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nah zhongli would be the type of teacher to get completely off topic and spend every class talking about some obscure bits of history that aren’t included in the base material. not only would no class work get done but it’d be really interesting (for me at least idk)
That is literally one of my college professors lmao. He would go off on tangents a lot and share various anecdotes, it made classes hard to follow but at least they were entertaining
Had a teacher like that it was dope
That was my history teacher and my economic teacher lol
I would kill to have zhongli as my history teacher tbh
Huh… reminds me of my old latin teacher
A road trip with Tartaglia sounded like an absolute nightmare until I remember he's rich.
I believe he is the correct choice
Thank you for having me, it’s always a blast giggling over Genshin nonsense in these Would You Rathers!! 👀🥰✨
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3:39 personally i think zhongli would be like my current history teacher lmao, just casually has a crap ton of rocks and bones, a helmet from ww1, a helmet from ww2, and also is a part-time archaeologist
That sounds like Zhongli, alright
Zhongli also sounds like the teacher where you can bring him a pretty rock fro extra credit
This is stupidly accurate and I love it
At first I really thought "of course the fancy dinner with yae is the go-to" and then I remembered that she would ask for all the expensive itens and then most likely trick me to pay for everything at the end :')
Exactly! They're both sneaky people who hide their true intentions behind a smile, but I'd feel safer going for boba with Ayato than fancy dinner with Miko.
@@RandomGirl119 I thought that too but realised that I'd probably end up drinking like some weird freaking vegetable boba tea with Ayato because I would feel bad if I turned his offer down and then I'd suffer on the toilet for the rest of the week
@@mxleedy Fair enough. I guess it comes down to which consequences you would rather live with.
- Possibly get tricked into paying for the fancy dinner with Miko, maybe even falling victim to the fact that she seems to get off on humiliating people.
Or
- Probably have to drink some weird, gross experimental boba that will make you sick, and maybe even get used as a pawn in some sort of political chess game by Ayato.
@@RandomGirl119 I mean, to some people, the consequences of choosing Yae aren't consequences. XD
I don't trust either of them, but the difference between them is that Ayato has a 50/50 chance of food poisoning and Yae doesn't. I don't care what else they do with me, I don't want to literally die.
I’d LOVE to have Zhongli as a history teacher. The dude has lived through all this shit, how cool would it be to actually get first hand accounts of what happened? Also from what I can gather from his voice lines, he wouldn’t mind if you asked about specific topics and steered him away from others. As long as you’re interested and willing to listen (and I DEFINITELY am), he’d love to tell you about everything you can think of
Zhongli would take a look at the history book, then immediately he would throw it out of the window, saying: "no, this isn't even close of what happened. Let me tell you what *really* was happening in that time"
@@azure_angel3967 THIS
The first day of class the students would ask why they don't have a history textbook for the class and that would definitely be why.
Fall asleep? In ZHONGLI'S class? Nonnoononono, I would be hanging on every word, and you know he'd have all the fun extra information too. No boring lists of dates and locations in his history class.
Literally I would eat up every word he says/ I feel like he would make it interesting but that’s probably me being biased as a zhongli main🫢
I think I'd rid Xiao of his suffering because he's most likely going to be alive for much longer than Kazuha and he's already been through hundreds of years of suffering. poor boy really needs a break. besides, Kazuha has (for the most part)learned to move on. There's no doubt he misses him. but he's learned to live with it. Death is a part of life. It's really scary, but that's just how it is.
I went way too deep into this help
yeah also there's always the issue that xiao might literally just up and die from his karma any time he goes out to fight. it almost killed him before and he needed venti to come save him. who's to say that same situation won't happen again? and who's to say venti or zhongli will always be there to help xiao every time that situation happens? if xiao got rid of his karma, this wouldn't be an issue for him anymore and there'd be a more sustainable way to deal with remnants of old gods. so liyue as a whole gets safer too.
@@wrioculus that's a great point too!
Honestly, third option: removing Bennett's bad luck
@@handhelder823 I think I'm take that option
I agree. Also, Kazuha is already dealing with the loss of his friend so it feels wrong for me to even think about bringing someone back to life. So yeah, I'd also pick Xiao.
For the last one, I’d choose boba with Ayato because I feel like Yae would make me pay for the dinner.
The thing with Kazuha's friend is that Kazuha is atleast in a healing process. Xiao isn’t and probably will never be
Dude can’t move on sadly
Xiao I feel is slightly beginning to heal? But not really from his karmic debt, more like a positive relationship with other people (that whole hero conversation after the chasm quests). I think it's still better to help Xiao because Kazuha's friend is dead and he's learning/learnt to heal and move forward while Xiao is still working his way there. Also necromancy of a loved one almost always seems to go wrong.
I would cure Xiao. No contest there.
I've read his lore more than 5 times, and I always end up in tears lmao it's so TRAGIC. And even more when I found out that the OST "Bird Call from Afar" hints at it actually being Xiao calling for his dead friends asshdkhjf my poor bb deserves love
"Honestly, I'm not the biggest fan of children..."
Well that's an instant subscribe to Koomax for me then!
My answers
1. I would sell my right leg for a playdate with Childe and Teucer.
2. Lisa climbing… regrettably
3. Bennett, since at least he’s legally allowed to cook
4. Albedo as my science teacher.
5. Save Xiao. He’s suffered enough, and Kazuha is already moving forward.
6. Salesman for the funeral parlor
7. Road trip with CHILDE, bc we would have so much fun.
8. Boba date w ayato. I don’t like yae as much, I’m sorry-
I chose yae cuz ion like ayato, something about him is stuck up to me. At least Yae doesn’t hide it and I can’t stand nobody who fake
I’m in the same boat with the Yae/Ayato debate. I don’t even like boba, but Yae’s ego gets so annoying. The idea of being in a situation with only her for a good hour or so is honestly nightmare fuel. (Plus Ayato is voiced by Chris Hackney who also voices Dimitri from Fire Emblem: Three Houses, and I would fight all of Fodlan for that man)
Same
I WANT ALBEDO AS MY SCIENCE TEACHER
@@coreyklaustermeier5692totally feel you, I really wouldn't get along with Yae, ugh
Let me see here. My responses in order;
1. Beetle 🪲 Fight, Itto
2. Lisa Climbing
3. Raiden Shogun, Cook date
4. Zhongli, History
5. 404
6. Babysit Klee
7. Thoma, Roadtrip
8. Yae Miko, Fancy Meal
404 LMAOOOO
WHATS 404
@@2triedforthis830 it means error
i mean- Neal doesnt know what to think and choose.
1: Tartaglia
2: Lisa climbing
3: Bennet, there’s a reason Raiden can’t cook
4: Albedo
5: Cure Xiao
6: KLEE (we’ll cause so much chaos)
7: Childe
8: *BI PANIC* Yae Miko
How they described a roadtrip with Childe reminded me of a roadtrip I had with my cousin. It scarred me for life. Please make us an itinerary and yummy sandwiches, Thoma
Bennett is actually a good cook and likes cooking he has like five lines about it, just cause his bad-luck spiked one meal in his hangout! He even says as long as he's around you won't be going hungry! He deserves the appreciation. No Benny slander!
Tbh, I'm surprised so many keep comparing the two when Amber is also known for being a not-very-good cook (check the description of her specialty).
@@BlackTigr True, people just see Bennett's back luck and assume he's a disaster at everything. The point is they all try their best!
@@ArinieKat the bad luck may not even affect the meal, but would have him burn himself or cut himself
2:39 raiden may not be ALLOWED to cook, but when bennett did in his hangout thing he KILLED someone with his cooking
Students: hello professor zh--
Zhongli: *OSMANTHUS WINE*
ughhh i loved this so muchhh. I'd definitely go on a trip with thoma and although it'd be awkward at first, I think a formal dinner with yae would be super duper cool. I dunno, I just feel like she'd try to make us comfortable (after teasing us to shit) and YES FREE XIAO OF HIS KARMIC DEBT MY POOR SON 😭♥
I would go on a trip with childe because uh no reason, I don't like formal dinners so I would get boba even though it would be awkward since I wouldn't talk at all and YEE free XIAO of karmic debt. I've been waiting since like the beginning of time
Zhongli would be so interesting thoughhh! Yes you might fall asleep, but when you’re awake you’re learning tons of interesting facts and can doodle along
1. Childe
2. Osmanthus Wine taste the same as i remember-
3. Raiden
4. Zhongli History Teacher AU let's go
5. Cure Xiao
6. Door to door salesman for Wangsheng
7. Roadtrip with Childe
8. Boba date!
1) Tartaglia
2) Lisa
3) Bennett
4) Albedo as the science teacher
5) Cure Xiao
6) Klee 100%
7) Childe
8) Ayato..? Ayato.
Would you rather have a drinking contest with Venti (and lose) or play hot pot with Thoma (and also lose). There is no victory.
I used to always judge parents that put their kids on leashes but babysitting Klee I would have to do it😂
4:10
And we all know damn well Bennett is the student that would get hit.
1. beetle fight with Itto
2. I'm good at tuning stuff out, so I guess Zhongli's osmanthus wine
3. Bennett
4. Albedo science
5. *cry*
6. babysit Klee
7. Thoma
8. Yae Miko. I'm very food motivated xD
Here's my response on this video:
- play Beetle fight with Itto
- Lisa's sounds
- I dont wanna die from both of them but I am willing to eat Bennett's fried egg QwQ
- I would need Zhongli as my prof in History because I loved myth and history
- I need to cure Xiao from his pain
- I would babysit Klee and have fun with her.
- I would go with Thoma on the road trip
- I WILL TAKE YAE MIKO ON THE FANCY MEAL, EVEN I WOULD ENDED UP DRAIN MY MONEY CUZ SHE'S A SLY FOX XD
so essentially for the road trip question, thoma's the mom and childe's the dad
i was having a terrible day then got this notification, thanks coleydoesthings :)
A date with either Ayato or Yae Miko will turn out the same; you'll have to pay. So a boba won't be as expensive as a fancy meal so I'll go with Ayato also because I would like to taste boba.
I’d want history with Zhongli purely because he’d dive into all the specificities as he was either there in person or was on speaking terms with people who were there originally. Tho if I had a bad night of insomnia there is no way I’m not falling asleep with him talking.
4:13 "Don't care what option 2 is, picking option 1."
Option 2: Exists
"OH NO"
(tbh would pick 2, and then dedicate my time to helping Xiao heal as much as possible. Death is more permanent than Suffering, and there's no guarantee in #2 that Xiao's suffering *wouldn't* lessen over time with the right medication/activities/people/etc. Also I think Xiao would want option 2 over option 1 if it meant saving a life ;; )
Then again Kazuha has mostly moved on, it doesn’t affect his life much, whereas Xiao is still in immense pain every single day, which is why I would definitely go Option 1
0:40
Okay that animation is too cute for its own good.
The thing with Albedo shooting a potato into a student is that he cares a lot about safety, so it might be intentional since I can't see him being reckless-
Like if the student was behaving terribly throughout the semester. I can see this as a justified reason for shooting a student in head with a potato cannon.
“Come get y’all’s juice” (0:16)
I died, I was crying at this part 😂😂
Hey Coley, could you do a video where you rank like popular snippets of songs people animate for their fandom, or the most popular CMV Songs or just music people make edits to? Like how every fandom has a 'Gay or European' edit or when a few years ago the 'My Boyfriend is gay' song went around? xx love your channel
Ayato would probably force you to drink something weird, or at the very least judge you for not doing it with him.
I LOVE YOUR EDITING SO FRICKING MUCH, I CAN'T EVEN!!!! 😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😭😂😂
i would much rather do door to door sales for hu tao despite my anxiety disorder than be held responsible for whatever shit klee gets up to if i get distracted by a shiny thing for a moment LMFAO
So who's gonna write the Thoma and Childe roadtrip fanfic???
(link if it exists I must read it)
I’d take Xhongli’s class just because I could probably draw while he talks.
We need a Thoma and Childe road-trip fanfic 😭
Me by the Yae Miko or Ayato question:
I don’t like socialising, Ayato would just go after we got our Teas, so ill go with him🙃🤠
I’d sell for the funeral parlor. It would be fun to alter between being reasonable to the customers and then next door act creepy and just alternate. Social experiment which tactic works better? Being normal or being creepy and have the knights steal me away and then advertise to them since a knight’s job is pretty life threatening.
If zhongli was a history teacher he would probably spend the whole class period talking about the history of osmathus wine 😂
"I'll have a red ;)"
"A red WHAT!?!"
HAHAHAH I literally cackled omg same
1). Beetle fight!!! Actively avoiding the Childe play date simply because for a start, I can't handle children irl and second Childw would be an actual nightmare to my autistic, anxiety-ridden ass- Like he's just so difficult for me to read into? I feel like I'd do something and he'd say something passive-aggressive, play it off like "It was a joke comrade" and then I'd just be over here hyper analysing every little aspect of that interaction to figure out if I pissed him off- Like I'd just be over here liek "Okay that vocal cadence was off, he's definitely mad- Oh god he emphasised the no on the 'no not at all' oh god oh no he hates me"- Chidle will forever be a nightmare to interact with in my head because I can't read him- Itto would still be difficult to interact with but like- I feel I can read Itto better? Like my ass would be like "Oh god oh no I've angered he" but then I'd be like "Wait no it's Itto he's chilled" and boom! potential meltdown avoided-
2). Tough one but like Lisa- I feel like after some point of Zhongli being like "Osmanthus wine" it would just be "Okay that's enough grandpa, go take your meds". Lisa climbing doesn't really make me that uncomfortable honestly and is less annoying-
3). Bennett- Bennett wasn't literally banned from cooking in game like the Shogun was- I don't know what atrocities she committed within the kitchen to be banned from it but I surely don't wanna find out- Bennett at least seems to make edible things-
4). Albedo- Assuming that as a science teacher that also includes branch classes like biology and chemistry and such- Zhongli would be cool but like I didn't choose history as a subject in years 11 and 12 so like- Considering I chose Biology for those years I'd rather have Albedo as a teach- Also bruh- Just remembering this asshole teacher that shamed me in year 7 because I asked what mammaries were (I genuinely didn't know and he looked at me like I was stupid and trying to mess with him- He even called me stupid) and like- Albedo wouldn't do me like that- Albedo would tell me the answer like a good teacher- He'd make sure I understood-
5). Bruh Xiao's debt is about to be paid off bitch- Kazuha's friend is already dead so like I don't see why I should bring him back when I can literally end at least some of Xiao's suffering (not including the absolute metric tonne of trauma he has, we can take him to a therapist for tht)? Plus as you said Kazuha does seem at peace with his friend's passing-
6). Funeral parlor- It'd be an odd job but like I've always wanted to be a part of the funeral industry and like again-Bad with kids-
7). WE ARE GOING ON THAT ROADTRIP WITH THOMA- Thoma is much easier to read than Chikde is- Plus he's leagues sweeter- I trust Thoma with my life
8). I don't trust Ayato but but fancy meal implies restaurant so like- I'm sorry Yae- I don't like fancy venues ans such. Plus eating in front of people stresses me out- I haven't had boba before but like- I can't possibly embarass myself while drinking-
I'd do the playdate because I'm good with kids.
I'd go against the grain and pick Zhongli as the history teacher, because I feel like getting history lessons from someone who was actually there when the history was happening would be super cool. Like he'd go off on long tears about some historical misconception that made it into the textbooks despite him repeatedly trying to correct it.
You basically convinced me to go for the curing Xiao bit.
I'll babysit Klee because I think that sounds like a great time.
The Road Trip, I... legit can't pick, and will go with the third option of being the kid in the back seat watching them have a road-trip together.
I... I think you convinced me about the dinner date, but I'm also deeply terrified of like... what if she buys me some fancy-ass dish that costs more than I'll make in my entire life and I don't even like it that much and I offend her with my plebian tastes and I'd want to literally die.
I would love Zhongli as my History teacher but I would be simping for him so bad
I would GLADLY have Zhongli as my history teacher. Always loved history class, always hated chemistry.
Thanks to Coley, I finally after so long started to play genshin (or cautiously enter the fandom) and even though I am on the wing glider quest, I’ll eventually understand what al of these mean.
I actually can't stop seeing my science teacher as Albedo since like day 1 lol
I thought yes for yae miko's fancy dinner, until I actually went to a mediocre restaurant and freaked out because of all the menu options and just ended up picking the cheapest one so that I didn't look like someone who's never had dinner out before ToT
I would pick Yae to go on a fancy dinner date with, but I just know she would trick me into footing the whole bill lmao
Why not lie and say you broke too
Here we goooo! 0w0
1. Beetle fight, 100%. Yes, Teucer is absolutely adorable, but I haven’t spent my entire teenage years doing everything I could to avoid being a babysitter to become one now!
2. Lisa climbing, mostly for the same reasons that Koomax said. The moaning would just become background noise at some point, while talking from Zhongli would be too distracting.
3. I’d rather let Bennett cook for me, partly because I can direct him to cook a very simple meal, like his fried egg. I love fried eggs, that’d be perfect for me. ^w^ Also, Bennett may not be a great cook, but at least he is allowed to cook, even if it’s just one thing, as opposed to Raiden Shogun! IDK, to me, that just indicates she’s much more of a death-wish, cooking-wise, so I’m going with the lesser death-wish, thank you.
4. Zhongli as my history teacher PLEASE!!! I’m already pretty interested in history, but having Zhongli’s gorgeous voice narrate my history lessons? Yes please! Even if he does get distracted, it’s fine, I’ll manage. X3
5. CURE XIAO CURE XIAO CURE XIAO THERE IS NO DEBATE HERE NONE WHATSOEVER!!!
6. …Klee, I’m so sorry, I love you, but again: I haven’t avoided babysitting all these years to turn into one now. Imma be a door-to-door funeral parlour salesperson. And, on top of that, Imma embrace the weirdness of the job so as to fight off my social anxiety! Plus, the sooner people slam the door in my face, the sooner I get to stop talking to them! X3
7. THOMA!!! For several reasons, namely: 1. Thoma being organized and keeping to a plan would soothe my anxiety about the roadtrip, while as Childe’s spontaneity would turn me into a stress-riddled internally-sobbing mess. 2. I trust Thoma with my life. I trust Childe as far as I can realistically throw him (AKA not at all). 3. I’d prefer to ogle Thoma during the roadtrip than Childe because I think Thoma’s prettier (just a personal preference, please don’t kill me, Childe fans). 4. Thoma would bring snacks and/or lunches in advance, which I appreciate, being a feral snack-loving hungry kitty at heart who loves to eat snacks during roadtrips, and who would also not like having to wait who-knows-how-long between stores so we could buy more snacks.
8. Fancy date with Yae Miko please. Mostly because I’ve never actually had boba and I’m not really keen on trying it? I dunno, I’m a picky eater already, but I’m EXTREMELY picky when it comes to drinks. Also, having conversation with Yae Miko (or just listening to her talking in a mostly one-sided conversation) would be lovely because her voice is so pretty. Not that Ayato & his voice aren’t super-pretty too, but…yeah. The boba intimidates me. He also kinda intimidates me too? In a way that Yae Miko doesn’t? I’d feel more comfortable being judged for my basic-b***h gremlin-ass eating habits by Yae Miko than Ayato.
Wow those two completely made me change my mind about whether to save xiao or kazuha's friend YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING!!! 😍
I feel like Boba w/ Ayato would be really relaxed, like a small formal-ish date, but Yae Miko would make you feel like a speck of dust the entire dinner (no hate to Yae Miko, she just lowkey scares the sh!t out of me)
I'd chose to have Zhongli as a history teacher.
Like, I know that if it's a school AU, the characters aren't gonna be like over 4000 years old, but my choice s still the same.
I know I would fall asleep during his class, but I would feel comfortable with asking him questions no matter how stupid they are bc he would probably answer them without making me feel dumb.
ALBEDO ON THE OTHER HAND-
I feel like if I asked him a question and if he thinks it's dumb he would just look a me for a second and then make a remark that basically says "you dumb as hell" in such a way that no one else in class catches it except me.
You forgot the most important factor. Yae would *100%* make you pay for that meal.
So at least Ayato's would either be significantly cheaper (if he forgot his wallet and Thoma can't bring it over) or it'd be free because he took care of it. 😅
But there is also the thing of, he would try and get you to try some very odd combos with him so for some, that can definitely be a negative. Especially those with sensitive stomachs. So I guess it's more the question of 'How much is your intestinal health worth?' 🤣
Also, I feel like Zhongli has the patience to help his students understand the material while Albedo has clearly shown to get bored with those that can't quite catch up.
@Linda Les Yeah I imagine if you're able to catch on to his lessons, given how Sucrose and Timaeus talk about him, it'd be a life-changing course.
I would think that according to hiss teaser, Albedo would care a lot about whether you get the material or not and help you catch up. He frequently questions Sucrose and helps her when she doesn’t understand. He would just get too absorbed into it and start doing dangerous stuff
I honestly would love to have Zhongli as a history teacher but then again I liked history lol
loving the genshin videos Coley. what's great is the ever expanding cast, always going to be more content :)
Her genshin impact would you rather specifically with koomax are my fav
I adore history so I'd take zhongli, just bc I hate science, but also y'all talking about falling asleep to zhongli's voice when I would LOVE to listen to him talk all day long tbh, his voice soothes me
For me it would be:
1. Playdate with Childe
2. Zhongli saying his famous line because I'd rather not listen to Lisa moaning
3. Bennet cooking because he can at least make something
4. Zhongli as my history teacher
5. Save Xiao from his karma because he's suffered enough already
6. Babysit Klee because I like kids and would rather not freak people out by being a door-to-door salesman for the Wangshung funeral parlor
7. Road trip with Childe and if he spontaneously decided to go fishing I'd be down for that
8. Boba date with Ayato because I've never had milk tea before.
See, I’d pick Zhongli as history teacher not only because I like him but because I think he’d be the sort of teacher who’d patiently and carefully explain the material to you and make sure you understood and engaged with everything. Albedo is lowkey a genius, and unfortunately I know from experience that people who are geniuses at their topic - _especially_ in STEM - don’t tend to help me comprehend the topics on hand very well, just because they understand it so deeply that it’s hard for them to break it down into a basic explanation.
Who needs Zhongli as your history teacher when you could have VENTI AS THE TEACHER I MEAN THIS MAN WOULD BE A HILLARIOUS TEACH XD
other than organising your time for doing this sort of thing, i feel like this was like a little vacation for you guys. no pressure editting video feed, matching audio with video, etc.
y'all just have a silly time chittering away and having fun with minimal work grabbing clips to fit the audio.
at least, that's my take on it. i Hope that's how it happened anyway... i love the idea of you getting to basically just hang for however long out of a hectic schedule you normally likely have to have to feed our sorry asses content. 😆
Who would be in your harem/reverse? Also, if you see a pattern in the guys I like, please tell me so that I can if I have a type. Mine would consist of:
- Seto Kaiba (YuGiOh)
- Joey Wheeler (YuGiOh)
- Ryou Bakura (YuGiOh)
- Jesse Anderson (YuGiOh GX)
- Crow Hogan (YuGiOh 5Ds)
- Kalin Kessler (YuGiOh 5Ds)
- Jason Todd (DC Comics)
- Dick Grayson (DC Comics)
- Jaime Reyes (DC Comics)
- Lloyd Garmadon (Ninjago)
- Zane Julien (Ninjago)
- Cole Brookstone (Ninjago)
- Chat Noir (Miraculous Ladybug)
- Peter Parker (Marvel Comics)
- Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
- Ginji (Kakuriyo no Yadomeshi)
Thing with picking Kazuha's friend, is we will get him as playable character/meet him in a quest/event
1. Tarts because I love him, I can handle Teucer I hope
2. Lisa
3. Bennett mostly because he's so pure so he would do his best
4. Albedo
5. Kazuha's friend because he's tasty
6. Door to door selling, I could see interesting things
7. Road trip with Childe, you know shit would happen
8. Boba date
I made a Genshin High School AU and made Albedo the science/chemistry teacher. Razor’s student description was he loves potatoes so his science teacher Albedo made him a potato cannon :D
Re: Albedo the Science teacher or Zhongli the History teacher. I think Zhongli has the ASMR energy for his lectures. At least you can record his lectures and then use it as asmrs for your meditation lessons?
1.Babysit Teucer, I can’t stand Itto
2. Zhongli, my brother makes those noises ALL THE FRICKING TIME and it STILL annoys me.
3. Bennett, his cooking isn’t that bad
4. Zhongli, I love history and he’d make the lessons even better
5. Xiao ml he’s suffered sm 😭 And Kazu’s pretty much already come to terms with Tomo’s death, so it would be weird to bring him back
6. Klee please, I have social anxiety and I can barely even work up the courage to order ice cream
7. Thoma, he’d let me sleep
8. Ayato, I love boba and I love him 😃
Ok, I've got one for millennials:
Would you rather have Ganyu do your tax returns or Thoma organise your entire living space?
THIS LOOKS SO FUN I WISH I HAD A LOT OF FRIENDS THAT LIKE GENSHIN 😭😭
My answers:
1: Beetle Fight
2: Zhongli rambling
3. Bennett
4. Albedo - science teacher
5. Save Kazuha's friend - sorry Xiao I'm literally obsessed with Kazuha
6. Babysit Klee - I'd blow shit up with her.
7. Is this even a question? Of course Childe
8. Boba date w/ Ayato, I feel like Yae would order like 3 million Mora worth of food and trick me into paying for it
As someone who loves history and I even said I would listen to zhongli all day if I could asking questions and stuff. I hate science and experiments no matter how fun it can be.
I would 1000% cure Xiao I honestly don’t care much for tomo, but Xiao needs his rest
Every time that someone pronounces Tartaglia like that an italian dies 😔
I am an Italian and can confirm this
I feel like it isn't that Ei's cooking is *bad* she just has an *infinite* spice tolerance
Any excuse to be with Itto is a win, plus I can name my beetle "Heracross" for MAXIMUM reference
Lisa moaning, I don't wanna ruin Zhongli's voice
Bennett I have too much PTSD from Shion cooking in "That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime" to let her get anywhere NEAR a kitchen let alone make me food
Albedo for science as I like science more than histroy
I CAN'T CHOOSE BETWEEN MY BOISSSS. If i had to choose I'd do Xiao plus like you both said, Kazuha has moved on.
Klee, she's cute and I am a pyromaniac
Childe and me in a minivan: SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET CAROLINA (anyone get the reference)
Probably Ayato, not because I dislike Yae but because I'm not a fan of fancy food
Good times never seem so good
1st:Itto all the way. Just having a cute little battle with him is fun and seeing him all pumped
2nd:Zhongli. No contest. I mean yeah listening to Lisa's noises is fine but just hearing Zhongli's voice is GOLD to my ears so yeah him ALL THE WAY.
3rd:BENNETT! NO QUESTION! Yeah he can't cook but if he can make just a simple charred egg its fine! U LITERALLY CAN'T MAKE BAAL COOK! THE GAME SAYS "This character cannot cook." U KNOW ITS BAD IF THE GAME WON'T ALLOW HER TO COOK!
4th:I honestly want both. Albedo making chemistry actually fun and making the most wack experiments and Zhongli he can tell us all of history cause since that he experienced it! It just sounds awesome.
5th:Xiao. Is that even a question? THE BOY IS IN CONSTANT PAIN EVERY DAY SO I WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY AND IN NO MORE PAIN!
6th:Klee. I mean if I can blow up everything with her HELL YEAH!
7th:Thoma. I love fun yet simple road trips. And him just making everything organized having a set plan for us is nice and sweet cause if I try to plan everything I be a mess.
8th:Ayato. Easily. Yeah being in a fancy date with Yae sounds amazing but I wouldn't cause A:I don't really like fancy places to begin with. And B:She would connivingly trick me to pay EVERYTHING especially the expensive stuff. With Ayato I love normal hang outs of just having a drink and talking about our lives and yeah it be short cause since he's so busy but I would want to make the most out of his short time cause HE NEEDS A BREAK PEOPLE COME ON!
I feel like a zhongli would be like Merlin and cry at some point teaching the history he’s lived through
You think Klee would be easy to babysit, as much as she wants to nuke the lake, you could distract her by letting her talk you about her adventures with dodoco, or going to a discreet location for her to nuke Hilichurls or smth
That xiao/kazuha question was EVIL
Kazu is my fave and all I want is for him to be happy but yall are right. Xiao has suffered for way longer and will continue to suffer when he outlives kazuha. Besides, death and loss are just normal parts of human life that everyone has to go through.
1. Must. Make. Teucer. Happy.
2. Osmanthus wine, lisa climbing makes me uncomfortable
3. Bennet, MY BOI at least he can cook at all, he can make me his signature egg
4. ZHONGLI HISTORY TEACHER, HIS LIYUE HISTORY TALKS ARE INTERESTING AS HELL I'D GET AN A IN HIS CLASS
5. Un-emo my xiao, thank you, i love my boy and want him to be happy, kazuhahaha moved on
6. Babysit Klee, we'd go fish blasting and run around all day and after we had a fish dinner we'd just sit down and laugh after all the fun we had
7. Childe, he's rich so we can cover all the snacks on the road trip with EASE.. and i'm pretty smol so he'd get me mcdonalds
8. Boba with ayato, boba is tasty.
I'd have dinner with Miko and when the waiter comes over I'd just say "Can I get a couple raw potatoes" cause I would have no clue what anything on the menu is. and even if I did I'd still take the potatoes over any 5* meal
mcdonalds mc donalds, no we have mcdonalds at home
okay let’s seeeeee
1.) Playdate! I do not like insects and Teucer’s a gem. It’d be nice.
2.) Assuming it doesn’t HAVE to be English I’ll take CN Zhongli’s Osmanthus Wine. The climbing noises for any characters make me uncomfortable and Lisa especially soooo yeah.
3.) Bennett. I will survive Bennett’s food, I will not survive Ei’s.
4.) Albedo feels like a teacher who could draw a perfect circle on the blackboard. Also visuals would be cool. But I also like history class and I think Zhongli’s class would be interesting enough for me not to fall asleep. Immortal history teacher is a neat concept sooooo Zhongli.
5.) Xiao. Xiao is suffering and could die. He deserves respite.
6.) Babysitting Klee! I think I could survive??? Maybe? We could draw together???
7.) Thoma. I don’t trust Childe’s driving skills.
8.) Boba. I like boba and I have a set boba order. I don’t like ordering at restaurants.
When you realize that Kazuha’s friend is actually his relative
jokes on you osmanthus wine is already running through my head 24/7
My wishing ritual for getting Zhongli was listening to Osmanthus wine voiceline the entire grinding process I can last a year
Genshin would you rathers are always so much fun!
Albedo is the science teacher that doesn't make you wear goggles to pour water into a beaker
2:28 the problem there is that my room WAS where I would just be trying to do shit and I’d hear my roommate listening to TH-cam trash. It made doing homework difficult. The lounges weren’t the best place to study and trying to get a study room at the library was like fighting the jackals that were upperclassmen for securing a good time slot.
My Arataki Itto body pillow just arived, perfect timing
3:18 bennett would put the poptart in a microwave with the aluminum package still there.
8:08 definitely the boba date
Yae is gonna make us pay
And also I’m not into fancy food, I love boba tho
Yessss✨ I needed this today!! ❤️✨😭
My two fav Genshin creators IN A COLAB