Wow, didn't expect this would get that much attention. Thank y'all for 100K views and 500+ subscribers! Idk if we'll be making more edits due to the both of us being busy irl with college and whatnot. We've also moved on from Steven Universe, so if we ever do make another YTP, it most likely won't be SU-related. Because of this, the channel will no longer be exclusive to SU YTPs. For those who still look forward to our possible future uploads, just know that if we ever do get around to making edits again, we'll be sure to let you guys know as soon as we can. ;) We might not upload for a long time, but saying this is the last video of Distorto is incorrect.
Yellow zircron:rose quartz commited a crime i rest my case blue zircron:oh she's good (this literally made me laugh ya'll cant go to court and say she commited a crime i rest my case)
Aͫ͛̆̈͒̅͛́ͣ̄͊ͯͤ̍ͬ͒ͧ͋҉̵̀͡͏͕̹̙͓̝̳͖̙͓̭̗Ą̴̨̡̠̞̪̦͍͍̅͗ͥ͋̊̈̊͛̐̉́̐ͥ͐͑̔ͭ̚͢A͉̼͎̝̦̔̓͌̓̾̓̕͟͜A̴͔̟͙̭̤͖̙̠͓̝̝͚͍͛͊͆̒ͨͫͭ́͋̄̈́̔̈ͭ̓͛͞ͅẠ̢̗̠̣̩̦͔͑̂̀̾͌͂ͪ̽͛́͆ͧ͊ͩ̀̾̇͐ͅA̵̬̠̱̱̬̘̹͕̐̐͆̾͗͛ͬ͛̀̀͟͡Ä̵̴̷̖̬͉͔̠́̽̔̋̌ͦ̋̓͐̏̈́̐̂ͦ͗̆͋͘͢Ǎ̧̡̬͉̖ͪͤͥ͗̏̈ͧ̊ͪͫ̎́͜͡A̸̛̲̤̻̪̦̓ͬͦ̅͌͐̃̅̍̏̋͛̾ͫͬ̂̂̆̚͡͞A̸̵̜̰̝̜͍͈̲͍͍̣͈͚̓̒͐͂́͊̿̒͋̌ͩ́́͘À̷̧̼̱̗̜͉͈̟͖̹̪̲̬̹͚̤̤̌ͯ͋̒͒̏͞A̷͔̖̝͚͉̥̰̭̟̭̣̖̘͈͉̘̬̟̗ͪ́̾ͧ́͢͝A̛̮͙̣̟̘͙̹͈̪̺͚̮̫̹̟̪̅̋͂̍ͧͤͬ̽͆̀̏̾̏ͤͯ̓́̚͘A̢͔̥͍̬̼͔͐̑͋͐ͫ͋̍̔͆Ä̡̛͖̲̗̗̗̥̺̰̤̂̽ͨ̓̓̓ͭͪ̔̊̽̋̿ͭͭ̿͐́̚͘͟A̧̛̱̻̣̠͔̻̟̾́̈́͆ͩͬ̓̽͐̾̄̽̄̋̀ͮ͌Ȁ̸̧̭̝͙͖̘̬̃͗̋ͣ̿͊̊ͮͣ̈́ͭ̎̌̏ͣ̎̚ͅA̗̭̝̳̺̬͈͎ͣ̋̅͑ͮ͛͗ͯͮͦ͜͝Ạ̳͖̯͇̥͇̖͓ͧͯͮ͑̒ͩ̄͆̀̍͋͜͡͡͡A̴̡͇̰̫̺̲̝͖̻̮̼͔͖͈̻̲ͪ̿͛͊̕Ą̷̣̦̱̻̟̱͕̘̮̯̩ͤͤ̊̎̐̈̄̚͢͡A̴̅͊͂͏͈͖͇̝͞Ą̙͈͖̼̙͇̰̥̟̬͕͖̪̲̹̟͒̊̓̎̒̿̏̄́ͅAͯ̑̉̓͗͋̐́̋͛̚͟͏͏̥͔̰̻́͢A̴̸̴̛̞͙̱̦͔̝̮͙̘̤͔̘̰͎͙ͩ͛̐̉̑͊ͥͨ͌͐ͤÂ̶̙͕̝̠͔̹̞̰̖̙̹̞̝ͭͦ̿͑̌̒̂̈̉͛̈Ä̧͔͙͇̭́̂ͥͥ̀̇ͪͥ͌ͨ̐̀ͨ̾͑ͩͭ͋̚͜͠A̶̷̢͔̖̦̰̣͔̖̩͚̟̦͓͓̘̬̥͐̔̌͂͑͌̾ͯ̈́ͤ̒̓ͦ̈̇̎ͦ̋̚͘Å̡̮̱̻̼͙͓͉͚̼̼̳̃͌ͮ̍̋̀ͫ̀͘͟͝Ą̬̝̟͉̤͕̙̣̣̙̻̥̟̞ͪͬ̇̈́̎͋́͝ͅͅͅA̢̝͚̬͍̭͕̯͇͔̱̳̹̱̖͛ͣͮ̔ͩ̾Aͥͨ͋ͫ̏̓̾͑̃̂͝͏̛̪̫͚̱̪̩͞A̢̱͚̲̲̻̟͔͙͕̹̞͔̘̼̱̲̗̳̅ͦͥͫͤ̈̐̂̿͋ͧ̌ͩ̈̚A̸̡̹̬̤̘̖̣̣͛̓̌͑͊̑͆̃ͧͩͦͦ̂̃ͪͥ͊͌̀͡ͅĄ͍̬̲̝͓̩̪̩̖͖͎̗̲̦̹̗̼ͥ͐͊̐ͮ̌̾̐͌̾ͭͪ̅ͯ̑̚̕A̢̛̬͔̝͕ͤ̃̆ͮ͢Ả̷̧̛̩̻̻̻͓̺̦̤̩̗̿ͣ̏̀̓̓̔̽͐ͯ̚̕Ȧ̵̬̮̳̻̥͕̮͚̱ͣ̑ͪͭ́A̴̧̛̱̜̖͎͖̪̠̔̐̏̽ͣ͐ͣ͐͌̾̀͝Ḁ̧͍̣̘̜͑͆̓̔̓̏̌ͤͧ͢͡A̴̴̤̜̻͈͎̱̎̃̐̊́͘͝A̲̘̣̬̭̙̪̗̥͚̱͉ͮ̑̐̊͊ͯ͒̑̃̍ͪ͜͢ͅ and the lustrous blue diamond.
Blue diamond: How did you do it? Steven: huh? Blue diamond: How did you f##### pink (DIE)MOND Steven: well I did it on earth*shows pictures from Pluto* Blue diamond: I T W A S A S A U C E
Even though this video is funny, I have to do something. 5: Two Blue Diamonds 1:12 4: "Lol!" 0:22 3: "Defending a tree?" 0:34 2: "There is a reeses. It's because it doesn't make cents!" 1:56 Honorable mention: "Rose Quartz commited a crime. I rest my case." 0:00 Another honorable mention: "Rose Quartz is Rose Quartz." 2:00 1: "It was a sos!?" 1:33
Not exactly our best ytp, but hopefully we'll come up with more ideas next time. xd Also, for those who don't want to be earraped, check the description for the loud parts.
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Wow, didn't expect this would get that much attention. Thank y'all for 100K views and 500+ subscribers!
Idk if we'll be making more edits due to the both of us being busy irl with college and whatnot. We've also moved on from Steven Universe, so if we ever do make another YTP, it most likely won't be SU-related. Because of this, the channel will no longer be exclusive to SU YTPs.
For those who still look forward to our possible future uploads, just know that if we ever do get around to making edits again, we'll be sure to let you guys know as soon as we can. ;)
We might not upload for a long time, but saying this is the last video of Distorto is incorrect.
Please do more of this!!! Me and my friend were dying of laughter!
this is iconic? can you make a sequel?
Everyone wants poop
@@fleurdriviere hi you CLOD
"Rose Quartz commited a crime, I rest my case."
Wolfy The Warrior Yes, I am good at my job.
"Whatever homeworld has in store for me.."
"IM REDY"
"I said I'm RED"
@@L3AFB0X LOOOL
2:01
_”Rose Quartz_ is _Rose Quartz”_
*“WOOOOOWWWOOŒØÖÕ-“*
1:57
‘That’s because it doesn’t make CENTS’
-Zircon 2021
2:25 and 2:28, did you just predict Steven Universe Future!!??
FR 💀
Defending a tree? Isn't that
Treeson
Whatever Homeworld has in store for me, *I’M READY*
I said i'm RED ❗⭕
1:14 I died at this point 😂
Am i the only one who thought eyeball look cute 1:15 🤣🤣🤣
0:51 just incase you guys were wondering. That says "have you ever thought about looking down you dumb blue popsicle"
OMG THIS IS THE VIDEO I DISCOVERED STEVEN UNIVERSE IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT THANK YOUU
"ah she's good-"
MAN WHERE ARE YOU?? This poop was awesome back in the day (and still is!), thank you for making it!
This has no business being so funny
Blue Diamond: “It was a sos!”
That’s going to kill everyone, not just Pink.
ALLRISEFORTHELUMINOUSYELLOWDIAMOND!
I like that part.
"How did you do it?"
"Huh?"
"How did you ****** pink diamond?"
Greg did
I FORGOT I MADE THIS COMMENT WHGAT
if i had a penny for every time i found a cringey old comment of mine on a video i'd deadass be rich
YELLOW PEARL: ãll rîsé fōr thë lúmïñøüs yëlløw dîåmóñd
BLUE PEARL:
1:36 nope. That shattered pink diamond.
1:48 DONT TUMBLE MY TUMBLE MY TUMBLE MY! (IT WAS ME ALRIGHT!)
2:24 aged like wine
1:34 wait sus was a thing before amogus
Yellow zircron:rose quartz commited a crime i rest my case
blue zircron:oh she's good
(this literally made me laugh ya'll cant go to court and say she commited a crime i rest my case)
Same
I love how the diamonds are obnoxious computers
"have you ever thought about looking down you dumb blue popsicle" 😭
So nobody is gonna talk about lars just chillin in this chaos
1:34 It was a sos
Yellow pearl: I P R E S E N T Y E L L O W D I A M O N D
Blue pearl: and the lustrous blue diamond.
What is this cursed thing we call beauty.
Clearly this is more beautiful than any person shall ever be.
"Defending a tree"
Isnt that TREEson?
blue zircon: *DONT TUMBLE MY ROCKS*
0:39. *warp.exe is not responding*
0:40. Yellow pearl: *proceeds to speak German*
0:48. *WARP.EXE IS NOT RESPONDING*
Aͫ͛̆̈͒̅͛́ͣ̄͊ͯͤ̍ͬ͒ͧ͋҉̵̀͡͏͕̹̙͓̝̳͖̙͓̭̗Ą̴̨̡̠̞̪̦͍͍̅͗ͥ͋̊̈̊͛̐̉́̐ͥ͐͑̔ͭ̚͢A͉̼͎̝̦̔̓͌̓̾̓̕͟͜A̴͔̟͙̭̤͖̙̠͓̝̝͚͍͛͊͆̒ͨͫͭ́͋̄̈́̔̈ͭ̓͛͞ͅẠ̢̗̠̣̩̦͔͑̂̀̾͌͂ͪ̽͛́͆ͧ͊ͩ̀̾̇͐ͅA̵̬̠̱̱̬̘̹͕̐̐͆̾͗͛ͬ͛̀̀͟͡Ä̵̴̷̖̬͉͔̠́̽̔̋̌ͦ̋̓͐̏̈́̐̂ͦ͗̆͋͘͢Ǎ̧̡̬͉̖ͪͤͥ͗̏̈ͧ̊ͪͫ̎́͜͡A̸̛̲̤̻̪̦̓ͬͦ̅͌͐̃̅̍̏̋͛̾ͫͬ̂̂̆̚͡͞A̸̵̜̰̝̜͍͈̲͍͍̣͈͚̓̒͐͂́͊̿̒͋̌ͩ́́͘À̷̧̼̱̗̜͉͈̟͖̹̪̲̬̹͚̤̤̌ͯ͋̒͒̏͞A̷͔̖̝͚͉̥̰̭̟̭̣̖̘͈͉̘̬̟̗ͪ́̾ͧ́͢͝A̛̮͙̣̟̘͙̹͈̪̺͚̮̫̹̟̪̅̋͂̍ͧͤͬ̽͆̀̏̾̏ͤͯ̓́̚͘A̢͔̥͍̬̼͔͐̑͋͐ͫ͋̍̔͆Ä̡̛͖̲̗̗̗̥̺̰̤̂̽ͨ̓̓̓ͭͪ̔̊̽̋̿ͭͭ̿͐́̚͘͟A̧̛̱̻̣̠͔̻̟̾́̈́͆ͩͬ̓̽͐̾̄̽̄̋̀ͮ͌Ȁ̸̧̭̝͙͖̘̬̃͗̋ͣ̿͊̊ͮͣ̈́ͭ̎̌̏ͣ̎̚ͅA̗̭̝̳̺̬͈͎ͣ̋̅͑ͮ͛͗ͯͮͦ͜͝Ạ̳͖̯͇̥͇̖͓ͧͯͮ͑̒ͩ̄͆̀̍͋͜͡͡͡A̴̡͇̰̫̺̲̝͖̻̮̼͔͖͈̻̲ͪ̿͛͊̕Ą̷̣̦̱̻̟̱͕̘̮̯̩ͤͤ̊̎̐̈̄̚͢͡A̴̅͊͂͏͈͖͇̝͞Ą̙͈͖̼̙͇̰̥̟̬͕͖̪̲̹̟͒̊̓̎̒̿̏̄́ͅAͯ̑̉̓͗͋̐́̋͛̚͟͏͏̥͔̰̻́͢A̴̸̴̛̞͙̱̦͔̝̮͙̘̤͔̘̰͎͙ͩ͛̐̉̑͊ͥͨ͌͐ͤÂ̶̙͕̝̠͔̹̞̰̖̙̹̞̝ͭͦ̿͑̌̒̂̈̉͛̈Ä̧͔͙͇̭́̂ͥͥ̀̇ͪͥ͌ͨ̐̀ͨ̾͑ͩͭ͋̚͜͠A̶̷̢͔̖̦̰̣͔̖̩͚̟̦͓͓̘̬̥͐̔̌͂͑͌̾ͯ̈́ͤ̒̓ͦ̈̇̎ͦ̋̚͘Å̡̮̱̻̼͙͓͉͚̼̼̳̃͌ͮ̍̋̀ͫ̀͘͟͝Ą̬̝̟͉̤͕̙̣̣̙̻̥̟̞ͪͬ̇̈́̎͋́͝ͅͅͅA̢̝͚̬͍̭͕̯͇͔̱̳̹̱̖͛ͣͮ̔ͩ̾Aͥͨ͋ͫ̏̓̾͑̃̂͝͏̛̪̫͚̱̪̩͞A̢̱͚̲̲̻̟͔͙͕̹̞͔̘̼̱̲̗̳̅ͦͥͫͤ̈̐̂̿͋ͧ̌ͩ̈̚A̸̡̹̬̤̘̖̣̣͛̓̌͑͊̑͆̃ͧͩͦͦ̂̃ͪͥ͊͌̀͡ͅĄ͍̬̲̝͓̩̪̩̖͖͎̗̲̦̹̗̼ͥ͐͊̐ͮ̌̾̐͌̾ͭͪ̅ͯ̑̚̕A̢̛̬͔̝͕ͤ̃̆ͮ͢Ả̷̧̛̩̻̻̻͓̺̦̤̩̗̿ͣ̏̀̓̓̔̽͐ͯ̚̕Ȧ̵̬̮̳̻̥͕̮͚̱ͣ̑ͪͭ́A̴̧̛̱̜̖͎͖̪̠̔̐̏̽ͣ͐ͣ͐͌̾̀͝Ḁ̧͍̣̘̜͑͆̓̔̓̏̌ͤͧ͢͡A̴̴̤̜̻͈͎̱̎̃̐̊́͘͝A̲̘̣̬̭̙̪̗̥͚̱͉ͮ̑̐̊͊ͯ͒̑̃̍ͪ͜͢ͅ
and the lustrous blue diamond.
YOUR YTP IS MORE CRAZIER THAN ALL THE YTP
Why is no one talking about how funny 0:14 to 0:17 is.
Alt title every ones gems are cracked
Blue Diamond said a bad word 1:27
IT WAS A SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:01 "Rose Quartz is Rose Quartz"
*W O W*
Rose Quartz commited a crime, I rest my case.
Oh, she's good...
'Could she-esh?'
Yellow: 🤨
3:00 best part
me: sorry guys my computer died
everyone else on zoom: 2:09
Blue diamond: How did you do it?
Steven: huh?
Blue diamond: How did you f##### pink (DIE)MOND
Steven: well I did it on earth*shows pictures from Pluto*
Blue diamond: I T W A S A S A U C E
Steven: I did it on Earth
**shows picture of Neptune**
Toon Link Neptune is most certainly earth, after all.
With a SUS
With a sauce
It’s a reference to there first TH-cam Poop.
IKR😂😂
I would like to call an eye-witness!
*shows eyeball without any eyes*
1:17 W0W0W0W0W0W0W
*SHE'S A FUSION!*
And yellow diamond turned into blue diamond.
Coraline in Steven Universe
That’s cursed
"Rose Quartz committed a crime. I rest my case."
"Oh she's good."
I laughed way mare than I should've
*Defending a tree?*
**He transforms into a tree**
She*
@@sekai9906 No, he, Steven is male.
@@sekai9906 Steven is a male
Xd
he is pink diamond tho ;-;
1:34 IT WAS A SAUCE
lol
iT iS
pRoNoUnCeD
saus
*_V SAUCE_*
Sos
Mild Chili sauce to be exact
Defending a *Tree* ?
Isn’t that, *TREEson* ?
Nice
tree
the writing at 0:51 says...
"Have you ever thought about looking down you dumb blue popsicle"
Bluepopsiclesis- pacman?///
U know 😂😂
I* know
Before it... a ummm i forget ut its yellow and likes to eat alot and deafet ghost in a game idk lol i forgot
In yellow's helmet
OMG
HOW DID U FIND IT
I WAS TRYING SO HARD
I WAS TRYING TO PAUSE RIGHT THERE FOR AT LEAST HALF AN HOUR
>:(
o-o
im a *failure*
2:09 best part
Yes it is
I died with that face
0:29 when you spam crouch on games
That is called T-bagging my bro.
1:36 - 1:41 when you cut an onion
therobloxfangamer so true
1:55 “I get it, there’s a *Reese’s*” lol
Ydia 714 When the peanut allergy kid goes into anaphylactic shock and you don’t know why but you see a candy on his desk
I’ve ruined the 100 like streak
I can never stop thinking about how it’s like can I call an eye witness and then it’s eyeball lol
HAHA UR RIGHT
Favorite part 0:39
I had headphones on at full volume. WHY!!!!
Rip earphone users
*AlL RisE THe aluMiNIoUs YellOW DiaMONd!!*
Aidanandallthat
*and lustorious blue diamond*
Help I can’t spell-
IT WAS A SOS!
It was sauce
I get it, there's a Reese's.
Warriors 4 Lyfe i dont get the joke there
Wolfy The Warrior no, i dont get the joke becos of the sos thingy
Wolfy The Warrior so,wat does it mean? 😂
2:06 They were with her of course, ThEy SaW tHe WhOlE tHiNg!
"CoULd sHe? "
E x p l o s i o n
WUAAAAAH
*ending credits*
@Wolfy The Warrior *fart* *laser noise*, AU- *fart*
Yellow Zircon:* clears throat * Rose Quartz committed a crime. I rest my case.
Blue Zircon:Oh she is _good._
Steven:-_-
IT WAS A SOS
2:07
When you get mad at a person so much
you mean from 1:02 until 1:10? *Your Welcome. :D*
@@Dxe_Legend I think will also do
0:39 rip ears
0:51 blue diamonds neck is a spatula
2:06
Congratulations! Your Yellow Diamond evolved into Giygas!
AnimeboyIanpower I saw this comment a year ago and didn’t know what it was... now I see it again after playing earthbound and now I know... yay me XD
My headcannon for this is that the gems never developed technology past 80's tech, so everything is broken as hell.
0:50 it says "have you ever thought about looking down you dumb blue popsicle"
"Rose quartz is Rose Quartz"
"Are you sure about that?"
Even though this video is funny, I have to do something.
5: Two Blue Diamonds 1:12
4: "Lol!" 0:22
3: "Defending a tree?" 0:34
2: "There is a reeses. It's because it doesn't make cents!" 1:56
Honorable mention: "Rose Quartz commited a crime. I rest my case." 0:00
Another honorable mention: "Rose Quartz is Rose Quartz." 2:00
1: "It was a sos!?" 1:33
No It was A *S A U C E*
@@immaumaru I didn’t notice there were two blue diamondd
*Rose quartz committed a crime, I rest my case*
*Ugh, she’s good*
0:31 wtf
I agree
IT WAS A *SAUCE*
Blue diamond: you shatter her with a sauce
1:09
YD: Blue, I swear to -
1:14 Two Blue Diamonds and Rubfly 🙃
RubuR
uryb
She looks like a snake-
Ybur
TREE-ven universe
The most heartbreaking phrase in the whole galaxy
Blue Diamond: *_IT WAS A SAUCE!!_*
This is HEAVEN!
YEA
Yellow diamond.exe has stopped working
Not exactly our best ytp, but hopefully we'll come up with more ideas next time. xd
Also, for those who don't want to be earraped, check the description for the loud parts.
Distorto
We need more like that! Pls do more!
What are you talking about? This is definitely the best one by fAR
Too late my ears are dead
Distorto it's good! Atleast better what i can do becausebi suck with editing videos
I don't know; this more or less captures the true spirit of YTP. Most I've seen just play the whole episode with minor edits and I'm like... ehh
That first joke was probably the funniest thing I’ve seen in any of these.
2:06 I keep dying at this part.
I love you
I love you
I love you
pancake boi I hate tou
@@folucry9034 your grammar is a son of a creeper
? I.. Love you too??
Yellow Zircon: Rose Quartz committed a crime. I rest my case.
Blue Zircon: Oh she's good.
"Rose Quartz committed a crime. I rest my case."
"Oh she's good."
Holy shit 😂😂😂
1:17 Um okay?
Gz: Rose Quartz committed a crime I rest my case.
Bz: Oh She's good.
1:33 lol
“Rose quartz commited a crime. I rest my case.” “Oh, she’s good.” I like this.
I diedbon 2:03 and 2:18
0:00 best case ever
1:34 It was a SOS
at *0:07* I wish that is what played 😂😂😂
yellow zircon: "rose quartz committed crime" yellow diamond: *Clap* "Im convinced! time to execute!"
"Rose Quartz Committed a Crime! I Rest my Case!" *XD*
IT WAS A *SAUCE*
1:34
Rose Quartz: "spills *SOS* over PD"
PD: DED
*_I T W A S A S U S S_*
Green Zircon : "Defending a tree, .... Isn't that *Treeson* "
*I T W A S A S U S*
NO IT WAS A *S A U C E*