"Why do prisoners need so much space?! We already spent so much on crematoriums! There's no need for the waiting rooms to be this big!" -Kibitz, November 2023 😂
12:30 That is actually how the Stasi prisons in the East Germany were build and planned. For the sake of secrecy only State liked civs and the prison and Stasi personnell were allowed to live near around it so that the normal civilians wouldn't never know of it. THe most infamous is the Berlin-Schönhausen Ex-Stasi prison where the tour guides are actually ex-prisoners of it. It also housed for a short while the Stasi head chief during his prison sentence before it's decommissing.
You should curve the terrain around CIB, rather than leave it a weird peninsula. Let them enforce their will not only on the population but on the land as well!
I had 2 stations and a prison with a 71% crime probability. Built one headquarters with a helipad attachment and crime dropped to 3% lol. The patrol mode on helicopters is really strong and pretty much clears crime anywhere it goes.
Honestly, I had hoped that Kibz would build a mid-city, jailhouse-mcmansion mash-up, with all of those add-on capabilities. However, i'm liking the evil lair vibes in the gorges.
While the CIB building thenig was neat, I still want you to make a roundabout big enough to fit an automated parking building to the middle of the said roundabout
"We've already spent so much on crematoriums, why do the waiting rooms need to be this big?" Heck, that's a mighty fine point you make, Mr. Mayor. Shall we just go full Judge Dredd with this, and make all crime punishable by death? I think we shall!
Haha. Years ago, in some Sim City version, I built a city just like this. A miserable place, called Marienburg. It was massive dirty industrial, mucho $$$, the mayor's mansion was surrounded by police stations, and I skipped on fire 🔥 houses, schools, and medical. It caught fire, and the entire city burnt 😢 down. 😂
Kibitz, did u saw the new video by cityplanner? He made a custom map, and he made everywhere have the natural resources. Can’t wait to see you build the whole map into a mining region 😂😂😂
4:43 They do though. It would be exceedingly rare to see a non-military helicopter not using ADS-B. They can literally watch them on globe exchange in real time.
Anyone getting a feeling Kibitz is recreating hunger games? Different parts of the city meant to war specific jobs. Exploited for money and resources, heavily monitored by Law Enforcement?
2:50 I think they're trying to draw you to the extra upgrades using the HQ. But since that would increase the upkeep anyway I'm not sure it'd be worth it.
The city is going great so far. If you lower the taxes a bit a lot more people will move in. let the high taxes complaint drop from -5 to -3. Also please fix the poo water.
@@elestzat2247 because one could get more by dropping taxes to -3. More people would move in surpassing the ludicrous amount currently being generated. Same way a company would sell its product at a cheaper price and get more profit as compared to selling the same product at a higher price.
Cities Skylines 2. make a loss until level 8-9, then start making money, for no reason, it just happens. Then just play the low density housing demand game until you get bored.
6:07 on your left hand side can you only get them tiles just to we can make that like the massive Retail Park of all the services and then have a couple of houses one bad thing if you add housing the jobs are going to increase even more to put like tonsil medium to high density capable of the good content
We’ve already spent so much on crematoriums, why spend so much on waiting rooms.. you know, sometimes I have to do a double check you aren’t from Texas 😂
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The Sims?
The way he said bureau killed me
Bruh
"brew"
What's all the hull-a-ba-loo at the central intelligence ba-roo?
Uncle Owen and Aunt Bureau
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"Why do prisoners need so much space?! We already spent so much on crematoriums! There's no need for the waiting rooms to be this big!" -Kibitz, November 2023 😂
Cmon, they need even less
12:30 That is actually how the Stasi prisons in the East Germany were build and planned. For the sake of secrecy only State liked civs and the prison and Stasi personnell were allowed to live near around it so that the normal civilians wouldn't never know of it. THe most infamous is the Berlin-Schönhausen Ex-Stasi prison where the tour guides are actually ex-prisoners of it. It also housed for a short while the Stasi head chief during his prison sentence before it's decommissing.
You should curve the terrain around CIB, rather than leave it a weird peninsula. Let them enforce their will not only on the population but on the land as well!
That was exactly my thought :D
Highways going over the prisons? That is going to make for some action packed jail breaks.
Imagine if there was a way to simulate jail breaks
I had 2 stations and a prison with a 71% crime probability. Built one headquarters with a helipad attachment and crime dropped to 3% lol. The patrol mode on helicopters is really strong and pretty much clears crime anywhere it goes.
The police are even above the laws of physics in this city, crazy.
Honestly, I had hoped that Kibz would build a mid-city, jailhouse-mcmansion mash-up, with all of those add-on capabilities. However, i'm liking the evil lair vibes in the gorges.
Dang I wonder how your able to run the game so good with such a high population,my game won’t stop crashing with over 100,000
0:54 Kibz, I think your Canadian is showing XD
14:02 i love that the road is automatically called pleasant lane
That's actually pretty small compared to how big some prison complexes are.
5:14 the fact that the helicopter crashed into a tower with an identical tower next to it 💀
It's a good day when kibitz uploads
Love your videos, keep it up man!
The only way to stop crime is to put people in prison before they can be criminals
You probably should put a lot of prisons inside the two mountains and deactivate the ones you are not using
Imagine he treats the prisoners so bad he gets sued and loses everything. It can’t happen, but imagine the KARMA.
like the bad ending in Prison Architect.
"we already built so Meany crematoriums there's no need for the waiting rooms to be this big" KIBITZ YOU MADE ME SPIT MY DRINK
i can't get over the way he said bureau "booroo"
Thats the best Ad ive ever watched on YT.
Give it time for the cops to " enforce their will" and make sure everyone is happy that's not in jail
Some skyscrapers next to the bureau building would be perfect, around that circular road.
Agreed
While the CIB building thenig was neat, I still want you to make a roundabout big enough to fit an automated parking building to the middle of the said roundabout
"We've already spent so much on crematoriums, why do the waiting rooms need to be this big?"
Heck, that's a mighty fine point you make, Mr. Mayor. Shall we just go full Judge Dredd with this, and make all crime punishable by death? I think we shall!
Haha. Years ago, in some Sim City version, I built a city just like this.
A miserable place, called Marienburg. It was massive dirty industrial, mucho $$$, the mayor's mansion was surrounded by police stations, and I skipped on fire 🔥 houses, schools, and medical.
It caught fire, and the entire city burnt 😢 down. 😂
The way you scowled "WE GOTTA HAVE EVERYBODY LIVING IN FEAR!" at 17:13 was peak supervillain 😂😂
police HQ has Helicopters! :)
Man, thats some crazy police state and you fixed it like it was nothing 😅😅
Kibitz, did u saw the new video by cityplanner? He made a custom map, and he made everywhere have the natural resources. Can’t wait to see you build the whole map into a mining region 😂😂😂
4:43 They do though. It would be exceedingly rare to see a non-military helicopter not using ADS-B. They can literally watch them on globe exchange in real time.
Your energy is great man
Anyone getting a feeling Kibitz is recreating hunger games? Different parts of the city meant to war specific jobs. Exploited for money and resources, heavily monitored by Law Enforcement?
You should add the prison library so you can get more workers.
5:10 Is"not"real be like:
“I’m in a nightmare realm” 😂
Next fix the sewage in the city and ocean. It’s destroying the beauty of your entire city. Please make it clean like you did with the criminals.
2:50 I think they're trying to draw you to the extra upgrades using the HQ. But since that would increase the upkeep anyway I'm not sure it'd be worth it.
Greatest Cities Skylines 2 series
i was drinking tea when you talked about physics laws for helicopter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The intelligence bureau entrance made me think of the Men in Black headquarters!
love this series dude, keep up the grind the videos are amazing!!
having bad prisoner happiness might have some problems later
Some resental zones near a prision.
So smart. So so smart
‘We’ve already spent so much on crematoriums, there’s no need for the waiting rooms to be this big’ 💀
I can watch your video all day long 😂🎉❤
The city is going great so far. If you lower the taxes a bit a lot more people will move in. let the high taxes complaint drop from -5 to -3. Also please fix the poo water.
The whole point is to be as profitable as possible, how could he possibly gain this much money without ludicrous taxes?
@@elestzat2247 because one could get more by dropping taxes to -3. More people would move in surpassing the ludicrous amount currently being generated. Same way a company would sell its product at a cheaper price and get more profit as compared to selling the same product at a higher price.
@@Young_Jedi902 Valid however profit requires exploitation :)
Should have teraformed an island in between main city and the coast. Purt prison on it then fill the rest with garbage
@imkibitz can you put prison in middle of ocean where no road connection to get there only way is via boat
This is the most unironically funny video
Happy thanksgiving 🍁 will be watching this when I get home lol
Damn 500K subscribers!
It feels like yesterday when you hit those 350K
Geert Wilder takes everything!!!
ImKibitz turning his city into Singapore 🇸🇬 with a Siberian gulag.
Arh bro the gulag needs to be put on the inside of that mountains, feel like that would be so much better
I like how the helicopter went through the two towers almost remind me something...
5:15 uhh, slight problem. Aircraft+2 towers
I think it would be cool if you create island and build prison on them like Alkatras
thanks for the entertaiment, imkibitz!
Best episode so far. 😎
POV kibs destroys important buildings for looks but when he sees a dog park relocate it
When there’s more criminals what does Kibitz think the most sensible thing to do is? Give faster Internet.
It would be cool to work on the pollution in the water and maybe pollution in general
300 crimes in a city of 150,000 would only be 1 person in 500 committing a crime. Imagine if NYC or Chicago had rates that low😂
your city is so neat lol... I am using the same map.. mine looks so messy :D
Kibitz upgrade the CIB building PLEASEE
0:53
**central intelligence peru**
Right on brotherrr.
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We need a hive city, just a little bit of course, but a extremely dense part of the city
I remember watching your Realistic Minecraft video, I loved it, When is your next video for Realistic Minecraft
Everyone needs a Central Intelligence Buh'roo.
Oyi, Happy Holidays my Guy!
Cities Skylines 2. make a loss until level 8-9, then start making money, for no reason, it just happens. Then just play the low density housing demand game until you get bored.
Normally prisons aren't in majorly populated areas, at least not high security ones.
He's tryna build a prison, for you and me to live in.
Another prison system for you and me.
I love your series!
Kibitz: "Build a Siberian Prison sort of place..." = Gulag
Kibitz you diabolical
skip to 02:18 to what you came for
oh great, it's just like america.
omg its a b-yoor-oh not a boroo
ah yes kibitz is back with the city. yahooooo
i missed " welcome back to satisfactory " i am always sayin satisfactory love ur content keep doing
You should really make an airport.
Are you even going to clean that polluted water??? It's making my OCD go crazy 😭😭😭😭
11:34 😂
Finally, someone is doing Something to curve these "SIMs/peoples" disgusting behaviour!
0:53 what's boo-roo💀😭
6:07 on your left hand side can you only get them tiles just to we can make that like the massive Retail Park of all the services and then have a couple of houses one bad thing if you add housing the jobs are going to increase even more to put like tonsil medium to high density capable of the good content
for the far away prison i would have had a more secretive way to get there but that's just me I don't actually play the game
Yeah brothers, safety is more important than freedom
Should have put that prison near the polluted water
Central intelligence buru
We’ve already spent so much on crematoriums, why spend so much on waiting rooms.. you know, sometimes I have to do a double check you aren’t from Texas 😂
Lmao that video title is CRAZY 😂
2:18 to skip the sponsor.
Man put the prison in the center of a residential area like it was Joe's Apartment
I've never heard a more unique way of pronouncing bureau