Cole Getting Chewed Out By The Captains | L.A. Noire | All Bad Endings
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- Failing all interview questions and charging the wrong suspects in some missions unlocks a bad ending where Cole gets chewed out. In this video I show all the times Cole gets chewed out in L.A. Noire. Here's a link to a playlist with all the wrong answer playthroughs: • L.A. Noire Wrong Answers
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The Irishman is definitely the most intimidating. Imagine having him as a boss.
Yeah I saw an interview with the games director Brendan McNamara, he said Captain Donnelly was kind of inspired by Captain Dudley Smith from L.A. Confidential.
@@americangangster1911 Oh really? Cool, thanks for uploading this btw.
Well we don't have to imagine if we play the game.
The Skipper as Finbarr called him was great. He knows what he's doing and a fab character.
He's also a Galway man for those wondering WHAT part of the nation he is from.
I think he's scotch
Love how Cole isn't severely punished for his lackluster policing until he starts having a affair with "the enemy."
Also you can get away with running people over and killing them in free roam, for some reason I do that when Im bored all the time xd
Yeah but cheating still disgusting
@@johndoe6260 Indeed. To be honest though, I still don't understand why he did it in the first place. I mean he met her once with Roy at Jazz Club then suddenly he's seeing the woman behind his wife's back? I know LA Noire is a crime detective thriller but if they're gonna have that kind of story downfall for their protagonist maybe lean on it more aside one cutscene where Cole goes around Elsa's. Ya know.
@@johndoe6260 it’s very tragic in this case…seeing how broken cole is
"You're fired Phelps,come back tomorrow"
Captain Donnelly's language when he's angry is almost poetic. I'm from Ireland and I know so many older guys like this, they're not intellectuals or wordsmiths per se, but when they're pissed off their words just flow out like magic.
*A N I G N O M I N I O S E N D*
roses are Red!!!
violets are BLUE!!!
if my ego must die...
then so must you!
*breaks table in half*
@@viktorj.w.garnus8369 Did you make that up or is that from something?
what's really impressive is that he's hardly saying any swears and yet the things he says sting and pierce more than anything else.
"Leave the real work for men of substance."
Geez.
Just like my grandad lmao
*ThE CHIeF HaS My BaAaAaALLS iN A FrYiNG PaAaN!!!*
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Best line in the whole game!
@@sebastijanglozinic8630 Not even close.
lmao, i always loved that captain
That first guy was literally all happy for Phelps before the interview then yells at him when he fails, like damn
And just like many would say "failure is not an option"
“I don’t care about justice, I care about making it look like justice!! Make someone confess or it doesn’t look like justice!”
And the best part is that if you fail, then go again and succeed in the questioning, the story goes like nothing wrong happened, and the boss will be all happy again. He looks very bipolar in this case and it's hilarious.
@@romanz5189 When is failure ever an option?
@@TheSkully343 In much of this game. :)
0:30 I love the fact that Captain Leary was all upset over Cole Phelps driving skills and just completely ignored the fact that Phelps just killed a kid.
It’s mentioned in the post mission case note at least.
"Kid"
Was this “The Consul’s Car”?
I think you'll find, he's the head of the traffic crime department, not the dead kid department.
@SilenceOz I'm pretty sure they deal with a lot of dead bodies in the traffic division. It's definitely something that his superior should be concerned about. It's always a big deal whenever a cop has to fire his weapon.
Promoted to Traffic then Homocide, then being transferred to Vice and demoted to Arson, and finally died a hero. An interesting life indeed.
You forgot given a eulogy by the criminals he tried to take down.
Fun fact: They took out the "modicum of violence" part of the game because players were constantly beating up suspects first to get a confession.
It was probably a good choice. I can't see Cole who is a stickler for the rules and has solid morals to beat people up for confessions.
Interesting, how would that approach of affected the end result in closing the case tho?
"Modicum of violence" is still said in the PC version of the game, but perhaps in another context and scene.
@Copium Prodoocer Doesn’t help that torture is an ineffective way of gathering information. If you beat a guy for long enough, he’ll admit to killing Lincoln just to make it stop.
They did? I have both last gen and next gen versions of the game and he still says it
8:08 For Phelps to fail his first case after his demotion must have felt like armageddon for him
The evidence against Varley was, for me, much more compelling than that against Ryan. And it becomes irrelevant anyways, seeing as neither one committed the crime.
I felt the fails on arson hit much more also, considering he was demoted to it and it’s considered a boring but straight forward desk to work.
This is why I always play for best results, hearing anger and disappointment in their voices here really stings. Especially Donnelly, he has a very paternal approach to the officers, praise them for a job well done, tranquil fury for failure.
I don't dare call him tranquil after hearing more than three times loop of him shouting GET BACK IN THERE AND RAISE SOME LUMPS BOY I WANT A CONFESSION!!!! because I was a terrible officer who didn't know anything
Agreed. Really shows how amazing the acting is in this game.
This is why I always play for worst results. Love getting these scenes. :)
@@Yusuke_Denton Spoken like a true merciless beat cop?
@@lyndiss.2017Bro, try no less then 10 times. I reallly wasn't understanding the interrogation system 😂
Wow, I didn't know you could piss off every captain
Yeah if play the game very poorly.
Rockstar Games! Back when they cared a lot
A game developer called Team Bondi in Australia made the game, Rockstar published it and helped them along the way.
@Happy Thoughts they are like that in real life too.
i went to get my ID from the police station one morning and i found the captain talking shit loudly to every cop there for making people wait a long time in a queue
@@doctorawesomeness1997 uhm no wtf thats not a reason I mean i have enjoyed la noire so much I cant even tell u and I didnt know about these cutscenes when u have failed a cutscene
The Irishman said he was going to fire Phelps if he acted so bad again. Well, Phelps did and nothing happened.
"I heard you fuck up interrogations"
Game wouldn't be here today if he did, would it?
@@sunsetman22 ARE YOU A MADMAN 😡
"Consorting with the enemy, and a dope fiend, at that. You're lucky the war is over; you'd be taken out and shot." Shit, he didn't hold back at all.
He really didn't. He hardly says anything inappropriate but he can cut you down in a few words if he's disappointed.
Donnelly seemed to legitimately be hurt that Phelps went that way, his paternal way of leading, it must have really hurt to see one of his sons, betray his wife like that.
"I hear you're merciless on the Beat"
Merciless would be one way to describe Phelps during the Street Crimes... dude blows everyone's head off
I like how they almost never speak in these cutscenes, they are so scared lol
“I NEED A CONFESSION!!!!” - Irish Boss, 1947
"GET IN THERE AND RAISE SOME LUMPS BOY"
The first interview is hilarious as if you fail it he keeps sending you back in so back out back in, maybe that's what got the confession haha
*GET BACK IN THERE AND RAISE SOME LUMPS BOY, I NEED A CONFESSION*
That first line from the Irish captain is burned into my memory from the first time I played this game.
The game would loop that cutscene for as long as you failed, meaning you'd hear "GET BACK IN THERE AND RAISE SOME LUMPS BOY, I NEED A CONFESSION" a lot if you messed around and kept picking the wrong answers like I did.
I got that like 6 or 7 times the first time I playyed
I heard that line endlessly the first time I played. I was so confused because I was so sure I was making the right choice.
It turns out this game and my autism were not a good mix. Never beat the game but love to watch others play instead.
Pretty sure he says "make some lunch boy". That's what I always thought
Edit: Yea I'm wrong 😢
@@RustyB22 "Make some lunch boy"? That would have been one very hangry captain 😂
@@OHapybaradamn. yea i could imagine that would make the game hard
You disappoint me, Cole Phelps
Cole: -_-
*_GET BACK IN THERE AND RAISE SOME LUMPS, BOY! I NEED A CONFESSION!_*
At 0:05 Cole Phillips is thinking “Oh God Here It Comes” LOL
GET BACK BACK BACK BACK I NEED CONFESSION !! XD
It’s honestly hilarious how you can screw up so bad and still get promoted by the end of each chapter
that’s how police operate anyway. failing upwards is how 95% of cops get promoted anyway 😂
I personally think it's because the failures are non-canon.
With half the force being part of that redevelopment fund. Maybe they liked how he would miss obvious clues.
but then you get demoted for something that has nothing to do with your job
That actually happens irl 😂😂
It's kinda ironic that Captain Donnelly says the "murderous red walked Scot free" at 4:21 because he's referring to McCaffrey and yet he's still in the interview room and hasn't left it lmao. He could still arrest him if he wanted to.
+ in the end, it was true that the murderer was walking free anyway, since it was none of those two :D
If the glove dont fit you must acquit
Even if you charged Tiernan in that case McCaffrey should still be getting charged for being accessory to a murder
I had obviously seen a few of these, but the rest are mystifying. Like... how much do you have to fuck up to piss off the vice guy lmao
Lol, most of these I triggered by purposely getting all interview and interrogation questions wrong. On the Consul's Car you have to kill Gabriel Delgado to unlock the bad ending. In The Golden Butterfly you have to charge Hugo Muller to get chewed out, in The Studio Secretary Murder you have to charge James Tiernan to get chewed out and in The Gas Man you have charge Reginald Varley to get chewed out.
@@americangangster1911 And in "The Set Up", just basically fail to interrogate the woman.
One thing that I always loved about L.A. Noire is the sort of ASMR sound of people in dress/business shoes walking on hardwood and tile. I don't know if that's weird, but between that and the sound the gamewell phone makes when you take it out, and this game is full of wonderfully addicting sounds.
1:24
I can’t help but laugh at what he said.
Imagine if GamerPoop got ahold of this cutscene. The words would be edited to sound differently if you know what I mean. XD
So has the Chief as he suspended him.
Balls in my frying pan
I’m surprised he hasn’t already
Imagine if peta was language organization lol
*T H E C H I E F H A S M Y B U U U U L L S I N A F R Y I N G PAN!!!*
2:00
The weird thing about this ending is that you can bumble into it totally by accident by choosing the CORRECT answer. The husband is the one with enough motive, opportunity, and evidence against him to be held accountable for his wife's death, but the characters all pressure you to accuse the pedophile even though the only evidence against him is him being at the scene of the crime and having one of the victim's belongings.
The Coveralls match both suspects, HM for Hugo Miller or HM for Hennessy Marine which is where the pedo worked. The evidence is pretty even for both suspects but in real life they would be able to find out who's coveralls those are by checking the laundry at Hugo's house where he claimed his coveralls were and by going to the pedos work place and asking if the coveralls matched their uniforms. They could also test the blood on Hugo's shoes to see if it's human or rabbit blood and they could check Hugo's car to see if his tire iron is missing. In real life they would check those things out before charging the suspect but I agree that they did want to get the pedo off the streets more than anything.
The point with this choice and all other in the game is that the captain likes it more when pedophile/communist/anarchist goes to jail instead of some random dude. Better for PR
But the thing is, neither of them killed her.
@@abohachuk4765 like who doesn’t lol
@@abohachuk4765 Better for the society.
If you watch this without any reference whatsoever, you’d think “How the hell does this guy still have a job? He’s the worst detective I’ve ever seen!”
This is getting really funny by the forth or fifth scene.
It's like the captain comes in and is like "Man you guys sure fuck up A LOT!"
1:24 im sorry but if i was in coles shoes here not even i couldnt keep from laughing out loud from what he just said😂😂😂🤣
9:13 “Get outta my sssssight!”
no one can ever say it in a better way
Phelps is supposed to be the best detective they have, well apparently the best but also fails every case haha
Love Coles face before the first chew out- he knows he's in for it
Nothing more dangerous than a seriously pissed off Irishman. Captain Donnelly is just that!
That Irish captain missed his calling, he should have been a thespian.
Why are all the captains only yelling at Phelps when the cases fail?
He has partners that help him, yet they only seem to put all of their attention on Phelps and don’t even talk to the partners like they’re invisible or something and that Phelps had worked on the case all by himself.
I’m just saying when a case screws up that involves two cops working on it, you get angry at both of them not just one of them.
Well you're the only one getting promoted too you know
@@HasanAlicik yeah that’s another thing. The partners are so under appreciated
Considering it would be Phelps that makes most of the mistakes and the fact that your partners have a good record as detectives up until the point you became their partner
I laughed SO hard at most of these fail cutscenes. Just like in GTA 4 they seem to be hilarious most of the time, but LA Noire has the funniest and I just couldn't stop laughing! Even though every time you fail there's probably severe consequences, these are just too funny and honestly it feels to me like the game rewards you in a way for failing! My favorite fails were the Brown-Suited Irish Sounding guy, whatever his name is, but they all have a charm in a way.
8:13 my favorite 😂
It took me a decade to realise that the story and especially the ending make way more sense if you played the game badly.
I always max out and 100% my playthroughs, I had a guide to give me all the interrogation questions and clues.
I got a perfect run both times I played and now I feel cheated.
What happens if you played the game badly
How so?
@@TheAbbeyoftheEveryman I think he means that if you're fucking up a lot and not doing well in the department, Phelps probably feels like he's a failure, which is hard to handle after he already thinks he's a failure from his time as a Marine officer, so it isn't as hard to imagine him suddenly ruining his marriage by cheating on his wife with a jazz singer who (A) doesn't think that he's a failure and (B) knows what it's like to experience loss and hardship
I disagree here. Phelps is promoted from desk to desk and is known as the star cop in the LAPD. Only for it to come crashing down and him living in disgrace because he cheated on his wife and kids with Elsa.
@@tagus100 why did the police care he had a affair because they demoted him. Shouldn’t his wife be upset?
I wish they had more yelling from the Vice captain.
I just finished LA Noire. I never got any of these except for A Slip of The Tongue. Very interesting to see what I didn't see in my playthrough tho.
You disappoint me, Cole Phelps. *GET BACK IN THERE AND RAISE SOME LUMPS, BOY! I NEED A CONFESSION!*
Donnelly is definitely the most scary. Could you imagine how fucked he would be
As a guy who fears confrontation/being yelled at, I would be crying my eyes out if any of these guys did so much as say: “hey, could you not do that?”
It's okay, buddy. These bosses are assholes anyway.
@@AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult just know the world isn't in anyway care about your feeling like yeah I being yell at like 10 times
Same
Not something to boast about
@@hkleider well I don't plan to boast about it just pain to think about it make me given up on life for some reason
1:37 i got this scene on my first playthrough because this case was so confusing, but ill be damned if it wasn't funny!
I fucking failed at the very last question with the pink slip guy and because of that i failed. Still annoys me to this day
@@calebobry6211 you needed to got to that warehouse place with all the cars and bad guys, make one guy tell you everything and then go to that pink slip guy since youll have more evidence to charge him, its great to ask stefan where to go, thats how i figured it out.
@@xristinakii35bestt aye i did. I had all the evidenxe possible but i was so damn confused i chose the wrong evidence and fucked it
@@calebobry6211 well, then its okay to look up the answers online, even cole's actor couldn't understand the game. try la noire wiki, it has the correct choices for all the cases. :)
which case was it? i forgor 💀
To me, Capt Donnelly was the most intimidating boss.
Destroyed god knows how many vehicles.😂 If I remember, I did over 30k in vehicle damages and 15k worth of city damage in “The Consul’s Car” case and still passed.
Were you going for that achievement?
@@americangangster1911 already did.
All that added up and adjusted for inflation is $543,000
@@americangangster1911 update- I broke my record and did close to 50k in car damages, 5k in injuries, and 20k in city damages. I went with the bad ending. I messed up…
@@elusive_driver7206 bruh that is $615,045 in car damages, $61,504 in injuries and $246,017 in city damages.
Wow, even after a decade this game still holds up even by today’s standards, especially the way how facial expressions were motion captured. Probably the most underrated R* game ever.
Here's how to get all of them as far as I know.
0:00 Fail any question you give to Edgar Kalou.
0:16 Kill Gabriel Del Gado instead of apprehending him.
1:00 Fail last question for Gordon Leitvol.
1:51 Charge Hugo Moller.
2:36 Fail the interview with Angel Maldonado.
3:24 Fail the interview with Stuart Ackermann.
4:07 Charge James Tiernan instead of Grosvenor McCaffrey.
4:49 Fail the interview with Airto Sanchez and Sergio Rojas.
5:37 Fail the interview with Candy Edwards.
8:05 Charge Reginald Varley instead of Matthew Ryan.
8:49 Fail the interview with Leland Monroe.
@@idktbh7748 I actually had all this typed in, but it vanished and stopped on the golden butterfly case.
@@beasttamerii2825 Oh
@@idktbh7748 like I said the text vanished. Basically a glitch, but still thank you.
@@idktbh7748 Off topic but there actually may have been a ending in Nicholson Electroplating where you were chewed out by mckelty in the trailer that was scrapped
Donnelly is the epitome of usually very chill but can go from 0-100 real quick, love his actor
This makes even the player feel bad
Thanks for the upload! This is exactly what I was looking for and it looks like nobody has put all the wrong answers in one video
Thanks for watching.
*Other captains yell: Jeez whatever dude🙄
*Captain Donnelly yells: Okay🥺
I like how most of them end with him getting literally *yelled at* not just in trouble lmao
Captains really pissed right now😂😂😂
I never knew that there were bad endings to all these missions. Probably because I looked up all the answers. I don't know what the hell have I done in this game.
Me. A kid back in the day who barely knew English. Only because I looked up the Answers. I also soft locked the game once and Couldn't progress before Cole gets Fired because I restarted the Checkpoint cause I wanted to get all the Answers right. I'll probably get a better playthrough If I'll replay it. Many endings though. Not actual ending but still. For cases.
Damm i also learned English with videogames
But was ps2 games
I remember first playing this and getting the chief and other captain to come in I thought I legitimately fucked up the case to an insane degree, and was totally out of it that it kept continuing and finding out this was part of the story
Thank you so much for this it made my day literally. I never saw these reactions as I always tried to play as best I could. However I secretly always wanted to know what would happen if you just trashed everything failed every question and did everything wrong. 🤣
As if playing bad wasn't enough
You receive emotional damage at the end
8:12 I couldn't be the only person who actually thought Varley was the guilty one in this case on first play?
The evidence is pretty even for both suspects. The mosquito coil in his locker looks pretty bad along with him being wanted for murder. He also takes kickbacks from Suburban which plays into Cole's theory that they are burning people out of their homes and he ran when they wanted to talk to him.
@@americangangster1911 Yeah it seems that Ryan had a far harder bout of luck against him and that Vardy was already a criminal. The screaming I got from the Cap was certainly a surprise!
That was the hardest case in the entire game they knew a lot of people would struggle with that case
I was sold on Varley til he said a throwaway line about the coils being Ryans. Once he said that I turned my sights on Ryan. Easy to miss but I was 99% sure Varley was the dude til he said that.
FINALLY! Something other than finishing cases on 5 stars
3:24 Wait the irishman has a daughter? so that explains why he was so down on Phelps latter on, like they should have made that a default cutscene as it would have explained so much latter on.
He actually has more than one as he said "girls" also makes it sound like he only has girls so it would make sense he works hard to put people away
James usually be a real LAPD captain sometimes he may be an assistant for William Worrell the LAPD Chief. At least he appeared in 3 cases. The Patrol desk, Homicide desk and the Vice desk at the ending of Phelps' demotion. He's a good Irish men to be a captain for the LAPD.
some brilliant set of actors i have to say, very impressive
Man, they really made it sound like it's the ultimate punishment to tell a guy to break out the blue uniform and hit the streets.
Lmao i thought the traffic captain was always the chilliest guy of them all. I never saw him angry.
Wait, so the game actually punishes you by investigating street crimes for a certain period of time before going back to your detective duties? Like how in Bully, prefects make you mow the grass or shovel snow as an in-game punishment?
Nope. I wish it did. It is literally "YOU ARE ON STREET PATROL UNTIL SUCH TIME AS I DEEM FIT!" and then the next case starts and the Captain is happy about the last case.
@@thephoenixxm4160 don't you Replay the case?
@@respectedgentleman4322 yeah if you did bad enough i think you had to replay but i think you could also skip I dont remember
No you don't have to replay it.
No, sometimes they make you redo the last interrogation till you get it right but that's it.
For a long time I didn't even know these bad endings existed. I never failed before, so I always thought Cole getting praised was the standard with how good he was lol
GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!!!
0:57. 4:34. 9:13
the facial animation in this game is the greatest face physics in the entire video game industry bro, i know people shit on la noire but its an awesome game if you ask me. had tons of fun in hollywood's most famous era
I love how rockstar games allows you to play as the psycho hero plus killer (Jimmy Hopkins not a killer but also a psycho hero) wanting to do the best he can in a cinematic way. Other gaming companies shouldn't do that
OMG these are the most impeccably animated game over try again scenes Ever. Hell always rolls downhill 😥😅😂
0:06 GET BACK IN THERE AND RAISE SOME LUMPS BOY!
I NEED A CONFESSION!
The Most Painful Video in my opinion.
“Run down pickpockets and fruit flies, and leave the real work for men of substance” ya burnt!
0:06You disappoint me cole Phelps.... GETBACKINTHEREANDMAARIOBV FORCEINEEDACONFESSION👹🗿"
Funny how Adultery used to be a big deal back then. Now people cheat like nothing.
Lol you think adultery wasn't common then 😂
If you don't end up with these cutscenes, you're doing it wrong 😂
When they get angry they get angry
With the amount of street duty this Cole gets, he might as well not bother changing out of the police uniform. Love how he's still the favorite too.
The faces in this game feel more realistic than stuff today.
I remember failing the cases despite taking almost an entire play session gathering up clues, but man getting yelled at by captains after catching the wrong suspect or just pressing wrong answers I'll never forget how they're dialog can stick into your brain to not mess up, i remember thinking to myself if i was gonna get demoted but after feeling unsatisfied after being promoted at the end of the case it stuck with me the whole game 😂
the acting is so good
it actually feels like you are being yelled at
This is why I saved my game constantly. lol
Does the pc version have manual saves?
@@americangangster1911 I dunno. I played on PS3 and PS4.
@@SunBunz Oh well I play on Xbox One and it only has auto save so does Playstation have manual saves?
@@americangangster1911 no, it doesn't
"THE CHIEF HAS MY BALLS IN A FRYING PAN"!!!😂😂😂😂
You know it's bad when Cole's partners don't have hats
I'd feel less bad failing some of these guys knowing how they're the biggest actual criminals in the city.
I like how for the White Shoe Slaying, the game punishes you not just by Donnelly giving you a bollocking, but also by failing you after said bollocking 😄
“At no point in that time did anybody teach you how to control a fucking automobile?
Phelps: We’re in a Rockstar game, sir. What do you expect?
All are Captains except for the 1 Lieutenant
To be fair the GTA suspects escaped on MK2s
He's so good at being a detective to the point his boss want lower his raise.
01:26
That pain, you can tell that the chief does actually does have his balls in a frying pan that's being cooked
Always loved how the angrier he got, the thicker Donnelly's accent gets.
This is why I always restart each case whenever I pick a wrong choice. I don’t care how long it takes to get back, I refuse to fuck things up and live with it.
You can just exit the game and reload it.
*GET BACK IN THERE AND MAKE SOME LUNCH, BOY!*
Let me guess, y’all are here because you done well on each case too?
Cole always looked so defeated when they chewed him out it was funny.
This game is a classic.
I remember having a high school principal who reminded me of Donnelly. Strict as hell and loud. Funny enough, they were both Irish.