@@bangbangninergang5644”I think he was being funny” - in reference to a shcizo talking about free masons and pedophilia. I want to like YOU PEOPLE. But YOU PEOPLE don’t even like yourselves. Don’t let that go over your head. My white community isn’t shooting at eachother because we live on a different street 🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡
The first kid is probably thinking how he's going to be a famous rapper one day when in reality he'll be homeless and on drugs for the majority of his life.
I mean that would maybe be a more moral life than making a lot of money and not being homeless and swearing an oath you never intended to keep or were never intelligent enough to understand. This kid did nothing wrong from what I can tell the cops are articulating that he successfully cross the street and they want to give him a ticket for pedestrian in the roadway but they really don't want to give him a ticket they just want to do that as a way to violate his rights and run his name through a database to see if he has any warrants. You see this is the opposite of freedom that is why I don't support it. I just wonder why people would support stuff like this because this is the opposite of freedom and these cops are not going after a real criminals they are going after while they are creating a victim aren't they? Now I articulated why I do not support this victim creation can the people that do support this articulates why? Just curious why anybody would support this nonsense but I'm sure you might have a reason.
Me too, but then again, no judge could take this clown serious enough to read the charge with a straight face. Besides, IF they had charged him with that, he'd believe it would give him actual street cred....
@@raymaas8330 especially when he kept repeating it and being so specific about it, I know they usually let it go if the suspect says a general threat one time and the cop asks them if they are making a threat but they don't continue from there, this dude doubled down on it, then elaborated on it just to make sure the threat was understood.
The 2nd guy is tripping, 100%. He keeps saying triple double, no assist and platinum, I think he’s referencing rocket league. He is 100% on acid, HAS to be.
The Highest Power is the Lord of Heaven and earth. A higher power than this kid, would be the enemy of our souls, which he likely has tapped into, so you're right.
@@IEatChickenAlmostDaily, not necessarily, but hopefully. It depends on the church, and there are very few churches teaching God's word, these days. One can still read God's word though.
Oh, the smartest intellectual people are in jail??? And uh, police dont lock people up douche, its the courts. This kid needs some mental health evaluations
That guy in the second part reminds me of my schizophrenic son when he stops taking his meds. 😢 I wouldn't wish paranoid schizophrenia on my worst enemies. It's absolutely heartbreaking and the most helpless feeling. Especially since they are adults and adjudicating them as mentally unable to make decisions for themselves is an EXTREMELY difficult process. Finding resources to help because they are unable to work, juggling hospital stays, appointments, meds... it's exhausting and I wish my first born didn't have to suffer like he is. Be thankful and grateful if you are mentally well and healthy and your children are too.
Homophobic? Lol. A phobia is a fear of something. So that's an inaccurate way to describe someone who is disgusted by something. Someone saying it's disgusting does not make them any kind of "phobe". The first guy was crazy but in that respect he had more sense than a lot of people.
How it feels to Comprehend The Lesser Key of Solomon when Jesus Christ is a human being but he's actually the dragon everybody keeps swearing they saw around the world (EXTREME Edition) while nobody actually believes in anything
Quote of the year: “You probably not human, is you. You is reptilian.” So insightful and thought provoking. Is our world turning into the movie Idiocracy?
@bivvystridents3752 well since 75million people disagree and currently the cumala supporters are shaving their heads and threatening to poison and divorce their husband's i would say we avoided idocracy. Oh your team also believe a man can have a period so maybe not bring your limited understanding of the current state of affairs into TH-cam comments lol
I had to mute the video, cause he was just annoying as heck. I guess he was putting on airs for his 25% black heritage🤣. If I was him, I would try and showcase that 25% as being an upstanding citizen. I wouldn't follow the path of other idiots with the same heritage 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
@@ricknmorty7732 I bet you he made that up, nobody is doing a DNA test on him, it's easy to make it up so you can give an excuse to say it. I think just say it, if black people can say it everyone can, because every race is equal.
@@qinggxiinHe has the mentality of a 12 year old 💀 I can’t believe people are just so open to threatening law enforcement and being a complete public nuisance😐
Oh, my heavenly stars! The second guy, Paul...WOW!! He's got a LOT to say. At the end, the narrator does state that Paul has mental health issues. Sure hope he gets the help he needs. Great video, Midwest Safety! Thanks. 🙂
Paul definitely needs a mental tune-up, but I'd much rather listen to him jabbering away than listen to the foul-mouthed, cop haters that we usually see in these videos. At least Paul was somewhat entertaining the way he could spiel off all that jargon without missimg a beat.😁
Same, I went full investigation mode on his shirt too. He made a custom shirt that plays on his name lol. The top at the back says Iceberg Slim who's a famous pimp (whom he looks up to i guess) and then at the bottom in small text it says Paul Goldberg, Paul being his first name as discovered at the end of the video. I think his right sleeve even has the twitch tv logo on it, none of it makes any sense which is fitting for him lmao.
@jorgejiminez-rk1uu I'm no psychiatrist, but I'm wondering if there's some DID going on here. He mentions "we" a lot, he mentions "alt" (though I know it could be 'ult', like 'ultimate' in a video game), and 'Oomfie' might be a secondary personality? Not certain.
@@holdmeclosertonydanza22 he’s definitely not DID. He’s either schizophrenic/schizoaffective or on drugs. He’s using a mix of video game terminology and twitter terminology.
@@holdmeclosertonydanza22more like general psychosis either meth induced or from mental illness like schizophrenia he looks in the age group where schizophrenia presents typically in men
The first kid is actually hilarious. This shit is gold. He says things like “my third eye is open” followed directly by homophobia, then endorses r Kelly like he wasn’t at the diddy parties.
He has mental health issues. It's even known in the city of Lakewood that Paul has struggled with them. The narrator talked about it at the end of the vid.
I got sent to jail for a month during my "white suburban gangster" phase. Honestly, jail was kindof a breeze. Everybody in my cell block was really chill, we just sat around and played cards all month. I read a bunch of books.
@@sandwichman100most of the people i’m prison are petty thieves on their last strike, emotional crashouts you can outsmart, and pedos nobody’s doing shit
OMG 🤦🏻♀️ …”TARGETED”???? This fool thinks he’s being racially profiled?!?! Where I live, if a demonstrably Caucasian kid behaves that way, he’ll quickly find himself the target of negative peer attention.
First kid was clearly insane too what the hell are you talking about? He was talking about reptilians etc. Thats schizophrenia or meth induced psychosis.
@@ebenwight513K2 is synthetic weed yes. Also know as Ketamine. They are all different names for the same substance. Bath salts are an entirely different drug
When the first guy gets so deep into it hes like "even if tiu guys got wives at home. Bisexually you be closested homosexual freemason type shit" 😂😂😂😂 wtf is this dude on man hes lile a hood therapist. "You have a wife but deep down inside you homosexually bixesual and im not about that"
As a black person...the n word makes me feel uncomfortable when any one says it even in songs ...but the amount of times he said is just f***ing CRINGE.....so embrassing to hear people speak like that so causally
The guy has some natural intellect though. U can tell by how widely and quickly his brain rattles crazy shit Most crazy people will not have such a vast scope of crazy😂
Can we all appreciate the skill required to play both roles of lead singer and crazy dancing girl from The Safety Dance at the same time, Oomfie would be proud of him
thats acting like kevin gates and r kelly are freemasons though? the freemasons wouldnt allow their own to spend that time in jail. they arent called the injailmasons.
Wow, at 23 I was working full time, had built my first brand new house and moved in and furnished it, and paid off my car. The way society has degraded is just astonishing, sad, and disgusting.
You see stuff like this and somehow people still think it's not a big deal the amount of deception and misinformation being shared on the internet. From fake pranks presented as if they were real to ambiguous speech used by some to generate engagement from all kinds of viewers: those who understand the joke, those who don't get the sarcasm and interpret it as another joke, those who don't understand anything but just want to be a part of something... Marketing must be one of the most evil jobs out there.
I think he said at the start of his speech, that he snorted a lot. What he said could be either him being higher than the ISS or he's just living on another planet mentally @JoshFortj
The second guy is heartgrindingly sad! The Police here are commendable and the arresting officer is so patient and empathic during this long stream of consciousness! I pray the lad gets help!
@@chez1111 that things gotta be a bot 😅 no one has time to literally respond to every comment made on this video and only 1% of the comments are distinguishable thoughts 😂
@@MetaGamingDojohe’s not black though, even if he was 25% black that still doesn’t make him black. In genetics parent from the same race makes you that same race have a having a parent from two different races makes you half those races as in biracial.
Saying R. Kelly is your hero unironically is absolutely insane 😂
I think he was being funny and not actually being serious 🤔
He is my hero lol
@@bangbangninergang5644pedophilia is funny, huh. I’m glad that makes it ok, because it was just a joke.
@@bangbangninergang5644”I think he was being funny” - in reference to a shcizo talking about free masons and pedophilia. I want to like YOU PEOPLE. But YOU PEOPLE don’t even like yourselves. Don’t let that go over your head. My white community isn’t shooting at eachother because we live on a different street 🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡
How u kno he really did that stop believing every thing u hear @@DoughBoyDopeBoy
Okey the second guy is pretty much a human form of every twitch chat ...
You are hereby nominated for best comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@BenHatira it's like his mind tried to go to a happy place. Unfortunately it was a twitch stream lmao
@BenHatira This dude must be on some serious drugs! Kudos to the cop who took him in and was able to tune all that out.
Brain damage triple-double. No assist full Max alti
@@ToddMiller-nl2wn i think he has mental problems, that is definetly not anything you eat
The first kid is probably thinking how he's going to be a famous rapper one day when in reality he'll be homeless and on drugs for the majority of his life.
Eh, he'll have a home. Prison and his name will be Nancy.
@@nevermoreraven4746bruh I’ll make you put koolaid on your lips and hold my pocket
@@nevermoreraven4746 5 foot 6 Nancy XD
I mean that would maybe be a more moral life than making a lot of money and not being homeless and swearing an oath you never intended to keep or were never intelligent enough to understand. This kid did nothing wrong from what I can tell the cops are articulating that he successfully cross the street and they want to give him a ticket for pedestrian in the roadway but they really don't want to give him a ticket they just want to do that as a way to violate his rights and run his name through a database to see if he has any warrants. You see this is the opposite of freedom that is why I don't support it. I just wonder why people would support stuff like this because this is the opposite of freedom and these cops are not going after a real criminals they are going after while they are creating a victim aren't they? Now I articulated why I do not support this victim creation can the people that do support this articulates why? Just curious why anybody would support this nonsense but I'm sure you might have a reason.
Like most of the graduates from Tik Tok University
First kid never got his ass beat for talking like that to people.
Or never whipped by his dad growing up
Sooner or later he will say the wrong thing to the wrong person
@@fastold yeah and then he just might end up ☠️
Because nobody takes her seriously.
@@davidsuch8942 her lol
Shoutout to Oomfie with the triple double no assist.
Back it up two times for Dr. Dre.
Ssss aaaa ffff eeee tttt yyyy
😂😂😂
😂😂
It is said that during ICE CUBE's good day, he also hit a triple double.
No mention of assist though😢.
I'm disappointed the first brat didn't get charged with threatening a police officer.
Me too, but then again, no judge could take this clown serious enough to read the charge with a straight face.
Besides, IF they had charged him with that, he'd believe it would give him actual street cred....
@@raymaas8330 especially when he kept repeating it and being so specific about it, I know they usually let it go if the suspect says a general threat one time and the cop asks them if they are making a threat but they don't continue from there, this dude doubled down on it, then elaborated on it just to make sure the threat was understood.
Sounds like this dude is a homophobe.😂😂
FTP
@@Jblaze024found the criminal 😂
Kid watched a TH-cam video on Freemasons right before he got arrested 🤣🤣🤣
For the all knowing crowd, that is all it takes.
He didn't see the Monty Python sketch, apparently.
As a Freemason, what did I do to young homie??
😂 cause his rants were all over the place
Honestly 😂.
The 2nd guy is tripping, 100%. He keeps saying triple double, no assist and platinum, I think he’s referencing rocket league. He is 100% on acid, HAS to be.
I was really wondering what game he was referencing.
just seems like schizophrenia to me. drug use could have exacerbated it but that's not why he's acting like that
That’s not acid, that’s some type of upper.
@@StoneCorazonit’s probably both tbh not many uppers will do this to you alone
sounded like league at first but probably not
I hope the person that had to write these subtitles is okay, you earned your money.
AI could've written most of them and human only had to check and correct some of them
@@morbus__ Lol AI would've been too sloppy for this vid
@@EternalNico1 thats what i am saying, human could have corrected most of them but for sure didnt write all of it
@@morbus__ That's what I'm thinking, but if so, they missed one while checking because he definitely didn't say "stick" at 1:49, lol
😂😂😂
Second guy sounds like he's just endlessly reading out predictive text results
Pretty sure he is a glitched NPC.
He is one of those new AI generated random NPC's.
he is literal AI
on shrooms probably
Best description so far
First dude couldn’t fight his way out of a paper bag.
A wet one.. LOL 😂
@@mrblueun1080grrr you beat me to it by 2 minutes 🤣🤣
Because he’s yt obviously
@@aliway4136 lol sorry
hes like a chihuahua
"Triple double no assist, Elon Musk on yo bitch" 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥 this line got me dying 😂😂
the second guy is speaking to a higher power that we can’t possibly fathom
Triple double no assist!
go to church an you will learn all about them.
Oomfie
The Highest Power is the Lord of Heaven and earth. A higher power than this kid, would be the enemy of our souls, which he likely has tapped into, so you're right.
@@IEatChickenAlmostDaily, not necessarily, but hopefully. It depends on the church, and there are very few churches teaching God's word, these days. One can still read God's word though.
Two things I was not expecting to hear during this video:
The safety dance
Free R. Kelly
right? lmfao
But "I will donate sperm to your soul mate" was expected?
What about Oomfie?
also referencing weird ass Kevin Gates as a genius lol
Safety Dance is a great song though
First guy is a prime example of creating your own problems to play victim
Oh, the smartest intellectual people are in jail??? And uh, police dont lock people up douche, its the courts. This kid needs some mental health evaluations
He did it for r Kelly
And then of course, blaming anyone but himself.
@Garth-bd3pu you forgot about the other guy that no one knows of or cares about
Merkin Caucasian?
That guy in the second part reminds me of my schizophrenic son when he stops taking his meds. 😢 I wouldn't wish paranoid schizophrenia on my worst enemies. It's absolutely heartbreaking and the most helpless feeling. Especially since they are adults and adjudicating them as mentally unable to make decisions for themselves is an EXTREMELY difficult process. Finding resources to help because they are unable to work, juggling hospital stays, appointments, meds... it's exhausting and I wish my first born didn't have to suffer like he is. Be thankful and grateful if you are mentally well and healthy and your children are too.
The first guy’s vocabulary is hurting my brain
WAIT TILL YOU HEAR THE SECOND GUY!!!
@@SkeekyDragon that guy cracked me up😭😭
I almost fear to ask what the second guy's vocabulary might do to you then :D
I hate the word bro due to these brainrot kids
You mean lack of vocabulary 😂
the great detail of description he gives in accusing the police of being bisexual seems like a personal problem
Hes the type thats gay but only in jail😂 jail bromance
Sounds like it's his own fantasy 🫢
Ur kind is the problem, honey Latchkey Chile type person 😂
He's totally gay maybe who knows
He actually proposed homosexual sexual interaction to officers multiple times during arrest (oral sex)
I wonder if his justification for saying homophobic slurs is that he's 25% gay too.
Maybe R.kelly put the key in his ignition!
As a 25% secret closeted homosexual bisexual Freemason, I give him the pass
Guess which third open eye he is talking about.
Homophobic? Lol. A phobia is a fear of something. So that's an inaccurate way to describe someone who is disgusted by something. Someone saying it's disgusting does not make them any kind of "phobe". The first guy was crazy but in that respect he had more sense than a lot of people.
@@MainMite06 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You look like your name aught to be Kurt" is the weirdest insult I've ever heard.
Found the dude named Kurt
@@vetheros Whats up Kurt
I love how first guy did absolutely nothing when his hands were free, but once he was cuffed, he was the hardest dude on earth
He's definitely gonna sent to Uranus by Oomfie with triple-double no assist..
Obviously he couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag!
He might be a 5'6" targeted pretty boy but he ain't nothin' to play with ☠️
@@MainMite06😂
his 15% came out.
His 3rd eye will get opened further in prison.
If he wants it or not… 😂
😂😂😂
@@adamantium1983 clearly he wants it.
😂
😂
You know the first dude is 100% all talk. GUARANTEED!!
How it feels to Comprehend The Lesser Key of Solomon when Jesus Christ is a human being but he's actually the dragon everybody keeps swearing they saw around the world (EXTREME Edition) while nobody actually believes in anything
But he was speaking truth about Freemason police. They are at the top of every organization.
The second guy is all talk too, but nonsense talk
Bro got to jail and called his mommy to cry and bail him out
@@dannigro8794Yeah he'd be fun to talk to at a party I think, provided I was absolutely hammered.
Quote of the year:
“You probably not human, is you. You is reptilian.” So insightful and thought provoking. Is our world turning into the movie Idiocracy?
No, just America
As of Nov 5th it became official.
@@bivvystridents3752I can’t say I agree with you on that.
@bivvystridents3752 well since 75million people disagree and currently the cumala supporters are shaving their heads and threatening to poison and divorce their husband's i would say we avoided idocracy. Oh your team also believe a man can have a period so maybe not bring your limited understanding of the current state of affairs into TH-cam comments lol
Yes!
Dude really called himself "pretty boy" 💀💀
Always the 5 and unders who think they're incredibly attractive. Dude was a 3 on his best day.
😅😅😅
fr🤣🤣
Yeah, I thought the same. He really thinks highly of himself.
They love pretty boys in prison
Being an r kelly fanboy ain’t the hill to die on, bruh.
@@AxtionMag free Kelly fn
Someone check @@bangbangninergang5644's hard drive
Being an r kelly fan today is like being an epstien fan or that you still support Dan Crane
@@bangbangninergang5644 you tired yet mate
@@chez1111 no, I gotta keep putting yall in yalls place 😊
Ain't no way Dollar Store Scott Pilgrim has the N-Word pass 😭
No replies? Let me fix that😊😂
Ok, you win!
Lmao 🤣 Dollar Store Scott Pilgrim. I was thinking of Great Value brand but Dollar is cheaper 😂
It’s giving Shaun King 😅
Why you do that Scott pilgrim?!?!
Second guy is living his best life
I gotta say, I'm kinda interested in hearing more of the Oomfie lore.
😂 me too!
same
Netflix special in 2026.
😂 I'm obsessed with oomfie. I need to know more
second guy was actually just voicing every thought that came into his mind
ithink hes on drugs lol
The second guy was out of it. I actually like that song he was starting to sing.
He is off his rocker/mental, Oomfie is in his mind's ear. We need Asylums to make a comeback, jails/prisons are Not for everyone.
@@beccadis2823 I liked the 2nd guy
He was trying to be crazy on purpose but to me it’s just cringe
That first guy is the epitome of the Ron White quote "I had the right to remain silent. Just not the ability".
I had to mute the video, cause he was just annoying as heck. I guess he was putting on airs for his 25% black heritage🤣. If I was him, I would try and showcase that 25% as being an upstanding citizen. I wouldn't follow the path of other idiots with the same heritage 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
❤💯
Or, “you can’t fix stu Pid.”
Him being 5'6'' makes this whole interaction make sense
Its his insecurity, not his height
No need to body shame
Little man syndrome.
@@kwible3682 textbook napoleon syndrome
@@FunnyBaseballStadium-cc5dk he's a munchkin. 5'6 could fit in my pocket LMAO
"Are we holed up in Germany, phoning friends we don't have?"
Bro, drugs are craaazy
I read this as he was saying it
It said his name is Paul and he has mental health issues at the end. That’s sad.
Triple double no assist
@@yakk13 bro same XD
But it's not Oomfie, It's never Oomfie. I'm on the secondary cell block. Max Alty.
I read the word Brainrot and I immediately clicked on it! You were not kidding!
Typical YT
@@bangbangninergang5644TH-cam?
@@bangbangninergang5644 Something is typical. 😁
@@bangbangninergang5644 white people don't act like a black guy
@@adamschrader328 ⚪️
It’s hard to tell if drugs have driven this second man out of his mind, or if he was schizophrenic, and took drugs
Likely both. Many schizophrenic people use drugs and alcohol to self-medicate their symptoms.
No that's just how Gen z talks.
😂 @@Tengokuchi
@@Tengokuchi No. Just 30% of the generation.
@@Tengokuchi if you genuinely believe this you're literally more deranged than the 2nd guy, the guy was obviously zooted the fuck out of his mind
Everyone that goes to jail gets to meet R Kelly. At night you can hear him singing from across the pod. Beautiful
The first guy seems angry at himself for having homosexual encounters
It's because he's half black and half Mexican.
Yea usually people who act like this secretly want to be pegged
@@Garth-bd3pu 1/4 black and part Mexican
@@Garth-bd3pu Blexican
Hahahhahaha
"Oomfie"
"Triple double no assist"
these.. are gonna stay with me for a long time!!!
This is going to stay with you in the binary😂😂
@@MainMite06 Oh hey its you
Max Ulti LMFAO (pretty sure he said Ulti like ultimate ability instead of alty)
Triple double no assists, Elon musk on yo bitch
His SS number starts with a 2 and ends with a triple double oomphee
In 10 seconds this kid has me convinced he's gonna end up spending most of his life behind bars
or in the forever box
Good. Bro hates gays when people like him are obviously the problem with society.
@@PChamileon97 everyone ends up in the forever box
Second guy sounds like he reading out predictive text results 😂
The second guy would make a phenomenal streamer
I thought it was XQC
@@Jozzy128 Wow you ain't lying. 😂
@@Jozzy128 XQC? Like the one with a T instead?
And filibuster
First bro is such a try hard, I have second hand embarrassment for his mother.
She likely has no shame either.
23?! He looks 14 and acts like a 9 year old....
The cop isn't any better
@@narutofan4545 lmao you seem mad
@@Spartan8181TTV just stating fax
So it all adds up then 😂
What did the cop do wrong, @@narutofan4545?
That second dude made my day. Thanks
That Black wannabe kid watched the first season of The Boondocks and thought he had us figured out 💀
😂
He’s “25 % Black” remember ? 😭
i love the boondocks
Let’s be fr… that kid was barely black 😭 like cmon 25%??
@@ricknmorty7732 I bet you he made that up, nobody is doing a DNA test on him, it's easy to make it up so you can give an excuse to say it. I think just say it, if black people can say it everyone can, because every race is equal.
Second guy seems chill .
Lmao
Hes sweating like hes in the shower
@@TheAnnoyingBoss Drugs are a hell of a drug
@@TheAnnoyingBossIt was raining and when they pinned him they pinned him in a puddle.
dude said "imma ff" not even after 15 min :))
This kid doesn't know the meaning of the word "targeted". He looks 12.
Hey...he's 25% black...
bro does NOT look 12 years old, dude looks like he's in his 40s
@@qinggxiinHe has the mentality of a 12 year old 💀 I can’t believe people are just so open to threatening law enforcement and being a complete public nuisance😐
Hes gotta be like 20
@@muppet_horse He said he is 23
A little middle-class boy who wishes he was a gangster. Haven't seen this this before.
Oh, my heavenly stars! The second guy, Paul...WOW!! He's got a LOT to say. At the end, the narrator does state that Paul has mental health issues. Sure hope he gets the help he needs.
Great video, Midwest Safety! Thanks. 🙂
Paul definitely needs a mental tune-up, but I'd much rather listen to him jabbering away than listen to the foul-mouthed, cop haters that we usually see in these videos. At least Paul was somewhat entertaining the way he could spiel off all that jargon without missimg a beat.😁
@@theenforcer9967tru tru
Give brother his Oomphie and his Triple Double No Assist
Bruh 🤣🤣🤦🏾♂️🤪
Along with (15:18) "a triple double no-scope and a LeBron James to Jupiter." YEEEEE-hah!
I’m crying from that guy 🤣🤣🤣
@@sandychilds3253 ultra.
@@sandychilds3253 and and an Oomphie that's concerned for his safety
Second guy actually has a chance, just get off the drugs. Honestly, the shit he was saying was weird but I was listening to all of it intently.
@@marknihem5632 it made sense! totally seemed like he thought he was in a game chat online
Same same actually
Right he was saying it’s so convincingly
he has mental issues
Same, I went full investigation mode on his shirt too. He made a custom shirt that plays on his name lol. The top at the back says Iceberg Slim who's a famous pimp (whom he looks up to i guess) and then at the bottom in small text it says Paul Goldberg, Paul being his first name as discovered at the end of the video. I think his right sleeve even has the twitch tv logo on it, none of it makes any sense which is fitting for him lmao.
When the white cop said "don't use racial slurs against me, you called me the N-word" I busted out laughing because that's hysterical
That second dude is having the time of his life 😅
@jorgejiminez-rk1uu I'm no psychiatrist, but I'm wondering if there's some DID going on here. He mentions "we" a lot, he mentions "alt" (though I know it could be 'ult', like 'ultimate' in a video game), and 'Oomfie' might be a secondary personality? Not certain.
@@holdmeclosertonydanza22 he’s definitely not DID. He’s either schizophrenic/schizoaffective or on drugs. He’s using a mix of video game terminology and twitter terminology.
DUDE! I dunno what he took.....but I WANT SOME!
@@holdmeclosertonydanza22more like general psychosis either meth induced or from mental illness like schizophrenia he looks in the age group where schizophrenia presents typically in men
@@SkeekyDragon OMG!!!! Nooooo. I shouldn't be laughing this hard. 😂😢😢😢😢😢😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm so emotionally conflicted
Second guy: What a long, strange trip...
23 acting like a 13 year old...
Typical YT
@@bangbangninergang5644coping hard, ain't ya?
@@minecraftfox4384 just speaking facts, I know it hurts 😢
don’t compare this loser to us 13 year olds
@@bangbangninergang5644 crime statistics going off rn
The first kid is actually hilarious. This shit is gold. He says things like “my third eye is open” followed directly by homophobia, then endorses r Kelly like he wasn’t at the diddy parties.
At least the second guy made sense.
And he knows Oomfie
I related to all of it 😂
Between the two, I’d take Ommfie over R. Kelly’s #1 fan.
That second boy is riding so high he is in the matrix seeing code 😂
Deadassssssss😂😂😂
I think hes faking too try and get taken too the hospital.
He has mental health issues.
It's even known in the city of Lakewood that Paul has struggled with them. The narrator talked about it at the end of the vid.
@@twistedgamer238 nah brother, that’s the real thing
@@twistedgamer238 he looks high on something. It happens
A spoiled little rich kid in his Michael Kors sweatshirt, playing at being a gangster. One day in lockup and he'd be crying for his mommy and daddy.
Typical YT
Angry elf 😠
When he goes to jail. He goes with the blacks
To be fair most of the "gangsters" don't have dad's and yet they still cry more than my cousin whose a baby.
I got sent to jail for a month during my "white suburban gangster" phase.
Honestly, jail was kindof a breeze. Everybody in my cell block was really chill, we just sat around and played cards all month. I read a bunch of books.
7:30 I’m surprised bro didn’t start talking about his lord and savior diddy next
Second guy spit out enough material for another System of a Down album
Chop Gooey
First guy was really embracing that 25% of his heritage.
He got his DNA results and said "I gotta go commit crime now."
You sure they capable of feeding embarrassment?
@@allnightfright619 nah they shameless
Came here to say this 😂😂
@@allnightfright619 he said embrace not embarrass.
That first kid is out to make enemies with literally every human being that isn't Kevin Gates or R. Kelly.
if he gets into prison hes going to meet some really friendly men
He's living in a world of truly remarkable adventure. Never a dull moment in his life.
@@sandwichman100most of the people i’m prison are petty thieves on their last strike, emotional crashouts you can outsmart, and pedos nobody’s doing shit
OMG 🤦🏻♀️ …”TARGETED”????
This fool thinks he’s being racially profiled?!?!
Where I live, if a demonstrably Caucasian kid behaves that way, he’ll quickly find himself the target of negative peer attention.
R. Kelly doesn't have access to young girls right now. Feel sure he'd love to meet this Lil kid in jail.
Second dude would have been a VIBE in the back of an ambulance
The first guy is just angry. The second guy is insane.
first time out after years playing xbox games in the basement
no my man that is k2
@@searchiemusicis that Bath Salts? Synthetic weed?
First kid was clearly insane too what the hell are you talking about? He was talking about reptilians etc. Thats schizophrenia or meth induced psychosis.
@@ebenwight513K2 is synthetic weed yes. Also know as Ketamine. They are all different names for the same substance. Bath salts are an entirely different drug
I couldn’t be a cop. No amount of money is worth dealing with the general public. Lordy.
You could definetly enjoy the second guy
When the first guy gets so deep into it hes like "even if tiu guys got wives at home. Bisexually you be closested homosexual freemason type shit" 😂😂😂😂 wtf is this dude on man hes lile a hood therapist. "You have a wife but deep down inside you homosexually bixesual and im not about that"
I'm with you there. I have a cop family member. The stories are insane!
Well said
Not like the money’s worth it to begin with
He did have a good point. If your friends don't dance, they are not friends. Safety dance
Fact!
He looks kinda young.. where are they still playing safety dance that he would know it? Lol
Hahaah
@@TexanTradeverywhere
@@TexanTrad,
TH-cam or the radio?
As a black person...the n word makes me feel uncomfortable when any one says it even in songs
...but the amount of times he said is just f***ing CRINGE.....so embrassing to hear people speak like that so causally
The narrator explaining who the rappers were absolutely caught me off guard and i cant stop laughing 😂
First one is a total badass, said no one. Parents must be proud.
Absolutely no one 😂
I'm proud of him for speaking truth about Freemasons.
@5GreenAcres Facts🤙😂 he was funny
He said I’m barely a minority and every sentence ended with nigga 😂😂🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
@@5GreenAcres😂😂😂
Oh, defendant thinks he's pretty. Bless his heart.
You must’ve thought that since you said it
@@bangbangninergang56446:57
@bangbangninergang5644 your low i.q. is showing
@bangbangninergang5644 In the video he said something about cops targeting petty boys, the commenter didn't just come up with that.
@@bangbangninergang5644rage bait
“I didn’t pack water” has me rollin man
“R Kelly never did nothing to nobody!”
That’s when we knew that this individual was clinically insane
@@AnonymousQwerty no just abysmally stupid
R Kelly is a true role model for sick perverts.
What? He just peed on a few hundred people. May or may not have been 18.
@@mplslawnguy3389 much worse than that
r kelly admitted hes guilty , wow this elf is not only small, hes dumb too
"Man... Did we take advice from... A Romanian... war criminal?
Was that our plan?"
he's talking like Hunter Thompson in Fear and Loathing.
@@ChaseThePinballWizardfor real!!!
The guy has some natural intellect though. U can tell by how widely and quickly his brain rattles crazy shit
Most crazy people will not have such a vast scope of crazy😂
@@Rob-gf3pb he's intelligent, but tweaking.
@@Rob-gf3pb thats because hes probably on acid.
Can we all appreciate the skill required to play both roles of lead singer and crazy dancing girl from The Safety Dance at the same time, Oomfie would be proud of him
@@101Moses 🤣🤣
These fine, upstanding young men had the right to remain silent…but lacked the ability.
Their loss…. Midwest Safety’s gain.
Defending R Kelly and Kevin Gates but then saying he hates the Free Masons... Ironic.
Kid is so lost and doesn't even realize it
thats acting like kevin gates and r kelly are freemasons though? the freemasons wouldnt allow their own to spend that time in jail. they arent called the injailmasons.
What did Kevin gates do? Just curious I’m out of the loop I guess
@@chloesmith9690if you have to ask your just as lost
@@chloesmith9690 6:18
Those who accuse other of being closet homosexuals are normally struggling with their own sexuality.
Or they are just pushy bottoms
YT’s usually don’t open up about things like that 🫨
@@bangbangninergang5644 what is YT? Young Tiktokers?
@@Optora. WHITE 😉 you knew what it meant
Yup….
25% black, 100% in jail. Good for him.
25% ⚫ and 75 % mutt.
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wow, at 23 I was working full time, had built my first brand new house and moved in and furnished it, and paid off my car. The way society has degraded is just astonishing, sad, and disgusting.
Social Security number starts with a 2 and ends with triple double oomphie 🤣🤣💀
best part LMAO
the first kid is mindbogglingly annoying
2 of his charges are bullshit and all the other stuff doesnt really matter bro.
@@TheAnnoyingBoss what matters is that kid is an humongous turd, any and all charges legit.
It’s spelled mind-bottling
"Probably not even fully human, is you" "You probably reptilian, ain't you?"... the brainrot is real...
He needs Triple double no assist from our friend Oomfie😂😂
I never thought I'd actually hear people talk like that
That's mental illness, not brainrot
You see stuff like this and somehow people still think it's not a big deal the amount of deception and misinformation being shared on the internet. From fake pranks presented as if they were real to ambiguous speech used by some to generate engagement from all kinds of viewers: those who understand the joke, those who don't get the sarcasm and interpret it as another joke, those who don't understand anything but just want to be a part of something... Marketing must be one of the most evil jobs out there.
@@ritishify Stop worrying and accept your Reptilian overlords
That first guy is so cringe. Can't believe a guy like that is 23.
The second guy just seems super mentally unstable. First guy just a tool
Could be some mushrooms
They make your mind go nuts
I think he said at the start of his speech, that he snorted a lot. What he said could be either him being higher than the ISS or he's just living on another planet mentally @JoshFortj
i wish i got funny when i have mental breakdowns.
@@simonla517 god bless
Second guy should have his own reality show. He's clearly been to the future.
He's surrounded in binary and his buddy Oomfie is going to give him the triple double assist😂😂😂
It sounds like hes had some twitch stream influence, he could be a great streamer too XD
That second guy isn't going to remember any of this.
Why doesn't he claim the white part of himself, is it so he can claim racism when there isn't any except from him,?
Oomfie will remind him
@@PizzaGoat323with the triple double no assist
The second guy is heartgrindingly sad! The Police here are commendable and the arresting officer is so patient and empathic during this long stream of consciousness! I pray the lad gets help!
"I was born a poor Black child"
-Steve Martin, The Jerk.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol. great freaking movie!!
He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!
This dude is yt, what are you saying 🤔
I know what my special purpose is! 😂
One of the all time greats. 😂😂😂
@@bangbangninergang5644 he wasn't always that way! revitiligo's some sheit
It's always him because he is the one creating it.
Leave that yt man alone
@@bangbangninergang5644you tired yet?
@@chez1111 that things gotta be a bot 😅 no one has time to literally respond to every comment made on this video and only 1% of the comments are distinguishable thoughts 😂
Something really got that guy going
@@chez1111 it depends on if I see anymore comments I don’t like 😊
Crazy that that cop didn’t charge him with death threats on a police officer. That kid was literally begging to get that charge too.
This dude about as gangster as Doris Day
Let's see how many people even know who Doris Day is. Que sera, sera.
🤣👍
The second guy is 100% interplanetary. Hope he finds his way back to solid ground.
Why is nobody talking about the second dude 😂 I wish him well wherever he is
His processor was short circuiting
Every day he has a triple double, no assist.
If your entire range of life experience is tiktok you shouldn't take psychedelics.
@@smugfrogman4791with all the sweat, I think it's amphetamine psychosis, but it could be a psychedelic
That second guy's monologue is what English sounds like to non-English speakers.
Oomfie got that that triple double no assist!
"brainrot tiktok" such an accurate adjective 😂
First guy was just a fool who's probably gonna learn the hard way, second guy needs some serious mental health support
People like this are why I don't mind the US Govt banning TikToc. 😅
Non c'è TikTok in Usa?
For real. Influencers are an actual c a n c e r on our society.
it's Tiktok and they only wanna ban it because the information is going to the Chinese government vs the American government like Facebook and etc.
@@carmen2108full It was going to be banned but the planned law did not go through. so its still allowed in america
Tic Tok and "influencers" are a cancer to our society.
Bro actually said he had a pass on a certain word because he's '25% black' and 'part mexican'. 😂
Looks can be deceiving. There are people with families like that, and then there are truly racist people.
Mexicans don't get the pass.
As a secretary of the black community i don't believe weve received his application. He possibly sent it to the Mexicans instead.
@@MetaGamingDojohe’s not black though, even if he was 25% black that still doesn’t make him black. In genetics parent from the same race makes you that same race have a having a parent from two different races makes you half those races as in biracial.
@@jamesduncan2984 this is confusing, and I wasn't trying to defend the kid or anything😂
Triple double no assist is absolutely hilarious 🤣 😂
Kind of sounds like a burger without pickles😂