@@chimaeraarts Bartz was never seen, all protagonists were shown in order of FF number and in the game Bartz was introduced fighting exdeath which happened around the time Cloud fought Sephiroth
@@juhara_cosplay it's not like that... Since square enix trailer already past for so many" years, he means 7 years is probably it's gonna be long, since 7 years definitely long enough to wait
No joke, but cloud has been almost everywhere by now. Smash, Nintendo, Sony, Etc... he even showed up in my favorite final fantasy game of all time, FFTactics.
Darker, lighter, shittier, it doesnt matter at all, just put some fucking content in it, i cant believe that a psp game from 2008 had more content, better gameplay and soundtrack, and had better story than a ps4 game in 2018...........
I mean it'd be more accurate for Yuffie to say "I'm Sexy Jitsu Naruto" and then one of the female characters would be all "you're not sexy though" because roasting Yuffie is basically half of the first episode of Opera Omina.
Is it just me or , some of the first six protagonist were OP in mobile games ? Like Terra is OP in Opera Omnia , while Bartz is god in Record Keeper because he can septacast spellblades , and quickcast + god like ultimate
Altan Sipdrae I think he was mentioning her insta-cast. Also Trance Terra is literally a monster in FFBE when she gets her 7* awakening but to bad she’s not getting it on the global side cuz she’s way to powerful. I don’t have her but yesterday UOC is coming some time as part of the questions from the update video and I’m glad there keeping the concept of picking a 5* unit but idk what they’re gonna change
FF XIII-2: Am I a joke to you? FF XIII: technically Barthendalus isn't really a god... FF XIII Lightning Returns: shut up, you nerds. I'm the only one anyone cares about.
Kinda sad that there's no Bartz and Noctis interaction talking about their fathers. I mean , Regis and Dorgann is the best fathers in Final Fantasy right now.
Every obtainable character in Dissidia Opera Omnia(The somehow really good mobile version of Dissidia NT) New Character: Hi, how are you Player:Hey, join our party New Character: Nah I'm not feeling it right now k bye Player: .............................................. *One battle(or several if it's in main quest mode) New Character: Wow nice fighting Player:ya, we are the best team join our party New Character: Okay fine
Just realized around 3:53 golbez is there firing the giant laser. Also Exdeath is there as well, just pointing that out since he didn't get really any screentime in this video. But still #SaveGolbez
Materia: hi i'm Maeteria and i'm wearing a laundry basket me: why is she wearing a laundry basket? Noctis: no one cares (skype getting a call sound and Spiritus appears*
FF1 Warrior of Light: I am the original OC protagonist I don't have any personality. FF2 Firion: I also don't have any personality. FF3 Lunith: I'm onion. FF4 Cecil Harvey: I'm a Sailor Scout. FF5 Butts: I'm not in this scene. FF6 Terra: I'm everyone waifu. FF7 Cloud Strive: I'm emo #1. FF8 Squall Lionheart: I'm emo #2. FF9 Zidane Tribal: I'm a Saiyan. FF10 Titus: HAHA! FF11 Shanotto: I'm powerful, and I'm not anyone waifu. FF12 Vaan: I'm here. FF13 Lightning Farron: I'm emo #3 FF14 Y'shtola: I'm also a newcomer like you, but I'm smarter than anyone here. FF15 Noctis Lucis Caelum: I want to go home. FF16 Clive Rosfield: I seek vengeance.
Been watching Trueblade's content for a long time. This video is what made me subscribed! Just wish you can make more of these "In A Nutshell" videos for future characters. Can't wait to see your Dis is Rinoa video in the future!
![Dissidia Final Fantasy NT - Utimecia & Shantotto Throwing Shade At Eachother [Cutscene]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/nkHp2MYiBOA/mqdefault.jpg)
Cloud: I'm emo #1
Squall: I'm emo #2
Tidus: *AHAHA*
Lightning: I'm emo #3
Zidane: I'm a Saiyan
Tidus is just like what the actual fuck, zapped from IDK where the fuck I am, to IDK where the fuck I am number 2. He is tilted.
Terry Y Vaan: I am here.
Noctis: *a bratty king* #1
“This is more confusing than the plot of kingdom hearts”
“How do you know”
“...i’ve been there”
Perfect
I loled hard
Technically hes been there but the personality isint cause people complain that Kh cloud i too emo
Scarlet Rose Final Fantasy Cloud is way more emo than Kingdom Hearts Cloud Strife.
“Ok, I believe you.”
meanwhile, Dissidia NT Cloud is uh... the opposite i guess?
"My name is Ansem, I mean Xehanort, I mean Spiritus"
"Ok, we believe you"
Alice Caelum also he evil
That part had me dead. Like damn so accurate
Uh, according to whatever that text-to-speech voice is, Xehanort is supposed to be pronounced as "Zee-nort".
Tidus laugh
he was exactly like ansem and
I love how Noctis looked so confused throughout the whole game
I sympathise
Most relatable character in gaming history
Cloud's arc in this game is basically
" Where's Bartz ? Oh there you are"
Cloud in this game is Boko, confirmed.
@@tiffyw92 well, he has chocobo hair already
Oh, Bartz. I thought they were saying butts.
"I found our butts."
- I am emo number one
- I am emo number two
- I am a Saiyan
- HA HA
😂😂😂
After rewatching this several times, I only now noticed that bartz is not included in the introduction
Vaan: „I’m here” - perfectly described how useless he is xD
@@blanc-2468 How does Bartz describe himself?
@@chimaeraarts Bartz was never seen, all protagonists were shown in order of FF number and in the game Bartz was introduced fighting exdeath which happened around the time Cloud fought Sephiroth
"Can you please give me your summon"
"Can you please give me your summon"
"Pls no"
"Can you please give me your summon"
"Can you please give me your profile pic?"
"Ouchie, ouch."
"Can you please give me your summon?"
_"Can you please give me your summon?"_
*"Can you please give me your summon?"*
No
*O U C H I E O U C H*
*CAN YOU PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR SUMMON?*
Hello, I'm on the villains' side. But I'm good now.
ok i believe you
"This world portals are even more confusing than Kingdom Hearts plot"
"How do you know that"
"I've been there"
Me: Cloud, you've been EVERYWHERE.
and also our boy noctis is also like everywhere now too XD
Lol, so true. Even in tactics.
Clockeye Noctis in Tekken, Cloud in Smash. ... definitely going places.
I know. :)
What's next , Terra in a lingerie ad ?
"Don't forget to fight each other in our remake in 7 years from now okay"
God you have no idea how much that pierces my soul.......
Is this prophecy of final fantasy 7 remake because delayed and then really happend 7 years in the future from this dissidia nt release?
@@juhara_cosplay it's not like that... Since square enix trailer already past for so many" years, he means 7 years is probably it's gonna be long, since 7 years definitely long enough to wait
Lets play it in 2020:)
N i c e
This comment didn't age well, but thankfully in a good way.
Freaking hell the laundry basket comment got me.
same lmaaoooo
Well he's not wrong
The Skype call scene....it got me. XD
me too! 🤣🤣🤣
I couldn't stop laughing
No joke, but cloud has been almost everywhere by now. Smash, Nintendo, Sony, Etc... he even showed up in my favorite final fantasy game of all time, FFTactics.
More like the face of Square Enix
Once the FF7 remake comes out he’ll be on Xbox and then the cycle will be complete
Cloud is like the RPGs equivalent to Ryu. He's everywhere either mentioned, referenced or straight up appears
He is final fantasy: a "dark" guy with issues coming by his past story
Breaking news: Cloud Strife confirmed as the one to defeat Thanos in Avengers 4. xD xD
"Let's fight"
2 mins later
"Okay I'm good now"
Okay, I believe you
Get pranked im evil now
But I'm still actually good
Like me in bed 😂
@@Halo1Light Okay, [WE] believe you
“Super Saiyan Rose God Super Saiyan 4 Naked”
Too many nudes
I'm leaving
It’s played as I was reading this 😂
The game is trash but the memes get a pass
"I've found our butts."
ok i believe you
Good luck finding our Bartz
although i was lmfao, idk why "our butts" is reference to the most badass villain in all of videogames.
@@quickman2663 I found our Butz
Butz*
Lets fight each other to call the dragon but dont try to kill each other*everyone tires to kill each other* what is wrong with you people!?
They're just working out their frustrations. Don't worry, it's just therapy.
@@bleachbleachBLEACHER on how majority of them fail their quests or end up losing comrads
they just want pancake
God then they have to deal with the boss fight
What kind of therapy is that!?
Can you please give me your summon?
*Politely stomp Zidane's head*
At first I was like "WTF is Tidus wearing?" Then I remembered, we don't question things like that in Final Fantasy.
This smells like pancakes for some reason.
*Okay, I believe you*
Dammit I was about to make that same joke
OKAY, I BELIEVE YOU
x-blade
I heard something about delicious pancakes
Squall: "Let's make out"
*Rinoa DLC releases later*
Rinoa: joke’s on you I’m into that shit
This is hilarious! I tell myself the story of Dissidia NT wasn't that bad... But after watching this I have to reevaluate my opinion. So accurate.
Yoya Fabulosa whats the joke?
After Duodecum, NT really disappointed wuth its story. WAY too short and rushed with so much missed potential.
I'm thinking about if they released next game , it would be darker than we got right now.
Darker, lighter, shittier, it doesnt matter at all, just put some fucking content in it, i cant believe that a psp game from 2008 had more content, better gameplay and soundtrack, and had better story than a ps4 game in 2018...........
Look, if it will make you feel better, ALL crossover fighting games have bad stories. You should just expect them all to be crap from the start.
Ramza: I'm not a girl
Whole cast: OK I Believe you.
And in OO:
Faris: I am not a girl.
Whole cast: Okay I do not believe you.
Better than marvel infinite's story mode.
Ok i believe you
*OK. I believe you!*
Tbf, that's a pretty low bar.
Yup
Ok I believe you
Other MCs: Introduces themselves
Noctis: I wAnT tO gO hOmE.
Lol noctis is basically me😅
"We must find Spiritus."
"Hello, there. Let's fight."
[2 minutes later]
"We win. Goodbye."
This part killed me XD
I already died when hre introduced tidus
Vayne is a war tactician, without 5 fleets and hundreds of men he is about as strong as wedge lol
This whole game was actually just finding Butz
Cloud in a nutshell
Vaan : "Would you like to join us ?"
Cloud : "Not interested."
*Bartz is in trouble*
Cloud : "I'll be there in 3 minutes"
*Okay i believe you*
"Dis is a pancake"
youtube: oK wE BeliEVe yoU
A1 CONTENT
Oi
i expected "i'm sasuke" at 0:42
I mean it'd be more accurate for Yuffie to say "I'm Sexy Jitsu Naruto" and then one of the female characters would be all "you're not sexy though" because roasting Yuffie is basically half of the first episode of Opera Omina.
IS THAT A MOTHERFLIPING JUST A PANCAKE REFERENCE?!!!
N O what the flipingflip
You mean like the whole video...?
@SOnic sucks read the desc 🅱
Treublade Seeker Is A JUST A PANCAKE'S NOBODY GAES!!!
More like a rip-off.
Gotta love Firion looking around in sheepish confusion, asking if they can just get to fighting.
"Oh I am i mistaken, I thought I heard something about delicious pancakes?"
Wait a minute... wrong franchise...
Switch Leonhart Akechi ??
He must really like pancakes or he's the devil
good comment op
Pankechi???
Switch Leonhart I didn’t get this when I first saw it but now after playing Persona 5, I just wanna say that I hate you
Ramza: "I'm not a girl!"
Ace: "Come forth, Blue Eyes White Dragon!"
Finally, someone else who thinks Ace is a Yugi wannabe or, more accurately, a Kaiba wannabe.
The blue eyes white dragon killed me. LOL
Monster Reborn/Phoenix Down?
Sora in disguise.
Me too.
Oh hi
Square Enix: "We promise you we're not making crossovers because it's what's trending now. Give me your money."
*Okay, I believe you.*
Justatruebladeseeker
JustALawsuit
Ripping other people’s content in a nutshell
Just a pancake
"Can we fight please?" That's me in most of FF/KH unskippable cutscenes when playing the game after the first time.
Thats just everyone playing story mode in a fighting game.
*Welcome to a Final Fantasy crossover universe, where we do nothing but fighting to death*
Most accurate summary of Dissidia ever.
I'm 4 years late but that's indeed the most accurate summary to almost every single crossover fighting game and crossover games in general lol
Noctis: where am I?
Warrior: you are here because you are a new protaganist.
Noctis: Okay.
Proceeds to be confused
Materia: Hello, I am Materia.
Cloud: No you are not, you are a person.
😆
"I'm everyone's waifu."
That you are, Terra, that you are.
Can confirm best girl
No personality 1 & 2, Onion, Sailor Scout, Everyone's Waifu, Emo n.1, Emo n.2, Saiyan, Haha.
Regulus Infinitum it’s strange that Terra said everyone Waifu which I kinda misheard but thanks for pointing that out
Not that much. The people I frequent for DFFOO kinda all consider Terra as their waifu.
Is it just me or , some of the first six protagonist were OP in mobile games ? Like Terra is OP in Opera Omnia , while Bartz is god in Record Keeper because he can septacast spellblades , and quickcast + god like ultimate
Terra is not OP until QoL
Altan Sipdrae I think he was mentioning her insta-cast.
Also Trance Terra is literally a monster in FFBE when she gets her 7* awakening but to bad she’s not getting it on the global side cuz she’s way to powerful. I don’t have her but yesterday UOC is coming some time as part of the questions from the update video and I’m glad there keeping the concept of picking a 5* unit but idk what they’re gonna change
"Can you please give me your summon?"
"No."
"Can you please give me your summon?"
"No."
"Can you please give me your summon?"
"No."
*"Ouchie Ouch."*
“Hello there”
@@MrMultipolarity I'm on the villain side, but I'm good now
@@drmobiandoom *OK, I BELIEVE YOU*
@@SofiaPerez-xg5fy *super saiyan rose God super saiyan four naked*
@@drmobiandoom Too many nudes, we're out of here
2:01 (Welp this looks problematic now that Rinoa's here XD)
Brandon Ware Lol true
I think she knows.
lol
Basket lady: I am a god now do what I say
Lighting, who's trilogy is entirely about rebelling against and killing gods: Seems legit
FF XIII-2: Am I a joke to you?
FF XIII: technically Barthendalus isn't really a god...
FF XIII Lightning Returns: shut up, you nerds. I'm the only one anyone cares about.
Not enough darkness, dislike.
How dare you. We have an entire Cloud of Darkness.
C.O.D is xehanort waifu confirmed
Ugh annoying morbid weirdos dat can't laugh
@@dawnwayfinder LMAO
*KEYBLADE*
“ more confusing than the plot of Kingdom Hearts “
“ How do you know that?”
“ I was there “
I died
So, that's where Ace's Satellite Laser HP attack comes from... it's Blue Eyes' White Lightning Attack.
You guys realize Zidane teamed up with Terra just for VI IX purpose, right?
What do you mean?
EDIT: OH.....
I'm pretty sure it was because they both had a Trance mode but...Yeah...
Just for 6 9 Purpose?
You know too much
Kinda sad that there's no Bartz and Noctis interaction talking about their fathers.
I mean , Regis and Dorgann is the best fathers in Final Fantasy right now.
What about Sazh and Galuf? I mean I know Galuf is technically more of a grandad but still...
Best dad is Laguna, he's chill.
"My name is Ansem"
"I mean Xehanort"
"I mean Spiritus"
*W H E E Z E*
Emperor's part in the story with this is so freakin accurate🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*David Bowie
Every obtainable character in Dissidia Opera Omnia(The somehow really good mobile version of Dissidia NT)
New Character: Hi, how are you
Player:Hey, join our party
New Character: Nah I'm not feeling it right now k bye
Player: ..............................................
*One battle(or several if it's in main quest mode)
New Character: Wow nice fighting
Player:ya, we are the best team join our party
New Character: Okay fine
Ultiam Oreon Add Zidane screaming before every Free Energy, “ITSU NEEEEE!!!!!!” every two seconds and this is accurate for me
Can you please give me your summon?
No
~~repeats~~
Best part. LOL
Some Hakyeon Fanboy Auchie auch
I like how Tidus' introduction was his laugh. 😂😂
And still no golbez lines or screan time
Railord 720 rip🙏🏾
#SaveGolbez
Glorious Showoff 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
#SaveGolbez
Just realized around 3:53 golbez is there firing the giant laser. Also Exdeath is there as well, just pointing that out since he didn't get really any screentime in this video. But still #SaveGolbez
1:15
Cloud: I will find our butts.
Vaan: ...
Vaan: Good luck finding our butts!
*OKAY I BELIEVE YOU*
Come forth, Blue-eyes white dragon!
You should've just swapped out all of Tidus' dialogue with him laughing and adding subtitles.
1:40 lmfao Firion's face totally matches the robotic dialogue XD
"This world's portal is even more confusing than the plot of kingdom hearts."
"How do you know that?"
*"I've been there."*
"I'm powerful. But I'm not anyone waifu"
We'll see about that.
Don't lewd the potato.
@@carlosfred8673 are the ff11 smoll guys potatos too?
*The Cecil and Terra introductions were accurate!*
"And don't forget to fight in our game we're remaking 7 years later"
What's fucked up is it only took 2 years for a new remake FF7 Remake 2020 😂
Im wearing a laundry basket!
"and im wearing a laundry basket" i can't believe i laughed so loud at that
1:58
Zidane: Where are Squall and Lightning?
Meanwhile...
Squall: Let's make out.
The reason why Rinoa is here
@@zapperil also the proof that Rinoa is Ultimecia because Squall cheated on her 😂
"I'm powerful, and i'm not anyone's waifu"
You're my waifu, Shantotto , and that's all that matters.
Shantotto: As I said - I'm powerful, and I'm NOT ANYONE'S waifu.
@@darkvain6492 THE REAL SHANTOTTO?
Don't you mean Sanshotta? XP
Materia: hi i'm Maeteria and i'm wearing a laundry basket
me: why is she wearing a laundry basket?
Noctis: no one cares
(skype getting a call sound and Spiritus appears*
2:44 The briefness is too accurate 😂😂😂
hahaha, Ultimecia and Shantotto's conversation is so accurate
Sephiroth:make that 3 years in March 3rd 2020
Cloud:OK I believe you
Gets changed to April
FF1 Warrior of Light: I am the original OC protagonist I don't have any personality.
FF2 Firion: I also don't have any personality.
FF3 Lunith: I'm onion.
FF4 Cecil Harvey: I'm a Sailor Scout.
FF5 Butts: I'm not in this scene.
FF6 Terra: I'm everyone waifu.
FF7 Cloud Strive: I'm emo #1.
FF8 Squall Lionheart: I'm emo #2.
FF9 Zidane Tribal: I'm a Saiyan.
FF10 Titus: HAHA!
FF11 Shanotto: I'm powerful, and I'm not anyone waifu.
FF12 Vaan: I'm here.
FF13 Lightning Farron: I'm emo #3
FF14 Y'shtola: I'm also a newcomer like you, but I'm smarter than anyone here.
FF15 Noctis Lucis Caelum: I want to go home.
FF16 Clive Rosfield: I seek vengeance.
What a nice introduction 😂
Firion’s face during Shantotto and Ultimacia ‘s verbal fight never fail to make me giggle.
*O U C H I E O U C H*
Best nutshell video 2018
" super kamehameha douken laser" i cant😂😂😆
2:16 "SUPER SAIYAN ROSE GOD SUPER SAIYAN 4 NAKED"
"We win. Goodbye."
*dead*
“This is more confusing than the plot of Super Smash Bros”
“How do you know”
“...i’ve been there”
1:22 this came into my mind when watching Sephiroth's Smash reveal
LMAO I thought the same too
DID YOU JUST BECOME A PANCAKE?!
idk why but i am obsessed with the sound effect in 3:45
Just a pancake is here!?
OK I BelIEve yOU.
1:35 OH MY GOD THE REPRESENTATION IS SO PERFECT
"Come forth! Blue Eyes White Dragon!" gets me every time
"Darkness (My name is ansem), X-blade (I mean Xehanort), I mean Spiritus"
2:38
Jecht : "you're gonna cry, you always cry, see ?? you're crying"
if u have the ref u know what i mean ;)
Legend states that emperor is still asking for zidane's summon to this day.
0:47
"Hi, I'm Materia and I'm wearing a laundry basket"
I DIIIIIIIIIIEEEDDDDDDDDD!!!!
THANK YOU!
"Okay, i believe you."
Just a pancake would be proud of your video
This should be called "Dis is Dissdia NT"
Dis-isi-dia NT.
Worth a shot.
Been watching Trueblade's content for a long time. This video is what made me subscribed! Just wish you can make more of these "In A Nutshell" videos for future characters. Can't wait to see your Dis is Rinoa video in the future!
William Bilsters Watch “Just a Pancake”. He does a lot of videos like these. He’s also the inspiration for this video, so except very similar humor.
"Wow, this is actually a cool sto-"
"Wait wait, it's already over?"
"Darn."
Cloud: this plot is even more confusing than *kingdom hearts*
How do you know that?
Cloud: *I've been there*
Cloud; I've... SEEN THINGS.
i needed this. my depression may not be FULLY gone, but i needed this. than you so much.
"hello. I am on the villian side, but i'm good now"
"OK I BELIEVE YOU"
The more I kept watching, the more tears I shed and the less I breathed. Masterpiece.
Nobody:
Terra: *i Am EvErYoNe WaIfU*
Okay , I believe you
0:30 - Zidane: "I'm a saiyan"
That's what I think it is to Zidane XD