Iranian Hackers Sent Stolen Trump Campaign Information to Biden

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  • Seth addresses a woman flashing the crowd at Trump's Long Island rally, Iranian hackers sending stolen Trump information to Biden associates and more in his monologue for Thursday, September 19, before taking a closer look at Trump and JD Vance refusing to let go of their racist lies about Haitian immigrants eating pets.
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  • @auberthere3737
    @auberthere3737 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +135

    I'm not surprised the only time Trump has started paying for food for his supporters is with Bitcoin an imaginary money.

    • @Elwaves2925
      @Elwaves2925 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

      I love how they weren't even sure if it went through.

    • @Bynggo
      @Bynggo ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +15

      What’s the bet he puts that in as a tax deduction

    • @orijimi
      @orijimi ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Okay, let's not start with that baseless argument. Bitcoin is only as imaginary as any other financial instrument. The thing to assail about it is that the fundamental mechanism that it operates on is inefficient and stupid to its core.

    • @CarpeUniversum
      @CarpeUniversum ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@orijimithank you

    • @orijimi
      @orijimi ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@CarpeUniversum Heh. My comment got wiped. First time I've seen that happen and had a reply to show that it ever existed.

  • @JanisOnTheFarmette
    @JanisOnTheFarmette 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +115

    According to The Wall Street Journal, Anna Kilgore apologized to her Haitian neighbors - who she helped put in extreme danger with her unfounded claim - while wearing a Trump hat and shirt. 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @o.b.7217
      @o.b.7217 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +40

      Had she not filed a police report, accusing her Haitian neighbors of not only stealing, but also eating her cat, she would have had nothing to apologize for.
      But I guess, NOT blaming innocent people, was never an option.

    • @danmac-d7w
      @danmac-d7w ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      yup i noticed the hat as well

    • @JoybuzzerX
      @JoybuzzerX ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@@o.b.7217 Blaming innocent people is what the masses do.

    • @BKT42
      @BKT42 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

      Erika Lee also said she made the whole story up when she posted it on Facebook.
      She has since deleted her post.

    • @sugaronmychurro
      @sugaronmychurro ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      ​@@BKT42
      Law suite by the ACLU.

  • @leannevandekew1996
    @leannevandekew1996 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +115

    If Trump Senior has 5 kids by 3 wives and is traveling south at 50 mph, and Trump Junior has 5 kids by one wife and is traveling west at 40 mph, how many criminal enterprises until the 2 men meet in prison?

    • @deborahwilson4684
      @deborahwilson4684 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @leanne I know a lot of wonderful psychologists. Please seek help ASAP! Wouldn't treat u myself! Or-- surprise us-- print an ORIGINAL thought-- just once!

    • @douglasbillington8521
      @douglasbillington8521 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +27

      ​@@deborahwilson4684aw, red hat get triggered?

    • @bradleyheck7204
      @bradleyheck7204 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +30

      @@deborahwilson4684 Are they the BEST psychologists? Big, strong psycholgists with tears in their eyes saying "Sir, that was the LEAST DEMENTED cognitive function test ressult they ever saw?"

    • @cdes68
      @cdes68 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      At least a melope.

    • @Mokrator
      @Mokrator 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      if trump learns bitcoin to hide some adult moviestar payments to brag about his genius later with a photo how he did it as he is a crypto AI wind-power specialist?

  • @stephenrioux6821
    @stephenrioux6821 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +42

    The Bit-coin manager's reaction was priceless: "Wow! It went through1"
    All of New York City knows only a brave man that takes a check from Donald Trump.

    • @t.n.-js6ei
      @t.n.-js6ei 33 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +2

      I too would have been surprised that he actually paid his bill without being handed the money from someone else.
      I wonder what would have occurred if it didn't go through.

  • @TheSocratease
    @TheSocratease 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +89

    "Just make sure the donuts have holes", with a glazed look in his eyes.

    • @MelodyMaly
      @MelodyMaly 53 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      And their all cream filled.

    • @sub-jec-tiv
      @sub-jec-tiv 51 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +3

      Totally not posting a “glazed” joke

    • @MelodyMaly
      @MelodyMaly 48 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      I thought Biden was to Blame for the wars and immigration. Problems.
      Now every single Trump bitched about Biden.
      He didn't even bother changing any accusations.
      Just replaced Biden for Kamala. Word for Word. Just like how Melania plagiarized Michelle Obamas Speech Word for Word.
      Except Melania, had no idea what most of the words meant.

    • @curiousnerdkitteh
      @curiousnerdkitteh 39 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

      Love the "glazed" lol.

    • @zaaz1471
      @zaaz1471 7 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      the donuts just have to have a hole.. he'll add the "glaze"...

  • @thomasgoertz
    @thomasgoertz 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +38

    That was not Trump paying, it wasn't even DJTs phone!

    • @promeitheus
      @promeitheus 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

      Yes. How convenient the bill was $998.97. Sounds more like a donation to prump

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +96

    Seth, even though you didn't win any Emmys this year, you did receive the great honor of not being endorsed by anyone. Congrats!

    • @elizabethfraser7218
      @elizabethfraser7218 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      I endorse Seth

    • @erikg8526
      @erikg8526 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@elizabethfraser7218 As do I!

    • @Morepanthers
      @Morepanthers 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      ​@@elizabethfraser7218 why would you take that honor of no endorsements away!? 😂

    • @Peter_Cordes
      @Peter_Cordes ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Morepanthers - I'd assume unions would typically lean towards the Democratic party, so *not* endorsing either presidential candidate could be taken as a swing towards Republicans (not necessarily past the mid-way point, just less far towards Democrats.)
      Especially if the same union had endorsed dems in past elections. I have no idea if that's the case or not. If not, it's just Trump's usual non-sequitur claims.

    • @elizabethfraser7218
      @elizabethfraser7218 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@Morepanthers it’s Schrödinger’s endorsement. An honour to get it unless you don’t get it and then it’s an honour to not get it.

  • @MrEyelovephoto
    @MrEyelovephoto 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +39

    Miss Sassy impression 😂❤

  • @sophiaestella5611
    @sophiaestella5611 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +26

    Hey J.D, how's thing with the couch ?
    "Sofa... sooo good"

    • @MelodyMaly
      @MelodyMaly 43 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

      I hate to see how Vance gets comfortable on a love seat. Yuck
      Vance won't even defend his wife.
      But I bet he would defend that couch.

    • @BennettKunert
      @BennettKunert 27 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +2

      To JD Vance all couches are Love Seats.

    • @sophiaestella5611
      @sophiaestella5611 4 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      @@MelodyMaly I'm starting to think that his "devotion" to comfortable furniture came from a misspelling of couch... as cooch ? He's not the brightest candle in the packet...

  • @ryanlueth1510
    @ryanlueth1510 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +35

    It's weird he said "out of the couch" and not off the couch. He's been spending too much time with Vance.

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

      pullout couch definitely means something else to Vance.

    • @feminist5641
      @feminist5641 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Everything about him is weird and off putting. I wish everyone would stop paying attention to the orange clown

    • @Bob-en1ge
      @Bob-en1ge ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@markmac2206ya, the pull out is the only couch anyone should sit on at Vance's house. You don't want to reach between the cushions looking for your keys with his other couch.

    • @bethnorrod5942
      @bethnorrod5942 55 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@markmac2206that's good😂😂

    • @rabblewolf4851
      @rabblewolf4851 15 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@markmac2206
      He goes for a Futon when feeling kinky.

  • @mr.pringle8466
    @mr.pringle8466 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +46

    Totally missed a chance to call Mount. Dew with Ketamine... K-Pop?

    • @davidarbogast37
      @davidarbogast37 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Nah, then you'd get the alarmist right-wing pearl-clutchers claiming that K-Pop leads to and also promotes drug abuse.

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Dew-key

    • @diogeneslamp8004
      @diogeneslamp8004 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      You both have a future in marketing.

    • @spencertwoeightyz3383
      @spencertwoeightyz3383 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Dew-Key Pop

  • @davidarbogast37
    @davidarbogast37 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +38

    Trump bumbling through that transaction to the point that people had to do the work for him is remarkable commentary on his "presidency".

    • @Stoicisbetter
      @Stoicisbetter ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

      He NEVER pays for stuff. How would he know what to do?

  • @jeffreytowles3128
    @jeffreytowles3128 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +19

    That Coca Cola/Mountain Dew joke❤

    • @thinkdesh9168
      @thinkdesh9168 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I didn't get the joke. Why ketamine?

    • @Spaghettaboutit
      @Spaghettaboutit 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@thinkdesh9168because ketamine is very illegal and so it’s absurd. It’s funny because it’s absurd.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@thinkdesh9168 It's also funny because Mountain Dew is so high in sugar, caffeine, and weird chemicals that adding drugs just seems like the next step for them.

  • @AdrianFlipflop
    @AdrianFlipflop 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

    I like the new quick looks at the back of the audiences heads to show that it's an actual audience 😂

    • @uninstaller2860
      @uninstaller2860 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      They are flexing on Trump

  • @NickiCaldwell-qj9gk
    @NickiCaldwell-qj9gk ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

    I love the Lazyboy!! But the donuts took my breath!! 😂 Thank you Seth!!!

  • @FDS3rd
    @FDS3rd 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +14

    I'm sure the guy at the Bitcoin bar double checked if Trumps payment really processed because he knew once the phone was put away he would never see it again 🤣

  • @kobold_sushi_executive_chef
    @kobold_sushi_executive_chef 59 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +8

    This really feels like Trump is on his Farewell Tour and I'm living for it

  • @Melo7849
    @Melo7849 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

    That video clip of the convict paying for food with bit coin is hysterical. He’s so confused. It’s like a child having his parents teach them how to use a debit card.

    • @JohnClark-tt2bl
      @JohnClark-tt2bl ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      I think it's more that the concept of paying for something is so foreign for him.

    • @topogigio7031
      @topogigio7031 36 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      He's like his supporters, they don't pay for anything either.

  • @goonigoogoo5868
    @goonigoogoo5868 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

    trump going to Springfield will start a riot that is his intention

  • @Sylfa
    @Sylfa 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    I heard from JD Vance's housekeeper that she keeps finding torn up donuts in the trash. "It's like he's been poking them with a tiny twig or something, it's so weird. And he keeps calling me Haitian even though I keep telling him that my family has been living in America since before the civil war."

  • @jenniferh8148
    @jenniferh8148 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    As a Long Island resident... CAN COFIRM! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wadestclair249
    @wadestclair249 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

    Her book doesn't have any pictures 😂🤦😂🤦

    • @MarcDionne-d2x
      @MarcDionne-d2x 8 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      Actually, I heard her book is 75% photos

  • @debramiller8950
    @debramiller8950 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +15

    Trump paying with bitcoin had a look on his face like my cat does when I try to feed him lettuce.

  • @elliotbrent
    @elliotbrent 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +36

    Seth you are the Best!!!

  • @xaero76
    @xaero76 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

    Wait.... tRump paid a bill ???

    • @promeitheus
      @promeitheus 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      No that was a political gift to prump. $998.97!? What a convenient amount for prump to “pay.”

    • @alfje5492
      @alfje5492 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Don't worry, he used someone else's fake money, he's not about to break his tradition of unpaid bills.

  • @Christophe_derBerge-op9zh
    @Christophe_derBerge-op9zh ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

    Miss Sassy is Shady Vance‘s Secret service code name.

  • @FattSolo
    @FattSolo 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

    lol look at him scan it like he's at a Walmart self check out

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

    He didn't read, but s'alright... she probably didn't write it.

    • @t.n.-js6ei
      @t.n.-js6ei 28 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

      Has it ever been proven that indeed he is capable of reading?

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

    There's a banger MAD fold out idea in that rally jiggling incident.

  • @BurnoutsAndRotorblades
    @BurnoutsAndRotorblades 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    We're going gloss over that the owner was wearing a jacket saying "Cash Only?"

  • @compscilaw
    @compscilaw 44 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +4

    With both the two guys at the bar, you can tell it didn't go through and they just said it did.

  • @thoughtgale
    @thoughtgale 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

    it so didn't go through

    • @BenBenn-yo8if
      @BenBenn-yo8if ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      💯😂

  • @AaronHahnStudios
    @AaronHahnStudios 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +26

    5:00 in. Trump looks SO depressed he had to Pay for something.

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    The Urban Rat Summit sounds like a better place to meet nice people than that bit currency bar.

    • @charlespeakjr2168
      @charlespeakjr2168 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Actually, I thought that the Rat Summit was going to be hosted by Giuliani. He needs the money.😂

  • @ihatetoshiba
    @ihatetoshiba 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

    A Bitcoin themed bar. Thank God, a bar themed for something that has no inherent value, uses copious amounts of electricity to produce it's uselessness, and is used to take money from useful endeavors. Complete speculation, you can lose it all if you accidentally throw the flash drive away that you have it stored on, and is the new favorite vehicle of scammers. No wonder the burgers cost so much!

    • @b6234
      @b6234 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      wow, you are so deeply brainwashed, why are the Democrat always spreading narratives like parrots, they are so convinced they know better even when they know nothing. You've been conditioned to spread their narrative, with people like you they don't even need bot farms.

  • @PhoenixMcGinnis
    @PhoenixMcGinnis 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    They probably hoped you would disappear. 😂

  • @Kovacs343
    @Kovacs343 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    Who wants to bet that cat pic Graphics chose for Miss Sassy is one of theirs?

  • @ji7897
    @ji7897 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    This real life David Brent's tie is the living embodiement of Tex Avery's wolf's tongue...

  • @LunaryxDiarmait
    @LunaryxDiarmait ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    A few dozen burgers for almost one thousand dollars!? The drugs are strong with Trump.

  • @olorin4317
    @olorin4317 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    The censors of this digital dystopia don’t like my bad trump jokes so much that they gave me a warning for bullying. The irony is appalling.

  • @jkap34
    @jkap34 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

    Hey! I don't know if it's German, but i was introduced to Carcassone in Germany. It's a fun tile building game. You earn points by building castles, roads, and some other ways. Your boys would love it, Seth

    • @jljordan1
      @jljordan1 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I think settlers of catan is though.

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​​@@jljordan1are they the same game? I never played settlers of Catan. I wasn't looking for German games, Seth mentioned German board games and since I played it in Germany, I brought up that it might be German.

    • @FredBlogs-j7j
      @FredBlogs-j7j ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@jkap34 very different games. I recommend the hunter and gatherer version of Carcassone over the vanilla version - more intricate and better game play. Catan is very good with at least 3 players.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    all 'em donuts gettin' glazed.

  • @sandejunior
    @sandejunior ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    Finland mentioned TORILLE!

  • @rusethorcain
    @rusethorcain ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Jimmy Kimmels couch bit had JD Vance locked overnight in an IKEA furniture store. A store employee is relating the disturbing footage caught on security cameras...🤣🤣🤣

  • @gaiaiulia
    @gaiaiulia 58 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

    JD Vance semi-humanoid? You're being very generous there!
    Edit: great segment, I think the neighbours heard me laughing!

  • @mcst6969
    @mcst6969 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    you know....donuts with with extra glazed holes! Or whatever makes sense! XDXDXD

  • @theITGuy-no3nt
    @theITGuy-no3nt ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    I bet he has trouble with paper currency as well. "Mel? Which one is the five? Mel?"

  • @AstraVex
    @AstraVex 3 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

    Trump walks into Springfield like _"I thought everyone was gonna be yellow! I wanted to go bowling with Homer! SAD!"_

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller 2 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      "Where's Marge?!"

  • @nangma07
    @nangma07 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    OMG TRUMP ACTUALLY PAID FOR SOMETHING. Who are we kidding? We know that he'll claim it back from campaign funds as 10 grand. 🤣🤣

    • @freebobafett
      @freebobafett 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I mean, it wasn't a lawyer.

  • @kristinnelson-patel442
    @kristinnelson-patel442 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    The National Urban Rat Summit joke about staff cooperating with the FBI was awesome! 😂

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    "Yeah... first crypto transaction from a former president..."
    -Bill Clinton, smirking a little.

  • @patriciamurfitt4590
    @patriciamurfitt4590 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Vinny Testaverda has the coolest name in football 😅

  • @GrimJerr
    @GrimJerr ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Gingrich showing up on Fox only proves Trump's toilet flushing problem, why is Newt still circling the bowl ?

  • @natbretagne7220
    @natbretagne7220 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    They actually applauded when a bitcoin transaction worked . . . and then waited for a second confirmation 😂

    • @capitalknockers666
      @capitalknockers666 49 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

      The best thing was how surprised the guy sounded the second time.
      "Oh... it did go through".

  • @kdtheii
    @kdtheii 21 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

    What makes me sick is that these guys say these baseless things at their "rallies" and the people in the crowd actually applaud and cheer. Disgusting.

  • @TheUluxian
    @TheUluxian ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    Appearing on Wednesday’s (Sept 18, 2024) episode of Gutfeld!, Trump hit out at the ABC News’ debate’s moderators, arguing they “corrected everything I said practically.”
    “They didn’t correct her once. (which is false.She was challenged on her flip-flops on fracking and a gun buy back program) And they corrected me, everything I said, practically. I think nine times or 11 times,” (It was 4 times).
    “And the audience was absolutely- they went crazy,” he said.
    --There WAS NO audience...🙄

    • @t.n.-js6ei
      @t.n.-js6ei 25 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      The audience was the worms in what's left of whatever brains he ever had in the first place.

  • @equestanton1017
    @equestanton1017 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Thanks Iran! We owe you one.

  • @SamLowryDZ-015
    @SamLowryDZ-015 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Even if you're not weird and unpopular the second you are elected as NY Mayor - you instantly become both.

  • @AlH1257
    @AlH1257 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Miss Sassy sorta looks like trump. That’ll be trump’s new nickname “Miss Sassy “

  • @rusethorcain
    @rusethorcain 58 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

    I wonder if, when his parents dropped him off on the subway - did they pin a note and some cash to his lapel? We used to send kids to the store like this. My mother sent me to the store for cigarettes. 😂 It was a bad habit...

  • @daveroche6522
    @daveroche6522 46 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

    Is Dolt .45 referring to that 'special' Vance couch? Hey - there's an idea for them - the "My Couch Guy"....

  • @JasonIversen
    @JasonIversen 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    She was just trying to celebrate the human form

  • @harrytoms90
    @harrytoms90 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Barnstorming? Corrections incoming

  • @mandyware7906
    @mandyware7906 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    brilliant thank you xx

  • @placefantasy1821
    @placefantasy1821 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    The way this doesn’t even phase me anymore I’m just like ah oh foreign interference from Iran? Yea of course that happened that’s exactly what I expect

    • @BenBenn-yo8if
      @BenBenn-yo8if ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      So, Seth be fine talking about Iran & Russia, but Lebanon, G4z4 or Isrl? Never heard of those places.

  • @victorsubido
    @victorsubido ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Haha, one of the bitcoin guy's jacket says "Cash Only."

  • @jclay6680
    @jclay6680 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    Wow , tRump actually paying a bill ! 😂😂

    • @JoybuzzerX
      @JoybuzzerX ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      It was with bit coin, so he knew it was fake

  • @wendellmarthers3519
    @wendellmarthers3519 10 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    JD: Don't worry about the cream filling I got that covered

  • @D3ADBOY
    @D3ADBOY 39 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

    Marlborough lights are called gold now because lights implied they were healthier. But try telling your uncle from long Island that.
    So feel free to ignore this jackal.

  • @Arational
    @Arational ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Trump is an EX-President and only a fool would be spending their Bitcoin at this point in the 4 year cycle.

  • @TheDimonddoll2001
    @TheDimonddoll2001 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    I am an older person....those guys look like 1970's porn stars😂😂😂😂

  • @graysonmiller8195
    @graysonmiller8195 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    I heard JD Vance was just seen with an underage ottoman. I have it from a very reliable source from High Point, NC

  • @Stoicisbetter
    @Stoicisbetter ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    It's great that the mayors of both towns don't want trump there.

  • @smilingkevin
    @smilingkevin 18 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    "I haven't seen my pet in 24 hours. Only thing to do is to call my Senator and say my neighbors ate it." - JD Vance's conception of normal, believable behavior

  • @andi.4pf
    @andi.4pf 19 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    If Frisbee ever does really go missing we all know to immediately track down Samburg 🐶😂

  • @blogwiser
    @blogwiser 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    I imagine the Crypto bar originated as the pit where Shark Tank losers fell into when the trap door beneath them opened.

  • @camilovillamizar6171
    @camilovillamizar6171 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Can think of few things lamer than a bar themed around currency.

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick5001 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    For the first time in history what trump said was true. Get out and vote blue! 💙

  • @KathrynTanner-t8f
    @KathrynTanner-t8f 43 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Had the same thought, Seth. Almost every cat owner has had one disappear for a time and show up later. So far I have not heard of anyone, except that lady in Springfield, just ASSUME someone ate it.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    I thought the dirty rat summit was any river dumping ground.

  • @Kate-ui5kc
    @Kate-ui5kc ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Subway ousting having failed, his parents sent him off to military school.

  • @george2916
    @george2916 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Trump took a nap during that bitcoin transaction. That surprised look wasn't because it went through but him remembering where he was at.

    • @t.n.-js6ei
      @t.n.-js6ei 20 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      I think he was trying to remember WHO he is.

  • @dhotnessmcawesome9747
    @dhotnessmcawesome9747 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

    I swear I already watched this.... How strong is this vape?

  • @karolinawww6834
    @karolinawww6834 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Please don't retire the 'roo-pee-doo, aah' clip before the election

  • @IAmWBeard
    @IAmWBeard 39 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    900$ for a FEW DOZEN burgers? How much are they paying per burger???? FML

  • @philoctetes_wordsworth
    @philoctetes_wordsworth 7 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    The Rat Summit signage makes the rats look very pretty. Actually, the entire poster is beautifully done. I wonder how much that cost?

  • @Piratewaffle43
    @Piratewaffle43 24 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

    We should really normalize relations with Iran at some point (again).

  • @herstoryswitness
    @herstoryswitness 32 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Miss Sassy's owner had Trump signs all over her lawn. I'd hide in the basement too if I was stuck in that household.😂

  • @oldanduncouth
    @oldanduncouth ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    CORRECTION: JD is Desantis and Cruz's lovechild, obviously

    • @thomasdjonesn
      @thomasdjonesn 42 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

      They're all in the "cockroach-alien-wearing-poorly-fitting-human-skins" family. Zed, we got ourselves some bugs.

  • @RTXBRINGER
    @RTXBRINGER ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    J D Vance has got Big Mouth written all over him.

  • @philoctetes_wordsworth
    @philoctetes_wordsworth 3 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

    The Mountain Dew joke should have read “fentanyl” where you read “Ketamine”. The people who drink Mountain Dew tend to be opioid addicts, and they buy street drugs laced with fentanyl, whereas people who drink kombucha can and do pay for Ketamine. Just sayin’…

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Well.. Mountain Dew DECLARED the ketamine, anyway.

  • @noname-by3qz
    @noname-by3qz ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Its says 1 hr ago but i saw this one 7 hrs ago...

  • @princessluna888
    @princessluna888 59 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    The subway bit needs to be a short!!!! Wait!!! Why do you have no shorts?!!?!?!?!?

  • @D-S-9
    @D-S-9 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Wait… they know what gutters are? Can we have some continuity here please?

  • @claudiamiller7730
    @claudiamiller7730 14 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Ah….the famous “2-week rule”…2 weeks for health care bill, 2 weeks for infrastructure bill, 2 weeks for Covid to disappear…..does anyone else sense a trend of “never gonna happen” here??💙

  • @donofon1014
    @donofon1014 49 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

    So Give Donald Trump the keys to US intelligence... It is not like he would let a couple of fast talking schemers clone his phone .. right in front of his eyes. Ta Dah !!

  • @thenerdgirl1
    @thenerdgirl1 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    The surprise at the transaction going through is great. Because you know he expected it not to. Not because crypto sucks (though it does) but because Trump doesn't pay his bills.

  • @kennyn1992
    @kennyn1992 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    National urban rat summit in NYC and then a Long Island Trump rally. Seth assumes we know the segue connection.

  • @bmeclipse
    @bmeclipse 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    And checking out at the bar is controlled by a team of Russian hackers who are holding your computer hostage.