Catwoman - Nostalgia Critic

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  • Catwomen unite against the evils of Halle Berry!
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  • @aaronf1788
    @aaronf1788 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1503

    I think the leather suit that she used at the beginning in the first burglar scene was more attractive than the sad excuse of a costume she used for the majority of the movie.

    • @willmckinnon5999
      @willmckinnon5999 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Is that because it shows boobs that is a complete discrace Michelle phifers costume was way sexier and it didn't even show skin

    • @willmckinnon5999
      @willmckinnon5999 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Diamond Ultra I'm so sorry I thought you were talking Abiut the other costume sorry

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 8 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Yeah, for some reason, the costumes that covered her full body, looked way better than the half-naked costume

    • @linnes56
      @linnes56 8 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I agree. The one that was more covering actually looked way sexier.

    • @Nojical
      @Nojical 8 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      I suppose leaving something to the imagination is more powerful than the real thing...

  • @imnothere8282
    @imnothere8282 8 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    I hate how that she had powers when the original Catwoman was just a thief who was obsessed with cats.

    • @isobelduncan
      @isobelduncan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      There's a short animated film about Catwoman. It's far more faithful to her character in the comics much more enjoyable

    • @bradypostma3708
      @bradypostma3708 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Isobel Duncan - Link please!

    • @zelmori942
      @zelmori942 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm Not Here "Just a theif obsessed with cats" Then why did she become THE catwoman. the woman with the abilities of a cat and one of the best DC characters ever?

    • @WOLFxLORD
      @WOLFxLORD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      ɢᴀᴍᴇʀ_ʏᴍᴢᴇʟʟ Catwoman has about as many cat related powers as Batman has bat related powers.

    • @zelmori942
      @zelmori942 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Insert Name here edit: yes i know i said that wrong i didnt mean literal abilities of a cat i meant it as her abilities are so catlike that its like she has cat abilities i didnt mean literal powers of a cat lol

  • @klimmr
    @klimmr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Can we all just agree that this is not canon to any Batman franchise? Seriously, her name is Patience?

    • @thecheekibreekiguy5048
      @thecheekibreekiguy5048 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I don't think it is anyway, so yes we can say that happily

    • @saitouhajime3
      @saitouhajime3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No DC logo, therefore...
      But this movie still made my brain hurt.

    • @bobthebear1246
      @bobthebear1246 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep. Somehow, Selina Kyle became Patience Phillips. *(WHY...?)*

    • @viji6094
      @viji6094 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Uhh... in or shot, u can see a photo of Michelle Pfiffer’s Catwoman in there, where Halle Berry says, “ So I’m not Patience anymore?”
      So I dunno.

  • @frankwest8869
    @frankwest8869 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1015

    So was Bruce Wayne a guy who worked at a cologne company with an owner that's evil then got burned in lava, followed by a bat breathing on him turning him into a batman?

    • @trentnation2833
      @trentnation2833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Sshhhh that’s the Batman true origin story

    • @metalpizzacat
      @metalpizzacat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hmmmm
      Maybe you are right,maybe...

    • @alexandersmith7061
      @alexandersmith7061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Don’t give them any ideas!

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      If I hit my head with a hammer, and huff Propane fumes, then Yes!

    • @crazycomicguy5063
      @crazycomicguy5063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Expect his name is not Bruce Wayne, its Bruty remember?

  • @cyberwhatifs1856
    @cyberwhatifs1856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    That moment when he realized he has four beautiful woman in cat suits to be in his review is hilarious 🤣

  • @johnjames3451
    @johnjames3451 7 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    She has indestructible skin. Her internal organs and bones are still normal; so her skin wasn't damaged by the fall, her insides were.

    • @Reapermaskhybrid
      @Reapermaskhybrid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      John James That still sucks, especially in terms of making an "intimidating" villain.

    • @Bowiiihowdy
      @Bowiiihowdy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Maybe if she ate it

    • @CrankyBonesGaming
      @CrankyBonesGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Apply that to the Wolverine lol

    • @Stormkrow280
      @Stormkrow280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also she was electrocuted indestructible skin doesn’t reduce conductivity

    • @alexandersmith7061
      @alexandersmith7061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I appreciate that you’re trying to justify this movie, but you really shouldn’t, it doesn’t deserve your kindness

  • @JonGreen91
    @JonGreen91 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    The fall doesn't kill you, the sudden stop does.

    • @alyssabeaulieu
      @alyssabeaulieu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jonathan could also be that she fucking crashed through glass

  • @MisterBeagleton
    @MisterBeagleton 6 ปีที่แล้ว +817

    LOOKS LIKE THIS MOVIE WAS A...
    Complete disaster.
    ...
    What, you thought I was gonna make a cat pun? Please.

    • @Reapermaskhybrid
      @Reapermaskhybrid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Beegl85 Thank you, sir!

    • @delilah1712
      @delilah1712 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      (sorry in advance)
      you mean a CATastrophe

    • @spencertheg23
      @spencertheg23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Brave Potato Get out

    • @garthdavis2502
      @garthdavis2502 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      How about Cat-astrophy?

    • @havoren
      @havoren 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Spencer Gilchrest
      Get Out?! You mean the original 2017 horror movie that turned out to be GREAT?! Good recommendation 👍

  • @jaseyrae4510
    @jaseyrae4510 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I watched this with my cat Kira and when i showed her the screen she stopped purring, got up, and walked away.
    I do not fucking blame her

    • @sludgesketch8697
      @sludgesketch8697 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LocalFPETrash so even your cat hates a movie about a person that is called cat women

    • @jaseyrae4510
      @jaseyrae4510 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Karl Kelley yup

    • @khairulanwar5443
      @khairulanwar5443 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is that a JoJo reference
      Sorry
      But is it

    • @MatheusHenrique-od8di
      @MatheusHenrique-od8di 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Khairul Anwar ...
      Killer queen already touched that show more buttom!

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did she walk near a pond and breathe in some dead woman’s mouth?

  • @MasterCharlie104
    @MasterCharlie104 8 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    And this is what happens when you hire an unknown French director who refuses to take any inspiration from the comics. Yeah, maybe next time tell your director to read at least one comic book before he starts directing.

    • @Lady_Yuna
      @Lady_Yuna 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Carlos Aubert I'm looking at you Pitof, Jeanot Schwarz, and Sidney J. Furie >:-(

    • @Lady_Yuna
      @Lady_Yuna 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Carlos Aubert reference to the above poster's comment about the movie's directors. Pitof (Catwoman), Jeanot Schwarz (Supergirl), and Sydney J. Furie (Superman IV: The Quest For Peace).

    • @phantomzone2725
      @phantomzone2725 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pitof wasn't even a real director. He was a guy involved with special effects and just directed two movies and a TV movie. He is just like Mortal Kombat's director of photography who later directed Mortal Kombat Annihilation, Butterfly Effect 2 and Annabelle.

    • @MasterCharlie104
      @MasterCharlie104 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** Seriously?! Jesus no wonder it sucked if they didn't even have an actual director.

    • @phantomzone2725
      @phantomzone2725 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MasterCharlie104 Yeah, if you look for his filmography, he has more credit as a visual effects supervisor (his most notable work was in Asterix & Obelix Take on Caesar, Alien: Resurrection and Delicatessen) than directing.

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    Huh. In some shots, Malcolm really does look like a woman.

    • @levi_octavian
      @levi_octavian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Joseph Simpson OMFG he does😂

    • @munjee2
      @munjee2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Joseph Simpson he surprisingly does

    • @AliensAreNoobs
      @AliensAreNoobs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Joseph Simpson
      I didn’t realize it was Malcolm until like halfway through.

    • @simonr.s.3822
      @simonr.s.3822 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      he is also a sexy woman... wich is kind of weird

    • @forestcat8079
      @forestcat8079 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow your right

  • @agirlnamedbrett.
    @agirlnamedbrett. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Malcom as Eartha Kit is so damn good. 😂😂😂

    • @crazycomicguy5063
      @crazycomicguy5063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He was a better catwoman than Halle Berry

    • @BradLad56
      @BradLad56 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now let's see if he can pull off Yzma lol

  • @Theturtleowl
    @Theturtleowl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    All the male academia deserve an apology after the explantion of what Patience is by the 'professor'. They did not snob you, they have common sense!.
    Lady: I found it, I have the proof, Catwomen exists! They always have!
    Guy: Okay, look Frances, these are just pictures you used photoshop on, this needs to stop.
    Lady: NEVER! You don't want to see the truth, you, you man...
    Guy: For the love of- I have a family to support, I am done with this project!

  • @TheShinsh
    @TheShinsh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    "See if you can follow this explanation without cracking s smile"
    I already did before you even said "see," see?

    • @bobthebear1246
      @bobthebear1246 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Shinsh Hehe..."crack"

    • @clairetaylor8929
      @clairetaylor8929 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Shinsh same

    • @GalenNight
      @GalenNight 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Shinsh I didn’t smile once. The explanation is so stupid my mind refuses to find the ironic humor in it

  • @bladekurayami6238
    @bladekurayami6238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Its nice to see Tamara in black and cat ears and a tank top

  • @1997residente
    @1997residente 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That crazy cat lady was Arthur fleck's mom in Joker

    • @aztn19
      @aztn19 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A slightly better movie. Same amount of crazy though

  • @mochacino6198
    @mochacino6198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "The hell am I doing!?"
    - Every 'sensible' person on the internet

  • @averagegamecritic
    @averagegamecritic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Okay, cats are super flexible and squeeze through things, but the breath didn't exactly change her bones to be cat like

  • @ironicanimations
    @ironicanimations 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This movie actually scared me as a kid, the scene where she died, the cats, the “cat senses” it freaked me out and I had nightmares of it-
    It’s funny how people hated and thought this movie was very very cringey, but for me it was horrifying and scary, not even in a “so bad it’s scary”

  • @theragingsparten1107
    @theragingsparten1107 8 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    I just gained 10 dollars

  • @emilymiller1072
    @emilymiller1072 9 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    This movie seems so awful, that I really want to watch it.

    • @whenthemusicsover6028
      @whenthemusicsover6028 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Emily Miller You don't mean that. YOU DON'T MEAN THAT!

    • @TrueBuddhaCat
      @TrueBuddhaCat 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Emily Miller If you want, go ahead; just don't expect anything groundbreaking or so-bad-it's good material, at least to me

    • @doublep1980
      @doublep1980 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Emily Miller It's the perfect movie to watch with a bunch of friends,snacks,alcoholic beverages.Even better,do a marathon with Batman & Robin and pick it apart & lough your butts off.

    • @sezzy334
      @sezzy334 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Chozo Hunter I know how to make you shiver.......foodfight the movie

    • @whenthemusicsover6028
      @whenthemusicsover6028 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Saberwolf59 *shivers*

  • @TheLuckOfTheClaws
    @TheLuckOfTheClaws 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love cats. Cats are fluffy and cute.

  • @cjhs2006
    @cjhs2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I Really Don’t Know What’s Weirder That Malcolm Actually Agreed to Wear That Catwoman Suit,That They Found a Catwoman Suit That Actually Fits Him,or,That he Actually Doesn’t Look That Bad When He’s Dressed as Catwoman

  • @nimrodery
    @nimrodery 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Put your Kitty Pride in it!" Well done.

  • @temple5587
    @temple5587 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    9:28 she is Moana

  • @dandrawsit4915
    @dandrawsit4915 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I need a loop of Halle Berry eating sushi, it's so hilarious

  • @curtisleblanc5897
    @curtisleblanc5897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I didn't know there were this many Catwoman iterations in live action film alone.

  • @nathanslay6342
    @nathanslay6342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Rachel looks absolutely gorgeous in her Catwoman outfit!

  • @LinkHimora
    @LinkHimora 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So glad you included Eartha Kitt. she was the best Catwoman IMHO

  • @YoungNDirty420
    @YoungNDirty420 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    18:38 "...the fuck is this doing here?" Lol

  • @rabemolon
    @rabemolon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Male writers. Male executives.

    • @LiveNiceness14
      @LiveNiceness14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Antonio Gray Male Academia.

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Niceness_of_Gemini dammit, you beat me to it xD

  • @jonathank4278
    @jonathank4278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was 12 Years, and 9 months old when I watched this movie.

  • @captainbirch9835
    @captainbirch9835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    TBH, her costume in the jewelry store is better than the actual costume

  • @herrdaveed
    @herrdaveed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    17:33 Cat related pun! :D :D :D LOL

  • @adu1991
    @adu1991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My favorite part of this review is 10:27.
    It pretty much sums up my opinion on the entire film XD

  • @VariTimo
    @VariTimo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    You owe me 10 bucks.

  • @gargnob
    @gargnob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Malcolm and Doug slowdancing?
    My day has been made, thank you :).

  • @ilysixwings6631
    @ilysixwings6631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Cat woman is one of my “i know it’s bad” movies that i absolutely love lol i think it’s because i was crushing on HB so damn hard😌

  • @alphawolf8059
    @alphawolf8059 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    28:29 LMAO "you have crabs" I can't get over that

  • @iamaunicorn1232
    @iamaunicorn1232 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I think she died from the fall because her skin might have been "marble" but her bones and organs werent. Wait, marble is brittle. Yeah this movie is shit.

  • @ichabodlorax7585
    @ichabodlorax7585 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    25:20
    The problem is that people will have to use this specific make-up. The evil corporation could keep rasing the price of lipstick more and more. At least until Batman finds a way to replicate the formula. Oh, wait, I'm realizing more problems with this now.

  • @Godzilla.1954
    @Godzilla.1954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    16:13 my reaction to Peter wards theory that life on earth is self destructive

  • @poonoo87
    @poonoo87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Another video gets a million views, something Lupa will never accomplish. #TheChannelDidntChange

  • @soapbaker1968
    @soapbaker1968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was probably the funniest thing I've seen in a while man. Thanks

  • @benm5970
    @benm5970 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2190

    Here’s a major thing the makers of this movie should’ve known
    Catwoman is just an ordinary person who is a thief that dresses in a cat costume, not a woman who’s actually half cat

    • @dimentiosservant
      @dimentiosservant 6 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      And yet is very... Acrobatic

    • @lordmavbmp
      @lordmavbmp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Ben McDonald she did get powers at one point though. , or was that black cat

    • @jasontodd8722
      @jasontodd8722 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      BLACK MOON PACK that’s black cat and her powers where based around luck like domino and wee bit of captain America powers like heightened physical abilities

    • @blaisetelfer8499
      @blaisetelfer8499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      And her name is Selena Kyle, not Patience whatever

    • @shelliblossom8953
      @shelliblossom8953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      the one from that weird moive had nine lifes

  • @gabrielaubry1334
    @gabrielaubry1334 7 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    Actually, Halle Berry would be the first to say this movie sucks. She gladly accepted, in person, the razzie award for worst actress for her role in this movie.

    • @tshoemake5945
      @tshoemake5945 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      At least she's a good sport about it

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well, good for her

    • @oliviamorales9406
      @oliviamorales9406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Her Razzie acceptance was the best thing that came out of this movie

    • @alim.9801
      @alim.9801 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I absolutely love that she did that

  • @planettommy4450
    @planettommy4450 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1439

    Fun fact: Halle Berry was there to accept her Razzie for worst actress. You can find the speech online.

    • @Jonathanest90s
      @Jonathanest90s 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Miguel Laspiur The speech is wonderful. It really inspired me so much. lol

    • @IbadGrammarX
      @IbadGrammarX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      halle berry change her ego after catwomen

    • @nkbujvytcygvujno6006
      @nkbujvytcygvujno6006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Really, she knows the movie sucks. She’s even got a sense of humor about it. She’d be the first to admit it was terrible. Blame the writers, not her.

    • @rockbeauty3439
      @rockbeauty3439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@nkbujvytcygvujno6006 and directors, you can tell she wasn't given good direction.

    • @LucyLioness100
      @LucyLioness100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Major credit to Halle for showing up and admitting it was a terrible film

  • @uncensorer
    @uncensorer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    Just to think.......THIS was Tamara's FIRST ever appearance on a Nostalgia Critic review, and she would go on to become a regular on the show.

    • @motodog242
      @motodog242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Well no... she became a regular starting with The Wicker Man, but yep, this was her first appearance (honestly, doesn't even seem like it, she seems so natural with Rachel and Malcolm).

    • @FizzleFX
      @FizzleFX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      So excited! What's my first job!?
      *dress up in this tight black leather*
      After that you get them to do anything.
      I wonder how many turned down this... this... opportunity.

    • @monsterhanna6691
      @monsterhanna6691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Whoa, that's awesome!

    • @bubblegumxo
      @bubblegumxo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No offense to the other crew, but I strongly dislike the reviews where it's Doug and other people. Unless it's James Rolfe, I wish they would stick to their own videos. Solo Doug is the best

    • @alphinmesa9945
      @alphinmesa9945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Bubble Gum
      That's just your opinion

  • @AndrewKnesse1
    @AndrewKnesse1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2418

    Malcom sure does love his job... maybe too much...

    • @SkylerMillerTheBronxProject
      @SkylerMillerTheBronxProject 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      You say it.

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 8 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      I swear I want them all to dance around and sing Sweet Transvestite

    • @TheTJWorks
      @TheTJWorks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      It takes a man to dress up as a (cat)woman and flaunt it.

    • @lionelsteele007
      @lionelsteele007 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I'm guessing they couldn't find a good Eartha Kitt in time...

    • @edmontonboy99
      @edmontonboy99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm in drag baby

  • @joshpvgvideogamesandanimer5054
    @joshpvgvideogamesandanimer5054 6 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    You know you've screwed up a comic book movie when you can't even get the character's secret identity right

    • @danielaarroyo1622
      @danielaarroyo1622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yeah, it's like in the next spider-man reboot and call him John Johnson

    • @thisisafalseaccount105
      @thisisafalseaccount105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Daniel A Arroyo what

    • @virginiadare1587
      @virginiadare1587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My DC knowledge is somewhat limited & even I know her name is Selina Kyle!

    • @Jarod-vg9wq
      @Jarod-vg9wq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not even her name right. It’s Salina Kyle.

    • @thomaspanditfan2435
      @thomaspanditfan2435 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      michelle jones?

  • @ashlinberman4534
    @ashlinberman4534 7 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    When bruce wayne was dying in a pond a bat came and breathed in his mouth. thus concludes batman.

    • @21melpomene
      @21melpomene 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      This comment made me laugh out loud. Thanks.

    • @sludgesketch8697
      @sludgesketch8697 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Ashlin Berman or tony stark who after a plane crash and a robot breathed on him and he became iron man

    • @MatheusHenrique-od8di
      @MatheusHenrique-od8di 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Thor after a hurricane but pikachu breathed in him and he became the god of thunder

    • @Jlk2000x
      @Jlk2000x 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      When Bruce Banner was dying a gay steroids using muscle builder breathed in his mouth.

    • @MatheusHenrique-od8di
      @MatheusHenrique-od8di 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Torbjorn Lindholm steve rogers was embrecing communism but the ghost of george washington breathred on him and he became captain AMERICA

  • @supermariofan03
    @supermariofan03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Sharon Stone’s evil plan sounds like something a Totally Spies villain would think of.

    • @denverarnold6210
      @denverarnold6210 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I wouldn't be surprised if it actually was.

    • @HangryOnPaws
      @HangryOnPaws ปีที่แล้ว

      And would do it better too

    • @alim.9801
      @alim.9801 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Holy shit you're right 😭

    • @noir-214
      @noir-214 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ha good one

    • @GageShow29
      @GageShow29 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Plus the fetish.

  • @sirius_raspberry
    @sirius_raspberry 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2199

    Wasn't Catwoman meant to be named "Selena Kyle" and not "Patience"?

    • @themysteriousgamer5117
      @themysteriousgamer5117 8 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Yes, yes she was. Btw love the profile pic.

    • @WC3fanatic17
      @WC3fanatic17 8 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      its not the DC catwomen. there is no DC logo at the start so its not based on the comics

    • @themysteriousgamer5117
      @themysteriousgamer5117 8 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Very true, but the public wanted a Catwoman movie because of the Batman movies.

    • @sirius_raspberry
      @sirius_raspberry 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Thanks, but the Catwoman name convention still confuses me.

    • @SkyExplosion
      @SkyExplosion 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Lol thats like saying this has anything to do with the actual Catwoman..It does not.

  • @spookyghostess
    @spookyghostess 6 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    I love how the "How to Train Your Catwoman" book is written by the actor who played Alfred in the first four Batman movies :)

    • @CyberLink70
      @CyberLink70 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @starrykailani
      @starrykailani 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Let's just say Alfred writes Fan-Fics

    • @noahblair3020
      @noahblair3020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You should see his other stuff! Like “the Harley and the ivy”, “brown’s the new yellow”, and my personal favorite “bats and laughs”!

    • @abhinav1935
      @abhinav1935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @MrLordNeptune
      @MrLordNeptune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@noahblair3020 "Bats and Laughs?" I thought it was called "My Bat".

  • @marvelstuff445
    @marvelstuff445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    “The Opposite of what we saw before!
    The Opposite of what we saw before!
    The Opposite of what we saw before!
    Woo!!!!!!!!!!”

  • @jlord5078
    @jlord5078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    "put your kitty pride into it!"
    Please tell me that was an X-Men reference!

  • @doctorvo9597
    @doctorvo9597 7 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    How did they turn a grounded story of an anti hero who steals for personal gain into an insulting drugged up never addressed magical anti corporate... thing?

    • @Reapermaskhybrid
      @Reapermaskhybrid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Kyle Sivits Development hell is a harsh mistress. Just ask Duke Nukem.

    • @adambean3597
      @adambean3597 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kyle Sivits
      Hollywood thats how my friend

    • @cjermevpg6372
      @cjermevpg6372 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Male academia, that's how.

  • @brandyloutherback9288
    @brandyloutherback9288 7 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Wouldn't it be better if "Patience" was named Selena Kyle and she was hired for the job while trying to steal their money or formula for the makeup but got caught and killed by the henchmen and once she gets her Catwoman powers she wants to finish the job, but the cop boyfriend gets suspicious and Selena decides to continue to date him to divert suspicion from her, all the while growing to truly care for him but feeling she must steal the formula to protect herself and him. Sharon Stone can still be using the makeup for evil purposes, and Catwoman would still care only for the money, and Catwoman could accidentally kill the husband and must flee before the cops catch her.The Cop Boyfriend finds out and decides to let her go despite knowing she's dangerous.
    Selena flees to Gotham and commits her 1st crimes there and meets Batman in the ending scene. There I wrote a better movie in my reaction, it's not an Oscar winner, but by god, it's at least better than this bullshit of a film!

    • @alexandersmith7061
      @alexandersmith7061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Brandy Loutherback have a cookie, you deserve it

    • @GalenNight
      @GalenNight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Brandy Loutherback still need to take out the superpowers

    • @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257
      @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It's sad when even people in the comments section can write a better film than paid Hollywood writers.

    • @casper6405
      @casper6405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bryan Egelhoff's Animation Tech Nation if he takes out the powers it would be great
      But it doesn't matter this guys comment is still better than the movie we got

    • @angrytheclown801
      @angrytheclown801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Let's go on with this. Sharon Stone has been using it for a while. For so long, instead of making her sking weakened and dissolving without use it makes it malleable and with practice, the wearer can form their body into complex shapes. Catwoman vs Clayface! Because they did this in the Animated Series.

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Wait, she HAD a good cat burglar costume, and chose to wear THAT instead?

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      More like someone from the development team chose that because it's sexy

    • @thomaspanditfan2435
      @thomaspanditfan2435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DrDolan2000 is it though?

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +@@thomaspanditfan2435 No. But that's what they thought because they have imbalanced taste

    • @wetstinkysocks490
      @wetstinkysocks490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was a different time... A dark time in comic book movies 😑 a time when we got that shitty Daredevil movie and it's horrible spin off and blade Trinity and of course spawn lol
      Edit: oh yeah and Ang Lee's hulk

    • @zero-zv4gj
      @zero-zv4gj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They should’ve did some telltale batman type of thing

  • @politicallycorrectredskin796
    @politicallycorrectredskin796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Malcolm as Eartha Kitt is amazing.

  • @zathandrapus460
    @zathandrapus460 7 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    Malcom dressed as catwoman, well now I've seen it all

    • @andrewkind2820
      @andrewkind2820 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      GostyGaming have you seen a man eat his own head

    • @garywilson3042
      @garywilson3042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Andrew Kind lol

    • @shelliblossom8953
      @shelliblossom8953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      my favorite catwomen

    • @doginhat13
      @doginhat13 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andrewkind2820 yes

    • @lewjones3
      @lewjones3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Reminds me of Dave Chappelle when he was talking about them tryna force him into a dress

  • @chaotixninja5
    @chaotixninja5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    "It's a movie that empowers women!"
    Yeah, by having the female lead wear something Morrigan and Bayonetta would call absolute trash and make her more aggressive by having a split personality via being revived by cats instead of showing natural character developmet that would make her become stronger overtime.
    Admit it! THEY JUST DID NOT CARE!!!
    Edit: For some that might not get it, my point about Bayonetta and Morrigan was even though they wear skimpy outfits, they have standards. Don't get me wrong at all, the two are absoulte bad-asses that would gladly give this movie the finger.

    • @jenniferloving9054
      @jenniferloving9054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Exactly!

    • @Ragan31687
      @Ragan31687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Well yeah. Which is the point Critic was making: the producers, writers, and director were so out of touch with the original source material that nothing Halle Berry could have done would have saved this shit fiesta

    • @bloodybutterflygaming1242
      @bloodybutterflygaming1242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Man, why you gotta drag my girl Morrigan into this...?

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      How come when people make movies or characters that mare made to empower women, it just takes credibility away from characters that actually are empowering women in different ways? For instance: though Morrigan and Bayonetta look like they wouldn't be too far off in a Strip Club (Bayonetta especially), they actually have a great deal of strength, power and character to them. While characters like Patience Phillips (this Halle Berry atrocity) and Jailbreak just make them either look like they're whiny SJW's or absolutely ridiculous.

    • @alexk7880
      @alexk7880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@b3rz3rk3r9 even though bayonetta was designed by a woman. People forget women can get attracted to things just like the opposite sex but want to hide it out of shame until them being sjws make sure to segregate themselves to the point to say they can accept to be open to sexuality and shame others who want in like a secret club and not open to freedom of creation.

  • @jonathanlarsson4608
    @jonathanlarsson4608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    That catnip scene... What made anybody ever think to have Halle Berry rub her face in catnip was a good idea?

    • @luisrosales3430
      @luisrosales3430 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was hot

    • @therealfran1149
      @therealfran1149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@luisrosales3430 Don’t you fucking dare

    • @luisrosales3430
      @luisrosales3430 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@therealfran1149 what?😅😅

    • @therealfran1149
      @therealfran1149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@luisrosales3430 don’t think such things unironically

    • @mutt9779
      @mutt9779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At the most i could see her maybe smelling it and getting like a headrush, then maybe she has a friend make a lotion from it?
      Maybe it gives her better feline smelling abilities too lol nah, just have her awkwardly rub her face in it and act like this is a legit superhero film. Sounds about right.

  • @alexh_creates
    @alexh_creates 8 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    "It's a marvel"
    ...actually it's a DC

    • @hailtosports9011
      @hailtosports9011 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Carlos Le sympathiquo nope

    • @LMedici
      @LMedici 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Carlos Le sympathiquo Depends On What You are Searching For, Due to The Fact that Since the '90's They Are Differing so Much, That competition is Pointless.

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      actually its a horrible way of using a super pop celebrity

    • @michelcollis9134
      @michelcollis9134 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Alex Heap this movie is even lower than Batman and Robin

    • @jarekgunther
      @jarekgunther 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well played, Mr. Heap. Well played.

  • @iamnegan938
    @iamnegan938 6 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    the love interest is called tom ...
    tom cat...that tells you how bad this movie is
    9 lives dont seem so bad

    • @colorlighter7677
      @colorlighter7677 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      At least it wasn't Bob

    • @mitchfletcher2386
      @mitchfletcher2386 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Color Lighter Or Heathcliff.

    • @tencents6
      @tencents6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought his name was John Loan.

    • @scarletdementia9021
      @scarletdementia9021 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think your stretching it

    • @havoren
      @havoren 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      After watching that shitty movie, I now have 8 lives left.

  • @SuperSymbiote1
    @SuperSymbiote1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    You owe me ten dollars.

  • @cliffordshafran9250
    @cliffordshafran9250 6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Well, there were 3 good things about this movie: Halle Berry's face, Halle Berry's body, and Halle Berry's costume. Well, we can throw in a 4th: Halle Berry's sense of humor when she accepted her Razzie award. Otherwise, the movie was a CATaclysmic failure!

    • @DRKLCNS1
      @DRKLCNS1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      the costume was awful

    • @randallthescandall7029
      @randallthescandall7029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Blake Manor the first one was alright

    • @DRKLCNS1
      @DRKLCNS1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Randall The Scandall sure but that isn't the one in the posters or the climax. an all-leather jumpsuit would have been fine

  • @DigiRangerScott
    @DigiRangerScott 9 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    The only time so far that Tamara and Rachel officially starred in a Nostalgia Critic together. Maaaaan. And it turns out that this was Tamara's audition when it looked like Rachel was leaving even then

    • @DigiRangerScott
      @DigiRangerScott 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Explosion Productions If you wanna get technical I said starred. Rachel cameoed in the GR2 review

    • @DigiRangerScott
      @DigiRangerScott 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ***** It wasn't a mysterious disappearance. The opening scene of the 2nd version is probably very accurate. The Christmas Tree's review and the original Face/Off review were filmed on the same day. December 17, 2013

    • @comicloverdoesstuff8967
      @comicloverdoesstuff8967 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      if you look at wikipedia you can find out that Rachel and Tamara were actually roommates and when Rachel left Tamara filled her spot on the show,can you tell me when she made her first apperance on the show other than this review,hm,hm,hmmmmmm,

    • @ingeborg-anne
      @ingeborg-anne 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      So is that other lady also auditioning here?

    • @buckingham412
      @buckingham412 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      makes sense, that's why tamara's showing boobs and rachel is hiding her best assets. (not being sexist, if she had talent, acting would be her best asset, but she hasn't)

  • @martaooooo1909
    @martaooooo1909 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1634

    I guess you could say this movie was a......
    CAT-TASTROPHE?
    I'm sorry

    • @McBenjiii
      @McBenjiii 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Get out.

    • @LiveNiceness14
      @LiveNiceness14 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    • @ChickenGeorgeClooney
      @ChickenGeorgeClooney 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I guess you could say this movie was a....
      ...piece of shit

    • @zeitgeistindustries1792
      @zeitgeistindustries1792 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      As a person who loves and I mean LOVES bad puns even I gotta say;
      BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

    • @danielbarr1377
      @danielbarr1377 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Emphasis on the AS

  • @akhbarzullah
    @akhbarzullah 8 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    How can I get that "How To Train Your Catwoman" book?😂

    • @LuriTV
      @LuriTV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Why would Harley want to train Catwoman?

    • @BullsquidGaming
      @BullsquidGaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      LuriTV lesbian scenes are best scenes

    • @themysteriousredwarriorblo1662
      @themysteriousredwarriorblo1662 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Geek Kid I NEED ONE FOR MANY REASONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ellnats
    @ellnats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    im not gonna lie, the girls in catsuits acting like video kitties, that is kinda adorable

    • @randallthescandall7029
      @randallthescandall7029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Andrew Viewtieful Tachibana ok no offense but that’s kinda weird

    • @ellnats
      @ellnats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@randallthescandall7029 thats your opinion, we all have our own

    • @randallthescandall7029
      @randallthescandall7029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Andrew Viewtieful Tachibana though I will admit Tamara is kinda hot

    • @ellnats
      @ellnats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@randallthescandall7029 yup

    • @Croka24
      @Croka24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just here

  • @gothamsreckoning8391
    @gothamsreckoning8391 7 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Meanwhile batman tries to comprehend what he just watched

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The idea of Bruce and Selina watching the Catwoman film makes me laugh. She'd be like "Who's this bitch ripping me off? And what the hell is this? I call myself Catwoman but I don't actually act like or think I am a cat."

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'd think he'd be re-thinking his marriage proposal. That's not a fanfic joke; he actually proposed to Selina, and she said "yes"

    • @fleetadmiralauto6506
      @fleetadmiralauto6506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Batman: Alfred, how quickly can I buy every copy of that movie to destroy them?

    • @Unremarkable6969
      @Unremarkable6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You see, he is both Bruce wayne and Batman. But even Batman (Who could totally K.O. Goku in a fight.) Has no idea how to interpret this.

  • @olufolarinoduntan9097
    @olufolarinoduntan9097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    This movie was a complete...
    CAT-ASTROPHE!!!!
    I'm sorry. I'm so sorry...😢

    • @larrypoppins6273
      @larrypoppins6273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *pulls out RPG* you have 5 seconds to run to the nearest nuclear shelter before I blow you to smithereens with this RPG!!! 😡😡😡

    • @gageperuti5519
      @gageperuti5519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I dunno. That pun wasn't exactly PURR-fect. I'll show myself out.

  • @MataNui.
    @MataNui. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Just imagine how little she'd be wearing if they were pushing for an R.

    • @p.z.arnott2329
      @p.z.arnott2329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Now I want to see what an R-rated Catwoman movie with Halle Berry would look like.

    • @haillobster7154
      @haillobster7154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Leather bikini. Oh God, please YEESSS!!!

    • @hypnoticskull6342
      @hypnoticskull6342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Probably a bikini

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They were very close.

    • @JeffreyDeCristofaro
      @JeffreyDeCristofaro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now THAT would be a real Catwoman film!

  • @r3db1ubglw59
    @r3db1ubglw59 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Don't blame it on the sunshine. Don't blame it on the moon light. Don't blame on the good times. Blame it on the 15:11

  • @noahk4050
    @noahk4050 7 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Why does Malcom do a perfect Ertha Kitt

  • @DreamBelief
    @DreamBelief 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I don't blame Halle Berry at all. NO ONE could make that story, and those lines, work.

    • @gageperuti5519
      @gageperuti5519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They could have cast Julie Andrews in the role and she wouldn't have made that "White Russian" joke work.

    • @gageperuti5519
      @gageperuti5519 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @caitlyncarvalho7637 No, she needed to work her way up to being Disney villain material. As a villain, she leaves so little impact that she's a virtual non-entity.

    • @gageperuti5519
      @gageperuti5519 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @caitlyncarvalho7637 Doesn't make her any less of a lousy villain.

  • @raiyaniqbal1994
    @raiyaniqbal1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    The way the Nostalgia Critic vanishes from the Catwomen so easily and with great stealth could only mean one thing. The Nostalgia Critic is Batman!

    • @littlearies3862
      @littlearies3862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean, you never see them in the same room together.

    • @roringusanda2837
      @roringusanda2837 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or......🤔
      he's another Cat-woman!😮

    • @chuckthequail137
      @chuckthequail137 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wielding the *_BAT CREDIT CARD_*

  • @linnes56
    @linnes56 8 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    I think Malcolm Catwoman was the hottest of the bunch...

    • @Knightwing8610
      @Knightwing8610 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      linnes16 He definity was awesome in this role

    • @superspike3811
      @superspike3811 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I think he might be a woman in side

    • @alexaheure560
      @alexaheure560 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Super Spike Well he's definitely a furry

    • @PerovNigma
      @PerovNigma 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I'd say Tamara, but this comment was hilarious, so I liked it anyway.

    • @austinpersing3132
      @austinpersing3132 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Alexa Ray there is nothing wrong with that

  • @thesupersonicstig
    @thesupersonicstig 6 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    They do know that Catwoman isn't actually part cat, right? And her name is Selena Kyle and not Patience?

    • @DebatingWombat
      @DebatingWombat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Omit the “to do research” part and I think you’re even closer to the general gist of things with the brain trust behind that movie...

    • @USM-1610
      @USM-1610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thesupersonicstig apparently not WB

    • @FizzleFX
      @FizzleFX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      To repeat myself... YOU WANT HER NAME ATTACHED TO THIS!?

    • @that_goth_bitch3899
      @that_goth_bitch3899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't know. They made a movie that was on the level of a highschool drama class improv skit.

    • @Fluffkitscripts
      @Fluffkitscripts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’d be surprised if the directors knew how to count.

  • @boredstudent
    @boredstudent 7 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    I feel bad for Halle Berry. I really do because she is a good actress. many of her other movies weren't bad and she usually gave good performances

    • @dreamlandnightmare
      @dreamlandnightmare 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She still collected a big paycheck for starring in this turd, so don't weep for her too much.

    • @craigreilly1613
      @craigreilly1613 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree. Her performance in movie 47 was impeccable

    • @Reapermaskhybrid
      @Reapermaskhybrid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      dreamlandnightmare Hell, she took the Razzie she won from this movie in stride. It's bad when even the actors hated the movie they were in.

    • @johnv6806
      @johnv6806 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      PhoenixFIrebird her best performance is swordfish because she shows her tits

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      She was good in this movie, I don't see what the problem is

  • @MrsMary101
    @MrsMary101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Oh my goodness Malcolm was absolutely hilarious as Eartha Kitt, and Tamara's response the first time he spoke made me laugh so hard. What a great team!

  • @luciidfurr
    @luciidfurr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Sounds like this movie was a set up for her to fail tbh. They didn’t even get her name right

    • @Djeispark
      @Djeispark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @שחר א. *She just shown everyone that she's NOT a lead actress. She does alot better as a supporting. All her movies as lead flop hard.*

    • @Djeispark
      @Djeispark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She does very well as a supporting

    • @BabyMaharaja0
      @BabyMaharaja0 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      She was underwhelming as Storm too

  • @Floymin
    @Floymin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Halle Berry made a personal appearance at the Razzies to apologize for the movie, so the ending of this review is inaccurate.

    • @Reapermaskhybrid
      @Reapermaskhybrid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Floymin At least she had some humility, which is more than can be said for anyone else who worked on this...train wreck.
      I would say "catastrophe", but that would be smarter than anything shown here.

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She had both humility and a damn good sense of humor about it. That woman knows how to take a failure, and I honestly got to give props for this.

    • @AutoSoul_
      @AutoSoul_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eh, wouldn't say I call it humility. She went up with her Academy Award to let everyone know she's a good actress. More like to not let the razzie bring her ego down and be excused from people criticising her from there on. It's easier to go with what the majority thinks while at the same time reminding everyone you have talent to protect the audience's opinion of you.

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Reapermaskhybrid For fuck sake, everybody in this comments section are making that catastrophe joke, how can you not see this

  • @ALE280290
    @ALE280290 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Catwoman should have won a special Razzie for worst editing: by god, that was really awful!

  • @TheNecromanerXIII
    @TheNecromanerXIII 7 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Did.... did anyone on this project read the comics? Did the just not know who Catwoman is and just made a movie based on the name?

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If they did, then they must've been reading the worst DC Elseworlds story ever made.

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't see what the big problem is with her origin story in the movie, it's not like the comics were so god damn fantastic

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@leob4403 regardless of the comics,, the origin story they made for the movie is stupid, not that the rest of the story is any good.

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ginogatash4030 It's not more stupid than other superhero movies, probably less stupid actually

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@leob4403 what's more stupid than being brought back to life with cat breath and fighting the CEO of a makeup corporation?

  • @Razgriz85
    @Razgriz85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Fun fact: there's a picture of Cat Woman from Batman Returns in the pile of pictures Halle Berry was looking through on the floor when the old woman was explaining what she is. Guess that means this movie exists in the same universe as Batman Returns.

  • @JSPaul49
    @JSPaul49 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I didn't think Malcolm could have a sexier and awkward...er role.

  • @ZS05
    @ZS05 8 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Horrible cat jokes, huh? Are we talking Catwoman bad or Bubsy bad?

  • @somedude5657
    @somedude5657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    The introduction of Tamara. Feels just like yesterday.

  • @kimaniwilsonhunte
    @kimaniwilsonhunte 9 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    Insert Cat-Related Pun Here. ;)

    • @connerwoodruff8091
      @connerwoodruff8091 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      +Kimani Wilson-Hunte That was a Purrfect Comment

    • @connerwoodruff8091
      @connerwoodruff8091 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +Conner Woodruff I'm PAWsitive

    • @Webshooters1
      @Webshooters1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +Kimani Wilson-Hunte Looks like fur's about to fly here, better leave before you get a hairball...I'll stop right meow.

    • @Hero_2222
      @Hero_2222 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Stop it MEOW

    • @pkmn1260
      @pkmn1260 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +Kimani Wilson-Hunte This is CATastrophic!

  • @GAMESYSTEMHUNTER
    @GAMESYSTEMHUNTER 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    in universe: where the fuck was batman? every time i think about this movie, i always come to the conclusion that this is not THE catwoman, just a movie with the same name as a famous DC character. because as cheesy as the 60's tv show was, or as terrible as the schumaker films are, they got names right. this woman isnt even selina. or better yet, to form some sort of continuity, why not have the old lady BE selina kyle?

    • @thirtysixviews
      @thirtysixviews 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ULTIMA Well this movie was never a DC movie to begin with. If it was, there would have been a DC logo at the beginning even though it was produced by Warner Bros but I guess DC comics wasn't alerted

  • @sperrin
    @sperrin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "Eats sushi like a cat"
    Why would a cat be interested in rice?

    • @thesunflowerseedenthusiast2481
      @thesunflowerseedenthusiast2481 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      because everyone loves sushi

    • @mr.fahrenheit7996
      @mr.fahrenheit7996 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +i like sunflower seeds I don't. in fact I hate it

    • @popcultureenthusiast5587
      @popcultureenthusiast5587 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +the destructive peanut :(

    • @ghosttactician403
      @ghosttactician403 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sushi contains fish

    • @sperrin
      @sperrin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ghost Tactician Lots of things contain fish, so does that make it sushi? If I order sea bass in a restaurant, am I ordering sushi?
      No, because sushi isn't fish.

  • @user-dr2yz8um3d
    @user-dr2yz8um3d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The movie turns 15 today
    Still bad
    I’m happy Dark Knight Rises made it more serious and believable

  • @nasholston5112
    @nasholston5112 8 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Trying to decide which was the worst comic book movie. This is or Fant4stic

    • @thomashall6733
      @thomashall6733 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      batman and robin

    • @nasholston5112
      @nasholston5112 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      No batman and robin is enjoyable on a bad level. Neither Catwoman or Fant4stic are enjoyably bad

    • @cybertronguy98
      @cybertronguy98 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yeah at least you can watch B&R ironically

    • @sorenthefilmbrony
      @sorenthefilmbrony 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Fant4stic had potential. Catwoman was dead on arrival.

    • @nasholston5112
      @nasholston5112 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Soren Saunders Also true

  • @Channelthatprovidesplaylists
    @Channelthatprovidesplaylists 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Man this movie is beyond cringeworthy

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      In thought was entertaining, definitely unfairly trashed

    • @remixchild
      @remixchild 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And I thought the worst movie she was in was "Viva rock Vegas"

  • @hyenaholicproductions9033
    @hyenaholicproductions9033 8 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    The thing people forget is that the movie isn't a DC movie (you can tell because, y'know, there's no DC logo at the beginning), so it's not THE Catwoman. This makes the film much more enjoyable. Still not great, but good with popcorn.

    • @recorder9art
      @recorder9art 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      But wasn't this movie supposed to portray THE Catwoman. The whole reason this movie even existed was to create a Catwoman stand alone film due to people wanting to see more of Catwoman due to the Batman film mention in this review?

    • @jaketheberge1970
      @jaketheberge1970 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Selena Kyle is Catwoman. Patience is a porn parody without the nudity and sex.

    • @hyenaholicproductions9033
      @hyenaholicproductions9033 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well... I wouldn't say Porn Parody. That's giving the movie too much credit. But Patience is NOT DC's Catwoman. You can tell by the way she's called Patience.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah. Originally Michelle Pfeiffer was going to return and this was originally going to be a Catwoman film set after Batman Returns showing what happened to Selina after Returns. But then it got rewritten loads of times until we ended up with this shitty film and a Catwoman who wasn't even Selina Kyle and had nothing to do with Batman.

    • @maximumrisk2004
      @maximumrisk2004 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think on its own the Movie is good when you Ignore the real Catwoman. I really enjoy it and dont quite see the bad except that its nothing like the Batman version. I can life with that.

  • @dracopug
    @dracopug 9 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I wonder how long it will take channel awesome to rerelease all of the nostalgia critic episodes

    • @capngio4589
      @capngio4589 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Year or 2

    • @RyanStorey1231
      @RyanStorey1231 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +draco pug [Spongebob French Narrator voice] 2,000 years later.
      And that's only if the videos don't fall victim to Copyright Bots.

    • @nageorgiou2
      @nageorgiou2 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      They already reuploaded quite a few. Id say definitley over 2/3 of the videos

    • @nerdwarp112
      @nerdwarp112 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      75 years.

    • @thomasbicknell175
      @thomasbicknell175 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Honestly, there should be a DVD collection of all the old reviews.

  • @meta527II
    @meta527II 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    9:28 I think the critic predicted Moana!

    • @thedwarf7555
      @thedwarf7555 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're so right! Hahahahahaha 😂

  • @gamebrielthegreat8027
    @gamebrielthegreat8027 6 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Erh... Tiny little nitpick. Even if her skin is like marble, the fall definitely would have killed her. The skin may not have broken, but unless she was eating it her organs would definitely would have been instantly crushed by the force of the fall. Just though i would point it out.

    • @alecgarcia3717
      @alecgarcia3717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@thebystander1636 dont needlessly be such a fucking dick when trying to make a point

    • @bbgunz1705
      @bbgunz1705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@thebystander1636 Yeah be nice. It's not his fault the movie was complete garbage, followed no logic, and made no goddang sense!

    • @deerlyqueery
      @deerlyqueery 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Makeup can be rubbed off. Especially from punches. She said the makeup was indestructable or whatever, not that it was glued to her face.