DisobeyToday you are not getting it my friend he is the best to them .let me put it this way most people think their mothers are the best because in their opinion they are but that does not mean they are the best in the world . The flat world analogy doesnt work here as this situation is a matter of personal preference not solid facts personally russel is one of my favourite comedians and one of the best to me that doesnt mean hes the best ever and that is the fact
I've had 2 kids, been married for 13 years, and my stomach took a beating from the 2nd pregnancy. My stretch marks actually started tearing and bleeding. So now I have mom belly. I've struggled with it, I think it looks horrible. But my husband loves it, he says it's a symbol of my dedication to him and the kids. If I wanted to do surgery he would be all for it, but only if it made me happy. Don't let other people dictate how you should look, or force you into any surgery.
@@Kat-mu8wq when I was headed into puberty, my hips, thighs and chest skin couldn't keep up, and I got stretch marks. I wasn't overweight, if anything I was under -weight. But I remember seeing a medical record and realising that in a year, I'd grown five inches in height and put on a stone in weight. They do eventually fade to a dull silver and are basically unnoticeable...until I had giant babies,! One of whom is a weight lifter gym junkie who also got stretch marks in his teens. He says a lot of guys at the gym have them.
Prince Cole You’re like 13 tops so stop begging it you neek, you don’t have a girl either so stop getting rude at people on the internet when they call you out still, you’re not bad you probably get bullied at school with your nerf guns
Lol same, him and a couple other guys are the sole reason I somewhat kept my faith in men through my teenage years lol. However some never seem to grow up and treat women like equals so that teenage bit doesn't really matter lol
@@HelloThere... obviously. But women aren't throwing themselves at me the same way men are lol, and I'm not saying that in a good way, I'm bisexual so I'd actually like it if the scales were more balanced lmao. My point is that as a woman, men insert themselves into your space and life all the time and you either just have to tell them to fuck off or see how it goes and if they're nice people - so there's more chance of getting a few douchebags and being fucked over. whereas it feels like as a woman you can be selective of what women you interact with. I've had guys literally drunk as hell, on their knees, declaring their love for me (which isn't an attractive look btw) then weeks later send me walls of text calling me a crazy and retarded and telling me to stop bitching about their new girlfriend (when no one was saying shit)... My experience is that men are very insecure and paranoid. Even men in my family who I love dearly and/or have passed away recently, I hear stories that sound borderline abusive. I'm lucky to be with a man right now who is nothing like anyone I've ever dated or been friends with, he's truly 100% good. Unfortunately people like that get taken advantage of and he's been a bit battered by that reality lately
@@LemonSte mm. I could write a paragraph as long as yours about how women can be just as much of an asshole as some douchebag dude. Should I be saying that "Emma Watson restores my faith in women"? I wouldn't... That could easily come off as offensive, and it is. The problem with saying things like what you said, (and it's very common for women to say) is that it makes you sound like some of those unfortunate "men hating" women. Do some men have problems mostly unique to men? Yes. Do women as well? Absolutely! Let's try to respect that we're all humans, and that we all screw up regardless of gender. Men don't screw up because they're men. We screw up because we're human. Women don't screw up because they're women. They screw up because they're human. I respect your point of view, I really do, I just have many problems with it. Many, many, problems. I understand that you came to your point of view via life experience, and I'm sorry for whatever experiences gave you a poor outlook on men, but don't generalize! Because that...that, is being an asshole too. Try saying "some men" instead of the general terms "men do this and men do that"... It's much less offensive. Have a good day, miss. I wish you the very best 😊
This guy is extremely funny. So incredibly true too! Never tamper with your body for others or feel bad about your appearance. Be comfortable with your own skin. These days it’s all about looks. It worries me. I recently had the argument over selfies. Instead of taking hundreds of pictures of yourself and filtering everything turn the camera to the people around you and the activities you do or your environment. Don’t live your life through the lense and someone else’s point of view. Every time you do that you miss the reality of that around you and even cannot build real memories.
Skye DC some people do that to death tho, like they can’t fuck off with their phones recording their every waking moment, tech has damaged society in ways.
I never use filters on my pictures, but one time, someone else did. And she took a picture of me and send it to me. I remember I didn't recognize myself properly at first. And then, the picture made me sad. Because the girl in the picture had such large blue eyes, thick lashes, blushing cheeks, pale skin, shiny hair, she looked like a model. I look like that if I put on make up (which I don't.) I still don't wear any make up though. It motivates me to eat healthy, when I know I won't be able to cover up any "damage" that extra meat, fat and sugar will do. That being said, I also don't avoid candy or snacks, trust me. My mom's worried I'm only having veggies once a week xD She might be right.
major Malarkey It’s been a year but HA, who lives you? You tried to fly by with an insult but failed to fucking get it right? How do you fuck up that badly? Who never loved you to the point they didn’t teach you to fucking educate yourself or look back over your text before you send it off? I guess your parents were too busy watching TV to care about you.
Ali Kamel No we don’t you fucking imbecile, you are so lucky to live in this time. This is the best time to be alive and people like you don’t completely accept and appreciate it. You are the degenerate.
Shattered Chronicles our society is not degenerate it's more advanced and safe then it's ever been. Russell is talking about the morons that take advantage of that
Beautiful message "record of every smile". I'd be entirely addicted to brain island - never watched (or been interested in) any of the shows he mentioned. Watched a little Made in Chelsea with uni mates once and actually felt my IQ drop. WELL SAID RUSS.
This has got to be the absolute best message on being proud of who you are vs unnecessary cosmetic treatments I have ever seen! Excellent humour had me laughing throughout while at the same time clearly showing and talking about a serious issue. Last time I saw similar was Robin Williams.
There was actually a story awhile ago. A woman wanted a breast reduction because they were causing her back pain, her boyfriend said if she had the surgery done, he was going to leave her.
It’s amazing how Russell Howard manages to turn scary social issues into his awesome comedy. Love love love this video. I have to share it with my student group. Thank you! 😊💪🏼
I love you Russell, it’s incredible how much you could change people❤️ you manage to do this way that no one else does because you cannot teach people with boring comments, your comments make sense and they stick with people because they’re funny!
I've actually just started saving up to get a nose job, and everybody I tell looks at me like I'm crazy. I'm not doing it for anybody else but me because I want to feel better about myself. I hate that girls want to change themselves for other people, I have a 3 year old daughter and it would break my heart to see her alter herself just to make other people like her more. If it were something that would make her happy and more comfortable in her own skin then I would support it 100%. Thank you russell for highlighting this, I love your outlook on life.
Asha Ali Depends on what country you get it done in. I'm in Ireland and it costs around 5,000 here, but I was hoping to go to Poland and get it done for 1,000 instead.
Is your profile pic of you? If so, you have a really symmetrical nose and fair skin. There is nothing that needs changing. You say it is for your happiness, but of you put that £5000 in a good uni fund for your child it would be £10,000 by their 18th. Surely that would make you happier than a different nose. After inflation that's still equivalent to £7000 in today's money.
Not sure if it's too late to point this out, but nose jobs often get botched. Especially since you're breaking the nose in order to get it to change. I personally don't think such an invasive and extreme surgery is worth it just for a cosmetic purpose, but if you already know this and are willing to go ahead with it regardless then that's your choice. I can understand some people actually need their nostrils widened for medical purposes, some people have a nose that doesn't match the proportions of their face all that well...what I'm trying to say is, you probably have your reasons, I just hope you realise the risks. Stay safe.
Yeah this isn't wrong though. A lot of girls do hate how they look because of others. A few months ago I was in a positive mood and realised that I had never really complimented my best friend before because I was embarrassed and decided to just go for it. So I told her "you know I haven't really said this before but did you know that you're beautiful?" She started crying. She said that she was crying because throughout her childhood till that point she had only been told that she was ugly and only her dad ever complmented her.not her mum, nit her siblings, not her friends. From that moment on I complement her so often that she will soon get annoyed with me and I complim3nt all of my other friends about their redeeming qualities. Beauty, intelligence, creativity etc. Btw I didn't just complement her beauty but I was paraphrasing because what I actually said took far longer to say.
One of my favourite quotes is “beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye” I’ve followed that advice everyday since I heard it and it hasn’t let me down yet
I relate to these people who want to change the way they look, when I was a child I had a rare facial deformity. I had to go to plastics to fix it or I would have lost parts of my face. However the bottom of my chin is where the scaring has left to the same thing happened, making painful watt looking things that bleed. And I always see them in every photo and every video. In School pictures . I felt so self-conscious about them, and when my family hired a photographer he had removed it from the picture. Which I was happy for but it made me more self-conscious. My girlfriend has told me that it’s almost like a scar of my survival. Like battle scars. I like to think of it like that instead of some thing that will never make me stereotypically beautiful. Even though it’s sad to know that I can never be “pretty”
Cosmetic surgery is just a branch of plastic surgery. Plastic surgeons deal with burns, reconstructive surgery after trauma, and skin cancer (among many, many other things). By all means criticize cosmetic surgery, but don't confuse it with plastic surgery on the whole!
I fucking h a t e how I look (I get bullied at school and when I get put on a team at school people whisper ‘ugh why do *we* have to have her) and it hurts. It’s not ‘ha ha sorry everything lady da now’ no! Not even close! It makes people harm themselves and think badly of themselves or even get an eating disorder! It’s absolutely unsettling that my friend (both of us are 10) got bullied by mi “BFF” (I fucking HATE him) and CUT herself with a knife. Love yourself! You don’t have to change for anyone! Know you are beautiful and I love you and will be absolutely in pain if you leave us. We all love you. 💜💙💚💜💙💚😻😍🥰😘
Good on Russ for not only pointing out the problem but also addressing the cause. A lot of comedians would have left it at "Haha those silly superficial women" and that would've been the end of it. Russ did good in revealing the fact that it's about impressionable men vs. the porn industry, not just impressionable women.
"We need to recalibrate, because a face full of Botox is a face with no story. What's wrong with wrinkles? They're a record of every smile" Well said, Russell! 🙌
It can go the other way, too. I recall seeing men post statements online saying that they’d rather their girlfriend experience back pain than get their breasts reduced for their own health just so that their girlfriend would be nicer to look at. They claimed that it was selfish for these women to want to be pain free, and that they could no longer date them if she were to have smaller breasts because it’s a big part of the person’s appeal. They claimed that their need to look at their girlfriend’s large breasts was more important than the woman’s comfort. Honestly, until these people can get their act together, they don’t deserve to have any girlfriend. These people are not selfish. They are in pain. It’s the men who try to stop them just because they like the look of them who are being selfish.
That's completely untrue. So many men have self confidence issues because of the way they look because of pressure to look a certain way. I don't think you quite got the video, considering he was trying to highlight how we shouldn't be trying to point out imperfections or making people look at them. They see them, we shouldn't expect anything, we shouldn't make people feel bad for being Imperfect and we damn sure shouldn't make it man vs woman.
I'm 14 and my friend is 16, she just finished high school and recently told me about all the surgeries she wants. She's perfect, she doesn't need surgery. I wish I could help her out.
If she won't listen to honest talk about not needing it, you could always scare her with the very real risks. Not just that it doesn't turn out looking the way you thought, but that you'll have painful symptoms for the rest of your life. Restoring a botched operation might be impossible, or cost more than the original procedure. Not to mention, any time you're put under anastetics (spelling?), there's always a small risk you won't wake up again.
NadiaR. I don't see how being in pain and bleeding for days on end can be beautiful. Honestly for a lot of people it's a pain in the ass and doesn't have any use for people who don't want children.
Even thought this is supposed to be stand up comedy, we can take Inspirational messages from this show and Russell Howard, you sir, are a legend...give yourself a hand..
*”IF YOU WANT THIS LANDSCAPED - I WANT AN EXTENSION!”*
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I love this!
I am your 1000th like.
in both ways
It's always lovely when a comedian cracks you up, AND builds up your self esteem.
+salmonfaky hehe
salmonfaky don’t be like that
You wouldn’t say that in person
Well then why you watching it
Sodapop a
Yup
“What’s wrong with wrinkles? They’re a record of every smile!” - Russel Howard 2017
Jamie Mellegard well said
Amazing
Well done in copying other people
SomeOne 242b How is it copied? It’s from the video
I'm so touched by that sentence
A face full of Botox is a face with no story; what's wrong with wrinkles? they're a record of every smile - Russell Howard
now that is a quote to live by. :)
That is the sweetest thing I have ever heard :)
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TurboSqu1d lenny
"It's roomier than i remember"
Adam Čech The fucking profile picture goes perfectly with this comment. 10/10.
If it's that roomy, maybe he's less a 'huge fan of fannies', and more a 'fan of huge fannies'.
Geralttt😂
“What’s wrong with wrinkles? They’re a record of every smile.”
-Russell Howard
This show never fails to both educate me and entertain me. You're the best Russ!
Ruo Mizardaka - why did I read, "you're the best Russ", in russell's mum's voice?
Jessicat Davies i did too it just seems like something hed say she said
Educate you? What by hearing the majoritys opinion on television?
I did that too and now questioning it
Dr Robwoknik so glad to celebrate the same birthday as a legend.... 👌👌
is he a comedian or a motivational speaker?
There'sNoPlaceLikeHome That's what comedians do these days
Both
Not sure
frances marie yes
B O T H
Well said, Russell. We shouldn't change our bits for others. Just do what makes you happy, not what makes others happy.
TheDoodLbot what if they want it for them selfs
He said that is okay. Its alright for health or self esteem reasons, but if someone is pressuring you, don't.
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TheDoodLbot exactly they need to stop circumcising males in America
'If your man wants you to change your fanny you are dealing with the wrong c**t' haha yes.
Russell you're an absolute legend! I've never heard anyone speak so comfortably about vaginas, show us the way Russell!
"Its a fanny not grand designs" xDD
Still my all time favourtie comedian
Too right hahah!
DisobeyToday just because hes not the best in your opinion doesnt mean its not the best for some9ne else
DisobeyToday If you have such an opinion - why are you on his video..? 🤔🧐 You have a love you don’t want to admit
DisobeyToday you are not getting it my friend he is the best to them .let me put it this way most people think their mothers are the best because in their opinion they are but that does not mean they are the best in the world . The flat world analogy doesnt work here as this situation is a matter of personal preference not solid facts personally russel is one of my favourite comedians and one of the best to me that doesnt mean hes the best ever and that is the fact
DisobeyToday i fucken said that actually read my comment properly and youll see i said hes not the best ever but the best to them fuckin hell
Russell Howard should do a Ted Talk. He so motivational ❤️
Can we start a petition for that?
What he does now is pretty much a TED talk. The only difference would be that it would be called "A TED talka about ("") by Russell Howard."
I've had 2 kids, been married for 13 years, and my stomach took a beating from the 2nd pregnancy. My stretch marks actually started tearing and bleeding. So now I have mom belly. I've struggled with it, I think it looks horrible. But my husband loves it, he says it's a symbol of my dedication to him and the kids. If I wanted to do surgery he would be all for it, but only if it made me happy.
Don't let other people dictate how you should look, or force you into any surgery.
I have stretch marks, and I've never been pregnant, they're on my lower abdomen as well as the inside of my thighs.
@@Kat-mu8wq so do a lot of men, don't worry about it
@@Kat-mu8wq when I was headed into puberty, my hips, thighs and chest skin couldn't keep up, and I got stretch marks. I wasn't overweight, if anything I was under -weight. But I remember seeing a medical record and realising that in a year, I'd grown five inches in height and put on a stone in weight.
They do eventually fade to a dull silver and are basically unnoticeable...until I had giant babies,! One of whom is a weight lifter gym junkie who also got stretch marks in his teens. He says a lot of guys at the gym have them.
what a lovely guy you have :) 🌷🌱
I wouldn't have my girlfriend change for a million dollars she's beautiful with a great personality
Prince Cole this is pure and wholesome
So there is a price you would take to have her change then?
What about 2 million dollars?
Prince Cole Wow this is such a LIE AND ITS FAKE...
UR SINGLE COLE.
Prince Cole You’re like 13 tops so stop begging it you neek, you don’t have a girl either so stop getting rude at people on the internet when they call you out still, you’re not bad you probably get bullied at school with your nerf guns
Russell Howard restores my faith in men....
Lol same, him and a couple other guys are the sole reason I somewhat kept my faith in men through my teenage years lol. However some never seem to grow up and treat women like equals so that teenage bit doesn't really matter lol
@@HelloThere... obviously. But women aren't throwing themselves at me the same way men are lol, and I'm not saying that in a good way, I'm bisexual so I'd actually like it if the scales were more balanced lmao. My point is that as a woman, men insert themselves into your space and life all the time and you either just have to tell them to fuck off or see how it goes and if they're nice people - so there's more chance of getting a few douchebags and being fucked over. whereas it feels like as a woman you can be selective of what women you interact with. I've had guys literally drunk as hell, on their knees, declaring their love for me (which isn't an attractive look btw) then weeks later send me walls of text calling me a crazy and retarded and telling me to stop bitching about their new girlfriend (when no one was saying shit)... My experience is that men are very insecure and paranoid. Even men in my family who I love dearly and/or have passed away recently, I hear stories that sound borderline abusive. I'm lucky to be with a man right now who is nothing like anyone I've ever dated or been friends with, he's truly 100% good. Unfortunately people like that get taken advantage of and he's been a bit battered by that reality lately
@@LemonSte mm. I could write a paragraph as long as yours about how women can be just as much of an asshole as some douchebag dude. Should I be saying that "Emma Watson restores my faith in women"? I wouldn't... That could easily come off as offensive, and it is. The problem with saying things like what you said, (and it's very common for women to say) is that it makes you sound like some of those unfortunate "men hating" women. Do some men have problems mostly unique to men? Yes. Do women as well? Absolutely! Let's try to respect that we're all humans, and that we all screw up regardless of gender. Men don't screw up because they're men. We screw up because we're human. Women don't screw up because they're women. They screw up because they're human. I respect your point of view, I really do, I just have many problems with it. Many, many, problems. I understand that you came to your point of view via life experience, and I'm sorry for whatever experiences gave you a poor outlook on men, but don't generalize! Because that...that, is being an asshole too. Try saying "some men" instead of the general terms "men do this and men do that"... It's much less offensive. Have a good day, miss. I wish you the very best 😊
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@@HelloThere... Good argument 👍
This guy is extremely funny. So incredibly true too! Never tamper with your body for others or feel bad about your appearance. Be comfortable with your own skin. These days it’s all about looks. It worries me. I recently had the argument over selfies. Instead of taking hundreds of pictures of yourself and filtering everything turn the camera to the people around you and the activities you do or your environment. Don’t live your life through the lense and someone else’s point of view. Every time you do that you miss the reality of that around you and even cannot build real memories.
Skye DC some people do that to death tho, like they can’t fuck off with their phones recording their every waking moment, tech has damaged society in ways.
I never use filters on my pictures, but one time, someone else did.
And she took a picture of me and send it to me.
I remember I didn't recognize myself properly at first. And then, the picture made me sad.
Because the girl in the picture had such large blue eyes, thick lashes, blushing cheeks, pale skin, shiny hair, she looked like a model. I look like that if I put on make up (which I don't.)
I still don't wear any make up though. It motivates me to eat healthy, when I know I won't be able to cover up any "damage" that extra meat, fat and sugar will do.
That being said, I also don't avoid candy or snacks, trust me. My mom's worried I'm only having veggies once a week xD She might be right.
Well said, Russ. That was a well thought-out and hilarious treatment of one of the biggest epidemics facing the world today. Thanks - and keep it up.
I have watched 8 of these straight. It's like when I discovered John Oliver lol
This guy is amazing, who says the British aren't funny.
MissT - nobody 😂
Mate British humour is the best.
No one lol
Okay but I genuinely want to know who said Brits aren’t funny 😂😂 whoever it is definitely has something that’s not quite right with them 😂😂😂
Aren’t us brits kind of known for our sense of humour
I love Russel howard
Harry Hhhhjtfhn hahaha
Harry Hhhhjtfhn but who lives you
major Malarkey
It’s been a year but HA, who lives you? You tried to fly by with an insult but failed to fucking get it right? How do you fuck up that badly? Who never loved you to the point they didn’t teach you to fucking educate yourself or look back over your text before you send it off? I guess your parents were too busy watching TV to care about you.
@@vjapple3083 never seen someone so triggered about a typo
@@faithxanneproudofliam It wasn’t the type. It was the insinuation. Also idk why I get so triggered either lmao
Russell is one of the most lovely people on this earth. Bless him
I'm not even a girl and I agree with this we live in the most degenerate society ever
Ali Kamel No we don’t you fucking imbecile, you are so lucky to live in this time. This is the best time to be alive and people like you don’t completely accept and appreciate it. You are the degenerate.
IDontKnowWhatToPutAsMyUsernam e He's talking abt stuff like what Russ said.
Nut Shack He's talking about the stuff Russ said
Shattered Chronicles our society is not degenerate it's more advanced and safe then it's ever been. Russell is talking about the morons that take advantage of that
I'm saying we live in a degenerate society because we put looks before smarts
Well said Russell.It's sad that vanity and low self esteem are driving people to alter themselves thinking it would somehow fix their life problems!!!
Beautiful message "record of every smile". I'd be entirely addicted to brain island - never watched (or been interested in) any of the shows he mentioned. Watched a little Made in Chelsea with uni mates once and actually felt my IQ drop. WELL SAID RUSS.
I love this. He makes serious things funny but really screws it into ur head
“Wrinkles are a record of every smile”, my new favourite quote
*pokes head up*
Russell: "it's roomier in here than I remember"
Me: dies laughing 😂
‘It’s a fanny, not grand designs’ 😂😭
He’s amazing and he’s so right. Wish the whole world could listen to him and all the others who means the same as him.
The ending was the best 😂
This has got to be the absolute best message on being proud of who you are vs unnecessary cosmetic treatments I have ever seen!
Excellent humour had me laughing throughout while at the same time clearly showing and talking about a serious issue. Last time I saw similar was Robin Williams.
russel is my favourite comedian. he’s really funny for all ages, he supports all humans and uses his popularity to spread positive messages.
If you want this landscaped i want an extension 😂😂😂😂😂
There was actually a story awhile ago. A woman wanted a breast reduction because they were causing her back pain, her boyfriend said if she had the surgery done, he was going to leave her.
"If you want this landscaped, then i want an extension " words of wisdom
Thank you for these beautiful words on the fucked up reality
It’s amazing how Russell Howard manages to turn scary social issues into his awesome comedy. Love love love this video. I have to share it with my student group. Thank you! 😊💪🏼
“If you want it landscaped I want an extension” Russel Howard quote of a lifetime
Russel Howard and Stephen Colbert should do a show together!
Mr H nope
TCt83067695 yes
Howard is actually funny colberts only joke is "Trump is bad!!"
I love how he tries to keep a straight face when hes trying to explain something but his previous joke was that funny
I love you Russell, it’s incredible how much you could change people❤️ you manage to do this way that no one else does because you cannot teach people with boring comments, your comments make sense and they stick with people because they’re funny!
Russell Howard everyone he makes you laugh and rises you self-esteem!
My daily dose of hope for humanity
Thought it said cosmic surgery
Nah, that would be this video th-cam.com/video/IT0dmLL0PE8/w-d-xo.html
siGN Me ThE FuCK uP
😂😂😂😂
There’s an asteroid heading this way that could potentially do cosmic surgery to us in 2021 or 2022
3:52 my 8yr old cousin will appear sometimes and just say something about how she doesn't like her body and it's ridiculous
I've actually just started saving up to get a nose job, and everybody I tell looks at me like I'm crazy. I'm not doing it for anybody else but me because I want to feel better about myself. I hate that girls want to change themselves for other people, I have a 3 year old daughter and it would break my heart to see her alter herself just to make other people like her more. If it were something that would make her happy and more comfortable in her own skin then I would support it 100%. Thank you russell for highlighting this, I love your outlook on life.
Asha Ali Depends on what country you get it done in. I'm in Ireland and it costs around 5,000 here, but I was hoping to go to Poland and get it done for 1,000 instead.
Is your profile pic of you? If so, you have a really symmetrical nose and fair skin. There is nothing that needs changing. You say it is for your happiness, but of you put that £5000 in a good uni fund for your child it would be £10,000 by their 18th.
Surely that would make you happier than a different nose. After inflation that's still equivalent to £7000 in today's money.
The hell? Your nose is great!
Not sure if it's too late to point this out, but nose jobs often get botched. Especially since you're breaking the nose in order to get it to change. I personally don't think such an invasive and extreme surgery is worth it just for a cosmetic purpose, but if you already know this and are willing to go ahead with it regardless then that's your choice.
I can understand some people actually need their nostrils widened for medical purposes, some people have a nose that doesn't match the proportions of their face all that well...what I'm trying to say is, you probably have your reasons, I just hope you realise the risks. Stay safe.
Ah fuck off, you're doing this for others. If you were all alone you wouldn't care what anyone thought because you would be all alone.
This has to be the best one I have watched... Thanks
Mr Russell Howard Sir
Yeah this isn't wrong though. A lot of girls do hate how they look because of others. A few months ago I was in a positive mood and realised that I had never really complimented my best friend before because I was embarrassed and decided to just go for it. So I told her "you know I haven't really said this before but did you know that you're beautiful?" She started crying. She said that she was crying because throughout her childhood till that point she had only been told that she was ugly and only her dad ever complmented her.not her mum, nit her siblings, not her friends. From that moment on I complement her so often that she will soon get annoyed with me and I complim3nt all of my other friends about their redeeming qualities. Beauty, intelligence, creativity etc. Btw I didn't just complement her beauty but I was paraphrasing because what I actually said took far longer to say.
One of my favourite quotes is “beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye” I’ve followed that advice everyday since I heard it and it hasn’t let me down yet
Nobody:
Literally no one:
NO ONE IN THIS ENTIRE UNIVERSE:
Russell: vaAGinAs Are cOoL!
Theyre actually pretty hot and sweaty, but I get his point.
The greatest bit you've done so far.
I'd re-watch it a million times!
Facts af
I relate to these people who want to change the way they look, when I was a child I had a rare facial deformity. I had to go to plastics to fix it or I would have lost parts of my face. However the bottom of my chin is where the scaring has left to the same thing happened, making painful watt looking things that bleed. And I always see them in every photo and every video. In School pictures . I felt so self-conscious about them, and when my family hired a photographer he had removed it from the picture. Which I was happy for but it made me more self-conscious. My girlfriend has told me that it’s almost like a scar of my survival. Like battle scars. I like to think of it like that instead of some thing that will never make me stereotypically beautiful. Even though it’s sad to know that I can never be “pretty”
I love how passionate he is. 😁
He's right, We should be focused on breaking free from this obsession with looking young and pretty instead of normalizing plastic surgery.
4:06 the thought that came into my mind was GET THE LONDON LOOK 😂😂😂😂😂
Cosmetic surgery is just a branch of plastic surgery. Plastic surgeons deal with burns, reconstructive surgery after trauma, and skin cancer (among many, many other things). By all means criticize cosmetic surgery, but don't confuse it with plastic surgery on the whole!
Ja
Have to say I love him so much he's so funny and clever. I also love how he speaks about his mum she sounds amazing,a lovely family
Maybe we shouldn't be so worried about how we look, but you need to address how you see, mate. Pick a direction!
Okay this is pretty funny tho
Your profile picture makes me so angry holy fuck I CANT GET RID OF THE RED 1
which eye is the lazy one?
His eyes look normal to me
He has a lazy eye...... that's why he mentioned it at 4:01 (but I can't remember which one it is though) x)
I fucking h a t e how I look (I get bullied at school and when I get put on a team at school people whisper ‘ugh why do *we* have to have her) and it hurts. It’s not ‘ha ha sorry everything lady da now’ no! Not even close! It makes people harm themselves and think badly of themselves or even get an eating disorder! It’s absolutely unsettling that my friend (both of us are 10) got bullied by mi “BFF” (I fucking HATE him) and CUT herself with a knife. Love yourself! You don’t have to change for anyone! Know you are beautiful and I love you and will be absolutely in pain if you leave us. We all love you. 💜💙💚💜💙💚😻😍🥰😘
Amen.. !! He raises so many important issues, yet with a comedic spin! Aaaand that’s why he’s epic!
Take note people, take note!
This brought tears to my eyes it’s so nice to see that people care about things
Russel! Hello from Australia
Good on Russ for not only pointing out the problem but also addressing the cause. A lot of comedians would have left it at "Haha those silly superficial women" and that would've been the end of it. Russ did good in revealing the fact that it's about impressionable men vs. the porn industry, not just impressionable women.
Brilliant.
Fanny is why my sons laugh everytime the Nanny comes on.
If you want this landscape I want a extension
0:24 what size would that even classify as? The correct answer is ‘I didn’t mean that big’
The world needs more people like Russel Howard.
Bravo!
The guy is a genius ... very clever very funny and very real
Watched him for years now. Keep doing what you do
If u want landscape, u need an extension😂😂😂
3:14 his face describes every bit of the conversation hes going to have with his mum later XD
"We need to recalibrate, because a face full of Botox is a face with no story. What's wrong with wrinkles? They're a record of every smile" Well said, Russell! 🙌
That was wonderful. I wish we could see this show in the US.
But isn't botox basically the most toxic thing we know of?
His commentary and humor is brilliant! I am in love 😻
He had that right. I want to get rid of my little skin under my chin to get more of a jawline cause someone pointed it out to me. The world is sad
Remember this advice, "do it for you, not for who"
Look up proper oral posture.It helps tighten the skin naturally
He’s such a fabulous merge of comedian and motivational speaker! I love him so much
"It's like a gerbil's nose" isn't that Boris Johnson's pet name or nickname
He's so motivational and funny that I forget he's a comedian until his joke and hook at the end.
amazing russell
It can go the other way, too. I recall seeing men post statements online saying that they’d rather their girlfriend experience back pain than get their breasts reduced for their own health just so that their girlfriend would be nicer to look at. They claimed that it was selfish for these women to want to be pain free, and that they could no longer date them if she were to have smaller breasts because it’s a big part of the person’s appeal. They claimed that their need to look at their girlfriend’s large breasts was more important than the woman’s comfort. Honestly, until these people can get their act together, they don’t deserve to have any girlfriend. These people are not selfish. They are in pain. It’s the men who try to stop them just because they like the look of them who are being selfish.
Hopefully these women are doing these surgeries for themselves
Impressionable Child hopefully but a lot wouldn't be for themselves or will be due to being insecure.
Impressionable Child they’re not. No one has surgery on their vagina unless they’re told there is something wrong with it by a man.
Gina Sometimes women get discomfort due to larger labia and get them surgically removed
ÖRLOGSKAPTEN #MAKETH-camGREATAGAIN do you know how rare that is?
Gina I don't think it's very rare, even I get discomfort sometimes.
This man speaks the truth & it's the stuff people can't handle.
This so true men never look at themselves and there own imperfections but yet they expect so much from women
That's completely untrue. So many men have self confidence issues because of the way they look because of pressure to look a certain way. I don't think you quite got the video, considering he was trying to highlight how we shouldn't be trying to point out imperfections or making people look at them. They see them, we shouldn't expect anything, we shouldn't make people feel bad for being Imperfect and we damn sure shouldn't make it man vs woman.
Their.
2:50 would not be able to look my mother in the eye again 😂
A natural body is a perfect body.
3:15 I love it when he cracks up at his own jokes.
And 3:30 that is a PERFECT comeback!
I just got an ad about impeaching Trump...
Just from the title I can tell this is gonna be good
Bee lady's from Hull
C Marshall yea the post box
‘If you want this landscaped, I want an extension’
Comedy at its finest. Hilarious!
i just ate ten pizzas
are thay pineapple?
Styles C asking the real questions here
no
Logan Mann
Why?
why not
I'm 14 and my friend is 16, she just finished high school and recently told me about all the surgeries she wants. She's perfect, she doesn't need surgery. I wish I could help her out.
If she won't listen to honest talk about not needing it, you could always scare her with the very real risks. Not just that it doesn't turn out looking the way you thought, but that you'll have painful symptoms for the rest of your life. Restoring a botched operation might be impossible, or cost more than the original procedure. Not to mention, any time you're put under anastetics (spelling?), there's always a small risk you won't wake up again.
VOTE RUSSEL FOR PRIMINISTER....LETS START A PETITION
Man, you have a great content!!
FUCK YES
So good! Great message. Thank you!
How the fix is menstruating amazing !!! 😵😵😲
Izzy Smith it is something natural and can be a beautiful thing that gives you children. But going through it is definitly not amazing 😕
NadiaR. I don't see how being in pain and bleeding for days on end can be beautiful. Honestly for a lot of people it's a pain in the ass and doesn't have any use for people who don't want children.
Even thought this is supposed to be stand up comedy, we can take
Inspirational messages from this show and Russell Howard, you sir, are a legend...give yourself a hand..