"HEY LAPIS ARE YOU GAY" "Yeah" "ARE YOU SURE" *plays hayley kiyoko, wears flannel and a snapback, surrounded by pride stickers* "yeah" IS MY FAVORITE ONE
"Please tell me you're choking." "Y- What are you doing?" "I'm here to bring you-" *"B A C K T O R E A L I T Y"* (I don't know why but that just gets me every time)
Don't you know I miss her *ToOOOoOOOOOoOo* I *DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS* We- *AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH* Keep your body *wide* I'm here to bring you *BACK TO REALITY* My favorite parts Rebecca: IF I could begin to- Jasper: STOP SINGING
Estelle: We- Michaela: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Deedee: *help. im trapped in a place. with amethyst. and she wont stop screaming, please, CALL THE COPS-*
aurora likes lemons I know this is a late reply, but honestly I'm pretty sure this show would be a lot better if Sangled was the lead art director Sketch style aside, this actually looks better than the characters in the actual show
No. More. Saying. Cuss words! It. Is. Not. Good. I'm putting a video on TH-cam about no more saying cuss words. No more saying cuss words guys! It's inappropriate and violent! If you say a cuss word then you're like, going to jail, and you're like, and when you go to jail, i- ba- when you go to jail, if you say, if you say a cuss word you go to jail and if you go to jail cause you said a cuss word, then... You're only gonna eat BROCCOLI and OTHER VEGETABLES for your WHOLE LIFE. You don't want to eat vegetables. Sometimes people like eating sweets but, I eat broccoli. So, I'm okay with broccoli but I do not want to go to jail. You can not go to jail. And saying cuss words is ILLEGAL. They are now gonna make a law about that. It is illegal, it is inappropriate, it is really violent. I better warn my school about that.
Pearl: Left foot! Left foot! (connie and pearl start playing twister as part of sword training clearly) Steven: I can get you out lapis! lapis: JUST STOP! steven:OK! :D *moon walks away* Yellow:Dont you know I miss her ToOOOOOOOOoOooOOOoooooooo (blues face XD) yellow: i"m hear to bring you BACK TO REALITY blue:(shook) Garnet: Go get the others! Steven:how? Garnet: its ok stet, THERES NO TIME (r.i.p pearl and amethyst)
Cool! Hologram Pea- *_THRUST_* “You do it for her that is gay Keep your,stance wide,keep your body *wide* Left foot,Left foot, And as you’re moving forward,keep your,eyes *_wide_* “ Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa *smoke alarm* Chef Ruby:FIIIRREEEEEEEEEEE
Peridot: *HEY LAPIS ARE YOU GAAAAAYY!!!* Lapis: YeS. Peridot: *ARE YOU SURE?!* Lapis: YeAH Peridot: YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS! *_throws up Amethyst._*
"Garnet, Garnet, and Pe-GARNET" "With my short existence, NO!!" "It's okay, Stets. There's no time!!" "Lapis, I can get you out! STOP!! Okay!" "That's my old pal, Marty. He's dead." "Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti DoOoOoO" "I think you're all queer, but I guess I am too, anybody would be if they were stuck on THE MOOOOOON!" "What's the use of BEES" -Sangled
![[YTP] Peridot tries to sin](/img/n.gif)
hi y'all! this was taken down because of the steven universe song at the end, so i've muted it. the rest of the video is the same. enjoy :3
I like the new ending
Yay it’s like one the stets videos
To stick with the theme
Oh that's why I could never find it, thanks so much for re-uploading!!
I pretty much watch this video every time I get on TH-cam. I love it!
Btw I mean the video that was taken down
"Don't u know I miss her?
*tOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo..* "
But tell me what the use in meMEs
BD: .-.
XDDDDD
Oof
But tell me.. what the use of
Memes
Steven: Life and death and death
Period: and death
Amethyst: and death
Pearl: and death and WAR ON THE MOON
*period*
@@MK-hj9de yes PERIOD I mean what I say
Periods are basically death
I think your all quEeEeeER
Muhammad The rando black guy
She said queer lol
"Did they hurt you?"
"No, no, I'm oka-"
"Who CARES?!"
"I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!!"
“Its ass Stets find the others!”
“But I don’t know where they are!”
“Its ok Stets, THERES NO TIME!”
sounds like me on my period xD
"You clods know what you're doing!"
"You got this Pearl"
"S h i t"
OOooOoooOooOoOO
People:YOU CLOD KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING
ME:shit
My favourite part in this whole amazing video
SING MY ANGEL
phantom at the opera
"I'm here to bring you *bACK TO REALITY* "
*OH THERE GOES GRAVITY-*
Whats the use of MeEMs
Blue:"what do you mean-"
*appears in the backrooms*
Free bismuth, you say??
Welp!
No it was a bismuth proposal
(Like a business proposal)
Bismuth is a mineral not a gem just sayin
This had 666 likes I cant ruin it because this shi cursed
ITS NOT YOURS I ALREADY GOT ER
Eminem diamond is the best diamond by far
TheObsidianX "DON'T YOU KNOW I MISS HER TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
TheObsidianX
Your name..is like my name.
Only not as dumb as mine.
That is a cool.
Yes.
I can’t watch the actual episode without expecting that
The facial expressions are amazing
Agreed. My mind instantly goes to Steven's face when greg says "yeah he's dead" that and lapis' face when peri practically has a stroke
I’m here to bring you *bAcK To rEaLiTy-*
Just need to remind myself :v
3:01 = back to reality
3:12 = *tOoOoOoOoOoooo*
_AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_
stets uninu
Yellow Diamond's secret rapper career
2:01
Death and death and death and deaths aNd death and death and death and death and death and death and death and death
And *WAR ON THE MOON*
*B e e s*
"You told me about him?"
"Yea, he's dead."
*awkward silence*
I thought he said gay XD
Wtf
0:45 sapphire’s gem said “try again later”
pfft-
Thank you! i was curious but couldnt make it out. Figured it was an 8 ball joke by the shape tho lol
"I am here to *BRING YOU BACK TO REALITY-* "
"HEY LAPIS ARE YOU GAY" "Yeah" "ARE YOU SURE" *plays hayley kiyoko, wears flannel and a snapback, surrounded by pride stickers* "yeah" IS MY FAVORITE ONE
anti-social-tree
"I can't even think straight"
You forgot this one^^^
Yes lmao
"YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS" * throws amethyst* lapis:uh
1:48 WHY ISN'T NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW BEAUTIFUL THE CAST IS OMFG! THEY LOOK GORGEOUS, ESPECIALLY ESTELLE!
Look at deedee aka pearls shirt lol
@@rakenrolstar659 lol
Why is nobody talking about how beautiful Rebecca sugar looked at the end?
@@rakenrolstar659 oof XD
YES THEY LOOK BEAUTIFUL
0:41 If Ruby was trying to cook, this is definitely how it would go
Steven: lapis I can get you out
Lapis:STOP!!!
Steven:👌OKAY!!
Happy 1 year anniversary of this comment I made a year ago
@@diskdrive6113 lol
3*
Why is nobody else talking about this laugh it’s hilarious
1:29
Jees I thought only I relized...
So true XD
:}
I backed it up several times just to hear it again & again. X3
Omg ikr I was laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
3:01
*"I'm here to bring you BACK TO REALITY"*
😂😂
Was I the only one who said afterwards:
*OH THERE GOES GRAVITY*
_PLEASE_ nobody ruin the 420 likes
Blue diamonds face XD
313
"Please tell me you're choking."
"Y- What are you doing?"
"I'm here to bring you-"
*"B A C K T O R E A L I T Y"*
(I don't know why but that just gets me every time)
Same😂
Left foot, left foot.
тнє ρσѕє яσѕє ∂σєѕ ιѕ ωнαт тяυℓу кιℓℓѕ
мє
That part is always make me laugh so hard
2:55
“ keep your stance wide -
Keep your body wide “
So pearl knows the way of the dummy thicc
Oof
She learned from the best after all
Pearl likes them Thick sorry THICC
Garrett OReilly ok I corrected it - tho you messed it up also
Garrett OReilly ( I put dummy thicc- that was the joke- I’m not sure too woosh or not - )
Holy moly Pearl and Phantom of the Opera.
I love that.
And this video.
[everyone liked that]
shes not pearl >:(
shes PerǝP
ElderPoptarts101 please tell me your choking
*HEY LAPIS ARE YOU GAAAAAAAAAY?*
Yeah
*girls like girls plays* Yeah.
You know what to do with this!
Obviously
YEAH-
"I think your all queer!"
"Duh."
"But I guess I am too.."
2:04
Define Queer please
@@oliviab.9194 gay
@@oliviab.9194 a basic umbrella term for all sexualities that aren't straight
@@kingjb554 and gender identities
@Zoe Manning-Rodgers Me too, that's what the subtitles said on the original.
Don't you know I miss her *ToOOOoOOOOOoOo*
I *DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS*
We- *AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH*
Keep your body *wide*
I'm here to bring you *BACK TO REALITY*
My favorite parts
Rebecca: IF I could begin to-
Jasper: STOP SINGING
Me: * continues *
Memes in an art form
Datis Ausum I know ur channel
memes are art
Datis Ausum absolutely it is
Memes *is* an art form
They're A meep morp form.
yellow diamond's ultimate line: "whats the use of memes"
-to hide our suffering-
Bees
I’m here to bring u *_BACK TO REALITY-_*
1:48
Garnet: We-
Amethyst: *screams*
Me: *laughs so hard starts to wheeze*
Aaaaa
It’s Estelle, Michela, And deedee! The voices of the crystal gems.
Estelle: We-
Michaela: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Deedee: *help. im trapped in a place. with amethyst. and she wont stop screaming, please, CALL THE COPS-*
Ruby: Did they hurt you?
Sapphire: No, I'm ok-
Ruby: Who cares?!
Sapphire: I *DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS*
You know what we have time for
1:58
@@QuiGonJohn1999 YES
I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW THANK YOU SO MUCH ICATN
"I think you're all QUEER"
TH-cam: "Recommended: Probably Not Straight"
Sandfire12 i think youtube is trying to tell you something
I thought she said clear (because gems are clear🤣) and then amethyst said "duh"
And "Everyone is Gay".
Same
XDDDD
Pearl: “Left foot. *Left foot”*
Steven and Connie: **visible confusion**
The new style is so cute
aurora likes lemons I know this is a late reply, but honestly I'm pretty sure this show would be a lot better if Sangled was the lead art director
Sketch style aside, this actually looks better than the characters in the actual show
“HEY LAPIS ARE YOU GAAAY?”
“YEAH!”
Are you sure?
Yeah
We're all gay
Аня Абовян true
Nat B
I'm a lesbian and I legitimately dress like Lapis on an everyday basis. Plaid shirts, hat and pants.
2:12 Steven has a moon on his shirt.
“Keep your stand wide.”
“Keep your body wide.”
“Keep your eye wide.”
Okay, pearl.
be wide
*W I D E*
Lapis: STOP!
Steven: O K A Y *leaves*
*[yes]*
*W H E E Z E*
All I can say was the was the first one to make me lose my crap 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@aspen798 bees
Lapis: wait that actually worked-
I'm here to bring you *bACK TO REALITY-*
and Peggy
*OH THERE GOES GRAVITY*
and Peggy 3:00
and Peggy I was literally right at that bit as I read this
and Peggy The best part
and Peggy ye
Rebecca: If I could beg-
Jasper: STOP SINGING
Rebecca: -speechless-
Amethyst: "You got this Pearl"
Pearl: *S H I T*
No. More. Saying. Cuss words! It. Is. Not. Good. I'm putting a video on TH-cam about no more saying cuss words. No more saying cuss words guys! It's inappropriate and violent! If you say a cuss word then you're like, going to jail, and you're like, and when you go to jail, i- ba- when you go to jail, if you say, if you say a cuss word you go to jail and if you go to jail cause you said a cuss word, then... You're only gonna eat BROCCOLI and OTHER VEGETABLES for your WHOLE LIFE. You don't want to eat vegetables. Sometimes people like eating sweets but, I eat broccoli. So, I'm okay with broccoli but I do not want to go to jail. You can not go to jail. And saying cuss words is ILLEGAL. They are now gonna make a law about that. It is illegal, it is inappropriate, it is really violent. I better warn my school about that.
Fuck fuck shit shit damnit!
@@theskullemojiu didn’t have to go on a fuckin’ rant dude.
“Please don’t tell me your joking”
“Yeah, what are you doing?”
“I’m here to- BRING YOU BACK TO REALITY”
Keep your body wide
Rose knows a little something about that
Fat and muscular
I mean, Pink Diamond is actually kind of skinny?
THIS IS THE FBI, OPEN UP!
Technically, she it really depends on what form she wants to take. She is made of light after all
I paused to read what it said on Sapphire’s gem and I was not disappointed
"try again later"
Lol
0:44
Oh
What did it say? Its so small i cant read it
2017: *Nope.*
2018: *Nada.*
2019: *Ehhh...*
2020, SU is ending: *IT IS TRULY TIME!*
L A P I S F L A P I S
Lapis: *S H O O K*
Hahahahahaahhahahahahahaaha
Lapis falaflis
What does that mean
*What is Flapis?*
"I think you're all queer, but I guess I am too..."
Me to my friends
Put the speed 2 ambulance
_SomeMusicalTheaterTrash _ same
_SomeMusicalTheaterTrash _ same. Like all of my friends are either bi or gay.
Out of every f-ing thing i laughed at "What's the use of memes"
Pearl: (creates hologram pearl)
Connie: Cool!hologram pearl!
Steven: *HEAVY BREATHING*
Pearl: Left foot! Left foot! (connie and pearl start playing twister as part of sword training clearly)
Steven: I can get you out lapis!
lapis: JUST STOP!
steven:OK! :D *moon walks away*
Yellow:Dont you know I miss her ToOOOOOOOOoOooOOOoooooooo (blues face XD)
yellow: i"m hear to bring you BACK TO REALITY
blue:(shook)
Garnet: Go get the others!
Steven:how?
Garnet: its ok stet, THERES NO TIME (r.i.p pearl and amethyst)
Cool! Hologram Pea- *_THRUST_*
“You do it for her that is gay
Keep your,stance wide,keep your body *wide*
Left foot,Left foot, And as you’re moving forward,keep your,eyes *_wide_* “
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*smoke alarm*
Chef Ruby:FIIIRREEEEEEEEEEE
XDDD
daHOII!!!
Steven:lapis I can get you out
Lapiz: *STOP!*
Steven:okay
**exits micheal jackson style**
3:30 that Rebecca drawing.... ah..... WHY DOES EVERY THING YOU DRAW BECOME SO CUTE!!!!!
My favorite parts
Amethyst: You got this pearl!
Pearl: shit
Blue: What are you doing here?
Yellow: I'm here to bring YOU BACK TO REALITY!
I love this new style it’s amazing!
thank you! i used a softer brush this time, and i think i’ll stick to it ^^
Sangled no but seriously it’s great 💕
WHATS THE USE OF MEMES
Do you no da way &!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! memes are life🔮v🔮
Nobody has a clue they just kinda exist
thats literally the only thing that got me.
Mmina Maclang because they’re
SaNs (dodo DO do)
Yay 600th likes
"Girls like girls like boys too nothing-"
*my gay heart* SUCH GOOD SONG!!
It's "Girls like girls like boys do, nothing..."
Girls like girls and boys
And love is not a choice
Porama6400 yes I know it is “do” but I’m bisexual so I find it a lot more fun to say “too” xd
I have a gay heart too
0:02
Pearl: and-
Garnet: ha you thought its *G A R N E T*
Sardonyx: "I can literally squish you right now, It would not be ha-"
Steven: **Every bone in his body breaks**
*if I could, begin to be-*
Who's Steven? I only know Stets.
@@hbue.6361 Hi Spit
This Sucks. FROM THE SOON TO BE FORMICATION HUB
this is less funny after the most recent episode
“Keep your body *_wide_* .”
-Pearl, 2018
Edit: 3:09
"Don't u know I miss her tooooooooooooo"
LAPIS, FLAPIS.
Peridot: *HEY LAPIS ARE YOU GAAAAAYY!!!*
Lapis: YeS.
Peridot: *ARE YOU SURE?!*
Lapis: YeAH
Peridot: YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS!
*_throws up Amethyst._*
"Garnet, Garnet, and Pe-GARNET"
"With my short existence, NO!!"
"It's okay, Stets. There's no time!!"
"Lapis, I can get you out! STOP!! Okay!"
"That's my old pal, Marty. He's dead."
"Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti DoOoOoO"
"I think you're all queer, but I guess I am too, anybody would be if they were stuck on THE MOOOOOON!"
"What's the use of BEES"
-Sangled
Tordless Larsson #famousQuotes
Rebecca: if I could begin to be-
Jasper: STOP SINGING!!!
Me: O K .
I was drinking hot chocolate, and freaking choked. The captions just make it better.
Best caption exit michale jaxson style
“please tell me you’re choking”
*(phantom of the opera performance)*
All this artistic talent, and you use it to make a YTP...
Instant like
Animatics of YTPs...
...I am _exceedingly_ okay with this.
"Yes we still love bees"
"I'm here to take yOU BACK TO REALITY"
Blue: wtf
"You do it for her that is GAY"
F O R N I C A T I O N H U B HELP DHDBS
also i saw that land of the lustrous i thought the same too
Luis C. From the soon to be
"I could squish you right now! It would not be" *s q u i s h* "ahahah"
Lmao
Where was the houseki no kuni reference
"HEY LAPIS ARE YOU GAAYYY"?
Lapis : "Yeah"
Peridot : "Are you sure"?
Lapis:yeah, *wearing (insert name) Outfit
(Sorry I finished it :P)
YEAH!
"Touch that, you clods know what you're doing"
*touches peridots butt*
Pearl watching this happen be like: Amethyst.....no more TV.
THE TRY AGAIN LATER IN SAPPHIRES GEM- IM CHOKING
This video is a the definition of a meme
Peridot: You, are GAYYY.
The More You Know
XD
*[Y-Yeah!]*
Me too
“Lapis i can get you out!”
“Stop!”
“Ok!”
"with my short existence--"
"NO"
THE USE OF MEMES?
MEMES HAVE MANY USES
*DONUT ASK ANYMORE FOOLISH QUESTIONS CHILD*
3:01 I needed to comment this so i can just keep going back
"This sucks! From the soon-to-be Fornication Hub!"
- Sardonyx
Sapphire: ahhhhh...
*Fire alarm goes*
Ruby: FIREEE!!!
0:37
Because of you, in the intro I always hear "Garnet, Garnet And- Garnet"
Great video btw.
"what are you doing"
"im here to bring you BACK TO REALITY!"
killed me
1:15
steven and pearl: me and the fandom crying about the end of suf
amethyst: my irl friend
"HEY LAPIS ARE YOU GAAAAAY?!"
"Yeah"
I can't stop laughing
*YES OF COURSE we still love b e e s*
*and were ALWAYS THINKING OF HER*
* image of rose krumping next to pink appears *
I lost it when Yellow Diamond started singing Eminem
I can’t believe this came out two years ago. Mostly because my sense of humor hasn’t changed at all and this is still funny to me.
Cry *_For Forever_*
Me: FOR FOREVER THIS WAYYYYY-
never in my life did I think I'd see a deh reference on a su video
THIS WAaAaAaAAAAAaay
ALL WE SEE IS LIIIiiiiIIiiIiiIiiiiiIIIGHT
FoOOOOOR FOREVER COZ THE SUN SHINES BRIGHT
WE WILL BE ALRIGHT FOR FOREVER THIS WAYYYyyyyyyyYYYYYyYYYy
for some reason i’m attracted to the way steven looks in this video
...
Okay then......
WEll.....
I'm more a fan of Peridot's design, but to each their own.
“this sucks, from the soon-to-be fornication hub”
I CAN’T HONESTLY
If you pause at 0:45 and look at Sapphire’s gem, it says “Try again later”
-I’m literally wheezing help-
No help, perish
Do you have supersonic eyesight or something? How in the world did you even notice that, much less read it coherently?
@@ethnictendo The magic of the pause button, my friend /hj
@@ScorchedLavender Okay, but how did you notice enough to pause the video in the first place?
@@ethnictendo That is a very good question
2:56 is my favorite one! It's hilarious, and it is so well edited!! aHH this whole video is amazingg! The creator is so talentedd!!
This was some much needed comedy, thank you, Sangled.
1:50 michaela would actually do that tbh
MOR-
R.s.: if I could begin to b-
Jasper: STOP SINGING
I'm here to bring you BACK TO REALITY
3:09
PD: 🖕
Rose: Imma about to end this diamond’s whole career
Pd:🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
me here after a single pale rose:
u m m m m m
Lol
Salty Idiot everyone was here after a single pale rose
@@fwsimon110 ack then im guessing this person didn't see the whole thing o r
0:38 *long low tone noise*
Got you gave me nostalgia from hearing these thank you for reopening my eyes
*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*
FIIIIRE!
For the longest time for some reason I thought that Sapphire actually was the one that said “I don’t have time for this!”
*B a c k t o r e a l i t y*
Sparkie
*OH THERE GOES GRAVITY-*
need more *gay*
And memes
3:01
This is the moment that single-handedly introduced me to the wonderful world of Eminem
me but with "lapis are you gay" and the shortly following hayley kiyoko
*kas :*
Me too
Shitposts have the best music
Yellow:Please tell me your joking.
Blue:what are you doing?
Yellow :I'M HERE TO BRING YOU BACK TO REALITY