Wait... Maybe I Wrote the Worst Book of All Time

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  • @Mels0103
    @Mels0103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5502

    *Mary Sue:* I don't dance with jerks!
    *Also Mary Sue:* I don't want any dirty poor people at my party

    • @carlisaboysname
      @carlisaboysname 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Mels AHAH ! SO TRUE 🤣🤣

    • @maaarrccoo
      @maaarrccoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      SCREAMING

    • @irmakunsal857
      @irmakunsal857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      #thisistheplottoTheMaskofRedDeathbyEdgarAllanPoe

    • @tkam3547
      @tkam3547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Irmak Unsal omfg XD

    • @bellac6311
      @bellac6311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Mary sue: No Jerks
      And no peasants.

  • @saferapocalypse17
    @saferapocalypse17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4511

    “women are people, too. cheers erupt” this is like one of those old obviously fake tumblr stories that end with “and everyone clapped”

    • @MsBossLadyLola
      @MsBossLadyLola 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      safer apocalypse IM SCREAMING

    • @lexsunsh1ne
      @lexsunsh1ne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      plot twist she was just hallucinating the whole time instead on this planet

    • @user-vy2hz6fl6x
      @user-vy2hz6fl6x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      EXACTLY.

  • @klyn4691
    @klyn4691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3751

    The country is Arlington, the planet is Texas

    • @chaosfeast9439
      @chaosfeast9439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Dammit Bobby, I tell you hwat

    • @-Henley-
      @-Henley- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Their main exports are propane and propane accessories.

    • @phoenixfritzinger9185
      @phoenixfritzinger9185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Or Virginia

    • @coffeekaye
      @coffeekaye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      my first thought

    • @emersongausmann
      @emersongausmann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Or northern Virginia, which is often shortened to NoVA, which would honestly tie in nicely with the title and interstellar theme of the book 🤔😂

  • @alexatkinson6103
    @alexatkinson6103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4062

    "In my life, I've been alone so much that it feels like my entire life, I've been alone," -Benson Ovarton

    • @AnonymousAnonymous-xy9tz
      @AnonymousAnonymous-xy9tz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      23:08 for anyone looking

    • @theteethburglar4716
      @theteethburglar4716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Honestly, mood

    • @cooperino
      @cooperino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      r/im14andthisisdeep

    • @carlajenkins1990
      @carlajenkins1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Smile. Put it back in the bottom desk drawer. Giggle a bit cause that was fun and start reassuring yourself that you have become a better writer.

    • @crowthewicked8344
      @crowthewicked8344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      "I was right before Wakaba died... She told me, I think I might die."

  • @finthesim
    @finthesim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3610

    i guess caleb was the problematic author all along.

    • @carlisaboysname
      @carlisaboysname 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      bree big brain 😔

    • @erinw.9256
      @erinw.9256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Of course, of course.

  • @alyssaj8779
    @alyssaj8779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4187

    "maybe I wrote the worst book of all time" me whenever I write

  • @kathbeltran2181
    @kathbeltran2181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3539

    handbook for mortals is quaking

    • @Jogjosmowwdkfs
      @Jogjosmowwdkfs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      (secretly the main character's name is Zaid)

    • @ChoquedeLetras
      @ChoquedeLetras 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Dalton Ascone I love that you wrote TRIED in caps! Yes, he did 😂😂😂

    • @ladybirdg5658
      @ladybirdg5658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's what I was thinking!

    • @bellac6311
      @bellac6311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Onision is quaking

    • @nunyabusiness776
      @nunyabusiness776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bahahahahah

  • @corelei
    @corelei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2619

    yeah... i remember when my daughter dyed her hair and i almost killed her bc i thought she was an intruder

    • @corelei
      @corelei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      and then she hit me in the head!

    • @thedarkoverlordofall
      @thedarkoverlordofall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      And then everybody clapped

    • @crowthewicked8344
      @crowthewicked8344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Relatable, amrite?

    • @finalfantasy7freak664
      @finalfantasy7freak664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      And you also had a secret daughter with the evil notgay alien.

    • @ransomviolets1871
      @ransomviolets1871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Maybe she knew it was Mary Sue but because she despised Mary Sue, she pretended that she didn't know her so she can finally kill her off...if you ask me, Caleb is a genius.

  • @rattling.casket
    @rattling.casket 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2011

    ""off the top of my head,,, *mary sue* "" im crying, this is every writers'middle school mood

    • @morfonila
      @morfonila 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      tbh

    • @Biogrrrl
      @Biogrrrl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Too real

  • @olibrown1676
    @olibrown1676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4355

    evil lady: oh no I don’t have a last name! Whatever will I-
    14 year old Caleb, having just seen a ‘Pedestrians Crossing’ sign: 👁👄👁

    • @hannagreen1271
      @hannagreen1271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Liv Brown its free real estate 👀

    • @viacantthink294
      @viacantthink294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      i’ve been laughing at this for 10 minutes like actually i don’t know why maybe it’s because i haven’t slept in like a week but uh ha ha idk

    • @555blqstarr
      @555blqstarr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      More like 👁️‿‿👁️

  • @janev.3593
    @janev.3593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2665

    👏🏼Wattpad👏🏼wants👏🏼this👏🏼story👏🏼the👏🏼next👏🏼”After”👏🏼movie👏🏼deal👏🏼

    • @jamesy8217
      @jamesy8217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      OMG the stuff with the stuff i've seen on wattpad i wouldn't be suprised

  • @firebreathingreader7802
    @firebreathingreader7802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1883

    Mary Sue: Saving people from feminism since 2013

  • @chrstina
    @chrstina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2894

    "In my life, I've felt alone so much that it feels like my entire life I've been alone" 10/10

    • @emilyericksen6405
      @emilyericksen6405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      😂

    • @metalman2320
      @metalman2320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      godly line

    • @bakoziel6909
      @bakoziel6909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      oh no... oh no no no... I have to stop reading it, because every time I do it makes more and more sense!

    • @screamforicecream3
      @screamforicecream3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ReLaTaBlE content.

    • @amelia5287
      @amelia5287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      when ur trying to up an essay word count

  • @sk8tie
    @sk8tie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1837

    I was watching this and chuckling to myself and I get to "I smally scream" and I hear my boyfriend in the other room CACKLING

    • @gracefoster-christie3945
      @gracefoster-christie3945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Underrated comment.

    • @giulianarob
      @giulianarob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      This book connects people

    • @emersongausmann
      @emersongausmann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I would like your comment but it’s at 420 likes and I feel that’s appropriate

    • @Nazza_Bazza
      @Nazza_Bazza 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The scream I smally scrumpt 😩

  • @haggisa
    @haggisa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3214

    Benson - I love it when the villain’s name sounds like something you’d call a suburban golden retriever. 😊

    • @ellamasciarelli3839
      @ellamasciarelli3839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      SHAHSJSJASJ the soccer moms dog

    • @eveandaedrul
      @eveandaedrul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      So, Benson from funhaus? :D

    • @MakKSharpe
      @MakKSharpe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      The evil... the vile... sir spotty

    • @mountainmoth
      @mountainmoth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      "Benson... Benson! Come on dear we need to stop kidnapping princesses!"

    • @alliebenson4653
      @alliebenson4653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Haha I actually know someone with a suburban Golden Retriever called Benson

  • @kasey_7269
    @kasey_7269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1569

    Okay but little thirteen year old me would have been all about this book.

  • @anbuX101
    @anbuX101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1348

    "Hello! You all know me, I'm Princess Mary Sue!" im wheezing

  • @insomniaaaaa4813
    @insomniaaaaa4813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1482

    "Benson"
    *Dramatic music*
    *Terrified screaming*
    *Children crying*
    *Dumbledore quaking*

    • @thatgirlsarah8820
      @thatgirlsarah8820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      that name strikes fear in the hearts of even the bravest

  • @sab714
    @sab714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +945

    Zenith + Handbook for Mortals + Romeo and Juliet = Ruler Of the Stars

  • @temtem8110
    @temtem8110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1108

    I’m crying. Homeboy really wrote a villain who works in a shop called “Dresses for Women”. I stan retail villainy 👏

    • @thecolourfulpill
      @thecolourfulpill 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe the real evil all along... Was capitalism?

  • @kirajockstrap
    @kirajockstrap 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1512

    "I killed your parents, they're dead. The barban ate them and now they're evil and they're dead" this cracked me up 😂

    • @crowthewicked8344
      @crowthewicked8344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      It has like three double negatives in it, it's ironically amazing

    • @valeriaaraujo9962
      @valeriaaraujo9962 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Benson survived two deaths but Mary Sue's parents survived being killed And two deaths, apparently. Truly impressive

  • @oliviagreen8853
    @oliviagreen8853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1568

    Like the fact the king and queen dont even recognize their own daughter is same level cringe as abducted in plain sight

    • @alaskareads2541
      @alaskareads2541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lauren N SKSK TRUE

    • @Mecharnie_Dobbs
      @Mecharnie_Dobbs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Maybe the Queen DOES recognize her but wants her killed anyway because of that thing that happened with the King.

    • @Mecharnie_Dobbs
      @Mecharnie_Dobbs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Maybe that's forshadowing the revelation that Mary and Zephyr are identical twins.

    • @crowthewicked8344
      @crowthewicked8344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Mecharnie_Dobbs Well... someone has to stan this story when Caleb won't

    • @crowthewicked8344
      @crowthewicked8344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That sarcasm btw in case anyone takes it the wrong way

  • @depressednight2496
    @depressednight2496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2669

    honestly, this probably could have been published in 2013

    • @oboebuddy15
      @oboebuddy15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      2013 was a problematic year xD

    • @thatclassypenguin
      @thatclassypenguin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      A problematic and memorable year lmao

    • @meandmybobbygee1812
      @meandmybobbygee1812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My favorite year

    • @crowthewicked8344
      @crowthewicked8344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The peak of minecraft?

    • @Debicus
      @Debicus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just imagine if this was published

  • @yakketyyak6414
    @yakketyyak6414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1382

    me as a thirteen yr old writer: double spaced, indented, cover page, page numbers
    me now: comic sans, barely separates paragraphs, spellcheck whomst??

    • @zoerice4227
      @zoerice4227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      God, do I feel this 😂🙌

    • @memedreams8558
      @memedreams8558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      The regression from MLA Format to absolute chaos

    • @lizipearlthepearlperspective
      @lizipearlthepearlperspective 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I'm still the former and I'm 19 aaahhh it makes me feel better about myself lmao 😂

    • @melodyfritz194
      @melodyfritz194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      *enters in Grammarly* *loses all formatting* *huffs and goes back to crappy grammar instead of trying to fix it* 😂

    • @ALunarLight
      @ALunarLight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Me as a 13 year old color coded dialog and character action pink purple blue red yellow. If it setting black. Make in to chapter 2 starts new book, have 15 books in the to be finished at 5%
      Me now, jumps from one 300,000 word novel missing first 5 chapter to a 220,000 word novel missing the climax. All black ink. 7 to be finished at 90% closer I get to 100 more likely I am to quit.

  • @pepperlicious52
    @pepperlicious52 5 ปีที่แล้ว +970

    "She's lying there, *Jesus-style*" PLEASE rewrite this story to have that line in there im dying

  • @krisu3441
    @krisu3441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2098

    My casting for this book:
    Mary-sue: Emma stone
    Benson: James from Big Time Rush
    Zephyr: again Emma stone
    Queen: Charlize Theron
    King: kit Harrington
    And lastly my favorite, ganondorf -I mean Jamori: Will Smith’s version of the Genie except he’s green with ginger hair

    • @isathesmall4441
      @isathesmall4441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Oh my god

    • @junejean1038
      @junejean1038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      👌👏👏Perfect👏👏👌

    • @lostintranslation5630
      @lostintranslation5630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      JAMES FROM BIG TIME RUSH

    • @saratroskot
      @saratroskot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Im dying, this is perfect

    • @edenroseart
      @edenroseart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      No no zephyr is Emma stone with a shitty cheap ginger wig

  • @cleown5123
    @cleown5123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1275

    I respect Mary Sue because she'd rather die than not commit to that role and isn't that what makes a great actress?

  • @daniellemhall1358
    @daniellemhall1358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    A villain with a day job. Innovative.

    • @FreggFaerie
      @FreggFaerie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      This got a great chuckle out of me 😂

    • @crowthewicked8344
      @crowthewicked8344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Voldemort working at Mcdonald's.

    • @gwenn5875
      @gwenn5875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Gemori’s gotta get that coin

    • @user-qv2qf1jk5o
      @user-qv2qf1jk5o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Reminds me of the witch in Beastly, who just like... enrolls in high school for four years, (and I think three years in middle school, too??) just to curse the protagonist... she’s really invested in the long con. That, or even she recognizes the value of a good education

    • @blankslate7491
      @blankslate7491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Basically Yoshikage Kira

  • @sour.milk.bottle3941
    @sour.milk.bottle3941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    “I don’t know why this planet sounds like, some like, Italian seasoning.”

  • @livodo2610
    @livodo2610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    “Mary wasn’t my name...MY NAME IS MARY SUE!!!!!”
    honestly donovan who?
    Edit: Mary Sue was the ORIGINAL bad boy

  • @aw7145
    @aw7145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1855

    Arlington is the name of a city in Texas and it may be the least sci-fi name that I've ever heard, which I think is a testament to how skillfully and creatively you named everything in your book

    • @CarolineReadsbooks
      @CarolineReadsbooks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Alyssa Wagner and Virginia

    • @audrief6900
      @audrief6900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      And Tennessee

    • @lucaleone4331
      @lucaleone4331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Haha I was thinking the same thing, I live in Dallas so whenever he says Arlington it definitely takes me out of the sci-fi idea lol

    • @user-re4kc9on6f
      @user-re4kc9on6f 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I was dying because it's a town in New Jersey, too.

    • @Nerd0Vision
      @Nerd0Vision 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I just kept thinking of the military cemetery 🤣🤣

  • @rachaelmanda3065
    @rachaelmanda3065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    'Because I loved my daughter and you stole her from me!'. Made me think of one of my favourite Holt quotes from Brooklyn Nine Nine; 'if you love someone, you'll remember what they look like'.

    • @samanthajungers8442
      @samanthajungers8442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Rachael Manda yeah, but he was being characteristically unsentimental lol

  • @XCatherine
    @XCatherine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2748

    Can this video count as an audiobook that I can add to my Goodreads reading goal???

    • @StarlightReader
      @StarlightReader 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I say yes go for it lol

    • @HaleyMtz
      @HaleyMtz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      was literally just thinking where can I mark this as read on goodreads LOL

    • @renialatrice
      @renialatrice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yes

    • @samanthajungers8442
      @samanthajungers8442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I made basically the same comment, then saw yours. Deleted mine.

    • @samanthaong1920
      @samanthaong1920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Haley Mtz Handbook for Mortals

  • @summerwithcj7716
    @summerwithcj7716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    this is the feminism equivalent of what green book did for racism

    • @memedreams8558
      @memedreams8558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I- shsjkfkfkg

    • @leanykakicsi6152
      @leanykakicsi6152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Green book?

    • @junejean1038
      @junejean1038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      why is this sort of accurate???

    • @КатяГарь
      @КатяГарь 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@junejean1038 could you explain pls?

    • @j.j7464
      @j.j7464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      leányka kicsi it’s a movie

  • @withcindy
    @withcindy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4852

    did you write the worst book or the best 1:19:09 feature film

    • @rattling.casket
      @rattling.casket 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      the latter

    • @Ew-wth
      @Ew-wth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      @@rattling.casket But why not both?

    • @cas_1139
      @cas_1139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      He gets a Razzy and an Oscar

    • @TheAquamarine4
      @TheAquamarine4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Writing YA parodies since 2013:)

    • @sunnysodapop
      @sunnysodapop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I love you!

  • @hanaomer4419
    @hanaomer4419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +859

    The beginning of this book sounds really interesting with your interpretations. A soon to be queen makes her very first law (one that's traditionally supposed to be for the betterment of the people) to take away her peoples rights and some people's livelihood (and even possibly eff with the economy of the country). Then theres the fact that there might be slaves and that she doesn't respect the poor (won't let them attend her birthday party). I really thought the thing she was drinking was poisoned and not a sedative. A tyrant of an heir dealing with assassination attempts and learning to not be such a dipwad while falling in love with someone she doesn't know is trying to kill her would've been such a cool story.

    • @mab_cat
      @mab_cat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      It STILL makes for a cool story. I think this book can be saved with some reworking!

    • @shannonfick7170
      @shannonfick7170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I totally agree! Like with some reworking, this could be a really interesting twist on the whole “Mary Sue” trope where the protagonist is an unreliable narrator. Like in the beginning, she thinks they’re cheering for her, after her law is announced, but they’re really starting to panic and riot. But she’s surrounded by “yes people” who constantly tell her “See? They love you!”
      It could even serve as a real-world parallel to the insanely rich and powerful who honestly think that they’re loved by the lower classes and that what they’re doing is right

    • @thecolourfulpill
      @thecolourfulpill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I
      Did you just somewhat describe Merlin BBC??
      (or am I just too deep in the memes?)

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think y'all should write fanfiction for this lol

  • @lillymarie2788
    @lillymarie2788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1293

    That’s not as bad as what I wrote in middle school. My entire story was about shape shifting unicorns who have invaded the human world and live amongst them undetected. Their home realm was called Unicornia. Freaking UNICORNIA. The creativity my little brain had was nonexistent.

    • @gracegatto419
      @gracegatto419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Can I read this lmao

    • @jay__birdie
      @jay__birdie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Okay but that's adorable

    • @kitkatxk2814
      @kitkatxk2814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Omg.... Seriously. Too funny.

    • @jay__birdie
      @jay__birdie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @Y Daboi you have no idea how badly I want to read that

    • @rattling.casket
      @rattling.casket 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      okay but like this would be a bomb-ass kids show

  • @julia-gorman
    @julia-gorman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    when zephyr is his daughter and your life is a lie
    _that's jamore_

    • @mellowmallow4855
      @mellowmallow4855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @isathesmall4441
      @isathesmall4441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      When the moon hits your eye
      Like a big pizza pie
      _macklemoré_

    • @surprisesdaedra2863
      @surprisesdaedra2863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This roflm

    • @kylamamber9080
      @kylamamber9080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee,
      That's a moray.

    • @datawolf39
      @datawolf39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      When you go on a show to test if you're the dad yes or no
      That's a Maury

  • @pepperlicious52
    @pepperlicious52 5 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    fourteen yr old caleb CALLED OUT for PROBLEMATIC writing!!1!1!

    • @kamilamuratova7728
      @kamilamuratova7728 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      pepperlicious52 Can u pls explain, what does "problematic writer" phrase mean?))

    • @pepperlicious52
      @pepperlicious52 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Kamila Muratova it means writing that usually pertains to upsetting/violating societal norms with no explanation as to why it exists in the story BUT i was just joking in this context im not actually calling him out lol :' )

    • @kamilamuratova7728
      @kamilamuratova7728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pepperlicious52 ahahaha, yeah I know you were joking, just didn't know what it meant. Thank you for the explanation though 😊

  • @firebreathingreader7802
    @firebreathingreader7802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    Don’t you just hate it when evil villains tweet hate mail at you😣

  • @trinitygarcia5028
    @trinitygarcia5028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +885

    The second you said Benson I had very aggressive ICarly flashbacks

    • @kelseybell4450
      @kelseybell4450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I thought of that gum-ball machine named Benson from the regular show

    • @meganreardon5150
      @meganreardon5150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Trinity Garcia well why tf were they so aggressive

    • @Violet_ii
      @Violet_ii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      more like bary b benson

    • @babylonprojectillustration2014
      @babylonprojectillustration2014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kelseybell4450 Same.

    • @maligardenia
      @maligardenia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kelseybell4450 same fam

  • @hazeljane8436
    @hazeljane8436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    pissing myself at the concept of this intergalactic supervillain working at what is essentially space topshop AND GETTING A NAME BADGE WITH HIS ACTUAL NAME

  • @CarolinaHernandezAuthor
    @CarolinaHernandezAuthor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    "this is kinda cute, but also the writing is not good" i have never related more lmao

  • @lucaleone4331
    @lucaleone4331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    Wait...the mom was gonna shoot/execute zephyr when she didnt know it was Mary sue. But zephyr is also the queens daughter. So regardless the mother was going to shoot one of her daughters? Lol

    • @LadyLiteracy
      @LadyLiteracy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😮 that’s wild lol

  • @cjfer00
    @cjfer00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    mary sue, feminist icon

    • @101Brookerox
      @101Brookerox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      mary sue: I have freed you all from feminism!

  • @zkxnkj534
    @zkxnkj534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    _"I wonder what she's gonna do! She is gonna be a rational human... Right...?"_
    "No, no, no... This is a young adult book. *We don't do that here!* "
    🤣🤣 you tell her! 😤

  • @Bryannbanan
    @Bryannbanan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    My biggest question was how Benson could have possibly kidnapped Mary Sue if she was with her family, in the middle of a party, when she passed out, but you mentioned it and I was so happy!

  • @AcornRiot
    @AcornRiot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    I love this era of youtube where more and more people are uploading videos of an hour or more.

  • @jay__birdie
    @jay__birdie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Someone: what's ur favorite movie?
    Me: *shows them this video*

  • @dar.ia21
    @dar.ia21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Mary Sue after being called just Mary instead of Mary Sue: IT IS MARY SUEEEEEE
    Also Mary Sue after her name is pronounced almost entirely wrong: Guess I’m Marie now

  • @bloogoo
    @bloogoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    So the love interest is a ginger Sherk with a man bun. bless you.

    • @jay__birdie
      @jay__birdie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Omg I forgot that he was green... is Zephyr also green? Caleb we have questions

    • @lizipearlvlogs
      @lizipearlvlogs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@jay__birdie is Mary Sue green since they're sisters? IS EVERYONE GREEN???

  • @luanamattos1864
    @luanamattos1864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Also have a shot every time Mary Sue gets pinned down or pins someone down, honestly an icon

    • @dreaxo189
      @dreaxo189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      we love alcohol poisoning 🥂

    • @delightfulpisces1958
      @delightfulpisces1958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes, I want to get my stomach pumped.

  • @maiatisdel8701
    @maiatisdel8701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    “I wOnDeR wHo It Is?!?!?”
    “It’s jamori.”

  • @itshannah6048
    @itshannah6048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    “She’s talking about how big her room is and how her life sucks” ...but does she wear men’s size 13 Nike’s?

  • @rainliketheweather4086
    @rainliketheweather4086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    I don't think this whole "18 year old makes a new law" thing is a good idea. Princess or not... 😂

    • @nukhbahsany9712
      @nukhbahsany9712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Seannessy Rain *flashback to all horrible way of thinking of mine in the age of 18*

    • @daniellemhall1358
      @daniellemhall1358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The premise is cool, but I don't know what the execution would be like

    • @pineapple6758
      @pineapple6758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What if she made a law that nobody else had to make a law

    • @hannahnoel3035
      @hannahnoel3035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm 18 and the law I would make is that you can't make your car stereo too loud. It's distracting.

  • @DanaXD00
    @DanaXD00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    "i saved them from feminism" she's a little confuse but she got the spirit

  • @holshr8291
    @holshr8291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Okay, I'm only 6 minutes in, and honestly Mary sue feels like she would be a really great evil queen character.

  • @UnusuallySunny
    @UnusuallySunny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    The Queen: I love Gemori.
    Princess Mary Sue: He's a murderer!
    The Queen: So is Benson.
    Princess Mary Sue: THAT'S DIFFERENT!!!!!

  • @bethanynoelle277
    @bethanynoelle277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    ok but as a young teen u wrote a WHOLE book AND you were a feminist icon... i stan

  • @lucymakes
    @lucymakes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "Zephyr gave Benson an antidote, so that's why he's fine."
    Ah yes, an antidote for a gunshot wound to the chest. Of course.

  • @katta2274
    @katta2274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    ok but that title is me reading any of my writing ever 😩

  • @sofiacoffee5556
    @sofiacoffee5556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    when i heard "dark hood" and "benson", I immediatley thought of the dark kermet meme and benson from regular show.
    so i just kept hearing a dark kermet benson this whole time...

  • @andretthew
    @andretthew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    Sounds like the next Sarah J Maas book

    • @kenzie9220
      @kenzie9220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      this is gold oh my goodness 😂😂

    • @chaoticthought443
      @chaoticthought443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Shadeeeee😂

    • @andretthew
      @andretthew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm not actually being serious, I would just like everyone to know this. I love Caleb

    • @darkadalia
      @darkadalia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      At least he had the smarts not to publish a terrible story. Sarah actually published trash, and people ate it up like racoons in a dumpster 😂🍵

    • @kitkatxk2814
      @kitkatxk2814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@darkadalia because people love trash unfortunately.

  • @haileybubs9851
    @haileybubs9851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    This is literally the epitome of a Sarah J Mass book but in space

  • @ErinIrwin
    @ErinIrwin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    “Mary Sue, who went missing a few days ago.” What the heck, she already has a headstone and grave?
    But for real, if I watch the whole video can I count this toward my goodreads reading goal?

  • @noraeable
    @noraeable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    "She's gonna be a rational human, right? No no no, this is a young adult book. We don't do that here."

    • @sucubus4life
      @sucubus4life 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      favorite line. I need a t-shirt with that on it

  • @Yakutie
    @Yakutie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Obsessed with the fact that Mary was using the wrench she grabbed to get a pipe to use as a weapon when she already had a wrench, ya got one right there girl

    • @helgaolympia2268
      @helgaolympia2268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Omfg how have I never realised this?!? 💀💀💀

  • @Blablablablabla392
    @Blablablablabla392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    A supervillain working in customer service is an incredible idea, actually

  • @andrea-0.0
    @andrea-0.0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    My favorite part is that the princess was missing for less than a week and there is no corpse but her parents already have her tombstone shiny and ready xD

  • @unikittyproductions2797
    @unikittyproductions2797 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    please never delete this video I’ve fallen asleep to it like once a week for the past five years

  • @insomniaaaaa4813
    @insomniaaaaa4813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    I feel like Mary Sue is honestly more upset about him calling her Mary than getting kidnapped

    • @AK-rx8gp
      @AK-rx8gp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Summer/Lily is quaking

    • @ponytailproductions2503
      @ponytailproductions2503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@AK-rx8gp I’ve been searching for this comment omg. Ruler of the Stars? More like Ruler of the Cellar.

  • @julzk3654
    @julzk3654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Bensen: *makes potion that can save the people infected with barven*
    Also Bensen: *kills about 20 barven with his exploding ship*

  • @kristenyarbrough4287
    @kristenyarbrough4287 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I mean, as a fourteen years old, you wrote about a character that was the opposite gender, intentionally written to be unlikeable, and has actual attempted world building. Alot of kids can't even write someone they can't agree with so it's actually got some potential if it was rewritten.

  • @gwendolyndressler1782
    @gwendolyndressler1782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Gymorah’s introduction had me in LEGIT TEARS. The main antagonist, a mall cashier at a dress shop, I love it

  • @madisonvava8342
    @madisonvava8342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Wait wait In the beginning when she got knocked out on front of her mom, did “Raven” just walk in scoop mary-sue up and say to the queen “yea I’m just gonna take her now.”

    • @tallahriehl8220
      @tallahriehl8220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      "Oh, what a nice young man. I hope my only surviving child has fun with this stranger I've never met!"

  • @ImmortalBroken
    @ImmortalBroken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Princess Mary Sue: "Being normal for once in my life would be great."
    Handbook For Mortals chick: "I have always envied those with normal lives."
    Omg. Caleb you should sue.

  • @jerrpie
    @jerrpie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    "the spACe aPpLIaNcE INduStRy" 😂

  • @LPempty
    @LPempty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    You literally ended misogyny. Release this rn

  • @alinao4246
    @alinao4246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    The first thing I ever published (on Wattpad) and still have a copy of was a girl being stuck in an elevator with One Direction. I was 13 but even still, so cringe...

  • @evahagen9131
    @evahagen9131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "In my live I've felt alone so much that it feels like my entire live I've been alone."
    - Benson Ovarton, in _Ruler of the stars_

  • @jackpfefferkorn3734
    @jackpfefferkorn3734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "A huge creature about the size of a monkey" Wow, what incredible creature design. It really paints a picture.

  • @Mouse-lm9mc
    @Mouse-lm9mc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    When you're the main villain but the recession hits and you gotta go into retail at Space Mall

  • @casstheshifter2176
    @casstheshifter2176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    My fancast for the movie adaptation of Ruler of the Stars-
    Mary Sue- Sabrina Carpenter (idk but short, angry anti-hero Mary Sue would be really funny)
    Zephyr- Chloe Grace Moretz
    Benson- Tom Holland (again, idk, I just think it would be funny to hear him say "In my life, I've felt alone so much that it feels like my entire life, I've been alone")
    Queen Larene- Cate Blanchette
    King James- Tom Hanks
    Gemori- The Rock (but with a man bun)

    • @Michelle-dl6qm
      @Michelle-dl6qm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Imagine just seeing THE ROCK working at a dress shop

    • @balromasant
      @balromasant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Idk about you... but yes

  • @laniprinceson8026
    @laniprinceson8026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    “Let’s move out of here so dont get killed by these dancers; what kind of dancing are they doing? “
    *eyes Lord of the Flies nervously*

    • @isathesmall4441
      @isathesmall4441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *eyes Superstar starring Molly Shannon nervously*

  • @unknownguest4575
    @unknownguest4575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Jamori wouldn't even be able to get Mary Sue when he first sees her. He gotta finish his shift 😂😂😂

  • @elise_elise13
    @elise_elise13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Not gonna lie. The part, "I'm an 18 year old girl. Why do they care so much?" was actually genius...

  • @X_MissMary_X
    @X_MissMary_X 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "After she says she's gonna kill them, what a queen"
    How half of YA writers construct female leads

  • @prettypinkbowx3
    @prettypinkbowx3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    the part where she's hunting and they're all cheering for her is SENDING MEEEEEEEEE lmao i cannot stop laughing... way to save feminism, mary. you're doin great.

  • @swimmyswim417
    @swimmyswim417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    When I was four, my mom would give me little packets of printer paper stapled and folded so I could make my own books. My first was about a horse named “Scosr” who befriended a little boy, and then he died and went to heaven.
    I peaked early. Everything after that is pretty much either self-insert fanfiction or disjointed scenes of overly complicated stories that I’ll never finish.

  • @abigailsledd
    @abigailsledd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    this is such a comfort video for me i've watched it so many times I never get tired of it. i wish i could read this book every night

    • @chloe._.
      @chloe._. ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oml same. I’m back for yet another rewatch

  • @sams.2724
    @sams.2724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    i like how he goes out of his way to steal Mary from planet texas cause "I need you, its important" and an hour later its like "k warrior princess in high heels and puffy dress, you stay RIGHT here while i do my mysterious important business!"

  • @conoryoung1761
    @conoryoung1761 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    It's been five years and I still lose my shit every time I think of "where is the bathroom, my Queen??"

  • @FSEThompson
    @FSEThompson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Love the idea of starting a book by having the main character promise to carry out the death penalty for anyone trying to travel. Incredible first impression

  • @lucyk4119
    @lucyk4119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Well, there goes Caleb... Saving people from feminism again by giving people equal rights.....
    Wait....
    That's not right...

  • @chocolatepie1239
    @chocolatepie1239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    “I’m a teen author, imma get this book published” me in middle school ☠️☠️☠️

  • @jeusmaxrex7089
    @jeusmaxrex7089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    If you had post your book in Wattpad, maybe you’d have your own Netflix movie right now. What a lost opportunity.

  • @gracegatto419
    @gracegatto419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Why is this zenith though lmao

    • @tacobella6474
      @tacobella6474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Hot ass tea right there and I'm here for it

    • @dreaxo189
      @dreaxo189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      (why is this better than zenith though lmao)

  • @gracemonk9444
    @gracemonk9444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I’m from Arlington, Texas and every time he said Arlington I just imagined my own town being attacked

    • @kaylen4930
      @kaylen4930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Grace Monk I’ll tell you hwat Bobby

  • @sicksalt7765
    @sicksalt7765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Me: Wow! I wrote 40,000 words! I’m so proud of myself for sticking with it for so long :)
    Fanfic writers who write like 200,000 words per story: Hold my beer

    • @viceroymarx406
      @viceroymarx406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      look up The Loud House: Revamped, which last i checked is up to ~5.5million words (taking the place of ambience: a fleet symphony which was ~4.5million words, which previously took the place of the famous subspace emissary world's conquest at ~4million words). i tried reading it, wasn't very good, but i have to respect the absolute time put into it; the iconography of it all

    • @sicksalt7765
      @sicksalt7765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Viceroy Haukea Holy shit. and here I thought the most impressive Long Fic was Fallout Equestria at 620,295 words

    • @yepjustanaccount3357
      @yepjustanaccount3357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Quality over quantity.

    • @yepjustanaccount3357
      @yepjustanaccount3357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Quality over quantity.

    • @yepjustanaccount3357
      @yepjustanaccount3357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Quality over quantity.

  • @dragon_girl12
    @dragon_girl12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    The kingdom being called Arlington reminds me of this 80s show Bravestarr where it all takes place on a planet called "New Texas"