In the UK, civvies sometimes wear combats, they buy them from surplus stores, or eBay. There’s nothing wrong with that. Now when they claim to have served, and haven’t, now that’s a problem.
Yep, I'm the local weirdo that always wears military surplus because it's practical, durable and I like to slap Aliens themed patches on the velcro bits. Didn't do service and also careful not to wear stuff that's like the key thing for any branch. Confession: older Russian stuff was better for practical civilian shit in the UK. My favourite trousers were water repellent, had inbuilt gaters, mesh around the crotch perfect for summer and the bayonet pocket was perfect for maglites. Other brands may be "better" but those lasted me 20 years
I'm from the mountains. .. we always wear green camo! People from the mountains wore camo while the red coats were still wearing bright AF colours. Read a history book people!
@@LesMilitairesSansFrontieres dude, this is not funny. i joined and retired from the marine core and i was born with autism. i was diagnosed with autism and schizophrenia, multiple sclerosis before i retired. now i get the full VA benefits and social security disability benefits.
I knew a guy who claimed to be a seal. he used to wear some special tactics hat and claimed the only place you could get it was in the seals. about two years later he slipped up and I caught him looking for a new one at a flea market
@@herkload Yes, I had a nice free meal at Applebee's. The manager was also giving out $5 discount cards for a future meal and someone paid for a free beer for me. I had a good time and I tipped the waitress generously. Oh yeah, Wendy's gave me a free breakfast combo too.
As a Brit, we just laugh at these folk. Veterans wear chinos blazers and medals (if we have any, we don’t give em away like candy over here )for Remembrance Day. Regimental/Corp beret if u still have it. Anybody turning up in uniform better be serving or ‘special’ themselves… ❤
8:20 is a misnomer The Italy flag, accent, gold bracelet, and cigar: confirmed kills for the GENOVESE family NOT the military 😂 "They had to get whacked, they didn't pay the vig"
The worst I had was an “Air Force,” guy came into my old work looking for a military plate. He claimed to want the DFC or the MoH, and then proceeded to tell me his “citation.” He then recited my grandfather’s citation for his MoH. I had a field day with him.
Some years back I ran into a guy that was wearing a Combat Wounded Purple Heart Hat. I went to talk to him and asked where he served. He said he had been to Iraq and Afghanistan. I had only served in Iraq so I asked him where he was at in Iraq and he first said Bagram, then he said Kandahar, then he said Iraq City lol! He finally said Baghdad and I walked away laughing
Hey bro said he was in the 198th Division. The 198th Infantry Brigade is a Basic Training Brigade 😂 he was just trying to get some hype before he left 😂
Homeless guy that my group would encounter on the way to Jr High claimed he served in Vietnam and went into detail about the dark things he did….guy was like 30
I would never consider myself a veteran even though I served in the marines four year but didn’t see any combat I always felt so uncomfortable whenever people thanked me for my service because I didn’t do shit 😂
I was walking through Costco the other day wearing a non-army camouflage hat and regular clothes, and a lady working there said “thank you for your service”. 🤪
Saw a guy at the mall in and army uniform. Patches and ribbons didn't match up so I chatted him up and he said that he drove a humvee to the mall and I asked him if he had the keys in his pocket and he said "heck yeah I do!"
I was at a event during Veterans Day and saw this “active duty” guy with a goofy ahhh camo shirt, unbuttoned, undershirt out, and wearing JEANS. His boots weren’t even tan they were dark brown. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
My dad was Corpsman attached to the 3rd force recon in Iraq. This guy saw my dad's tattoo on his leg for his friend that was killed in Afghanistan. He asked my dad if he served he said yes and the guy said he served in Vietnam 1978 as a navy seal my dad and I looked at each other were crying laughing
Great content dude as always. I’m not so much against folks wearing ACUs or just the top or bottom but definitely don’t be repin patches, metals, or other insignia as that is repulsive. Thank you veterans and currently enlisted this day and everyday for what you do 🫡🇺🇸🍻
The crazy thing is that second dude is literally my current unit. It made me choke on my water just seeing that patch on him. On the wrong shoulder. 😂😂 granted being my unit it could be true too
Hey Nikko, love your content just joined the National Guard, I leave for basic training on Monday but curious if you have any tips for basic or AIT? Keep doing you!
Your recruiter probably didn’t tell you this, but the drill sergeants at Benning are all ticklish. If you can get one to giggle, they’ll let you graduate early.
In the UK, civvies sometimes wear combats, they buy them from surplus stores, or eBay. There’s nothing wrong with that. Now when they claim to have served, and haven’t, now that’s a problem.
Yup
Yep, I'm the local weirdo that always wears military surplus because it's practical, durable and I like to slap Aliens themed patches on the velcro bits. Didn't do service and also careful not to wear stuff that's like the key thing for any branch.
Confession: older Russian stuff was better for practical civilian shit in the UK. My favourite trousers were water repellent, had inbuilt gaters, mesh around the crotch perfect for summer and the bayonet pocket was perfect for maglites. Other brands may be "better" but those lasted me 20 years
They’re called Naz*s bro.
@@215ILLicit 🤣🤣
I'm from the mountains. .. we always wear green camo! People from the mountains wore camo while the red coats were still wearing bright AF colours. Read a history book people!
“What was your mos?”
“I was special”
Yes you are special
I can't stop giggling at it
I was in the marines
OH SO WAS I
Bro had FUCKED UP with a REAL ONE
@@LesMilitairesSansFrontieres dude, this is not funny. i joined and retired from the marine core and i was born with autism. i was diagnosed with autism and schizophrenia, multiple sclerosis before i retired. now i get the full VA benefits and social security disability benefits.
@@GETBENT1331 LMAO.
@@LesMilitairesSansFrontieres i cant own a gun, though the government is paying me to leave guns alone. i figure my special training will protect me
👏🏾 👏🏾 😂..SEMPER FI
I knew a guy who claimed to be a seal. he used to wear some special tactics hat and claimed the only place you could get it was in the seals. about two years later he slipped up and I caught him looking for a new one at a flea market
😂 every poser I know gets the gear at the flea ❤😂
Happy Veterans Day Nikko thank you for your service and sacrifices that you and your combat buddies made.
My dumb ass forgot he served
He was a sniper, but as he got balder it became harder and harder to maintain concealment with a big shiny head.
0:40 the military definitely would not let him have a haircut like that😂
They use him on the short repels.
@@thomasohanlon1060 😂😂😂
"I've done combat in THREE OOGA BOOGAS!" made me laugh 🤣
I’m way too drunk to comprehend what just hoppened 😅Happy Birthday Marine Corps
Yessir
I like being a veteran. Tomorrow Applebee's will give me a free meal.
Did you get your free meal?
@@herkload Yes, I had a nice free meal at Applebee's. The manager was also giving out $5 discount cards for a future meal and someone paid for a free beer for me. I had a good time and I tipped the waitress generously. Oh yeah, Wendy's gave me a free breakfast combo too.
Imma tell my dad that we need to go to Applebees. Thanks for the reminder 👍
Paid more for the tims than you saved on the discount flight ✈️ 😂
6:18 hair is a pretty legit giveaway lol 😆
Absolutely awesome content as always brother, to all the real true veterans here. Thanks for your service and sacrifices you all have made 🇺🇸🇺🇲
The dudes still in service mocking them are the best, they get extra redonk with it 😂
That Halloween costume one was dope!!! 😂
Always coming in clutch big homie! Keep it up 🫡
As a Brit, we just laugh at these folk. Veterans wear chinos blazers and medals (if we have any, we don’t give em away like candy over here )for Remembrance Day. Regimental/Corp beret if u still have it. Anybody turning up in uniform better be serving or ‘special’ themselves… ❤
8:20 is a misnomer
The Italy flag, accent, gold bracelet, and cigar: confirmed kills for the GENOVESE family NOT the military 😂
"They had to get whacked, they didn't pay the vig"
That last chick had some serious navy drill vibes to me 😂🤣
Nikko Ortiz thank you for your service! Semper Fi!
everytime my recruiter ask me what’s my MOS i say hopefully infantry
I’ve only encountered one. Fool had Gunnery Sergeant Chevrons but had full birds on his collar 😂😂😂
Leaving for basic in 10 days, you’re one reason I enlisted 🎉
How'd it go?? I leave in February
Damn, this algorithm is getting it right! Thanks for the upload, Nikko!!!!
Happy veterans day Nikko! ❣️❣️
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Happy Veterans Day Niko!!!!
The worst I had was an “Air Force,” guy came into my old work looking for a military plate. He claimed to want the DFC or the MoH, and then proceeded to tell me his “citation.” He then recited my grandfather’s citation for his MoH. I had a field day with him.
Who’s your grandfather?
@@ALswampfox Capt Steven L Bennett
Not the blueberries and the timbs 😂😂
That first guy really needs a haircut😂
I want my discount. I served in every Modern Warfare conflict to date 😂
Oh F*ck, found myself screaming at this video as much as Nikko :'D Some parts were so f**king cringe I had to pause it in disbelief. 😂
“I’ve done combat in three ooga booga!” 💀
6:05 we should flame her for callin it a "cac card" 😂😂😂
I’m just saying Nikko is the Coolest Man and 😏 on earth. I live for these videos
150 kills guy has so many people fooled, he's also a mafia hit man.
6:48 bruh i’m so done 🤦🏾♂️😂
Nikko keep up with the great work
Some years back I ran into a guy that was wearing a Combat Wounded Purple Heart Hat. I went to talk to him and asked where he served. He said he had been to Iraq and Afghanistan. I had only served in Iraq so I asked him where he was at in Iraq and he first said Bagram, then he said Kandahar, then he said Iraq City lol! He finally said Baghdad and I walked away laughing
That goodwill chick def army. I know an army bun when I see it🤣
My thing is all you have to do is look up a unit and where they are stationed, lmfao they can't even do basic homework to pretend to be enlisted xD
Happy Veterans Day Nikko!
Dude the third one isn’t just in the army, he’s also apparently in the “ZOMBIE SQUAD”😅😅😅
"I've done combat in three ooga booga wuhhh"
I love your editor ❤️
Happy Veterans Day Nikko thank you for your service,
Hey bro said he was in the 198th Division. The 198th Infantry Brigade is a Basic Training Brigade 😂 he was just trying to get some hype before he left 😂
Guy at the bar gave me a movie plot lol
“To distract his enemies” 💀💀
Homeless guy that my group would encounter on the way to Jr High claimed he served in Vietnam and went into detail about the dark things he did….guy was like 30
I would never consider myself a veteran even though I served in the marines four year but didn’t see any combat I always felt so uncomfortable whenever people thanked me for my service because I didn’t do shit 😂
Did more than them
😂 at least u were really in the marines. U still committed to something.
I saw some guy with an US army hat with a marine gaurd uniform with some navy deployment pants and with Nike shoes
Nikko I love your content keep up the great work ❤
0:10 The guy looked like he shook his head “no”.
Ranger school was to easy, he went for the second time. 💀💀💀💀💀
I was walking through Costco the other day wearing a non-army camouflage hat and regular clothes, and a lady working there said “thank you for your service”. 🤪
1:05 That's my old friend from High school video, and that's his dad huey, cool to see in a nikko video
Great content, fun fact my grandfather served in Vietnam.
Yes more greatness to laugh at🫡
Admiral General Aladdin is the highest ranking man in the world.
Grandpa trynna get da group 1 boarding 🥴
That one woman... her hair gives her away as military.....
I just like the combat pants you all wear. They comfy.
Nikko never fails to spread my cheeks and put a smile on my face
Bro I read the first part and my face went 😏 then I read the rest I was like 😮😅😅
😂 bro
Domestic parachute wings 😂
The guy in the zombie shirt in the beginning who was a “sniper” was also on a Colorado ped patrol video
I missed the upload Such a great content creator 😕
“AR670-1” if I had a dollar everytime my Drill Sergeant said that, or “Army Regulation trainee” I’d have a billion dollars
2:35 hey man he was in the 198th Infantry Division in the Wehrmacht. Be careful around him
The sniper dude was a chomo that got caught by colorado ped patrol
I Just enlisted yesterday, but I dont ship out till next year in august im so hyped!
Ahaha! You're a f'ing Jedi
Saw a guy at the mall in and army uniform. Patches and ribbons didn't match up so I chatted him up and he said that he drove a humvee to the mall and I asked him if he had the keys in his pocket and he said "heck yeah I do!"
That’s how you know American is a gang. You can dead false jacc your a veteran. 😂😂😂
Nikko my friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"HE DOES heroin" 💀🤣🤣
I was at a event during Veterans Day and saw this “active duty” guy with a goofy ahhh camo shirt, unbuttoned, undershirt out, and wearing JEANS. His boots weren’t even tan they were dark brown. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Come find me bruh!
I'm lost and hungry!
Bring me a monster or something.
HAPPY VETERANS DAY NIKKO
I fucking lose it, when these dorks say "BehInD EnEmY LiNeS!"
Happy veterans day, thank you for your service
Love your videos, your videos make me laugh
The McDonald's ribbon 😂
My dad was Corpsman attached to the 3rd force recon in Iraq. This guy saw my dad's tattoo on his leg for his friend that was killed in Afghanistan. He asked my dad if he served he said yes and the guy said he served in Vietnam 1978 as a navy seal my dad and I looked at each other were crying laughing
If he served in Vietnam in ‘78, he must be a very brave man because he was all alone 😂
he’s the next Steven Seagull 8:23
I can’t even be mad. $7 is a lot.
For us Canadians remembrance day is tomorrow
Remind your leader.
The reason that last woman talks like that is because she’s always taking on crazies and they can’t say anything about her tone.
You just gotta run up to them and say "Show me your Cac!"
robot+gun=Terminator
so does Peppa pig+gun = Baconator?????
questions science STILL can't answer
Hellllll yea Nikko you the best out there
Great content dude as always. I’m not so much against folks wearing ACUs or just the top or bottom but definitely don’t be repin patches, metals, or other insignia as that is repulsive. Thank you veterans and currently enlisted this day and everyday for what you do 🫡🇺🇸🍻
2:18 Not gonna lie, ya got me.
"im not an mos yet" 💀
Pov just put on a vetrans day shirt 😂😂
Let’s gooo niko posted
Thank you for your service.
Im totally caught. Totally checked out your cake. Love to eat it up!
The crazy thing is that second dude is literally my current unit. It made me choke on my water just seeing that patch on him. On the wrong shoulder. 😂😂 granted being my unit it could be true too
Happy veterans day to the po-ta-toe
Never fail to make me laugh, love ya Nikko ❤️🤍💙
Hey Nikko, love your content just joined the National Guard, I leave for basic training on Monday but curious if you have any tips for basic or AIT? Keep doing you!
I think he has a vid on it and if not there's some other ppl that have put out really good vids on what to bring and helpful tips
Your recruiter probably didn’t tell you this, but the drill sergeants at Benning are all ticklish. If you can get one to giggle, they’ll let you graduate early.
I also met a guy told me his MOS was sniper dude was 350lbs maximum 😂