Too Hot To Handle: The Worst Dating Show On Netflix

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  • @juanj3442
    @juanj3442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8460

    Netflix: if you have no sex for the summer there is a 100.000 $ prize
    Me: you guys are getting paid?

    • @hartley9003
      @hartley9003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      I would be rich damn damn

    • @strawberryjam6235
      @strawberryjam6235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@hartley9003 same

    • @johnathanwhite4626
      @johnathanwhite4626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      I'd be Bill Gates by now

    • @logancressy2259
      @logancressy2259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      $100 wouldnt be worth it
      edit: and yes i know in dumb countries like america they use . instead of ,

    • @chuues
      @chuues 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      yeah why aren't all us other people getting paid for not fucking each other

  • @katjosephperez8772
    @katjosephperez8772 ปีที่แล้ว +3969

    “I’m a man. Sex is like brushing your teeth.” So it’s an unenjoyable, boring, mandatory task that is supposed to take 2 minutes twice a day.

    • @estherjoy9803
      @estherjoy9803 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Lol this cracked me up

    • @_badbish_98
      @_badbish_98 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Heheheh

    • @chewnip86
      @chewnip86 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      precisely!

    • @soappacket2342
      @soappacket2342 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      As if dudes could even last 2 minutes 😂

    • @blueblack3591
      @blueblack3591 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Haha

  • @geekgirl_luv4262
    @geekgirl_luv4262 ปีที่แล้ว +2059

    Maybe it’s just because I’m asexual, but I feel like that would be the easiest reality show in the world to win. You’re literally getting paid to just hang out all summer at a beach resort, and all you have to do is not have sex with these total strangers while you’re there.

    • @lvrs_world
      @lvrs_world ปีที่แล้ว +246

      I mean seriously, also same so maybe we just have the advantage, but like?? who's going to WANT to sleep with someone who they don't know, also you don't know any kind of medical history and like, YOU KNOW, STDS YOU MIGHT BE AT RISK FOR?

    • @zinkheroofyoutube8004
      @zinkheroofyoutube8004 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a horny bisexual, I agree with you. Like money or sex? I choose money

    • @JustLIkerapunzel
      @JustLIkerapunzel ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Actually no that would be if the winning rules were fair.
      To win you have to be one of the worst candidates breaking so many rules as you start and then "proof how much you learned" by stop breaking the rules and call whoever you are seeing your official bf / gf and therefore "overcoming your commotment issues".
      If you didn't "struggle to follow the rules" you can't show how much you grew to win

    • @NoCommonSense9
      @NoCommonSense9 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      The point isn't to not have sex it's to be entertaining at the end of the day. If you just didn't do anything w no difficulties ud get kicked off for being boring

    • @midnightwitch3847
      @midnightwitch3847 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Also if your Christian and not married this show is a piece of cake lmao but I think they purposely choose people who are addicted to hooking up

  • @isabelbimberg1342
    @isabelbimberg1342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4974

    ppl on the ace spectrum 🤝 ppl waiting for marriage 🤝 catholic priests and nuns 🤝 ppl in long distance relationships 🤝 ppl who do no nut november 🤝 ppl not living with their partner during quarantine
    "y'all are getting paid?"

    • @blitzyblook3315
      @blitzyblook3315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      you forgot minors
      *oh wait*

    • @memechild2025
      @memechild2025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +480

      🤝 single people

    • @brittneybrisbin744
      @brittneybrisbin744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@memechild2025 Was about to comment that😂

    • @mercedes_ggz2644
      @mercedes_ggz2644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@Bee-rr3ei ACE POG :]

    • @miovvv
      @miovvv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      🤝 socially anxious people

  • @dr.gringo5127
    @dr.gringo5127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3059

    That guy that said “I have sex everyday.” That’s a weird way of saying that you only last 3 minutes.

    • @denseslide366
      @denseslide366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      I just choked on air

    • @pshaw8406
      @pshaw8406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Bet he's a virgin

    • @sheeloesreallycool
      @sheeloesreallycool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Bet he only goes to the gym to show off

    • @yassjun4309
      @yassjun4309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *chokes on spit at **2:33*
      Bahahahahahahahahaha

    • @smilesxo06
      @smilesxo06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Reminded me of the posts on r/ihavesex

  • @EthanCantwell
    @EthanCantwell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8798

    This whole show is literally No Nut November but with stakes.

    • @atlasintokyo1752
      @atlasintokyo1752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      thats literally so good pitch that rn

    • @m_e_nere
      @m_e_nere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Right that down

    • @pungoblin9377
      @pungoblin9377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      So just regular NNN

    • @JacksonArm20
      @JacksonArm20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Wtfdym, No Nut November’s stakes are already high enough all they did was add money

    • @bobross8070
      @bobross8070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh....oh shit-

  • @CaterinaMastrogiacomo
    @CaterinaMastrogiacomo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3393

    1. Be asexual
    2. Pretend you're the horniest straight on your socials
    3. Get on the show and act like the horniest straight (everyone in this acts like a stereotype so overacting is the way)
    4. Sit back and wait for the prize

    • @Rainbowthewindsage
      @Rainbowthewindsage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      If only I was conventionally attractive I would do it.

    • @SketchyLizord
      @SketchyLizord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      I was thinking the same thing LOL
      They really forgot that asexuals exist

    • @grubby9486
      @grubby9486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      @@SketchyLizord No they didn’t, it’s just that having an asexual person on the show defeats the purpose? Like if you had a show about people who love meat and they have to not eat it for a month or whatever, adding a vegan would defeat the entire point, because they already do that

    • @dontburstmybubble686
      @dontburstmybubble686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@grubby9486 you joke but both of those actually sound hilarious

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@grubby9486 It would give more of a baseline for people watching. It would add more self awareness to the show, and I think it would make it more entertaining.

  • @geekgirl_luv4262
    @geekgirl_luv4262 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +198

    Sharron: “I’m a feminist.”
    Sharron, not even five seconds later: “I took gender studies and now I have the blueprint for how to pick up women.”

  • @Anna-tk7ui
    @Anna-tk7ui 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5593

    Imagine getting paid to not have sex--
    Wait, these people are getting PAID?!

    • @a-cheng3133
      @a-cheng3133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Doitsu 😟👉👈

    • @leah6064
      @leah6064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Annette I was gonna make a hetalia comment but I already got beaten TWICE

    • @mimimarquez9956
      @mimimarquez9956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Disruptive Bee think you missed the point

    • @justsomeguy5390
      @justsomeguy5390 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Disruptive Bee *woooosh

    • @PeachyBeins
      @PeachyBeins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Asexuals have been cheated 🤣

  • @abbylizzy1016
    @abbylizzy1016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2508

    Plot twist: *they're all the worst*

    • @whiplash2891
      @whiplash2891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      tolp

    • @Subpar1224
      @Subpar1224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's not a plot twist when it always happens lmao

    • @lilyosah2562
      @lilyosah2562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I knew that from their introduction sequences. It was like every single person seemed like the worst person ever and worst than the last but then there was another one....

    • @shrekgamer4199
      @shrekgamer4199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @burcolclone8322
      @burcolclone8322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is it really a plot twist though?

  • @lillivitak5664
    @lillivitak5664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    Matthew's beanie definitely smells like weed.

    • @thepassingstatic6268
      @thepassingstatic6268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well he is from Colorado so I wouldnt be surprised

    • @backwoodsjunkie08
      @backwoodsjunkie08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thepassingstatic6268 yeah that whole state smells like weed lol

    • @RogueAstro85
      @RogueAstro85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Please, a rich white guy from Colorado? That beanie smells like weed and has at least an ounce of coke dusted over it

    • @TsundereOtter
      @TsundereOtter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RogueAstro85 as someone from colorado can confirm

  • @sleepysmartboy6287
    @sleepysmartboy6287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1480

    I feel like there would be an interesting show if it were say, about sex addiction and hypersexual disorders rather than laughing at the people who can't go so long without sex.
    Like humanizing people who struggle with it and show withdrawls and mood swings and not just "They think theyre hot haha, can't not sex"
    Like maybe not even a "reality" show, Netflix has the capability to do that but instead they don weird shit like this

    • @thepassingstatic6268
      @thepassingstatic6268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Lowest Common Denominator TV will always get eyeballs no matter what. People like to rubberneck a wreck so its expected

    • @js66613
      @js66613 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That would be interesting, but that's also so not Netflix who has to fetishize everything and make it all look pretty... even mental illness at times.

    • @cryguy0000
      @cryguy0000 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That would be interesting, even just as a case study. Like how people get that way and why it's so addicting. It'd also be cool to discuss things like the effects of early sexual experiences and how it affects relationships...you know....just asking for a friend

  • @shigga5264
    @shigga5264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7278

    Netflix series: No sex for the summer.
    Me: "I've been training my whole life for this"

    • @brgan557
      @brgan557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      *vrooming virgin noises silently in the background*

    • @barnabyjjones2348
      @barnabyjjones2348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oh no my reddit and old discord logo again lol

    • @phoenixwhiler943
      @phoenixwhiler943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Also doesn't help during corona time

    • @yaaaaasfire9621
      @yaaaaasfire9621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Every asexual be like

    • @Detective_Grav
      @Detective_Grav 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@brgan557 I'd like but it's 69

  • @kaizermierkrazy6886
    @kaizermierkrazy6886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6263

    As an Australian, I can confirm *"CRIKEY"* is our mating call

    • @TunerClassic
      @TunerClassic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      NoICe

    • @alistarnonymous940
      @alistarnonymous940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      I am not exaggerating when I say that this is the hardest I've ever laughed at a TH-cam comment.

    • @residententiy
      @residententiy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Why is this so funny to me 😂🤣

    • @deereye87
      @deereye87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hawt

    • @youfromthepast3513
      @youfromthepast3513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I need some Mind Melter after this. I do not feel very pineapple.

  • @JuliaN-fi9zw
    @JuliaN-fi9zw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +975

    Nicole was the only one that should've won. She was SO sweet the entire show, stayed out of drama, and just hung out.

    • @maggiegreen7446
      @maggiegreen7446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO COMMENT THIS!! She was literally the sweetest person on the show. She just hung out and hyped everybody else up. No drama, no money lost, she was just chillin.

    • @camillashimwa7671
      @camillashimwa7671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      YES! Nicole and Kelz should’ve won. Those were the only 2 that didn’t break any rules whatsoever.

    • @katenutter
      @katenutter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I loved her and I want to go on this show and do the same thing. Get payed to go on vacation. I would love that 10/10.

    • @bumble_kiwi
      @bumble_kiwi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@katenutter me too tho

    • @mario10zeus
      @mario10zeus ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree but first, who's Nicole again..?

  • @fionahunter1669
    @fionahunter1669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    This show would be wayyy better if there were two groups, group 1 is meant to stay celibate and group 2 tries to seduce group 1. Group 1 has a potential 10,000 or whatever many dollars to win/split. But each time group 2 succeeds they earn some of that money. That gives actual motive.

    • @violeteatsstars
      @violeteatsstars ปีที่แล้ว +9

      YESSS

    • @hello_i_am_jacob
      @hello_i_am_jacob ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yes but group 1 would just be all aces pretending to be allo to get that money

  • @stevec__
    @stevec__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7335

    "Is it like a religious thing" Lmao to wear a beanie?

    • @satan9487
      @satan9487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +477

      all hail beanie god

    • @lemon._.8649
      @lemon._.8649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +544

      Fellas is it religious to wear a tshirt and a beanie at the beach?

    • @leechyfruit4464
      @leechyfruit4464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@lemon._.8649 Yup

    • @limitedarcturus9389
      @limitedarcturus9389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Lemon ._. Apparently yes

    • @liamdoughnut1730
      @liamdoughnut1730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      stev it is I think

  • @nomduclavier
    @nomduclavier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15126

    They really make... not having sex... seem difficult

    • @smilesxo06
      @smilesxo06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +830

      Yeah like your getting a hundred bags for not having sex for a few months.

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +960

      ikr, i'm a redditor and can confirm it's fucking easy.

    • @TrexDrake
      @TrexDrake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1173

      There are people who act like they can't go without sex for a week

    • @Daniel-fr1bh
      @Daniel-fr1bh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @@TrexDrake fr

    • @aseofhearts
      @aseofhearts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +574

      they can’t be real tho like they must be actors nobody in real life is like that

  • @tacobreadstick-_-5140
    @tacobreadstick-_-5140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    To a sex-repulsed ace, this is like a dream(easy money) and a nightmare.

  • @MilesSmiles8
    @MilesSmiles8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    Me, an asexual: *hears the premise of this show and stares into the camera like I'm on The Office*

  • @sigh824
    @sigh824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26052

    Nearly every person on this show would be the person in a zombie movie that hides their bite from the group

    • @oseebosele-park1408
      @oseebosele-park1408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +905

      And give some random guy the zombie STD and kkill off the group

    • @jordieparks8823
      @jordieparks8823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2068

      This is so oddly specific but it’s one hundred percent true

    • @laughingkidd815
      @laughingkidd815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +810

      Wait... this is so accurate that’s it’s scary... I’m legitimately scared rn

    • @bippythechippy882
      @bippythechippy882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +767

      "I'm glad I got bit, cause I hate everyone and I want nobody to talk to me and leave me alone."

    • @yeetskeet7926
      @yeetskeet7926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

      I’m adding this in r/rareinsults lmao

  • @CelestialScripts
    @CelestialScripts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6481

    Imagine having your identity stolen by a talking air freshener.

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      Wait, that’s not a normal occurrence?

    • @quillvi
      @quillvi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@ivana.pancakes issa joke

    • @delphinium1989
      @delphinium1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      In China, you dont have to imagine

    • @vay5540
      @vay5540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Just happened to me the other day. We’re working on fixing the issue but I’m honestly still shaken 😣

    • @therealplaguerat
      @therealplaguerat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@ShibuNub3305 yeah it is.The Glade Breach of '97 leaked so much info

  • @Ronni2602
    @Ronni2602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    I honestly felt bad for Haley, I don't know what she was doing on a show where she literally had no opportunity to form a relationship with anyone, since she was evidently the only wlw on the show.

    • @Sakura-uo3qz
      @Sakura-uo3qz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I think she was bisexual? She mentioned liking girls as an afterthought so she did have opportunities to have relationships with guys

    • @bruhhd9270
      @bruhhd9270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Sakura-uo3qz yeah but shes still wlw

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Sakura-uo3qz bisexual women fall under the wlw umbrella. It’s just a term that refers to women who are attracted to women. Hope that clears things up.

    • @TumblrOzymandias
      @TumblrOzymandias ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@bruhhd9270 sure, but the point is she *did* have an opportunity to form a relationship because she's bi

    • @moisttowelette4668
      @moisttowelette4668 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What does w|w mean

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "No sex or kissing" sounds perfectly reasonable, honestly; we just met, let's not get crazy. That money is mine!

  • @grayrisby836
    @grayrisby836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5103

    The narrator literally has 0 comedic timing, it’s like the troom troom narrator but worse

    • @yhavinmiles
      @yhavinmiles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      Gray Risby I know if the delivery was better some of the shit she says would actually be pretty funny.

    • @shirleyn.8563
      @shirleyn.8563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Right? The narrator was so annoying😒

    • @livenandlove1980
      @livenandlove1980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That is exactly what I was thinking!

    • @rolo0o
      @rolo0o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Gray Risby The narrator is like: NoThInG lIkE a FrEsH sEt Of NaIlS vIcKy but instead of trying to be friends with Vicky they’re trying to be mean to her

    • @samofsamnation7523
      @samofsamnation7523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      ItS NOt a pRoBlEm ANyMoRE

  • @MimiTheHamster
    @MimiTheHamster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12490

    I like how Chloe is the “dumb” one yet Bryce doesn’t even know where the numbers on a clock are...

    • @kevinwang97
      @kevinwang97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      MimiTheHamster he’s blind duh

    • @nobodyknows8040
      @nobodyknows8040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +414

      And Fransesca doesn’t know what the number from 911 is...

    • @frenchwoodite817618
      @frenchwoodite817618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      And don’t you for a second forget that Hayley (sp?) didn’t know where Australia was

    • @takip-silim4164
      @takip-silim4164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Ngl they're all pretty dumb if you think about it.

    • @NoName-ld7gg
      @NoName-ld7gg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Or what’s left, right, up or down.

  • @Daffythesnail
    @Daffythesnail 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    My theory is that they forgot to press record when they kicked out Haley

  • @tinyghost4337
    @tinyghost4337 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    They probably have sex addiction problem. I had the same problem too and turns out it was connected to my depression and was kind of a coping mechanism. I still have an extremely high sex drive but it's a lot better. Please get help if u think u have similar problem. It can be a huge problem to your health and relationship.

  • @SoloDoloSpaceman
    @SoloDoloSpaceman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2844

    “Silly Chloe. Her brain is broken.”
    Chloe: 🤪

    • @goose3566
      @goose3566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      From Stun To Kill silly chloe brains are for smart people 🤪🤪

    • @jassims9383
      @jassims9383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maximum Chloe

    • @jassims9383
      @jassims9383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ........Derek

    • @aileencrain6558
      @aileencrain6558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      At least she’s self aware. Everybody on the show’s got a broken brain. I feel bad for the actors.

    • @Therealblueberrymask
      @Therealblueberrymask 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More like th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html

  • @theyellowbrickave1595
    @theyellowbrickave1595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8592

    I feel like calling the no-smelling show "Love is Stinky" was a missed opportunity.
    It totally should have been "Love Stinks".

    • @shay.w.5812
      @shay.w.5812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +438

      It's just a show where no one can shower or bathe. There are also no baths or beaches or perfume or deodorant.

    • @platplaysgames2030
      @platplaysgames2030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      Shay. W. And they’re in a hot and humid area

    • @shay.w.5812
      @shay.w.5812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      @@platplaysgames2030 even better, they're in a straight up swamp.

    • @misi9205
      @misi9205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      What about, Is love stinky?

    • @camerantherollermain
      @camerantherollermain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      that’s a great idea, but i think i can top perfection:
      Love *Nose* No Bounds

  • @Semendemon699
    @Semendemon699 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    16:02 HES LOOKING AT THE FISH DIFFERENTLY ???????

    • @xX_codyine_syrup_Xx
      @xX_codyine_syrup_Xx หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      you heard the man. hear him out on the fish.

  • @rainadanielle4725
    @rainadanielle4725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    This game: no sex and you win money
    Aces: *where do I sign*

  • @cori742
    @cori742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10455

    my favorite character was the one guy who immediately became fixated on the prize and told off anyone who broke the rules for fucking up his earnings lmao

    • @olivebranch7769
      @olivebranch7769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1539

      That guy was literally so funny, he didn't give a singular fuck😭

    • @doodledevore4374
      @doodledevore4374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +746

      @@olivebranch7769 Didn't they call him the Accountant, or something?

    • @notyourdestiny3547
      @notyourdestiny3547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +540

      The true hero of the show

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 3 ปีที่แล้ว +338

      Probably me if i went there

    • @olivebranch7769
      @olivebranch7769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +441

      @@doodledevore4374 Yes lol, his name was Kelz. Literally an icon😂

  • @cil_lee
    @cil_lee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6835

    "No hugging or 'touching' of any kind"
    that's just quarantine.

    • @Detective_Grav
      @Detective_Grav 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Basically

    • @LL-tr5et
      @LL-tr5et 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      no hugging? wtf

    • @senza4591
      @senza4591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Where's my 100k?

    • @fordsrest
      @fordsrest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sad

    • @LemonsNeverGaveYouLife
      @LemonsNeverGaveYouLife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Miss Rona bout to start this social distancing party

  • @kevinlittrell3407
    @kevinlittrell3407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Chloe at least seems self-aware, which is a pretty basic sign of intelligence, and I can’t say that for a lot of the other contestants honestly.

    • @sushi287
      @sushi287 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honestly I actually like Chloe, she seemed like a really nice person on the circle

    • @PinkBerryMoose
      @PinkBerryMoose 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      People who openly say they aren't smart tend to actually be really smart it just takes them a bit to find their words and find solutions

    • @rawr1131
      @rawr1131 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yeah but at the same time, I feel like she shouldn’t be on THTH. She was only 20 (still in late adolescence which is around 18-20/21 and barely not a teenager) so it makes sense that she wasn’t looking for commitment. I guess I just feel like the show puts some level of shame on the contestants for being adverse to relationships and only looking for flings but Chloe was still at an age where she was finding out who she was. Why would she be looking for anything serious?

  • @ysabellabee
    @ysabellabee ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Me, walking into every situation completely overdressed: "it's just my swag"

  • @botcrack
    @botcrack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2661

    They should make a dating show called *"This is Howie do it"* hosted by Howie Mandel
    Guys and girls must find love while their heads are shaved skin bald.
    * TWIST * their eyebrows will also be shaved

    • @squoop.filmss
      @squoop.filmss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      i would kill for that

    • @prachisaini1
      @prachisaini1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Aaaaackkk!!!

    • @deereye87
      @deereye87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      botcrack
      I’m interested

    • @HERSHISKISS
      @HERSHISKISS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Fun fact: there's already a called "Howie do it" hosted by Howie Mandel. It ran for one season and the theme song was "This is How we do it"

    • @de132
      @de132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Kickstart it, don't let our dreams be dreams.

  • @fueledbyregret
    @fueledbyregret 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3959

    This sounds like possibly the worst thing ever made. Bravo Netflix.

    • @Stark-Raving
      @Stark-Raving 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Idk man, they made Goop Lab

    • @hhisaclown7682
      @hhisaclown7682 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tom Hayes Tom Hayes

    • @misterface4547
      @misterface4547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Goop Lab is definitely worse

    • @turnoffautoplay
      @turnoffautoplay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Idk man, they made “Enter the Anime”...

    • @TheMissingLink2
      @TheMissingLink2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And this review will only go to making it more popular......

  • @SearaChar
    @SearaChar ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Imagine being ace, and hiding it from the producers so well that they let you in anyway, and you win the contest with flying colors.
    I guess you could say you had
    an _ace up your sleeve_

    • @Poppy-rb1nm
      @Poppy-rb1nm 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      UNDERRATED COMMENT

  • @StripeyRedStripes
    @StripeyRedStripes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "I have sex every day and it's never with the same girl"
    You certainly do not sir. You most definitely, certainly do not.

  • @TheDevilFox.
    @TheDevilFox. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3073

    People in Too hot to Handle: **get paid to not have sex**
    People who never had sex: You get paid?

    • @Sinful_Ariq
      @Sinful_Ariq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      *I AM HERE*

    • @AlternativeShae
      @AlternativeShae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      yeah i wish i got paid

    • @ong2347
      @ong2347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i made it 690

    • @piffba
      @piffba 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I mean, technically you’re paid by not having to spend money on a child

    • @peskypigeonx
      @peskypigeonx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I WANT MY MONEY

  • @jacobiouss
    @jacobiouss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2092

    Can’t wait for “love is deaf” to come out in 2 months

    • @ablone
      @ablone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Sounds of Love

    • @andreadelikat2220
      @andreadelikat2220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      The deafening roar of my internal love for all six of the women here and possibly that cute guy

    • @burcolclone8322
      @burcolclone8322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      You're allowed to hook up as long as you don't say a word

    • @mochacrossing1567
      @mochacrossing1567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Love is tasteless

    • @chmchn
      @chmchn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@burcolclone8322 That actually really sad and somewhat scary, but if ppl(weirdos) are into that..I guess silent staring during sex is as legally close to necrophilia as they will get.

  • @duhshi1575
    @duhshi1575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    the whole setup of the show would be interesting if people cared about the prize and fought over breaking the rules, it's a somewhat good idea but turned out so boring and badly directed

    • @sentientpieceofcheese
      @sentientpieceofcheese ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, they should have kicked people off if they broke the rules.

    • @baintreachas
      @baintreachas ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They should do this but with more money and poor people. Also guns

  • @TheKateconner
    @TheKateconner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Matthew is the physical representation of a frat bro who went to a music festival and made it a personality trait

  • @mamallama2199
    @mamallama2199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4530

    Matthew reminded me of a cult leader when he said he wanted to have babies with women of all races around the world. Like isn't that a little just..creepy..

    • @omgheather1
      @omgheather1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      i physically backed away from my screen

    • @CoOkieLoVerLoL2958
      @CoOkieLoVerLoL2958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      It is incredibly creepy

    • @gwendalynnwatkins1296
      @gwendalynnwatkins1296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Nah, fam, I aspire to be a cult leader, he's just a creep

    • @cinnabonbon
      @cinnabonbon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@gwendalynnwatkins1296 first of all, i hope your cult isn’t anything too bad, but go for it, and second yeah he’s just a creepy dude

    • @gwendalynnwatkins1296
      @gwendalynnwatkins1296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@cinnabonbon oh, don't worry, it's probably just gonna be one of those cringey communes that didsapears into the wilderness and lives off the land. With me as their authoritarian leader, of course

  • @commandrogyne
    @commandrogyne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2790

    "you must date....... without sex" [distant asexual laughter]

    • @lydiagolden6351
      @lydiagolden6351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      lol

    • @boybreakdowns
      @boybreakdowns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      This is totally random, but I love your profile pic

    • @kennedy5540
      @kennedy5540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      haha I was thinking that too. I kept wondering how it would if there was that one ace who wasn't into sex in the show. I would be so interested into how they would deal with all these horny people and make side commentary on the whole situation.

    • @regann7227
      @regann7227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @@kennedy5540 as an Ace, if I was on this show,
      I would escape

    • @maxholland6463
      @maxholland6463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yuppppp

  • @rave3484
    @rave3484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    i really do love how all these shows try to diss physical looks and sex, as if physical attraction and sexual compatibility aren't important. emotional is great and all but if you aren't compatible in anyway besides having some feelings for each other and maybe one thing in common the relationship probably won't last long. unless you're ace etc.

  • @JhericFury
    @JhericFury ปีที่แล้ว +14

    It feels like the show was created by an "abstinence only" guy and directed by a "abstinence never" guy.

  • @_--_--_--_--__
    @_--_--_--_--__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2430

    Personally I think the show would have been better if everyone had started with ten thousand dollars and then when someone broke the rules money would be taken out of their ten thousand and divide among the rest of the people. That way you have people trying to keep their original ten grand and trying to get other people to break the rules so that they can get more. I would also make it so that they can see the money they have at like the main pavilion so that it’s not just a theory. Plus I would make the narrator less mean I just want to watch pretty people being dumb you don’t have to berate them and make it seem endlessly cruel

    • @cf1179
      @cf1179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Elizabeth
      Ooh yeah

    • @gummibear696
      @gummibear696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      That's pretty good actually. Good idea :) And yeah that narrator was one of the bigger reasons I couldn't finish this show, out of many reasons.

    • @uncharted4076
      @uncharted4076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Good ideas

    • @vylynhjensen6987
      @vylynhjensen6987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Ooh, and they would be eliminated once they lost all their money

    • @mal9525
      @mal9525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This sounds so much better

  • @jadeoreo
    @jadeoreo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1690

    *"I'm not the brightest spark.... in the.. book."*

    • @kevinwang97
      @kevinwang97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Jade Oreo according to all star it’s “I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed”

    • @jadeoreo
      @jadeoreo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@kevinwang97 lmao I know the actual saying, I'm just quoting what she said in the video xD

    • @oof9701
      @oof9701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Maybe she's an arsenist 🤷

    • @lucascocks
      @lucascocks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Kevin Wang I’m not the brightest bulb in Lowe’s

    • @therealplaguerat
      @therealplaguerat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think that quote shows her intelligence perfectly.

  • @aprilblues3202
    @aprilblues3202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    3:38 “in a world without sex, will they be able to create a relationship?”
    Religious people: yes

    • @Nerdgirl9853
      @Nerdgirl9853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Asexual People, People who want to have a relationship first, People who recognize the risks of constant sex with strangers: Also yes

  • @can-of-pringles
    @can-of-pringles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "no kissing or sex"
    all the aces: ok that's fine

  • @anneliesew4853
    @anneliesew4853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4294

    Matthew’s talking about “spreading his seed” like what does he think he is? Zeus?

    • @Redlionreal5649
      @Redlionreal5649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Wanna be zeus

    • @freudiannipslip
      @freudiannipslip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      At least if he was Zeus the "is your beanie religious" question would be less stupid lmao

    • @HanariKamite
      @HanariKamite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      @@freudiannipslip he hides his lightning bolt up there

    • @duelmasteryuya1205
      @duelmasteryuya1205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@HanariKamite Lightning Rod*

    • @j-j8984
      @j-j8984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I think there was literally an episode on SVU about that, and it starred John Stamos

  • @BigEpicC
    @BigEpicC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3589

    As an Australian I have never heard anyone unironically say “crikey”

    • @mnichow2146
      @mnichow2146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      What about bugger?

    • @nineteen96
      @nineteen96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      As an australian, I have

    • @videogamemusic2962
      @videogamemusic2962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      A Tired Loser yes. I say it almost every day.

    • @strawburrymilk195
      @strawburrymilk195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Me too but with Canada and “eh”

    • @senza4591
      @senza4591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What? Thats a travesty.

  • @luxi7193
    @luxi7193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    im asexual why did i decide to watch this ..this was so uncomfortable. the things i do for you jarvis ..

  • @KayBbyXOXOXO
    @KayBbyXOXOXO ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Literally if this was a real competition show filled with normal people, they would make it out splitting the full $100,000 evenly

  • @lydiafrost4006
    @lydiafrost4006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3257

    They named the robot thing “Lana” because “Lana” backwards is.....

  • @cat_strangler2603
    @cat_strangler2603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1931

    They're getting paid, as long as they're not getting laid.

    • @TheNerdyChive
      @TheNerdyChive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Are they getting Gatorade, though?

    • @keineken_3281
      @keineken_3281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      If that were a job I would be rich

    • @nothingtoseeherejustatotal4556
      @nothingtoseeherejustatotal4556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@keineken_3281 F

    • @S0ME_GUY
      @S0ME_GUY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Get paid, don't get laid, Gatorade

    • @hobomen6279
      @hobomen6279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s like paying them to be like me

  • @Rose-hh7mk
    @Rose-hh7mk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I'm starting to look at the fish...differently" 😂😂

  • @HoneyM1lkart
    @HoneyM1lkart 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    1:56 fishy fishy fish making it stinky

  • @emmanuel8538
    @emmanuel8538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +881

    I'm pitching a show called Mating Call, where none of them can hear each other so they get judged by their handwriting and whether or not they know sign language

    • @zetjet9901
      @zetjet9901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I want this show

    • @souryoungman
      @souryoungman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Thank you, I need this.

    • @bunnyninja4127
      @bunnyninja4127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I’d pay money to see this

    • @iMatterhorn7
      @iMatterhorn7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If people watched this show and Love is Blind then I’m sure they’d also watch what your pitching

    • @azoozle_1173
      @azoozle_1173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would 100% watch you if you make a YT channel ur funny af

  • @ediblewafflebites5952
    @ediblewafflebites5952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7757

    I'm not ace but who in their mind is ready to strip in five seconds and pulse their groin in everyone's face so easily I am mortified by these human-rabbit hybrids

    • @user-ud9xc1hr3g
      @user-ud9xc1hr3g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1058

      I am ace and I agree that it's incredibly uncomfortable. But hey, to each their own. But sex addiction is a real thing and if that's what's going on here I hope they can get it figured out.

    • @Wired_User
      @Wired_User 3 ปีที่แล้ว +535

      All of these people seem like they legit have sex addictions, and it’s concerning. Maybe they should get their hormones checked too.

    • @Forseti_Force
      @Forseti_Force 3 ปีที่แล้ว +449

      I am demi and I also find this uncomfortable. People can live their own lives...but I personally can't imagine throwing myself at somebody I barely know.

    • @pappanalab
      @pappanalab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      another ace here and yeah I'm genuinely concerned for these people

    • @lm_slayer1
      @lm_slayer1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Can someone explain what ace and demi mean lmao

  • @legacyrxt7570
    @legacyrxt7570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    23:23
    Who tf thought this was funny?

  • @frog1405
    @frog1405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I really want to see one of these, where it starts off seeming like a typical dating show thing, but then the plot twist is that one of the people is actually a fucking serial killer, or that there's some crazy monster, or the island is actually built above where the ancient one slumbers, and it devolves into a horror series where they have to survive... while also trying to find love.

  • @KingNothing1118
    @KingNothing1118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6170

    I’m slowly becoming convinced that every Netflix original reality/game show exists within the Black Mirror universe and that’s where that uncanny valley feeling comes from.

    • @doggytheanarchist7876
      @doggytheanarchist7876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      I like this theory. Will someone please do a mockumentary about it? Preferably 10 episodes and multiple seasons.

    • @senza4591
      @senza4591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Its one of the tv shows in a black mirror episode that you only see a snippet of. This is the full version.

    • @ryleerose6598
      @ryleerose6598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The only good thing on Netflix now a days beastars and kakeguri
      (Yes i know im a fucking furry weeb don't @ me)

    • @LL-tr5et
      @LL-tr5et 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ryleerose6598 lol stfu you obviously don't have eyes if you think that's all netflix is.

    • @elwandahearns7383
      @elwandahearns7383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The fact that they’re way too ready to have wlw action but won’t have mlm action is SAPPHIC FETISHIZATION

  • @henrybarry9057
    @henrybarry9057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2457

    Both of the “couples” that are formed by the end of the show are “broken up” by now

    • @ygobe2
      @ygobe2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      What love show EVER has the couple stick together

    • @joanyou6254
      @joanyou6254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      @@ygobe2 Lauren and Cameron from Love is blind😂

    • @suckit1335
      @suckit1335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Like, one couple from the Bachelor, and three couples from Love is Blind(Amber and Barnett; Lauren and Cameron; Gigi and Damian)

    • @BleedingHeartsFade
      @BleedingHeartsFade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Right like sure they were in a relationship after getting physical, but like, lasting relationships? definitely not.

    • @senza4591
      @senza4591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Figured

  • @stanm4769
    @stanm4769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Too Hot To Handle: nobody can have sex, even if they really like someone
    Me, an asexual: what, like it's hard?

  • @helpme4247
    @helpme4247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Can they survive in a world with out $ex"
    *asexuals have left the chat*

  • @Karina-hm6ju
    @Karina-hm6ju 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4491

    *dude wearing a beanie*
    "So is it like a religious thing??"
    Yes. All religious people wear beanies. All the time.

    • @_confused_jaxx_
      @_confused_jaxx_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Wow, didn't know I was religious. Guess ya learn something new everyday

    • @definitelysomething4161
      @definitelysomething4161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      You cannot take off the beanie, never. God is watching, God will punish you if you take off the beanie.

    • @TPNsBiggestFan
      @TPNsBiggestFan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      As a Christian girl, I can confirm

    • @hhh-bu3qj
      @hhh-bu3qj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      everyone knows god hides under the beanie and you cannot take it off or he will escape

    • @msjkramey
      @msjkramey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Damn, I didn't realize that mom was trying to shove religion down my throat when she got my bf and I Hufflepuff/Ravenclaw beanies... rude. Plus after what the Pope of Harry Potter did recently, I can't support the Church anymore

  • @paridhiranjan4482
    @paridhiranjan4482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1464

    “...but it has a pLoT tWiSt”
    the plot twist is that there isn’t a dating show and that it’s actually me eating a shoebox. yes that’s the show coming fall 2020.

    • @azoozle_1173
      @azoozle_1173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I'm buying Netflix to see that

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Brilliant. I want 69 seasons of this show.

    • @whamloverfr
      @whamloverfr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      If this doesn’t get green lit I swear

    • @vocalcalibration8033
      @vocalcalibration8033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm game.

    • @cassidyyy9589
      @cassidyyy9589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Please actually do this

  • @emmaseckso1870
    @emmaseckso1870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I wonder if they had a host that ended up being “problematic” in some way so they scrapped the show, Netflix bought it, and edited it as is without whatever host?

  • @alrhet2
    @alrhet2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Bryce looks like boatshoes made love to a tanning bed" nearly killed me!

  • @aliveslice
    @aliveslice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1013

    Dating shows: destroying all sexual orientations one at a time

    • @PeachyBeins
      @PeachyBeins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Except asexuals we stay winning 😎

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Well we're all asexuals now so, however you interpret that

    • @PeachyBeins
      @PeachyBeins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@aliveslice as it should be 👁

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Of course. There is no single definitive rule to what makes someone asexual other than to bring up asexuality when sex is mentioned in any context.

    • @lovingweirdo4727
      @lovingweirdo4727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@aliveslice Isn't the "rule" to not feel sexual attraction?

  • @beedoesthings8037
    @beedoesthings8037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2733

    The contestants: How am I supposed to not have sex for an entire summer?
    Me, an asexual: What, like it’s hard?

    • @brgan557
      @brgan557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      I mean most people don't have sex every month so yeah no it isn't

    • @lillytoriya2212
      @lillytoriya2212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@brgan557 its a joke

    • @nt8597
      @nt8597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Me, a virgin

    • @remusteahan3521
      @remusteahan3521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Legit tho lmao

    • @Netheraptr
      @Netheraptr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Most religious people do this

  • @castiele_rose5258
    @castiele_rose5258 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    20:00 did they use f***ing sims 3 buy mode soundtrack in the show lol???

  • @alexiswoodberry9119
    @alexiswoodberry9119 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Any amount of money like this would be life changing for a regular person, but I think it's fairly likely that most if not all of these contestants are wealthy outside of the show. Who else could take a whole month away from work and family and everything else to compete on a show you might not win? That's the only explanation I can think of as to why they're all so willing to throw away the money just because they're horny.

  • @krissydiggs
    @krissydiggs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    I like how in all of these shows they’re like “superficial is bad!” But all the people are like really attractive Instagram models and stuff.

    • @berenicethegirl
      @berenicethegirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @itunoo conventionally. But not to my taste at ALL personally

    • @h.r.9563
      @h.r.9563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      With obvious work done, fillers and false lashes.

    • @CJ-iz3mp
      @CJ-iz3mp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      “Let’s find the hottest folks we possibly can to shame everyone for superficiality!!”

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, I think they were trying to make them become LESS superficial. Like a Pygmalion of the heart.

  • @selenadamman8417
    @selenadamman8417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +929

    Is no one talking about the fact that everytime they did those workshops everyone started off as "what even is this" and ended with "i now finally appreciate myself more, i have grown so much thanks to this workshop and will be completely different from now on"?????
    Does that seem real

  • @erikasakura7721
    @erikasakura7721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I'm a deep thinker.... I think about things a lot."
    I'm a deep thinker too! I spent the whole day thinking about what I could make for dinner!

  • @francescaaste6995
    @francescaaste6995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I watched too hot to handle with my father and sister and literally i nearly outed myself as bi the whole time.

  • @np8139
    @np8139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3171

    This show should have gotten one asexual just to roll his or her eyes at everyone all the time.

    • @t0xicchild926
      @t0xicchild926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +545

      god dude as an asexual if I was there I would yell at most of the “rule breakers” like: “You like money don’t you?!” “PUT THAT AWAY” “e x c u s e m e I d o n ‘ t w a n t y o u r t i t s”

    • @AnEmu404
      @AnEmu404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      T0xic Boi This is the best thing

    • @xleg4956
      @xleg4956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Idea: Asexual dating show with a twist- No off script heart to heart moments

    • @np8139
      @np8139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@t0xicchild926 Honestly, putting up with these people would be the hardest challenge of all.

    • @regann7227
      @regann7227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      If I was put on the show,
      I would escape

  • @bvelioglu7865
    @bvelioglu7865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    This show feels like a post on r/AreTheStraightsOkay?

    • @pepitoperez5938
      @pepitoperez5938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @SCP 096 uhhhh no?

    • @Charlie-yv3ib
      @Charlie-yv3ib 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@pepitoperez5938 yea? If they were only doing it to lose people's money and didn't have any attraction to the same sex then they're straight lol

    • @gabriels.1121
      @gabriels.1121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      We don’t claim them

    • @esmfamil5086
      @esmfamil5086 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Obviously not

    • @hundred2949
      @hundred2949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Charlie-yv3ib didn't she say that she liked her because she looked like her. Maybe it was like kissing herself

  • @nfidnejsisj4000
    @nfidnejsisj4000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “The Contest” is the Seinfeld episode and too hot too handle is worse in every way

  • @amyfalls
    @amyfalls ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Chloe is in Season 2 of The Circle. she’s actually very likable when not in this show lol. also she said they only made 10.50$ on THTH ... so....

  • @vizthex
    @vizthex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    I'm convinced they just got 1 of each stereotype.

    • @awesomedude5558
      @awesomedude5558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Convincing? They kinda... did. XD

    • @Deinobi
      @Deinobi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@awesomedude5558 not kinda, they definitely

    • @doctor_disco1334
      @doctor_disco1334 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@awesomedude5558 h un

  • @ariannagarcia5341
    @ariannagarcia5341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    “Im the rule breaker”
    “And Im the accountant”
    LMAOOOO

  • @Jenninka
    @Jenninka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My favorite thing in this is how the guy who says “I have sex every day and it’s never with the same woman” says it in the least convincing way. Like he can’t even pretend that’s really his life
    This man likes quiet evenings in and monogamy

  • @fenbyrat
    @fenbyrat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was thinking about how they have only busty women and shredded guys and thought as a joke "maybe they should make a dating show for people with smaller chests or guys who aren't ripped" but tbh I feel like that's something they'd make at this point

  • @kkkate819
    @kkkate819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    In my experience, the more people brag about having sex the less they're actually having it.

    • @LeumazDnazor
      @LeumazDnazor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Saying that you're a sex symbol basically means you're a virgin😂

    • @dartrevas
      @dartrevas 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eyes emoji

  • @DarkRubberDucky
    @DarkRubberDucky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    Asexuals out there would KILL the competition in this show.

    • @vocalcalibration8033
      @vocalcalibration8033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      You don't even need to be asexual, just have a modicum of self-control.

    • @allisonwallace4022
      @allisonwallace4022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      HECK YEA WE WOULD

    • @lyneyed
      @lyneyed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      It's free money for us basically

    • @SamFioreMusic
      @SamFioreMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I was thinking that they should make a show especially for that!! I think that would be so cool and such a good idea!! Lol

    • @izzyfarmer2500
      @izzyfarmer2500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      FREE MONEY! FREE MONEY! FREE MONEY!

  • @bardofthe90s57
    @bardofthe90s57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    No Nut November: The Show

  • @ZijnShayatanica
    @ZijnShayatanica 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've watched this video before but it showed up on autoplay, so... I watched it again. And uh. I didn't notice the tiny hand on Jarvis' index finger until 18:08. I MISSED IT COMPLETELY THROUGH ONE & A HALF VIEWINGS. That is hilarious. 😂🤣

  • @gigiunicorns7684
    @gigiunicorns7684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +743

    Netflix: Makes another romance drama reality show
    Jarvis has entered the chat

    • @kongdragon4364
      @kongdragon4364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Then he says Ahh shit here we go again

  • @ancientgeek3834
    @ancientgeek3834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8141

    Fun fact: Jarvis is actually binge watching these and is making these dating show videos because its the only thing he's done "research" on

    • @chrisding1976
      @chrisding1976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Disruptive Bee woah that really opened my eyes. 👏👏👏👏😖😖😖

    • @Cymes
      @Cymes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      "Research" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @woosh_police4018
      @woosh_police4018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Cymes Jesus just stop

    • @prodarkknight6686
      @prodarkknight6686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ancient Geek nobody should be trusted with that knowledge

    • @kalebkleist5922
      @kalebkleist5922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Jiraiya = Jarvis

  • @tutu8896
    @tutu8896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As of today (November, 2021) Chloe has now been on 3 netflix shows. She's been on Too Hot To Handle, The Circle, and Love Is Blind. Apparently she's a model and honestly I love that she will be on every reality show to get her name out there lol

  • @lexirusso5840
    @lexirusso5840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What baffles me is these characters are all almost younger than me yet they’re like literally looking 5-10 years older than me. I’m 26. They look like 30 or more. Chloes like 20??? Wtf. I guess all of the fillers and such.

  • @michellealfini
    @michellealfini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    I cannot deal with the way they don't even try to hide the lav microphone wires.

  • @brickvideos4851
    @brickvideos4851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    Except everybody DOESN'T win. The viewer watching the show loses.

    • @jasper2739
      @jasper2739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao I’m the 666th like

  • @curiousnerdkitteh
    @curiousnerdkitteh 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    To me it seems like the 3 people eliminated (Matthew, Corey and Madison) were just eliminated because they were getting the least sexual action and causing the least drama and it was to keep the show spicy. "Growing" here does not mean character growth it means GIVE US GOOD FOOTAGE FOR OUR SHOW! Or maybe it was a way to eliminate some people without elimating some people by just adding in some temporary people nobody was attached to, ie giving ARTIFICIAL pressure and ARTIFICIAL stakes to the show.

  • @officialblimp
    @officialblimp 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    i love how angry and stressed they are, like calm down a little, there’s more to life than kissing and sex 😂