@@jamiegallett427, Fetuses cannot breathe until they're born. It's at that time they obtain personhood. Don't have an abortion if you don't want or need one.
@@jamiegallett427 Amazing that you seem to know this yet you don't even know the person making the statement. Also, do you know all the reasons there may be for aborting a pregnancy?
**SINCE ORANGE STAIN HAS ALWAYS BEEN A CITY BOY, AND HAS NEVER GROWN A GARDEN, NOR WENT HUNTING. I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE HIM TO GO SNIPE HUNTING WITH ME. HE CAN HOLD THE BAG.** IF HE IS SCARED OF GETTING HIS HANDS DIRTY. HE CAN WEAR GLOVES. ORANGE STAIN DOES NOT KNOW WHERE EGGS COME FROM. WHEN HE WAS A CHILD, HE WAS CAUGHT MILKING HIS DOGS.
And make it the normal! Thats part of the problem nowadays. Everyone's just taking already misleading posts and running with them. Just my useless opinion though.
Of course you did, Canadians are known for respecting their fellow community members. Americans are known for respecting no one but themselves, and being ESPECIALLY insecure in that against fellow community members.
SO PROUD of not only being Canadian but of all my fellow Canadians who took care of themselves and eachother. We have our problems but so what!?!? We are alive and will thrive.
@@nilsfatman490 Yeah, listening to Chump I often get the impression that he has perhaps memorized dozens of " key " phrases or sentences and just spews them out from the moment he wakes up. It would go a long way to explaining why, when you ask him a question, he replies with either a " stock " phrase that is totally UNRELATED to the question, or replies with a sentence fragment that he has picked up from somewhere. It also would explain why his vocabulary seems(?) so limited.
Trump has raised the question, "Is Biden taking drugs? ", so by now we know that can only mean that he's taking drugs himself. But we knew that, right ?
Kelly Kerr Seriously, cause he has no idea what else to say. He didn't even care enough to listen to what the question actually was, he heard Black people and then went to the same exact same answer he always has.
Amanda Skywalker but then people give RFK too much credit, and whilst credit is due to LBJ and JFK, and RFK, most of the credit should really go to MLK. so for argument’s sake let’s give credit to JFK, RFK, MLK and LBJ.
Breona taylor was a loser banging her coke dealer and she recieved what happens when you make bad life decisions. But let's make a saint out of her memory.
They found a dead body in breonna Taylor’s car, she was a drug dealer, and when she was an ems worker 2 years ago, she stole from the ems van like y’all don’t even know the half of it do ur research
@@reny_b296 bro everyone does bad things in life and that dead body thing isn’t even real no one deserves to be shot in their own home. when you say all lives matter we all know you mean white lives matter
Thats because he's in real estate and most people in real estate can legally not pay taxes.. most people wouldnt understand (because we arent taught anything about money or taxes in school)
@@deadshot8077 it's not, and i agree with you 1000% ... my point is most people wouldnt understand.. because most people wont take the time to learn... just how most people decide to go to college, take on debt, and work for 30+ year and never learn anything more than their professors taught them and what the news tells them everyday
@@deadshot8077 i don't get your reason for asking that? .. and i would say they don't really have to be. They just have to convince people it's "for the greater good" or whatever lie they come up with
I thought originally this guy was Just funny, and then he started to show his true colors by wanting to basically dismantle and/or water down the Endangered Species act, allowing 'drilling' in Artic , stating he doesn't believe in global warming, etc etc etc, and now he is saying he will contest the election and not relinquish the office of president if he looses ... NOW IM JUST PLAIN SCARED!!!
Also I just heard on public radio, one of the idiots who work for him was talking about selling some National Park land. He knows no bounds. The planet is not safe.
President : “Historically Black...universities, and schools...and colleges...” America: you mean Historically Black Colleges and Universities? Because, HBCU is totally a thing.
It is always about his ego and blowing up his big head bigger.He brags about himself and does his rallies so his supporters can pump up his low self esteem. What normal person talks about themselves constantly in the 3rd person?
Me and friends are at sixty and we're braving the storm and standing in line to rid America of this orange menace. It's worth the chance and if a sacrifice is in order, screw it, we were Marines and it's no sacrifice, it's an honor. This is our America! This is our America ! 🇺🇸
If there is to be a faux moderator for the Biden/Trump debate that I was looking forward to so much, I'm going to boycott it and listen to Rachel Madow's analysis.
What me and my kid did a few years ago was just buy candy and turn out the lights and binge zombie movies (he got too big to trick or treating) it’s like we were practicing for 2020
faye mahed yes and every time trump says he has done more for Black people than anyone since Lincoln is an insulting lie and he refuses to acknowledge that he is a White supremacist who has done nothing for people of color. I guess he forgot he was embroiled in a lawsuit in 1973 for discriminatory practices in one of his apartment buildings in NYC. He lost the lawsuit and had to payout $25 million to the participants he discriminated against.
@@vickiehodnett4360 Nothing for black people?? Look I'm not saying that he wasn't a white supremacist but saying that he did nothing for black people is going too far
@@nelsito_alejandro true. He's created enough chaos and division, that's he's managed to make Black people a target of extremist hate. So he's done LOTS for the Black communities... He's made them UNSAFE IN AMERICA
@@tishwitch I used to feel exactly the same and yes there are some stupid people but then there are simply people who want something to believe in and they were fed lie after lie .. I feel sorry for them
@Evie! I NEED SЕЕХ ღ*GO MY PROF!LE* ღ I got the notification and went to check out the profile hoping you would be proficient of the subject of kitchen scissors but alas... got my hopes all up for nothing. sad.
Nice ideas but how about dumping Trump and Biden on Survivor Island and let Jeff Probst put them through the paces. "Wanna see what you're playing for today? A peanut butter sandwich!!!!"
Love Guillermo's laugh. Happy to see you both back.
Jimmy looks like he lost weight or that is a Very sharp and Nicely cut suit! Or both!
Welcome back Jimmy! Only way we in the UK can watch you! Great to see you again.
Seriously he’s the worst president ever...
and as dictator this will be hell. please vote him OUT!
Such an embarrassment for America. The whole world mocks him more than any other president we’ve ever had.
he is not even a president, he just plays one on TV
EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Best president ever TRUMP 2020
It's amazing how this group thinks it can tell women what to do with their bodies. However, if you suggest they wear a mask they flip out!
It's amazing how you support killing an unborn baby by jamming a rod through its skull, yet you act like you are concerned about health hazards.
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@@jamiegallett427, Fetuses cannot breathe until they're born. It's at that time they obtain personhood. Don't have an abortion if you don't want or need one.
@@jamiegallett427 so you have no idea what you're talking about? Sounds
about rightwing.
@@jamiegallett427 Amazing that you seem to know this yet you don't even know the person making the statement. Also, do you know all the reasons there may be for aborting a pregnancy?
Trump always says "nobody's done more for blank than me" ...people still believe this clown?
🤡never believed him🤡
Only his moronic base.
I think all debates shouldn't have any audience. Fact checkers for sure.
Folk should fact check for themselves
**SINCE ORANGE STAIN HAS ALWAYS BEEN A CITY BOY, AND HAS NEVER GROWN A GARDEN, NOR WENT HUNTING. I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE HIM TO GO SNIPE HUNTING WITH ME. HE CAN HOLD THE BAG.** IF HE IS SCARED OF GETTING HIS HANDS DIRTY. HE CAN WEAR GLOVES. ORANGE STAIN DOES NOT KNOW WHERE EGGS COME FROM. WHEN HE WAS A CHILD, HE WAS CAUGHT MILKING HIS DOGS.
TheDriftdog not if the ability to check facts is hampered by ridiculous fake BS of Fox News, Brietbart, and far right “sources”
Agreed
And make it the normal! Thats part of the problem nowadays. Everyone's just taking already misleading posts and running with them. Just my useless opinion though.
so glad Jimmy is back, i am European living in Europe and this is my daily watch while drinking coffee after i wake up.
same here
Good start every morning
🇬🇧👍
yes same
Same here
FYI: Canada gets to celebrate Halloween because we take this virus seriously and we've been doing the work to keep our numbers down! 💕😁
Of course you did, Canadians are known for respecting their fellow community members. Americans are known for respecting no one but themselves, and being ESPECIALLY insecure in that against fellow community members.
I should’ve moved to Canada yearsssss ago... Beautiful country and people.
SO PROUD of not only being Canadian but of all my fellow Canadians who took care of themselves and eachother. We have our problems but so what!?!?
We are alive and will thrive.
@Jamie d sure are!
I do believe he sounded just a little bit jealous....
" I watched him so badly..."
WTF does that phrase even mean?
It means
I think he sound just a little bit jealous.
Everything DJToxic does is bad, even watching.
Trump is a pro at creepy 🤷
@@nilsfatman490
Yeah, listening to Chump I often get the impression that he has perhaps memorized dozens of " key " phrases or sentences and just spews them out from the moment he wakes up. It would go a long way to explaining why, when you ask him a question, he replies with either a " stock " phrase that is totally UNRELATED to the question, or replies with a sentence fragment that he has picked up from somewhere. It also would explain why his vocabulary seems(?) so limited.
Jimmy's so funny... he makes me laugh out loud every show he does.
Go Jimmy !!
Trump didn’t answer the question about the case, as he always does with any direct question
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speaking of drug test
dude is getting oranger by the day : )
Oh Jesus! I laughed so hard seeing this! I'm telling this to my bestfriend.
@j law 🎃🎃🎃
When I told him I was sitting on a couch with a fully naked ivanka, I think he was a little bit jealous.....
😂
😅😂😂🤑🤢
Trump has raised the question, "Is Biden taking drugs? ", so by now we know that can only mean that he's taking drugs himself. But we knew that, right ?
Ever since his first sniffy debates with Hillary.
Definitely missed you this summer Jimmy!! Glad you're back!
A Trump is a little fart here in the UK. His Scots mama should have told Fred but it was her revenge.
And Trump is a really big fart here... Cheers from NJ!!! LOL
@@pomposabooze1097 "DUMPH"
Poor planning on her part. Now we're stuck with him. She should've used birth control.
Guillermo looking back while speaking about his wife took me out
Glad he is back. 🙂
He is a seal that barks black lives matter on command
Stop asking him about black people he always gives the exact same answer
Kelly Kerr Seriously, cause he has no idea what else to say. He didn't even care enough to listen to what the question actually was, he heard Black people and then went to the same exact same answer he always has.
@@Larez121 That wasn't an answer.. That was pandering.
Didn’t Jimmy make fun of the Black Race basically calling them Stupid because Karl Malone this an Karl Malone that.
Couldn't even say Breonnas name. No respect
A psychopath willing to let his most adamant followers die for a rally; will have no qualms letting random strangers die for lack of healthcare
People forget that LBJ, succeeding JFK lead the civil rights movement as president.
But people also give LBJ too much credit for the work done by JFK and RFK. RFK pushed LBJ to pass the Civil Rights Act as a memorial to his brother.
Amanda Skywalker but then people give RFK too much credit, and whilst credit is due to LBJ and JFK, and RFK, most of the credit should really go to MLK. so for argument’s sake let’s give credit to JFK, RFK, MLK and LBJ.
True. LBJ was a great president. He instituted the War on Poverty.
Reagan took years to reverse LBJ's work, with his War on the Poor.
LBJ grabbed Kennedy’s work and knew his best path to be elected with the highest margin ever is have the platform for Civil Rights.
SugarTomAppleRoger Raegan is one of the worst presidents ever.
The way to punish Louisville, is for everyone to call it "Lewisville."
Too bad the Democrats didn't have Trump's ex-wives speak at their convention.
They have probably strict marriage and divorce contracts
@@michelwillems50 True, would have loved to see that though.
The Democrats should have had every female that Trump assaulted over the years in attendance.
They’re under NDAs.
And too bad Republicans didn't have Tara Reade speak at their convention.
Disgusting that he couldn't wven say Breonna Taylors name. The disrespect 🤮
Someone please, ask trump to name ANY of the COVID victims he killed. Bet he can only name Herman Cain, the one who unwittingly gave his life for him.
Breona taylor was a loser banging her coke dealer and she recieved what happens when you make bad life decisions. But let's make a saint out of her memory.
They found a dead body in breonna Taylor’s car, she was a drug dealer, and when she was an ems worker 2 years ago, she stole from the ems van like y’all don’t even know the half of it do ur research
@@reny_b296 okay , maybe she had some history but nobody deserves to be shot to death in the middle of the night . have some empathy
@@reny_b296 bro everyone does bad things in life and that dead body thing isn’t even real no one deserves to be shot in their own home. when you say all lives matter we all know you mean white lives matter
"When I told him last night that I'm heading home to mother, he sounded just a little bit jealous"
Lol, sweet
OMFG 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dying
does mother know about the young boys trumpski hooked you up with, Pencey?
"I've done more for (fill in the blank) than any other president". Must be hard to be so superior to everyone who ever existed
"I'd love to show my taxes"
"I'd love to testify"
"I'd love to take a drug test"
Are you even listening America?
Yup. Still won't vote for the communistic, violent, racist, hysterical anti American parties candidate. Are you listening?😳
ge - factsssss
@@ge-8135 Well I know what college you went to....jk we all know you didn't go to college.
Yes cheering on the end of the republic. People love watching disasters...
Oh I'm listening
Idk about you but I think he sound just a little bit jealous
They all are he’s doing big things
Sooooooooo glad Jimmy's back. Make me laugh at the madness!
Can you put out a video of just the " little bit jealous" part. ?
😂😂😂😂😂
A compliation would be amazing.
Jimmy is the best! Love the monologues.
On to your next vid now. Keep 'em coming.
Guillermo cracked me up when he looked over his shoulder to see if his wife might be listening 😂😂😂
Drug test lmao he still hasn’t shown his tax returns
Thats because he's in real estate and most people in real estate can legally not pay taxes.. most people wouldnt understand (because we arent taught anything about money or taxes in school)
brandon a why would it be school’s job to teach you about taxes? Isn’t all the information available online?
@@deadshot8077 it's not, and i agree with you 1000% ... my point is most people wouldnt understand.. because most people wont take the time to learn... just how most people decide to go to college, take on debt, and work for 30+ year and never learn anything more than their professors taught them and what the news tells them everyday
brandon a Wow, how does the government get away with being so secretive?
@@deadshot8077 i don't get your reason for asking that? .. and i would say they don't really have to be. They just have to convince people it's "for the greater good" or whatever lie they come up with
Eres mi Héroe Guillermo, DIOS te bendiga
I thought originally this guy was Just funny, and then he started to show his true colors by wanting to basically dismantle and/or water down the Endangered Species act, allowing 'drilling' in Artic , stating he doesn't believe in global warming, etc etc etc, and now he is saying he will contest the election and not relinquish the office of president if he looses ... NOW IM JUST PLAIN SCARED!!!
Those of us from NYC who have known about Trump for a long time could have told you he would be a disaster
@@Laura-xs3te I figured it out early too, and I'm from Minnesota! Stupid tv show, really people who voted for him!
Also I just heard on public radio, one of the idiots who work for him was talking about selling some National Park land. He knows no bounds. The planet is not safe.
Nobody's done more.
List these things please.
I had to laugh so hard at the paper plate on the floor... 😂
President : “Historically Black...universities, and schools...and colleges...”
America: you mean Historically Black Colleges and Universities? Because, HBCU is totally a thing.
The little kids stepping in the most heard was just too cute
Let's have them take a drug test. Now. Trump will refuse as his financial statements are not released yet!!!! Get my drift.
trump* wants a drug test, America wants to see trump* TAXES after 4 years.
Just came out, total bs any way no one cares
It is always about his ego and blowing up his big head bigger.He brags about himself and does his rallies so his supporters can pump up his low self esteem. What normal person talks about themselves constantly in the 3rd person?
His head is so big,it could be a float in the Macy's day parade..
In former times, kings and popes used "us" instead of "I." Does it count?
Kimmel was on fire today, 🤔I like it.
I'm so glad Jimmy is back.
Me and friends are at sixty and we're braving the storm and standing in line to rid America of this orange menace. It's worth the chance and if a sacrifice is in order, screw it, we were Marines and it's no sacrifice, it's an honor. This is our America! This is our America ! 🇺🇸
“I want him so badly”(Trump)..I’m almost sure he has a crush on Joe Biden 🤔😏😅🤣😂😎😁
He wants Joe's status to use it against joe for reelection for himself
The seal that barks on command is back
💘😍😘
You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you
I don't know... I'm a little bit jealous.
If there is to be a faux moderator for the Biden/Trump debate that I was looking forward to so much, I'm going to boycott it and listen to Rachel Madow's analysis.
Nice to have you back Jimmy !!
I love the candy's you did jimmy
When I told him I was being rebooted, he sounded a little bit jealous. 😂
@Jimmy Kimmel Live - Great work!
LOVE the Hallowe'en candies!!! Laugh out loud....
So glad to have jimmy back..its not crazy in canada but i love your trumping..clapping
What me and my kid did a few years ago was just buy candy and turn out the lights and binge zombie movies (he got too big to trick or treating) it’s like we were practicing for 2020
Looking Good Jimmy !
I like how he looked back behind him before he repeated what he told his wife. Smart man.
The candy industry suffering because of limited trick or treating? No way. I've eaten a ton of candy during the pandemic.
Glad Jimmy is back!
Great suit Jimmy! So excited to see you back!!
I think he sounded just a little bit jealous🤪
could listen to these two for hours..
😂😭🙌 so glad your back🙃👏love your monologue 💜
Thanks for coming back Jimmy - we missed you
Is that him sympathising with Breannas family,praising himself for what he did not do for black people..
faye mahed yes and every time trump says he has done more for Black people than anyone since Lincoln is an insulting lie and he refuses to acknowledge that he is a White supremacist who has done nothing for people of color. I guess he forgot he was embroiled in a lawsuit in 1973 for discriminatory practices in one of his apartment buildings in NYC. He lost the lawsuit and had to payout $25 million to the participants he discriminated against.
@@vickiehodnett4360 Nothing for black people?? Look I'm not saying that he wasn't a white supremacist but saying that he did nothing for black people is going too far
Ya didn't you hear? He's done more for Black Communities than civil rights fighters 😂😂😂
@@nelsito_alejandro true. He's created enough chaos and division, that's he's managed to make Black people a target of extremist hate. So he's done LOTS for the Black communities... He's made them UNSAFE IN AMERICA
a Hufflepuff what has he done?
does no one remember bush and gore. that took a while.
I'm CANADIAN and I remember the Florida ballot scandal. I can't believe so many people are this stupid to think mail in ballots are corrupt 😂
@@tishwitch I used to feel exactly the same and yes there are some stupid people but then there are simply people who want something to believe in and they were fed lie after lie .. I feel sorry for them
don't leave me hanging like that! now I want to know what the two different kitchen scissors are for...
@Evie! I NEED SЕЕХ ღ*GO MY PROF!LE* ღ I got the notification and went to check out the profile hoping you would be proficient of the subject of kitchen scissors but alas... got my hopes all up for nothing. sad.
These are going to be some popcorn worthy debates.
Again, when he talks of Biden, he talks about himself. Disillusioned president.
Still better than Biden
@Dhamma Wiwekantara What the hell is your point now?
Case Western is one of the most respected research institutions in the world FYI
I am fully prepared for trick n treat covid style: catapult and a lots of jaw breakers.
Jimmy Kimmel is back!
Yoooooo my boy is BACK !!!
Jimmy Germany loves you too!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️
Wonderful
Someone could make a mint selling old pillow cases stuffed with dollar store candy on Amazon this year.
James Corden is more funny without an Audience than Kimmel
Welcome back Jimmy you were missed!!
Debates should be done while playing a round of golf, without a golfcart. Or riding a bicycle, without training wheels.
Nice ideas but how about dumping Trump and Biden on Survivor Island and let Jeff Probst put them through the paces. "Wanna see what you're playing for today? A peanut butter sandwich!!!!"
During lockdown, I learned that I can actually be committed to proper workouts routines daily 💪 without excuses
Welcome Back Jimmy
Bet the company that supplied fireworks hasn't been Paid.
Killed it.
Well that's bullshit. LBJ hands down did the most after Lincoln. He was alive.. How did he already forget?
Probably just thought LBJ was a "sucker" for doing it...🖖🇺🇸
The mood lighting is very interesting
Looks like Guillermo is very happy to see Jimmy again
Good
You know I think Trump might sound a little bit jealous.
The dude with the A/C looking around to make sure his wife doesn't walk in 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ha ha ha! Immediately after Jimmy said, " I hope you find comfort...for your own relationship.", it shows a bag of garbage for a Hefty ad! 😂😂
Watched this from my office at CWRU, and laughed out loud at Jimmy's "never heard of it either" comment.
In 10.00 they wrote "trump" with the firework in the air :)))
After I saw all the candy, I immediately thought, 'SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!'
Does he ever answer the question?🤪🇨🇦
So during the lockdown men discovered whom they really married? And she did too?
Hence the divorce
LOUDER JIMMY !
NYC'S, THANK YOU JIMMY, YOU HAVE BEEN MISSED.
United States Coronavirus Cases: 9/23/2020
7,140,137 Deaths: 206,598 >>> These numbers speaks for itself.