Cloud VS Sephiroth in a nutshell

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  • @WUMBO_5819
    @WUMBO_5819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6282

    Cloud has PTSD: Post Traumatic Sephiroth Disorder

    • @youssefgomaa2934
      @youssefgomaa2934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +442

      No no it's Post Traumatic Sephiroth Dispear

    • @SolarisTwili
      @SolarisTwili 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I-

    • @XIIIBeatoSensei
      @XIIIBeatoSensei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      loooooool

    • @artyomxiii
      @artyomxiii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@youssefgomaa2934 sory for saying this but it sounds more cool *Despair

    • @martica6755
      @martica6755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lmaooo
      I bet!!

  • @ZeoffArcaneOfficial
    @ZeoffArcaneOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4203

    "F**K you Marth, you jinxed it."
    The smash community whenever a Fire Emblem gets in.

  • @odinnotodin7608
    @odinnotodin7608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2585

    “Except for you, you still have to fight your boyfriend.”

    • @natahtakaizumi1987
      @natahtakaizumi1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +475

      "Hello darling"

    • @BardockSkywalker
      @BardockSkywalker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      @@natahtakaizumi1987 Time Out! U 2 Over There, Go Fight Him Instead! I'm Gonna Go Fight That Darth Vader Looking Guy Over There Alone

    • @natahtakaizumi1987
      @natahtakaizumi1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      @@BardockSkywalker Great. another Bronze player playing 1v1 in a Team Game!

    • @travelleroftheatlas4680
      @travelleroftheatlas4680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      It still cracks me up how Sephiroth just went with it

    • @TheBanishedWind
      @TheBanishedWind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      I laugh at the fact that Cloud didn't deny that Seph is his boyfriend.

  • @renraccoon2022
    @renraccoon2022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2965

    Cloud: *tells a dramatic story*
    Mario: "I sleep"
    Cloud: I was also in a mario kart rip-off
    Mario: Real shit

    • @dylanmanley935
      @dylanmanley935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      😂😂perfect

    • @darkforcewhis1221
      @darkforcewhis1221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Cloud: I was in a Monster Hunter rip-off
      Rathalos: *distant roars of anger*

    • @donovanhadley2209
      @donovanhadley2209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I actually typed that to, lol

    • @sliferslacker4703
      @sliferslacker4703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The worried groan he did was hilarious💀

    • @davidlilley2736
      @davidlilley2736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sliferslacker4703 I think wasn't that from the one of the many Mario ghost games like Luigi's Mansion or something that was the scream not the grunt we got penetrated by the sword became BBQ

  • @esteban8471
    @esteban8471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7309

    Cloud: *enjoys himself for a moment*
    Sephiroth: And I took that personally.

    • @JohnDoe-ul8cd
      @JohnDoe-ul8cd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @Yol Riin Lask
      Nobody:
      Some zoomer on youtube's comments section calling people who shitpost "memers": *Yeah I think that sounds about right.*

    • @gold5850
      @gold5850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@JohnDoe-ul8cd still want dis pearz

    • @admsg6404
      @admsg6404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We don’t have that here

    • @gold5850
      @gold5850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@admsg6404 hey me

    • @true5852
      @true5852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao

  • @shinysamurott613
    @shinysamurott613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6634

    "I will never be a memory"
    Jesus when he said that, he really f*cking meant it

    • @WednesdayMan
      @WednesdayMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +337

      he really did mean it. he doesn't show up in chain of memories or Re:coded
      well actually Chain of Memories came out before advent children, perhaps it's a joke referencing the fact he doesn't appear in Chain of Memories despite appearing in KH1.

    • @selassieaspen9940
      @selassieaspen9940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      Cloud was HAVING too much fun in Smash.

    • @zhouan786
      @zhouan786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      literally it's not just for cloud it's also for us, it's been almost 24 years and we still see his face everywhere

    • @tasoganedude
      @tasoganedude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      "Of course not. You will be a meme."

    • @shadowblaze97
      @shadowblaze97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Well we don't have to take the Lord's name in vain.

  • @crabulaunch4754
    @crabulaunch4754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1024

    Cloud: breathes
    Sephiroth: “...and I took that personally”

    • @chocobocloudstrife5697
      @chocobocloudstrife5697 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @George Ealy no that’s not justified

    • @user-ev3jw9ho7o
      @user-ev3jw9ho7o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chocobocloudstrife5697 a chocobo version of me? strange

    • @chocobocloudstrife5697
      @chocobocloudstrife5697 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-ev3jw9ho7o Hello other me and no I am not a real chocobo, it’s only Yuffie who change the name of my account 😒

    • @user-ev3jw9ho7o
      @user-ev3jw9ho7o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chocobocloudstrife5697 lemme guess she stole some of your Materia in the mean time too huh guess this means you might be the advent children version of me instead

    • @chocobocloudstrife5697
      @chocobocloudstrife5697 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-ev3jw9ho7o yeah she love materia but it is not a secret. Do you have problem with Sephiroth ?

  • @YangTheAce
    @YangTheAce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1402

    Sephiroth: I want barbecue.
    Cloud: Oh sh*t.
    Sephirith: An italian barbecue.
    Cloud: Da f** is that, wait...
    Mario: MMMMMMMMMMMMAAA...

  • @dekaidoku
    @dekaidoku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4492

    Cloud's Childhood was wanting to be like and following Sephiroth, now he wishes to never see him again.
    Never meet your heroes kids.

  • @SkullJakob
    @SkullJakob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3138

    "We also played monopoly once" That explains how him and Cloud became enemies

    • @MV96642
      @MV96642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      What is this game?

    • @jaybomb5638
      @jaybomb5638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      What is even that game? I actually have search “FF7 monopoly”

    • @phil2160
      @phil2160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@jaybomb5638 Fortune Street something something

    • @SoSakashii
      @SoSakashii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Jay Bomb Itadaki street. They just make a cameo I think.

    • @firewolf950tfwgaming7
      @firewolf950tfwgaming7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Fortune Street Special if Google serves me well. And honestly, calling Fortune street monopoly is an understatement. It’s so brutal that I can understand why Cloud would hate him after all that.

  • @Okra_soba
    @Okra_soba 3 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    “You still have to fight your boyfriend” THAT SENT ME OMFG

    • @theboltthrower8661
      @theboltthrower8661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Man, I laughed so hard at that part, that I´m no longer high!!!

    • @BroadwayRonMexico
      @BroadwayRonMexico หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sakurai: And for the next Smash fighter, we were hoping to add Cloud's lover
      Square Enix: Which one?
      Sakurai: The one people want to bang.
      Square Enix: Which one?
      Sakurai: And Cloud doesnt.
      Square Enix: Oh, you mean Sephiroth?

  • @lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773
    @lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    Sephiroth:
    Every breath you take...
    Every step you take...
    I'll be watching you!
    Cloud:
    Why me?

    • @user-mf5qu9qt1c
      @user-mf5qu9qt1c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Sephiroth : Cause how in all the hells a Shinra infantry guy managed to pick Zack's, previously Angeal's Buster Sword and kabob me?

    • @t-greenrock404
      @t-greenrock404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cloud: Fuck you, that’s how.

    • @Chey1812
      @Chey1812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Sephiroth: See this is why I'll be watching you, you shouldn't of done that nor been able to!

    • @user-ev3jw9ho7o
      @user-ev3jw9ho7o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@t-greenrock404 yes

    • @godabandonedmesoibecameaba8984
      @godabandonedmesoibecameaba8984 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      a really good song written by Sephiroth

  • @mayonette_aka_official_ms_yosh
    @mayonette_aka_official_ms_yosh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3287

    Cloud: *is having peace for 5 minutes*
    Sephiroth: Hello there.

  • @ThatGuyNikolas
    @ThatGuyNikolas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2027

    Sephi really is that one ex-boyfriend that never got over you, turned stalker....

    • @chrisrockett5897
      @chrisrockett5897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      "Hello there. Cloud."

    • @ikacross7500
      @ikacross7500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      “I will...never be a memory”

    • @RIELTURO
      @RIELTURO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      In the Remake yes it's worse lol

    • @nikorasukunisada266
      @nikorasukunisada266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Sephiroth is a Yandere. Simple as that. If he was a female it would be 1000 X worse a female that stops at nothing to get to you, getting rid of anyone or anything in the way to you, going anywhere you go and always around the corner. Always in your head and your heart as something you can never get away from.

    • @four-en-tee
      @four-en-tee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      turned sociopath

  • @toonlinkthelegendaryheroof901
    @toonlinkthelegendaryheroof901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Cloud: "F**k you Marth, you jinx it."
    Roy: *SWEATS NERVOUSLY*

    • @PPOShadow
      @PPOShadow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      best video so far of cloud and sephirot

  • @EmKunWeebGaming
    @EmKunWeebGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    Cloud: "A Mario Kart Rip-Off"
    Mario" *WOKE*

    • @s.fire7778
      @s.fire7778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Cloud : a monster hunter Rip-Off
      Rathalos : *OLD RATHALOS EARRAP ROAR*

    • @technomancer2858
      @technomancer2858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The sounds of Nintendo and Capcom's legal departments still being salty

  • @averageprotagonistneo3617
    @averageprotagonistneo3617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3496

    “I want an Italian barbecue” That made me laugh so hard when Mario screamed

    • @AaronBellVA
      @AaronBellVA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I can't stop replaying it 😂

    • @PixelNova97
      @PixelNova97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Same here, and I'm italian.....wait
      Oh Fuck!
      *Sephiroth is inside in the House of Pixel Nova*
      Sephiroth: Hello there...

    • @MJT-DA
      @MJT-DA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@PixelNova97 Mmmhhmmm TASTY

    • @TheHyperKid1
      @TheHyperKid1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lol same. MAAAAA-

    • @neuneuil499
      @neuneuil499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@PixelNova97 Pixel Nova: Oh shit

  • @Ytteval
    @Ytteval 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2456

    Using that soundclip of Cloud saying "Shit" is so great

  • @cuddlebug9699
    @cuddlebug9699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    "And suddently i'm adorable"
    This has some meme potential

  • @lepyrolink182
    @lepyrolink182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Sephiroth is like that toxic friend that can't seem to see his only friend have other friends without him wanting to tag along.

  • @Jetblast01
    @Jetblast01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1859

    Sephiroth, the greatest stalker Amy Rose wishes she could be.

    • @jaydendenyaj
      @jaydendenyaj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      LMAOOOO

    • @LeScarletSinger2
      @LeScarletSinger2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Bro, the shade on Amy.

    • @asmawick5055
      @asmawick5055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@jaydendenyaj LMAOOOO

    • @artemis1993
      @artemis1993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Ironically, Amy became less stalkerish as the years have gone by and now just kinda accepts having Sonic as just a friend.

    • @BIastProcX
      @BIastProcX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@artemis1993 Good. She got friendzoned cuz nobody likes her

  • @francescolombardi3438
    @francescolombardi3438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1675

    Sephy: Hey guys, we're back to Seasoning with Sephiroth, and today i'm gonna make an italian barbecue

    • @SDSizumi26
      @SDSizumi26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Need the book

    • @routergod2253
      @routergod2253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@SDSizumi26 Cooking with Sephiroth: Dark Darkness 1.5 + 2.5 re:mix/re:make Part 1 Edition made by Tetsuya Nomura (available in all languages) release date: 2027

    • @yozoranotnoctis
      @yozoranotnoctis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@routergod2253 You are not Just A Pancake, you are the guy who made the pancake HAHAHAAH

    • @routergod2253
      @routergod2253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@yozoranotnoctis Of course, there needs to be a person who watch’s over the pancake (Just a Pancake) in this case. So the pancake itself cannot be raw or burnt. It needs to be perfect! - Sephiroth Cooking Book quote

    • @juanluis21monsanto98
      @juanluis21monsanto98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@routergod2253 Okay I believe you.

  • @ZebsAlleyOriginalMusic
    @ZebsAlleyOriginalMusic ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "Thanks Nomura for this wing, I think I'm gonna keep it from now on."
    Truer words were never spoke.

    • @LoiValdes
      @LoiValdes ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Funny how most of the people don't know that his black wing first appeared in kh

  • @cagedcoco1681
    @cagedcoco1681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "You still have to fight your boyfriend."
    *smack*
    "Hello, Darling~"
    😂😂

  • @Antiblackcoat
    @Antiblackcoat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +988

    I didn't know Sephiroth turned into Obi-Wan Kenobi
    "Hello there"

    • @SDSizumi26
      @SDSizumi26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Omg i didn't noticed until this

    • @timothymckane6362
      @timothymckane6362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He must've watched too many prequel Star Wars movies after fighting Cloud many times.

    • @alexandre9563
      @alexandre9563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      In the french dubs of Sephiroth (Advent Children, Kingdom Hearts 1&2 and Remake) he shares the same French voice actor as Obi Wan Kenobi (Bruno Choël).
      ...I just thought it was funny.

    • @edwiinandresmosqueramarulanda
      @edwiinandresmosqueramarulanda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He always has the high ground

    • @SmashBros2009
      @SmashBros2009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@alexandre9563 Same goes for Japanese, Toshiyuki Morikawa voices Obi-Wan Kenobi in the prequel trilogy and other stuff and Sephiroth too. :P

  • @MikuMiku017
    @MikuMiku017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    "there is no way he come to this chibi game"
    "HELLO THERE"

    • @kermitwithamustache3885
      @kermitwithamustache3885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      General Valentine

    • @MMMatsuro
      @MMMatsuro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Would you like to purchase a chibi sephiroth DLC

    • @therealgj995
      @therealgj995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@MMMatsuro "I'd rather kill myself."

    • @adriananimates7448
      @adriananimates7448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@therealgj995 **Sephiroth uses Supernova**

    • @therealgj995
      @therealgj995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@adriananimates7448 *Cloud explodes*

  • @byakurenbreak
    @byakurenbreak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    I know they’re mortal enemies, and would never actually get along, but I always like it when I see content of Cloud and Sephiroth either goofing off together, or having a normal conversation like they’re co-workers

    • @huynhvuongviet2410
      @huynhvuongviet2410 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Maybe an alternative timeline where Cloud actually get to become a first class soldier and talk with Sephiroth like friend before the Nibelhelm mountain incident.

    • @SuperMophie
      @SuperMophie ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@huynhvuongviet2410 Why do I feel like your comment is gonna be accurate?

    • @karurosuh
      @karurosuh 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@SuperMophiewell well well

    • @SuperMophie
      @SuperMophie 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@karurosuh Don't you dare spoil me, im still playing

    • @karurosuh
      @karurosuh 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@SuperMophie i haven’t even got the fucking game yet 😭 i’m avoiding spoilers too

  • @nicolaberry9550
    @nicolaberry9550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Sephiroth: GUESS WHOSE BACK
    Cloud: GUESS WHOSE LEAVING~
    Sephiroth: *Wait what? Come back!*

    • @user-ev3jw9ho7o
      @user-ev3jw9ho7o 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i would go back to kingdom hearts just to get away from him even if it took hearing sora's little annoying ass

  • @dagga19k
    @dagga19k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1026

    Nomura: Let's put Cloud in this game.
    *2s later*
    LET'S ALSO ADD SEPHIROTH.

    • @worawatsr9803
      @worawatsr9803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Anything that Nomura puts Cloud in, Sephiroth will be there.

    • @jaybomb5638
      @jaybomb5638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@worawatsr9803 well he did design them so it makes sense 🤣

    • @nixi3652
      @nixi3652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Heeey! Look at me, my sister.

    • @Tunic_
      @Tunic_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@worawatsr9803 well at least Sephiroth isn't in smash 4 so Cloud can enjoy himself there

    • @ZoniferConundrum
      @ZoniferConundrum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Tunic_ Sephiroth: *wait that's illegal*

  • @KingExalted
    @KingExalted 3 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    Sephiroth: hello there
    Cloud: LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE

    • @xeno6416
      @xeno6416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Hello there Hello there Hello there Hello there Hello there Hello there

    • @t-rider7615
      @t-rider7615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@xeno6416 General Sephiroth

    • @Nod_Lucario
      @Nod_Lucario 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fox: "Wait... there's a 'Cloud' in parts of my last name. Don't tell me I'm gonna be involved in this, too..."

    • @heroofthewest
      @heroofthewest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Nod_Lucario [5 Years Later]
      Fox: Finally! A completely new game that isn’t a remake of the first, and I’ve reached the end! ...Oh, what’s this, a bonus stage-?
      [One-Winged Angel ensues]
      Fox: ...Never thought I’d say this, but I want Andross back.

    • @donovanhadley2209
      @donovanhadley2209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@heroofthewest Sephiroth: Hello there

  • @fearsomemilady2303
    @fearsomemilady2303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    I love how this implies that Sephiroth is really just a guy with a crush on Cloud who has no idea how to show it other then being extremely annoying

    • @cradiculous
      @cradiculous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Perhaps I just need to learn to start stabbing Cloud with my other Masamune...

    • @catboysephiroth560
      @catboysephiroth560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      A one-sided romance.

    • @sephirothcrescent5768
      @sephirothcrescent5768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cradiculous XDDDDDDDDDDD OMG!.....

    • @cradiculous
      @cradiculous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sephirothcrescent5768 You again? You seem to get around just fine.

    • @sephirothcrescent5768
      @sephirothcrescent5768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cradiculous Hmmm?...Sure of course!... :D

  • @phantomroxas2002
    @phantomroxas2002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Cloud: *Has 5 seconds of peace*
    Sephiroth: No, that is not how you play the game.

  • @robfobjanstar
    @robfobjanstar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    Sephiroth: *breathes*
    Cloud: *Shit*

  • @WildfireS1
    @WildfireS1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4249

    This is an incredible summary of their great rivalry.

    • @paperboy1116
      @paperboy1116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      So... forcefully created and never-ending via franchise crossovers?

    • @RaphaelBelmont
      @RaphaelBelmont 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "Great". Yeah. Right.

    • @kyzersoze8408
      @kyzersoze8408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lmao. Its a funny rivalry.

    • @RaphaelBelmont
      @RaphaelBelmont 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@kyzersoze8408 more like milking for fanbois but what do i know??!!🤷‍♂️

    • @kyzersoze8408
      @kyzersoze8408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@RaphaelBelmont fans are what make games successful so of course all companies milk it out with their products. That’s the sole reason why sequels exist. As long as trends don’t become exhausting its gonna be like that.

  • @KUCHANSA
    @KUCHANSA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Cloud: -does LITERALLY nothing-
    Sephiroth: you know the rules, and so DO I!

  • @NotMrLostIn
    @NotMrLostIn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    There were so much "Hello There" I'm surprised for the lack of General Kenobi memes

  • @keeganstormblade5456
    @keeganstormblade5456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    So this story was about how Cloud's abusive ex boyfriend wants to have a barbeque. That explains why he's always got a fire nearby.

    • @visibleconfusion782
      @visibleconfusion782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He just wants to grill. And Cloud ig

    • @user-ev3jw9ho7o
      @user-ev3jw9ho7o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      hes not my boyfriend he just wishes he was

    • @LJShadowIady
      @LJShadowIady 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@user-ev3jw9ho7o why would he wish that?

  • @EVERYWHERE_MAN
    @EVERYWHERE_MAN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +849

    Cloud alone for 5 minutes
    Sephiroth- We don’t do that here “Instantly play One wing angel theme”

  • @nyome5086
    @nyome5086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    6:04 completely killed me, there needs to be more jokes about how everyone instantly knows who it is from the first 4 notes of the song, and how the mood completely changes.

  • @rangertalksdogsgames7996
    @rangertalksdogsgames7996 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Cloud: *rests for 1 second*
    Sephorth: *ONE WINGED ANGEL INTENSIFIES*

  • @SpaceDetectiveTravis
    @SpaceDetectiveTravis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1174

    At this point, their rivalry just looks like one guy stalking the other cause nobody else can give the stalker that "special something" that his rival can

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      ...Hot.

    • @ronnymahendra9035
      @ronnymahendra9035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Well, at least someone else can give him the Barbecue

    • @RuneKatashima
      @RuneKatashima 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      It's like Vegeta and Goku. Fight buddies.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@RuneKatashima TFS' "Fight Counseling" video explores this, lol.

    • @thirtysixviews
      @thirtysixviews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      That’s it. You summed up the current status of their relationship perfectly.

  • @nasaki4348
    @nasaki4348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    “Oh good, at least I don’t have to seem him that much in the first game, right? Right?”
    “Um..”
    “Hello there.”
    “Hello there.”
    “Hello there.”
    “Hello there.”
    “Hello there.”
    “Hello there.”
    “Hello there.”
    “Hello there.”
    “Hello there.”
    “Hello there.”
    “Hello there.”

    • @donovanhadley2209
      @donovanhadley2209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      And it won't stop there....

    • @nasaki4348
      @nasaki4348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@donovanhadley2209 It’ll just keep going..

    • @donovanhadley2209
      @donovanhadley2209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@nasaki4348 Cloud: ah s**t

    • @nasaki4348
      @nasaki4348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@donovanhadley2209 Sephiroth: “Hello there.”

    • @donovanhadley2209
      @donovanhadley2209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@nasaki4348 Cloud: Stop being Obi-Wan for once

  • @whiteraven1992
    @whiteraven1992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    5:04 "I'm broke as shit ever since then."
    Just, somehow... the way that line's delivered managed to be the funniest thing in the whole video for me.

  • @formerctgovernordannelmall1452
    @formerctgovernordannelmall1452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    “Ok I believe you”
    I clapped because I get that reference

  • @SaltyGround
    @SaltyGround 3 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    Forever haunted by his PTSD demon boyfriend.

    • @kimhungnguyen8001
      @kimhungnguyen8001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Demon? Isn’t he an alien hybrid

    • @WUMBO_5819
      @WUMBO_5819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Post Traumatic Sephiroth Disorder

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@WUMBO_5819 Nice! Mind if I borrow this for a possible fanfic? 😂😂😂

    • @WUMBO_5819
      @WUMBO_5819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Be my guest

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@WUMBO_5819 Thanks!

  • @RaphaelBelmont
    @RaphaelBelmont 3 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    I love how Nomura doesnt give a shit.

    • @annoying_HK_guy
      @annoying_HK_guy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It more like he can't control the situation anymore XD

  • @icyhot8474
    @icyhot8474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Cloud: “Me and my nemesis”
    Sephiroth: hey! I’m back! Marry me already.

  • @BrianEX2023
    @BrianEX2023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    3:53 Sephiroth has met Cloud so many times he consider him his boyfriend

  • @MelodicQuest
    @MelodicQuest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    Cloud: (exists)
    Sephiroth: "Hello there."

  • @fancystreams3434
    @fancystreams3434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    Sephiroth: “Hey Cloud, want dis pear?”
    Cloud: “Bitch, I have so many pears I could consider it like a freshly harvested garden.”

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Kirby did eat those.

    • @TimeCircleBlue
      @TimeCircleBlue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Fruit Salad, Yummy yummy

    • @MMMatsuro
      @MMMatsuro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yum, no pear tastes better then dis-pear

    • @tiffyw92
      @tiffyw92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      For a guy who's never dissipated into green sparkles like everyone else, he sure has a green thumb.

    • @danielpajda7424
      @danielpajda7424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "You want grape skittles instead?"

  • @zenith7105
    @zenith7105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I like to call this enigma- “The Cloud Strife Effect”. Wherever Cloud goes, Seph is sure to follow.

  • @phoenixtail901studio9
    @phoenixtail901studio9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Cloud: Finally I'm in a game were I can go on with my life in piece.
    *Then everything changed when the the Fire Nati- er..i mean Sephiroth attacked.*

  • @LivingGuy484
    @LivingGuy484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +973

    My favorite things:
    1. Sephiroth's Theme
    2. Chibi Sephiroth with a stack of cash
    3. An Italian barbecue
    In summary, this video was hilarious and amazing.

    • @bloodraider9591
      @bloodraider9591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      4. Hello there hello there hello there

    • @UltimateGamer34
      @UltimateGamer34 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes

    • @Wolffyplayer
      @Wolffyplayer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@bloodraider9591I like how he and cloud stand side by side in a burning collapsing city

  • @zzmarkus8788
    @zzmarkus8788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Sephiroth feels like that one annoying friend who you spend a whole school year with and once you move to a different school he’s there and takes all the same classes as you.

    • @sephirothcrescent5768
      @sephirothcrescent5768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I should give my friend Daniel a call then,that crazy guy!... XDDD

  • @christopherbravo1813
    @christopherbravo1813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I love how Cloud is sharing his story to other characters who have recurring arch-enemies.

  • @wrathsheep9108
    @wrathsheep9108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    Cloud: I’m finally having fun
    Sephiroth: Waits that’s Illegal!

  • @mr.lil_knight3738
    @mr.lil_knight3738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    *When they disappeared in kh2*
    Sora: they went off to fight a great battle
    Meanwhile: *fights everywhere cloud runs to*

    • @four-en-tee
      @four-en-tee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ngl: Cloud not being in KH3 is pretty much the reason i didn't bother to buy it (that, and the gameplay looked like ass compared to KH2; I don't know whose idea it was to remove the drive forms going forward, but they should've been fired).

    • @allaroundlazy2845
      @allaroundlazy2845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@four-en-tee the fact you thought Drive forms were staying is surprising to me. Cuz i never thought that for a second.

    • @nathanevans1382
      @nathanevans1382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@four-en-tee you poor, deluded fool.

    • @richardberner585
      @richardberner585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@four-en-tee Yeah, KH3 gameplay was trash. Too floaty, too many repeats, that freaking Disney rides where the worst part of all. And that keyblade transforms were horrible replacement of the forms.

    • @sarthakarora3212
      @sarthakarora3212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@richardberner585 ? Either you have not played after the game was updated aka completed. Or you just sucked.

  • @guillermoexss1
    @guillermoexss1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "**** you Marth, you jinx it."
    You kill me with that phrase XD.

  • @rasdan1192
    @rasdan1192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Cloud: A Mario Kart *Rip Off*
    Mario: *wakes up in Nintendo*

    • @dreadknight74
      @dreadknight74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I laughed harder at that part than I should have

  • @eskimoof4804
    @eskimoof4804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Sephiroth: *impales Cloud* WHAT ARE YOU
    Cloud: an idiot barbecue chef

    • @thientruongtran6086
      @thientruongtran6086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You mean "an choco barbecue chef"

    • @tiffyw92
      @tiffyw92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      When's Sephiroth getting his own cooking show featuring Cloud as his apprentice? Any time Cloud messes up, he gets barbecue.

    • @PrestonGarveyofthesettlements
      @PrestonGarveyofthesettlements 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sepiroth cooking show: THIS CHOCOBO MEAT IS SO RAW, IT'S TRYING TO RUN OFF THE PLATE! YOU DONKEY!

  • @Mark-tw7en
    @Mark-tw7en 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    When sephiroth said I will never be a memory he wasn’t kidding haha

  • @Vacxy
    @Vacxy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Deleted scene:
    2009
    Cloud: Okay, Nomura-san. Why did you call me again.
    Nomura: Hi, I'm directing movies again.
    Cloud: But why I look edgy like in the first movie.
    Nomura: Actually we are just adding 25 min to that movie, and we are goin to make again some fight scenes.
    Sephiroth: Hello there. Lets fight each other again in higher quality.

  • @milmil5350
    @milmil5350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    As long as Sephiroth has a fan base and there's money to be had,
    he will return again.

  • @--_--_--_--_
    @--_--_--_--_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    "-explain why mickey didn't have a shirt in KH1"
    god dammit nomura

    • @Zanmakenninotachii
      @Zanmakenninotachii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm waiting for the spin-off that explain where he got a shirt for CoM

  • @kliveran
    @kliveran 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Mario get stabed
    Cloud: hey that's supposed to be me!

    • @TheKpa11
      @TheKpa11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Aerith: Shit

    • @SDSizumi26
      @SDSizumi26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TheKpa11 his first magical barbecue that got soaked by cloud in the end

    • @sephirothcrescent5768
      @sephirothcrescent5768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Cloud: *gets jelly cus Sephy stabbed Mario instead of him* I will kill you Mario Sephy only stabs me!... *cries like a lil girl*
      Sephiroth: .......I was going to stab you Cloud but he got in the way.
      Cloud: Really?...
      Sephiroth: Yes really so that stab meant nothing to me!...
      Cloud: Yay!... *gets stabbed by sephiroth* OW!...Yay!... *proceeds to bleed till he faints from blood loss*
      XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @ronnymahendra9035
      @ronnymahendra9035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Marth : You secretly want it yourself i see

    • @thientruongtran6086
      @thientruongtran6086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sephirothcrescent5768 OMG l love you for this comment 😂👍✨😊👏

  • @sandyputra6794
    @sandyputra6794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Cloud: *Shows that he's Happy for 0,0003 second*
    Sephiroth: "You can find another fish in the sea, you can pretend is meant to be, but you can't stay away from me~"

  • @ChocoRon
    @ChocoRon ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Smash Bros characters: Galeem is the biggest threat.
    Cloud: Trust me guys, he isn't..it is someone else.

  • @Darksaviour
    @Darksaviour 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    *Sephiroth barbecues mario*
    Cloud: I thought what we had was special!

    • @thientruongtran6086
      @thientruongtran6086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Sephiroth: NO please it was Nintendo they made me do it!!!!

    • @sephirothcrescent5768
      @sephirothcrescent5768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sephiroth: Forgive me my darling!...DX *is begging*
      Cloud: OK fine I'll believe you... *pouts* So never do it again only I want your sword through my gut!...
      Sephiroth: Ok,I'm sorry it will not happen again me darlin. DX
      XDDDDDDDD

  • @Rollbrand370
    @Rollbrand370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Honestly, when Sephiroth was announced as the new smash character I screamed "nooooo" as loud as I can. Because Cloud can never catch a break from Sephiroth especially since he is my main smash bros character. I felt his pain!

    • @jinnb146
      @jinnb146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      LETS GO, YOU AND ME, I MAIN SEPHY, LETS SEE HOW THIS GOES. I WILL GIVE YOU A CRATE OF DIS PEAR

    • @Rollbrand370
      @Rollbrand370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jinnb146 ok, what's your ID code?

    • @jinnb146
      @jinnb146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Usually people don't respond so fast, but I have to go and get NintendoOnline again. Lol

    • @Rollbrand370
      @Rollbrand370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jinnb146 same

    • @laurajanco2i
      @laurajanco2i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sephiroth doesn't really want to mess with Cloud or take control of him, that's just an excuse to fight with him because he likes it. That's why the line "I will never be a memory", he just doesn't want Cloud to miss him...

  • @atlz3120
    @atlz3120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    In kh
    Sephiroth: "Also, this kid can defeat me, when you can't"
    Cloud: "Shut up"

  • @rmnhn
    @rmnhn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    5:54 - *Ryu and Ken* : Hello there

  • @aria6011
    @aria6011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Cloud never know that his spiky hair can summon his boyfriend

    • @thientruongtran6086
      @thientruongtran6086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Indeed he shall never know!!!!!!

    • @cradiculous
      @cradiculous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If Cloud shaved his hair I might have trouble recognizing him.

    • @kingglitchez6851
      @kingglitchez6851 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cradiculous it's OK, there are wigs. We can just pretend. ;)

  • @fanficdaddy
    @fanficdaddy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    "Hot topic edgy" XD

  • @bandoneple3217
    @bandoneple3217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Nomura: " I'm making movies now. "
    Cloud: " Why? "
    One-Winged Angel starts playing.
    Nomura: " That's why. "
    XD XD XD Dog that had me gasping for air! Though I guess if I could make movies for the sole purpose of putting One-Winged Angel in them, I would too.

    • @tiffyw92
      @tiffyw92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Dog"? Do you too worship the Canine as Gods, my good fellow?

  • @emetanti
    @emetanti 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Sephiroth was not exaggerating when he said that he won't be a memory.

  • @onewingedakuma6835
    @onewingedakuma6835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Sephiroth: Italian barbecue
    Mario: screaming for help

    • @YangTheAce
      @YangTheAce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Too late Mario😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MMMatsuro
      @MMMatsuro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'd like barbeque
      An Italian barbecue
      Mario: MAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @chelafrisk9516
    @chelafrisk9516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Sephiroth rlly be like: every step you take *I'll be watching you*

  • @tonyjoestar2632
    @tonyjoestar2632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Even with text to speech you can feel the emotions in Cloud's voice

  • @HexterXD
    @HexterXD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Sephiroth: *”Hello there.”*
    Cloud: *”General Sephiroth!* _why am I not surprised.”_
    Sephiroth: *”Your Despair will make a fine addition to my collection!”*

  • @recordkeepertype0662
    @recordkeepertype0662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "Hello, darling." *YEETS WoLightning Rod flying*

  • @saver_spenta_mainyu
    @saver_spenta_mainyu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    "Hello there, hello there, hello there"
    Yep, sums up FF7 Remake pretty well.
    Also, Italian barbecue sounds tasty

  • @slabofbeef7104
    @slabofbeef7104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Cloud's
    *NA NI??!?!!?!?!?!?*
    when he found out he was working with Sephiroth is tied for him being angry at Marth for jinxing it as the funniest thing.

  • @Slushy_maker
    @Slushy_maker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    6:10
    I'm going to repeat that one moment again now

  • @ImmaNort
    @ImmaNort 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Sephiroth: I'll keep coming back as long as you are who you are.
    Poor Cloud.

    • @ronnymahendra9035
      @ronnymahendra9035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Cloud : Alright then, i guess i'll crossdress again, he didn't spook me that time

  • @markmorales7958
    @markmorales7958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    “Cloud and Sephiroth: A Love Story...”

  • @Blood-Kain
    @Blood-Kain ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Cloud after he heard that he and Sephiroth are working together be like: *”I wonder if I can commit Seppuku with my sword.”*

  • @onnnn111
    @onnnn111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That "Poyo" from Kirby is a delightful surprise

  • @christophereim4102
    @christophereim4102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Greatest Story Cloud Learning WHY he needs Restraining Order and His Stalker who crosses Time, Space, Death, and Reality to bother him.

    • @heroofthewest
      @heroofthewest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Who’s going to enforce a restraining order? Master Hand?

    • @Jpx0999
      @Jpx0999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@heroofthewest sephiroth cut gallen in half
      And i think gallen is stronger than master hand

    • @heroofthewest
      @heroofthewest 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jpx0999 I rest my case.

    • @sephirothcrescent5768
      @sephirothcrescent5768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@heroofthewest Yup plus I don't think a restraining order would work on Sephiroth,cus Sephiroth would probs just kill the restraining order guys!...XDDDDDDD

  • @mattnash5476
    @mattnash5476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    It's cool Pichu is sephiroth's bestie now

    • @SilverScarletSpider
      @SilverScarletSpider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Pichu is friends with Sephiroth 👍
      Pikachu is friends with Samus 💪
      Isabelle is friends with Cloud 🙏

    • @firewolf950tfwgaming7
      @firewolf950tfwgaming7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And Cloud is best friends with Isabelle(at least in smash where doom guy has yet to arrive). Are we forgetting anyone?

  • @clerkofthesea
    @clerkofthesea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Sephiroth: "Hello there."
    Cloud: "General Sephiroth! You are a bold one."

  • @gasjebasje99
    @gasjebasje99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I guess our fate has been intertwined from the start, no homo"
    I'm gonna steal that in casual conversation

  • @MusicoftheDamned
    @MusicoftheDamned 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Geez, poor Cloud. I didn't realize just how much he can't escape his stalker outside of _Final Fantasy Tactics_ (which I miss too). Everyone give a big, crazy hand to Marth for jinxing things; thanks a lot, Not-Lucina.

    • @thientruongtran6086
      @thientruongtran6086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      In other words Sephiroth could be see as cloud's yandere boyfriend

    • @soon_to_emerge
      @soon_to_emerge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thientruongtran6086 imagine sephiroth’s yandere face

    • @tiamaria0730
      @tiamaria0730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@soon_to_emerge Oh god

  • @wallymeatson4430
    @wallymeatson4430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Considering the reunion stuff and that Cloud has Sephiroth's blood in him, it doesn't seem so weird that he always knows where he is and why he follows him all the time

    • @couriertx
      @couriertx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I think it’s just the fact that in the end of the original, Cloud fucking kills him.

    • @wallymeatson4430
      @wallymeatson4430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@couriertx that too

    • @thirtysixviews
      @thirtysixviews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I’d also like to point out that Cloud and Sephiroth canonically share a psychic link and can communicate with each other at anytime. So in any case Sephiroth will always know where Cloud is and Cloud will just be drawn to him regardless

    • @manuelalbertoromero9528
      @manuelalbertoromero9528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@couriertx If one can even call that his death. At this point, he is an near-unkillable parasite.

  • @sem_aki
    @sem_aki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    2:28 fuck this is probably accurate

  • @faiIsafe
    @faiIsafe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    SPOILERS FOR FF7 AHEAD
    The reason why Sephiroth basically follows Cloud everywhere he goes is actually something canon within the FF7 timeline. It's called the Reunion Theory.
    The Reunion Theory is a theory made by Professor Hojo positing that when Jenova cells, once seperated, will seek to reunite and return to the main body, influencing the minds of the creatures the cells are implanted in to do so.
    Professor Hojo put this theory to the test in the aftermath of the Nibelheim incident, injecting Cloud Strife and Zack Fair with Sephiroth's cells.
    Sephiroth was the son of Lucrecia Crescent, who agreed to have the embryo injected with Jenova cells. This succeeded and Sephiroth was born from this experiment.
    Since Cloud was injected with Sephiroth's cells and therefore has Jenova's cells within him, Cloud and Sephiroth are part of the Reunion Theory and consequently "reunite" in different games.

    • @blu42nj
      @blu42nj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I don't care what the game says... Vincent is Seph's father. Hojo doesn't seem like the type that has any sexual urges regardless if it's for science. Him making other things have sex, yes but not himself.

    • @CoralCopperHead
      @CoralCopperHead 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blu42nj He doesn't need to physically mate with someone to sire children. It's be a cakewalk for a mad scientist like him to get the job done with a syringe and a petri dish.

    • @user-ev3jw9ho7o
      @user-ev3jw9ho7o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      so... how do i get rid of my jenova cells

    • @gagamelius1887
      @gagamelius1887 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@user-ev3jw9ho7o That's the neat part, you don't.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@blu42nj You speak with Hojo on the beach in FF7 as he is surrounded by women, lol. Paid to be there, I'm absolutely certain, but surrounded by women no less. He has a sex drive, as disgusting as it is to think about that. Also, Lucrecia confirms its his child in Dirge of Cerberus. She never was with Vincent, though I'd much rather that have been the case. I suppose the one silver lining (lol) is that Sephiroth looks like his moms (plural) and nothing like Hojo.

  • @eddieboy000
    @eddieboy000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Hello there."
    "General Sephiroth..."

  • @Velveteeno13
    @Velveteeno13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    No matter how many beatdowns Cloud puts on Sephiroth, he just keeps on getting back up for more.

    • @sephirothcrescent5768
      @sephirothcrescent5768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cus I bet Sephiroth is a masochist and that turns him on. XDDDDDDD
      Cloud: Why are you always doing this to me Sephiroth?!...DX
      Sephiroth: Cus I like it come on Cloud I've been a bad boy come beat me again if you like my dear little dominatrix!... *growls* >:D
      Cloud: WTF?!!! DX ARE YOU A MASOCHIST?!!!... DX
      Sephiroth: Indeed but just for you Cloud *le winks* SO COME TO ME BABEH!...>:D
      XDDDDDDDDD

  • @emilygratz9203
    @emilygratz9203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:07 biggest *NANI TF?!* moment

    • @Otherface
      @Otherface 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      3:13 *

  • @venus446
    @venus446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    This is so accurate lmao in 23 years, cloud and Sephiroth have fought many times with Each other. It’s like cloud can’t take a break from seph

  • @191694525
    @191694525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Remember in the Just a Pancake lore Mario is Italian Zeanort

    • @firewolf950tfwgaming7
      @firewolf950tfwgaming7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      But the question is, are those lores connected?

    • @Jetblast01
      @Jetblast01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@firewolf950tfwgaming7 Everything is connected -like hearts- espcially if Diavolo dies in the end in both series.

    • @christianmarin7236
      @christianmarin7236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      okay i believe you