Iranian Hackers Sent Stolen Trump Campaign Information to Biden
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ก.ย. 2024
- Seth addresses a woman flashing the crowd at Trump's Long Island rally, Iranian hackers sending stolen Trump information to Biden associates and more in his monologue for Thursday, September 19, before taking a closer look at Trump and JD Vance refusing to let go of their racist lies about Haitian immigrants eating pets.
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I'm not surprised the only time Trump has started paying for food for his supporters is with Bitcoin an imaginary money.
I love how they weren't even sure if it went through.
What’s the bet he puts that in as a tax deduction
Okay, let's not start with that baseless argument. Bitcoin is only as imaginary as any other financial instrument. The thing to assail about it is that the fundamental mechanism that it operates on is inefficient and stupid to its core.
@@orijimithank you
@@CarpeUniversum Heh. My comment got wiped. First time I've seen that happen and had a reply to show that it ever existed.
According to The Wall Street Journal, Anna Kilgore apologized to her Haitian neighbors - who she helped put in extreme danger with her unfounded claim - while wearing a Trump hat and shirt. 🤦🏼♀️
Had she not filed a police report, accusing her Haitian neighbors of not only stealing, but also eating her cat, she would have had nothing to apologize for.
But I guess, NOT blaming innocent people, was never an option.
yup i noticed the hat as well
@@o.b.7217 Blaming innocent people is what the masses do.
Erika Lee also said she made the whole story up when she posted it on Facebook.
She has since deleted her post.
@@BKT42
Law suite by the ACLU.
If Trump Senior has 5 kids by 3 wives and is traveling south at 50 mph, and Trump Junior has 5 kids by one wife and is traveling west at 40 mph, how many criminal enterprises until the 2 men meet in prison?
@leanne I know a lot of wonderful psychologists. Please seek help ASAP! Wouldn't treat u myself! Or-- surprise us-- print an ORIGINAL thought-- just once!
@@deborahwilson4684aw, red hat get triggered?
@@deborahwilson4684 Are they the BEST psychologists? Big, strong psycholgists with tears in their eyes saying "Sir, that was the LEAST DEMENTED cognitive function test ressult they ever saw?"
At least a melope.
if trump learns bitcoin to hide some adult moviestar payments to brag about his genius later with a photo how he did it as he is a crypto AI wind-power specialist?
The Bit-coin manager's reaction was priceless: "Wow! It went through1"
All of New York City knows only a brave man that takes a check from Donald Trump.
I too would have been surprised that he actually paid his bill without being handed the money from someone else.
I wonder what would have occurred if it didn't go through.
"Just make sure the donuts have holes", with a glazed look in his eyes.
And their all cream filled.
Totally not posting a “glazed” joke
I thought Biden was to Blame for the wars and immigration. Problems.
Now every single Trump bitched about Biden.
He didn't even bother changing any accusations.
Just replaced Biden for Kamala. Word for Word. Just like how Melania plagiarized Michelle Obamas Speech Word for Word.
Except Melania, had no idea what most of the words meant.
Love the "glazed" lol.
the donuts just have to have a hole.. he'll add the "glaze"...
That was not Trump paying, it wasn't even DJTs phone!
Yes. How convenient the bill was $998.97. Sounds more like a donation to prump
Seth, even though you didn't win any Emmys this year, you did receive the great honor of not being endorsed by anyone. Congrats!
I endorse Seth
@@elizabethfraser7218 As do I!
@@elizabethfraser7218 why would you take that honor of no endorsements away!? 😂
@@Morepanthers - I'd assume unions would typically lean towards the Democratic party, so *not* endorsing either presidential candidate could be taken as a swing towards Republicans (not necessarily past the mid-way point, just less far towards Democrats.)
Especially if the same union had endorsed dems in past elections. I have no idea if that's the case or not. If not, it's just Trump's usual non-sequitur claims.
@@Morepanthers it’s Schrödinger’s endorsement. An honour to get it unless you don’t get it and then it’s an honour to not get it.
Miss Sassy impression 😂❤
Hey J.D, how's thing with the couch ?
"Sofa... sooo good"
I hate to see how Vance gets comfortable on a love seat. Yuck
Vance won't even defend his wife.
But I bet he would defend that couch.
To JD Vance all couches are Love Seats.
@@MelodyMaly I'm starting to think that his "devotion" to comfortable furniture came from a misspelling of couch... as cooch ? He's not the brightest candle in the packet...
It's weird he said "out of the couch" and not off the couch. He's been spending too much time with Vance.
pullout couch definitely means something else to Vance.
Everything about him is weird and off putting. I wish everyone would stop paying attention to the orange clown
@@markmac2206ya, the pull out is the only couch anyone should sit on at Vance's house. You don't want to reach between the cushions looking for your keys with his other couch.
@@markmac2206that's good😂😂
@@markmac2206
He goes for a Futon when feeling kinky.
Totally missed a chance to call Mount. Dew with Ketamine... K-Pop?
Nah, then you'd get the alarmist right-wing pearl-clutchers claiming that K-Pop leads to and also promotes drug abuse.
Dew-key
You both have a future in marketing.
Dew-Key Pop
Trump bumbling through that transaction to the point that people had to do the work for him is remarkable commentary on his "presidency".
He NEVER pays for stuff. How would he know what to do?
That Coca Cola/Mountain Dew joke❤
I didn't get the joke. Why ketamine?
@@thinkdesh9168because ketamine is very illegal and so it’s absurd. It’s funny because it’s absurd.
@@thinkdesh9168 It's also funny because Mountain Dew is so high in sugar, caffeine, and weird chemicals that adding drugs just seems like the next step for them.
I like the new quick looks at the back of the audiences heads to show that it's an actual audience 😂
They are flexing on Trump
I love the Lazyboy!! But the donuts took my breath!! 😂 Thank you Seth!!!
I'm sure the guy at the Bitcoin bar double checked if Trumps payment really processed because he knew once the phone was put away he would never see it again 🤣
This really feels like Trump is on his Farewell Tour and I'm living for it
That video clip of the convict paying for food with bit coin is hysterical. He’s so confused. It’s like a child having his parents teach them how to use a debit card.
I think it's more that the concept of paying for something is so foreign for him.
He's like his supporters, they don't pay for anything either.
trump going to Springfield will start a riot that is his intention
I heard from JD Vance's housekeeper that she keeps finding torn up donuts in the trash. "It's like he's been poking them with a tiny twig or something, it's so weird. And he keeps calling me Haitian even though I keep telling him that my family has been living in America since before the civil war."
As a Long Island resident... CAN COFIRM! 😂😂😂😂😂
Her book doesn't have any pictures 😂🤦😂🤦
Actually, I heard her book is 75% photos
Trump paying with bitcoin had a look on his face like my cat does when I try to feed him lettuce.
Seth you are the Best!!!
Wait.... tRump paid a bill ???
No that was a political gift to prump. $998.97!? What a convenient amount for prump to “pay.”
Don't worry, he used someone else's fake money, he's not about to break his tradition of unpaid bills.
Miss Sassy is Shady Vance‘s Secret service code name.
lol look at him scan it like he's at a Walmart self check out
He didn't read, but s'alright... she probably didn't write it.
Has it ever been proven that indeed he is capable of reading?
There's a banger MAD fold out idea in that rally jiggling incident.
We're going gloss over that the owner was wearing a jacket saying "Cash Only?"
With both the two guys at the bar, you can tell it didn't go through and they just said it did.
it so didn't go through
💯😂
5:00 in. Trump looks SO depressed he had to Pay for something.
The Urban Rat Summit sounds like a better place to meet nice people than that bit currency bar.
Actually, I thought that the Rat Summit was going to be hosted by Giuliani. He needs the money.😂
A Bitcoin themed bar. Thank God, a bar themed for something that has no inherent value, uses copious amounts of electricity to produce it's uselessness, and is used to take money from useful endeavors. Complete speculation, you can lose it all if you accidentally throw the flash drive away that you have it stored on, and is the new favorite vehicle of scammers. No wonder the burgers cost so much!
wow, you are so deeply brainwashed, why are the Democrat always spreading narratives like parrots, they are so convinced they know better even when they know nothing. You've been conditioned to spread their narrative, with people like you they don't even need bot farms.
They probably hoped you would disappear. 😂
Who wants to bet that cat pic Graphics chose for Miss Sassy is one of theirs?
This real life David Brent's tie is the living embodiement of Tex Avery's wolf's tongue...
A few dozen burgers for almost one thousand dollars!? The drugs are strong with Trump.
The censors of this digital dystopia don’t like my bad trump jokes so much that they gave me a warning for bullying. The irony is appalling.
Hey! I don't know if it's German, but i was introduced to Carcassone in Germany. It's a fun tile building game. You earn points by building castles, roads, and some other ways. Your boys would love it, Seth
I think settlers of catan is though.
@@jljordan1are they the same game? I never played settlers of Catan. I wasn't looking for German games, Seth mentioned German board games and since I played it in Germany, I brought up that it might be German.
@@jkap34 very different games. I recommend the hunter and gatherer version of Carcassone over the vanilla version - more intricate and better game play. Catan is very good with at least 3 players.
all 'em donuts gettin' glazed.
BY MICHAEL
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Finland mentioned TORILLE!
Jimmy Kimmels couch bit had JD Vance locked overnight in an IKEA furniture store. A store employee is relating the disturbing footage caught on security cameras...🤣🤣🤣
JD Vance semi-humanoid? You're being very generous there!
Edit: great segment, I think the neighbours heard me laughing!
you know....donuts with with extra glazed holes! Or whatever makes sense! XDXDXD
I bet he has trouble with paper currency as well. "Mel? Which one is the five? Mel?"
Trump walks into Springfield like _"I thought everyone was gonna be yellow! I wanted to go bowling with Homer! SAD!"_
"Where's Marge?!"
OMG TRUMP ACTUALLY PAID FOR SOMETHING. Who are we kidding? We know that he'll claim it back from campaign funds as 10 grand. 🤣🤣
I mean, it wasn't a lawyer.
The National Urban Rat Summit joke about staff cooperating with the FBI was awesome! 😂
"Yeah... first crypto transaction from a former president..."
-Bill Clinton, smirking a little.
Vinny Testaverda has the coolest name in football 😅
Gingrich showing up on Fox only proves Trump's toilet flushing problem, why is Newt still circling the bowl ?
They actually applauded when a bitcoin transaction worked . . . and then waited for a second confirmation 😂
The best thing was how surprised the guy sounded the second time.
"Oh... it did go through".
What makes me sick is that these guys say these baseless things at their "rallies" and the people in the crowd actually applaud and cheer. Disgusting.
Appearing on Wednesday’s (Sept 18, 2024) episode of Gutfeld!, Trump hit out at the ABC News’ debate’s moderators, arguing they “corrected everything I said practically.”
“They didn’t correct her once. (which is false.She was challenged on her flip-flops on fracking and a gun buy back program) And they corrected me, everything I said, practically. I think nine times or 11 times,” (It was 4 times).
“And the audience was absolutely- they went crazy,” he said.
--There WAS NO audience...🙄
The audience was the worms in what's left of whatever brains he ever had in the first place.
Thanks Iran! We owe you one.
Even if you're not weird and unpopular the second you are elected as NY Mayor - you instantly become both.
Miss Sassy sorta looks like trump. That’ll be trump’s new nickname “Miss Sassy “
I wonder if, when his parents dropped him off on the subway - did they pin a note and some cash to his lapel? We used to send kids to the store like this. My mother sent me to the store for cigarettes. 😂 It was a bad habit...
Is Dolt .45 referring to that 'special' Vance couch? Hey - there's an idea for them - the "My Couch Guy"....
She was just trying to celebrate the human form
Barnstorming? Corrections incoming
brilliant thank you xx
The way this doesn’t even phase me anymore I’m just like ah oh foreign interference from Iran? Yea of course that happened that’s exactly what I expect
So, Seth be fine talking about Iran & Russia, but Lebanon, G4z4 or Isrl? Never heard of those places.
Haha, one of the bitcoin guy's jacket says "Cash Only."
Wow , tRump actually paying a bill ! 😂😂
It was with bit coin, so he knew it was fake
JD: Don't worry about the cream filling I got that covered
Marlborough lights are called gold now because lights implied they were healthier. But try telling your uncle from long Island that.
So feel free to ignore this jackal.
Trump is an EX-President and only a fool would be spending their Bitcoin at this point in the 4 year cycle.
I am an older person....those guys look like 1970's porn stars😂😂😂😂
I heard JD Vance was just seen with an underage ottoman. I have it from a very reliable source from High Point, NC
It's great that the mayors of both towns don't want trump there.
"I haven't seen my pet in 24 hours. Only thing to do is to call my Senator and say my neighbors ate it." - JD Vance's conception of normal, believable behavior
If Frisbee ever does really go missing we all know to immediately track down Samburg 🐶😂
I imagine the Crypto bar originated as the pit where Shark Tank losers fell into when the trap door beneath them opened.
Can think of few things lamer than a bar themed around currency.
For the first time in history what trump said was true. Get out and vote blue! 💙
Had the same thought, Seth. Almost every cat owner has had one disappear for a time and show up later. So far I have not heard of anyone, except that lady in Springfield, just ASSUME someone ate it.
I thought the dirty rat summit was any river dumping ground.
Subway ousting having failed, his parents sent him off to military school.
Trump took a nap during that bitcoin transaction. That surprised look wasn't because it went through but him remembering where he was at.
I think he was trying to remember WHO he is.
I swear I already watched this.... How strong is this vape?
Please don't retire the 'roo-pee-doo, aah' clip before the election
900$ for a FEW DOZEN burgers? How much are they paying per burger???? FML
The Rat Summit signage makes the rats look very pretty. Actually, the entire poster is beautifully done. I wonder how much that cost?
We should really normalize relations with Iran at some point (again).
Miss Sassy's owner had Trump signs all over her lawn. I'd hide in the basement too if I was stuck in that household.😂
CORRECTION: JD is Desantis and Cruz's lovechild, obviously
They're all in the "cockroach-alien-wearing-poorly-fitting-human-skins" family. Zed, we got ourselves some bugs.
J D Vance has got Big Mouth written all over him.
The Mountain Dew joke should have read “fentanyl” where you read “Ketamine”. The people who drink Mountain Dew tend to be opioid addicts, and they buy street drugs laced with fentanyl, whereas people who drink kombucha can and do pay for Ketamine. Just sayin’…
Well.. Mountain Dew DECLARED the ketamine, anyway.
Its says 1 hr ago but i saw this one 7 hrs ago...
The subway bit needs to be a short!!!! Wait!!! Why do you have no shorts?!!?!?!?!?
Wait… they know what gutters are? Can we have some continuity here please?
Ah….the famous “2-week rule”…2 weeks for health care bill, 2 weeks for infrastructure bill, 2 weeks for Covid to disappear…..does anyone else sense a trend of “never gonna happen” here??💙
So Give Donald Trump the keys to US intelligence... It is not like he would let a couple of fast talking schemers clone his phone .. right in front of his eyes. Ta Dah !!
The surprise at the transaction going through is great. Because you know he expected it not to. Not because crypto sucks (though it does) but because Trump doesn't pay his bills.
National urban rat summit in NYC and then a Long Island Trump rally. Seth assumes we know the segue connection.
And checking out at the bar is controlled by a team of Russian hackers who are holding your computer hostage.