Uhhhh not really. Master Chief and Blue Team kick serious ass in Halo 5 not that you'd really get to see that considering the story doesn't focus much on them and you're usually playing through 15 minute cutscenes disguised as actual missions.
@@KATTALNUVA3 Sun Tzu wrote: "If you know the enemy and know yourself, you not not fear the result of a hundred battles." The Brutes, being so warlike, probably had a few similar thoughts.
15:38 reminds me of this time I was playing legendary with of my friends back in the day, we had trouble with a spot on "The Ark" and apon one of our many deaths, I muttered "this shit is just too hard sometimes" and the monitor flew right past the screen and said that line and we both lost our shit. Good times
I was playing Halo 3 once with the IWHBYD skull on and I believe I was on tsavo highway when I saw 3 brutes, one of them said "your mother mates out of season!" I killed the brute next to me immediately after that and the 3rd brute behind cover said "that ruined my day" that left me rolling
@@TheLivelovelaugh165 It was changed in development because "Dervish" had ties to Islamic mythology, which Bungie decided would have been inappropriate at the time. The United States was still reeling from 9/11, so that's why.
@@forgrim454 it’s the final brute’s hammer in halo 2. You can read more about who he got it from in Contact Harvest Edit: warning: contains scat, specifically jackal scat and dominatrix
Same here. A while back, I was on the mission Cortana and see two, maybe three combat forms next to each other so I threw a frag at them. Then I heard gravemind say "Grenade??" in a derpy voice. So far, it's the funniest gravemind line I've heard.
3:55 I love the fact that Bungie included this grunt line pointing out the odd change of wrist pads on Master Chief between Halo 2 and 3. For those who may not understand look up pictures of Halo 2 Chief and Halo 3 Chief (both Chief's are supposed to be wearing the same armor but for some reason it changes a bit between the two games).
@@countersphere2924 No, Haloid was released in 2007, the same year as Halo 3. I doubt they could have made a reference that late in development. It probably is a reference to just Samus though.
IS THIS BECAUSE OF REACH? Not gonna lie, Reach was my first game and when I played Halo 3 for the first time, I was too young, stupid and french to understand that the Elites were chill now. I kinda brutally murdered the drop pod elites when I first saw them and then noticed the green reticle later on...
343 Guilty Spark: [Humming] "Do you know this tune?" [Humming] "Catchy little ditty, isn't it?" [Humming] "Makes you want to kill me, doesn't it?" 😂😂😂👍
I love how it sounds like the extra Elite dialogue makes it sound like they've been indulging in human media and pop culture, now that they're working with em. NEW HEAD CANON
@@EshockerD they weren’t perhaps they had planned to be captured in an mission but they cut them from any mission where they are captured since the only prisoners in this game are on Sierra 117 and Crows nest I believe
Holy shit all those lines of the grunts about the Chief and Cortana; how the hell did they know ? Also the grunts have some kind of fascination with the Fist of Rukt it seems.
It has been a long time since I read the lore, but if I recall, the grunts believe in reincarnation (hence the classic CE line, "Oh no, not again!"). As such, it would stand to reason that they might know about Chief and Cortana from previous lives. That said, their odd obsessions with...objects in...orifices is a bit disturbing.
Damn even in Halo 3 the elites sound vaguely like Avery Johnson Edit: Never has the phrase "Welcome to the social" sounded more threatening than when the gravemind said it lmao
its funny how common that line is blurted out while that skull is active, like every mission I did somewhere where ever I saw a grunt [not the secret one tho] has said this
@@gastonmontellano9570 When you stop the vehicle and someone yells that it means for everyone (driver as well) to hop out and get into a random different seat
You know, back in 2007, there was a video titled "Brutes are gay" Now that I'm hearing some of the rare brute dialogue, I have reason to believe that there's more merit to that claim than one thinks.
huh, those elite lines with the tag 'capture' seem odd, was there a cut part of halo 3 were elites would be captured like how Johnson was in the first mission?
"Oh, someone stole my AI, I'm so lonely. Where is she? I hope she's not hurt. Blegh" Just for your bravery to mock me I'm going to let you live, for now
Yeah. I know that they throw grunts at you, but I have yet to actually see it, since I know it’s an achievement. Even after doing play through of all difficulties.
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Your mother mates out of season!
I lost it at that one
1:59
Damn
Lol
That's from _Alien Nation._
😂😆
“Take away it’s girl, and it turns into a bitch.” That’s masterchief after halo 4 as well 😭😭😭
way too aware grunts hah
Uhhhh not really. Master Chief and Blue Team kick serious ass in Halo 5 not that you'd really get to see that considering the story doesn't focus much on them and you're usually playing through 15 minute cutscenes disguised as actual missions.
@@sorrenblitz805 true lmfao
Foreshadowing...
Take away bungie and halo is shit.
I T S L I P P E D U N D E R T H E C O V E R S
N E V E R H A D A T H R E E W A Y
What happened to the delivery of that line?
It was intentionally made to sound gay
Shadow Kanji (Persona 4)
2:46
“You shot me, fool!”
“The hell’s wrong with you?”
Arbiter’s inner Keith David coming out
I can't help hear anyone but Anderson from Mass Effect when he says "The hell's wrong with you?"
Which part of the video is that?
Nevermind
@@theta_clips Well, same VA so-
14:11
14:31
@@theta_clips I was thinking Spawn.
Brute: Who does he think he is, Thor?
Master Chief: I mean my armor is called Mjolnir
How do they know who Thor is? The Brutes don't strike me as the kind to brush up on human mythologies between battles.
@@KATTALNUVA3 apparently they also like monty python
@@KATTALNUVA3
Sun Tzu wrote: "If you know the enemy and know yourself, you not not fear the result of a hundred battles."
The Brutes, being so warlike, probably had a few similar thoughts.
That's the joke
@@geoshark12 see? The humans aren't ALL bad you know.
"your mother mates out of season" is a whole other level of insulting that i cannot put into words
Agreed
Rolf- "your garden is is overgrown,and your cucumbers are soft."
My jaw dropped
@@lyo_san9157the worst burn 🔥
Hearing Guilty Spark say "howdy y'all" fucked me up
Ghost wearing the tex mechanica shell XD goddamn nolan north
I'm glad I'm not the only one. That fucked me up more than it really should have.
Some things cannot be unheard.
“Yes... my precious”
Same
9:58 the elite humming to the looney tunes intro theme is amazing lol.
I knew I heard it somewhere, but I just didn't recognize it until I saw this comment. Thanks for pointing it out!
Thank you so much I couldn’t remember where I heard it
Didn't expect brutes to like cuddling
"Stay here, huddle close, no inappropriate touching."
One of the laws of the universe
Furry things all like cuddling, even if they don't admit it
i fully expected them to
It’s our hero! Poonyap!
They be brutes on the field, but not brutes in the bed
15:38 reminds me of this time I was playing legendary with of my friends back in the day, we had trouble with a spot on "The Ark" and apon one of our many deaths, I muttered "this shit is just too hard sometimes" and the monitor flew right past the screen and said that line and we both lost our shit.
Good times
Haha! That's both sad and f*cking hilarious!
I was playing Halo 3 once with the IWHBYD skull on and I believe I was on tsavo highway when I saw 3 brutes, one of them said "your mother mates out of season!" I killed the brute next to me immediately after that and the 3rd brute behind cover said "that ruined my day" that left me rolling
Omg LOL
*I love your username by the way*
I can imagine you killing the funny guy in his unit rained on his parade a bit
Furry I sub!
14:31 that caught me off guard lol
3:46 for those not in the know, the Arbiter was originally called the Dervish. This line is a reference to Halo 2's development.
Thank you, I was wondering what the grunt meant
I was also wondering. Thanks for sharing!
@@TheLivelovelaugh165 It was changed in development because "Dervish" had ties to Islamic mythology, which Bungie decided would have been inappropriate at the time.
The United States was still reeling from 9/11, so that's why.
He is still called that in the game files
@@obamajoker7166 For HALO 2 or 3?
Imagine being consumed by a cosmic horror, and all you hear from the gravemind is "Welcome to the social!"
14:31 that would terrify me if I heard Arbiter say that in game
Yep, that's some Spawn shit
The best part is it’s like he’s whispering it into your ear. The tone gets me everytime. My favorite line out of this entire vid.
@@ugiustuskeiserus8066 I was wondering why that voice sounded so eerily familiar in that specific line!
@@khajiitimanus7432
I love Spawn dude and that line sounds like it was ripped straight out of the show
His Al Simmons came out in that line.
9:10 "What would I even do if I caught him?" Probably the smartest thing a Grunt has ever asked
Also 6:54
"Fist of Rukt without the lube"
This seems to have some ↗️deep dark fantasies↗️ and ↗️full master↗️ overtones.
Ahhh yes. Something that should’ve never been said
@@forgrim454 it’s the final brute’s hammer in halo 2.
You can read more about who he got it from in Contact Harvest
Edit: warning: contains scat, specifically jackal scat and dominatrix
@@silent_stalker3687 I knew that lol.
@@silent_stalker3687 and didn’t he get it from his uncle, who got it from his father. Both gained it through brutality and battle.
I'm pretty sure I've heard the "He's a zombie!" line from a grunt when the Arbiter kick-flipped himself back up after dying
"Come out here for Yap Yap pimp slap"
Beautiful, just beautiful.
I’ll be integrating that into my vocabulary.
Is that from Yap Yap THE DESTROYER?
"You're so small you have to look up to see the ground!" Saving that for future use.
3:04 ''I'm going to eat your balls first" holy sh+t, that's Ducking BRUTAL LMAO
Quack
Still, he did this in death, due to the teabagging.
Explains the nickname.
15:04 I like how the gravemind is supposed to be near-omniscient in terms of intelligence and still makes this grammatical error. I love this skull.
Same here. A while back, I was on the mission Cortana and see two, maybe three combat forms next to each other so I threw a frag at them. Then I heard gravemind say "Grenade??" in a derpy voice. So far, it's the funniest gravemind line I've heard.
I think saying density instead of destiny was a reference to Back to the Future.
That being said, I don't know why 'The Pallbearer has come' is tied to the skull. It's a very fitting line in a way, very badass.
@@AntoniusDace1278
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B
I was expecting him to say "the senate" instead of "your density"
"Ah crap, car bomb." Go ahead, call your Prophet. He can't unbomb the car!
C H A R G E B A C K W A R D S
pov: Ireland
Happens if you blow up a empty vehicle mostly
"Some of you covvies are alright. Don't start your ghost tomorrow."
Come out ye' reds & blues
“I fart in your general direction!” - French Brutes
I love how I can distinctly hear Sergeant Johnson's character in some of those voice lines. David Scully is the best Elite voice actor.
David Scully is amazing.
Scully and Halo 2's Norm Woodel are my favorite AI elite voices
Go go go!
7:24
Let's face it. No one felt bad about punching that Grunt into the stratosphere.
3:55 I love the fact that Bungie included this grunt line pointing out the odd change of wrist pads on Master Chief between Halo 2 and 3. For those who may not understand look up pictures of Halo 2 Chief and Halo 3 Chief (both Chief's are supposed to be wearing the same armor but for some reason it changes a bit between the two games).
Holy shit I never noticed those changes
That's amazing
I always thought MC was wearing another suit because comparing both suits they do look different.
You just opened my eyes, good sir.
@@bidenswetvagoogoo2001 Glad to help
Some of the community started freaking out when they nitpicked the slight armor change so they parodied it with this line.
11:52 elite starts having an existential crisis oooff
Imposter syndrome
Well...
I mean...
Their entire culture, society, and religion were just trashed, so...
"One word for you: H A B O O D U H B O O D O D O U G H"
Two words: *H Y E E I G H*
Twomad moment
One word for you: Snoring
One word for you: *snore*
WORT WORT WORT
10:59 *had enough of staring* "I'm trying new contacts, now stop dripping!"
I don't wanna think about this line too much.
I wonder it could mean
15:58 I can see him entering a room saying this
14:11 Yep, that's definitely Keith David. He was the perfect VA for Thel.
"Ah crap, car bomb!"
Man I didn't know the Brutes were from Ireland
I fart in your general direction
I'm literally dying rn
" your mother mates out if season!"
" Uh sir, this is a wendy's?"
6:36 this line always gets me. "Is it man or LADDYYYYYYYYYY" lollll
lmao
lol i love that part lol! :))
Wait is this a reference tp that Samus x Chief animation that was made a long time ago or am I wrong? 💀
Cuz in that vid Chief was a lady lmao.
@@countersphere2924 No, Haloid was released in 2007, the same year as Halo 3. I doubt they could have made a reference that late in development. It probably is a reference to just Samus though.
@@amosdeguzman9980 Ah ok haha makes more sense 😂😅
"They are Hazel, now stop looking!"
No need to be embarrassed, Elite. Your eyes are beautiful
IS THIS BECAUSE OF REACH?
Not gonna lie, Reach was my first game and when I played Halo 3 for the first time, I was too young, stupid and french to understand that the Elites were chill now.
I kinda brutally murdered the drop pod elites when I first saw them and then noticed the green reticle later on...
Pffffft oh my god
Oh dear
Did you try to kill the Arbiter every chance you got up to that point too?
oof.
@@disownership Nah, I thought Arbiter was a traitor lmao.
8:09 you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention
"I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!" ....holy crap baskets that is gold along with the "that hammer is going into someone's ass" bite. X)
I'm pretty sure the "hammer in someone's ass" line is John DiMaggio. Can anyone confirm this?
@@kaiserkold3584 He did voice atriox in halo wars 2 (who is a brute)
lol
It's an X-Man reference
@@kaiserkold3584 yes is it
15:12 had me choking on my gamer fuel. "...I mean beasts."
"Your mother mates out of season " 😂😂😂
343 Guilty Spark: [Humming] "Do you know this tune?" [Humming] "Catchy little ditty, isn't it?" [Humming] "Makes you want to kill me, doesn't it?"
😂😂😂👍
Library flashbacks 😂
@@Moerfel I started hearing it and instinctively though, "Where's the shotgun?!"
"Stay here, huddle close, no inappropriate touching."
I would like to know the thought process of that line.
Literally any military in a nutshell
Experience.
I love how it sounds like the extra Elite dialogue makes it sound like they've been indulging in human media and pop culture, now that they're working with em. NEW HEAD CANON
I mean it’s part of history, and it’s 500 plus years in the future so of course they would get introduced to that.
Damn those captured elites were really going through some stuff
Well, of course they were. Being captured is incredibly shameful for them.
When were the elites captured I don't remember
@@EshockerD they weren’t perhaps they had planned to be captured in an mission but they cut them from any mission where they are captured since the only prisoners in this game are on Sierra 117 and Crows nest I believe
"i'm the juggernaut bitch!" a little X-men reference there.
Are we not gonna talk about how perfectly timed this was
10:45
Actually pretty satisfying
lmao too perfect
8:47 So many of these lines are hilarious just out of delivery alone
7:32 Grunt explains Halo 4 plot
Yes she does turn into a word I can't say unless I want my comment to be delated
7:24 Grunt also explains Halo 3 plot
@@firstconsul7286
That's actually also Halo 5 story.
Lol 343 likes
I love how you can sometimes clearly make out John DiMaggio's distinct voice in some of the Brute voice lines.
Holy shit all those lines of the grunts about the Chief and Cortana; how the hell did they know ?
Also the grunts have some kind of fascination with the Fist of Rukt it seems.
"You can't just start doing butt stuff with-"
"Fist of Rukt go fwomp"
It has been a long time since I read the lore, but if I recall, the grunts believe in reincarnation (hence the classic CE line, "Oh no, not again!").
As such, it would stand to reason that they might know about Chief and Cortana from previous lives.
That said, their odd obsessions with...objects in...orifices is a bit disturbing.
I really doubt the IWHBYD voice lines are cannon, at least the silly ones like when the grunts are talking about Chief and Cortana.
@@derptomistic this made my day
lmao
@Sunny IWBYD just gives everyone CHIM, like from Elder Scrolls - then they run with the whole thing.
Damn even in Halo 3 the elites sound vaguely like Avery Johnson
Edit:
Never has the phrase "Welcome to the social" sounded more threatening than when the gravemind said it lmao
3:11 Markus Fenix from GoW as a brute
OH GOD YOURE RIGHT
yoooooo lmaoooo
Thank you I've been trying to figure out where I've heard that voice from
More accurately that's Bender.
@@TheHeroBleeder even more accurately, that’s Jake the dog.
I lost it when I heard the "It slipped under the covers!"
I WAS NOT expecting a high pitched Brute!
fear my danger
"Hey, Demon! The jerk store called and they're all outta you!!"
LOL
7:46
9:01
its funny how common that line is blurted out while that skull is active, like every mission I did somewhere where ever I saw a grunt [not the secret one tho] has said this
Why is every Guilty Spark line an absolute treasure?
“Howdy, y’all!”
11:48 I told them I wanted more mone-AAUUUGGHH.
Haha
i can’t imagine me dying and spark saying “maybe you should play on easy” i’d be pissed 😂😂😂
0:19 brits dealing with the irish be like
lol
Oh no
Why did I picture Atriox saying something like this @ 3:13 after the events of Halo Wars 2's DLC
2:51 my laughter is became a choking hazard
Same
"I'm shot!!"
"Shut up, bitch!"
@@tuxedoedone3891 “HE WAS MY LOVER!”
Hold my flanks!
@@UN_Banished Fear my danger!
As someone with siblings the “one with the hand me down armor” made me laugh
11:43 now we'll never know what he's going to be
No playable Elites
I told him I wanted to be in the game-AUUGHHH!
2:48 ªªªH
3:53 Lmao, they referenced the slight armour change between 2 & 3.
7:10 is just the best line in my opinion.
Definitely!
3:47 The've got some respect for the old plans....
Don’t disrespect Islam! ☪️
@@Void_Wars You mean the religion that has their main character marry a child despite being like 3-4 decades older? Lol
Still, the original plan was to call Arbiter the Dervish.
@@PackHunter117 calm down buddy
@@PackHunter117 ^
Tbh when these lines okay it makes the ai feel alive, especially when they talk to other enemies
1:26 C H I N E S E F I R E D R I L L GO got me
Lol
What does this mean?
@@gastonmontellano9570 I don't know
@@gastonmontellano9570 When you stop the vehicle and someone yells that it means for everyone (driver as well) to hop out and get into a random different seat
@@hansel2897I thought they were indirectly referencing to Teen Titans.
11:43 "After this game I'm going to be -- AUUUGH!" Followed by "I told him I wanted more money -- AUUUGH!" had me literally in tears bro 😂😭
Arbiter just turns into Julius from Saints Row
it's same voice actor
@@nestorgamer9746 yeah but Arbiter and Julius talk very differently so hearing Arby call me Fool like a middle aged black man sent me
@@RaptorPegasus you are right
Im just used to Capt. Anderson from Mass Effect, he's the perfect middle ground
So many voicelines I never even knew existed.
You know, back in 2007, there was a video titled "Brutes are gay"
Now that I'm hearing some of the rare brute dialogue, I have reason to believe that there's more merit to that claim than one thinks.
The dervish! i mean thw arbiter!
Nice throwback to the old name of the character.
3:12
One of my favorites
10:40 also another one
When this is over, that hammer, IS GOING UP S O M E O N E S A R S E ! ! !
“Ding Dong, the Demon is Dead!”
Halo - A covenant children’s rhyme
I never realized just how similar DBB’s voice for Gravemind is to his voice for Admiral Trench.
THAT'S what it is. I knew it was Clone Wars but I was thinking it might be that Neomoidian general from the Jedi Crash arc.
2:47 imagine you're fighting a giant space gorilla and it just says that
7:45 “Like little C A N D Y Mints ** EatingNoises**
I dont think thats what he said
@@kevinjennerproductions2024 it is, but because of the earring noises, you can’t really hear when he said “Mints.”
@@Marine_Animations now i hear it. But still grunts have Dirty Minds, that fist of Rukt.
@@kevinjennerproductions2024 yep.
@@kevinjennerproductions2024 and especially that whole Cortana“Turn it into a b*” thing
"That hurt as bad as the Fist of Rukt with no lube"
*what?*
And I would know.😏
@@pinstripecool34 WHAT?!
Joe Staten doing grunt voices is one of my favorite things in the old Halo games. That guy is hilarious lol 5:40
10:41 never fails to make me laugh
"It slipped under the covers", "Fear my danger" - Craig The Brute, Halo Infinite 2021.
6:35 the way Joe Staten says “ladyyy” 😂
“That hurt my feelings!
Oh my god, I have feelings?
I’m a real boy!”
When you die, the brutes should say "Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!" 😂
I know in Infinite they do say “Tonight we feast!” When you die to them.
10:07 perfect line up
The whole scene was perfect
“After this game I’m gonna be- Aughhhhh” got me dead
huh, those elite lines with the tag 'capture' seem odd, was there a cut part of halo 3 were elites would be captured like how Johnson was in the first mission?
"Oh, someone stole my AI, I'm so lonely. Where is she? I hope she's not hurt. Blegh"
Just for your bravery to mock me I'm going to let you live, for now
I see now why the game was truly labeled as rated M
“The fling yourselves at fling and then grab your little buddies and fling him too,” is actual becoming a thing in Halo Infinity.
I’ve had that happen to me with a brute and a suicider grunt lmao
Yeah. I know that they throw grunts at you, but I have yet to actually see it, since I know it’s an achievement. Even after doing play through of all difficulties.
@@shcdemolisher If I had to guess, it’s when a grunt goes suicidal and starts running. Maybe if a brute is nearby, they’ll throw them at you.
@@Dr.Oofers Maybe, haven't even seen one throw one that wasn't even suicidal. Might need CO-OP help with that, which I do need friends to do it with.
10:53 “The demon! Not as large as I heard...”
Whoa! A Halo 4 reference in Halo 3?!
He sounds like zoidburg from futurama
I've got a feeling he heard that story from Grunts.
Some Random, but god tier grunt:
*”Please enjoy my BRIGHT, BLUE BALLS”*
''Ding dong the Demon is dead !'' has such a ''Honk if Thatcher is dead !'' vibe lmao
Its doing dong the wicked bi*ch is dead.
Honk
Celebrating the death of your death cult's enemies is far funnier in my shooty bang space marine game.
"He's dead! Now we cuddle."
Aww
"You're dead! Let's cuddle."
Aww?
2:47, that caught me off guard 😂😂
"I've passed stones larger than you!"
JESUS