My diamond, My brilliant, opulent, radiant, briopulent, opilliant, radilliant, radiopulant, GLIMMERING- -My diamond will suffice, or we'll never get through this. Of course, My Diamond. My brilliant, opulent diamond. *ahem*. My Diamond. My brilliant- -GET TO THE POINT YELLOW DIE-MOND So unprecedented, that one can't help but wonder, why. My diamond. My brilliant, opulent radiant gl- AHHH!
"BUT NONE OF THEM SAW SAUCE QUARTZ APPROACH" -Blue Die-mond. Im literally dying over here Sauce Television and then all of the sudden "Wouldent her Sapphires of seen Rose Quartz COMING" -Blue Die-mond Then im just over here bursting out laughing, Sauce Television you did good on this video please make more in the future as funny as this one
"As soon as that door opens, you're going to *die"* "I want to know what she thinks we're going to do with her." (Intense violin music) *BECAUSE I WANT TO SO SOMETHING WORSE"* (high pitched voice) "DO NOT ADDRESS ME WAR CRIMINAL"
RIP Yellow Die-mond and Blue Die-mond But wait... What about Pink Die-mond and White Die-mond??? Are they somewhere out there in space waiting for the perfect day to fuse and conquer the whole galaxy? We'll never find out I guess...
Yellow: *gets up with shattering intentions* Nothing you say will save you now... Blue Zircon: UHH DISREGARD THAT LAST STATEMENT! Yellow: alright you are forgiven *sits back in chair*
![[YTP] Peridot tries to sin](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ivXfF0NLWv8/mqdefault.jpg)
Which joke was the best? Let me know so I know what to make more of.
The zircon jokes
Sauce Television I was probably like probably
the part where the yellow Zircon kept going on and on about "my brilliant opulent diamond" and Yellow Diamond finally got so pissed off because of it.
Yellow Diamond getting triggered by the yellow Zircon XD
kink diamond
"Ha! Sounds like a solid confession to meme!" -Yellow Diamond 2017
_"h a"_
_Well, shit_
Spectra Dusker
That why the people on this world belive in!!!
Dimond
The peradactel!!!
And Defective pearl
And steven!!!
Spectra Dusker _ha_......_how did you do it_
Spectra Dusker "Huah."
"Did you do this or nut"
-Zircon 1901
Benjo Canarias
Correction, Blue Zircon.
Dyna-Might correction, Blue die-mond
It was meme alright
Error 404 likes
1901?
"the court remembers, and the court... Does not remember. " I died.
xD
Literally read this as she said it 😂😂😂😂
Yellow Diamond's face in 1:22 made burst out laughing in the entire neighborhood
agate
+dario ivanovski its a meme now its called yellow diamond trigger face just search it up you can see the whole episode
Zircon: STOP
Bd: How Did You Shatter Her?
Zircon: STOP! STOP STO-STOP!
Let's all just be amazed at the deductive reasoning by blue zircon for figuring out something only one person in the entire universe knew.
My diamond,
My brilliant, opulent, radiant, briopulent, opilliant, radilliant, radiopulant, GLIMMERING-
Teph *I'VE HEARD ENOUGH*
My diamond will suffice or we'll never get through this
Rip Yellow-Die mond
Teph jajajaja hi, i live in colombia, not english sorry
My diamond will suffice, or we'll never get throo this!
5 years of loyal service to the fandom and this is what I get?
Thanks for the heart
Pearllllll?!
The unluckiest SU fan in the galaxy
1:38 the court remembers and the court does not remember XD
I need help!!!!
Xdd
Ur profile makes it even better XD
CERMIT
XD lol
agate
My diamond, my brilliant, opulant, radiant, GLIMMERING-
Robinat reoblentent
agate
Diamond
My diamond will sulphide.
My Diamond will suffice, or we'll never get through this.
2:05
Steven: Just let him go!
**points at Blue Zircon**
0:01 that's why the people of this world believe in
blue diamond
the peridactile
and defective pearl
AND STEVEN
...
IS THIS THE PUNISHMENT ?
XD
No I just wanted to
trap you
0:45
Fandom Orbiter995 kkk
Shamim akhtar i think he ment "IS THIS THE (PUN)ISHMENT" LOL
ONE MORE LIKE FOR 666
My diamond, My brilliant, opulent, radiant, briopulent, opilliant, radilliant, radiopulant, GLIMMERING-
-My diamond will suffice, or we'll never get through this.
Of course, My Diamond. My brilliant, opulent diamond.
*ahem*. My Diamond. My brilliant-
-GET TO THE POINT YELLOW DIE-MOND
So unprecedented, that one can't help but wonder, why. My diamond. My brilliant, opulent radiant gl- AHHH!
Pufflechops R.I.P YEELOW DIEMEND
2:28 DID YOU DO THIS OR NUT?!?!?
You mean 2:33
That's what I said
Answer: Nut
0:46 Cause I want to do something worse * puts in box* ..... Is this the punishment
solitary confinement
@Majora's Mask Steven has been found guilty. Time for the punishment!
🤪
"BUT NONE OF THEM SAW SAUCE QUARTZ APPROACH" -Blue Die-mond. Im literally dying over here Sauce Television and then all of the sudden "Wouldent her Sapphires of seen Rose Quartz COMING" -Blue Die-mond Then im just over here bursting out laughing, Sauce Television you did good on this video please make more in the future as funny as this one
blue:"I want to know what she thinks were going to do her because i want to do something worse"
steven:*in a empty Room* "is this the punishment?" lol
Yes, solitary confinement.
agate
IM SO GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT OF THE YELLOW DIAMOND FACE WHEN BLUE DIAMOND GASPED
So did I. Best part of the whole YTP!XDXD
the majestic tinfoil You are not the only one XD
Literally the best part tho XD
toastyjules ditto
I did I c8at type
Blue Diamond! The Peridactyl! And Defective Pearl!
Yellow diamond: “sounds like a solid confession to meme!”
Blue diamond: “ha”
"rose wurtz did it"
...
YOU'RE ON A ROCK... FLOATING IN SP-
it's sad, i'm sad, i said... i miss u
...
♪HOW DID THIS HAPPEN♪
Teph ace. some of it's water
NOT ANYMORE THERE IS A BLANKET
NOW YOU CAN EAT SUNLIGHT
Tephlin the sun is a lazy fucker
Its confirmed
Rose quartz is a *sauce*
But none of them saw sauce quartz...
GODDAMMIT YOUR PROFILE PICTURE
GREEN SALT LAWYER IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRM
Nerdy Tem YOU MEAN SALTY GREEN ILLUMINATI YELLOW DIE MOND
Nerdy Tem yellow
Ashfur the blonde edgelord yellow
Ashfur the blonde edgelord its confirmed
its the lighting, Its yellow
Ok, this is embarrassing and pretty funny as I do say so myself.
Blue Zircon: S T O P
Blue Zircon Hello Blue Zircon when did you reform
Blue Zircon it's uuuuuui
*S T O P*
Blue Zircon ‘big Zircon fan (me) sneaks up behind you’ OuO
DO NOT ADRESS ME W A R C R I M I N A L!
agate
I've only started watching your channel but it's hilarious
Same
3:12
You missed the perfect opportunity to add Holo-Pearl's "THRUST".
Oreo Surprise true
HOW DID YOU SHASHAR KINK DIAMOND
Swap Au Tom the peridatooooo do that i didnt sharshar kink Diemond
Swap Au Tom
Get to the point yellow diemond
used my giant robot
Pearl did it
I slapped her to death
0:26 my mum when i dont do my homework
yep...too true...
0:19 When i forgot to do my homework and i know whats going to happen!
Cheetos lover!!! can I have a Cheetos??
Cheetos lover!!! can I have a Cheetos?? LOL
fuck your homework
Blue Diamond's laugh at 2:10 is just the best, and I don't know why.
2:11
PART 2 IS COMING SOON
whennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Sauce Television yay!!!!!! 😃
Jeffy Cena Probably on thursday
Sauce Television its thursday
that means to 10000 months
Ha Sounds like a solid confession to meme
HA
Is it just me or is that pose of Yellow Diamond standing when she was about the poof Blue Zircon so intimidatingly beautiful
2:03 my favorite part
Yes
There is a fine line between mlg and ytp. This video combines them.
omg yes
"disregard that last statement" lol ilaughed when she sits back
*the CN logo is upside down*
Yup
statement disregarded
*You mean reversed*?
Me too xD
*"Kink Diamond.?"* -Wheezes-
Did I accidental cross out *wheezes*?*WHEEZES*!
Cybrina Cottons
S
T
A
P
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🐤🐤🐤🐤🐥🐥🐥🐣🐣🐣 🐥🐥🐥🐥🐤🐤
I just laugh so hard when you zoom into yellow diamond concerned faces XDDDD
"The court remember and... the court does not remember" 😂😂
Blue DIEmond: but none of them saw Sauce quartz approach?
Sauce quartz is my new favourite character
I laughed at this SU YTP so much I nearly peed myself😐btw this video is the first ive seen from you absolutely awesome YTP
quality ytp
i enjoy d it
I'm still baffled that there are people who willingly make subtitles for these and contribute them
2:02 XD
LumeOnutty
Illiumi *NUT* ti
Same! xD
Luumenas die-mond more like (ill) luumenati die-mond!!!
how come everytime YD makes one of those doubt faces the camera zooms it in
Spar Lamarca
Cuz its funny 🙃
4:01 I was dying💀💀
STOP!
No. I want to STOP! hear what she STOP! has to sa-STOP!
STOP! STOP! XDDD
Omg thanks for over 50 likes :D
Eyeball *sTOP*
Wow 81 likes, thank you guys XD
Thanks for the 49 likes😂
"Someone like you!!"
*yellow diamond gets angry and stands up*
"Uh, disregard that last statement"
*yellow diamond sits back down*
That was the best ytp I've ever saw
Thanks for the laughs
"As soon as that door opens, you're going to *die"*
"I want to know what she thinks we're going to do with her." (Intense violin music) *BECAUSE I WANT TO SO SOMETHING WORSE"*
(high pitched voice) "DO NOT ADDRESS ME WAR CRIMINAL"
“It’s that rose quartz?”
“No this is Patrick “
STOP!
STO-STOP!
*STOP*
*S T A H P !*
_stop!_
*S T A P ! !*
*w HEEZES*
Is that creature okay...?
Yellow Diamond: "The Court remembers, and the Court does not remember !" XD
Gosh, the subtitles are killing me X'D
Hands down the best YTP I've seen, congrats! This was hilarious
DID YOU DO THIS OR NUT 👌👌😂
"The Court remembers and the court does not remember" I'm legit crying rn xD
1:24 triggered
4:01 more triggered
this video is only 6 years old, why does it feel like a time capsule
I want to (stop) know wh(stop)at she want (stop) to say
I was dying
Lali Vang I WAS DYEING TO!!!!!!!
STO-OP
_stop!_
*sto-stop!*
*_stop!_*
Lali Vang
S
T
A
H
P
That was priceless. I laughed so hard . Great job
Guys!! Blue Zircon is voiced by Barb!!
croissant 910
...I don't get it, who?
croissant 910 No its not, She was voiced by Amy Sedaris
o she is
This made me laugh so much(on the inside). The fact that it's early in the morning, I tried my best to not laugh so I don't wake up my parents.
hah sounds like a solid confession to meme
I LOVE WHEN ONLY eye SAY PERIDACTOL
1:31 I thought it was going to be white diamond but nope it was eyeball
thank you for reading ma mined XD
lol I love that Illuminati moment XD Yellow Zircon's face tho XD
This was legendary back in the day.
The first two seconds of this video is all the entertainment I need
PLEASE PUT IT ON A MINUTE LOOP
my dimond killed me😂
METTATON EX ! Same XD My brilliant DIEMOND
Deffective pearl!!! -jasper
Alfhayed Najal or was it peridot
"The court remembers and the court does not remember"
2:50 XD when blue said isn't it? And it zoomed in on this face I started to laugh and cried
I come back to this and it’s STILL SUPER FUNNY!! 😭😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Do NOT! adress me, *WAR CRIMINAL!*
Sauce Quartz VS Kink Diamond
Whos more MLG
Sounds like a solid confession to meme
I haven't laughed at ytp's for years, but this time...
THANK YOU DUDE
i eventually come back here when i'm out of brain cells, and it never gets old
2:32 DIT YOU DO THIS OR NUT?! Lol
Zircons cracked me up. Everything did!! I loved it
*[Thank you.]*
Turns out I paused this video at 1:17 and YD's face is just PRICELESS!!!
Blue Zircon: woah... Don't say that! Especially not when you're out there!
Steven: Out where?
Blue Zircon: *OUT THERE* !
Me: 😂😂😂
This was hilarious!!! XD
Uhh disregard that last statement!
*sits back down*
RIP Yellow Die-mond and Blue Die-mond
But wait...
What about Pink Die-mond and White Die-mond???
Are they somewhere out there in space waiting for the perfect day to fuse and conquer the whole galaxy?
We'll never find out I guess...
3:49 she should have shot lasers out of her fingers
Wow it’s so good to come back to this
Omg I love the person who made the subtitles XD
2:26 The most beautiful thing I've seen for whole day
1:45 S T O P
ST🔸P
As soon as that door opens you are going to DIE
- door opens -
- YELLOW DIAMOND ZAPS STEVEN AND HE BLOWS UP -
*E Y E* B A L L
my diamond .my obviont glimary radiant .....😂😂😂
Obviont? Do you mean opulent?
Several years ago I saw this and was convinced it had to be a dream. It wasn’t
i want a earrape version of: *W-WHAT?! STOP!!*
I had a dream that blue diamond killed pink diamond. weird af
Mercy Corvus I have dream twice with the diamonds 💎 because once I saw one of the episodes and the second beclouded i saw a meme of white die mond
Maybe she did because White Diamond use a mind trick on her and Yellow know this and is trying to protect her from the truth.
I Laph Hard On This 0:44
Yellow: *gets up with shattering intentions* Nothing you say will save you now...
Blue Zircon: UHH DISREGARD THAT LAST STATEMENT!
Yellow: alright you are forgiven *sits back in chair*
“The court remembers and the court does not remember.” LMAO this killed me!!! 🤣🤣