My friend: This is why we are friends Sounding Off: Dad jokes suck, since youre a dad My dad jokes are also known as dad jokes, and theyre not funny at all. If youre not a dad, youre going to have to take my word for it. But if you are a dad, like the author of this post, here are some fun dad jokes you can share with your dad on Father's Day. 1. When the kid asks, why is the sky blue, you should respond, "because light molecules
I'm laughing so damn hard at the poland sidewalk one. I'm currently in poland on deployment and on post there's quite a few sidewalks that absolutely trigger my ocd because they're not symmetrical or screwed up in some way
technically everything is a spaceship, just some are more effective than others at travelling through it, and some are better than others at harboring passengers or cargo.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
"Only two days have not 24 hours. The day you were born and the day you die." Actually, if you live in a country with summertime, you will have one day with 23 hours and another one with 25 hours every year.
"I'm the only one on this channel who's trash, OK?" aHEm??? *robin you're my favorite narrator ALRIGHT?????* Edit: HOLY. CRAP!!! THIS IS LEGIT THE MOST LIKES IVE *EVER* GOTTEN!! TYSM!! if we can get to 200, imma say sum random :> Edit 2: we reached 200 likes y'all!!! So here is le moment of truth ~inhale~ *sum random* (requested by akey claz) *cheese*
Actually, the “average” human body _doesn’t_ contain enough bones to make a skeleton! This is because the average amount of legs to have is *less than 2.* _This_ is due to the fact that more people lack a leg or two than have more than two. _You have more bones and limbs than is average if you have 4 or more limbs._
@@christopher_graffam According to Children Healthcare of Atlanta, newborns have 300 bones. But is it true that they are monstly composed of cartilage and may not count as bones.
day 1 of asking everyone on emkay to say guys gals and nonbinary pals instead of ladies and gentleman will probably forget to continue to do this but going to try
I literally just got into minecraft again and now i'm seeing minecraft youtubers everywhere I go, I can't believe I thought it was safe here Edit: i am safe nowhere. not even irl. my sister is turning 14 next week, someone kill me please.
Dude same omg 😭😭 it's literally everywhere I didn't ask for it but because my artist friends jumped into the minecraft fandom I'm stuck with constantly seeing stuff on my explore page and stuff and I'm not safe even here Ya know what they say tho if ya can't beat em join em And that's what imma eventually do
I crapped my PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
3:12 songs are already pointless. They're not physical, and when they are it's just a physical thing playing the song, and in most cases are round and dont even have points. so songs never have any point.
7:47 haha not funny didnt laugh, unstanning, changing pfp deleting every fanart I've made, unfollow on twitch/insta/twtr/tiktok, and unsubbing Goodbye fellow dream fans i am not one of you anymore Have a great day Jk, im still a simp lmao
3:23 Moral: If you want it in decimal, get out of algebra mode. 7:31 Ah, but BST/daylight saving time. And time zones. 14:46 Quite. Cows can't kill sharks.
Boomers : kids these days are always on their phones Me complaining how most kids grew up with fortnite instead of Minecraft: there is something far more worse then phones
Me : *watching Emkay while twisting a very long piece of wire* Also me : *stabs my left eye with the end of the wire* I'm afraid that I can't be trusted with wire even when I'm wearing my glasses
"i'm your host robin, that's right. not jack, he'll be back don't worry about that."
me: *damien flashbacks*
slazo: *Understandable, have a nice day.*
Oof
He'll be back with the milk...
My Favourite is Damien because of his Wheezing
But
Robin
Jack and
Zach are coooll
Like These guys mhmmm Cool
So he is Jack in off
He just went to go get milk
Every anime and cartoon character that you have ever seen was just somebody’s OC that gained popularity
_It's big brain time_
As a person who's thought of this I can say that.
Wat does "OC" mean?
@@khilo578 do you actually not know?
@@splashtheskeleton4292 no am a new weeb
We do want to see robin draw emkay fanart
agreed
Q: What time is it when you have to go to the dentist?
A: Tooth hurty!
@@jdwmyt random but ok
Yes pliz
@@jdwmyt Nice.
Me: Im immune to dad jokes
My friend: Why?
Me: I dont have a dad
Me: its fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii *sobbing noises* iiiiiiiiiiiiiine
@United nations
“It’s hard to argue with his assessment”
This is true, we all know you could not be a dad if you have no dad.
My friend: This is why we are friends
Sounding Off: Dad jokes suck, since youre a dad
My dad jokes are also known as dad jokes, and theyre not funny at all.
If youre not a dad, youre going to have to take my word for it. But if you are a dad, like the author of this post, here are some fun dad jokes you can share with your dad on Father's Day.
1. When the kid asks, why is the sky blue, you should respond, "because light molecules
Im immune to mom jokes
I'm laughing so damn hard at the poland sidewalk one. I'm currently in poland on deployment and on post there's quite a few sidewalks that absolutely trigger my ocd because they're not symmetrical or screwed up in some way
Yeah
if they arent symmetrical or screwed up than you should only have them trigger your OCD half of the time.
r/technicallythetruth
"I will jump off a bridge into a canyon"
Man, that’s deep
yes, yes it is that's why it's called a canyon
@@merwinwaninge4575 crayonyon
take my upvote and leave
😑 you did not just make that joke
@@merwinwaninge4575 r/whoosh..?
EmKay: **starts uploading 2 videos in 1 day**
Me: **visible happiness**
Bruh
Me: exists: *visible depression*
@@therealmistermemer Not funny. Didn't laugh.
@@hajimehinata1780 I'm sorry
Who asked?
He only uploaded once today...
“The average?!”
Yes, the average. You just saw a man with no arms my dude
L is best boi
7 . . . Yes!!
(My pfp and username are about BB but I agree L is the best)
But where did you see a man with 4 arms?
Gernot Tiefenbrunner They’re called pregnant
Gernot Tiefenbrunner I mean some people have two heads 🤷
2:38 sound exactly like the original
" DEER CAN TALK?? "
*bambi intensifies*
*Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer intensifies*
"I feel like snorting coca cola would be waaaaaay worse than snorting cocaine"
welp, theres only one way to know for sure
Take my like and LEAVE
Nah because snorting cocain would put you on the streets
Cursedcomments
NOOOO DONT DO IT
Trust me I snorted Coca Cola it feels funny
Robin: "I'm the only one on this channel who's trash, OK?"
YOU SHUT UP YOU BEAUTIFUL WHOLESOME DUDE, YOU!!
Hi I sub
Because you have 0 subs :)
@@minecrafttrash2808 Uhm..
" why would I marry your hand?"
-Dream
He did it, he said the line!
Lol
Hippity Hoppity, your now my property.
lol
Lol
The “donuts are healthier than crystal meth” thing is 100% true
random woman: im going to eat sand to get a perfect beach body
*3 minutes later*
the same random woman: I AM THE BEACH.
Robin: "The average body?"
Me: Born without collar bone, "Yes not all of us are lucky enough to have 206 bones you jerk."
OmG hE HaS BOne PrIviLiGE
a 1
@@salhb737tm2 lmao
i mean, still makes your own skeleton and some others'.
and also yes, that is why he said "The average body". Emphasis on "average"
Day 30 of recommending r/breadstapledtotrees and day 20 of recommending r/garfeildminusgarfield.
Hi
NeoNess is here no
@@sean-zi8dp yes
NeoNess is here ok
*y e s*
“Why would I marry your hand” -*dreamwastaken*
you wrote him wrong -.-
Do you people even know who dream is.
@@Tigof_ ofcourse i know him -.- thats why i said it was spelled wrong :P
@TIGOF YT Ofc I know who Dream is
@@sadricshanemoller6105 ok
0:32 Im your host, Robin, not jack, he’ll be back, don’t worry about that
The *rhymer*
Robin: I can’t handle living skeletons
Papyrus: *sad skeleton noises*
sans skeleton noises
Jack: *insert his lament here*
“2013, you guys remember back then? Feels like a lifetime ago”
The 7 year olds: 👀
They don't remember it AND it was a Lifetime ago
@BlinxyPlayzGames yes, I know. I just said they wouldn't remember, do t know where the woooosh in that is-
@BlinxyPlayzGames it's actually argument idiot
oh also achievement**
learn to spell before clicking send next time
@BlinxyPlayzGames also, flew* I got the joke, 4 year old
@BlinxyPlayzGames my iq is like 140 something.
Technically the truth: earth is just a giant space ship
Isn't it though
0.0
@Floofsy it's not about the shape
technically everything is a spaceship, just some are more effective than others at travelling through it, and some are better than others at harboring passengers or cargo.
@@xanthos9641 And few have thrusters.
"Why would I marry your hands?"
*Yoshikage Kira wants to know your location*
His hand might not compare to the "beautiful" hands that Kira likes
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
@@mdashrafulahmed2820 translate this:
キラー・クイーンはすでにこのテキストに触れている。
@@wellyesbut...9444 oh sheet
@@mdashrafulahmed2820 hey, wasup im also not married hehehe 😏
"Only two days have not 24 hours. The day you were born and the day you die."
Actually, if you live in a country with summertime, you will have one day with 23 hours and another one with 25 hours every year.
True lmao didnt think of that
We might as well get into the fact that a sideral day is actually 23 hours 56 minutes.
4:29
Me: see a polish post in the Emkay episode
Also me: Toż to nasi !
Kiedy na wakacjach za granicą słyszysz soczyste "kurwa!":
Toż to nasi!
@@DasioreqDev taka kurwa prawda
7:47 we did it boys dream is in this subreddit
Are you surprised?
I noticed that and went straight to the comments to see if anyone else did lmao thank you for putting my mind to rest.
Everything about everything is technically the truth and this comment is technically the truth and that was technically the truth.🤯
@@lisaborkowski6456 lmao I did the same didn't need to look to far tho-
YESSSS
That moment he says "i'm not completely gay"
@Abigail Lassonde Or pan sexual, that way, he isn’t completely gay.
that made my gay heart very happy 😊
@@myassflapsaredeadly8911 So, your gay heart is gay?
1:32 That's why it's called the "Goldielocks Zone"
Duh
AWESOME! YES! 😆
Can't believe it. But what if theres a spaceship sent to mars or something...
Goldielocks because that's where all the bears hang out.
therapist: femboy emkay isn’t real they can’t hurt u
Fem boy emkay: 0:15
Femkay
You can’t spell “America” without A, M, E, R, I, C, A.
@Kermit The Skeleton dprssion
REALLY?
Omg
@@Whey_channel YO
THIS IS A 3 YEAR OLD COMMENT
@@Kiwisill ik
"I'm the only one on this channel who's trash, OK?"
aHEm???
*robin you're my favorite narrator ALRIGHT?????*
Edit: HOLY. CRAP!!! THIS IS LEGIT THE MOST LIKES IVE *EVER* GOTTEN!! TYSM!! if we can get to 200, imma say sum random :>
Edit 2: we reached 200 likes y'all!!! So here is le moment of truth
~inhale~
*sum random* (requested by akey claz)
*cheese*
yeah, he’s great
*OUR* favourite, comrade
@@SF3L *insert bugs bunny Soviet union meme*
*yes*
Sweetcakes1961 **ussr anthem intensifies**
Zach better
Technically, if you're having a bad migraine, sticking two forks in your eyeballs can get rid of it.
It’s hard to argue with his assessment
Miss-read instructions "Fork now stuck in penis....."
huh, havent seen you in a while in the comments.
pretty cool to see you again.
@@danrjr.gavina5343, was that a pun?
*y u disappoint*
Actually, the “average” human body _doesn’t_ contain enough bones to make a skeleton! This is because the average amount of legs to have is *less than 2.* _This_ is due to the fact that more people lack a leg or two than have more than two.
_You have more bones and limbs than is average if you have 4 or more limbs._
What about pregnant people? Their bodies sometimes contain enough bones for _two_ skeletons.
@@Karak-_- Babies don't have bones. The human skeleton ossifies as one grows up.
@@christopher_graffam According to Children Healthcare of Atlanta, newborns have 300 bones. But is it true that they are monstly composed of cartilage and may not count as bones.
The average human body contains enough bones to make an average human skeleton.
But what if i ate 20 chickens? then would my body contain enough bones for 2 human skeletons?
4:06 “They had us in the first half, got gonna lie.”
I would do my homework
But instead i’m going to sit here and watch. Also Robin your my favorite
Kid: *draws him thinking about how bobby has more money*
The Kid: smort
When i readed that it was play in a video lol
Day 49 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”
t h i s i s n o t j a c k
@@mrwooshbait1339 he knows that.... im pretty sure he just wants to keep the streak going
@@mrwooshbait1339 r/woosh
Day 67 of asking for pizza yea
3:48
“Damn, i saved up all these kids for nothing.”
Hold up
th-cam.com/video/clwgJ_T2cdQ/w-d-xo.html
69 likes....Wow O-O
Mind lending them to me if u don’t need them?
Cool
2:24 show your thinking
9:27 can't you see? She clearly stepped on a d4 and now finds the experience of stepping on legos enjoyable.
Every time someone says something about your body's water percentage its less and less. What happened to 75%?
The actual number is variable, age and body fat etc. factors in, it can be as low as 45%
"Not Jack, He'll be back don't worry about that."
*oh no*
robin what did you do
"a penny saved is a penny saved"
Is basically the same as
"I'm not gay but $20 is $20"
*You really tought*
4:02
9:55 and what about Nigeria vs Germany😳
13:02 they said “wrong answers only” though.
Please
day 1 of asking everyone on emkay to say guys gals and nonbinary pals instead of ladies and gentleman
will probably forget to continue to do this but going to try
do day 4 today
“Ladies and gentlemen, oh and don’t forget the braindead”
@@jim5932 are you being transphobic-
@@fukoaf im ok with that
in a way, im just stating my opinion.
When your close to being first but don’t know what to say…
Banana dolphin
You werent even first
hello
Not even close
Business clown
:O
THE ASTLEY PARADOX!
if you ask Rick Astley for a copy of the movie up, he either has to give to up, or let you down!
You're welcome.
11:13 Damn, they filled entire building with people who care about news about celebrities
i only care about 1 celebrity: John Ronald Reuel Tolkien
I literally just got into minecraft again and now i'm seeing minecraft youtubers everywhere I go, I can't believe I thought it was safe here
Edit: i am safe nowhere. not even irl. my sister is turning 14 next week, someone kill me please.
Dude same omg 😭😭 it's literally everywhere I didn't ask for it but because my artist friends jumped into the minecraft fandom I'm stuck with constantly seeing stuff on my explore page and stuff and I'm not safe even here
Ya know what they say tho if ya can't beat em join em
And that's what imma eventually do
Imagine getting roasted by Dream on twitter: 7:44
Or getting roasted by a green mutated teletubby xD
@@sajidursajid2291 xd
@@sajidursajid2291 well, that's one way to say it.
7:46 Oh hey look, it’s Dream.
Only time he was ever funny.
0:05 with subtitles it says I crapped my beard.
I crapped my PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
1:38 so you are telling me i have a high risk of bear attack above the earth in space too?
Robin: Until next time ill be seeing you.
Me: **looks around my room while shitting my pants in fear**
LMFAO
We want to see your art
Me too
What's popin Robin?
Evryone askes how em kay is not how the hosts of the video are :(
3:12 songs are already pointless. They're not physical, and when they are it's just a physical thing playing the song, and in most cases are round and dont even have points. so songs never have any point.
"That's a fat lady singing"
Me : * doesn't hear my mother singing *
ngl a woman with a leg prosthesis made out of lego sounds really attractive
hmmmm
what kind of fetish is that?
LEG-oh yeah!
So, you're the reason for grass being green? "I dye grass"
I want to punch you so hard but I punched the like button instead
@@penguincubes3729 thanks lol
7:45 I love how he doesen't even awknowledge who dream is. That dude has almost 10 million subs
Almost 15 million
@Paulius Morkūnas Dream hit 15 million subs
18 million now
@@ilikepizza7669 will this go forever?
@@gabrielsaraiva4437 yes, anyway almost 20 million subs now
6:40 That's a great Papa Roach album, yeah
11:40 Odin is a bad dad. Like, a really REALLY bad dad. But he still can‘t top Denethor!
I totally thought everyone knew his name was Sonic Capable Hedgehog
The comic said his middle name is Maurice
@@andysmith7004 no. HE'S SONIC CAPABLE HEDGEHOG
@@shyrastacy3127 shut cause your wrong
Capable?
Did yall watch the same video... Where sonic says, "capable is my middle name!" Do ya need a time stamp to get the joke? @BuckyLover
To the person reading this hope your parents live long so they can see you succeed😘
If your trying to gat my attention well you got my attention and thank you
@@dumbass6891 Human Stfu
Bot stfu 😃
My dads already dead
Bots are getting too smart, we need to kill it before they take our jobs
7:47 haha not funny didnt laugh, unstanning, changing pfp deleting every fanart I've made, unfollow on twitch/insta/twtr/tiktok, and unsubbing
Goodbye fellow dream fans i am not one of you anymore
Have a great day
Jk, im still a simp lmao
had us in the first half not gonna lie
HE HAVE A TIKTOK?! DAMN IT!
2:56
Me: Eh, NO!
Mario: Questo povero individuo...
Luigi: Sta praticamente CHIEDENDO la morte così facendo!
7:46 Only Kira Yoshikage would.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
You fell for it fool. *ThUnDeRu cUrOsSu SpUrIt AtTaCkO*
*I am a beach-*
**High pitched laugh**
«The Astley paradox» Such a beatiful creation
3:23 Moral: If you want it in decimal, get out of algebra mode.
7:31 Ah, but BST/daylight saving time. And time zones.
14:46 Quite. Cows can't kill sharks.
2:15 ah yes jake peralta is a genius
0:43 the technical truth
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Bro, 3 seconds ago, damn!
Same
Q: Why don't traffic lights ever go swimming?
A: Because they take too long to change!
We *D o* wanna see your art R o b i n
13:50 “I can’t handle living skeletons”
Actually they are real.
*Living* not real..
We are living skeletons
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
8:10 but like it’s “infested” not all houses are infested with humans same goes for water and sharks
10:41 well crystal meth would wind you up on the street drowning in debt, so ye.
Ya
ya
Nah
ya
Ya
aY
10:53
Actually his middle name is Maurice as Sonic’s real name is Olgilvie Maurice Hedgehog. Feel free to use that info as you please.
They haven't used that since the comics.
@@ZTimeGamingYT still technically canon in one way shape or form
1:58 HOW COULD THEY CENSOR THE LEGENDARY WILLANATOR!?
Indeed
Robin: I cant handle living skeletons
Me: Gotcha bud
Also me: dies
Robin: I’m trash.
Me: [Imagines trash talking]
13 views and sixteen comments in the first minute
300+ comments and 200 views in 2
Well someone could of commented 4 times
Boomers : kids these days are always on their phones
Me complaining how most kids grew up with fortnite instead of Minecraft: there is something far more worse then phones
Your right....
#GETRIDOFFORTNITE
Me : *watching Emkay while twisting a very long piece of wire*
Also me : *stabs my left eye with the end of the wire*
I'm afraid that I can't be trusted with wire even when I'm wearing my glasses
"Technically correct" is the best kind of correct.
3:21 lmao I have this calculator and it’s so god damn annoying
“Not completely gay” THERES HOPE BOIS
I’m more of a «forget everything and rise» kinda guy, than anything else
8:57. Kinder is Italian. Kinder was founded in 1968 in Alba Italy. Actually the whole Ferrero brand is Italian so yeah...
6:47 Fuck everything and run
Lil Nas X:
Any one want my hand in marriage?
Dream: (o ) - (o ) why would i marry ur hand if i can marry minecraft?
8:46 7 years olds be like:
Let’s take a second to appreciate that he always responds to fan arts with a good response
If you have paranoia, remember I'm always there for you
Always where?
10:55
It’s not ‘capable’ and it’s not ‘the’...
ITS MAURICE.
AS IN OLGILVIE MAURICE HEDGEHOG.
They haven't used that since the comics.
10:30 It‘s about DRIVE IT‘S ABOUT POWER WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR