Wasn't on deployment, but we bet a guy in my platoon that he wouldn't salute the post Commander with his left hand. He did, and he made $500. It was so not worth it. lol. Dude might still be pulling weeds with a screwdriver.
“Sir the private is from East Tennessee sir, I know there’s no such thing as blinker fluid sir! But, the private will continue to look for it until given a different task SIR!”
Your first mistake is letting them know you know. I wish they would have tasked me with that shit.... You wouldn't see me for days. I would just report back I'm tracking down leads and I need additional assistance to haul it back since we aren't allowed to drive.
Found out my first wife was cheating on me a month after I deployed when a woman told me her husband just moved into my house... I've now been married to the woman who told on my first wife for a decade.
LOL yes. I remember marines were still on M60A3 and we were on M1 at Ft Knox OSUT. They made us do everything the marines did..except pushups. I hated that!
😂 my husband was spoiled. He’d bring home a kit list, and I’d pack for him while he was at work😂😂😂 his dress uniform was done, and parade boots shone like a mirror… that’s what happens when ya meet your spouse at work.
We were told to find batteries for the chemlights. I almost fell for it but I did go around with the other newbs to see what would happen. Was pretty funny tbh. 😂 Edited to add: I also got choked up when I left my active duty base. I got a really nice going away gift and everyone lined up to wish me well. The same happened when I got out after my term when I was in the Reserves. I don't miss everything about the Army but I do miss the comraderie and the people I met. Some who I still speak to 26 years later.
4:58 Happend to me back in 2017. I was on base and didn't go home for the holidays and I saw my ex-girlfriend wearing glasses and asked if it was a Snapchat filter but she told me that she was wearing someone else's glasses and was breaking up with me because she couldn't handle me being away in the Air Force and years later I was told from someone that she regretted it
5:29 100% had a bad leg break from a jump. The bone scan revealed u diagnosed stress fractures that the VA used to say the break was from them and unrelated to my service because they weren't diagnosed as occurring during service.
We bought my SFC a patch to replace his airborne and it just said That guy. He was the type that had to point with his full hand because the e4 mafia drove him crazy about pointing at himself
Sometimes youd be surprised by the jelwers over seas ... look at the gentleman that went to germany and Switzerland in ww2 and bought rolex watches and now they are worth millions if kept nice
What is the CRAZIEST down bad bet you’ve made while on deployment??
Look at the coment below this pfp
You need some new episodes on the podcast😄
Wasn't on deployment, but we bet a guy in my platoon that he wouldn't salute the post Commander with his left hand. He did, and he made $500. It was so not worth it. lol. Dude might still be pulling weeds with a screwdriver.
I lick men
Wtf is that profile pic
“Sir the private is from East Tennessee sir, I know there’s no such thing as blinker fluid sir! But, the private will continue to look for it until given a different task SIR!”
Make sure his buddy looks for the elbow grease while their out there
Your first mistake is letting them know you know. I wish they would have tasked me with that shit.... You wouldn't see me for days. I would just report back I'm tracking down leads and I need additional assistance to haul it back since we aren't allowed to drive.
im from Knoxville, this is unbelievably accurate
@@wrayday7149 that's what my buddy and I did lmaooo, I'm fine looking with them thinking I'm stupid if it means I don't have to do anything 😂😂
The perfectly timed "eehhhhh" when the dude parachuting landed ass first 😂😂😂
Found out my first wife was cheating on me a month after I deployed when a woman told me her husband just moved into my house... I've now been married to the woman who told on my first wife for a decade.
Karma at its finest! I hope you and the missus are doing well 😊
Ive seen this video on ph before
What's PH?@@thesilliestclown
The poor Marines always getting the hand me downs! Me Lord we just got our catapult from the 15th century me Lord.
LOL yes. I remember marines were still on M60A3 and we were on M1 at Ft Knox OSUT. They made us do everything the marines did..except pushups. I hated that!
@@ChristMilitia75 Well I always made sure all the Marines I grew up with got brand new & high quality crayons & for my faves the fancy chalk 😋
"why did you join the army?"
To shower with dudes
I think every vet that got out cried on their last day
technically eye drops are considered blinker fluid.
Please show ur self out. I'm only asking once 😂😂😂😂😂😂
BOOOOOOO!
How dare you make me laugh at that.
fax
Goddamnit 😂
...Imma steal this, don't mind me... XD
0:16 "Don't mind me, I'm just taking a rest from carrying this bridge."
Blinker fluid is just eye drops. This private did get smoked for that 1😂
😂 my husband was spoiled. He’d bring home a kit list, and I’d pack for him while he was at work😂😂😂 his dress uniform was done, and parade boots shone like a mirror… that’s what happens when ya meet your spouse at work.
Crying leaving the base... same😢
Loving to hear the support for our first responders! Heros here at home.
We were told to find batteries for the chemlights. I almost fell for it but I did go around with the other newbs to see what would happen. Was pretty funny tbh. 😂
Edited to add: I also got choked up when I left my active duty base. I got a really nice going away gift and everyone lined up to wish me well. The same happened when I got out after my term when I was in the Reserves. I don't miss everything about the Army but I do miss the comraderie and the people I met. Some who I still speak to 26 years later.
10:22 and stare at dicks
EXACTLY
this shit got me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:30 100$ or I get sick and don't have to work... Uhhh Fkn win win dawg, you see why he didn't hesitate a milisecond.
fr
6:53 "I'm f@ckin workin!"
*Working on getting your clock cleaned, my guy.*
Won whole ass iPad when we bet who could stay up the longest in our shop.
4:58 Happend to me back in 2017. I was on base and didn't go home for the holidays and I saw my ex-girlfriend wearing glasses and asked if it was a Snapchat filter but she told me that she was wearing someone else's glasses and was breaking up with me because she couldn't handle me being away in the Air Force and years later I was told from someone that she regretted it
They usually do. 🤷🏻♂️
3:52 That looks like either a cane toad, a western toad, or a woodhouse's toad, and yes dont pick anything up you cant identify.
7:11 👏👏👏👏👏 louder for those in the way back Nikko!!
🗣️
Silly, he can't breach our castle. I'm a 12b. That's my damn job.
Funny thing is that blinker fluid was actually real. So saying I'd doesn't exist is funny af.
The safety belt proposal is a instant cry for help she’s making me do this and I’m asking for help haha
8:13 that ring came from HARRIS JEWELERS lol
@@BumpyBaluga hmm you sure? I thought he said his name was Jared 🤔😏
NO WAY, the guy in cammies getting married was in my platoon
That was my graduation where that dude proposed 😂
You kinda sounded like angry cops😂 4:52
Bro the blinker fluid. We used to tell new privates to go get an exhaust sample with a zip lock bag 😂😂
VET TV is amazing, that Drill series is golden!
ay what's up. Glad you like it so far!
4:54 - "There's a disturbance in her schwarz!"
JUST BACK FROM CHURCH BUT I PUT DOWN THE CRAYONS FOR THIS ISH
4:47 man said that😂.. and i have been laughing for 10 minutes straight
Why is it so heavy! 😂😂😂 that’s so true!
Yes this was good and never look back got me
3:50 the frog like where my ar15
Got married at the DMV in Colorado springs when ex wife was stationed out there😂 not a core memory. But I financial learning experience 🤣
5:29 100% had a bad leg break from a jump. The bone scan revealed u diagnosed stress fractures that the VA used to say the break was from them and unrelated to my service because they weren't diagnosed as occurring during service.
6:16 what are you digging for?!?!?!?
Nikko, I've been watching you for a while, and I love the military fails ❤️
Also, thanks for your service 🫡
Thanks a bunch.
I am watching this tonight when I get drunk
Tbh he should play horror games that stuff would be so funny
Wassup Niko love you videos dude
That’s also how you found another car guy there’s no such thing as a printer fluid
@@randomfortnite43 naw it's Toner 😏😋
Nikko always got us
Ohhhh shiet Terrell made it to niko’s channe we up nz we made it 8:50 😂😂
Q) Did you get that truck stuck? A) No...I was moving the fucking bridge sir....
I love vet tv 😅
I cried when I got out sitting in my car before I even left the BN parking lot lol
todays vets day thank ya for ur service aswell as narrator much love
😂 Nice Video dude 🫡
6:17 his dogs really into it
Truth
Pole dancing with the branches
@@Yuukichan1888 Huh? I always thought it was better to do with the trunks 🤔😏😋
i love the military content, this is what made me want to enlist
3:35 because being iced out in a fire fight is what matters. Just go buy a muscle car or sportbike
2:12 R. Lee Ermey reborn in Sgt. Cox, lol
He never disappoints
I stg Nico looks like a government drone in them thumbnails
Finally, a new one from you!
love the videos
the hells up with all the jewels and chains
Dude, I caught an Article 15 for keeping a giant bullfrog from the desert in the shower in the barracks.
Last day going on Terminal leave was a surreal moment.
Yay. Another video woot! Love it, as always, made me laugh ❤💚💚❤
Hilarious seeing my clip (literally the first clip in the video) on here 🤣
That "last day" one hits. Im getting ready to wrap up 8 years. And i feel like i didnt enjoy it with the boys like i should have
9:55 the DI's listening in horror
I saw that unit patch 3 mins in at the jewelry store and thought they were in my unit 😂🤣 was finna say that’s wild
Worst bet in the military : " I bet you won't eat that Balut for 100 Philippine Pesos ($20)". I was churlin' for a week.
I love your videos they always make my day! 😂
6:22 That dog really be licking there
DEPLOYMENT IS NOT GOOD TIME!!!!!!!LMAO
I love your videos, man😊
We bought my SFC a patch to replace his airborne and it just said
That guy.
He was the type that had to point with his full hand because the e4 mafia drove him crazy about pointing at himself
keep up the good work nikko 🔥
I ate a live frog when I reclassed to Calvary Scout. I have no regrets. It was nasty af tho ngl.
you got the best vids man keep it up
Call me brother or I'll have Whitten do it 😅
WHO LOVE NIKKO🎉🎊
Minute club❤ Nikko love you videos man
7:30 if you look closely, the locks aren't even on the doors. Probably for that exact reason
Vet tv is real good humor just don’t get offended. Life is the real comedy said a poet 😂😂😂
not wrong sir
I love it
1:05 belgian artillery be like 😅
Nikki Ortiz 2030: “Funniest Military Moments part 1065”
Sometimes youd be surprised by the jelwers over seas ... look at the gentleman that went to germany and Switzerland in ww2 and bought rolex watches and now they are worth millions if kept nice
Fort Bragg we didn’t wear helmets only berets unless we went down the road that hard the ranges on it
It’s about time I see a CS TikTok on this series
I cried my last day in the army too.
In my opinion the dog in the background makes the video way better
JP weddings are the best wedding. No bull shit
For the past 2 days a cc 130 Hercules flew over my house way to early in the morning
BACKHITS LOL
The vetTV got me dead
7:55 fax niko
Tell them to look for the Flux capacitor along with blinker fluid.
No. 'CHEM LIGHT BATTERIES!'
Don’t forget the elbow grease
diddy party
@@Crazy8Skate198 🤣