when I was growing up I got all TV time taken away for months after "talking back" if that was my parent, I would have been grounded for 3 years. (one of my siblings was grounded for a year after getting detention once)
7:00 fun fact, an eclipse ended a 6 year war because to them "the sun just disappeared" so both sides of the war just made peace because they thought the gods were mad at them so the gods took their sun. when in reality the sun was behind the moon.
when I was younger, me and my brother didn't know what pollination was, so we thought flowers straight up tasted like honey. They did not, and when my mom came in to me and my brother eating 2 flowers each from our front yard, she said how it tasted and we said and i quote: "Like a flower" and proceeded to go eat something that would rid ourselves of the taste. (lol)
@@josetheyoutuberonce my mom took away chocolate when i was 4 and i planned to take all her money but it was behind a thick layer of glass it needed a key and i broke it but uhh yeah i agree with you if a 4 year old me did that
When I was younger, I spent like 4 days building a lego set. My 8 year old cousin destroyed the whole thing. Me being a dumbass, I shot him with those nerf rival guns a bunch of times. My parents grounded me for 6 months.
Actually, 6:58 , yes, that did happen in ancient times. The Battle of the Eclipse was a very long war in modern-day Turkey between two kingdoms that was unlikely to end any time soon, until there was a solar eclipse and all of the soldiers just stopped fughting because they were so scared.
When i was a kid, i woke up to no one in the house so i wnet to "investigate" and found a "strange" machinery (the one you use to get cement) and unknown to me it had rat poison inside, instead of leaving it alone i ate the "special potion". Thankfully not being enough to kill me
The pictures of things in people's rooms being destroyed by kids is why I never let kids into my room unless they have permission when they're visiting
@@LuckyBoi11For real I had one of my wooden decors broken by one that was let in with a hand saw for some reason and the baby was like 2 and didn't know durability💀
When I was much younger, I stuck my hand on an old treadmill because it felt good, and my hands slipped off and actually got sanded off. So pretty stupid
@@Quiet_Jay_C one of the guys deleted their comment. Sorry I saw ur channel and saw that ur channel doesn’t have much English. But if you want to know what they said, “ah yes coffe” which was ur error. Again I’m sorry
When I was 6 years old,I went to a children's event at a church.they talked about letters in the alphabet and I raised my hand to ask a question. (in Germany we don't just simply raise our hand we have to raise our hand with our pointing finger up)I was a stupid child and i didn't know how to,so I just kept showing the middle finger until my friend who's older than me stopped me and the teacher said something about it,but I kept doing it.😂😂😂
Around 6:10 I love that you mentioned geese at a pond like that, reminds me that when I was younger I grabbed goose by it's neck and was dangling it, yelling out to my mom, "Mommy look what I have!"
1:03 The reason the gorilla did that is cause pounding their chest is their way of saying that they want to fight. So the girl was telling the gorilla to square up
I had a collection of drawing books and sketch books along with clay models. I have a little sister (5) who is shy usually but of her cousins of around the same age come, she does the most maniacal things to impress them and tags them along aswell. She smashed all my clay sculptures (they werent that big) and was in the drawing-on-everything spirit, and big brothers books of drawings were good enough. Thats how i lost 4 years of work in one day. Now i just hide everything in out-of-reach places and only bring them out so show family members.
5:20 i really like how the kid is screaming ''excuse me'', for me it shows he has manners and is polite, screaming ''excuse me'' as if he hurt the duckies somehow. If a bunch of duckies apporached me, 1 would go missing. Not dead, but rather... a new pet! legal or not...
When I was a toddler my mom left coffee on the table and when she wasn't looking I drank some put it exactly the way it was but lol my mom saw me with a tiny mustache running away lolz 😂😆
3:15 one time when I was in kindergarten me and my friend dug a hole all the way under the fence crawled through it and then realized we didn’t know how to get home so we went back in, this was planned over 2 weeks
when i was a child, i threw rocks at my dads new truck when i was a child, i threw a chair down the stairs when i was a child, i almost set the house on fire (3 TIMES AND STORY AT 10 LIKES) when i was a child, i almost broke my thumb because my brother shut the DAMN DOOR AND MY THUMB WAS IN IT (STORYTIME OF ME AS A DUMB CHILD BURNING THE HOUSE DOWN ♥ ❤) first time i almost burnt the house down: i asked my dad if i could make Nutella. he didn’t answer, so i did it myselft by putting chocolate chips in a BOILING POT and put it in the MICROWAVE for god knows how long. I heard scraping noises coming from the microwave (it was the boiling pot making sparts bc it was hitting the microwave wall) and instead of doing something about it, i ran to the couch crying because i didnt know what to do. my dad stopped it. (END OF FIRST TIME) Second: I ripped 2 pancakes in half (the small ones) and put it in the toaster. When it popped up, i couldn’t get the pancakes out. so the dumb child i was, i grabbed a fork and put it in the toaster. My step mom stopped me before i could do any serious damage. (END OF SECOND STORY) Third story: (btw this is my favorite one to tell!) It was a school night. 5 am. I went downstairs and put a waffle in the toaster. I sat down on my couch to watch tv. 2 hours pass, and i somehow don’t notice all of the smoke all over the house. …and the fire alarm goes off a minute later. (don’t forget this was a school night ) my mom and my brother both wake up. If my brother didn’t unplug the toaster, this comment wouldn’t have been possible. (THANK YOU CHRISTIAN *my brothers name*) Anyway, we put the toaster outside to let it cool. When i came back from school it was fine to touch. I tried to get the waffle out of the toaster, but it turned into LITERAL ASH and it was blacker then the night sky. (END OF THIRD STORY) (tysm for reading my dumb ways to die based off my experiences as a stupid child)
When i was a child, i ran off from my dad coming back from nursery and these two strangers asked me where my dad was and i said “He turned into a black dot” When i was a child, I would find it fun to run across roads when cars were coming and my pregnant mother would be crying on one side and i would be laughing on the other. When i was a child, i had no fears and I would put my arm in wild animals mouths for no reason. When i was a child, i badly hurt my knee but went to my sports club anyway bc i thought there was a match… there wasn’t and i paralysed my knee for 2 weeks =_=. Also how on earth did you almost burn down your house 3 times?!
first time i almost burnt the house down: i asked my dad if i could make Nutella. he didn’t answer, so i did it myselft by putting chocolate chips in a BOILING POT and put it in the MICROWAVE for god knows how long. I heard scraping noises coming from the microwave (it was the boiling pot making sparts bc it was hitting the microwave wall) and instead of doing something about it, i ran to the couch crying because i didnt know what to do. my dad stopped it. (END OF FIRST TIME) Second: I ripped 2 pancakes in half (the small ones) and put it in the toaster. When it popped up, i couldn’t get the pancakes out. so the dumb child i was, i grabbed a fork and put it in the toaster. My step mom stopped me before i could do any serious damage. (END OF SECOND STORY) Third story: (btw this is my favorite one to tell!) It was a school night. 5 am. I went downstairs and put a waffle in the toaster. I sat down on my couch to watch tv. 2 hours pass, and i somehow don’t notice all of the smoke all over the house. …and the fire alarm goes off a minute later. (don’t forget this was a school night 💀) my mom and my brother both wake up. If my brother didn’t unplug the toaster, this comment wouldn’t have been possible. (THANK YOU CHRISTIAN *my brothers name*) Anyway, we put the toaster outside to let it cool. When i came back from school it was fine to touch. I tried to get the waffle out of the toaster, but it turned into LITERAL ASH and it was blacker then the night sky. (END OF THIRD STORY) (tysm for reading my dumb ways to die based off my experiences as a stupid child)
Toasters are horrific. Once when i was liek 9 I went to make toast, but the toaster malfunctioned and didnt pop the toast out and just kept cooking. The whole house was full of smoke and we needed a new toaster.
@@Mangsterade hey guys quandale dinguel here my goofy ahh dad died at the age of 69 do to being hit in the back of the head with a rhinoceros horn because he was watching a where’s Waldo book
Hello, I am the individual who consumed my mother's medication. I am grateful that you viewed and included my video in your content. Unfortunately, this has resulted in my friends discussing and teasing me about the incident, referring to me as someone who consumes their mother's pills.
If this comment gets ten likes, I’ll do absolutely nothing Edit: Thanks for 200 likes. As promised, I will do nothing. x20? New edit thingy, 400 LIKES!!! Thanks, still doing as I said by being lazy af. Edity edit: I yeeted myself out the window. 600 Aight so I’m back, uh thanks for the likes I guess… 800
As a child, i am very sorry and on childrens behalf will therefore facepalm myslef 10 times beacause... DESTRUCTION IS ALL WE CHILDREN KNOW!! (And being stupid. Seriously what is wrong with these kids?!?)
4:49 That reminds me at thanksgiving some kid came into my room and destroyed my Lego landline phone. It was a simple build but I was thoroughly annoyed. I have experienced worse
@@skootergirl22 no thankfully almost everyone in my family is actually a civilized so their mother was super apologetic. I kinda had to accept it because it probably would’ve been rude or something not to. If they did say that though, they have no guarantee I wouldn’t go off on them.
I once had my four year old cousin disassemble my Harry Potter Lego set and eat a piece. he got in no trouble because “he doesn’t know better, he’s only four.”
When I was a kid my teacher had to do an operation and she said they would do it while your sleeping and I couldn’t sleep because I thought a doctor was gonna sneak into my room and operate on me while I’m sleeping.😂
I was nine and I was at my cousin's birthday party and my aunt got my cousin ( I'll just call him j) a bounce house. And I was in the bounce house and one of the kids drop kicked me also my eyeball was hurt by that same kid
When I was younger, I was at my grandmas house I grabed a bin and I slid down the stairs. I skipped six steps, and I hit the ground with my head first 😂😂😂
4:00 i feel so bad for that guy, as somebody who builds gundams and lego and all of that I would feel heartbroken and infuriated if anybody destroyed my stuff
If this gets 100 likes, ill go up to my crush, then ill say hi, and ill give him a note (technically confessing) Edit: I confessed, he likes me back😝😝😝😝
when I was younger I really had to pee but for some reason I didn't feel like going inside to do my business, so I peed in the alley with my friend peeing right next to me. But unfortunately we were in plain sight so my dad sees me and yells, "Jacob!!!" I cannot explain in word how fast I ran down the alley zipping my pants up laughing like crazy at my friend who mindlessly just kept peeing unfazed🤣🤣🤣
My 7 year old brother and me always lived in the country, him and my mum went into the city to get his adenoids removed and we ran of crying because of a "scary noise", it was an icecream truck
When I was a kid there was this one guy in my year who would always pretend he had the latest unreleased console, I remember him saying he had an Xbox 2 and 3 and played "Minecraft 2" on it He told me if I brought it then it would "take a whole year to arive". My gullible ass believed all of it.
If this comment gets 10 likes, I’ll confess to my crush. EDIT: I wan originally going to, but recent evidence says she is to old for me, sad. But thank you for the support, I hate when people use the “I’ll get in push-up for Avery like I give” bc. I apologize
Here is a short story: One day when I was little, me and my family went on vacation so, when I was brushing my teeth I put some wierd green paste on my toothbrush, so I walked up to my mum and said "Hey, Mom this toothpaste looks wierd! Is this even toothpaste?" My mum just burst out laughing saying it was face mask. Luckily I havent brushed my teeth WITH FACE MASK so its fine, but dang that was close...
i collect legos(still a minor so cant do much about it) and my parents will only let me have a curtain as a door. my brothers are reckless i have so many sets that have been destroyed years ago and i dont want to put them back together only for them to get destroyed again. so fun stuff
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That kid getting chased by ducklings displayed how phobias are made.
bro was so terrified he forgot the scooter he was using existed
bro literally has anatidaephobia
The fear of ducks @@aleahmiskell1449
8:28 pov u fell asleep on slide
@@zakpearce9035 pov: you fell asleep and this is where your friends put you
That kid that broke 35k worth of figures better be punished good-
FR
I would hate to be the guy. Good for him for making them pay him back though
"you get your ipad taken away for 1 week."
when I was growing up I got all TV time taken away for months after "talking back"
if that was my parent, I would have been grounded for 3 years. (one of my siblings was grounded for a year after getting detention once)
Go animate types of punishment
7:00 fun fact, an eclipse ended a 6 year war because to them "the sun just disappeared" so both sides of the war just made peace because they thought the gods were mad at them so the gods took their sun. when in reality the sun was behind the moon.
whar
Cool
daam civilisation was really stupid
@@bikeman1431 pp lol
I mean, at least it was for the better
6:43 how a medieval peasant probably reacted to an eclipse
1:17
when I was younger, me and my brother didn't know what pollination was, so we thought flowers straight up tasted like honey. They did not, and when my mom came in to me and my brother eating 2 flowers each from our front yard, she said how it tasted and we said and i quote: "Like a flower" and proceeded to go eat something that would rid ourselves of the taste. (lol)
There is one flower that has a pollin thing inside that taste sweet, i can’t remember the name
@@Sharkshit Honeysuckle?
For a sec I thought you said pollution instead of pollination and I was so confused
3:36 this one was a bit personal
3:36 this one was a bit personal
I can’t imagine a priceless collection being destroyed like that. Locks are sounding like a great investment now
Go animate forms of punishment
locks do not stop gremlins. they kick down fucking doors if they think someones hiding snacks from them.
@@josetheyoutuberonce my mom took away chocolate when i was 4 and i planned to take all her money but it was behind a thick layer of glass it needed a key and i broke it but uhh yeah i agree with you if a 4 year old me did that
@@josetheyoutuberThey will not kick through bulletproof glass
@@xenird oh your right they cant, but somehow they break the entire door off the hinge
When I was younger, I spent like 4 days building a lego set. My 8 year old cousin destroyed the whole thing. Me being a dumbass, I shot him with those nerf rival guns a bunch of times. My parents grounded me for 6 months.
"They didn't mean to" think it should've been higher
That must've hurted a feeling
damn your parents clearly were in the wrong, it's just a nerf gun, and no kid should ever be grounded for 6 months
6 months? Are you sure that was a nerf gun or was it locked in a small safe!
@@LilDoofy it was probably a nerf gun
Actually, 6:58 , yes, that did happen in ancient times. The Battle of the Eclipse was a very long war in modern-day Turkey between two kingdoms that was unlikely to end any time soon, until there was a solar eclipse and all of the soldiers just stopped fughting because they were so scared.
Yeah, they thought the gods were mad at them for the war, at least that’s what I’ve heard, I’m not sure if it’s true.
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Dom- I can’t show kids in remotely dangerous situations.
(Dom 5 seconds later) gorilla almost breaks glass to hurt a kid
Good point
When i was a kid, i woke up to no one in the house so i wnet to "investigate" and found a "strange" machinery (the one you use to get cement) and unknown to me it had rat poison inside, instead of leaving it alone i ate the "special potion". Thankfully not being enough to kill me
what did the poison taste like
Wait was it inside your house or outside?
wait what????
dam
That's because you're not a rat, silly.
The pictures of things in people's rooms being destroyed by kids is why I never let kids into my room unless they have permission when they're visiting
Bro. Just NEVER let little kids into your room.
Like, at all.
Edit : especially if you have delicate things. Just warning you.
@@LuckyBoi11For real I had one of my wooden decors broken by one that was let in with a hand saw for some reason and the baby was like 2 and didn't know durability💀
When I was much younger, I stuck my hand on an old treadmill because it felt good, and my hands slipped off and actually got sanded off. So pretty stupid
What 😭
@Flabbergasted_squirrel *it got stuck in the treadmill, and I got 3rd degree burns and permanent scars 😁
A shit bro why did you touch it? 😭
@@benpitton7411 I thought it got grinded by the treadmill 😭
@@Flabbergasted_squirrelwhy do you have a picture of my cat as your pfp
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THANKS THIS HELPED ALOT I COULD NOT FIND THE STARTING POINT😁
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4:56 Same with cats, so my sister had a harry Potter Lego sets completed a long time ago, but then we got a cat, the cat absolutely demolished her set
You can't punish a cat it would punish you for just looking at it for too long, maybe a dog
@@skootergirl22 bro true cats are aggressive
@glitch7106 dogs can be aggressive as well, but it's trained into them unlike cats
@@skootergirl22 well yeah
Did you shoot it with an m9
4:00 and this is why every time we have people with kids over, I am either IN my room, or it's locked and the key is with ME.
2:16
At this exact moment TH-cam decided to show me a coffe commercial.
Thanks, but I don't want your coffe anymore 😂
coffee* not in any tone or mean way i just corrected
Dude ur not cool making fun of someone who can’t speak good English
@HenryBennett-nq6fm
That dude said he didn't want to speak in a mean tone.
And I was not even offended to begin with.
@@Quiet_Jay_C one of the guys deleted their comment. Sorry I saw ur channel and saw that ur channel doesn’t have much English. But if you want to know what they said, “ah yes coffe” which was ur error. Again I’m sorry
@@HenryBennett-nq6fm
It's okay, I'm glad that you want to settle the conflict.
The figure collection thing genuinely pissed me off for a second, had to remember they're just kids xD
Kids can and will be malicious
Kids are still developing a less smooth brain
It was a 9 year old too, not a toddler. You know damn well that brat knew what it was doing
@@gruidcore off to the adoption center
@@josetheyoutuberand he just came out of there
When I was 6 years old,I went to a children's event at a church.they talked about letters in the alphabet and I raised my hand to ask a question. (in Germany we don't just simply raise our hand we have to raise our hand with our pointing finger up)I was a stupid child and i didn't know how to,so I just kept showing the middle finger until my friend who's older than me stopped me and the teacher said something about it,but I kept doing it.😂😂😂
Around 6:10 I love that you mentioned geese at a pond like that, reminds me that when I was younger I grabbed goose by it's neck and was dangling it, yelling out to my mom, "Mommy look what I have!"
That got me laughing in one second😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:03 The reason the gorilla did that is cause pounding their chest is their way of saying that they want to fight. So the girl was telling the gorilla to square up
Like smiling at chimps
I had a collection of drawing books and sketch books along with clay models. I have a little sister (5) who is shy usually but of her cousins of around the same age come, she does the most maniacal things to impress them and tags them along aswell. She smashed all my clay sculptures (they werent that big) and was in the drawing-on-everything spirit, and big brothers books of drawings were good enough. Thats how i lost 4 years of work in one day. Now i just hide everything in out-of-reach places and only bring them out so show family members.
Youngest kids are not that smart
Stuff like this makes me so happy to be an only child
@@Lyrebird.Rainwing same lol
Me as a kid: Mom, it’s kinda wierd that Jesus was born on Christmas and became alive again on Easter, that’s really funny!
9:20 water but at what cost?
5:09 why are we still here?Just to suffer?
2:00 woo good job
2:31 what even happened?
9:20 why is that the only cute baby i have ever seen in my life
5:20 i really like how the kid is screaming ''excuse me'', for me it shows he has manners and is polite, screaming ''excuse me'' as if he hurt the duckies somehow. If a bunch of duckies apporached me, 1 would go missing. Not dead, but rather... a new pet! legal or not...
3:37 "YAAAYYY!!"
*brings down the puzzle with them*
lol
You did to have more likes xd
7:48 i hate kids like that if every birthday of someone else was hers she would be like 1298 years old like god dam
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She gets 4 years old each second PLEASE STOP GROWING
When I was a toddler my mom left coffee on the table and when she wasn't looking I drank some put it exactly the way it was but lol my mom saw me with a tiny mustache running away lolz 😂😆
Omg- when my little brother was 2 he drank an entire cup of coffee my dad left out and it took them forever to find out where the coffee went! 😂
@@Sharkshit dang lol
3:15 one time when I was in kindergarten me and my friend dug a hole all the way under the fence crawled through it and then realized we didn’t know how to get home so we went back in, this was planned over 2 weeks
Not sure to believe this or not but cool
💀
6:52 space nerd here, so the first ever solar eclipse, the Chinese thought dragons was eating the sun so they thought it was the end
Dom: “so i cant show kids doing dangerous stuff whatsoever”
Also dom: *Shows a video of a kid almost getting one shot by a gorilla*
Comments were turned off lol
Prob a mistake
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Yt keeps turning off comments on random videos fsr 😭
Probably to prevent the first-minute wave of bot spam
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They’re not geese they’re the Canadian Air Force 5:55
Good one
4:05 WHY WOULD A 9 YEAR OLD DESTROY A COLLECTION? EVEN IF THEY THINK ITS A TOY? PUT LIL BRO TO THE THERAPIST GET HIM OUTA HERE!!!!
8:57 If this happened in 2008 it would've became an iconic meme i'm calling it
0:46 THAT'S MY COMMENT
who asked?
@@GDAccelerate I asked
@@hiccupwarrior89 let’s be honest kid
imma be honest and just say that who asked is a question all by itself so technically *YOU* asked
@@GDAccelerate I honestly asked
9:06 "look at that face" look at bros forehead
I told my brother to eat a penny because he got in trouble, and mother told him "she wanted to see change in him"
Savage
He did eat it?
@@el-verdadero_mordecai-456 No, he didn't.
The puzzle got me dying, bro things after 11pm hit diffe rent than at 11am
when i was a child, i threw rocks at my dads new truck
when i was a child, i threw a chair down the stairs
when i was a child, i almost set the house on fire (3 TIMES AND STORY AT 10 LIKES)
when i was a child, i almost broke my thumb because my brother shut the DAMN DOOR AND MY THUMB WAS IN IT
(STORYTIME OF ME AS A DUMB CHILD BURNING THE HOUSE DOWN ♥ ❤)
first time i almost burnt the house down: i asked my dad if i could make Nutella. he didn’t answer, so i did it myselft by putting chocolate chips in a BOILING POT and put it in the MICROWAVE for god knows how long. I heard scraping noises coming from the microwave (it was the boiling pot making sparts bc it was hitting the microwave wall) and instead of doing something about it, i ran to the couch crying because i didnt know what to do. my dad stopped it. (END OF FIRST TIME)
Second: I ripped 2 pancakes in half (the small ones) and put it in the toaster. When it popped up, i couldn’t get the pancakes out. so the dumb child i was, i grabbed a fork and put it in the toaster. My step mom stopped me before i could do any serious damage. (END OF SECOND STORY)
Third story: (btw this is my favorite one to tell!) It was a school night. 5 am. I went downstairs and put a waffle in the toaster. I sat down on my couch to watch tv. 2 hours pass, and i somehow don’t notice all of the smoke all over the house. …and the fire alarm goes off a minute later. (don’t forget this was a school night ) my mom and my brother both wake up. If my brother didn’t unplug the toaster, this comment wouldn’t have been possible. (THANK YOU CHRISTIAN *my brothers name*) Anyway, we put the toaster outside to let it cool. When i came back from school it was fine to touch. I tried to get the waffle out of the toaster, but it turned into LITERAL ASH and it was blacker then the night sky. (END OF THIRD STORY)
(tysm for reading my dumb ways to die based off my experiences as a stupid child)
When i was a child, i ran off from my dad coming back from nursery and these two strangers asked me where my dad was and i said “He turned into a black dot”
When i was a child, I would find it fun to run across roads when cars were coming and my pregnant mother would be crying on one side and i would be laughing on the other.
When i was a child, i had no fears and I would put my arm in wild animals mouths for no reason.
When i was a child, i badly hurt my knee but went to my sports club anyway bc i thought there was a match… there wasn’t and i paralysed my knee for 2 weeks =_=.
Also how on earth did you almost burn down your house 3 times?!
@@SharkshitI KNOW I SAID I WOULD DO IT AT TEN LIKES BUT ILL DO IT RN
first time i almost burnt the house down: i asked my dad if i could make Nutella. he didn’t answer, so i did it myselft by putting chocolate chips in a BOILING POT and put it in the MICROWAVE for god knows how long. I heard scraping noises coming from the microwave (it was the boiling pot making sparts bc it was hitting the microwave wall) and instead of doing something about it, i ran to the couch crying because i didnt know what to do. my dad stopped it. (END OF FIRST TIME)
Second: I ripped 2 pancakes in half (the small ones) and put it in the toaster. When it popped up, i couldn’t get the pancakes out. so the dumb child i was, i grabbed a fork and put it in the toaster. My step mom stopped me before i could do any serious damage. (END OF SECOND STORY)
Third story: (btw this is my favorite one to tell!) It was a school night. 5 am. I went downstairs and put a waffle in the toaster. I sat down on my couch to watch tv. 2 hours pass, and i somehow don’t notice all of the smoke all over the house. …and the fire alarm goes off a minute later. (don’t forget this was a school night 💀) my mom and my brother both wake up. If my brother didn’t unplug the toaster, this comment wouldn’t have been possible. (THANK YOU CHRISTIAN *my brothers name*) Anyway, we put the toaster outside to let it cool. When i came back from school it was fine to touch. I tried to get the waffle out of the toaster, but it turned into LITERAL ASH and it was blacker then the night sky. (END OF THIRD STORY)
(tysm for reading my dumb ways to die based off my experiences as a stupid child)
@@Sharkshit ALSO I LAUGHED AT YOUR STORY IM CRYING RN
Toasters are horrific. Once when i was liek 9 I went to make toast, but the toaster malfunctioned and didnt pop the toast out and just kept cooking. The whole house was full of smoke and we needed a new toaster.
I'm a kid and when I don't get to blow the candles on the cake I'm always like oh man I don't throw a temper tantrum
When I was 4 and half years old my riggity roo ahh dad smacked me in the back of the head with a steering wheel blable gab 💀
the hell does riggity roo ahh mean 🙏😭
@@Mangsterade hey guys quandale dinguel here my goofy ahh dad died at the age of 69 do to being hit in the back of the head with a rhinoceros horn because he was watching a where’s Waldo book
I watched this vid with a sore throat but i could not prevent rolling on the floor laughing💀
0:23 bro belived the vids that sad the world is ending
I mean seeing that as far as you know THE FUCKING SUN TURNING OFF most people would panic
@@nobody..--.well it happened in 2017 so
I ate a daddy-longlegs while it was alive and my mom had to dig it out of my mouth. The longlegs was struggling and wiggling the whole time
Hello, I am the individual who consumed my mother's medication. I am grateful that you viewed and included my video in your content. Unfortunately, this has resulted in my friends discussing and teasing me about the incident, referring to me as someone who consumes their mother's pills.
I almost died 2 times because of that when I was 0 and 5 because I thought it was candy😂😂😂
I ate it all(I frogot how much)
when i was a kid i thought women didnt sweat and thought a cartoon heart was our own hearts to the point i yelled at my sis even tho i was wrong
If this comment gets ten likes, I’ll do absolutely nothing
Edit: Thanks for 200 likes. As promised, I will do nothing. x20?
New edit thingy, 400 LIKES!!! Thanks, still doing as I said by being lazy af.
Edity edit: I yeeted myself out the window. 600
Aight so I’m back, uh thanks for the likes I guess… 800
15 likes! DO IT!
It is theoretically impossible to do nothing, cuz ur heart gotta beat bruh
@@EzkDoris 🤓
You literally cant do anything. Sitting on a chair is a verb. Standing is a verb. Etc
@@EzkDoris 🤓
see kids, this is why you shouldn’t mock a gorilla.
I used to watch Dark Dom in quarantine days now I'm back to him
2:31 bro wanted all or nothing
Darkdom. I gotta say this but your pfp hits different ngl. Easily 11/10
9:11 bro started his villain arc 💀
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No one:
No one at all:
Random two year old: “I’m gonna be that guy from the math book”
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As a child, i am very sorry and on childrens behalf will therefore facepalm myslef 10 times beacause... DESTRUCTION IS ALL WE CHILDREN KNOW!! (And being stupid. Seriously what is wrong with these kids?!?)
4:48 gives me pain as a lego fan
I feel you.
bro those ducks musta been the main antagonists that kid finna end up like the side character
4:22 sues cutely
I genuinely feel bad for the eclipse kid but I was laughing so hard at the same time 😭😭
7:59 slay gurl
Bro this guy made me laugh a million times in this video😂😂😂
4:49 That reminds me at thanksgiving some kid came into my room and destroyed my Lego landline phone.
It was a simple build but I was thoroughly annoyed. I have experienced worse
Bet you couldn't do anything because "oh they didn't mean to"
@@skootergirl22 no thankfully almost everyone in my family is actually a civilized so their mother was super apologetic. I kinda had to accept it because it probably would’ve been rude or something not to.
If they did say that though, they have no guarantee I wouldn’t go off on them.
I once had my four year old cousin disassemble my Harry Potter Lego set and eat a piece. he got in no trouble because “he doesn’t know better, he’s only four.”
@@davyspencergaming8655 yeah but eating a Lego piece has gotta be pretty dangerous. I’m sure something’ll happen in a day or two.
Ok so maybe he would’ve been fine but sometimes it can get stuck in the esophagus and then they have to go to a doctor and have him get it out.
Back in February while we were watching the solar eclipse, my little cousin took off my glasses. While it wasn't safe to look at it.
0:16 He's just West Virginian
When I was a kid my teacher had to do an operation and she said they would do it while your sleeping and I couldn’t sleep because I thought a doctor was gonna sneak into my room and operate on me while I’m sleeping.😂
I was nine and I was at my cousin's birthday party and my aunt got my cousin ( I'll just call him j) a bounce house. And I was in the bounce house and one of the kids drop kicked me also my eyeball was hurt by that same kid
When I was younger, I was at my grandmas house I grabed a bin and I slid down the stairs. I skipped six steps, and I hit the ground with my head first 😂😂😂
TH-cam striking these kind of videos is crazy 💀
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4:00 i feel so bad for that guy, as somebody who builds gundams and lego and all of that I would feel heartbroken and infuriated if anybody destroyed my stuff
You must have a good eye to know they are gundams. I do have 2 tho but 1 is uncompleted
When i was a kid i eated dirt because i wanted a plant inside of me :3 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I was just hungry :]
ALSO SAND im pretty sure everyone has eaten sand at least once
“I’m not going to show anything of kids doing dangerous things”
The next clip: Well hello there
If this gets 100 likes, ill go up to my crush, then ill say hi, and ill give him a note (technically confessing)
Edit: I confessed, he likes me back😝😝😝😝
you can do it
Confess :3
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We know you aint,
EEEEEEEH CONGRATS IMMA DO IT TO IF THIS GETS 5 LIKES
3:00 "alright boys, today is the day we get our freedom! grab the cards and start diggin, no slacking off!!!"
5:18 atleast he has good mannors
I remember being in Scotland and a bunch of ducks swarmed us for no reason. That's all!
Cool i found u commenting(i have visited ur channel but first time seeing u comment)
8:58 bad to the bone
crying on a birthday is a generic peppa pig trope whenever its the birthday of one of the toddlers like george or edmond in the show
4:12 this hurt 😢
when I was younger I really had to pee but for some reason I didn't feel like going inside to do my business, so I peed in the alley with my friend peeing right next to me. But unfortunately we were in plain sight so my dad sees me and yells, "Jacob!!!" I cannot explain in word how fast I ran down the alley zipping my pants up laughing like crazy at my friend who mindlessly just kept peeing unfazed🤣🤣🤣
7:55 lmao
My 7 year old brother and me always lived in the country, him and my mum went into the city to get his adenoids removed and we ran of crying because of a "scary noise", it was an icecream truck
9:29 WHAT?!?!
Uwu
@@LolAmithbro why
@@user-ox6qm2mt6fteehee cwuteness overwoad rawr 🦁🥺🥺🥺🥺
When I was a kid there was this one guy in my year who would always pretend he had the latest unreleased console, I remember him saying he had an Xbox 2 and 3 and played "Minecraft 2" on it
He told me if I brought it then it would "take a whole year to arive".
My gullible ass believed all of it.
4:23 😳😳😳 I… never do anything like this.. ever. Nope! I never
The goldfish attention span is 9 seconds. The human attention span is 8.25 seconds. We have devolved into apes
⚠︎ This person is near your location.
Are they tho
Na bros in china
:(
0:33 so that's why u don't have a 2023 compilation of kidsrstupid
If this comment gets 10 likes, I’ll confess to my crush.
EDIT: I wan originally going to, but recent evidence says she is to old for me, sad. But thank you for the support, I hate when people use the “I’ll get in push-up for Avery like I give” bc. I apologize
When she finds this comment she gonna reject you lil bro💀💀☠️
@@DBeitniz fr💀💀☠️
Did you do it?
I said no
You definitely don’t even have a crush becuase you don’t have a good taste in women💀
Here is a short story:
One day when I was little, me and my family went on vacation so, when I was brushing my teeth I put some wierd green paste on my toothbrush, so I walked up to my mum and said "Hey, Mom this toothpaste looks wierd! Is this even toothpaste?" My mum just burst out laughing saying it was face mask.
Luckily I havent brushed my teeth WITH FACE MASK so its fine, but dang that was close...
9:14 Donald trump face
Bro my little brother used to think every birthday was his birthday aswell. EVEN THE GIFTS ON HOLIDAYS TOO 😭
For how many likes I get = one day of no sleep
Umm I guess I will stay up till 1 am twice
7 days bud
@@The_monke35 oh no
@@Boeing_737-the-2nd-kn6wn16 days
You doing alr?
i collect legos(still a minor so cant do much about it) and my parents will only let me have a curtain as a door. my brothers are reckless i have so many sets that have been destroyed years ago and i dont want to put them back together only for them to get destroyed again. so fun stuff
If this gets 5 likes I will ask my crush out…
5th like, good luck
6th like come in
Do it now im waiting
Oh god
How’d it go
2:38 bro thought they had to drink it of the table 😭😭😭
Btw I liked my own comment because nobody ever likes it😭
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when i was young young like 4 or five i cut my finger open to see whats inside and i remember me crying with my finger nearly cut off in a&e
8:50 for anyone wondering, thats lemon sherbet. It's basically flavoured sugar.
5:13 bros running away from every child’s dream😂