSB410Z 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My Tim Vine Joke: Whenever I Daydream, I always think of Sat Navs. I'm always Garmin out.

  • @BryanFuryous
    @BryanFuryous 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Are Vines named after him?

  • @cynicaldodgyknees6248
    @cynicaldodgyknees6248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My modern-day comic hero and he is like the legend, Tommy Cooper, especially when he uses some of Tommy's gags! Let him off though as this was clearly his early stuff. 👍🏻

  • @MrDREWASIDE
    @MrDREWASIDE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jeremy vines brother!

  • @dazpatreg
    @dazpatreg 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tim Vine invented the '1 in five people is Chinese' joke! Why am I only finding that out now?

  • @antonyevans9772
    @antonyevans9772 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Christ, I was only 3 back then.

  • @metafis
    @metafis 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Actually thats one of Tims as well :)

  • @DanTheStripe
    @DanTheStripe 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hasn't changed much, has he? xD

  • @AsboJunior
    @AsboJunior 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    that's because he is a young tim vine

  • @unclejerry010101
    @unclejerry010101 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What Stats are you referring too?

  • @StrawberryDanWorld
    @StrawberryDanWorld 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't see an issue with comedians using and reformatting old jokes, they all do it any that claims otherwise is fibbing to be honest, Tim uses a great balance i think, I'm fed up of hearing people including student comedians moaning about the reuse of material after decades, If the audience are laughing then the job is done well, simple as this, many a famous comedian has had this abuse on the way up it hasn't stopped them i cant think of 1 famous comedian i haven't heard reuse a joke.

  • @shantibaku7394
    @shantibaku7394 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Not changed at all, has he ;)

  • @loungejay8555
    @loungejay8555 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:17 Tim is definitely in with her.

  • @hunterluxton5976
    @hunterluxton5976 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hes been doing the same act since 96.