669th like here I gotta say I spent an hour searching for this channel today to watch the full video because I saw his leftovers video and wanted to see the whole thing
I’m not sure sure about about that that that I I know what what you and heaven tiredtired justI’m not surety or or not even the one I just just want you to you to hang with you I know I just wanna wanna die you can’t get you I I guess guess I don’t don’t want anything for for Christmas Christmas break time I just just wanted you to be be happy happy and happy happy happy happy you you too and you you ace a a merry merry happy happy birthday to your your family and I have have you you have have fun I just wanna go home home with with my my brother in the hospital I’m I’m why you I’iy oud ea what’d yeah yeah lol I I just figured figured I was going to going to be there a couple coupled hours I I just figured figured I might might go out to oh aveIb you too e t ol oly eahm not happy rn but you gotta gotta gotta I guess guess Iim I’m gonna be be be be fine fine I’ll I’ll try try it it lol I was going out out with with you you got to get it done done at at work work lol I guess guess what you you mean mean to do that I guess guess I’ll go back back get you something I want lol I just just wanted you to you to say that lol yeah lol I’m glo lonna come home tomorrow I can do you you know I’m going home I just wanna wanna hang with you I just want you to come get heaven I want want cuddles you and your your baby lol lol I’m gonna come home tomorrow tomorrow lol I’m gonna gonna be be off work today so so yeah you want me to go go to hang up at the same place I just just wanna wanna wanna and and wanna hang in and I’m gonna go get to my my moms moms and I I have have no clue what’s what’s wrong wrapped ong lol I guess I’m just just saying yeah I’m just not mad I’m sorry lol lol lol I’m I’m so hungry hungry I’m I’m hungry hungry by ouut I’ll probably go to hang up tomorrow tomorrow I can can hm eanang around for you and and and heaven to hang hang around you lol yeah yeah lol I guess guess what you mean you got a a little mad about ad idn’tbout that that I didn’t didn’t mean that that was just gonna and you were mad lol yeah I know lol yeah I love the kids I know but yeah I’m gonna gonna take you to my dads I don’t want you to hang with heaven I guess you want me lol I guess I
@@petalgirl27 they were probly typing and fell asleep so maybe they rolled onto their phone resulting in the predctive text being typed and eventually being sent. Or something I dunno
Thank you so much for making these videos! I haven't laughed that long and hard in over a year.. My kid and I spent the evening laughing over your Google translate cooking Thanksgiving dinner
Hi Brandon, and for everyone who reads this. I just wanna say that Brandon, you have really helped me recently. Whenever I'm down, when I cant sleep, when I feel like panicking. I put on one of your videos because I know that every single time, you will make me laugh, which makes me feel so much better. Thank you.
The one at 2:40 (I think...? When he was putting the pineapple on the stove.) was my favorite. I replayed it like 5 times before i finished the video. 😂
I'm literally crying right now 🤣 I had to stop it half way through just to whip my eyes and gather myself before continuing. I haven't watched anything this funny in far too long.
Pineapple is typically in carrot cake since it offers more moisture to the cake. I can only imagine chicken and beans were some type of fruit and nut to add or take away moisture as well.
Microwaving sugar for 60mins will turn it into delicious chocolate, and since chocolate could be bad for you're teeth, they added in the toothpaste to counteract the cavities that the chocolate will cause. And cream cheese is delicious
I came across you somehow, unsure how exactly but I'm so glad I did. I cried with laughter at this video! I've not laughed like that in months. Thank you so much! Cant wait to watch more of your videos!
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One of these days he's gonna accidentally create a cancer cure.
U mean Covid-19?
Or a timetravel machine
Or world hunger
Or depression
Sure to all depression
This is the literal definition of the “Instructions Unclear” meme
Instructions unclear I shot someone
He IS the embodiment of the meme
I always knew memes would materialize someday
The instructions were clear. They just sucked...
@@maxgeopiano you missed joke ...
@@cinnamoroll I didn't but I understand why you would think that...
Anything: **exists**
Imbrandonfarris: so you have chosen *smothering*
WTH IS UP WITH THESE COMMENTS THAT HAVE 1K^ THAT HAS VERY FEW REPLIES
Title: google translate makes carrot cake.
Thumbnail: P I N E A P P L E
I genuinely couldn’t tell what that was
I thought it was asparagus
I thougth it was a pack of eggs
Felipe Boero what eggs come in green cartons
@@kuntrybruh296 in poland eco eggs
"Am i skinny white?..... thats painfully accurate" killed me
Little white😂😂😂
Skinny white would be.... not me
*hurtfully
*little white *hurtfully
Same here but yeah its little white and hurtfully but I got it
Carrots and sugar start whistling in the microwave....
Brandon: "I'm sorry, what?"
😂😂😂
I made it 666 for the likes. I’m proud
It said that the carrots and sugar have to whistle the microwave
Now it’s at 1.6k likes!
Sophie Yan now it’s at 2.3k
Plot twist: this isn't Google translate, its unreleased HowToBasic recipes.
😂 I was just thinking that!
Same brain
Great minds think alike
O-O the realizationn
@@Momotaroislivid army???
*carrots and sugar whistling in the microwave*
"I'm sorry what?"
I laughed so hard xDDD
@telecomtrash who gate keeps in 2020 weirdchamp
669th like here
I gotta say I spent an hour searching for this channel today to watch the full video because I saw his leftovers video and wanted to see the whole thing
telecomtrash
I do xD
@telecomtrash who tf is retarded enough to shame other people for it XD XD XD
Get this comment to 869 likes
I legit started crying in laughter when he put the dry ingredients in his mouth! My spleen!
oh mah gawd same
SAME I CANT FREAKIN BREATHE 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Trying to talk through it, oh god. The fucking noises he was making had me wheezing
Same
Same
I have no idea why this was recommended to me, but I am so glad it was.
Tasha same lmao
One of the best surprises in my life
Samee😂💜
All of us have been given this.
Agreed
I did not see “sautés whole pineapple” coming
I didn’t see this recommendation coming, but here I am
That pfp
The entire time I was distracted by how comfortable that pillow looks.
Yes same!!!! I need to know the brand! I'm a pillow whore LOL!!!!!
@@gibble2714 lol
I was thinking the same. Dont get that beautiful fluffy pillow dirty, it didnt deserve this treatment.😂
Right?! And how he did that poor, wonderful pillow so, so dirty. 😂
Same
“Smother cake batter”
Brandon: *Proceeds to suffocate the cake batter while beating it up* IM DYING 😂
The cake batter is also dying XD
He finally has a lot of bowls and Google isn't into it.
First comment (° v °)
1K likes and then here's the only two replies.
Incognito Mode hi reply, you’re sleuthy!
The kid side of me is really intrigued while the adult side just shudders at the idea of cleaning up after
And the eco side of me shudders at the waste of food. Still made me laugh tho ^^
Me too
This was in my recommendations... and I glad it was
smae
Microwave: *squeaks*
Him: sorry what?
Me: *chokes on air*
Pan: *brizzle*
Him: huuuuh?
Me: wait there was a comment similar like this
@@ja-nie-neerecords7021 lol
Just gave you your 1000th like.
@@Runaway991 omg thank u! i never really had 1k likes before, im so happy
@@thehomefrontgamer2153 👍🏼
“I’m not saying this happened before, I’m just saying this isn’t the first time.”
-Brandon (another no-sense making yet hilarious quote)
I think this is the funniest Google Translate recipe he's ever done!
Agreed
Yes!
The fact that he makes such a mess for our entertainment. Makes me want to go help him clean it up.
Ikr
No
"why don't you play with the neighbors kids?"
the neighbors kids:
WHY TF YOU WON'T PLAY WITH HIM THEM
My answer: Because...that *points to the neighbors’ kids*
Because someone put them in the microwave for 60 minutes.😈😂😂😂
The fact that this never happened to me but it's hella funny LMAO
Lmao
“I already want a different cake for my birthday.” -Brandon 2020
don't make edit for like, just don't
now it's fine
@@tartipouss its edits, now go edit it
@@luisa1903 ok
tartipouss can you delete your comment it is no longer needed
@@tartipouss thank you cringe police
"well my mouth ain't wet anymore, we're also making an omelette on the floor." 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
He making poetry 😂
I love how he makes the cleanest dirty jokes ever
Litterally dirty 🤣🤣🤣
Me too lol
Lol
There the best cause they make sense being dirty and not so us people with dirty minds get a laugh and people with out do to
Yes my child
I don't know who this madman is, but I respect the fact that he actually took a bit of that nightmare "cake"
SPRITE NADO correction it’s carrot cake🙂
I can’t imagine how funny he actually is in real life
I laugh so much i feel like I’m going to pee myself
I MADE THE 300th LIKE!!!!
Imagine him in rl just be like -_-
I maked 667th like
I’m the 837th like
“the eggs get laid in a bowl”
good for them..
I’m not sure sure about about that that that I I know what what you and heaven tiredtired justI’m not surety or or not even the one I just just want you to you to hang with you I know I just wanna wanna die you can’t get you I I guess guess I don’t don’t want anything for for Christmas Christmas break time I just just wanted you to be be happy happy and happy happy happy happy you you too and you you ace a a merry merry happy happy birthday to your your family and I have have you you have have fun I just wanna go home home with with my my brother in the hospital I’m I’m why you I’iy oud ea what’d yeah yeah lol I I just figured figured I was going to going to be there a couple coupled hours I I just figured figured I might might go out to oh aveIb you too e t ol oly eahm not happy rn but you gotta gotta gotta I guess guess Iim I’m gonna be be be be fine fine I’ll I’ll try try it it lol I was going out out with with you you got to get it done done at at work work lol I guess guess what you you mean mean to do that I guess guess I’ll go back back get you something I want lol I just just wanted you to you to say that lol yeah lol I’m glo lonna come home tomorrow I can do you you know I’m going home I just wanna wanna hang with you I just want you to come get heaven I want want cuddles you and your your baby lol lol I’m gonna come home tomorrow tomorrow lol I’m gonna gonna be be off work today so so yeah you want me to go go to hang up at the same place I just just wanna wanna wanna and and wanna hang in and I’m gonna go get to my my moms moms and I I have have no clue what’s what’s wrong wrapped ong lol I guess I’m just just saying yeah I’m just not mad I’m sorry lol lol lol I’m I’m so hungry hungry I’m I’m hungry hungry by ouut I’ll probably go to hang up tomorrow tomorrow I can can hm eanang around for you and and and heaven to hang hang around you lol yeah yeah lol I guess guess what you mean you got a a little mad about ad idn’tbout that that I didn’t didn’t mean that that was just gonna and you were mad lol yeah I know lol yeah I love the kids I know but yeah I’m gonna gonna take you to my dads I don’t want you to hang with heaven I guess you want me lol I guess I
@@petalgirl27 lmao my phone is dumb I fell asleep never even knew I posted anything
@@petalgirl27 I didn’t know this was even know it was so long omg!
@@terigarcia1600 oh geez
@@petalgirl27 they were probly typing and fell asleep so maybe they rolled onto their phone resulting in the predctive text being typed and eventually being sent.
Or something I dunno
"Young Man Dies While Making Mysterious Carrot Cake"
I think you mean "little white" man
Man dies attempting to cook with instructions and still fucks it up XD
Young man with a beard
On his birthday
Do you still wan't to carry on the recipe??? Police Multifandomest???
The absolute horror I felt as he opened that microwave was insane.
"60 minutes.. how many minutes is that..?"
@@nevaeh9125 Sounds like something I'd say, honestly.
@@imsoquarky same tbh
Man made the venom symbeyote
All jokes aside, I genuinely hope his family didn't forget his birthday.
I was looking for a comment regarding his birthday lol
If I managed forgetting it since the video started...
Going along with movie scripts it turned out that they didn't forget and were planning a surprise party all along
Hope so..
@@ellie5017 CORONAVIRUS
Just stumbled onto this channel, haven't laughed so hard in a while! Definitely finding the translate playlist!!
Same here I'm crying not laughed like that in so long
Same here I was dying laughing the whole time
I gotta thank my girlfriend for letting me borrow her phone, she has some straight FIRE in her recommended
Oh hell ya you're gf must be way chill
@@zadinhalesmilk9506 holy cow I see you *everywhere*
@@a_reelskitface good :)
(My main territory is gacha vids but I have a bit of everything on my recommended page so I'm not surprised you see me)
@@zadinhalesmilk9506 ew gacha
@@minimooanna5548 -_- meh whatever you can have you're opinion -3-
Imagine him trying to cheer up someone he cares about.
"Do you wanna microwavable carrot cake?"
@@3nj0y48 for real 😂🤚✨
Everybody gangsta til the sugar carrot soup starts whistling.
😂
😂
Good that it didn't explode. Chicken tends to do that when microvaved
I really admire the dedication to following the directions as accurately as possible while being at least mostly safe about it.
It’s literally, How to Basic, but actually trying to cook.😂
And random teleportation
@@buttersmoothmemes4233 how to basic teleports in a funny way....so it is barely noticeable....
Mabey he is
I know that TH-camr how to basic
Yeah and he also he isnt naked
And he also shows his face
And he also speaks the english language
And he also uses pillow instead of eggs
"Am I little white"
"That's hurtfully accurate"
I got this randomly, clicked, and was not disappointed.
edit: please spare my inbox
Agreed
Same lmaooo
Same here
Same bro
Lol same 😂
I love how he ALWAYS trys the food no matter what is in it or where its been
When he said "am I little white?" I genuinely wheezed and stopped breathing for a solid 30 seconds that was the funniest thing ever 😂
It was hurtfully accurate
If you listen closely, the cake is speaking to you and it’s saying “please kill me” hmm weird !
Smother it
Asdf predicted that cakes wanted to die.
“60 minutes... How many minutes is that?”
...
“ *oh right* "
Me after quarantine 😂
he never said that
@@giothefew4300 yes he did
@@giothefew4300 he said it in his carrot cake video
@@banditodorito1312 well where the fuck else?
If you want abs, just binge this channel. The amount of laughing you will go through will result in a nice-looking belly
Recipe: has a part that makes no sense
Him: PILLOW
Jokes aside, this dude didn't put any ads on whole his cooking part.
It's almost like his video is less than 10 minutes long
madlad
Me with 2 ads in a row at the start of the video: 👁 👄 👁
That's why hes my favorite youtuber, 1 and, end of video, funny all the time. Cant say no.
788
I cannot BREATHE. Man I haven’t laughed this hard in ages.
Meh too lmao 😂😂
I almost peed my pants because I was laughing so hard.
I wish I could like this comment twice
@@bossgamer123tv7 Gyuh-wool????
@@Galaxy_Gutz what? I don't understand you.
*eats a spoonful of baking soda*
“Ah, that’s good stuff”
*chokes* 😅😅
No one:
Imbrandonfarris: "suffocates food before eating it."
I mean, how am I supposed to make cannibalism viable
Gotta make your food stays dead amirite?
I mean you have to make sure it's dead somehow
Don’t want the food to start biting back.
It said to smother them lol
so i was depressed and then my friend sent me this and now i am crying with laughter instead of just crying. So thank you, strange man. thank you.
You ok bro do you need to vent sry if this is a little late but I’m here if ya need anything
@@shartboy4026 im doin ok now, but thank you so much. You're good people.
Fertopia ok gald you’re ok
@@fertopia1156 I hope you feel better
I hope you know, depression is not a feeling.
Brandon : I have depression
Pillow : *exists*
Brandon : IM CURED
Not funny
Didn’t laugh
@@ptolemist i did and i surely......didnt.....regret..i guess?
WAIT I JUST GOT TO THE PART WHILE READING THE COMMENT WHAT
Ur 666 like
I'm just so impressed that he committed to each step...
I had to pause to catch my breath THREE TIMES. That was HILARIOUS!
This is how I introduced my brother to the channel. We had to stop it 4 times and he was sobbing by the end.
This is the hardest I've laughed in a while. Like I couldn't breathe lmao
Same
Yeah, I thought I will die because I couldn’t breathe
I know what you mean friend
Same thooo
Sameee
Me: sees thumbnail
Ohhh boy here we go again..
Yep
Exactly what I said when I saw it!
Pretty accurate
Thank you so much for making these videos! I haven't laughed that long and hard in over a year..
My kid and I spent the evening laughing over your Google translate cooking Thanksgiving dinner
"the eggs get laid in a bowl"
*hmm.. g-good for them*
“You want a pillow”
...
Why did I expect him to pull a chicken out of somewhere and try to get it to lay eggs in the bowl. Lol
#wewatchedthevideo
HAHAHAHAHA
Nobody:
Literally nobody :
Brandon suffocates eggs with pillow
I was dying when he did that😂😂
Sooooooo how to basic
Literally nobody ever
Also Brandon: PG 13+ eggs
kakyoin did you lay this egg?!
*whispers to the carrot bean chicken mix*
“you disgust me”
ah, so you've discussed me
(sorry if you don't understand, it's a hamilton reference)
@@corabuchholz356 nah don't worry!
I'm a trust fund baby, you can trust me ;)
@@div-333 Ha, you're terriffic
@@div-333 I’m late but... I’ve been reading Common Sense by Thomas Paine
He's like elf !!
Hi Brandon, and for everyone who reads this. I just wanna say that Brandon, you have really helped me recently. Whenever I'm down, when I cant sleep, when I feel like panicking. I put on one of your videos because I know that every single time, you will make me laugh, which makes me feel so much better. Thank you.
"the eggs get laid in a bowl"
"Good..for them"
Lmao 😂 I shouldn't laugh but here I am
later on referred to as "the PG-13 eggs"
Oh... i just got it
XD
@@bli59bli BROOOOOOO
It cracked me so much 🤣🤣
I can't believe he actually put baking soda in his mouth, I'm dead.
I used to eat baking soda as a kid :')
@@musict4379 i still do
isn't that in really nasty toothpaste?
Its fuckin bitter
@@musict4379 bro same, it is soo good
You cant make a woman who had 2 kids laugh that hard.....i almost peed my pants.
Same girl that's me every video 🤣
Same girl. I am also 4 months pregnant and laughed so hard I started ugly crying, and peed a little -_-
@@Mikazuki1989 congrats! I hope the pregnancy is going well!
gross
I eat children
“am i little white? that’s hurtfully accurate”
i’m crying 😭🤣
"I'm not saying it has hapend before, but its not the first time"
Wait-
He confused me on that part 😂
"am I little white? well that's hurtfully accurate."
AHAHAHAHAA
It's been watching me..
It knows how short I am
Directions: literally anything
*Smothers with pillow*
Murrder is always an option
@@masterzoroark6664
Murder is the ONLY option
"Eggs get laid in a bowl."
oH. uH... gOoD fOr ThEm.
Lol
The moment he said " chicken and beans " I lost already . Lol
Ms.Deborah pizza 😂ikr
The sheer amount of powder that comes out of his mouth when he talks
Im really so weak that he tried to keep going
It’s 1:30 am and I am wheezing at “am I little white?” So hard-
Im scared at the fact when I read this comment it was EXACTLY 1:30am here...
:0
Lmao same
ayyy, is 1:30 am for me too
@@moej3386 same
I’ve been feeling sad lately and I just come to your channel and watch your videos and it always makes my smile
Everytime he slips on the egg on the floor I can't stop laughing.😂
The one at 2:40 (I think...? When he was putting the pineapple on the stove.) was my favorite. I replayed it like 5 times before i finished the video. 😂
Michaela Butler yeah I died at that part 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“In shorts, nuts and carrots. No, just nuts” ....what happened to your carrot?
it melted in the microwave.
"60 minutes? How many minutes is that? Oh that's right 60."
That's literally me 24/7😂
Same 😂😂
😬👀🙋🤷😂
Same!! lol
SAMEEEEE
Same
I'm literally crying right now 🤣 I had to stop it half way through just to whip my eyes and gather myself before continuing.
I haven't watched anything this funny in far too long.
“Carrot cake” w-why is there a pineapple? And beans? AND CHICKEN? WHAT IS HAPPENING-
Its basic cooking, you didnt know?
Pineapple is typically in carrot cake since it offers more moisture to the cake. I can only imagine chicken and beans were some type of fruit and nut to add or take away moisture as well.
@@blueb03 you forgot to explain, there toothpaste, how long they put it in for, and litral burning black sugar, and cream cheese
Microwaving sugar for 60mins will turn it into delicious chocolate, and since chocolate could be bad for you're teeth,
they added in the toothpaste to counteract the cavities that the chocolate will cause. And cream cheese is delicious
and fucking toothpaste!
“Am *I* little white?
That’s hurtfully accurate..”
My phone crashed at the end of this so that felt a little too real for comfort
I love this channel and the humor, it's been so long since I remember laughing so much, Brandon, if you see this, thank you.
Why is this in my recommendations..?
WHY DIDN'T IT SHOW UP EARLIER?
I love how he tried to sufficate multiple things with a pillow
Well of course he would have too . It's to prevent the food from coming alive!
Including himself
I just Love how he dares to actually put that abomination in his mouth and immediately regrets it
I came across you somehow, unsure how exactly but I'm so glad I did. I cried with laughter at this video! I've not laughed like that in months. Thank you so much! Cant wait to watch more of your videos!
Sugar: *turns black and boils*
Him: ok let’s put that into a cake
Sugar: KILL ME
Straight up turned into the bad guy from fern gully
😂😂😂
😂🤚✨
THAT SUGAR IS ALREADY DEAD, YOU NEED TO MOVE ON
"Saute whole pineapple"
ALRIGHT; WHY NOT....
Jesus Christ, I'm in tears from laughing
Ditto
I read this as "salute whole pineapple"
@@BunnySantiel lmao same
That is the greatest birthday cake to ever exist.
*The god of all cakes*
I shall give a like to destroy this 69 comments.
@the_Pirate .Ex3 congrats you didnt get the joke
I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE AND THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BTS 🤣🤣🤣
I finished all of these and love them so much. Y'all need to make more! Lol
"the eggs get laid in a bowl..."
"Good for them"
WHO IS THIS GUY!! I’M TWO MINUTES IN AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
He, my friend, is the youtuber that's actually
My abs are dying 😂
The best thing that ever happened to TH-cam. That's who he is.
@@nevaeh9125 🤣😂😭😂🤣
Lesson of the day
**don't find carrot cake recipes on google translate**
LOLL
Don't do anything you find on google translate
@@Emily.Russell You are a genius
Your videos bring me so much joy. I haven’t laughed this hard in 10 years.
TH-cam recommendations finally did something right
Yes
Brandon somehow managed to make the bubbly black medicine from Nanny McPhee
Yo......u just became elite,I didn't notice until now....IMMA TRY IT NOW🤣🤣
When he shakes the pillow while the eggs are getting ‘laid’ HILARIOUS
I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Genuinely cried laughing. Thank you for this much needed comedic relief.
Brandon: *snaps carrot in half* "I have never made a carrot cake"
*_Oh Brandon, it's very very obvious_*
as someone who knows how to bake im terrified but im also laughing my ass off so-
Edit: wait what happened how did this get 900 likes-
I know. I'm in the exact same situation.
The weird potato yeah same
Lmao same
Exactly. Same.
As someone who barely knows how to cook sausage and fries, I am also terrified
This is one of those little treasures that TH-cam decides to put into everyone's recommended every few months.
These videos are so funny that I literally keep getting sore, just laughing at them! Helppp it hurts😂
Who else got this randomly on their recommended
Me and I’m so glad It did 😂😂
Me
Me
Im glad i see this
Finally youtube recommendation did something good
*TH-cam recommendation:* "here you go"
*Me watching this:* "I am not disappointed"
SAME 🤣🤣
“i’m gonna pour the chicken carrot cake sugar mix into the PG13 eggs” 😂
3:30