Bo Fo' Sho'
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beat and lyrics by bo burnham
walkin my poodles, man it never gets old
with my dogs on my leash i got bitches on the hold,
a first aids kit? thats a rhesus monkey,
i bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie!
get more ass than a giant donkey stable,
got more lines than whitney houston's coffee table,
i get more head than grammar school lice,
i'm like a walkin glacier i'm so decked out with ice.
Did you poop a virgin? cause that shit is tight.
jack ain't black, barry ain't white.
i do drugs in the bedroom, lie on ur back
cause i got the pipe and you got the crack.
though i'm sexually straight, your bound to find,
i'm mentally gay, cause i'll blow your mind.
the parents be snickerin "he shouldnt have written it"
but i'm constipated, couldnt give a shit.
chorus:
My name is bo fo sho,
a born bostonian,
aryan librarian at the WORDsmithsonian
the rap is scattered, it hides its ingenuity,
i gave it this little part to give it continuity.
the fellas say
hey moron pass the gin
cause i'm an OXYmoron breathing OXYgen
give me the bottle, i'll chug two thirds
cause you bitches know fractions speak louder than words
and the ladies say
hey fellas i'm keepin it tight and if you play ur cards right you can have me tonight
should i blow you or beat you, brass or percussion?
oh stop, PERIOD end of discussion
chorus...
walking through the garden with food at my feet, picked up the celery but dropped the beat (beet).
we're in the hood ill take what you give me
was einstein's theory good...relatively
a smart queen's kingdumb, it doesnt mix
a litter of literates, a bunch of moby dicks
"get thee to a punnery" o-just to-pheelia
take you with a condomn "stainless-steal" ya.
half a pound of turkey breast, half a pound of chicken tits,
why are only crackers staying at the Ritz?
poverty, racism, isn't it strange,
that only the homeless are beggin for change?
i shocked Sherlock
What, son? (watson) (watt, son?)
Rosa Parks didnt call "shotgun"!
here's a bit of irony
a Ford Focus driver has ADD
How'd i come to master all these things?
like a tampon theif, i had to pull some strings.
"Like a tampon thief, I had to pull some strings."
Bo Burnham, the lyrical king.
@Spyron10
I still dont get how pulling strings is related to mastering all those things and i also dont know specifically what things hes talking about, mabye its relating words to master of puppets, cuz to pull strings as a phrase generally just means call in favors, but i get the second part of it
Boom, I was your 1000th like my dude.
Can someone explain?
@@josh_final look up
@@josh_final Google how a tampon works
this guy sounds like he could interest you in a little bit of everything all of the time
apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime after all
@@CanuckleheadFN anything and everthing all of the time I guess
@@sk31et0n_fr a little bit of everything all of the time or something
he sounds like he could heal the world with comedy
AUUGHH
"Aaand that's a rap."
The part that got me. **whispers** He's a genius.
+Ellinxr ._. Hilariously also a pun on "that's a wrap", meaning the song's over
+lex224ification Holy shit you just ruined it dude.
Zehm You'll find I'm pretty good at that
Saved it
@@lex224ification Me too we should be friends
Man he's been filming "Inside" for a while
This is the kid that was stuck in his room
There isn't much more to say about it
@kyle zizza That's the joke, Kyle. That's the joke.
@kyle zizza Damn it Kyle why you so dense
@@eliuryes2778 what did Kyle say
You know that one weird kid who sat in the back of your algebra class writing non-math phrases in his notebook? This is what he does with his spare time...
Yep and then he becomes rich and famous and gets as much tail as he wants. #LifeGoals
he was writing how to make happy and the people were like "what."
Yourveryowncarrot man, I don't have one of those
what kid
@@godhatewatching4107 but his whole family thought he was gay sadly
this was 8 years ago. he was sixteen. and a genius.
17***
Lion Emoji that comment was posted a year ago, genius
Do the math he was born 1990 he was still 17.
Actually he was 16 because his birthday is in August and this was posted in September
September is after August meaning he was 17.
dude he was 16 when he made this shit
*17
he's a clever guy
Awperations hard to believe now i was half his age and i havent compared to him at 18 at all lmao
hehehe 666th like
thekittenmachine YEET I can't mess that up...
"Poverty racism isn't it strange only the homeless are begging for change " dammmnnn Bo
I’m proud to be named bo
I don’t get it
@@name-vl7mg change is also money
@@hyperfantastic2450 his name is robert
how the hell do you write lyrics at this level when you're only 17
*16 :/
You're both wrong. He may have been 16 at the time, but he's 22 now.
Nope. I'm a damn dirty liar. He's probably either 23 or 24 by now. My bad.
24 when you wrote that. 27 now. In 10 years, 37.
@@sb4040
in like 20 years time he'll be like 20 years older damn...
He was 16, which means it was before he wore the Alladin costume for holloween.
Father please forgive me
It’s okay he didn’t realize what he did or that he’d live to regret it
Hahaha
the “NETFLIX Special” was actually just an Ultimate youtuber apology video done correctly
?
"Period, end of discussion."
LOL
His half laugh at the end of that verse made it better. xD
Unless you got your..... red wings..... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAA yea. i WENT THERE. I don't give a fuuuuuuuck. I'm dead anyway and no one listens to what I say so whaaa ?? "oh no she's not good for professional liability that heathen witch."
@@seratonyn you're not dead to me. I heard you :)
Coming here after watching Inside is such a surreal feeling
The beginning.
Feeling the same
yeah
As someone who just found Bo, this is all strange lmbo
guess you could say it’s a funny feeling
Coming back 13 years later to re-watch after watching his newest Netflix special. I guarantee I watched this hundreds of times in high school. Still some of the most fire rhymes all these years later.
I miss old school youtube.
When editors weren't around to make shit personalities watchable, ya dun goofed youtube
@@whatshappenedhere1784 TH-cam didn't have any editing software until after editing software was very popular...
Tell me about it
commented 7 years go
Same
8 years later I'm still finding out lines " Sherlock, What son (Watson)" wow
+Connor Mcguire also "shocked sherlock (watt, son)
+xChris1998x don't understand that reference ...?
watt is a unit of electricity.
+xChris1998x oh my lord, give this guy a noble prize
+Connor Mcguire xD #Fuckingsavage
Your voice hasn't changed in 9 years..
Hayley Mae Benson it really has though
It got higher
@@cass1832 he raises his voice on stage.
@@cass1832 his voice is actually pretty deep irl lmao
@@rivur._ no it isnt lmao
"Picked up the celery but dropped the beat............"
(awkwardly says) "And then I picked it up"
Get it because he picks up the beat at that part.
Uwotm8 because he dropped the beetroot
+Monkey D. Luffy Everytime he got to picked up the celery (if not even sooner) the entire audience always says in unison the rest. Hehehe
Ha
anything for you beyonce
But I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit.
Hey there
My new catchphrase
This line has lived in my head for 14 years
The best
He prefers the term, Prodigy.
“Rosa Parks didn’t call shotgun”
*_OMFG_*
@Zed Cumming rosa parks was a african american woman, and in her time she had to sit at the back of the bus, and shotgun is usually referring to the front seat of a car.
Wow he deleted his comment
@@sternum604 makes sense. He would look kinda dumb
@@sternum604 his pfp has the removed icon, p sure his account got nae nae'd
this guys gonna heal the world with comedy
he seems like the type of guy to call you if you wake up in a house that's full of smoke, and tell you a joke.
he already has-
Man this is so close to being cringey but he pulls it off & it's hilarious.
Maybe it’s cringe because this was during a whole different decade- lol
its supposed to be cringe.. a straight white male that can “rap” hes doesn’t call himself the feminine eminem for nothing because he actually has bars otherwise it would just be super cringe lol
it would be cringey if it wasn’t bo. idk why but this dude could stand onstage and yell in different tones for half an hour and id still laugh. he’s got some kinda thing about him where he’s just funny no matter what. then you hear him speak about something serious and you’re still equally enticed by it. this dudes incredible, i’m literally proud to have been his fan since 2013
I think thats his thing where he does stuff unironically which makes it ten times funnier. He knows his cringe and yet he's super proud of it. Why i love him
Unironic irony.
this guy is a genius..
What a nerd. He will never make a piece that helps me and many others through depression
Lmao
Is that an inside joke?
@@froggysteefer that one was genuinely good
Don’t you know? When he hit puberty he swung and missed
ohhhhhhhhh how i remember reciting this in the halls of my highschool... this shit never gets old.
When my dogs on the leash...
Jason Raymond still not old
When my dogs are on the leash I got bitchs on the hold
still never gets old
"Jack ain't black and Barry ain't white" better than half of the bars that come out in hip hop today
this entire song is
that’s like one of the worst bars here
Bloodhound Gang did the same joke
That whole thing is the most quotable thing I've ever heard
after "INSIDE" all his old stuff hits different...
Still genius
This songs actually really clever
Oh is it?
isn't that ironic?
Captain N Kramer i-r-o-n-i-c
That's
.
#deep
Everything Bo Burnham makes is really clever.
Something people may overlook. But Bo does all his raps in one cut. Completely memorized and all in one take. That's not easy.
10 years thats crazy
I bet he'll grow up to be 30 and very happy.
haha !!!!!! 😊
DONT👏CLAIM👏YOU👏KNOW👏HIPHOP👏IF👏YOU👏DONT👏KNOW👏THIS👏
The only rapper eminem is afraid to battle.
It’s really interesting watching his progression.
Can see the seeds of talent that helped him create his masterpiece.
“World on Fire”
I LOST MY SHIT AT THE TAMPON PART
When he repeats it with that face I fell on the floor.
I first saw this in Dec of 2007 while prepping for a deployment to Afghanistan.
Just re-watched "What?" for the 3rd time.
It's crazy to think how long ago this was and how far Bo has come.
+guitarded306 Thank you for serving.
you served wow thats amazing Thank you
guitarded306 I watched what 5 times in the past 2 days...........
say that again 9 years later
the delivery on couldnt give a shit is incredible
Even Bo once played a crappy Casio. It’s a right of passage for many.
I've been a Bo fan since 2008. People are sleeping on this MASTERPIECE.
True true
It's been *8 years* from this?! .... Insane how time flies...
14 years 💀💀
Just gotta look back and appreciate pure writing talent. Seriously timeless
"Like a tampon thief I had to pull some strings" LOOOOOL omfg Whaaaaaat?!
Master of one liners.
Because I'm an oxymoron breathing oxygen
his snicker thing at like 1:50 damn hes awkward
he's cute and iS YOUR PROFILE PIC MIKEY WAY (sorry i can't tell)
+Maxine Ma YES IT IS
Rebeka S. YES MY PROFILE PIC USED TO BE FRANK IERO
+Maxine Ma WHICH ERA? PROJEKT REV FRANK IS MY LANE
SAME but it was a fiatc picture... it was from the music video joyriding where he's covered in blood
My my, Mr.Burnham, you've gotten much bigger since you posted this. (physically and popularity)
Got more lines than Whitney Houston's coffee table! xD That's hilarious!
This probably has the record for most puns in a song, Jesus
"I'm constipated...Couldn't give a shit."
GENIUS!!!!
I love Bo...
14 years... and the algorithm has finally saw it fit to bring me here...
THIS IS FUCKING GENIUS
I am just now getting the Hamlet reference in this... "get the to the punnery"
He is brilliant. Everything he does, I hope he feels appreciated and loved
decided to come back to some older videos after seeing him in dallas last night, and i'm just so impressed with how far he's come! like gosh i remember writing "a shocked sherlock: WHAT, SON?" in my notebooks in seventh grade; now i'm about to graduate high school and his material has grown up with me (although the tampon thief joke is timeless). congratulations on everything, bo!
Bo got that Jesus Christ is my nigga flow.
13 years ago and this still makes me cry laughing! I remember when I saw him a gig he shouted at me for illuminating the stage with my phone flash light and I swear that was the greatest moment of my life, 10/10 would do again.
I know you're all looking back at this because of "Inside." What a masterpiece
this was my introduction to bo. one of my friends in middle school sent it to me on myspace. i remember i listened to it hundreds of times that year. so glad he got the recognition he deserves! :)
"Poverty, racism. Isn't it strange? Only the homeless are begging for change". That's pure gold
He is a genius oh my god
I really appreciate the older videos being online/ accessible. . I've been watching for years but evidently missed the early youtube stuff. It's good for people to see the less processed stuff or whatever the technical limitation you faced, if the core art is good its worth documenting and being accessible. 💚
This man is a genius
“Got more lines than Whitney Houston’s coffee table” AUGHHHHHHHHH HE DONT MISS💀
Holy shit did u know that people change ages over time, holy shit
kek
He seems like he could make sock puppets funny
"Walking through the garden with food in my feet. I picked up the celery but dropped the beet (beat)... And then I picked it up..." Lmao
“I’m constipated, couldn’t give a shit” dude that’s actually really good-
IH WAIT I ALREADY COMMENTED IN THIS VIDEO DAMN
Ayo this kid kinda funny he should do comedy
He should make a really fucking good show for mtv that immediately gets cancelled and doesn’t even grow a cult following... y’know just on the side
@@hadinasrallah8928 did he make a good show for mtv?
@@gentleasp6589 yeah it was called Zach Stone is gonna be famous, theres a playlist of the first season, i can leave the link here if you'd like :)
I hope bo is doing okay man. He's been killing it for years and I know he has hundreds of fans and he probably sees that but I hope thw homie himself is doin okay.
I hope so too, man. I hope so.
“hundreds of fans” 😂😂😂😂😂 that’s some top tier bo comedy right there, congrats
..just bc i suspect you won’t understand why that’s hilarious, this man has millions of fans lol hundreds was cute 🙂
This man has a multimillion, multi-genre, fan base that consists of people from a range of generations. Highly respected as a comedian, musician, and public figure by other greats in his fields.
@@koreyhitchcock6691 yes
i feel like he’s the type of person to do any old shit to get out his room, maybe make faces, try telling jokes or even making little sounds
Fucking genius man
12. Fucking. Years. I miss you bo!!!!!
I am very late to the Bo party. Just commenting on a 13 year old video to say how impressed I am at not just his lyrics, but his grasp of showmanship at this age.
I'm so glad for Bo, he's come a long way from where he started.
THAT'S A WRAP (rap) kill me so many puns
pulling strings like a tampon thief got me
hes so smart ong
You know what, he looks like a kid who’s stuck in his room who would do any old shit to get out of it, weird
Father please forgive him for he did not know what he did
he wrote offensive shit, and he said it!
LMFAO
STARES IN ANGRY JESUS
Time for this to show up in everyone's recommended
I've been listening to bo for about 3 years now and I never had any idea he used to post these, there gold
ik bo is famous for like sad songs now but his funny songs are so amazing and the old low quality ones are above their time
What a great kid. He must turn out great when he’s 30
i love how he made his bed for us
i'm so happy i found this masterpiece 12 years later.
His shorts tho
Sans confirmed
+God of the dolphins delet acc
This was 13 years ago and it was also the first time I watched this holy shit I love the idea of this man
😲 Brilliant Genius omg ! I couldn't handle stepping inside his brain the whirlwind of genius mixed w brilliance & so many other words i prob couldn't pronounce lol. Im 40y old how does someone his age write like this !? His words/lyrics are so experienced. 🤯 Why is there even 1 dislike !? Hes was way ahead of his time.
I can just imagine bo sleeping or just being in his bed saying “hm, what a perfect time to record a TH-cam video” setting up his camera or webcam and just …. This.
"only the homeless are begging for change" this is an interesting pov from Bo's side 🙏🏿
Pretty wild how that line has always been relevant this whole time.
There’s not a single line without a double meaning. Every line is some type of simile, metaphor, analogy, or clever use of words with double meaning.
Seriously think many listeners pick up on only lines he delivers in the most obvious way to understand but every line is beyond demonstrative intelligence
Wow he looks so young here.
well 2007 was 7 years ago, he was about 17 back then
hoga97 you mean 15?
@@Zakiel97 16 ;-;
@@Zakiel97 it was actually 14 years again you idiot
time goes by so fast
Iv'e Listened to this song over a million times and I'm still picking out new lines.
13 years later and this rap still holds up way better than most new music out there in 2020
13 f*cking years ago and still a genius
I keep rewatching all his songs he's just a genius
Yo, this guy kinda sounds like he could heal the world with comedy
Yo this person kinda sounds unoriginal
And maybe make a literal difference metaphorically
These early videos that he recorded in his room are my favorite of all his content. I like them even more than his standup
that beat was in fact dropped
..and then he picked it up
this was 13 years ago, he was 16, AND A LYRICAL GENIUS
i can still rap this whole song by heart
What about now? can you still?
Bo is the first person to use PERIOD ! dude he was before all of us