Netflix’s Monster Dating Show Is Scaring Me (Sexy Beasts)

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  • @PerfumeCognac
    @PerfumeCognac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8671

    Rhino dude is the type of guy who’d get caught cheating and justify it by wiggling his hips and saying something like “you can’t tame the tiger inside me babe I’m wild, you gotta let me prowl babe.”

    • @BubbleBunnyy
      @BubbleBunnyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +748

      Man idc how bad this makes me but I would punch someone if they said that to me

    • @cassius1078
      @cassius1078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +705

      I absolutely hate how accurate this is

    • @darlingsxoxoxo2966
      @darlingsxoxoxo2966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +404

      I'M LOOSING MY MIND OVER THIS COMMENT, OH MY GOD

    • @notky848
      @notky848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +373

      This is uncomfortably accurate

    • @sophiasauers
      @sophiasauers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@notky848 yes , oh my god i could see him saying this lmao .

  • @beet8357
    @beet8357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1736

    I’m sorry but the girl saying “do you have health insurance?” And then just the silent cut of a bull man staring deadpan at her is the funniest fucking thing ever

    • @seguaye
      @seguaye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      1:49 fucking immaculate

    • @yoongiverse.
      @yoongiverse. ปีที่แล้ว +21

      comedy gold

    • @aarasko
      @aarasko ปีที่แล้ว +14

      it’s so funny

  • @gaylehesser8060
    @gaylehesser8060 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    Im 100% convinced mick only won the show because nina REALLY wanted to see what kinda weirdo was under the mask💀She def reported him for sexual harrassment after this

    • @ecmr.
      @ecmr. 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      fr😭

    • @sjane2796
      @sjane2796 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Me too. When people are that kooky, I gotta see

    • @cassdun619
      @cassdun619 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Looked it up, they did not continue after the show 😂 she chills out after the show and he blasts advertisements about himself

  • @saramarsh502
    @saramarsh502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    rhino guy has definitely done psychedelics and said he got in touch with the universe and has been "forever changed" but really he just felt empathy for the first time

  • @Gaaraloverr1
    @Gaaraloverr1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6353

    The Mantis at least tried to humor her by sliding down the bowling lane. The Rhino just feels like a sexual predator 😅

    • @fabledlight908
      @fabledlight908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +533

      thank god i'm not the only one who caught those vibes, how did nina not catch that???

    • @ashh5369
      @ashh5369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      oh for sure he freaked me out bad

    • @fudget4763
      @fudget4763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      frr 💀😐

    • @personman8734
      @personman8734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +552

      Honestly the guy sounds like he’s trying super hard to sound cultured but just ends up coming off as insufferable and the type to ask for sex after a yoga class

    • @eclectiic
      @eclectiic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      @@personman8734 how specifically correct that description of him is...

  • @TI3RU
    @TI3RU 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3567

    i feel like the whole “dressing them up to get rid of bias” would be much more successful if they all get put in the same costume/mask so they’re intentionally as close to identical as possible 🤔

    • @TI3RU
      @TI3RU 2 ปีที่แล้ว +462

      ALSO i realized the rhino guy is just. doing an Austin Powers impression as his entire personality.

    • @birdtutorialart
      @birdtutorialart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      Wait that would be so cool!! Make everyone look the same. Maybe even have them wear shoes so they’re all the same height and everything :•0

    • @lauratroy13
      @lauratroy13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      And clothes too

    • @707isnotfound
      @707isnotfound 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@birdtutorialart actually that would be so interesting

    • @littlewillowlinda
      @littlewillowlinda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      There was that one dating show with face masks in different colors

  • @flannelastronaut3197
    @flannelastronaut3197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    Can we talk about the scarecrow in this show though? He wasn't talked about a whole lot but he is the sweetest guy. After he gets eliminated they try to show him a picture of dolphin girl and he pushes it away saying he was only here for the emotional connection. What a guy!

  • @FinalFantasyIXIIII
    @FinalFantasyIXIIII 2 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    This show is the epitome of "Looks don't matter when you're attractive"

  • @KyleElliotts
    @KyleElliotts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8250

    I'm very excited for later this year when Jarvis covers "dating, except it's only based on smell" when Netflix premiers Love Nose No Bounds

    • @queencleopatra007
      @queencleopatra007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +605

      Don't give Netflix any ideas 😂

    • @floafy567
      @floafy567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      UNDERRATED OMG

    • @murphthegangster
      @murphthegangster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +391

      Love is STINKY

    • @SabrinaRina
      @SabrinaRina 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      @@murphthegangster Love Stinks with a broken heart and stench animation for an icon and the play "love stinks... he'll yeah.
      But to OP, you've cursed this into happening. There's already parties where people exchange dirty shirts to match with B.O. they like. I think they only happened in Britain before COVID.

    • @jocornu3291
      @jocornu3291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Apparently there are elements of compatibility in how you perceive another person's body odor. Do not give them any more terrible ideas

  • @itskriber
    @itskriber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8286

    as someone who is a makeup/sfx art enthusiast, the prosthetics were done very well. they have a lot of detail put into them and they move well. the question here is whether they should have been done at all because the answer is NO

    • @severikanstren1432
      @severikanstren1432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +560

      So what you're trying to say is that their scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could that they didn't stop to think if they should?

    • @zhankazest
      @zhankazest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      @@severikanstren1432 how long were you waiting to use that quote somewhere

    • @ashes405
      @ashes405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      They used their whole budget on SFX and didn't have enough left to justify them

    • @Slayworld12
      @Slayworld12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Exactly could’ve been in face off instead lmao

    • @hannahabrahams8780
      @hannahabrahams8780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I was impressed by the fact that they could eat and drink with the makeup on without ruining it

  • @coco604
    @coco604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    The amount of times I screamed “NO! STOP! BAD!” at the screen when Rhino Man appeared is at least in the triple digits

  • @Emeliza_Manelli
    @Emeliza_Manelli 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    I want to see a dating show where eldritch horrors are paired and it would be called Lovecraft. Everyone gets the villain edit. If you’re going to have a creepy people on your show, they should all be horrible annoying or creepy, so I don’t feel bad about an innocent person getting caught up in all of it.

  • @penguinsrbirds2
    @penguinsrbirds2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3431

    Rhino dude is a dozen LA stereotypes wrapped up in one annoying dude. They couldn't even resist making him a holistic health practitioner. Ca-flimflam indeed.

    • @YujiUedaFan
      @YujiUedaFan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I'm convinced he's from Florida actually.

    • @FitzPenn
      @FitzPenn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@YujiUedaFan trust me only Cali could breed somebody that inhumanly irritating.

    • @YujiUedaFan
      @YujiUedaFan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@FitzPenn Maybe he went to some party collage in Cali and when he went back to Florida, he acted like party college is real life and so became a huge douche. His friends also didn't stop him because he's rich and they're from Florida...

    • @selalewis9189
      @selalewis9189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was also thinking he would have been on Blind Date, c. 2002.

  • @Pandaroll223
    @Pandaroll223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3056

    The fact that Mick is a real human who talks and acts this way is so surreal. He's made me feel a whole new level of discomfort, I can't believe Nina chose him 💀

    • @cgarcia3614
      @cgarcia3614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      I feel like most people on the show were bad judges of character, which is why they went on the show to find a date in the first place (also for clout). It makes me sad she didn't see thru his BS. I cringe.

    • @neu_dae
      @neu_dae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      it's like he as manufactured to be annoying. he's like a cartoon.. in the worst way possible.

    • @PunkWad
      @PunkWad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      IT KILLS ME

    • @masunrise7471
      @masunrise7471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      This is the reincarnation of the dating game killer. lol

    • @remem95
      @remem95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      He's like that trope cartoon character who tries a new hobby every week just to impress a lady.

  • @paine4265
    @paine4265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    it's like if Zootopia was surreal and nightmare-inducing and also a dating show for adults lol

  • @strwbrryvagabond8864
    @strwbrryvagabond8864 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    So not only was Dominic way chiller, really seemed intent on impressing Nina and making sure she had a good time, when I watched for myself, he was adorable. Girl run.

  • @Bookworm676645
    @Bookworm676645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1893

    Mick makes me so deeply uncomfortable over like three layers of virtual separation. I cannot fucking imagine how uncomfortable it would be to have to experience him in real life.

    • @dumdum3301
      @dumdum3301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      If I got to be near him then I’d have second hand embarrassment

    • @sOofiiexD
      @sOofiiexD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      True, he looks so arrogant tbh, yeah he’s attractive but like how cringy

    • @monbub
      @monbub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sOofiiexD He's not attractive at all

    • @1nvisible1
      @1nvisible1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *"Don't hate, appreciate!" - Rhino Man*

  • @DylanIsInTrouble
    @DylanIsInTrouble 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11469

    How you managed to finish all 6 episodes is beyond me

  • @tkdchic78
    @tkdchic78 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    As an actual medical doctor “holistic health practitioner” makes me cringe so hard. Anyone can call themselves that🚩🚩🚩 and poor patients get taken advantage of thinking they’re seeing someone who was actually educated on the human body but turns out they’ve had none and are trying to force you to buy expensive supplements, which at best do nothing, at worst put you in the hospital

    • @maureenrobertshaw7375
      @maureenrobertshaw7375 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I feel the same as a therapist whenever I hear someone is getting therapy from a "holistic counselor". People without education, training, and an ethics board above them can do real damage. I think it is also about commitment. Are you committed enough to your future clients that you will spend 6-8 years of your life going to school and pay off your ridiculous student loans until you die just to make sure you are helping and not causing harm?

  • @ziggy7231
    @ziggy7231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    2:51 Now hes dolphin man, half dolphin half man. Hear him screech at night, cause he just wants a friend.

    • @theclaybor4352
      @theclaybor4352 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's all I could think of every time they showed Nina 😂

    • @AmythestAnimations
      @AmythestAnimations หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      he’ll be quite a fright (jesus christ) when you run into him in the dark abandon house where he lives woOah

  • @riddlertrophy
    @riddlertrophy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2196

    rhino man is the guy who was awkward and nerdy in high school then reinvented himself as cool in college, but he only used, like, teen romance movies from the 90s as reference. yeah reality tv is fake, but i feel like i'm actually watching a very insecure person uncomfortably pretend to be someone they're not and i'm in pain

    • @heyyitsjude
      @heyyitsjude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      It was so abnormally over the top. It may have been insecurity but I almost wonder if he purposely acted absurd just to see where it got him and have a laugh about it later lol. I’ve known the guys who he’s *trying* to be…they’re not for everyone but they aren’t nearly this obnoxious.

    • @sleepyidiot2010
      @sleepyidiot2010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Judy Mwanzo for my sanity, I sure hope that’s the case

    • @mal760
      @mal760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      saw a tiktok by a girl who had matched with him on bumble like a year prior, he's just like that.

    • @daleharden1749
      @daleharden1749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@mal760 Big oof.

    • @sadmermaid
      @sadmermaid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Applying for these shows these are rounds usually, and a producer(s) would have been lying and encouraging him to act like that.

  • @sigh824
    @sigh824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3385

    As a human woman, i find rhino man repulsive and I would cross the street if I saw him. As a sociologist tho I find him fascinating

    • @notme1677
      @notme1677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      I wouldn't cross the road i would jump into the car that's coming

    • @dylankersten3383
      @dylankersten3383 2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      @@notme1677 you shouldnt, because you don't know what he would do with your body.

    • @rockblasters2
      @rockblasters2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dylankersten3383 you think he’s into necrophilla?

    • @dylankersten3383
      @dylankersten3383 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@rockblasters2 that is what I'm implying.

    • @rockblasters2
      @rockblasters2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@dylankersten3383 glad we’re on the same page

  • @gh0st167
    @gh0st167 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    The mantis dude seemed like a fun, caring, loveable guy who tried to humour her. Mick seemed like a predator, and no, not an animal.

  • @Queen_Avery
    @Queen_Avery 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    You have to admit, the people who designed the masks are pretty good at it.

  • @shawngains
    @shawngains 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3917

    I’m going to be completely honest the rhino man seems like the kind of guy that would mansplain Eastern Asian culture to an East Asian and I am not down for that concept 💀

    • @TheRainyKingdom
      @TheRainyKingdom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      Nooo this is what strangers think my bf is like 😭 he’s half Vietnamese but looks NOTHING like it and people get kinda offended until they see the rest of his family lollll

    • @gothicglypso5197
      @gothicglypso5197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      I fucking despise the term mansplaining but this comment seems too fucking accurate

    • @s_spiritstar
      @s_spiritstar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      As an Asian, I totally agree. He’s got the general idea down, but uses it in just…. Why s*x?!

    • @HobieInTheBox
      @HobieInTheBox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@s_spiritstar not even East Asian culture can exist without being sexualised i guess 💀

    • @s_spiritstar
      @s_spiritstar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@HobieInTheBox unfortunately no

  • @brytonfrisby674
    @brytonfrisby674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1689

    The way Jarvis gets so irrationally upset at rino man's constant dancing just brings joy to my life

    • @pulatelephonics
      @pulatelephonics 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      It’s fully justified tho. It just irks me

    • @yvaskhmir
      @yvaskhmir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Rationally, me lad.

    • @7tzn989
      @7tzn989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 same

    • @suzanneallen6212
      @suzanneallen6212 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

    • @fuckitfunky
      @fuckitfunky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      whats a rino?

  • @claire7097
    @claire7097 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That guy watched austin powers one time and made it his whole personality

  • @so-bright-i-cant-see3856
    @so-bright-i-cant-see3856 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Rhino guy is like that soggy piece of food leftover in the sink when you're doing the dishes- you don't want to touch it or look at it, you just want to throw it out and move on

  • @nicky55
    @nicky55 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2585

    The masks are not all equal, they should have a theme per episode so it's more even!
    Ex: cats, devils, carnivore animals, etc

    • @anna4338
      @anna4338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      That's a great idea.

    • @somedude6833
      @somedude6833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      How about fucking guns. Like, a fucker fucking walk-in g around with a fuckin gun strapped to his head and shit man. It’s fumcing gonna fucking be cool .

    • @fakename1137
      @fakename1137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      @@somedude6833 i feel like this comment was written either at 3 in the morning, while you were drunk/high, or both

    • @boneless70
      @boneless70 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Cats, devils, carnivores animals, crumbling old ladies the usual

    • @sarahwaters5375
      @sarahwaters5375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@somedude6833 this feels like a skit from that Tim Robinson show

  • @the_Sarahnator
    @the_Sarahnator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2553

    Jarvis: "Which of these is more romantic?"
    Me: "Bowling, obviously."
    Jarvis: "Bowling, obviously."
    Me: "Kaflimflam."

    • @callmeqt1269
      @callmeqt1269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Kaflimflam indeed. Sarah knows her stuff.

    • @nxtermc1909
      @nxtermc1909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      lol amazing

    • @josieparker4710
      @josieparker4710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What’s kaflimflam?

    • @the_Sarahnator
      @the_Sarahnator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@josieparker4710 If you have to ask, you'll never know. (Or just watch to the very end of the video 🤪)

    • @xhappyponyxwasmyoldname1395
      @xhappyponyxwasmyoldname1395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kaflimflam

  • @GuyWithChainsaw
    @GuyWithChainsaw ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The Rhino Guy is the kind of person who wishes he could date himself

  • @renatatostada3318
    @renatatostada3318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    100% I thought it was the rhino makeup that made Mick so unbearable for me.
    But nope, after the face reveal, I hated him even more. it was like the makeup made him more cartoonish, which made his personality digestible
    Kaflimflam (pls don't hurt me)

  • @melanino
    @melanino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2508

    The fact that everyone under the prosthetic is conventionnally attractive/hot kind of defeats the purpose of the show for me.
    -Beauty is only skin deep, thats why we want you to be focused on their personalities instead of their faces
    -Takes off mask
    -oh youre conveniently hot, thank god.

    • @t.g.5644
      @t.g.5644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      "We wouldn't want our viewers having to look at UGGOS. That'd be horrible and cruel."

    • @waverlyaltis7171
      @waverlyaltis7171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Honestly if they really wanted to make an interesting show they would have everyone be ugly. Really test the whole blind love theory

    • @zypper7213
      @zypper7213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      Not to mention the masks don't hide other features tied to conventional attractiveness like weight/body hair/height/voice/etc. which similarly defeats the whole point of the show,
      They're acting like the only reason someone could be rejected is because their personalities don't match when there's so many other things that get in the way of that because of how awful this show's premise and existence is lol

    • @psychadelicpotato8580
      @psychadelicpotato8580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      They should've covered the bodies as well at least while the costumes were on.

    • @psychadelicpotato8580
      @psychadelicpotato8580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@waverlyaltis7171 yes
      But then how would you recruit 'ugly' contestants when its all subjective???

  • @juubey2219
    @juubey2219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1715

    Mantis dude seemed genuinely really nice and like a really cool casual guy…then rhino man was like a cult leader who mansplains basic tasks to everyone he’s around

    • @wash8533
      @wash8533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      WOAH mansplain... yeah the word

    • @ussinussinongawd516
      @ussinussinongawd516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@wash8533 its the correct usage...

    • @Crackpot_Astronaut
      @Crackpot_Astronaut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ussinussinongawd516
      It's still ridiculous.

    • @norainbowwithoutsomerain
      @norainbowwithoutsomerain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@Crackpot_Astronaut It's not ridiculous. It's the right word. Don't get upset if it's not a you issue bud

    • @viviennebaptiste
      @viviennebaptiste 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@norainbowwithoutsomerain3825 but it's a ridiculous word in & of itself

  • @jules5933
    @jules5933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    8:56 i understand all of those words individually. cant say i know what the fuck i just heard though

  • @viaisagirlkisser
    @viaisagirlkisser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    When I saw the thumbnail I thought it was like, a fake reality tv type thing where the contestants were like, literally pretending to be monsters trying to find love, and I’m so disappointed that wasn’t what it was

  • @dcastropty
    @dcastropty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2059

    It's a true disgrace you didn't do this as a beast. I'd love to judge a TH-cam show blind for once.

  • @TheLastEgg08
    @TheLastEgg08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2507

    Rhino guy is that white dude who tells you he had an "experience out of this world that no words can describe" in a third world country and now appropriates some specific words from that country and can't stop using them. Despite him not knowing shit about that country/countries.

    • @astrxlcat
      @astrxlcat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      He also reminds me of the guy who had a ”crazy” acid trip that one time and needs to tell everyone about it constantly even though you’ve heard the story at least 3 times already.

    • @IamTurkey1453
      @IamTurkey1453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DaBaby

    • @QuinnEthanR
      @QuinnEthanR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      The fact that this is so specific leads me to believe you've met this man and you're just recounting a story

    • @IamTurkey1453
      @IamTurkey1453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@QuinnEthanR lesgoooooo

    • @nathana1659
      @nathana1659 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Great pfp

  • @baileemacaskill1174
    @baileemacaskill1174 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "anyway, sextina aquafina is looking for love-" the hyperfixations have collided

  • @caitfoster733
    @caitfoster733 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I have fallen down a rabbit hole of all of jarvis's dating show videos and I am having a great time

  • @Bluebell42069
    @Bluebell42069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4363

    Fun fact, people who know the rhino guy irl say he’s exactly like this. Someone who went on a date with him once showed proof with a voice mail he left her lol

    • @mikaeruu0309
      @mikaeruu0309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +685

      if i met someone like that irl i'd run away immediately

    • @skymin963
      @skymin963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      oh no oh god oh fuck kill it with fire

    • @depressed_khaleesi
      @depressed_khaleesi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@skymin963 I make these words mine

    • @stellastarfield1111
      @stellastarfield1111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      His intro made me gag.

    • @fockingreat1125
      @fockingreat1125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      Oh god I was hoping he was just playing a character why'd that girl pick him uggghh

  • @sparkle_punk
    @sparkle_punk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2046

    Rhino guy simultaneously has Neckbeard energy and Chad energy and it's truly insufferable

    • @tittat5989
      @tittat5989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      With some of that pretentious Southern California “spiritualism”thrown in there

    • @MiloKuroshiro
      @MiloKuroshiro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      That's what we call a "Pick Up Artist"

    • @hkazu63
      @hkazu63 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@MiloKuroshiro I can imagine him being into the Super Seducer series of games so I think you got it nailed.

    • @airotiv7916
      @airotiv7916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Perfect description

    • @tomhermann1167
      @tomhermann1167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And he doesn't even have a real first name

  • @pinkdarkboy7127
    @pinkdarkboy7127 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The only reason Nina chose Rhino Man over The Mantis is because if she had chosen The Mantis, she would have been contractually obligated to eat him to ensure her own survival and the survival of their possible future offspring.

  • @heather_doestruecrime
    @heather_doestruecrime ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “That’s not a… sigh…. MICK”
    The way you said that gave me life lol

  • @lisazdvoru1660
    @lisazdvoru1660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3823

    I feel like Jarvis needs a series called, "Jarvis Watches Garbage" and he can highlight all the Maury/Springer/Bachelor/Love is Blind content he wants.

    • @Manthab
      @Manthab 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Like caravan of garbage I forget the channel name tho

    • @Em-ze9bs
      @Em-ze9bs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Jarvis Watches Jarbage

    • @trybunt
      @trybunt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sort of like Caravan of Garbage?

    • @shaunnathedoRk
      @shaunnathedoRk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Manthab it's mr sunday movies :)

    • @lukel909
      @lukel909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean yeah, but he doesn’t need a series when at this point obviously he’s addicted to garbage tv (and tearing it apart, as a public service)

  • @morganbodhi9492
    @morganbodhi9492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2624

    jarvis laughing at his own jokes immediately after he makes them brings me so much joy

    • @juli5945
      @juli5945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Cool pfp, also I agree

    • @IslanderT
      @IslanderT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I think this every time and I am glad I am not alone 😄

    • @MissFelice
      @MissFelice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It’s so delightful, especially when he starts laughing before he can even say the full sentence.

    • @LucyGoosey4636
      @LucyGoosey4636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Reminds me of pyrocynical

    • @ErinLastNameRedacted
      @ErinLastNameRedacted 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It makes me laugh more.

  • @hi-pk9wr
    @hi-pk9wr ปีที่แล้ว +3

    when rhino man speaks my fight or flight response is immediately activated

  • @UberMassiveGaming
    @UberMassiveGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1092

    “Ah you dont know what they look like so it’s completely blind dating!” Yeah except for they only chose conventionally attractive people, so it’s not a point of conflict at all ever.

    • @TuckyBlue
      @TuckyBlue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Also like they can see what their body looks like.

    • @scoutman66
      @scoutman66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TuckyBlue That doesn't say much. Muscular dudes can be just as good looking as overweight ones

    • @kells4315
      @kells4315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I'll push back a little and say there are a ton of conventionally attractive people I'm not attracted to, but yeah, this is not super blind, more like fuzzy. lol

    • @ah5557
      @ah5557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@scoutman66 It’s disingenuous to act like most people would be attracted to someone who’s over weight, that’s just not true and far from conventional beauty standards.

    • @scoutman66
      @scoutman66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ah5557 Just saying that not only guys that adhere to the beauty standard are attractive

  • @esullvan599
    @esullvan599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1498

    I think the mantis guy should've won because he seemed like he had so much more personality, he even dove onto the bowling lane, Kaflynflan

    • @elusivemayfly7534
      @elusivemayfly7534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I was rooting for the mantis!

    • @snakes7303
      @snakes7303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I dont know Rhino Man, he could be a great guy off show...but I want to PUNCH him in the face?? Like..he is the WORST

    • @remussanders648
      @remussanders648 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@snakes7303 same!

    • @urminecraftgf21
      @urminecraftgf21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@snakes7303 he isn’t much different off show..

    • @pulatelephonics
      @pulatelephonics 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@waddellar that wasn’t even personality is was just an imitation of a character from a bad movie. No movie in particular, just a bad one

  • @joshuanewberry8774
    @joshuanewberry8774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I got an as right after elephant girl says you know what I always wanted to do. "Customize and save on your auto insurance"

  • @magnitude10199
    @magnitude10199 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My friends and I watched this show exclusively to make fun of it, and the First Thing we noticed was how unfair yhe costumes and dates were!!! Idk what the producers we thinking

  • @yostinator81
    @yostinator81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1049

    So proud that the power Ranger villains can finally find love.

    • @Sorrowdusk
      @Sorrowdusk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me too.

    • @matthewmatthew8941
      @matthewmatthew8941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Now I’d definitely watch that.

    • @dothmotherknowyouwearth
      @dothmotherknowyouwearth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      If this show was popular when most Power Ranger shows came out, maybe then a bunch of young adults wouldn’t have to risk their lives to save the world.

    • @joshuamiller8149
      @joshuamiller8149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That rhino especially, just trying to get by

    • @tiffanykim2773
      @tiffanykim2773 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      👍 agreed

  • @SoftLawenda
    @SoftLawenda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2228

    The rhino man's heart exploded when he realised she isnt' ugly... This is why I hate shows that are like that. Because when you take away the looks aspect (and the contestants know that the looks will be revealed later) it makes people even more fixated on looks. "What if they are ugly? Will I still want to date them? What if they are not my type physically?" It destroys the whole idea, IMO. Especially when you have the most conventionally beautiful people on the show. Like, what's the point?

    • @vivialanis9521
      @vivialanis9521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      also the fact that if they really wanted for it to not have a bias over looks, why would they make the some costumes look less uncanny than others?

    • @SoftLawenda
      @SoftLawenda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@vivialanis9521 I agree. Personally it would be harder for me to talk to someone who looks like an ogre than a rhino or clown...

    • @0ctacamel
      @0ctacamel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Plus, one of the key parts of basic communication is facial expressions, but shows like this cover that up. Like, I was creeped out by the rhino guy just based off his mannerisms and how he talks. But, after his face was revealed, a whole new wave of creepiness hit me. Facial expressions help with showing someone’s feeling at the moment which can help (at least a little bit) you get a sense of their personality.

    • @YinYang333
      @YinYang333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@0ctacamel rightttt it’s harder to see red flags beyond words and actions

    • @elliot-sowdon
      @elliot-sowdon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Like if they really wanted to make a show about people dating without focusing on looks, they could make a dating show about blind people. There are millions of people out there who either can’t see at all, or can’t see enough to navigate the world on sight. The show would need to treat its subjects respectfully, and not be like “tinder is bad! So we found a bunch of losers who can’t use it! Aren’t we deep?” But if done well, it could actually be very interesting.

  • @ahobbit1273
    @ahobbit1273 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Jarvis’ giggle after he says “E L I M I N A T E D” is so cute 😂

  • @invaderliz
    @invaderliz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Mick seems like the type of guy who pressures his girlfriend into an open relationship when she’s not really into it, then gets mad when she goes on a date. Then starts a new age high control group.

  • @athenamona2425
    @athenamona2425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    Rhino man always seems like he’s about to sell a pyramid scheme. He has that energy.

  • @lemonnickel
    @lemonnickel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1117

    I love how Rhino pretty much admitted how shallow he was when he said he was happy about the girls looks, basically insinuating that in his head he was like "please be hot, please be hot".

    • @why-qz6zq
      @why-qz6zq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's not that crazy to prefer dating an attractive person.

    • @-purplehaze-2212
      @-purplehaze-2212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wanting your partner to be attractive does not make you shallow

    • @antonylacroix5695
      @antonylacroix5695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@why-qz6zq No one said it was. He’s just pointing out how it completely goes against the focal point of the show.

    • @QTpatootie95
      @QTpatootie95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No it sounds like he was happy he was attracted to her. Also people are allowed to want to be attracted to their partners JFC

    • @ashkebora7262
      @ashkebora7262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@antonylacroix5695 It was directly said rhino was shallow for saying it. That's equating wanting your partner to be attractive with being shallow. Directly.
      Why is reading comprehension so low these days?

  • @Eazoon
    @Eazoon 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This feels like a Jubilee video called "5 Humans in Costume vs 1 Actual Beast" and Mick is the beast

  • @bluestar4408
    @bluestar4408 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Bojack Horseman reference is beautiful.

  • @ninawth
    @ninawth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2479

    As someone who's specialising in Chinese philosophy in university, I have no words to describe how insufferable that Rhino guy is to me. Why did I have to be subjected to this, Jarvis. The fact that that girl has the same name as me is just salt in the wounds.

    • @fishysquishy9911
      @fishysquishy9911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Don’t worry. She has the same name as me too I know your pain

    • @generichomosapien4666
      @generichomosapien4666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      💀

    • @hotdoginator
      @hotdoginator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Don't worry about it, you got the name twice so that cancels out

    • @remem95
      @remem95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Sooo. How much of what he said was utter gibberish and how much is based in actual ideas he just got completely wrong? (I suspect there is no rest percentage between these 2 things)

    • @holzcartoonz9962
      @holzcartoonz9962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@remem95 I feel it's comparable to all the "gurus" / "yogis" in gentrified places, who use yoga and indian culture to build up a cult of "willing" women.

  • @GrunkPunk
    @GrunkPunk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    “There’s our culture appropriative king” LOL so accurate

    • @purrsuasively
      @purrsuasively 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DJ! how's being off the island?

    • @GrunkPunk
      @GrunkPunk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@purrsuasively It’s been great man especially not having chris torture us everyday

    • @nyalpiers7203
      @nyalpiers7203 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao

  • @KakuroKing3407
    @KakuroKing3407 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What annoys me about the whole “people are so superficial today” thing in these dating shows is that I fail to recall a time when weddings weren’t about money, family lineage, and general status cues. When weren’t dates superficial?

  • @renniecakes
    @renniecakes 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    it'll all come crumbling down when they accidentally get a monster fricker on the show

  • @user-hn5zw8nq9m
    @user-hn5zw8nq9m 2 ปีที่แล้ว +986

    "the useless mansion that has no use"
    the poison. the poison for kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco, kuzco's poison.

    • @ukebirb3092
      @ukebirb3092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      "That poison?"

    • @karl_0312
      @karl_0312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @wombatpandaa9774
      @wombatpandaa9774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This floor is made of floor

    • @nob2243
      @nob2243 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ah yes, it's finally coming together.

    • @aarasko
      @aarasko ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no no he’s got a point

  • @tannerjay606
    @tannerjay606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    “I’m that white rhino. I’m a rare find.” Little does he know that white rhinos are the only species of the 5 rhino species that aren’t endangered!

    • @em84c
      @em84c 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I didn't know that! Did they used to be endangered but the population is increasing now?

    • @timonoertle1725
      @timonoertle1725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@em84c Are you Mick???

    • @leeloo4paws656
      @leeloo4paws656 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Little does he know, his pointed mouth shape actually indicates that he is a black rhino

    • @rileyworley7758
      @rileyworley7758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I think the confusion is over the northern and southern white rhinos. The northern white rhino only has two known individuals, both of which are female, while the southern white rhino has an estimated 20,000 individuals

    • @im19ice3
      @im19ice3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao epic self-own

  • @creepdemon761
    @creepdemon761 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I just found your channel, and I have not laughed so hard in a while! Thank you so much!

  • @adamc4640
    @adamc4640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    13:58 i actually stepped over the line when i was 9 and slid over and the ball landed on my finger and fractured it

    • @protomae
      @protomae 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ow

  • @chickenfoot2423
    @chickenfoot2423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    jokes aside the sfx makeup artists did amazingly on these... that bug guy had crazy detailing. imagine putting this show on your portfolio though

    • @taylorharrison2274
      @taylorharrison2274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I feel like this is the only reason why I would even bother with this show.

    • @swirlingstars_3339
      @swirlingstars_3339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      "Hi nice to meet you I would like to apply here"
      "Ok what have you done? Can I see your portfolio?"
      "Well I did makeup and face paint for this show where a bunch of people pretend to be furries and live in this giant castle to win over the heart of one person based on their personality alone."
      "..."
      "....I made a skeleton bone zombie thing-"
      "Get out"

    • @dannyslemonade976
      @dannyslemonade976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yea like I’m happy for them sfx makeup artists aren’t as needed anymore so I’m glad they’re getting work lol

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The makeup is the only good part

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@swirlingstars_3339 scarecrows and old hags are my favorite types of furry 😩

  • @nob2243
    @nob2243 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1779

    "It's like he's trying to play a Matthew McConaughey character." Not only that, it's like he's trying to be _"sly"_ and combine the worst traits of McConaughey, Ace Ventura and Austin Powers into one persona.

    • @kyransawhill6650
      @kyransawhill6650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Ace Ventura really is an animal detective this time.

    • @monalisasssmile
      @monalisasssmile 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      this comment deserves a nobel piece prize

    • @monalisasssmile
      @monalisasssmile 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i did not just say piece prize with a 150 IQ

    • @kyransawhill6650
      @kyransawhill6650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@monalisasssmile - Your comment deserves a noble piece price.

    • @Gambito99100
      @Gambito99100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He's what happened after Ace Ventura came out of that rhino in the second movie

  • @savannahlevy97
    @savannahlevy97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That rhino guy encapsulates everything I fear about people in costume/masks. That weird uncanny persona and the exaggerated gestures and slightly unnatural voice. I would have passed out if I saw him when I was a kid

  • @monokuma7746
    @monokuma7746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Beast - an animal, especially a large or dangerous four-footed one. other words no a witch and troll or Ogers are not beasts while rynos and pandas are.

  • @Julia-tz7yc
    @Julia-tz7yc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    I really hope the contestants get to keep the Victorian oil paintings of their beast selves, that would be the only reason I would even consider doing such a ridiculous show

  • @xPriere
    @xPriere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2207

    I am almost positive that Mick's speaking pattern is what he thinks women would find hot or full of "mystique" since he can't rely on his body or face to do that. He is literally speaking "gibberish but make it sexy". I'm not saying what he says is sexy, i'm saying he's trying to make it so.

    • @wittyblonde6728
      @wittyblonde6728 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Priere that’s exactly what I thought when I watched the show

    • @kirasmith5800
      @kirasmith5800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      It's like he's trying to put on an Austin Powers. In this case, it doesn't work for him at all lol

    • @maybeoptify
      @maybeoptify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      and somehow it always works

    • @amberslahlize7961
      @amberslahlize7961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can talk summersalt sex myself, I just wont take you very seriously. Lol

    • @itemushmush
      @itemushmush 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@kirasmith5800 THIS!!! Austin Powers is exactly his personality type

  • @TonyStark-kd5ti
    @TonyStark-kd5ti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rhino guy is a mixture of the "acid will open a door that you can never close" kind of guy and a "shaka bro" kinda guy.

  • @zubetp
    @zubetp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    when i was a kid my mom told me that you weren't allowed to walk on the bowling lanes because they put special oil on the lanes for the bowling balls to go down. so if any person walked on the lanes they'd slip and fall. like she led me to believe bowling lanes were that frictionless field the kids all went to on the physics episode of magic school bus

  • @katie8881
    @katie8881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    Mick is the kind of person that's weird and energetic and seems to be having fun with life- so when you first meet them, you're kind of overwhelmed trying to peg down their vibe so you just kind of follow along on their runaway train of a personality. Then you snap back to reality after a few hours in their presence, thinking, "wait, this person isn't interesting or fun or even that nice, what's happening." He has hippie cult leader vibes.

    • @chefsweaty6744
      @chefsweaty6744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      His confidence and "spirituality" definitely gave me cult leader vibes too

    • @bungiecrimes7247
      @bungiecrimes7247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Every Twitter user who has They/Them in their bio.

    • @silver_235
      @silver_235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@bungiecrimes7247 no? you can’t just generalize an entire group of people like that. sure there’s probably some that are like that, but definitely not everyone.

    • @sunnyandthechlo
      @sunnyandthechlo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He's hiding the things he's lacking behind that overbearing persona that draws curious people in at first but repels them after they realize what's going on.

    • @beelzemobabbity
      @beelzemobabbity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@bungiecrimes7247 what are you even talking about? That’s not really a good thing to say. People acting like having your pronouns in your bio is a bad thing is really detrimental

  • @irohha
    @irohha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    These dating shows that act like they're somewhat progressive in that it's "not about the looks" sure love casting only thin, conventionally attractive people to be contestants.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Can we just get a dating show where the people aren't conventionally attractive? Lets get people of varied weights and heights in this show. Lets get women who don't shave and men who don't work out.

    • @ramenkamen3969
      @ramenkamen3969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@genericname2747 maybe even normal mortals without the 🤚"yin" and the "yang"🤚~

    • @antonizajkowski9698
      @antonizajkowski9698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@genericname2747 I recommend Dating on a Spectrum

    • @glick7192
      @glick7192 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ramenkamen3969 as if they could stop mick from being on, he's far too powerful

    • @ShermanWilliamsVideo
      @ShermanWilliamsVideo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@genericname2747 Sir this is television. We don't do that here.

  • @thetableoflegend9814
    @thetableoflegend9814 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fun fact about sliding at the bowling alley : some lanes are oiled, so theoretically you could slide down them! But some lanes aren’t. At my local bowling alley the lanes to the left of the entrance are not oiled while the lanes to the right are (the oiled lanes are used primarily for bowling leagues)

  • @wind_chives_
    @wind_chives_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Dating… but you can’t have sex”
    Ace people: hold my beer

  • @WaddlesCookie
    @WaddlesCookie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    my favorite thing is about rhino is that people who have matched with him on dating apps have said he’s literally just like that. it’s not a character. that’s just him.

    • @user-nw3ol7fk1i
      @user-nw3ol7fk1i 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      source pls
      (no really I NEED to see this first hand that sounds hilarious)

    • @reallygoodatfolding
      @reallygoodatfolding 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I really thought he was just hamming it up for the camera 😅

    • @arhartline
      @arhartline 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@user-nw3ol7fk1i I spotted a lot of comments about it on tik tok if you can find the girl on tik tok. I can't remember her @

    • @lilly_koii
      @lilly_koii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@reallygoodatfolding I feel like you can't make that shit up 😂 I totally believe he is 100% like that or even worse

    • @user-nw3ol7fk1i
      @user-nw3ol7fk1i 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@arhartline I don't have tiktok 😔✌

  • @SuperSisby
    @SuperSisby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    Rhino's reveal immediately made me think "He looks like a cult leader."

    • @mo_onchild4
      @mo_onchild4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      or a school shooter lol

    • @traitwopronounwncethess2566
      @traitwopronounwncethess2566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      exactly! charismatic, but in a unsettling and incredibly creepy way

    • @generichomosapien4666
      @generichomosapien4666 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      pain

    • @doratheace
      @doratheace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I thought of way too old tik tok e-boy, because he looks 30, trying to pass of as 17.

    • @ashleyferris5749
      @ashleyferris5749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And pulling all the cult leader moves.

  • @adlercyan
    @adlercyan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    WHY DID I ONLY FIND THIS VIDEO NOW. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO COVER THIS SHOW

  • @Crackpot_Astronaut
    @Crackpot_Astronaut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can never get over the fact that they gave the dolphin gills.

  • @leinaamatsuji-berry561
    @leinaamatsuji-berry561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    I feel like Rhino guy definitely had nasty dreadlocks in college, and when he moved to LA he became more of a spiritual cowboy surfer dude

    • @heyyitsjude
      @heyyitsjude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This comment is definitely plausible and it’s now my head canon.

    • @andyhighroller8217
      @andyhighroller8217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *From the province of* _Kaflimflam, Oklahoma…_
      *PERHAPS* _Kaflimflam, Nebraska_

  • @Killeveryone420
    @Killeveryone420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    the most disturbing part about the rhino guy wasn't even his appearance it was his personality

    • @Sorrowdusk
      @Sorrowdusk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He might be funnier if he were also a stoner 😆

    • @willyeeton4390
      @willyeeton4390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      You know he describes himself as just """spiritual."""
      Edit: he actually fucking did it

    • @starsiadraws
      @starsiadraws 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Ugh he has white savior visits India to "save all the poor children" by taking Insta pics and leaving after staying in a fancy hotel for a week energy.

    • @BenDover-uc3vn
      @BenDover-uc3vn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He looked exactly like I thought he would look like

    • @antonizajkowski9698
      @antonizajkowski9698 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      WHYYY

  • @sampi1845
    @sampi1845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i binged the whole thing with my roommates, the plan was to watch one episode while we were waiting for food but it was like a car crash you couldn’t look away from 😟

  • @arnold-shortsnigga
    @arnold-shortsnigga ปีที่แล้ว +1

    People are always asking if they could but never thinking if they should and something like this is always the result

  • @legallyawarcriminal4524
    @legallyawarcriminal4524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1074

    They should’ve made this into a furry dating show, the contestants would’ve even been able to bring their own costumes. Netflix is cowardly for not taking this cursed and wonderful avenue instead, and you can’t change my mind

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      LET THE FURRIES HAVE A DATING SHOW, COWARDS

    • @belaizy4225
      @belaizy4225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I would honestly love to see that

    • @Sorrowdusk
      @Sorrowdusk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I like both ideas

    • @dragonick2947
      @dragonick2947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This is the greatest idea

    • @matthewmatthew8941
      @matthewmatthew8941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Honestly better idea.

  • @InWinds
    @InWinds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1319

    "Can you fall in love with someone based on personality alone?"
    Yes. That's.. that's kinda the definition of love, right?

    • @drpeppergurl
      @drpeppergurl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      yep LMAO

    • @garfield-kun540
      @garfield-kun540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Omg best version of this comment

    • @hilacopter4023
      @hilacopter4023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I love my crush based on personality alone

    • @kaydence9799
      @kaydence9799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Not really. There are other things factored into it and everyone values something more than others (money, looks, personality).

    • @InWinds
      @InWinds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@kaydence9799 Money doesn't make you love someone though. Dating for money and looks is not dating for love.
      Yes, some people do need to be physically attracted to love, but on the money part, that's not really affection.

  • @kaldurskipper6821
    @kaldurskipper6821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ooh, looking at that castle, they should do a medieval setting one. It would be sort of cool to see people be warrior/non warrior princesses, princes, knights, jesters, nobles, etc. I don't really know what else they would do besides date, but that could be a fun place to start😂

  • @hopeoconnell8053
    @hopeoconnell8053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh my gosh, the way he said "who's a good boy?" had me dying!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @kennedy-gracethompson-walk6734
    @kennedy-gracethompson-walk6734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    Oh god he screams asian fetish. I’m praying for her

    • @munchii935
      @munchii935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I just took 10 seconds trying to figure out how to say fetish

    • @yesitsmeagain5511
      @yesitsmeagain5511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I feel like since she’s Asian she immediately thought once he started spewing that spiritual stuff that he was Asian but a lot closer to his spirituality and stuff..
      you saw her reaction “I did not expect this..!” She looked so worried

  • @grayalien48
    @grayalien48 2 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    Netflix: IS IT POSSIBLE TO FALL IN LOVE WITHOUT SEEING EACHOTHER??
    Blind people: well I--
    Netflix: CAN YOU FALL IN LOVE WITHOUT SEX??
    Asexual people: Well I can--
    Netflix: WE MAY NEVER KNOW

    • @ky4h761
      @ky4h761 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      LOL

    • @nebul4677
      @nebul4677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      netflix: could you fall in love with someone based entirely off of personality??
      pansexual/panromantic: bitch, yes

    • @catquiche
      @catquiche 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@nebul4677 pan/panro people still experience physical/sexual attraction so they’re not applicable to ur point

    • @feralhawg867
      @feralhawg867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      If a person can’t fall in love without sex, something ain’t right with em

    • @gergelygalvacsy2251
      @gergelygalvacsy2251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      To be fair, for Too Hot To Handle, they deliberately casted people who were all about one night stands and commitment issues. You know, in an effort to show them there’s more to dating than just sex.

  • @saturnalia2500
    @saturnalia2500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I watched this entire show with my mom. I’m surprised she didn’t have a horrible reaction, because I was terrified

  • @Accion_y_Pasion
    @Accion_y_Pasion 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Literally me when Jarvis is trying to explain balls
    Me: they roll , they roll, they’re round they roll…. THEY ROLL JARVIS

  • @christianburkhart3601
    @christianburkhart3601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    "I'm not attracted to beasts... but" is a terrible way to say you're not a furry.

  • @bird5359
    @bird5359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    the odd naming could have been easily rectified had they just decided to theme it around halloween costumes and had they named it "love at first fright" i frankly don't understand how they didn't come up with something better, they probably just thought "sexy beasts" was funny and stuck to the name

    • @snakes7303
      @snakes7303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Guess so

    • @athenasuperheldin1017
      @athenasuperheldin1017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It is based on an older British show by the same name I think

    • @Jackntherippers
      @Jackntherippers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think cause this show is actually British it’s based on their slang and reference to pre existing concepts

    • @Moocow2003
      @Moocow2003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ugh yours would have been such a good idea for a show released in October. Coulda set up haunted house dates and shit like that.

    • @digitalharmony26
      @digitalharmony26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Moocow2003 we need someone to make this.

  • @laurynnnsmith
    @laurynnnsmith 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    this was one of the funniest episodes ive seen just Jarvis getting so aggrevated with the rhino guy randomly was hilarious

  • @sammymitchell3990
    @sammymitchell3990 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ive seen every episode i couldnt stop

  • @caidalee1994
    @caidalee1994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    “Playing a Matthew McConahey character” is exactly what he is. I have no doubt that as soon as he doesn’t get his way, he looses that “cool and calm” vibe he tries so hard to cultivate. Kuhflimflam.

    • @themusicaljunkie37
      @themusicaljunkie37 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Dudes like discount version of Matthew McConaughey

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      When someone pushes a certain character this hard you know reality is the opposite. We all wear masks, but you have to see when someone is trying way too hard to sell you on what's underneath! 🐬 girl, wtf.

    • @Aryzz-fp2ig
      @Aryzz-fp2ig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LunarEleven but the fact is, that's what the point of the mask is

    • @relishcat
      @relishcat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He just sounds like every creeper trying to get laid on tinder that we all unmatched unless we're slow or new to the planet. Dude made my skin crawl.