The ignorance of Marjorie Taylor Greene never ceases to amaze, commander and chief? Here's an idea, if you can't get a passing grade on the US citizenship test you can't serve in Congress.
Honestly, the fact that Republicans are saying he's an embarrassment for talking about them doing drugs and having sex parties, but were totally cool with him being a Nazi, speaks volumes!
Madison said they were people he had looked up to....he doesn't look up to DEMs so it was only GOP he was talking about. Makes sense to me (Matt Gaetz etc)
He doesnt socialize with democrats. At least I would be tremendously surprised if a democrat wanted to socialize with him. I assume that the older guys are not involved. They have to go to bed early. That starts narrowing it down. I would think Gaetz, Boebert, Marjorie and then maybe some of the middle-aged guys who are in a mid-life crisis like: Jordan, Hawly, Cruz.
@@okkietrooy6841 You'd be surprised what cocaine can do for the elderly. Don't rule em out entirely. What I find adorable about the whole situation is that he claims to believe they were trying to stop addiction in the country.
NO one is going to say it? Well I'm rude and hateful enough to say "Cawthorn has to look up to EVERYONE!" Yeah, I said it. Sometimes you gotta treat the monster like a monster.
Imagine finding out Russian collusion was a hoax literally made up by Hillary Clinton and pushed by corrupt intel agencies, That Hunter's lap top IS REAL after the media and those same corrupt intel agencies told you it was fake, and that Biden lied about not meeting with Hunter's "business associates"(foreign influence peddlers) even though he did, and still believing that anything democrats or the media tell you is true.
@@casper191985 no, it makes you either look like someone who has no resistance to peer pressure, or just likes to suck on paper and leaves a couple times a day.
A comedian (Al Franken) did a much better job as a Senator and resigned for moral reasons...but we have these GQP jerkoffs casually boasting about doing keybumps of blow. One party constantly screams about "moral values" while being anything but while the other actually sometimes tries to do the "morally right" thing. AmeriKKKa is fucked up.
My wife worked in the Brazilian Congress for many years. Drugs, prostitution and orgies were common among congressmen and lobbyists. Being monied away from home brought out the “best” in them.
Ted Cruz wondering why the president hasn't made time for him, and then coming to the conclusion that it must mean there's a shadow government is just peak Ted Cruz behavior. I don't see how he could get anymore Ted-like.
Taylor Griffith - Word from Bozeman during Ted's airport meltdown is that he hit them with the ol' "do you know who i am" bullshit. Poor Ted thinks he's actually relevant and people respect him.
We all knew from the beginning, if there is a CP ring, set up in the basement of a pizza parlour, it's run by the GOP. They ALWAYS do themselves, what they accuse others of.
Is that what he said? Okay - never heard that term before, but it is that when you use a key tip to dig into the bindle and toot it right off the key? If so, that's a shitty way to do coke, I mean, seems like half the fun is chopping lines and bullshitting with your friends, and then everyone gets high, can't think of anything interesting to say and they all start making stuff up like about getting invited to orgies, AND OOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
He had me going in circles. When he called the break, my mood plummeted: whaaat? Seth Meyers smokes? Awwww... and then a moment later, I was cackling like a hen.
What Congress needs however if it truly wants to set an example for its citizens is a _responsible_ poly coke user. One who always tests their drugs beforehand, one who mitigates addiction and measures out their doses carefully, and one who as a result of their polyamory creates _less_ drama surrounding sleeping with other people rather than more.
Imagine finding out Russian collusion was a hoax literally made up by Hillary Clinton and pushed by corrupt intel agencies, That Hunter's lap top IS REAL after the media and those same corrupt intel agencies told you it was fake, and that Biden lied about not meeting with Hunter's "business associates"(foreign influence peddlers) even though he did, and still believing that anything democrats or the media tell you is true.
@Given No, it wasn't, which is why he reacted with such disgust and said "People really do that!" It's disgusting and for the life of me I cannot fathom why anyone would be so stupid as to smoke these days. Most especially since we know how poisonous and damaging it is to the human body. But, even worse, that young teens are taking up the habit; still [persuaded that it looks "cool!" When in reality it shows just how dumb they really are.
Carol, I agree with you. What has Cruz done for this country?. If he , Cruz, doesn’t have anything productive to say I don’t blame President Biden, I would not waste my time, either
In this edition of A Closer Look, Seth made me laugh out loud multiple times. It belongs in the Library of Congress, preferably full blast and on a loop - the episode, I mean, not me laughing. "Aaaaaaaagh!" Thanks and praises, Seth & team 💖💘💖
It’s likely wishful thinking on MC’s part. I’m guessing the nature of his spinal cord injury would have a negative impact on his ability to perform. We can thank heavens for small mercies.
American banks won’t lend to us, we worked with Deutsche bank but they are afraid of our lousy deals; but Russian banks love us since daddy ran for President! -Eric Trump
That's probably the only thing that both sides can truly come together on... It's just the fact it is so hypocritical to so many Republican talking points that make it any kind of a surprise to anyone.
@@marvinmartion1178 plenty of otherwise intelligent people are still susceptible to cult tactics. Lost friends to this insanity as well. They are oblivious to fact and reason. It’s sad.
I live in a red state, and almost none of this stuff ever seems to show up in the local media here. And with everyone watching Fox News, you really have to wonder how many voters have even _heard_ about most of the stuff going on in America.
Apparently Cawthorn has admitted he "exaggerated" his claims about both the orgy invitations and drug use. At least we didn't have to wait for his parents to tell us he was lying, like he did about his car accident. Or the former president of the college he attended for one semester, to clarify he did not give an endorsement to his candidacy. I don't remember how long it took him to admit he was lying about why he wasn't accepted into Naval academy.
@@crnkmnky In a speech at his college, Cawthorn gave descriptive details about the accident concluding with the claim that his friend (the driver) took off and hid in the woods leaving him to die. The friend and Cawthorn's parents affirm that not to be true, that he and a bystander pulled him from the car. Later in a sworn deposition during a lawsuit against the driver, Cawthorn stated he had no memory of the crash
I’ve wondered that as well. I’ve never heard the term (I’ve also never used cocaine) and wasn’t sure if it was a real thing. I’ve heard of ‘bump’ and ‘line,’ but it sounds like ‘key bump’ might be terminology that isn’t used in shows and films but would be by users. And given how politicians love to “fight against” things they often indulge in themselves, it makes me wonder if Maddy doth protest too much?
tf are you talking about? literally. Between your comment and the video being posted is less than 30 seconds... You have no idea wtf he's going to say! Stop it. Stop bullshitting.
Agreed. My roommate that, for whatever personal problem, doesn't enjoy Seth's show was rolling laughing when I played this. Perfection on a perfection.
I'm sick of hearing people just give up on voters not being able to stop the GOP from taking control again. If we don't stop them, we can just give up on America. I'M NOT GIVING UP! VOTE!
If you can fill a diaper, you are more useful than bill maher IMHO, there is a special hell for conservatives that lie about being 'left curious' so they can have a show that is inexplicably called 'left-wing' despite it not only doing nothing to further/help left-leaning causes, it openly tries to tear them down in term shockingly close to right-wing talking points. He's also close friends with actual lizard ann coulter, who is not a person that anyone progressive would be willing to be friends with, regardless of "what she's 'actually' like", her persona wobbles between 'depraved, soulless monster' and 'clueless idiot who is a conservative because that means nobody will ever fact check you if they are a fan'.
As a former sex worker, this has certainly happened in the 1990's-2010's. Conservatives were big fans of the "adult industry" back when I was in the biz. I can't attest to the current era, but orgies and sex parties are not unusual among the leadership classes. Just sayin'...
I use to work at a law firm for over 20yrs, the people that work in the Mail room are tested for marijuana and can be disqualified for the job it found in thier system, lawyers are the biggest cocaine users and they do not take a drug test when being hired.
Closer Look 2011: "Hi im Seth Meyers and this is a Closer Look. today the president committed a felony by wearing a tan suit. this has been a Closer Look."
The US legalized weed to stop Hitler. There should be at least one Closer Look at the 1942 USDA film, *Hemp For Victory.* There was a bill in Congress titled HR 3652, the *Hemp For Victory Act of 2019.* Cannabis Sativa is the key to stopping climate change. There's enough material there for several Closer Looks.
I Love this show, I watch closer look on TH-cam before the show comes on because I laugh so hard I miss jokes and have to pause from falling off my chair!😂🤣 I watch the monologue and closer look at least 4 or 5 times, everyday 😍🥰😍👏👏👏👏👏I appreciate your skills from your whole team BRAVO👏👏👏 keep it up..#survivingtexas
He didn't tell parents to raise their children to be monsters. He told them to raise their BOYS to be monsters. Since he'll never reproduce with a woman of sound mind, he had to get creative.
@George Morenstein Do you even know what gitmo is? Threatening to send a press/media figure to a black site is some real unironic nazi crap. You guys are disgusting.
@@Tcrror What a funny segment, & ,"Ordering a pizza" really was a bullseye. Great writers & a great surprise from Seth. I took a long break from Meyers, & I am glad I revisited his "Closer Look " segment on such a funny night.
@@user-jl7ym4en5b How could you take a break from literally the most enjoyable entertainment currently available anywhere, any media. Literally, in the true sense of the word.
Yup!! straight from the DNC to Seth Meyers’ teleprompter. His marching orders are to keep the propaganda flowing nightly. Him and Colbert. Total empty vessels obeying their main stream media masters. His entire show is propaganda you can see the same material on CNN and MSNBC his propaganda is just disguised as comedy. Good writing, you have to be kidding guy.
You voted blue no matter who and look what it got you. Sleepy Joe, the man that blames everyone and everything for his mistakes. Let's not forget that he launders money to Ukraine through his crack head son that also sleeps with underage kids. 2024 is going to be fun 🍿
*Madison Cawthorn* says men are weak & not manly enough because that's how he feels about himself and is only projecting. *150 former students signed a letter accusing him of being a sexual predator,* due to his behavior, prior to his car accident, which his friend said he also lied about.
Actually he was in a wheelchair in college, but apparently he had a car modified for the disabled and took women out driving, which is when he would engage in predatory behavior. Women were warned not to go with him. He also committed vandalism at the college and, of course, lied a lot. He dropped out before the end of his second semester and now tells young people they shouldn't go to college.
So this is the third time the former President asked a country to dig up dirt on his political opponents. Twice now the government has let him slide, hopefully this time’s the charm… hopefully? Probably not because this is the darkest timeline, but I need some hope to keep my sanity
The thing that is frightening for everyone is how he keeps brazenly doing these things , yet nothing ever happens to him.. to any of them. Also Trump wants to be a dictator so badly, he should get it printed on t shirts..
Federal employees are required to submit to drug testing. I think it's time to implement drug tests protocols and not punish the whistle blower for blowing the whistle.
Could ask the same about the people that still support right wing capitalist Biden. Fired people for cannabis use and refuses to legalize it, won't stop funding the violence being directed at Palestinian ad Yemeni people, spending even more on the military and police instead of on the climate crisis. What an extremist
@@owenmersk4626 Yup, like all conservatives, Biden sucks. It's just the sheer volume of terribleness and idiocy that Trump continues to exude. The United States has always been run by evil people, Regan, Nixon, Cheney. Biden is no different. But Trump doesn't even pretend he isn't evil.
The ENTIRE GOP is soiled like a golden shower mattress in a Moscow hotel. The only solution is to throw it out and get a new one. There is no future for the Banana Republikan Party. Time to get a fresh start on Conservatism with a completely new party without the racists and conspiracy theorists.
I’d honestly never heard the term until Cawthorn used it, I wasn’t sure if he was making it up or speaking from personal knowledge on the subject. Sounds like it’s the latter 😂
The ignorance of Marjorie Taylor Greene never ceases to amaze, commander and chief? Here's an idea, if you can't get a passing grade on the US citizenship test you can't serve in Congress.
New hit game show "Are You Smarter Than an Immigrant?"
A full Mental Evaluation would be good!
yeah cause AOC and the other idiots in the squad don't ever say ignorant things....oh wait, my mistake...thats all they ever do is say ignorant things
@@suzannepottsshorts That would be great!
Let's give credit where credit is due. Most people had never heard of the Gazpacho Police until she brought them up.
Honestly, the fact that Republicans are saying he's an embarrassment for talking about them doing drugs and having sex parties, but were totally cool with him being a Nazi, speaks volumes!
more than this... ARCHIVES... (i have a dramatic streak)
@Zippy Thekid have you plucked your eyeball out yet because the Bible told you to?
It's genuinely scary how fecked up their morals are.
Naziism? Fine.
Insinuating cocaine use? Outrage!
And they’re angry at him for talking, they like to have their drug fuelled sex parties, you’re just not supposed to talk about it
No one else in the history of the English language had ever used the phrase "a sexual get-together"
The only people that use the term “key bump” are people who do key bumps. Someone hand that guy a mirror.
A mirror and razor lol
Madison said they were people he had looked up to....he doesn't look up to DEMs so it was only GOP he was talking about. Makes sense to me (Matt Gaetz etc)
He doesnt socialize with democrats. At least I would be tremendously surprised if a democrat wanted to socialize with him. I assume that the older guys are not involved. They have to go to bed early. That starts narrowing it down. I would think Gaetz, Boebert, Marjorie and then maybe some of the middle-aged guys who are in a mid-life crisis like: Jordan, Hawly, Cruz.
@@okkietrooy6841 I would add Gosar
@@okkietrooy6841 You'd be surprised what cocaine can do for the elderly. Don't rule em out entirely. What I find adorable about the whole situation is that he claims to believe they were trying to stop addiction in the country.
I can't see why any Democrat would ask him to a Tupperware party let alone an orgy!
NO one is going to say it? Well I'm rude and hateful enough to say "Cawthorn has to look up to EVERYONE!"
Yeah, I said it. Sometimes you gotta treat the monster like a monster.
It is almost as if he doesn't remember the reason why he was impeached the first time, which had to do with a special favor from Ukraine.
Impeachment only works on someone who has a sense of shame. Since he wasn't convicted to him it never happened.
Or, since he was acquitted by the senate, maybe what he learned is that he can do whatever he wants and there will be no consequences.
trump 4ever 🤣
Imagine finding out Russian collusion was a hoax literally made up by Hillary Clinton and pushed by corrupt intel agencies, That Hunter's lap top IS REAL after the media and those same corrupt intel agencies told you it was fake, and that Biden lied about not meeting with Hunter's "business associates"(foreign influence peddlers) even though he did, and still believing that anything democrats or the media tell you is true.
@@tuyenle8107 💩
"I don't smoke, this is disgusting....People do that?" 🤣
"I don't smoke. This is disgusting."
That smoke break was the best reaction.🤣
You need to smoke. It makes you look cool
@@casper191985 No it doesn't.
@@casper191985 no, it makes you either look like someone who has no resistance to peer pressure, or just likes to suck on paper and leaves a couple times a day.
@@freya8133 it makes you "look cool" but not actually cool. i'm a former smoker lol
@@freya8133 I’m as cool as a cucumber and I smoke
It still blows my mind that we have a frat boy as a Representative.
Also, that "Seth needs a smoke break" segment was great.
any chance he gets re-elected later in November?
Why be surprised when they confirmed one for The Supreme Court. That was a sickening day for me. Never again will I vote for GOP member.
@@sks1258 never have and never will, not that democrats have done that much right by me, least they didn’t demonize me to win the presidency
A comedian (Al Franken) did a much better job as a Senator and resigned for moral reasons...but we have these GQP jerkoffs casually boasting about doing keybumps of blow. One party constantly screams about "moral values" while being anything but while the other actually sometimes tries to do the "morally right" thing. AmeriKKKa is fucked up.
@@sks1258 who?
My wife worked in the Brazilian Congress for many years. Drugs, prostitution and orgies were common among congressmen and lobbyists. Being monied away from home brought out the “best” in them.
Random republican: We're having a social get together.
Madison Cawthorn: A sexual get together?
Random republican: Oh geez
Madison Cawthorn: Orgies?!
@@paddyholly2184 we don't know if that thing works
@@MondezDurden lieutenant Dan sure tried to make it work in Forrest Gump.... Maybe Madison takes that as his inspiration 🤣
This totally cleared it up for me.
@@paddyholly2184 Who names their son, Madison.
I laughed so hard at Random R and Cawthorn doing Who’s On First. 🤣
Ted Cruz wondering why the president hasn't made time for him, and then coming to the conclusion that it must mean there's a shadow government is just peak Ted Cruz behavior. I don't see how he could get anymore Ted-like.
And the reason that the cheerleaders snubbed him in high school was because of Jewish space lasers, or something.
Taylor Griffith - Word from Bozeman during Ted's airport meltdown is that he hit them with the ol' "do you know who i am" bullshit.
Poor Ted thinks he's actually relevant and people respect him.
What a soggy muffin of a human
15 months wouldn't be long enough for me to duck Ted Cruz!
Just curious, but did anyone ever figure out why ted cruz is so persecuted? He famously asked I mean.
Doesnt do cocaine but uses the phrase "key bumps"? 👌 classic
The Chuck Grassley "Did someone order a pizza?" Had me crying🤣
"Chucky's got a hot slice for each of you pretty ladies."😣
We all knew from the beginning, if there is a CP ring, set up in the basement of a pizza parlour, it's run by the GOP.
They ALWAYS do themselves, what they accuse others of.
Had to be Scollins who wrote that.
😂😂😂😂
Am I unusually sheltered or did he just tell on himself by KNOWING WHAT A KEY BUMP IS???
His entire outfit, hair cut, and face already told on themselves that he’s a coke head.
First one.
Is that what he said? Okay - never heard that term before, but it is that when you use a key tip to dig into the bindle and toot it right off the key? If so, that's a shitty way to do coke, I mean, seems like half the fun is chopping lines and bullshitting with your friends, and then everyone gets high, can't think of anything interesting to say and they all start making stuff up like about getting invited to orgies, AND OOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
If your snorting off a key your out of blow
@@gobigorange you’re writing “your”wrong when you’re writing your TH-cam comment.
You're good man Seth and thank you for helping us through the craziness.
"Seth needs a smoke break" was ABSOLUTE COMEDY GOLD. I can't really explain why, but I laughed my ass off! 🤣
He had me going in circles. When he called the break, my mood plummeted: whaaat? Seth Meyers smokes? Awwww... and then a moment later, I was cackling like a hen.
@@yugandali it was so obvious that he is a non-smoker. Like a kid smoking a candy cigarette.
[Oops, just dated myself.]
I'm grateful for the laugh tracks. Now I know when I'm supposed to laugh.
@@richardhawkins2248 if you watched Seth Meyers regularly, you would know he is the LAST dude to have a laugh track. For real. Try watching him.
The look on the guy’s face that cawthorn was talking to😂🤣
and the room theyre in is screaming "sex dungeon" 🤣
Like the Hunchback in 300 ?
@@ryanwilliams8750 Posted similar concerns on another post regarding décor(?) choices.
"That's disgusting, people do that?" LMAO
As a polygamist and cocaine enthusiast, I am thrilled to learn I am so well represented in Congress. The system really works!
What Congress needs however if it truly wants to set an example for its citizens is a _responsible_ poly coke user. One who always tests their drugs beforehand, one who mitigates addiction and measures out their doses carefully, and one who as a result of their polyamory creates _less_ drama surrounding sleeping with other people rather than more.
Word
Do you have a pay pal?
🤣 Cocaine Enthusiast sounds so healthy and more acceptable somehow.
I can't believe he was elected. It's so saddening.
"electoral college" as obsolete as the infernal combustion engine..
Imagine finding out Russian collusion was a hoax literally made up by Hillary Clinton and pushed by corrupt intel agencies, That Hunter's lap top IS REAL after the media and those same corrupt intel agencies told you it was fake, and that Biden lied about not meeting with Hunter's "business associates"(foreign influence peddlers) even though he did, and still believing that anything democrats or the media tell you is true.
I'm not. Outside the Triangle, it gets quite conaervative.
Really? Have you not met the average modern Republican?
@@100nitrog2 I have yet it's still mind blowing.
This was one of the funniest segments I have seen in long time! Thank you for the chuckles, Seth!
That smoke break was committing to the bit. This show keeps getting better!
Putin and Trump building a better world
@@mikec886 😂
It’s better if it’s green!
And didn't Seth look cool? Damn!
@Given No, it wasn't, which is why he reacted with such disgust and said "People really do that!" It's disgusting and for the life of me I cannot fathom why anyone would be so stupid as to smoke these days. Most especially since we know how poisonous and damaging it is to the human body. But, even worse, that young teens are taking up the habit; still [persuaded that it looks "cool!" When in reality it shows just how dumb they really are.
Someone should get both the Surge and General to tell him the dangers of smoking
Lol
NOICE, NOICE !
🤣🤣🤣
It's not "rock in roll", nor "tongue and cheek" either 😀
@TalleyTurtle. Lmao. You get my vote for "won the internet today"
I’m so grateful for this show. Thanks Late Night staff! That’s all.
Ted just feels ignored. By the way, how often did Trump invite someone as Adam Schiff, Elisabeth Warren, Kamala Harris to the White House?
Biden not speaking to Cruz only makes me like him more.
Carol, I agree with you. What has Cruz done for this country?. If he , Cruz, doesn’t have anything productive to say I don’t blame President Biden, I would not waste my time, either
Why would ANYONE voluntarily speak with Ted Cruz?!
@@chriskelly3481 - Fled Cruz
Why would anyone voluntarily talk to Cancun Cruz? Maybe only at the airport to give him s**t.
Different strokes. I still don't like Biden, but ghosting Ted Cruz is both hilarious and very appropriate.
In this edition of A Closer Look, Seth made me laugh out loud multiple times. It belongs in the Library of Congress, preferably full blast and on a loop - the episode, I mean, not me laughing. "Aaaaaaaagh!" Thanks and praises, Seth & team 💖💘💖
That this alleged casual invitation to an orgy was supposedly phrased as a “sexual get-together” is the funniest part of this story.
He talks like an adult narc trying to convince teenagers that he's down with the lingo.
It’s likely wishful thinking on MC’s part. I’m guessing the nature of his spinal cord injury would have a negative impact on his ability to perform.
We can thank heavens for small mercies.
I mean, it seems pretty accurate for how a Republican would phrase it
@@jenniferk7525 I've learned from the movie Murderball that paraplegia is frequently not an impediment in that department.
I like when he clarifies that he was being invited to an orgy the guy he’s talking to knowingly says, “Yeah.”
The fact that Trump doesn’t understand why it’s inappropriate to call brutal dictators smart and ask them for favours speaks volumes
trump 4ever 🤣
Yeah, duh
He's a sociopath
The fact that Trump is allowed to keep calling brutal dictators and asking for favors speaks volumes about the rest of this society.
Speaks volumes about how he was raised?
Remember that ge got really upset when Biden used the word smart during the first debate? He didn't want it to be used around him
“Seth needs a smoke break” was the funniest bit of the segment. The Ted Cruz joke was a close second b/c Ted Cruz is always a joke.
“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”
- Eric Trump
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Yup!!!
Weirdly making sense for once.
American banks won’t lend to us, we worked with Deutsche bank but they are afraid of our lousy deals; but Russian banks love us since daddy ran for President!
-Eric Trump
@@Fandangtastic And yet he's such a terrible business manager that he _still_ has to beg from the poor rubes that support him to make cents.
The rumors about sex and drugs, especially at some hush hush republican events, has been around for a loooong time.
Just ask Matt Gaetz or Don Jr., who probably invited him.
That's probably the only thing that both sides can truly come together on... It's just the fact it is so hypocritical to so many Republican talking points that make it any kind of a surprise to anyone.
“American’s are Protestants in public, but pervs in private.” Brian May.
@@dzd2371 I really didn't want to hear about both sides coming together in that context though 🤮
ask lady g about those rent boy, "non-disclosure" rumors
"Seth needs a smoke break"🤣🤣🤣one more brilliant part of an already brilliant Show!!! Love it! 🤘
Stay safe and healthy y'all
Much ❤️ from Austria 🇦🇹
What's more terrifying is the thought of how many people living in the US support these imbeciles. On a lighter note, love to all.
"On a lighter note"? So you, a random stranger on the internet, didn't mean your love for me? My heart is broken.
Yes! I've had to step back from friendships with friends I assumed were smart.
@@marvinmartion1178 plenty of otherwise intelligent people are still susceptible to cult tactics. Lost friends to this insanity as well. They are oblivious to fact and reason. It’s sad.
@@arthurneddysmith love to all includes you! Take heart random stranger 😉
I live in a red state, and almost none of this stuff ever seems to show up in the local media here. And with everyone watching Fox News, you really have to wonder how many voters have even _heard_ about most of the stuff going on in America.
Apparently Cawthorn has admitted he "exaggerated" his claims about both the orgy invitations and drug use. At least we didn't have to wait for his parents to tell us he was lying, like he did about his car accident. Or the former president of the college he attended for one semester, to clarify he did not give an endorsement to his candidacy. I don't remember how long it took him to admit he was lying about why he wasn't accepted into Naval academy.
How disturbing it would be to have a son like this. Kudos to them for supporting the truth.
I happened to live in NC when he was campaigning, was very disappointed he won but just goes to show how people will legitimately believe anything.
He said exaggerated not lied
What did his parents say about his car accident?
@@crnkmnky In a speech at his college, Cawthorn gave descriptive details about the accident concluding with the claim that his friend (the driver) took off and hid in the woods leaving him to die. The friend and Cawthorn's parents affirm that not to be true, that he and a bystander pulled him from the car. Later in a sworn deposition during a lawsuit against the driver, Cawthorn stated he had no memory of the crash
When a republican accuses someone of doing something 9 out of 10 times they’re the one doing it. Life has a funny way of working out like that.
With REPUBLICANS, it's Deliberate! LOL 😄😄😄
What about when democrats do it?
Lindsay “I am not gay” graham probably invited cawthorn to his private “party”.
That smoke break was gold and a little shocking. Thank you for the laughs!
Must be how he stays thin
Don't do it just for us, ok Seth? Stay quit of smoking anything with tobacco in it. We love you 💖
Probably one the most honest interviews Cawthorn's ever given! 😂
Quick question; how does Cawthorn know what a "key bump" is? Isn't he supposed to be all pure and carved out of cream cheese?
I’ve wondered that as well. I’ve never heard the term (I’ve also never used cocaine) and wasn’t sure if it was a real thing. I’ve heard of ‘bump’ and ‘line,’ but it sounds like ‘key bump’ might be terminology that isn’t used in shows and films but would be by users. And given how politicians love to “fight against” things they often indulge in themselves, it makes me wonder if Maddy doth protest too much?
Okay, I give up. What IS a “key bump”?
@@jeffryphillipsburns I’m gonna guess it’s taking a hit off of a key. Not sure.
I didn't know what one was until I looked it up after this interview and I've lived around drugs...
To be fair, if I had to live as Madison Cawthorn, I'd spend as much time as possible high as a kite.
“We’re always getting our dates mixed up,” LOL. Thank you for the belly laugh.
Calling his signature "a New Yorker Cartoon of a klan rally" got a good laugh out of me. That was amazing!
Jesus. Humanity these days 🤦♂️. But at the same time Seth makes it managable
tf are you talking about? literally. Between your comment and the video being posted is less than 30 seconds... You have no idea wtf he's going to say!
Stop it. Stop bullshitting.
Agree. And Jesus teaches those who are willing. 🌹🙏🏽
Yes!!!
Need ... more ... thumbs ... up. This is one of the best Closer Looks ever. Seth's impression of T***p just gets better and better.
gotta be ready for the slaps
Agreed. My roommate that, for whatever personal problem, doesn't enjoy Seth's show was rolling laughing when I played this. Perfection on a perfection.
Yeah, Seth was smokin on that one
@Zoom ShakaLaka, "it" who? Thanks if you can explain what appears to be a misconception.
"He runs 1,5 billion people with an iron fist." No one but a true authoritarian thinks that is a good thing.
I'm sick of hearing people just give up on voters not being able to stop the GOP from taking control again. If we don't stop them, we can just give up on America.
I'M NOT GIVING UP! VOTE!
No. We are likely headed for a war or splitting up. Republicans are nazis at this point. The US would never survive.
Absolutely Love it when Seth rips Joe Manchin a New One!...it's more than Bill Maher does.
Maher is useless and unhelpful.
Nah, hes to busy telling millenials to get off his lawn.
Bill Maher isn't even a voice of reason hasn't been since the 90s
If you can fill a diaper, you are more useful than bill maher IMHO, there is a special hell for conservatives that lie about being 'left curious' so they can have a show that is inexplicably called 'left-wing' despite it not only doing nothing to further/help left-leaning causes, it openly tries to tear them down in term shockingly close to right-wing talking points.
He's also close friends with actual lizard ann coulter, who is not a person that anyone progressive would be willing to be friends with, regardless of "what she's 'actually' like", her persona wobbles between 'depraved, soulless monster' and 'clueless idiot who is a conservative because that means nobody will ever fact check you if they are a fan'.
hopefully one day we will find out What Happened to bill maher...
As a West Virginian, I can confirm that we are indeed sexually attracted to coal
What can you expect from a guy who still wears his baseball cap backwards??
I saw that and started to wonder how he could get any more broier.
@@CortexNewsService I was thinking exact same
True; It's beyond me that these fools don't understand how lame they look when they do that.
The only thing I would say to Mr. Cawthorn is, "Please, don't flatter yourself."
Yeah, thing is (no offense to those that are impaired) does his gear even work? Why would people be clamoring for him to hit the sex party?
@@J5L5M6 Why would people be clamoring for him to hit the sex party? Maybe because he looks up to them (if you get my drift).
@@J5L5M6 He has 2 holes. Just saying.
Why? He has 2 holes to use. Let's be real.
he is unfortunately attractive though. until he opens his mouth.
As a former sex worker, this has certainly happened in the 1990's-2010's. Conservatives were big fans of the "adult industry" back when I was in the biz. I can't attest to the current era, but orgies and sex parties are not unusual among the leadership classes. Just sayin'...
I use to work at a law firm for over 20yrs, the people that work in the Mail room are tested for marijuana and can be disqualified for the job it found in thier system, lawyers are the biggest cocaine users and they do not take a drug test when being hired.
Madison Cawthorn reveals how he resents being left out of the fun stuff.
There is no place to stuff his ride, all the under age girls are stuffed in the trunk of the Limo!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nobody wants tire marks on the carpets at the Orgy's !
How in the hell does Cawthorne even know what a "key bump" is. My brother was a drug dealer and I didn't even know that term.
Cawthorne is either an avid cocaine user or your brother wasn’t a very good drug dealer
That "smoke break" was hilarious 😂
Remember when there was only enough material to do a closer look once a week?
"We interrupt this Closer Look for...another Closer Look"
Sounds awful ... days where there isn't a closer look makes me super sad.
Pepperidge Farm remembers
Closer Look 2011: "Hi im Seth Meyers and this is a Closer Look. today the president committed a felony by wearing a tan suit. this has been a Closer Look."
The US legalized weed to stop Hitler.
There should be at least one Closer Look at the 1942 USDA film, *Hemp For Victory.*
There was a bill in Congress titled HR 3652, the *Hemp For Victory Act of 2019.*
Cannabis Sativa is the key to stopping climate change. There's enough material there for several Closer Looks.
I Love this show, I watch closer look on TH-cam before the show comes on because I laugh so hard I miss jokes and have to pause from falling off my chair!😂🤣 I watch the monologue and closer look at least 4 or 5 times, everyday 😍🥰😍👏👏👏👏👏I appreciate your skills from your whole team BRAVO👏👏👏 keep it up..#survivingtexas
Trump says “Now that he doesn’t like our country…” like he acknowledges that he’s asking something that he expects would be favorable to the enemies.
I caught that as well.
That’s so telling for him. He knows it’s bad for our country to have Putin dig up dirt, so that’s why he’s asking. All for himself, being unAmerican
It also implies that, despite his lies of being tough on Russia, Putin liked it when Trump was in charge.
Because when he liked our country he wouldn't have done it??
Oh that's right,
He liked our country when YOU were
commander and chief.
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You nailed it!
...You'd think the whole telling parents to raise your children to be monsters would've been the bridge too far for Republicans. 😑
He didn't tell parents to raise their children to be monsters. He told them to raise their BOYS to be monsters. Since he'll never reproduce with a woman of sound mind, he had to get creative.
@@100nitrog2 But wouldn't the monsters be into sex orgies and stuff like that? Man, he's really sending mixed messages isn't he?
Nah... They're just getting warmed up!
YOU might think that. The rest of us know better.
@George Morenstein Do you even know what gitmo is?
Threatening to send a press/media figure to a black site is some real unironic nazi crap.
You guys are disgusting.
"a key bump of cocaine?" Sounds like he's speaking from experience.
I laughed so hard I got choked up at “a cool name for a pot drug dealer : Chuck Grassley, anybody order a pizza???” Lol
He said adult film star..
@@Tcrror What a funny segment, & ,"Ordering a pizza" really was a bullseye. Great writers & a great surprise from Seth. I took a long break from Meyers, & I am glad I revisited his "Closer Look " segment on such a funny night.
@@user-jl7ym4en5b How could you take a break from literally the most enjoyable entertainment currently available anywhere, any media. Literally, in the true sense of the word.
@@judylevitt4555 💯👊💯👊💯👊💯👊
I’m running against Cawthorn. I generally believe in running a positive campaign, but this guy makes it difficult for certain.
Good luck!
What kind of issues would you like to raise?
@@donovanlocust1106 non culture war bs would be a good start
I suggest running an all fronts campaign; good stuff about you, policy ads - some wonky ones - some less wonky ones, and some dirt on him...
@@cyanchaos4490 I'll drink to that
Imagine being called an embarrassment while Ted Cruz and Graham still alive
The writing for these segments has been solid the past couple weeks, keep it up!
There were no episodes last week, he was on a week break...
Smh
It was at its peak before the audience returned
Yup!! straight from the DNC to Seth Meyers’ teleprompter. His marching orders are to keep the propaganda flowing nightly. Him and Colbert. Total empty vessels obeying their main stream media masters. His entire show is propaganda you can see the same material on CNN and MSNBC his propaganda is just disguised as comedy. Good writing, you have to be kidding guy.
Seth started as a writer, so I think that's why he has the best material. And it's why he acknowledges the writers.
At the expense of America's demise :-(
Thank you for your service, Chuck. You know what they say: Every orgy needs a witness. XD
I watched this twice! Great one, Seth!
Biden has never spoken to Ted Cruz once since he was elected, smart guy that Biden fella.
If the constant reports about Trump keep democrats on their toes and committed to vote blue in upcoming elections I can endure it.
You voted blue no matter who and look what it got you. Sleepy Joe, the man that blames everyone and everything for his mistakes. Let's not forget that he launders money to Ukraine through his crack head son that also sleeps with underage kids. 2024 is going to be fun 🍿
Imagine when Madison Hawthorne could physically walk, what kind of things would he be doing 🥺
*Madison Cawthorn* says men are weak & not manly enough because that's how he feels about himself and is only projecting. *150 former students signed a letter accusing him of being a sexual predator,* due to his behavior, prior to his car accident, which his friend said he also lied about.
With these words, your performed a knock out punch, into smithereens, mist. Wow.
Right, not to mention lying about college and don't forget the Nazi worship and Hitler tourism.
Yeh Wow! 150? That's a lot of people putting their name on something.
Actually he was in a wheelchair in college, but apparently he had a car modified for the disabled and took women out driving, which is when he would engage in predatory behavior. Women were warned not to go with him. He also committed vandalism at the college and, of course, lied a lot. He dropped out before the end of his second semester and now tells young people they shouldn't go to college.
I love the look on the face of the interviewer as Cawthorn was talking.
“I though Putin was doing this for a negotiation.” Trump seems to think everything is a Real Estate Deal.
This has got to be one of the best Closer Looks. And Seth's Cruz impression is almost perfect.
I mean… Cawthorne is right about Gaetz.
Probably jealous they didn't invite him lol. Although now he has apparently told McCarthy he was "exaggerating."
MTG blaming Dr Faulci again saying she will disrespect him and not call him Dr.
Ted Cruz: “So Biden’s been President, what, 15 months? In that entire time, I have not spoken with him once.”
Joe Biden: Counting his blessings.
Hiding in cupboards to avoid Raphaella Crud!
Potato head wouldn't remember more than a few minutes anyway. Why waste your time.
@@ronlogan4743 His names Raphael use it
@@ronlogan4743 Ted Cruz isn’t that brain damaged. Although, it would explain why he doesn’t remember talking with Biden
@@drunkengamer1977 Raphael isn't insulting. It's literally just a name.
Moral of the story…don’t invite Cawthorn to an orgy.
Jijijiji
"dammit Gaetz! You invited the wrong kind of gimp!"
@@eeHMFIC I was thinking that the wrong bigmouth and predator was invited.
That's so funny! Almost sounds as good as something Seth would come up with,
@@judylevitt4555 I can do a whole standup routine on this.
Thank you Seth! This was hilarious as usual…
So this is the third time the former President asked a country to dig up dirt on his political opponents. Twice now the government has let him slide, hopefully this time’s the charm… hopefully? Probably not because this is the darkest timeline, but I need some hope to keep my sanity
I’ll betcha 5 dollars that it doesn’t get covered on Fox at all.
trump 4ever 🤣
The thing that is frightening for everyone is how he keeps brazenly doing these things , yet nothing ever happens to him.. to any of them. Also Trump wants to be a dictator so badly, he should get it printed on t shirts..
@@MrFireSpy you mean he should scam his supporters to pay to have shirts made.
Obama literally spied on trump
“We keep mixing up our dates”
Definition of an orgy, no?
Federal employees are required to submit to drug testing. I think it's time to implement drug tests protocols and not punish the whistle blower for blowing the whistle.
"We're going to have kind of a sexual get-together at one of our homes...you should come!"
This guy is a liar.
He is. Also, he looked like he was lying while he was telling the story. Sad. I wanted it to be true.
Or whoever invited him
Either way, NO DEAL!
XD
Seth needs a smoke break "that's disgusting I don't know why people do that" 🤣
The only time that Cawthorn has told the truth about anything.
No, but seriously, HOW does anyone still defend Trump?
Could ask the same about the people that still support right wing capitalist Biden. Fired people for cannabis use and refuses to legalize it, won't stop funding the violence being directed at Palestinian ad Yemeni people, spending even more on the military and police instead of on the climate crisis. What an extremist
@@owenmersk4626 Yup, like all conservatives, Biden sucks.
It's just the sheer volume of terribleness and idiocy that Trump continues to exude.
The United States has always been run by evil people, Regan, Nixon, Cheney. Biden is no different.
But Trump doesn't even pretend he isn't evil.
Blind fanaticism
The same reason hipsters refuse to acknowledge good movies and music.....
A person Madison Cawthorn admired who on drugs and have sex parties sounds like Donald Trump.
Probably someone like Steve Scalise
@@12jswilson
I betcha Mara Loco is wheelchair accessible? Sniff sniff .....
Maybe junior lol
Matt Gates
The ENTIRE GOP is soiled like a golden shower mattress in a Moscow hotel. The only solution is to throw it out and get a new one.
There is no future for the Banana Republikan Party.
Time to get a fresh start on Conservatism with a completely new party without the racists and conspiracy theorists.
The Clan Rally, Signature Skit had me Dying!!! 🤣🤣🤣👍
How does he know what a “key bump” is? 😹
Wow, so that is actually what gets Republicans to take action quickly?? Cancun Cruz wonders why our President doesn't want to talk to him??🤔🤔😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
You are so talented!!!! Thank you for the joy you bring into these times of cruel insanity…Congrats to you and your wife on your new Baby Girl!💗🙏🏻🥰
When I said congress today was a "clusterfcuk", I wasn't being literal!
Ew
madison cawthorn sounds like he's on coke. also how quickly and effortlessly slipped the term "key bump" in there was a bit telling.
He hangs out with Trumps Jr. What would you expect?
Isn't this the same kid who had multiple sexual harassment claims by his former HS classmates against him?
Funny... Shapiro sounds like he's on helium. Both a couple of motor-mouthed piles of silly putty 🤪
100
I’d honestly never heard the term until Cawthorn used it, I wasn’t sure if he was making it up or speaking from personal knowledge on the subject. Sounds like it’s the latter 😂
That`s something you can`t unsee, and can cause nightmares,damn.
That Ted Cruz impression was *disturbingly* good!
Ya the voice was great! And the Grassley pizza man had me lol!
Well said!
Ted is smarter and more educated than anyone on that show, the producers, writers, and Seth.
@@KB-ke3fi
@@KB-ke3fi How do his boots taste KB?
On fire!!! The more absurd and unhinged they get, the better Seth becomes. Register! Research!! Vote!!!
Best tag lines EVER! Register. Research. VOTE! And help others to get their vote out too!
Oh Seth, you really crack me up. My housemates now know if I am cracking up alone in my room, that I am watching you. Thanks.
"It's like a pyramid" actually got me
Why does ol’ Mad know what a key bump is?
🤔😂😂🤣🤣
I believe Cawthorn. And I'm pretty sure the RNC is angry with him because he said the quiet part out loud.
The thought of any of the GQP getting naked fills me with dread
Rodney Dangerfield once quipped that he and his wife didn't have sex often because when they took off their clothes, they couldn't stop laughing.
It fills me with nausea.
I guess the Mitch McConnell in the 2020 Election night special cartoon from Colbert's show was right...
As Stormy wrote in her book, when she realized it was time for sex with Trump, she thought "Ugh"
@@judylevitt4555 yet, she went through with it.