Arnold Schwarzenegger majority of the time have fun with his roles no matter how awful his movies are.. Not saying all his movies are awful either.. Love The Terminator Movies, Commando, The Predator, Conan the barbarian 1 and 2, and ect
R.I.P. Joel Schumacher, this movie may have been awful, but you seemed like a genuinely good man at heart, especially when apologizing for this film's existence.
I don't think this film is anywhere close to as bad as people make it out to be. Yeah, it's stupid, and very bad when compared to the first two Batman movies, but worst movies of all-time? Fuck off, not when shit like Foodfight, Garbage Pail Kids and Freddy Got Fingered exists.
Yeah, Doug’s joke there makes him look rather ignorant. It’s never been any secret that Alfred raised Bruce and was for all intents and purposes his father.
Sci No i didn’t miss one. There’s been 3 actors so the actor has changed two times, it started with Keaton, changed to Kilmer and then changed again to cloony. That’s 2 changes.
About Alfred And Freeze's wife, this is explained: They've got the same disease, but Alfred is still at the first/second phase, which can be cured by Freeze medicine. His wife instead is at the third and there is no known cure for this.
8:29 A Bat...Credit Card? They gave him a Bat Credit Card...? They had the BALLS....TO GIVE ONE OF THE GREATEST SUPERHEROES OF ALL TIME...A BAT...CREDIT CARD?!!? NOOOOOOOOOO!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE DOES NOT COMPUTE---
I once tried to rent this movie at Blockbuster when Blockbuster was still a thing. I asked the guy behind the counter if they had this movie and he pretended like he didn't know what I was talking about just so that I wouldn't watch it. That man would forever be my hero. Unfortunately, I did see it when it aired on TV a few weeks later.
honestly i never thought of it as terrible, they put in that little twist to help show that Freeze isnt inherently evil, more chaotic/neutral by D&D standards. and Freeze was a doctor before he joined the polar bear club, so as a Batfan i could get behind the little story twist.
There probably wasnt a reliable cure when nora was first diagnosed. Since shes been frozen for several years, and freeze being a doctor, he probably developed cures for earlier stages, but Nora's case is so far ahead, he cant really keep up.
At least they explained this, 2 other good things about it: not killing Freeze and Ivy (still sad for Two-Face and the Penguin); Batgirl being Alfred's niece so it's really the Batfamily.
+Gokussjdensetsuno45 No he still sucks too and (besides this one) is the worst portrayal of Bane ever. He sounds like a worse version of Darth Vader the mask is retarded and unnecessary, and you can't understand a single thing he says, besides that he was born in the darkness. So yeah Tom Hardy still sucks.
One of my favorite memories from cosplaying the Nostalgia Critic to a con was 2 different people randomly saying 'Bat Credit Card' to me and me just getting to let loose yelling at them 😆 It was so fun!
@@MrMarinus18 For a superhero who’s hellbent on keeping his identity a secret, why does he have a credit card? His secret identity would be revealed pretty damn fast
@@calebgroves6526 When did he bash Jim Carrey for overacting? In fact, I distinctly remember the joke being that, since Jim Carrey was basically portraying an obsessed fanboy, his normally over-the-top performance was almost too subtle.
Jake Voronkov Yes and no. The Adam West TV series was aimed at a younger audience and was campy on purpose. This movie is a sequel of Batman Forever, which had a more serious tone. Don't get me wrong, I like B&R and the cheesiness of the old series, but Joel Schumacher tried to do a good movie, but studio involvement, Schumacher's slipping heavy gay undertones, bad casting choices an horrible directions set this flick towards failure... Is it funny? Hell yeah! But not for the same reasons we laugh at sixties Batman...
I don't think the Bruce and Alfred scene was that "gay". It's the one scene in the movie with some substance. It's a son talking to his father figure, not knowing if it'll be the last time. If you look at the way Bruce hugged Alfred, it's the way any man would hug their father. So......that's the ONLY thing I can defend.
@@Zug8415 Indeed. And this same scene actually contains some surprisingly powerful dialogue too. Namely this from Alfred: "Death and chance stole your parents. But rather than become a victim, you have done everything in your power to control the fates. For what is Batman if not an effort to master the chaos that sweeps our world, an attempt to control death itself?"
16:27: That scene alone from the Nostalgia Critic even made my then 75 year-old grandfather *crack himself* with hysterics, despite him himself never seeing "Batman and Robin" as an film throughout!
Mr. Freeze didn't use the Cure on his wife, because he only found the cure for the first stage of the disease, where Alfred was at. His wife was on a much harsher stage. It's even foreshadowed earlier in the movie, when Batman is looking at Mr. Freeze's research, and says that he appears to have found the cure for early stages of the disease.
+Charlie Hinkley I think that Batman Robin was a poor excuse to try to be "family friendly" and a poor excuse to try to sell merchandise. I think that was also the reason why A Christmas Story 2 was panned by the critics. A Christmas Story 2 was done as an excuse to try to sell merchandise.
Honestly, I think Batman Forever had enough of an atmosphere at times to still be considered a "decent" Batman movie, including having a parrallel between Bruce and Dick with how they're both working through the loss of their families, taking up a life of crime fighting and working through that together. Its probably the only incarnation of Robin which was done rather well. Mind you, I recently rewatched that movie as an adult and I knew that if I saw that in the theater...I probably would've stayed away from Batman And Robin.
+badgerman Omg, they seriously came out with A Christmas Story 2?! WTF? I've never heard of that. Holy shit though, WHY??? It didn't need a sequel! They ruined it!!!
+badgerman Dear LORD, I just looked up the trailer! I couldn't believe it. I must've not heard about the sequel because I only had Netflix and probably didn't see any commercials of it? Wtf were they thinking?
Walt Disney actually could've hid in Disneyland, he had an apartment in the firehouse. So technically, if you didn't know about the apartment, he could've so....
7:43 to 7:47 Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllll, Walt Disney did sometimes live in Disneyland, going out just in his bathrobes, and nobody visiting figured it was him. As always, wonderful video!
Micky mouse: *robs bank* hehehe Police right outside disney land: where could he be where could Micky mouse be it’s nearly impossible to find him Commander: did you check Disney land? Police: na why on earth would he hide there? Commander: bruh?
Val Kilmer actually wasn't interested in coming back, and Keaton actually didn't really mind apparently being replaced as he didn't really like batman returns. Funny you mention the spider man thing...tobey than andrew...but then we got tom holland. the geek nerd school ADHD fake-out villain iron spidey garbage franchise that feels more like a parody. michael keaton was the only saving grace of the one.
Kilmer was often busy fighting with Schumacher & company during filming of the prior film and then the ugly bomb “Island of Dr. Moreau” came along to keep him busy
I loved this movie when I was a kid and, despite realising how bad it was in hindsight, I cannot bring myself to hate it. Besides Uma Thurman's Poison Ivy jumpstarted my puberty around 5 years early! XD
A Bat... Credit Card? They gave him... a Bat... Credit Card?! They had the BALLS... to give one of the GREATEST superheroes of ALL time... *A BAT... CREDIT CARD?!?!?!?* *NOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE, DOES NOT COMPUTE, IT'S INSANE--!!!!*
The funniest thing about the Bat Credit Card is that it makes perfect sense. If Batman needed to make an emergency purchase, he would need a separate credit card that didn't tie back to his Bruce Wayne identity. xD
Oh boy... I just understood an important thing: Batman and Robin is the live version of Foodfight! Think about it. The writers in both movies didn't know how to write dialogues and make two characters interact with each other so they simplified their script by making everyone speaks in puns! And the result in both films is unintentionally hilarious!
***** And you have successfully explained the joke, what do we have for him Johnny? "He will receive an official certificate that proves that he has mastered this game show" We'll see you next time on RUIN, THAT, JOKE!
Hey NC! 11:08 You really haven't seen Two Faces's suit next to Riddler's? Anyway, i agree it was a good detail. Maybe the only one in this entire SuperCrappyFuckTerrificCexpialiBullshit.
+MountBücke Kreative Arnold was actually entertaining in the same way Nick Cage made Wicker Man a hilarious film. His over-the-top performance and one liners made me laugh throughout.
Funny thing is, Warner executives ruined this, and they were responsable for the bad parts in Forever (which is still a gppd movie, but watch the deleted scene, the original Schumaher idea was a lot better)
Elle Calladine but someone should’ve told bale to take it easy, his voice is laughable in the Nolan movies, he’s a damn good actor and the movies were awesome but the voice is just awful.
What annoys me about this movie isn't the cheap sets. It isn't the corny one liners. (I actually love word play, *especially* one-liners.) It isn't the ridiculously X-rated Bat/Robin suits. Hell, it isn't even the Bat Credit card. It's the fact that Batman isn't innovative enough to think, "Hang on. My voice is easily recognisable. I should change that!" Anyone with fucking ears could deduce it's Bruce Wayne under that mask.
+Xehanort10 Difficult for a guy like him to do anything else. Sure, a voice change would've helped but you're always going to see him as Clooney dressed up like Batman rather than just well...Batman. Blame the casting.
leonardoflorentin I'm going by the logic of the film as a standalone, not drawing from the comics. Like hearing a family member calling you from the other side of the house, you don't have to look for them to know who it is - it's bleeding obvious. You only have to recognise their voice. Same applies here. You're completely right about Superman, and I honestly agree with you, but still, calling Batman comics 'silly' is a little redundant, don't you think? ALL Batman comics are silly! Yeah, serious undertones are thrown in now and again (New 52's Joker? Creeeeepyyyyy~!), and the overall atmosphere mainly depends on the writers/artists, but predominantly, the idea of a man swinging around in a cape punching bad guys in the name of JUSTICE is freakin' hilarious to me. And that's why I love them. You may not like comics, and that's fair enough, but that doesn't mean you can shit on people who do.
I felt Schwarzenegger was the best actor in this movie. I loved his puns. Especiallly: "Tonight's Forecast. A FREEZE IS COMING!" But yeah this is the worst Batman movie.
You know,there is a Psy-goa Trance song that uses that pun as it's only lyrics. It's called Freeze from a Greek trance band called Cyan.Check it out if you want to.
13:33 You know what I just realized? wasn't Poison Ivy sitting on that plant earlier and it didn't try to eat her... and aren't most of her plants (usually the ridiculously large ones) able to understand and communicate with her so why would it try to eat her? And how did she get out of there?
HOU DAE U LIKE DIS SUPERCRAPOFUCKORIFICPICEOSHIT YOU UNCULTURED SWINE THIS MOVIE DESERVES ALL DA HATE IN THE WORLD FOR TOTALLY UNJUSTIFIABLE REASONS AND EVEN IF YOU LIKE IT YOU DESERVE TO HATE BECAUSE REASONS
I dug the movie too to be fair. I love extremely campy movies and I don’t need anything grounded in reality. Just tell me a cohesive story and make things colorful.
I don't think THAT 4:35 would've been so bad if it had just been DONE WELL. The Robin and Batgirl characters had ORIGINATED in the 60's TV series, so then it was probably appropriate that THIS movie be modeled on THAT more.
Robin and Batgirl were from the comics, but the first Robin outside of the comics was from the serial films of the 1940's (which had two installments with two different actors for the dynamic duo). But first Batgirl outside of the comics was the one played by Yvone Craig from the campy live-action TV show of the 1960's called Batman.
The number 1 worst Batman movie. I love that catchphrase "A Bat Credit Card? They gave him a Bat Credit Card!?" Bat Credit Card that makes really pisses me off too. (#ﾟДﾟ)
Batman (1966): Funny yet enjoyable 7/10 Batman (1989): An instant classic 8/10 Batman Returns: Awesome! 8.5/10 Batman Forever: It was...meh. 4.5/10 Batman and Robin: WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING??!!! 2/10 Batman Begins: Fucking awesome! 8.9/10 The Dark Knight: Superior in every way! 10/10 The Dark Knight Rises: Pretty epic! 9.5/10
+AJcaraballo95 Eh, I'd change Batman Forever's score to a 6.5 (it was passable). Batman Begins to a solid 8 and Dark Knight Rises a 7.5 I agree with the rest.
+AJcaraballo95 Batman (1966): Funny yet enjoyable 7/10 Batman (1989): An instant classic 8/10 Batman Returns: Awesome! 8.5/10 Batman Forever: It was...meh. 4.5/10 Batman and Robin: Just like Adam West, but with nipples 5/10 Batman Begins: Fucking awesome! 8.9/10 The Dark Knight: Superior in every way! 8/10 The Dark Knight Rises: Eh 7.5/10 Revisioned
I just got back from the new Batman review that came out today Valentine’s Day 2018. I can’t believe how long I’ve been watching this show and how long the critic has been reviewing Batman movies
To some extent, I would like a Bat-credit card. Think about it; a credit card that can allow you to anonymously draw funds from Bruce Wayne’s bank account. Who wouldn’t want a card like that.
15:08 Wow. Just think of the making for Project X Zone 3, Mario and Luigi Paper Jam 2, and other games and model locaters that could’ve happened with the money used for these effects. Freeze’s Girl: Talk about your cold shoulder.
I think honestly in my opinion I think that yes telling her off entirely or ruining her character mainly because I just don't feel like killing her and I would like be more useful later on series and secondly we already have the another antagonist in the second half Also the anime arc in my opinion my favorite arc of all time I do have two complaints arc starting a trend of permadeath characters with no explanation why they can't be revived as well as the final fight scene
Clooney and Keaton are my favorite Bruce Waynes. And I remember watching this at the cinema, and taking until Batman whips out his Bat credit card to realize that they had actually made a big screen version of the Adam West show (up until that point I was just confused).
I see this film as the Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer of superhero movies, as in everybody hates it but nobody takes the time to appreciate how bad it is.
8:38 Critic. Batman is rich. He is rich and he funnels that money into his crime fighting enterprise under several false identities and shell companies. And being someone who prepares for any event or situation, as portrayed in both the comics and TV/movie adaptations, and using that money to buy thing he won't normally buy, like diapers for a rescued baby, or coffee to keep himself awake. And the fact that he likes to ACCESSORIZE his crime fighting figure, buying gadgetry and weapons from something sensible to a car, to something silly like his Bat-Shaped projectiles, and the afore mentioned shell companies... What exactly is so rediculous and anger provoking about Batman using a Bat Credit Card!?
Say what you will about Schwarzenegger's performance; at least you can tell he was having fun
The Odd Life of Timothy Green review.
+mach6247 Excuse me?
yes Rhett you are excused
Arnold Schwarzenegger majority of the time have fun with his roles no matter how awful his movies are.. Not saying all his movies are awful either.. Love The Terminator Movies, Commando, The Predator, Conan the barbarian 1 and 2, and ect
More like he was having pun
R.I.P. Joel Schumacher, this movie may have been awful, but you seemed like a genuinely good man at heart, especially when apologizing for this film's existence.
Victoria Garcia Wait, Joel is dead ?
@@adonis7626 yeah, he died on June 22nd 2020.
I stand by my defense of liking Batman Forever though.
I don't think this film is anywhere close to as bad as people make it out to be. Yeah, it's stupid, and very bad when compared to the first two Batman movies, but worst movies of all-time? Fuck off, not when shit like Foodfight, Garbage Pail Kids and Freddy Got Fingered exists.
@@DarkAttackYT Yeah, that one's definitely up there. I've never even watched the show and I was insulted by it.
As someone who's read the comics, I can't fault Bruce for loving Alfred; he's stepped up and went from butler to surrogate father for Bruce.
Hell, even if you didn't read the comics, the shows portray him as a good replacement father for Batman.
Yeah, Doug’s joke there makes him look rather ignorant. It’s never been any secret that Alfred raised Bruce and was for all intents and purposes his father.
SapphireFlame
Yeah honestly I think that’s an actual good scene that’s slightly ruined by the fact that Bruce has changed actors twice.
@@thewerewolff7248 Three times, you forgot Kilmer and or Keeton.
Sci
No i didn’t miss one. There’s been 3 actors so the actor has changed two times, it started with Keaton, changed to Kilmer and then changed again to cloony. That’s 2 changes.
"Your emotions make you weak!" This coming from the guy whose defining motivation is saving his dying wife...
Intentionally ironic?
He doesn't let people know that.
Freeze was just acting tough to be "cool"... yeah ok, i'll leave now.
Exactly, to save his wife he had to let go of everything else, and become a creature of pure determination.
About Alfred And Freeze's wife, this is explained: They've got the same disease, but Alfred is still at the first/second phase, which can be cured by Freeze medicine. His wife instead is at the third and there is no known cure for this.
8:29 A Bat...Credit Card? They gave him a Bat Credit Card...? They had the BALLS....TO GIVE ONE OF THE GREATEST SUPERHEROES OF ALL TIME...A BAT...CREDIT CARD?!!? NOOOOOOOOOO!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE DOES NOT COMPUTE---
Ahem...... RAPE MY CHILDHOOD WILL YOU!!!??? YOU WILL ALL DIEEEE!
I knew he was going to.....uh lose his temper so I was like "Oh uh, oh no DUCK IN COVER! HE IS LOSING IT!"
Can someone replicate that card and give it to him at Christmas please?
Batmans utility belt has a solution for every problem so yes, there's a bat credit card.
My reaction to the silliness Johns boils up.
I once tried to rent this movie at Blockbuster when Blockbuster was still a thing. I asked the guy behind the counter if they had this movie and he pretended like he didn't know what I was talking about just so that I wouldn't watch it. That man would forever be my hero. Unfortunately, I did see it when it aired on TV a few weeks later.
Rip
how did you know he was pretending? did you ask him?
Edward HARRISON [12M3] no it was a video retail store that got killed by Netflix
CmanTheMonkey they were making a joke because THERE IS NO MORE BLOCKBUSTER
GamingDemon 12 Mk
I miss that "Of Course!" Joke so much.
Discontinued since the sonic episode
Well, it's on the merchandising
NOOOOO!
Ghostfac3 where is it from
Of course!!
Freeze's wife had a more severe stage of the disease while Alfred wasn't that far along. It's explained in the movie. Which was still terrible.
He came back to this in a later video and brought that up
honestly i never thought of it as terrible, they put in that little twist to help show that Freeze isnt inherently evil, more chaotic/neutral by D&D standards.
and Freeze was a doctor before he joined the polar bear club, so as a Batfan i could get behind the little story twist.
There probably wasnt a reliable cure when nora was first diagnosed. Since shes been frozen for several years, and freeze being a doctor, he probably developed cures for earlier stages, but Nora's case is so far ahead, he cant really keep up.
Thanks for saving me the time to make a proper Explanation, this Autistic brain of mine couldn't have done better
At least they explained this, 2 other good things about it: not killing Freeze and Ivy (still sad for Two-Face and the Penguin); Batgirl being Alfred's niece so it's really the Batfamily.
"Alfred's niece Barbara?" I'm not a huge Batman fan, but isn't she supposed to be Commissioner Gordon's daughter?
Kugawattan Yes. Yes she is
Maybe Gordon and Alfred are siblings!!! DUN DUN DUUUUUUU!!!!!
WJZAV or maybe the writers couldnt even bother to read a fucking wikipedia page
I found my answer funnier. Just sayin -_-
Besides, i don't think Wikipedia existed when this movie came out.
Kugawattan according to imdb trivia they rewrote the character because they thoyght nobody would believe Alicia Silverstone as Pat hingles daughter.
I'm actually glad B&R got made, because this video was made
This, the roller coaster at Six Flags, and Moloko.
That and Rifftrax
I know, I know. I actually studied "Batman and Robin" after watching this. Not to say it was still a pleasurable experience.
And that The Dark Knight was made.
When I first saw it I don't hate it I didn't enjoy it
and he didn't even Mention bane
Still a better looking Bane than Tom Hardy
Tom Hardy perhaps doesn't look like Bane, but _he still acts like Bane it's supposed to be_.
+Ian Cobain he looked better, but Tom hardy acted a way better bane
+Gokussjdensetsuno45 No he still sucks too and (besides this one) is the worst portrayal of Bane ever. He sounds like a worse version of Darth Vader the mask is retarded and unnecessary, and you can't understand a single thing he says, besides that he was born in the darkness. So yeah Tom Hardy still sucks.
+Wicked Bat I understood him for the most part. You are exagerating.
One of my favorite memories from cosplaying the Nostalgia Critic to a con was 2 different people randomly saying 'Bat Credit Card' to me and me just getting to let loose yelling at them 😆 It was so fun!
I don't get it though. Sure it's incredibly stupid but so is everything else in this movie. I don't see why he singled that thing out.
@@MrMarinus18 For a superhero who’s hellbent on keeping his identity a secret, why does he have a credit card? His secret identity would be revealed pretty damn fast
@@brenyattaits movie lambcorn, who cares
@@nickelbrickell It's like if you suddenly gave the *A-Team* Credit Cards: That's gonnna be so stupid and go down so quick.
This is why Superman works alone.
Kimani Wilson-Hunte *takes cyanide pill*
Brandon Roberts "Aha aha, gah.. I can't do it.. gahahaha."
Never leave the bat-cave without it.
I guess I'll cancel the pizza!
Kimani Wilson-Hunte *cough* Justice League *cough*
And that is how Nostalgia Critic became the new Joker...
what does this have to do with the original comment
Melvin Melvin Brother of the Joker
I'd love to see Doug as the joker in a parody movie one day!
100th liker!!!!
iM3GTR he would have made a better joker than fucking jared leto
fuck him
To the movie's credit, the "I'm afraid you'l have to die." was pretty funny.
It looks and sounds like Xzar from Baldur's Gate.
lol tell us more about your videos. how many subs and views you have. at least critic has something to hate on.
hi
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Couldn't tell ya honestly.
Rip Joel Schumacher. You may have not been loved as for Batman and robin. But we accept your apology.
He had nothing to apologize for though but I respect that he did
Schumacher sucks
Kevin Breen Question, have you seen the movie Lost Boys?
No matter what people say I think Batman and robin is one of the best Batman films personally
@@cayden07895 just don’t mention THAT WHICH CANNOT BE NAMED
Atleast mr. Schwarzenegger got a pretty cool role.
I'm gonna leave now...
Chill, bro. It's a nice ice of life comedy!
Andrew:thats was a cold pun bro
meta:yeah it made freeze to death
Icy what you did there.
still not as bad as when hell froze over and the terminator franchise gave him an even worse role with successfully killing john conners in a retcon
@zach5350 zach5350 Take a chill pill.
"DOES NOT COMPUTE!"
and thus, one of Nostalgia Critics greatest lines was born. Happy 10th anniversary :)
“It’s like Walt Disney hiding out in Disneyland” he actually would lol
Or the Warner Bros and Warner sister Dot hiding in the Warner Bros tower in Animaniacs.
"Your emotions make you weak!"
Uh... did they literally forget this villain's backstory?
8:30
His reaction to the Bat Credit Card is hilarious
Not really. He bashes Jim Carrey’s overacting performance in Batman Forever and he does the same thing in his videos.
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@@calebgroves6526 When did he bash Jim Carrey for overacting? In fact, I distinctly remember the joke being that, since Jim Carrey was basically portraying an obsessed fanboy, his normally over-the-top performance was almost too subtle.
@@calebgroves6526 boy 1.4 million people think its funny including me
I have to say, the scenes with Bruce and Alfred are the only great scenes in this movie. They have a ton of emotion.
Antonio Figueroa I concur. It's too bad the Nostalgia Critic cheapened it with the "Ambiguously Gay Duo" crack.
Antonio Figueroa IMO, Michael Gough (Alfred in this movie) is the only actor in this movie who is actually trying.
Antonio Figueroa I think that the Alfred dying storyline deserved a much better movie.
I agree, at least Michael Gough was trying to get himself axed from this movie as quickly as possible.
Jake Voronkov Yes and no. The Adam West TV series was aimed at a younger audience and was campy on purpose. This movie is a sequel of Batman Forever, which had a more serious tone. Don't get me wrong, I like B&R and the cheesiness of the old series, but Joel Schumacher tried to do a good movie, but studio involvement, Schumacher's slipping heavy gay undertones, bad casting choices an horrible directions set this flick towards failure... Is it funny? Hell yeah! But not for the same reasons we laugh at sixties Batman...
I haven´t noticed this before, but even Mr. Freeze´s suit has nipples, oh my god.
Jose Echevarria but none for ivy or batgirl. Damn you Joel
Caleb Jensine He’s gay..
Caleb Jensine Sooo it makes sense.
@@JurassicProductions This didn’t age well
@@ghostfac3182 yah but they show B.G.'s butt when she suits up lol
Fun fact: the actor who plays Dr. Jason Woodrue, John Glover, also voiced the Riddler in "Batman: The Animated Series".
Oh, wow that was him? Weird how he was in this movie and not Batman Forever.
He was also Clamp in Gremlins 2.
And was a Luthor in Smallville. And was the villain's father in Shazam.
Ok that’s actually interesting
@@DeirdreRoxanne Why would they get Jim Carrey and Tommy Lee Jones to play The Riddler and Two Face in Batman Forever?
I don't think the Bruce and Alfred scene was that "gay". It's the one scene in the movie with some substance. It's a son talking to his father figure, not knowing if it'll be the last time. If you look at the way Bruce hugged Alfred, it's the way any man would hug their father. So......that's the ONLY thing I can defend.
M. Chedderbeef I agree
Indeed. The intimate scenes with Alfred actually felt like the one scenes that were actually taken seriously in the whole film
Yeah it’s irritating that you actually have some pretty interesting and powerful scenes in an otherwise awful film
@@Zug8415 Indeed.
And this same scene actually contains some surprisingly powerful dialogue too.
Namely this from Alfred:
"Death and chance stole your parents. But rather than become a victim, you have done everything in your power to control the fates. For what is Batman if not an effort to master the chaos that sweeps our world, an attempt to control death itself?"
Very gay scene.
Alfred protected the secret of Batman with a three letter password.
Peg.
*Facepalm self*
President Kudsi I think what’s worse is that batgirl’s first guess of the password is “Alfred”
Alfred The Buttler.
Perfect comment. 😂
16:27: That scene alone from the Nostalgia Critic even made my then 75 year-old grandfather *crack himself* with hysterics, despite him himself never seeing "Batman and Robin" as an film throughout!
Mr. Freeze didn't use the Cure on his wife, because he only found the cure for the first stage of the disease, where Alfred was at. His wife was on a much harsher stage.
It's even foreshadowed earlier in the movie, when Batman is looking at Mr. Freeze's research, and says that he appears to have found the cure for early stages of the disease.
It’s still really contrived that they have the exact same disease
He went over that in the first Top 11 Fuck Ups video
batman forever: haha. this is so bad it's funny.
batman and robin: why
+Charlie Hinkley I think that Batman Robin was a poor excuse to try to be "family friendly" and a poor excuse to try to sell merchandise. I think that was also the reason why A Christmas Story 2 was panned by the critics. A Christmas Story 2 was done as an excuse to try to sell merchandise.
Honestly, I think Batman Forever had enough of an atmosphere at times to still be considered a "decent" Batman movie, including having a parrallel between Bruce and Dick with how they're both working through the loss of their families, taking up a life of crime fighting and working through that together. Its probably the only incarnation of Robin which was done rather well. Mind you, I recently rewatched that movie as an adult and I knew that if I saw that in the theater...I probably would've stayed away from Batman And Robin.
+badgerman Omg, they seriously came out with A Christmas Story 2?! WTF? I've never heard of that. Holy shit though, WHY??? It didn't need a sequel! They ruined it!!!
+badgerman Dear LORD, I just looked up the trailer! I couldn't believe it. I must've not heard about the sequel because I only had Netflix and probably didn't see any commercials of it? Wtf were they thinking?
I still feel that "Batman and Robin" was made to sell merchandise and a poor attempt to be be "family friendly"
I thought that Barbara was related to Commissioner Gordon, not Alfred.
She's also supposed to be a redhead and wear a bat-cowl.
In the comic books she is
Honestly, given how Batgirl is blond in this one, she looks more like Stephanie Brown.
They thought that Gordon looked too old to be her father so they made her Alfred's niece.
@@saulthechicanootaku Yes!
"I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it 'cuz you don't want to"
The fact that this is from 2008 just shows how well the nostalgia critic has aged
Walt Disney actually could've hid in Disneyland, he had an apartment in the firehouse. So technically, if you didn't know about the apartment, he could've so....
I heard about that...I still would've looked there
TheHauntedMansionFan12345 true true
Besides, Disneyland would actually the last place i would look for Walt Disney. It would be just too obvious.
WJZAV Exactly. It's like if Cookie Monster went insane for his love of cookies and kidnapped someone and his hideout was the cookie factory.
How do you keep a secret from the word's greatest detective? It's easy, you stick it right in front of him, right under his long pointy nose and wait.
7:43 to 7:47 Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllll, Walt Disney did sometimes live in Disneyland, going out just in his bathrobes, and nobody visiting figured it was him.
As always, wonderful video!
Micky mouse: *robs bank* hehehe
Police right outside disney land: where could he be where could Micky mouse be it’s nearly impossible to find him
Commander: did you check Disney land?
Police: na why on earth would he hide there?
Commander: bruh?
Freeze: What killed tha Dinosaurs?
Dr Malcom: Cold uncaring mathematical chance.
Freeze: You lie!
man. watching this is making me miss Critic's old memes like "OF COURSE!" and Big Lipped Alligator Moment and "I was FROZEN today!"
Mikoyo15 ambiguously gay duo
Please bring the memes! WE DEMAND THE MEMES!
Also chuck Norris!
CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!
Why replace Val Kilmer he did good, same with Keaton. That's like switching Spider Man three times, oh wait
Val Kilmer was in another project and if I remember correctly it was around that time that the Island of Dr. Moreau was being made. 😂
OH how the times have changed ;D
Val Kilmer actually wasn't interested in coming back, and Keaton actually didn't really mind apparently being replaced as he didn't really like batman returns.
Funny you mention the spider man thing...tobey than andrew...but then we got tom holland. the geek nerd school ADHD fake-out villain iron spidey garbage franchise that feels more like a parody. michael keaton was the only saving grace of the one.
Kilmer was often busy fighting with Schumacher & company during filming of the prior film and then the ugly bomb “Island of Dr. Moreau” came along to keep him busy
He refused because he *actually* did not like the direction the studio were taking the franchise.
freezes wife had the forth stage Alfred had the first stage
the third stage
Julio Cesar Orellaned Martin the BATstage
what stage? where?
He addressed this mistake in one of his top 11 videos where he talks about the biggest mistakes he's made.
h.r. animates Then why does he look like he's near death?
Crazy to think this review came out before the dark knight.
Also RIP Joel
this review came out two months after the dark knight, probably was still in theaters by then
How bossilbly sick he could be?
-Bruce:he’s dying.
Awkward
And Clooney says it with a smile on his face.....😂
I loved this movie when I was a kid and, despite realising how bad it was in hindsight, I cannot bring myself to hate it.
Besides Uma Thurman's Poison Ivy jumpstarted my puberty around 5 years early! XD
Oh, so you were getting boners at 3 years old?
I still kinda like it, too, but it's still bad... I'm also one of the few people that liked Eon Flux so that explain a lot xD
I saw it on Cartoon Network when I was younger. I barely remember anything.
kingkong381 well it was made to sell toys..
Good to know I'm not the only one :D
8:22 The famous Bat credit card reaction.
The way he leans into the camera and screams “HEALP!!!”
Daffy duck reference. Right?
I wouldn’t know, I just find it funny 🤷🏻♀️
Brickhut Joe which episode.
4:53
Where do you even apply for a bat credit card?
Don't ask.
You apply at Batman. Then you get a car. Chicks dig the car.
The Bat Bank.
the bank on the card says Batman Forever
@@AzguardMike wait really? What the hell?
"I think we might have killed the franchise."
- George Clooney on Batman & Robin (and until 2005, *he was right* )
8:30 NostalgiaCritic.exe has stopped working.
13:53 i need help, my Nostalgia Critic app stopped working and has crashed.
DOES NOT COMPUTE!
+MasterJunior93 did you try turning your device on and off again?
8:30
A legendary and really hilarious scene in all of history .
A Bat... Credit Card?
They gave him... a Bat... Credit Card?!
They had the BALLS... to give one of the GREATEST superheroes of ALL time... *A BAT... CREDIT CARD?!?!?!?*
*NOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE, DOES NOT COMPUTE, IT'S INSANE--!!!!*
Bat Credit Card.
"RAPE MY CHILDHOOD WOULD YOU! " Lol I was busting up laughing at this part
the best credit card...........LOL xD
DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! GGDUHFBJGCGHN
Bad Credit Card.
That needs to be a meme but I also like the face he makes at 5:38, I've started using that myself, not on videos of course
9:17 NC's reaction to the Harley Quinn fart scene in Batman and Harley Quinn.
@Dave B It exists... and it, too, raped my childhood.
“Smells like discipline.”
Who's idea was it to put that scene in?
The funniest thing about the Bat Credit Card is that it makes perfect sense. If Batman needed to make an emergency purchase, he would need a separate credit card that didn't tie back to his Bruce Wayne identity. xD
*Joel Schumacher: 1939 - 2020*
Oh boy... I just understood an important thing: Batman and Robin is the live version of Foodfight! Think about it. The writers in both movies didn't know how to write dialogues and make two characters interact with each other so they simplified their script by making everyone speaks in puns!
And the result in both films is unintentionally hilarious!
But batman and robin actually had some good things
15:28 The cure Mr. Freeze had was curable for the disease stage that Alfred is in, but Freeze's wife is beyond.
That is true
The infamous BAT CREDIT CARD episode!
R.I.P., Joel Schumacher. Thanks for the memories.
Wait he died
@@jasonwalker1263 yes last year
wait... if this movie made Barbara Alfred's niece... would that make Jim Gordon his brother? DEAR GODS.
Barbara Pennyworth
So there's two Batgirls named Barbara? that must be weird in bed.
+Ethan Toise actually the official name for her is Barbara Wilson
*****
And you have successfully explained the joke, what do we have for him Johnny?
"He will receive an official certificate that proves that he has mastered this game show"
We'll see you next time on RUIN, THAT, JOKE!
Hopey Olguin HAHAHAHA! But hey! That's the downside of comedy isn't it? You're always taking shots from folks who just don't get the joke
Hey NC!
11:08 You really haven't seen Two Faces's suit next to Riddler's?
Anyway, i agree it was a good detail.
Maybe the only one in this entire SuperCrappyFuckTerrificCexpialiBullshit.
Hmm, i felt that Arnold was the only thing COOL about this movie.
+MountBücke Kreative Haha, good one
A bat FREAKING credit card!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
+MountBücke Kreative Arnold was actually entertaining in the same way Nick Cage made Wicker Man a hilarious film. His over-the-top performance and one liners made me laugh throughout.
You better chill dude
Oh god man, not you too not the ice puns!
9:06 *A BAT CREDIT CARD!!!!! YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!!*
should I tell you that the butler beat superman up once by himself in one of the comics or wait till later
Hush child...
:)
True I love that butler
u mean the pills he took right? that grant him super human strength right
In the injustice comics
God Bless the mad man Christian Bale and the genius Christopher Nolan for saving Batman. And curse DC executives for ruining it again.
Elle Calladine no curse Bale, bless Affleck
Gold Godzilla You know what your right...Bless Gal Gadot/Wonder Woman 😂
Gold Godzilla affleck is a shit Batman.
Funny thing is, Warner executives ruined this, and they were responsable for the bad parts in Forever (which is still a gppd movie, but watch the deleted scene, the original Schumaher idea was a lot better)
Elle Calladine but someone should’ve told bale to take it easy, his voice is laughable in the Nolan movies, he’s a damn good actor and the movies were awesome but the voice is just awful.
This review is an alltime classic!
MrBlobby786 definitely
9:15 never stopped being hilarious even all these years later 😂
I lose it every time I watch it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What annoys me about this movie isn't the cheap sets. It isn't the corny one liners. (I actually love word play, *especially* one-liners.) It isn't the ridiculously X-rated Bat/Robin suits. Hell, it isn't even the Bat Credit card. It's the fact that Batman isn't innovative enough to think, "Hang on. My voice is easily recognisable. I should change that!" Anyone with fucking ears could deduce it's Bruce Wayne under that mask.
+Chris Sullivan It seemed more like George Clooney was playing himself in a Batman suit in this film rather than actually playing Batman.
It was George Clooney showing off his nipples
+Xehanort10 Difficult for a guy like him to do anything else. Sure, a voice change would've helped but you're always going to see him as Clooney dressed up like Batman rather than just well...Batman. Blame the casting.
Oh come on, if you are into this shit you should beyond that. How nobody can figure out that clark kent is superman? who cares, it's a silly comic.
leonardoflorentin I'm going by the logic of the film as a standalone, not drawing from the comics. Like hearing a family member calling you from the other side of the house, you don't have to look for them to know who it is - it's bleeding obvious. You only have to recognise their voice. Same applies here.
You're completely right about Superman, and I honestly agree with you, but still, calling Batman comics 'silly' is a little redundant, don't you think? ALL Batman comics are silly! Yeah, serious undertones are thrown in now and again (New 52's Joker? Creeeeepyyyyy~!), and the overall atmosphere mainly depends on the writers/artists, but predominantly, the idea of a man swinging around in a cape punching bad guys in the name of JUSTICE is freakin' hilarious to me. And that's why I love them.
You may not like comics, and that's fair enough, but that doesn't mean you can shit on people who do.
*Ambiguously Gay Duo theme plays*
What's everybody looking at?!
Patrick Brady NOTHING!
+Patrick Brady Uh YOU"
NOTHING!
Pure electricity... in my pants.
@@unwelldanny7108 That's SUPERVOLT!
I felt Schwarzenegger was the best actor in this movie. I loved his puns. Especiallly:
"Tonight's Forecast. A FREEZE IS COMING!"
But yeah this is the worst Batman movie.
To be honest it's not really saying much when you say Arnold was the best actor in this film.
You know,there is a Psy-goa Trance song that uses that pun as it's only lyrics.
It's called Freeze from a Greek trance band called Cyan.Check it out if you want to.
Good night sweet schumacher and flights of bat credit cards sing thee to thy rest
I actually have a batman visa card HAHAHHAHA
Imani S. H. You lie!
BAT CREDIT CARD. YOU OWN A BAT CREDIT CARD. DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE.
Shit I need one
9:27 "I'm cool."
Do I smell pun?
I think it's more a reference to when Disney's Hades said the same thing right after his meeting with the 3 Fates.
8:53 Who else would they give a Bat-Credit card to? Martian Manhunter?
I would
This was my first Nostalgia Critic episode I ever watched. Still holds up.
13:33 You know what I just realized? wasn't Poison Ivy sitting on that plant earlier and it didn't try to eat her... and aren't most of her plants (usually the ridiculously large ones) able to understand and communicate with her so why would it try to eat her? And how did she get out of there?
Critic: "No kid seen this movie"
Me: *Seen it as a kid... and liked it*
@@discontinued42069 yeah. Been a while since I seen it... but I remember that I was excited to see the next one... which never came
HOU DAE U LIKE DIS SUPERCRAPOFUCKORIFICPICEOSHIT YOU UNCULTURED SWINE THIS MOVIE DESERVES ALL DA HATE IN THE WORLD FOR TOTALLY UNJUSTIFIABLE REASONS AND EVEN IF YOU LIKE IT YOU DESERVE TO HATE BECAUSE REASONS
This is literally me
I dug the movie too to be fair. I love extremely campy movies and I don’t need anything grounded in reality. Just tell me a cohesive story and make things colorful.
Same
"There's only one word to describe it. It's...supercrapafuckerifficexpialibullshit!" I died.
I don't think THAT 4:35 would've been so bad if it had just been DONE WELL. The Robin and Batgirl characters had ORIGINATED in the 60's TV series, so then it was probably appropriate that THIS movie be modeled on THAT more.
Robin and Batgirl were from the comics, but the first Robin outside of the comics was from the serial films of the 1940's (which had two installments with two different actors for the dynamic duo). But first Batgirl outside of the comics was the one played by Yvone Craig from the campy live-action TV show of the 1960's called Batman.
@@LooneyCartoonMan But what about BatMITE?
@@pheonix5597 He was introduced in an issue of Detective Comics at DC Comics.
Robin and batgirl were in the comics before the 60s show
"Stay cool, bird boy!"
BURTboy...
As pronounced in Arnoldese...and an unintentional nod to Burt Ward, who played Robin in the Adam West series? LOL
I always thought he said "Bat Boy" as a kid.
Oh, you mean Birdman's sidekick? Seriously, I can see Dr. Freezoids saying this to Birdboy!
You know what killed the dinosaurs
The ice age
Cool party!
The number 1 worst Batman movie. I love that catchphrase "A Bat Credit Card? They gave him a Bat Credit Card!?"
Bat Credit Card that makes really pisses me off too. (#ﾟДﾟ)
Batman (1966): Funny yet enjoyable 7/10
Batman (1989): An instant classic 8/10
Batman Returns: Awesome! 8.5/10
Batman Forever: It was...meh. 4.5/10
Batman and Robin: WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING??!!! 2/10
Batman Begins: Fucking awesome! 8.9/10
The Dark Knight: Superior in every way! 10/10
The Dark Knight Rises: Pretty epic! 9.5/10
thank you
+AJcaraballo95 Eh, I'd change Batman Forever's score to a 6.5 (it was passable). Batman Begins to a solid 8 and Dark Knight Rises a 7.5
I agree with the rest.
Greyghostvol1 Fair enough. lol
+AJcaraballo95
Batman (1966): Funny yet enjoyable 7/10
Batman (1989): An instant classic 8/10
Batman Returns: Awesome! 8.5/10
Batman Forever: It was...meh. 4.5/10
Batman and Robin: Just like Adam West, but with nipples 5/10
Batman Begins: Fucking awesome! 8.9/10
The Dark Knight: Superior in every way! 8/10
The Dark Knight Rises: Eh 7.5/10
Revisioned
+Lex's Corner May want to keep the Batman and Robin score as 2.5, man. A 5/10 is a little too generous.
I almost died laughing, right after Bruce goes in for the kiss with Alfred, it went to a commercial with the “thank you for being a friend” song 11:50
I think Arnie should just stick to being a Terminator or a soldier.
Chill out, before you get iced. Snow time for jokes.
Or pregnant.
Wait... That didn't work either.
bat credit card
You should've quit while you were yourself.
Rape my childhood,I kill you I kill you - nostalgic critic
Dc:Arnold Schwarzenegger is a good role as Mr.freeze
Me:YOU LIE
That's cold.
Freeze in hell!!!!
he's actually good
@@Jmgjgdjd5 yeah he is pretty good. But he's ridiculous.
@@Tanner5103 cool design imo
2:54 That is classic
I just got back from the new Batman review that came out today Valentine’s Day 2018. I can’t believe how long I’ve been watching this show and how long the critic has been reviewing Batman movies
th-cam.com/video/22KQnBakvHQ/w-d-xo.html That line really should have been, "First this movie, then my career!"
Oh yeah the bat credit card episode . I remember this very well.
10:58 Right as Bruce Wayne shows a little too much affection for Alfred, a video game ad with a “sexual nudity warning” pops up.
I wish I had a bat credit card.
We all do.
No thanks I hate a bat credit card
To some extent, I would like a Bat-credit card. Think about it; a credit card that can allow you to anonymously draw funds from Bruce Wayne’s bank account. Who wouldn’t want a card like that.
A BAT CREDIT CARD?! YOU BASTARDS! I’LL KILL YOU!!! I’LL KILL ALL OF YOU!!!! 💢>:(
15:08 Wow. Just think of the making for Project X Zone 3, Mario and Luigi Paper Jam 2, and other games and model locaters that could’ve happened with the money used for these effects.
Freeze’s Girl: Talk about your cold shoulder.
AWESOME song ever by the NC 16:16
True
RIP Joel Schumacher
Rivers727 doug should do 8mm
Batman Returns is my favorite Batman film hands down. Dark Knight in 2nd. And Batman 89 in 3rd.
8:47 My reaction after watching peach's redemption in SMG4 Mario Saves Anime.
I think honestly in my opinion I think that yes telling her off entirely or ruining her character mainly because I just don't feel like killing her and I would like be more useful later on series and secondly we already have the another antagonist in the second half
Also the anime arc in my opinion my favorite arc of all time
I do have two complaints arc starting a trend of permadeath characters with no explanation why they can't be revived as well as the final fight scene
More like Meggy becoming a human tbh
Clooney and Keaton are my favorite Bruce Waynes. And I remember watching this at the cinema, and taking until Batman whips out his Bat credit card to realize that they had actually made a big screen version of the Adam West show (up until that point I was just confused).
R.i.p Joel Schumacher , your legacy will definitely live on forever.
I see this film as the Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer of superhero movies, as in everybody hates it but nobody takes the time to appreciate how bad it is.
I like grandma got run over by a reindeer...
It's a great drinking game though
I didn't hate that Christmas movie
+illumiNATI yeah it was a great laugh
... but you don't mean actually good do you
+karmalotus22 well I am "nostalgic" for it 😋
(Pulls out bat credit card) never leave the bat cave without it
*A BAT CREDIT CARD!!!*
Its sad that schumaker passed away hell be missed by those who loved him and his work
8:38
Critic. Batman is rich. He is rich and he funnels that money into his crime fighting enterprise under several false identities and shell companies.
And being someone who prepares for any event or situation, as portrayed in both the comics and TV/movie adaptations, and using that money to buy thing he won't normally buy, like diapers for a rescued baby, or coffee to keep himself awake.
And the fact that he likes to ACCESSORIZE his crime fighting figure, buying gadgetry and weapons from something sensible to a car, to something silly like his Bat-Shaped projectiles, and the afore mentioned shell companies...
What exactly is so rediculous and anger provoking about Batman using a Bat Credit Card!?