I just love the fact that every other youtuber is like "oh I heard good things about this book so I read it and it's good!" and he's like "Yeah, the book you absolutely didn't want to read? The book you didn't know existed and absolutely don't care about? Yeah, I read it, so here's my 30 min essay on why you were completely right to not read it in the first place!" This is amazing. Fresh content right there.
Okay but him calling her "Scampi" because she was eating shrimp scampi is not cute or sexy; it's like when Andy called Jim "Tuna" for like 5 years in The Office cause Jim was eating a tuna sandwich.
Steps to receive the title of "bad boy" 1. Be rude. To everyone. Just do it. 2. Be rich. (Because of course) 3. Have a nickname that you hate. 4. Be the protagonist of a mom book. Congratulations you are now a BAd bOY.
Gwyneth H The Bad Boy Menace Attack of the Bad Boy Revenge of the Bad Boy Solo Bad Boy Rogue Bad Boy A New Bad Boy The Bad Boy Strikes Back Return of the Bad Boy The Bad Boy Awakens The Last Bad Boy
My friend bought me a joke present called bad boys in kilts and all the sex scenes were made even better by the man’s dialogue written in an Scottish accent. I wish I still had that book haha
omg I looked it up and this line from the summery, " A sheepherder with a poet's heart, he has a need to share a deep, hungry passion with one special woman" is everything I didn't know I needed
So, you might already be aware of this but in the early days of the internet a "lemon" was a fanfic that was smutty for the sake of being smutty, and I'm just very amused by the author's name and I hope it was an intentional reference.
is her real name actually lemmon?? it CAN'T be right??? this lady is pulling off some god tier trolling. her pen name might as well be fanfictian de'shipfic.
*Donovan:* Sleeps with a virgin literally once *Also Donovan:* Insta-love, gets matching tattoo, refuses to sleep with anybody after, flies into a rage at any man she dates, borderline obsessive tendencies about a woman he hasn't seen in seven years *Me:* "Yeah, that's healthy."
I once found a beautiful gem called "kill or be kilt" I believe the back used the extremely eloquent, well-written and charming phrase "her very flesh belonged to him......and what flesh it was"
He shouldn't say "do me" to her unless he's ready to be pegged LMAO Also I thought for sure they were going to pull the "she died giving birth now The Bad Boy had to raise the twins by himself and never knew the touch Of Love again" but nope just sexualization of his daughters.
I was one of those wattpad readers (not proud) but i am not a mom reader anymore. All those stories had the same plot same characters the *BAD BOYS* Name was usually Aiden or Alec freaking Ryder. And then the boy would hate the girl because he was in love with her yeah confusing, then this will proceed on (introduce a love triangle, the cliche best friend, her first party, the queen bee of school who hates her for the boy) add a sprinkle of i am not pretty but in the characters she is like lucy hale or selena gomez. The girl would be a judging everyone else and calling them slut etc for how they dress. Then the first kiss with fireworks and butterflies and the 'i am not like other girls'. i am ranting , byeee
Noname Noname Lol, the thing is that without the covers, it’s typical bad YA. I think most people have read and loves books like that at some point in their youth, then they grow up a bit and realize how horrible the books really are. I mean what’s so different between your description and Twilight? One got published, the other didn’t! And one had a really bad cover! 😂
prettyxdangxcool You have NO idea how irritated I am going on Wattpad to find a historical book and find nothing but cheap romances, one of which between a NAZI ARYAN BOY AND A JEWISH HOLOCAUST GIRL
As a non-mom 23 year old woman, I would like to say that you should have asked for book recommendations because I could have hooked you up. This genre is my guilty pleasure that I don’t feel guilty about.
Pinki Mietz ummm why? If it brings me joy I don’t think it’s terrible. Am I supposed to feel ashamed for reading books just because some people think they don’t “have enough substance.” It’s 2019, I’ll read smutty romance novels if I want to.
Cordula The Platypus yeah unfortunately, but if you find the right authors, there are some good books in the genre. I’m super picky about which books I read, but I’ve always been able to find romances without violence being involved in the romance.
For the review part, how did you just make your head look decapitated and floating the whole time?! It was crazy! You just had a disembodied head wow good editing !!!
Omg I would love that and I would love if Caleb could do some research on this grown woman’s Wattpad antics and just how awful she was to everyone. I have a personal story with Anna Todd and I hate her for it. She’s awful!
i once read a book called something like "the dark knights bride" or smth thinking it would be the typical smutty mom book and bc sometimes you just feel like reading trash, right? well, it turned out to be written and researched really well, the characters were complex and made sense and i learned a bunch about life in the british middle ages in the process so... not quite what i was expecting.
I am a big feminist historical romance fan (there are a lot of them out there), but the titles and covers ALWAYS look like they're smut for repressed housewives, and I feel like they need to improve their marketing because I can't recommend them to people without being extremely embarrassed.
this video was the physical embodiment of that meme where the soldier guy is protecting the sleeping kid from the knives, but instead of knives it's Donny the Bad Boy
These books give off “Sheryl just dropped her kids off at soccer practice and her husband’s at work and her friend recommended this book and she poured herself some red wine and damnit she deserves a break” vibes
A collection of John Green books: The fault in our bad boys Looking for a bad boy Bad boy towns An abundance of bad boys And then Bad Boy And the Olympian’s The bad boy thief The Sea of bad boys The bad boy’s curse The battle of the bad boy The last last bad boy And my personal favourite To all the bad boys I’ve loved before
Are you actually upset at this? 😞 Oh no, I'm sorry. I usually just like watching these videos because they make light of these types of books so clearly targeted towards a specific audience. I mean these ARE heavily targeted towards that "mom" audience, but not every mom will read this type of book, clearly. And those who do, you know it's all fine whatever people want to read so long as it doesn't encourage negative behavior, but watching those out of the target audience read the books is hilarious to me.
BooksandLala, chill okay. If this is the first time you’ve heard the term “Mom book” then you’re obviously not exposed to much. He didn’t mean it to insult moms, or to insult you, but you can’t deny the target audience of most of these books are oppressed sex repressed bored housewives who happen to be moms too. And there’s nothing wrong with that! People can enjoy whatever they want. But honestly, if you’re offended by this, try opening a discussion you know like MATURE people do. Or you can continue to rage on the internet. Either way I don’t care. It’s a free country and I’m sure someone will give you your time of day. Just know, if attention is what you’re seeking, and it looks like it is, you’re not going to get it by fuming on someone’s TH-cam channel. Honestly, just because you’re offended doesn’t mean anyone’s going to hold your hand and try to make you feel better. This is the INTERNET and if you don’t like something you can click off. Bye, bye now
There's really nothing cute about abusive relationships. My dad and mom taught me better than that. LIKE what is Sophie thinking??? Also, it looks like your mother decorated your house from the same place my mother did.
the bad boy and the philosopher stone the bad boy and the chamber of secrets the bad boy and the prisoner of azkaban the bad boy and the goblet of fire the bad boy and the order of the phoenix the bad boy and the half-blood prince the bad boy and the deathly hallows coming to bookstores near you
This reminds me of when I sneaked smutty $1 paperback novels in the checkout line at Dollar General, right under my mom's nose; just made sure the cover was obscure. Then years later I discovered my mother was reading them when I was done with them. Just like she did with the Harry Potter series.
@@armin2changs what is what? Lime and lemon? They were used (and are now on the rise again) to tag explicit scenes (lime was mature content and lemon really graphic stuff) as a way to let people know what they were in for. Now that tumblr has banned all sexual content they're used again to cover up anything that would otherwise be deleted by tumblr stuff. I think there was grapefruit too, but can't remember what that was for :)
I don't know why after you read ugly love and a handbook for mortals, I keep waiting for your next reading vlog. Thank you so much for going through all this so we don't have to. You truly are the hero we needed. 😂
About the part where it's often romanticized when guys grab the girl by the arm and either keep them in place or drag them around, I don't really get the appeal either. But what I do know is that actually seeing it rather than seeing it in your head when you read immediately kills any sort of romantic aspect you think it might have. This might be a little tangent but in Korean dramas, this happens A LOT. So much so that you literally can't have a drama without featuring that kind of scene at least once. It's meant to be cute when the guy is slightly frustrated and deciding to take control of the situation or whatever but it comes off as extremely creepy and almost abusive. It doesn't help that the women in the situation are often directed to look wide-eyed and caught off guard, dragging their heels behind them so their love interest inadvertently looks like a serial killer. Lol. Just my two cents on that.
bloodywonder16238 Eh, I’ve seen discussion go around on the internet allot, but to be completely honest I don’t find it off putting at all. Nor do any of the females I’ve seen dramas with. I mean, yeah you could take it that way, but it’s a really easy grip to get out of if you really want. Maybe it’s a cultural thing? I mean it’s not a turn on, but it’s not a turn off either. It doesn’t come off as creepy or abusive to me, just overconfident? I’ve seen dramas where the female breaks out of the grip (always by just lifting the arm) and it a huge form of rejection. So it feels like it represents some sort of closeness to be able to do that.
@@PunkHime89 Yeah, I do agree with you that it's really a cultural thing and that the women would definitely show more distress had they not been cool with it. It's a trope because people like to see it. The ideas connected behind the trope sometimes feels off to me. Definitely not all cases of this the guy comes off as abusive but it's still an odd dynamic to see it in tandem with the woman looking like she's being dragged. If they guy grabs the woman's hand and they both walk at a similar pace, it reads as her consenting. But when there's a push for the woman to look blindsided and innocent, as though she can't fathom why the man could possibly be doing this, it's a little weird. Well to me anyways. I hope I didn't come off overly sensitive or anything, I'm just looking at this from an analysis standpoint.
bloodywonder16238 I understand, and I do realize that the idea of consent is very integral to the trope. Is it, is it not consent? I really just wanted to show one side of a conversation that seems to always be focused on the other side.
@@PunkHime89 I'm glad you did! There's always two sides to things and discussions like this is why I like to comment. Tbh, I actually didn't mind this trope when I was younger. It's just one scene and I know why people have it in the show. The male protagonist has to look cool and all that. It's only after seeing it some 200 times and the trope got tired for me that I put some thought into it. I've seen quite a fair share of these types of dramas. Now I'm just at a point where it is just weird to me, and maybe a little too hammy. Though I will say I don't mind the gentle guiding guys do when the girl is crying or whatever. Consent is a finicky thing that has no black or white. Well, I mean if the girl says no, it's no but with nonverbal interactions, unless she actually fights back or something, it's very difficult to come to a concrete conclusion. There will always be this bit of doubt. This hand grabbing thing just got more complicated than I thought haha.
bloodywonder16238 Lol, it is complicated! And yeah, I don’t watch dramas all the time since I’m not a huge TV person, so the trope hasn’t bored me yet. YET, lol. It’s like the whole surprise kiss... annoys me so much! Unless they are in a relationship, kissing someone just to make your feelings known is a no go! 🙅🏻♀️It very much fall under consent/no consent, since it all depends on the other persons reaction. But I can see why others would think it romantic, if their experience was positive.
Caleb... YOu'RE nOT A mOM??? I feel so betrayed. But apparently, you are a dad Caleb have you ever actually seen an episode of full house? None of this sounds even remotely similar to full house...
It Got Weirder I think he meant by some of the lingo used, like when the book describes sex as if it was written by a kid who isn’t allowed talk about it lmao
PETITION FOR CALEB TO PICK UP AFTER BY ANNA TODD THAT IS ONE BOOK I WILL NEVER GET OUT OF MY HEAD. it destroyed me. (There's a fricking movie coming out like wtf)
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Why would I skip in your videos 😌
wait im only 1 second in but i want to ask if this is a wattpad book or something, mainly because 90% of wattpad books have bad boy in the title.
Thank you for your sacrifice
Try reading a book from Krista and Becca Ritchie
Dog: on cover
Bad boy: saved
Nasty: happening
Patoot: scuddled
Hotel: Trivago
😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
correction, patoot: cupped 😌😌😌
LMFAO
I just love the fact that every other youtuber is like "oh I heard good things about this book so I read it and it's good!" and he's like "Yeah, the book you absolutely didn't want to read? The book you didn't know existed and absolutely don't care about? Yeah, I read it, so here's my 30 min essay on why you were completely right to not read it in the first place!" This is amazing. Fresh content right there.
He actually upped the interest level for this book but only because he was the storyteller.
That's true
Lmao
Ah yes, the romance of my dreams. Get called literal food, Do the nasty, then get screamed at. We stan a "healthy dynamic"
Papa Christ CHICKEN PARK SENTVMEEEEE
"Why am I going into this book like I'm her father " 😂😂😂😂
Let's be honest if sophie had a father figure she might not have gone for Mr. I-slept-with-you-once-so-I-know-what's-best-for-you
1k likes and zero comments? Time to change that.
What if the dog IS the bad boy
Water Malone nooooo he looks like a very good boy
Plot twist
Dogs can't be bad boys
he's a gud boi
>:0
"I think scampi is a really cute name. Not for a human woman, but like, a cat."
•o• scampi is made of prawns lol
@Kamarachukwu Nnadi no
@Kamarachukwu Nnadi an 'i' just looks fancier lol
Okay but him calling her "Scampi" because she was eating shrimp scampi is not cute or sexy; it's like when Andy called Jim "Tuna" for like 5 years in The Office cause Jim was eating a tuna sandwich.
garrettjolsen oh my god
friendship goals right there
Holy shit you’re right
LOL and then he called his kid little tuna!
Andy and the tuna... WHOAAAAH ANDY AND THE TUNA
Steps to receive the title of "bad boy"
1. Be rude. To everyone. Just do it.
2. Be rich. (Because of course)
3. Have a nickname that you hate.
4. Be the protagonist of a mom book.
Congratulations you are now a BAd bOY.
Christian grey?
@@person-iw8qj In my perspective Christian Grey is more of a straight up psycopath but hey what do I know 😭😭
What about the DaRk PaSt
@@ジュニパーベリー + and totally not like other girls
@@sofea6861 yeah, because she likes books and doesn't wear make up
ok those titles straight up sound like cringey wattpad books
SlaveForGoogle I wouldn’t be surprised 😂
Rescuing the bad boy: aka how I met my misunderstood boyfriend harry styles after my abusive mother sold me to him as a slave
@@kat-vp8qu Yesss! 😂😂
SlaveForGoogle I would like but it’s on 69...
ann cliare lmao
The symbolism of the cover is obvious. They balanced out the bad boy with a good boy. 🤣🤣🤣
This one deserves more likes 😂😂
@@amazingly_bookish more comments, too
@@wilsonclaire3352 Not sure if someone can beat that joke xD
Lmfao
I’m still not over the fact the author’s last name is Lemon.....
Lmao!
why is this so funny to me
viv cherri
Puns
No wonder all they write is lemons
Enfys Best My 6th grade teacher’s last name is Lemon🗿
nobody :
rescuing a bad boy : HES A BAD BOY !
@Evie123Infinity 😭😭😭😭😭
“Don’t call me Donnie! VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE!!”
I am done!!!
DEAD
🤣ASDFGHKL im dying
Same energy
I'm crying!! 😂😂
"I DON'T DO VIRGINS."
I mean . . . you kinda just did, though-
GothSaidWhat that is exactly what i said!! Literally. Word for word.
Lol
The Fellowship of the Bad Boy
The Two Bad Boys
The Return of the Bad Boy
Gwyneth H
The Bad Boy Menace
Attack of the Bad Boy
Revenge of the Bad Boy
Solo Bad Boy
Rogue Bad Boy
A New Bad Boy
The Bad Boy Strikes Back
Return of the Bad Boy
The Bad Boy Awakens
The Last Bad Boy
@@evies.1018 I'M CRYING HAHAHA
The mortal bad boys
City of bad boys
City of Fallen bad boys
City of Heavenly bad boys
Holy shit😂😂😂
Twi-boy
New Boy
Boy-Clipse
Breaking Boy
“What were the original three Star Wars movies again”
“Well, you’ve got A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, and The Return of the Bad Boy”
More like "selena strikes back"
A new bad boy, the bad boy strikes back, the return of the bad boy
*a new bad boy, bad boy strikes back, return of the bad boy
It's the secretly oppressed housewife genre
This is accurate but also so depressive.
basically
What
Court Ropes **repressed??
@@karenlilithruizduran9170 I've never heard or seen of kids /teens reading theses sorts of books
My friend bought me a joke present called bad boys in kilts and all the sex scenes were made even better by the man’s dialogue written in an Scottish accent. I wish I still had that book haha
omg I looked it up and this line from the summery, " A sheepherder with a poet's heart, he has a need to share a deep, hungry passion with one special woman" is everything I didn't know I needed
how could you lose it in the first place? how could you?
this is legendary
How dare you lose it
I need to read that with everything I am
love it when you do these uber long, critical reviews bro. this was a ride and i’m here for it
Hey Nadia! Didn't expect to see you here!
Whoah actually shook I didn’t know you watched these types of videos... love ur videos btw 👌🏻
I literally predicted that you watched him omg
Nadia is here!
NADIA
“How does one obtain the title of bad boy? I’m asking for a friend.” Lmao loved this video
“I let out a breath I didn’t know I was holding, that’s for sure” 😂😂😂
Best part!
like actually cackling
+
i actually laughed out loud at that
That’s in A Court of Thorns and Roses. 😂
So, you might already be aware of this but in the early days of the internet a "lemon" was a fanfic that was smutty for the sake of being smutty, and I'm just very amused by the author's name and I hope it was an intentional reference.
In the Spanish fanfic world people still use the term "lemon". It kinda makes me cringe
They still use it on wattpad
Mm Mm it still is
@@angelinageorge9526 Yeah, "smut" isn't exactly a word there yet
I thought people still use it. Not much coming from the person who's just been re-reading fics from before 2015
**gasp** _Caleb, what do you mean you're not a mom?!_
Anandi Puritipati
He’s Wally’s mom!!
@@evies.1018 exactly!!
I don't know...it's kind of like mom jeans...I hope he mom mafia doesn't come after him for reading one of THEIR books...
I can`t believe he forgot about all of us :(
is her real name actually lemmon?? it CAN'T be right??? this lady is pulling off some god tier trolling. her pen name might as well be fanfictian de'shipfic.
Caleb: "More like I-wanna-die-alogue if you know what I'm saying"
Me: *immediately likes the video*
Caleb’s wit is just - chef’s💋
Love all his quips! 👏🏼
*Donovan:* Sleeps with a virgin literally once
*Also Donovan:* Insta-love, gets matching tattoo, refuses to sleep with anybody after, flies into a rage at any man she dates, borderline obsessive tendencies about a woman he hasn't seen in seven years
*Me:* "Yeah, that's healthy."
I once found a beautiful gem called "kill or be kilt"
I believe the back used the extremely eloquent, well-written and charming phrase "her very flesh belonged to him......and what flesh it was"
Kate Markham
That made me laugh out loud. Thanks for that
By any chance, was it a book on cannibalism? ... Scottish cannibalism?
Fucking sign me up
Wtf that's nasty
What the flesh
He shouldn't say "do me" to her unless he's ready to be pegged LMAO
Also I thought for sure they were going to pull the "she died giving birth now The Bad Boy had to raise the twins by himself and never knew the touch Of Love again" but nope just sexualization of his daughters.
jessica lemmon said pegging rights
Oh..oh..*Sound of regret and disgust* _OH!_
Wait what?? Please explain. Because to my understanding and point of view.. this.. this.. pls confirm first. My gut feeling.
it’s pegging time
@@aj_814 oh fuck...
What we learned: Caleb is a dad😂
But also a mom
Let's all just agree Caleb is a parent.
Baby: ba... ba...
Parent: He's saying his first words!
Baby: ba... bad boy kisses do that to a girl!
Yeet the child
But wait how come the teen fiction section on Wattpad is all bad boy books conspiracy are moms using Wattpad
starlightshan Because those are the teens who are going to grow up and read mom books 😂
I was one of those wattpad readers (not proud) but i am not a mom reader anymore. All those stories had the same plot same characters the *BAD BOYS* Name was usually Aiden or Alec freaking Ryder. And then the boy would hate the girl because he was in love with her yeah confusing, then this will proceed on (introduce a love triangle, the cliche best friend, her first party, the queen bee of school who hates her for the boy) add a sprinkle of i am not pretty but in the characters she is like lucy hale or selena gomez. The girl would be a judging everyone else and calling them slut etc for how they dress. Then the first kiss with fireworks and butterflies and the 'i am not like other girls'. i am ranting , byeee
Noname Noname Lol, the thing is that without the covers, it’s typical bad YA. I think most people have read and loves books like that at some point in their youth, then they grow up a bit and realize how horrible the books really are. I mean what’s so different between your description and Twilight? One got published, the other didn’t! And one had a really bad cover! 😂
@@nonamenoname9701 Don't forget Xavier. That name is so overused.
Yes
“how does one receive the title of ‘bad boy’” bad boy isn’t just a title. it’s a lifestyle
Consider me officially triggered by the phrase "mom book." 😂
BooksandLala although you are a mom, you are a young, hot mom with awesome taste!
ur not a regular mom ur a cool mom
@@dannydevito1115 because regular moms aren't ?
garbage cannot It’s a Mean Girls quote lol
I know I was like I feel SLIGHTLY mom shamed 😂😂😂😂
when she realizes how solid he is, she realizes that he doesn’t become a liquid slime glob on the floor
omg that's it i get it now! he's not just putty in her hands she has to walk to the other side of the room for him because he's solid XD
You’re a brave soldier for reading this tbh
You should do a historical romance. That’s one of the most popular genres and it would be hilarious to hear your comments.
prettyxdangxcool You have NO idea how irritated I am going on Wattpad to find a historical book and find nothing but cheap romances, one of which between a NAZI ARYAN BOY AND A JEWISH HOLOCAUST GIRL
@@TravisBroski That sounds like a real movie, but the girl was mixed instead of Jewish
TravisBroski wait what
Angelina George Yea, it exists... I never read it but it seems sorta silly
One with Fabio on the cover of course
Rescuing the Insane Bad Boy (Book 5) by Caleb
XCatherineReads this needs to happen 😂
As a non-mom 23 year old woman, I would like to say that you should have asked for book recommendations because I could have hooked you up. This genre is my guilty pleasure that I don’t feel guilty about.
yeeessss same!!
That's terrible.
Pinki Mietz ummm why? If it brings me joy I don’t think it’s terrible. Am I supposed to feel ashamed for reading books just because some people think they don’t “have enough substance.” It’s 2019, I’ll read smutty romance novels if I want to.
@@rose360x1 absolutely! sadly a lot of the "romance" is just straight-up abuse
Cordula The Platypus yeah unfortunately, but if you find the right authors, there are some good books in the genre. I’m super picky about which books I read, but I’ve always been able to find romances without violence being involved in the romance.
THESE TYPES OF VIDS FROM YOU ARE MY FAVORITE
SAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Same!
ME TOO! I love the long ones and the ones where he reviews something no one else is talking about right now.
They’re his most viewed lol
“I let out a breath I didn’t know I was holding, that’s for sure” I choked
For the review part, how did you just make your head look decapitated and floating the whole time?! It was crazy! You just had a disembodied head wow good editing !!!
"don't you mean the deflowering room?" I'M SCREAMING
i read the title and thought 'oh this is gonna be a good one'
„He walks in and says do me.“ *laughs in disbelief* „and THEN THEY DO“, same Caleb, same.
Lowkey wish you had read the Christmas one 😂
If this video does well I plan to make a Christmas special
@@InsaneReader PLEASE DO
We need a Christmas special 🙌🏾🎄
You should read After by Anna Todd which is based on the Harry Styles fanfiction. It would be really funny
MaleLlano I HATE THAT BOOKKKKKKK
I love the book
I agree
Omg I would love that and I would love if Caleb could do some research on this grown woman’s Wattpad antics and just how awful she was to everyone. I have a personal story with Anna Todd and I hate her for it. She’s awful!
omg yes bad boy harry😂
no one:
me: I will *LAY YOU OUT*
did i just watch a 45 min video of a shtty book instead of sleeping oNLY for the iconic reactions ?? yes
0:53 Wait. WHAT? This whole time, you HAVEN’T been a mom? My whole life is a lie.
i once read a book called something like "the dark knights bride" or smth thinking it would be the typical smutty mom book and bc sometimes you just feel like reading trash, right? well, it turned out to be written and researched really well, the characters were complex and made sense and i learned a bunch about life in the british middle ages in the process so... not quite what i was expecting.
Im definetly reading it!
I am a big feminist historical romance fan (there are a lot of them out there), but the titles and covers ALWAYS look like they're smut for repressed housewives, and I feel like they need to improve their marketing because I can't recommend them to people without being extremely embarrassed.
“Scuttle your sweet patoot”
"I will lay you out!"
"this isn't Twilight this is just a bad boy book" AKSSKKS
Truly the Jenny Nicholson of booktube
Isn’t Jenny Nicholson the Jenny Nicholson of booktube?
they’re the same species.
the best compliment
Caleb: hates reading sex scenes
Caleb: let's read erotica!!!
I W I L L L A Y Y O U O U T
SENT ME WHEW CHILE
this video was the physical embodiment of that meme where the soldier guy is protecting the sleeping kid from the knives, but instead of knives it's Donny the Bad Boy
Your going to need a whole lot of Jesus after this
Yup, milk and bible...
Dude... Holy water and Bible and a cross...
These books give off “Sheryl just dropped her kids off at soccer practice and her husband’s at work and her friend recommended this book and she poured herself some red wine and damnit she deserves a break” vibes
Twins being born in the exact same minute... sounds fake but ok
I guess C section? They'd have to cut the umbilical cord within the same minute I guess though
F in chat for their mom's pelvic floor
@@noriakikakyoin8587 f
“I just imagine that being somebody’s wedding vows.” {Laughing to tears}
*I've literally never clicked on a notification this fast before. This is for you, boo.*
There's one at my local Wal-Mart simply titled: His Suitable Amish Wife
That's....... concerning
A BAD BOY FOR CHRISTMAS OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
“This isn’t a Twilight book, this is a Bad Boy book.” - Caleb
I loved this so much.
*a bad boy for christmas lol im ded*
I dont want a lot for christmas...
SENT
A collection of John Green books:
The fault in our bad boys
Looking for a bad boy
Bad boy towns
An abundance of bad boys
And then Bad Boy And the Olympian’s
The bad boy thief
The Sea of bad boys
The bad boy’s curse
The battle of the bad boy
The last last bad boy
And my personal favourite
To all the bad boys I’ve loved before
Omg please leave Percy Jackson out of this
bad boys all the way down
A Song of Bad and Boy
*44:44** minutes?? lol u nasty*
"Are we gonna rescue him from being a jerk? Or does he get kidnapped?!"
oh so THIS is what I'm supposed to be reading? cool. great. awesome. 😂
Are you actually upset at this? 😞 Oh no, I'm sorry. I usually just like watching these videos because they make light of these types of books so clearly targeted towards a specific audience. I mean these ARE heavily targeted towards that "mom" audience, but not every mom will read this type of book, clearly. And those who do, you know it's all fine whatever people want to read so long as it doesn't encourage negative behavior, but watching those out of the target audience read the books is hilarious to me.
BooksandLala, chill okay. If this is the first time you’ve heard the term “Mom book” then you’re obviously not exposed to much.
He didn’t mean it to insult moms, or to insult you, but you can’t deny the target audience of most of these books are oppressed sex repressed bored housewives who happen to be moms too. And there’s nothing wrong with that! People can enjoy whatever they want.
But honestly, if you’re offended by this, try opening a discussion you know like MATURE people do. Or you can continue to rage on the internet. Either way I don’t care. It’s a free country and I’m sure someone will give you your time of day. Just know, if attention is what you’re seeking, and it looks like it is, you’re not going to get it by fuming on someone’s TH-cam channel.
Honestly, just because you’re offended doesn’t mean anyone’s going to hold your hand and try to make you feel better. This is the INTERNET and if you don’t like something you can click off. Bye, bye now
I mean, that or vanilla YA contemporaries, I guess.
She's totally being sarcastic everyone. 😂
@@absyntheaurburgine7659 Issa Joke
There's really nothing cute about abusive relationships. My dad and mom taught me better than that. LIKE what is Sophie thinking??? Also, it looks like your mother decorated your house from the same place my mother did.
I could listen to you recite your grocery list and still be entertained.
HIS EYE TWITCHED IM DYING
the bad boy and the philosopher stone
the bad boy and the chamber of secrets
the bad boy and the prisoner of azkaban
the bad boy and the goblet of fire
the bad boy and the order of the phoenix
the bad boy and the half-blood prince
the bad boy and the deathly hallows
coming to bookstores near you
Don't forgot Bad Boy and the Cursed Child
@052AparnaKalarickalNarayanan True, that book was worse
@052AparnaKalarickalNarayanan lmao true, i bought that cursed book with my own money and i felt so disappointed i cried lol
sounds like draco's pov
@@nessyness5447 I-
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I need you reading smut books on camera to be a permanent thing. K thanks! I was howling!! 😂
This reminds me of when I sneaked smutty $1 paperback novels in the checkout line at Dollar General, right under my mom's nose; just made sure the cover was obscure.
Then years later I discovered my mother was reading them when I was done with them. Just like she did with the Harry Potter series.
Ahahahahahaha oh my god
That intro is a whole mood
I take a shot every time "Now That's What I Call Nasty" flashes on the screen lol. This video is GOLD, I can't get enough.
Oohhh that's an awesome idea! I'd probably do latte or frappe or bubble tea because I can't drink
@@snflwrchan8019 Now that's an even better idea! I don't even like alcohol 😆
someone: hey sweet haircut
donovan: i WiLl LaY yOu OuT
Does anyone else find it funny that the author's name is Lemmon? Cause you know lemons were a thing. Are they still a thing? I don't want to find out.
It's smut now
@@esmado7294 actually it's gone back to lemon and lime now, as a way to go around the new tumblr policy :,)
Alice Lidell wait what is that
@@armin2changs what is what? Lime and lemon? They were used (and are now on the rise again) to tag explicit scenes (lime was mature content and lemon really graphic stuff) as a way to let people know what they were in for. Now that tumblr has banned all sexual content they're used again to cover up anything that would otherwise be deleted by tumblr stuff. I think there was grapefruit too, but can't remember what that was for :)
@@alicelidell4114 gRAPEfruit, it's for nonconsensual stuff
18:39 iM CRYING LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣
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ordinary dreamer if you think thats bad you should read the bad boys stories on wattpad 😅
“They show up at salty dog, which believe it or not is a very misleading name. Woof”
I nearly died laughing
the fact that this vid is 44:44 exactly is my Aesthetic.
also, spill! that! tea! sis!
And now I have given you your 44th like
Honestly, you should try out those cringy 1.99 Amazon books and see if there’s a diamond in the rough.
Meagan Sewell omg they’re not. Trust me, go to McDonald’s with that money
"Was he elected...? How does one reveive the title of bad boy?"
Im ctfu
I missed the long video format with the piano after the funny scenes!!!!
I ACTUALLY SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THE TITLE
TRIXIE WAS HIS CAR???? What even is this😂😂😂
The videos 44 minutes lomg but the review starts at 11 minutes...
*you know its bout to get baaaad*
“And it’s just like a cute romantic thing... makes me uncomfortable.”
I’ve never related to a sentence more.
I don't know why after you read ugly love and a handbook for mortals, I keep waiting for your next reading vlog. Thank you so much for going through all this so we don't have to. You truly are the hero we needed. 😂
About the part where it's often romanticized when guys grab the girl by the arm and either keep them in place or drag them around, I don't really get the appeal either. But what I do know is that actually seeing it rather than seeing it in your head when you read immediately kills any sort of romantic aspect you think it might have. This might be a little tangent but in Korean dramas, this happens A LOT. So much so that you literally can't have a drama without featuring that kind of scene at least once. It's meant to be cute when the guy is slightly frustrated and deciding to take control of the situation or whatever but it comes off as extremely creepy and almost abusive. It doesn't help that the women in the situation are often directed to look wide-eyed and caught off guard, dragging their heels behind them so their love interest inadvertently looks like a serial killer. Lol. Just my two cents on that.
bloodywonder16238 Eh, I’ve seen discussion go around on the internet allot, but to be completely honest I don’t find it off putting at all. Nor do any of the females I’ve seen dramas with. I mean, yeah you could take it that way, but it’s a really easy grip to get out of if you really want. Maybe it’s a cultural thing? I mean it’s not a turn on, but it’s not a turn off either. It doesn’t come off as creepy or abusive to me, just overconfident? I’ve seen dramas where the female breaks out of the grip (always by just lifting the arm) and it a huge form of rejection. So it feels like it represents some sort of closeness to be able to do that.
@@PunkHime89 Yeah, I do agree with you that it's really a cultural thing and that the women would definitely show more distress had they not been cool with it. It's a trope because people like to see it. The ideas connected behind the trope sometimes feels off to me. Definitely not all cases of this the guy comes off as abusive but it's still an odd dynamic to see it in tandem with the woman looking like she's being dragged. If they guy grabs the woman's hand and they both walk at a similar pace, it reads as her consenting. But when there's a push for the woman to look blindsided and innocent, as though she can't fathom why the man could possibly be doing this, it's a little weird. Well to me anyways. I hope I didn't come off overly sensitive or anything, I'm just looking at this from an analysis standpoint.
bloodywonder16238 I understand, and I do realize that the idea of consent is very integral to the trope. Is it, is it not consent? I really just wanted to show one side of a conversation that seems to always be focused on the other side.
@@PunkHime89 I'm glad you did! There's always two sides to things and discussions like this is why I like to comment. Tbh, I actually didn't mind this trope when I was younger. It's just one scene and I know why people have it in the show. The male protagonist has to look cool and all that. It's only after seeing it some 200 times and the trope got tired for me that I put some thought into it. I've seen quite a fair share of these types of dramas. Now I'm just at a point where it is just weird to me, and maybe a little too hammy. Though I will say I don't mind the gentle guiding guys do when the girl is crying or whatever. Consent is a finicky thing that has no black or white. Well, I mean if the girl says no, it's no but with nonverbal interactions, unless she actually fights back or something, it's very difficult to come to a concrete conclusion. There will always be this bit of doubt. This hand grabbing thing just got more complicated than I thought haha.
bloodywonder16238 Lol, it is complicated! And yeah, I don’t watch dramas all the time since I’m not a huge TV person, so the trope hasn’t bored me yet. YET, lol. It’s like the whole surprise kiss... annoys me so much! Unless they are in a relationship, kissing someone just to make your feelings known is a no go! 🙅🏻♀️It very much fall under consent/no consent, since it all depends on the other persons reaction. But I can see why others would think it romantic, if their experience was positive.
caleb: lets make some TEA
caleb: dogs dont know english
Who else found this channel and started laughing 30 seconds in?. I am hooked🥰. He is all kinds of crazy describing romance novels.
"i will l a y y o u o u t " im wheezing
oh hey it's the rated r equivalent of hallmark movies
Caleb... YOu'RE nOT A mOM??? I feel so betrayed.
But apparently, you are a dad
Caleb have you ever actually seen an episode of full house? None of this sounds even remotely similar to full house...
It Got Weirder I think he meant by some of the lingo used, like when the book describes sex as if it was written by a kid who isn’t allowed talk about it lmao
@@so-niche Gotcha-- I couldn't help but think of Jesse covering Stephs ears in that one episode lol
“I let out a breath I didn’t know I was holding that’s for sure” had me laughing so hard 😂
PETITION FOR CALEB TO PICK UP AFTER BY ANNA TODD
THAT IS ONE BOOK I WILL NEVER GET OUT OF MY HEAD. it destroyed me.
(There's a fricking movie coming out like wtf)
"Rescuing the Bad Boy" is in fact about taming a bad-behaved dog so that it be a good boy. That's why it has a dog on its cover.