[YTP] Peridot tries to sin

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  • But she never thought of something Lapis would like.
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    It has been far too long since I last uploaded! I sure hope this was worth the wait. Also thank you so much for over 300 subscribers! When I last uploaded I didn't even have 100 subs. Thanks for watching my videos and I hope you guys like this one as well.
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  • @Marsh-wf4ih
    @Marsh-wf4ih 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5354

    "We gems save people and Pearl".

    • @rusticbb8
      @rusticbb8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      It say save da DAY

    • @drfloda1808
      @drfloda1808 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      That sums up the whole show, except add "from depression." On the end of Pearl.

    • @happybalint
      @happybalint 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Am i not a real person?

    • @Turtloid
      @Turtloid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Marsh lol

    • @llmegall9162
      @llmegall9162 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I heard take people

  • @ozbrown8401
    @ozbrown8401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2320

    Lapis: I want u to leave!
    Peri: no
    Peri: leaves

  • @fuckurgrillcheese
    @fuckurgrillcheese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1772

    "I'm kind of a big meme"
    -Peridot

    • @DarwinskiYT
      @DarwinskiYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sushi

    • @arazet
      @arazet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      “A big anti homeworld meme”

    • @mr.incognitoyt2235
      @mr.incognitoyt2235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Spinel: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

    • @Phoebe-yd3kn
      @Phoebe-yd3kn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I read that when she said it XD

    • @suzim.8344
      @suzim.8344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Phoebe-yd3kn same that always happens!

  • @tridente2135
    @tridente2135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    She's beauty
    She's grace
    She's a dorito from space

    • @afonso.d.v.rodrigues
      @afonso.d.v.rodrigues 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      She's a big anti homeworld *_M e M e_*

    • @egodfather8153
      @egodfather8153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ok thats pretty good actually

    • @grayanddevpdx
      @grayanddevpdx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bill cipher in a nutshell

    • @Fartaphobia_
      @Fartaphobia_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      why is this dorito taste weird...

    • @peridot3252
      @peridot3252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *im- not a dorito!*

  • @bubblebuttbubberduck8912
    @bubblebuttbubberduck8912 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1981

    call the police

    • @user-dq7fl3xk3t
      @user-dq7fl3xk3t 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      BubblebuttBubberduck 911
      Operator: 911 what's your emergency?
      Me: someone commented on an SU YTP telling me to call the cops

    • @andylutz3505
      @andylutz3505 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      BubblebuttBubberduck I read that right as he said that!

    • @ChickenTendere
      @ChickenTendere 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BubblebuttBubberduck
      peridot: hey lazuli hey!
      lapis: ......
      *angry backround*

    • @ceceliarobinson5996
      @ceceliarobinson5996 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      peridot:lapis are you my friend??
      lapis: BITCH I hate you!!!
      peridot:soooo..... that's a no???
      lapis:yeeeeeess!!!!!!!
      peridot:awwwwww! ok

    • @nicolaedmunds9284
      @nicolaedmunds9284 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BubblebuttBubberduck ok I will ON YOU YOUR GOING TO JAIL hello police bubble butt wanted to go to jail

  • @connorsantos6203
    @connorsantos6203 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1560

    This deserves a Pearl Point!

    • @natelikesfun
      @natelikesfun 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Would you say its Pearl-fect?

    • @hps362
      @hps362 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don't stop making that exact same pun on every single video you visit.

    • @fandomfreakgamer9327
      @fandomfreakgamer9327 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      natelikesfun sans

    • @alichaha288
      @alichaha288 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You are SO right!

    • @godeatslemons2288
      @godeatslemons2288 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Connor Santos pearl points are not for sins

  • @parmesan4291
    @parmesan4291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    "I EVEN THREW A CLOD AT YELLOW DIAMOND!"

    • @peytongolding7544
      @peytongolding7544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Clog*
      That thing she threw was a shoe called a clog :p

    • @rainbowdragon9721
      @rainbowdragon9721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@peytongolding7544 I thought it was a croc

    • @theteutonking3306
      @theteutonking3306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@rainbowdragon9721 I thought it was a clock.

    • @rainbowdragon9721
      @rainbowdragon9721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@theteutonking3306 XD

    • @theteutonking3306
      @theteutonking3306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@rainbowdragon9721 sorry, wait, no I thought it was a *cock* not a clock. Stupid autoerect.

  • @AJLord
    @AJLord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1232

    Thing is, Peridot is physically incapable of sinning, she is too pure.

  • @spaloogaloo3705
    @spaloogaloo3705 7 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    We gems save people and pearl

  • @nicoletabora1560
    @nicoletabora1560 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1452

    Water?....
    *S e r i o u s l y.*

    • @UwU-wh2nj
      @UwU-wh2nj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nicole Tabora DEPRESSION DEPRESSION DEPRESSION DEPRESSION DEPRESSION DEPRESSION DEPR E S S I O N

    • @ajddavid452
      @ajddavid452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      cue Linkin park crawling

    • @Insane_enasnI
      @Insane_enasnI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      XD

    • @janedsoldaccount2922
      @janedsoldaccount2922 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      OH WoW

    • @spacekid9680
      @spacekid9680 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cute profile picture? Really?
      I love it.

  • @deletethis5699
    @deletethis5699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    Peridot: "Where are our noses?"
    Steven: "Oh, that's just my style lately."
    Peridot: "Are not having fingers also your style?"
    Steven: "No, I'm just bad at drawing hands."
    Me: *No one has understood me so well before.*

    • @RandomXp__
      @RandomXp__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I suck at drawing fingers too

    • @cakeriaa
      @cakeriaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Me t00

    • @steveyouraveragehamster9383
      @steveyouraveragehamster9383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Pfff who needs figures... Am I right?

    • @Packmanfan224
      @Packmanfan224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      u know this is a refrence to how steven universe games look because he narrates them

    • @insertnamehere7228
      @insertnamehere7228 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Moza Khaliza Al-Shafiera CB

  • @wowzersb6809
    @wowzersb6809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    4:46 “Lapis, why are you being so *meme* ?”

  • @sherbet3310
    @sherbet3310 6 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    “Here comes a *thought of having to look at her every day.”*

  • @t_t9269
    @t_t9269 7 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    "you get all the LAPIDOTS and AMEDOTS" ........... im dead.........

  • @darlinquethetommyinnitenjo9953
    @darlinquethetommyinnitenjo9953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    "We, Gems save people *_A N D P E A R L ."_*

    • @LandOfTheEnigma
      @LandOfTheEnigma 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Miu iruma pfp yasss

    • @makingtoast5479
      @makingtoast5479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean, she is getting herself in dumb shit more than Steven sometimes so. Yeah.

  • @ric9761
    @ric9761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    We
    Gems!
    Save
    People
    and...
    Pearl
    :D

  • @lin7823
    @lin7823 7 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    ''Here comes a thought of having to look at her every day''
    You've earned my respect

  • @lauriosana8660
    @lauriosana8660 7 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    1:31
    I'm kind of a big MEME
    A big anti-home world MEME

  • @thatonekid2008
    @thatonekid2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    “Uhm... Sauce?”
    “ARRRGGGHH!”

    • @kinnunencorp2146
      @kinnunencorp2146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Trippy Does Stuff
      time stamp? nvm it just played.

  • @tubbyqueen
    @tubbyqueen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    “Um.....
    sos..?”
    Me when mum asks why I’m sneaking out of the house at 3 am

    • @pakoussa00
      @pakoussa00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bloomy Boo I thought....it’s like... S A U C E

    • @shiptoster
      @shiptoster 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Poison the Poison Dragon helo

    • @captainmarshy223
      @captainmarshy223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this is so underated

    • @neon15796
      @neon15796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1:44

    • @zaragrayer2691
      @zaragrayer2691 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s not sos it’s hos

  • @kitster900
    @kitster900 7 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    probably already done, but, transcript:
    🎵 _We Gems save people and Pearl_ 🎵
    [TITLE SCREEN: LAPIDOT by Scoop Universe]
    Peridot: And then I'll say "NO!" And then she'll say "No." Am I right? Why don't we watch the sun come up while we figure out what to do with all this time, eh Lazuli? Peridot, facet 5.
    [The Deedee Magno verse from "L.A." by The Party plays]
    Peridot: Let's begin.
    Lapis: This isn't gonna work.
    ["Fix You" by Coldplay plays]
    Peridot: Wait, what?
    Lapis: I really thought I would be living alone.
    Steven: Yeah. I saw this on an episode of a TV show!
    TV Steven: We'll divide this place in half! You'll both have your own space! High ceilings, real wood floors, convenient location in the heart of the country.
    Steven: I didn't see how it ended, but, I'm sure it worked out great. So what do you think, roomies?
    Peridot: NO!
    Lapis: No.
    Peridot: What's the problem?! You're the one getting all the good stuff! You've got the Lapidot and Amedot on your side! You can do tons with those! Ooh, actually, I kinda want the Lapidot. You wanna trade something?
    Lapis: That's not the problem.
    Peridot: Buh.
    Steven: What's wrong, Lapis?
    Lapis: It's her.
    Peridot: Euh?
    Lapis: 🎵 _Here comes a_ 🎵 thought of having to look at her every day.
    Peridot: *Euh?*
    Lapis: She's the one who dragged me back to Earth!
    Peridot: Hey! I even threw a clog right at Yellow Diamond! I'm kind of a big Meme. A big, anti-Homeworld Meme.
    Lapis: I don't think this is going to work.
    Steven: Uhh, umm, good to know.
    Steven: Uh...sauce.
    Peridot: Ugh!
    Steven: Cards are a great way to tell someone something if you don't wanna see your face. Here, look! It's you and Lapis holding hands!
    Peridot: Where are our noses?
    Steven: Oh, that's kinda part of my style lately.
    Peridot: Is not having fingers also your style?
    Steven: No, I, I'm just bad at drawing hands. Just try to Sin.
    Peridot: Hm.
    Peridot: Hey Lazuli!
    [Scare chord]
    Peridot: Hey Lazuli! Hey! Lazuli! Hey! Steven did the outside, and I did the inside!
    [Water splash]
    Lapis: Water? Seriously?
    Peridot: Noses. Noses! I was the most Sin as per Steven's instructions.
    Steven: How about a gift?
    Peridot: N'yes! What.
    Steven: Hm... Think of things she likes.
    Peridot: Things she likes...
    [Jeopardy music plays]
    Peridot: Ah!
    Steven: Oh?
    Peridot: No...
    Steven: No?
    Peridot: Nuh-uh.
    [Jeopardy music plays]
    Peridot: But if...!
    Steven: Yeah?
    Peridot: Nah...
    Steven: Yeah.
    [Both groan]
    Steven: Water.
    Steven: You can't see through those, right?
    Lapis: Yes.
    Steven: Good to know. Well, here we are!
    Lapis: Water? *_Seriously?_*
    Peridot: Yeah!
    Lapis: You do realize that I spent the last few months trapped under the ocean, right?
    Steven: Uh...
    Peridot: [unprintable noise]
    Lapis: I'm Lapis Lazuli! And you can't keep me trapped here anymore!
    Lapis: Yeah.
    Steven: Uh...
    Peridot: [unprintable noise]
    Lapis: Steven, it's your fault. Gotta blast!
    Peridot: What a cloddy idea! Whatever! [chipmunk voice] Whatever! [even more chipmunk voice] WHATEVER! Wha-wha-what. Wha-what. What. EVER! Clearly, there's nothing important enough for me to give to Lazuli. At least I have you, recorder.
    Peridot: Ta-da! See, ribbon is blue. I 🎵GOT YOUR NUMBER🎵
    Peridot: Uh. When I was stuck here, Steven gave me this recorder as a gift and I didn't really get it at first but, it made me feel better. Just to talk about weird stuff. It'll help you too!
    Lapis: [holding the Scoop Universe video] I don't want...your garbage.
    Lapis: I want you... *_TO LEAVE!_*
    Peridot: ...NO!
    Steven: Lapis, why are you being so Meme? Now it's too late, and she's never coming back again.
    Peridot: [runs back screaming]
    Steven: Oh, she's coming back again!
    Peridot: They're here!!
    Steven: Run!
    ["Space Jam" by Charles Barkley plays]
    Peridot: Holy smokes.
    ["Space Jam" by Charles Barkley plays]
    Greg: *Call the police*

  • @xx_fralgrkinn_xx
    @xx_fralgrkinn_xx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2740

    Ooooo.... actually I want the *lapidot*
    “Same peri... same” 😂

  • @Raincally
    @Raincally 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    No one:
    Not even a single gem:
    Peridot: *_"Even I threw a clog right at Yellow Diamond."_*

  • @arinnoo
    @arinnoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    "Im a meme. An anti homeworld meme"
    Lapis is mood meme

  • @juanalvarado4723
    @juanalvarado4723 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2598

    If Lapid and Peridot don't fuse in the next hour...
    *C A L L T H E P O L I C E*

    • @bappityyyy
      @bappityyyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Agreed.

    • @redsound9333
      @redsound9333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Lapis

    • @mele8332
      @mele8332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ChompyDj 1 jear of police calling, maybe a few 50 more

    • @peanatto
      @peanatto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lapis

    • @kowhaifan1249
      @kowhaifan1249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *LAPID*

  • @rainsoakeddreamer
    @rainsoakeddreamer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    0:21
    When a peridot dances better than you do

    • @shinyumbre7787
      @shinyumbre7787 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sad

    • @callmej.j.please8802
      @callmej.j.please8802 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The dancing space dorito...Dances better than all of humanity

    • @fireychaos6615
      @fireychaos6615 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Her voice actress actually dances quite well XD

    •  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LET US IN THE BURBS

    • @cookiecat7547
      @cookiecat7547 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Velvory facts

  • @certified.femboy
    @certified.femboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    1:32 ,,I’m kind of a big MEME. A big anti homeworld MEME.”

  • @sparky111000
    @sparky111000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "And then ill say, *NO* "
    "And then she'll say, no..."

  • @serperiorandtheanimator9216
    @serperiorandtheanimator9216 6 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    0:16
    It’s true... peridot is canadian

    • @monicapereira1459
      @monicapereira1459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh.....my mom is canadian

    • @patricia-hc1wm
      @patricia-hc1wm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pumpkin Brasileiro Steven Universe um.. nice?.. 👍

    • @sunflower-pv2vn
      @sunflower-pv2vn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pumpkin Brasileiro Steven Universe * pat’s pumpkin *

    • @rootlebugsnax
      @rootlebugsnax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      her escape pod did seem to land in Canada, you sure they didn't teach her anything?

    • @what-lp7wb
      @what-lp7wb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, shes a *dorito.*

  • @midnight9196
    @midnight9196 7 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    "Lapis, why are you being so MEME?"

    • @Donice09
      @Donice09 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "She's not meme she's a thousand years old and she just lost track of her moral code"
      Wrong cartoon i know but I couldn't resist!

    • @Deacon8or
      @Deacon8or 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So Steve and Pair
      Set out to find a good gift
      It's gonna be tough
      To get something she's happy with
      Here's a metal box
      Peridot, don't be a hoarder
      Well, you probobly should have kept that, man
      Cause now Lapis broke Peri's recorder
      And now they're chillin' on the side of a hill!
      And thinkin' making up with Lapis be totally thrillin'
      Unless she's actually dying inside inside
      In which case they need to give her a break and set themselves aside
      In ground poo-ool...
      Lapis doesn't appreciate
      Y'all tried a water gift before
      And you know it didn't set things straight
      Lapis has a little rant
      About the bottom of the sea and an orange tyrant
      Ah, it's okay!
      She did what she could to keep her at bayyyy....
      You know you should've stayed
      And lived with the emo water lady
      But Peri got her feelings hurt
      And didn't want to make things worse
      Which is understandable
      Lapis' pent up pain is powerful
      She's unreasonable
      And burnt out on dealing with people
      Oh, LAZULI??
      Why are you so meme?
      "I'm not meme
      I'm a thousand years old
      And I just lost track of my moral code"
      Oh, Lazuli
      Can't you see Peri is in pain?
      '"No I can't
      I'm invested in this Ruby Dunking Basket Ball Gaaammmee..."
      So there goes Peridot
      Walkin' on the sandy ground
      Headin' toward her destiny
      I'm sure she'll *CALL THE POLICE*
      //Steven Universe episode ending sound

    • @PERIDOTFACET-FLCUT-XG-sv1hn
      @PERIDOTFACET-FLCUT-XG-sv1hn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      LAPIS HARASSED ME SHE TOLD ME TO STOP USING CAPS WHEN CAPS IS CLEARLY MUCH MORE SUPERIOR THEN "LOWERCASE"

    • @lapislazuli656
      @lapislazuli656 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I didn't harass you. You also told me I harassed you when I called you "cute".

    • @colehodgman9248
      @colehodgman9248 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      PERIDOT FACET -2F5L CUT-5XG I would follow you if this was Instagram TuT

  • @something2462
    @something2462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    Quote of the day: “why did pink ditch spinel”
    Edit: y’all I made this as a joke-

    • @thatonekid2008
      @thatonekid2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Because she’s a b*tch

    • @sircommentthecommenter4501
      @sircommentthecommenter4501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ok everyone is just like
      “PiNk Is EvIl ShE sHoUlD dIe!¡”
      But it was probably the OTHER diamonds that told her to leave Spinel. If you think about it, Pearl failed in making her happy, so if she was allowed to, she would’ve went to get Spinel to play games with, but she didn’t. Why would she NOT get Spinel? Think about that for a moment.

    • @spinelquitiguess8379
      @spinelquitiguess8379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      •GachaWøffles•
      I thought about it
      Pink is still evil
      She could have come back to Spinel

    • @xfroggii
      @xfroggii 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @ne0njuice782
      @ne0njuice782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Spinel 1.01 smh. as much as I hate pink/rose as a person herself (if she was a real person.) I think her character development was good..

  • @mrsombrero8797
    @mrsombrero8797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Peri: hey lazuli!!
    Lapis: *angry yellow diamond noises*

  • @alraf9256
    @alraf9256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    We save people, and P E A R L

    • @ShadowSilverWolf
      @ShadowSilverWolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You a Clod 😂

    • @Niko-ci8sw
      @Niko-ci8sw 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And steven--

    • @ShadowSilverWolf
      @ShadowSilverWolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Niko-ci8sw no 🌚

    • @saltiestkarma
      @saltiestkarma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thought it was we take people and pearl

    • @dsabile
      @dsabile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🎶We gems save the world and pearl🎶

  • @emminet
    @emminet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    “We gems save people and Pearl”
    Pretty accurate with the amount of times she has reformed.

    • @cjthomp2005
      @cjthomp2005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Emminet once??

    • @gabrielhenson5751
      @gabrielhenson5751 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No not once. I know of at least 3 times

    • @fourtyfir
      @fourtyfir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      didn’t amethyst poof over 5 times

  • @GooderUsername
    @GooderUsername 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Lapis: i want you, TO LEAVE
    Peridot: No. *leaves anyway*

  • @melodytheatre2887
    @melodytheatre2887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    “Uh, sauce.”
    -Steven Universe

  • @jesterjunkie
    @jesterjunkie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Lapis why are you being so meme.

  • @rveann
    @rveann 7 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    *Here comes a* THOUGHT OF HAVING TO LOOK AT HER EVERYDAY...

    • @philmybeloved4214
      @philmybeloved4214 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I died at that part lmao.

    • @CetrouzOfficial
      @CetrouzOfficial 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      war syndr0me SOMEOME JUST CUT THIS PART FOR ME TO PUT IN ALL MY SOCIAL MEDIAS

    • @caridial1733
      @caridial1733 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      war syndr0me that part killed me XD

    • @button465
      @button465 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🅱️E GONE TH*T

    • @sodo_mizer
      @sodo_mizer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I thought your profile pic was a hair on my screen so I spent like an hour trying to shove your profile pic away

  • @mochacinnophy
    @mochacinnophy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    My... Subtitle on 4:35 "I want you babe" XD FREAKING IM SERIOUSLY *thats not funny-*

  • @rxu4057
    @rxu4057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    2:31
    Me: *Looks at Steven*
    Also me: *WHHEEEEEZEEE*

  • @JoeRepp
    @JoeRepp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2090

    CALL THE POLICE

  • @alichaha288
    @alichaha288 7 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    "Ehh, sauce"

  • @strayanimator9676
    @strayanimator9676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    1:31
    " I even threw crocs at yellow diamond"

    • @nachosrule6985
      @nachosrule6985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She said clog.

    • @Zambaura
      @Zambaura 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *wooden croc*

    • @beeeans6662
      @beeeans6662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its clogs but ok

    • @nachosrule6985
      @nachosrule6985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Coconut 505 Clog. As in the shoe.

    • @hfngdjd6560
      @hfngdjd6560 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Auch my face

  • @sa1tyrose
    @sa1tyrose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    4:38 *"NO!"* **leaves anyway**

  • @marimaycry
    @marimaycry 7 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    We gems save people
    That's basically the theme song in a nutshell

  • @thingtalope571
    @thingtalope571 6 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    ...here comes the *THOUGHT OF HAVING TO LOOK AT HER EVERY DAY*

  • @walterwhite6210
    @walterwhite6210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    She sinned by being too cute.
    *Also not to mention she pushed off Greg and killed him. While he was saying, “CALL THE POLICE” in a worried tone.*

  • @Keegstar
    @Keegstar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    1:00
    "No!"
    *No...*
    "WhAtS tHe PrOblEm!1?2?"

  • @sanstheskeleton6022
    @sanstheskeleton6022 7 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    I laugh so much when she ran so dang fast lol

    • @PERIDOTFACET-FLCUT-XG-sv1hn
      @PERIDOTFACET-FLCUT-XG-sv1hn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I AM RELATED TO THE BLUE HEDGEHOG THAT RUNS VERY FAST

    • @PERIDOTFACET-FLCUT-XG-sv1hn
      @PERIDOTFACET-FLCUT-XG-sv1hn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      JASPER AND AMETHYST ARE RELATED TO THE BLUE HEDGEHOG THAT RUNS VERY FAST TOO

    • @peridot6126
      @peridot6126 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      PERIDOT FACET -2F5L CUT-5XG
      Hello sister

    • @mimi3656
      @mimi3656 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      These clods are trying to be me

    • @anaig9599
      @anaig9599 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PERIDOTFACET-FLCUT-XG-sv1hn sonic?

  • @torynautry5301
    @torynautry5301 7 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    "IM LAPIZ LAZILI AND U CANT KEEP ME TRAPPED HERE ANY MORE!" :|

  • @Thorismyname64
    @Thorismyname64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    4:32 I should have only put "I want you" and that was all then peridot would say no and walk away 🤣🤣

  • @colleenbean030
    @colleenbean030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Peridot: how does one sin?
    Me: *jumpes outta no where* i'M gLaD yOu aSkEd

  • @starsavior506
    @starsavior506 7 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    Someone get Mkatwood

    • @visjex7498
      @visjex7498 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I volunteer you as tribute

    • @ssjzamza9987
      @ssjzamza9987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      starsavior506 hell no.... That content is cringy

    • @I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad
      @I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Mr. Universe
      You're more *Cringy* because you tell someone is *Cringy*

    • @emminet
      @emminet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      MKatwood would love this!

    • @vincejoriz6696
      @vincejoriz6696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      starsavior506 sub to sub

  • @makiroll9376
    @makiroll9376 7 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    At one point I heard Peridot say "I'm a big hentai homeworld meme!" Oh god I'm dying send help.

  • @hotdogwater6117
    @hotdogwater6117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Steven: So whaddya think, roomies?
    Peridot: No! :D
    Lapis: No. :(

  • @Number1PentariShipper
    @Number1PentariShipper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    4:32
    Lapis: i want you, to LEAVE!
    Subtitles: *I want you babe*
    Me: *Even the subtitles want lapidot-*

    • @mora___.
      @mora___. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Peridot is confirmed to be asexual.

    • @afonso.d.v.rodrigues
      @afonso.d.v.rodrigues 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mora___. but asexuality doesn't mean not having romantic relationships, it just means not having s*x

    • @mora___.
      @mora___. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@afonso.d.v.rodrigues she's also aromantic tho. I don't know a lot about lgbtq+ so please let me know if that's wrong.

    • @afonso.d.v.rodrigues
      @afonso.d.v.rodrigues 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mora___. I don't know if that has ever been confirmed, but it's still a possibility. I'm bisexual and I don't even know a lot of Lgbtq+ myself 😂

    • @tincan2893
      @tincan2893 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You’re garbage I want you babe

  • @razingflame
    @razingflame 7 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    ^^^High Quality YTP^^^

    • @PERIDOTFACET-FLCUT-XG-sv1hn
      @PERIDOTFACET-FLCUT-XG-sv1hn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      TH-cam DOESNT POOP
      IVE BEEN LIED TO
      SEND HELP

    • @kawai3mew152
      @kawai3mew152 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PERIDOT FACET -2F5L CUT-5XG NO YOU HAVENT BEEN LIED THE POOP IS ALWAYS IN YOURE MIND!

  • @jogspot8450
    @jogspot8450 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "Steven it's your fault."

  • @Avocattle
    @Avocattle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Lapis: “I want you to leave!”
    Peridot: “No!”
    Peridot: *leaves anyway*

  • @sparky111000
    @sparky111000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:31 That face works so well🤣🤣🤣

    • @Bruh-ss7bd
      @Bruh-ss7bd ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can’t get over Steven’s face

  • @mr.emojii4597
    @mr.emojii4597 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "Lapis, why are you being so meme?"

    • @joshuaherrmann6426
      @joshuaherrmann6426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mr. Emojii top 10 mysteries science cannot answer

  • @KentaVideoDump
    @KentaVideoDump 7 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    WARNING: THIS VIDEO DOES NOT HAVE NOSES

    • @chalkfourtyfive
      @chalkfourtyfive 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      KentaPlayz 1:58 LIAR

    • @emo_rat06
      @emo_rat06 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      KentaPlayz
      *scent sponges
      Scent sponge = nose
      according to the green Dorito

    • @KentaVideoDump
      @KentaVideoDump 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IVE BEEN FOUND OUT!

    • @isaacdenley1922
      @isaacdenley1922 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nabilitys I will send you to the shadow realm for your trickery

  • @fungleung0219
    @fungleung0219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:21 Pearl’s secret rap career was a good meme😔

  • @leafydeery6599
    @leafydeery6599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    *“We gems save people and Pearl!”*

  • @Matthias27182
    @Matthias27182 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    0:39 "Look, I'm so moved, I'm crying."

  • @angisnotonfire
    @angisnotonfire 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "A CROC" FUCK ITS 3 AM AND IM CHOKING WHY AM I LIKE THIS

  • @angieeisyourbirbmommy5412
    @angieeisyourbirbmommy5412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Alternate title: Lapis has a Brain Blast

  • @mrsombrero8797
    @mrsombrero8797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “And then I’ll say no!
    And then she’ll say no..”
    Every 14 year old girl ever

  • @meteor9573
    @meteor9573 6 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    I'M LAPIS-LAZULI AND YOU CAN'T KEEP ME TRAPPED ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!

  • @oliverddp
    @oliverddp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1290

    "I'm kind of a big meme."
    Edit: why does this have so many likes and comments all i did was quote Peridot,,, this is just like that episode of 'Worlds Quietest Let's Play' from Markiplier when my comment in which I quoted Mark got like 800 likes im crying,,,,,

  • @happybalint
    @happybalint 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    " Why dont we watch the Sun come up" another peridot line that sounds like a song

  • @dot5687
    @dot5687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    TH-cam: HOW ABOUT THIS ONE FROM THE PAST?

  • @eraserdusting1840
    @eraserdusting1840 7 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    THIS IS PRICELESS! Make more :3

  • @gemtrash9563
    @gemtrash9563 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Eh, lazuli

  • @ya_boi_fireboi548
    @ya_boi_fireboi548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:13 my sister trying to tell me some thing
    Lapidot? More like lapiTHOT

  • @Phantom_WingZZ
    @Phantom_WingZZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Um-"
    "Sauce"
    *Steven has such wise words*

  • @jayshew2695
    @jayshew2695 6 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    This was when peri was still a whole head taller than steven 0:28

    • @sil..x.x8765
      @sil..x.x8765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And now (in the movie) he’s bigger than Amethyst! 😱😝

    • @clumxy5513
      @clumxy5513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thouht they were the same height :0

    • @marclife2609
      @marclife2609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@clumxy5513 I actually think, for me, the real height is slightly taller than steven

    • @unusedacc300
      @unusedacc300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *champaign in my hand, I'm not concerned*
      I don't think this is gonna work...
      *when you try your best but you don't succeed*

    • @theswirl7418
      @theswirl7418 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now he’s the same height as lapis

  • @ginafox-ledford3575
    @ginafox-ledford3575 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    0:20 nnnnnoooooo the flash backs

    • @MyAngelReimu
      @MyAngelReimu 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never Stopping Gamer I am getting Saving Private Ryan flashbacks...

  • @peach_tea0
    @peach_tea0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *Different communities portrayed by Steven Universe*
    Gacha community: 1:57-2:06

    • @nightfox5630
      @nightfox5630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Y E S

    • @bagelbra1n
      @bagelbra1n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm just bad at drawing*

  • @frangipanii
    @frangipanii 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The best part about this is that it makes you realise everything peridot does is a hair away from a TH-cam poop already

  • @guinealover6674
    @guinealover6674 7 ปีที่แล้ว +994

    I see somebody likes Mkatwood.

  • @ManD0wn
    @ManD0wn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    you just described the entire plot of this show with that abridged intro XD

    • @legendarygamer6472
      @legendarygamer6472 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I Will Steal Yo Memes XD

    • @stitchgb839
      @stitchgb839 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg Ikr XD

    • @Jadez1207
      @Jadez1207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "We gems save people and Pearl"

  • @flaxyus996
    @flaxyus996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Lapis: I want u to leave!
    Subtitles: I want u babeee

  • @SMG10.5
    @SMG10.5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lapis: I want you to LEAVE!
    Peridot: No!
    Also Peridot: *proceeds to leave*

  • @rinbrennan773
    @rinbrennan773 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    1:44 uhh... sauce

    • @weepdoll
      @weepdoll 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rin Brennan mood

  • @altm3th0d225
    @altm3th0d225 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    C A L L T H E P O L I C E

  • @josietalkalot
    @josietalkalot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "We gems save people and pearl"

  • @FunnyFany
    @FunnyFany 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just found this in my likes. This is a great ytp and I'm glad I watched it again.

  • @IkeOnMarz
    @IkeOnMarz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    see the ribbon is blue🎶♩ I GOT YOUR NUMBER ♩🎶

  • @thatrandomhorrorsans6393
    @thatrandomhorrorsans6393 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    When you try your best but you don't succeed.....When you get what you want but not what need....
    You sin

    • @maskedking9145
      @maskedking9145 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That Random Horror Sans how many times have I seen an undertale pfp in the comment section...?

  • @rammanna7624
    @rammanna7624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Here comes a........thought of looking at her everyday.
    -Lapis/Garnet
    I died.

  • @tori8620
    @tori8620 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I enjoyed this so much omg-

  • @umpido3457
    @umpido3457 6 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Me:Ok time to do this math test question one 5+5 2:43
    2:56
    2:43
    2:56
    Teacher: the test is over now kids please hand back your papers

  • @berkeleycreager3601
    @berkeleycreager3601 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    *Remember when Peridot was taller than Steven.*

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Berkeley Creager
      *_remember when her hair was so large it was used as a Kindergarten_*

  • @aaronnorcross5304
    @aaronnorcross5304 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I saw this on an episode of a tv show! :D" *pans out to show him watching himself*

  • @ellyzesavagebanana
    @ellyzesavagebanana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Cards are a great way to tell someone something *if you don't want to see your face."*
    - Steven Universe 2017

  • @nicklas425
    @nicklas425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    “I threw a clog at yellow diamond!” After all this time, she actually fought the diamonds in clogs

  • @meokii5000
    @meokii5000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "here comes a"
    Lapis: *thought of having to look at her everyday*
    Peridot: HEUGH!?

  • @pan-demi-c2711
    @pan-demi-c2711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I know why this episode is called “Lapidot” because of Lapis x Peridot.

  • @00Morning.Melody00
    @00Morning.Melody00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video is three years old and STILL legendary