Bitlife but I become a serial killer

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  • @TechnoLion1
    @TechnoLion1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7040

    At this point the only type of title Kevin could surprise me with is ”Bitlife but we live a peaceful family life”.

    • @Starlightbooper
      @Starlightbooper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      I would still expect a plot-twist, it's not possible.

    • @Daphodil27
      @Daphodil27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@Starlightbooper yea.. like they are peaceful because they're all DEAD.

    • @rain3339
      @rain3339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      It's Daphne come on... we all know Kevin wouldn’t let them be peaceful in death

    • @nianorton4875
      @nianorton4875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Bitlife but I don't get bunions

    • @thattbugg9531
      @thattbugg9531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Then it would be like wait WHAT

  • @rhiannonlister517
    @rhiannonlister517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2587

    “Today we are going to be a serial killer” ahhh yes... what else should we expect

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Pickens doing cult stuff

    • @Kmn2
      @Kmn2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Rhiannon Lister I just love how casually he says it then again it is Kevin he becomes a mass murderer in almost every game he plays

    • @mynameisadude1948
      @mynameisadude1948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You mean everyday

    • @vale-hs3sk
      @vale-hs3sk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mr Bruh 😂 even if he doesn’t try to it always goes badly and he gets angry and starts killing people

    • @Gimeasamich
      @Gimeasamich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Seems normal

  • @phazedscrubs
    @phazedscrubs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11235

    Not Guilty: So how long am I going to be in prison for?
    Judge: You see that giant glowing thing in the sky...? When it burns out.

    • @OrokanaMkIII
      @OrokanaMkIII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1465

      Casually walks out at night

    • @personal2741
      @personal2741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1268

      Judge: Welcome back Not Guilty. The state sentences you to three trillion years in maximum security prison. You’ll never see the sun again.
      Not Guilty: I’ll be out tomorrow.

    • @toestealer
      @toestealer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@personal2741 lmaoo

    • @poemsbypoetry
      @poemsbypoetry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      But he's Not Guilty!

    • @mitchellbarton7915
      @mitchellbarton7915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      The moon? But your honor, that doesn't burn ou-... Oh.

  • @rthwip
    @rthwip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4700

    Fun fact: in ancient Greece somebody killed a guy named rophon so they named him Bellerephon (Killer of Rophon) and Bellerephon never admit he killed Rophon, so they called him Innocent Bellerephon, which means I killed Rophon but I'm innocent. History repeats itself.

    • @ratsovereign2887
      @ratsovereign2887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +490

      and at another point this dude got a title, The Blameless. so that made his name Bellerophon The Blameless literally translate to "I killed Rophon but it wasn't my fault", and I think that's wild

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      That sounds like such a shitpost that history has given us.

    • @JayWalk_Official
      @JayWalk_Official 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Wasn't this the same guy who was sent to work for the king of another city to atone for his crime, but the queen didn't like him so he sent him to her father's kingdom to be killed? And then he ended up taming Pegasus?

    • @rthwip
      @rthwip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@JayWalk_Official Yes he is that guy

    • @isaiah9501
      @isaiah9501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I think ive heard of him in a book.

  • @Olivia-ek9ib
    @Olivia-ek9ib 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2308

    1:55 "You can murder the other students, but when you insult the headmaster that's too far"
    American public education system *sweats nervously*

    • @jensb3946
      @jensb3946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The fuck you on about?

    • @doge751k
      @doge751k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@jensb3946 well well well, so a kid was getting bullied until she killed herself, the school said that they tried everything but when a kid had a Basketball Team haircut, the principal cut his hair with how long old clippers, happy now?

    • @jensb3946
      @jensb3946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@doge751k Again, what the fuck are you on about? Is this something that actually happened? Do you have a source?

    • @doge751k
      @doge751k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jensb3946 th-cam.com/video/6GYWva_sgs4/w-d-xo.html this is my source for the video, right now I am trying to find the kid suicided video now you moron.

    • @razier5299
      @razier5299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@doge751k Not knowing something like that doesn't make someone a moron.

  • @shrek181
    @shrek181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6025

    It would be more of a twist if the title was “bitlife but I live a normal life”

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      More like Ring of Fire

    • @enclavesoldier5737
      @enclavesoldier5737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      “I Kevin, wish to live a normal life”

    • @marhabacarpet8593
      @marhabacarpet8593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      cutting off your dick isn't normal

    • @Ethan_Burke
      @Ethan_Burke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@IamaPERSON more like bore ragnarok

    • @troski3654
      @troski3654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      269 now 270. 😁

  • @NamariCo
    @NamariCo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6333

    Judge: *according to your name, you're not guilty.*

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Kevin: Sweet, I'm free to go then!

    • @Liam_The_Great
      @Liam_The_Great 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      yeah thats the joke

    • @sarahmossman6378
      @sarahmossman6378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      KING AUTISM TV o k

    • @Gimeasamich
      @Gimeasamich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @KING AUTISM TV alright then

    • @Gimeasamich
      @Gimeasamich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Abyss is that not what I’m typing???

  • @GameGabe
    @GameGabe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3551

    when you thought the series couldn't get any better

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Then Kevin joined

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@AxxLAfriku your sisters don't count as girlfriends, you mistake of life.

    • @AnneLee23156
      @AnneLee23156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@IamaPERSON dammmm 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝓊𝒻𝒻

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AnneLee23156 yep! I would say you know i had to do it to him, but then that implies he gave me STDs

    • @langweilig5637
      @langweilig5637 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      AxxL nice bait

  • @pleasehelp3319
    @pleasehelp3319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +957

    “I’m on the verge of death and have depression at age three” lmao this is already a roller coaster right in the beginning

    • @T.L1811
      @T.L1811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Perfect childhood for a murderer

  • @warfour1261
    @warfour1261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3030

    When he was doing the lottery and he said “I keep saying one more go but I just can’t stop” that worries me a lot

    • @doggytheanarchist7876
      @doggytheanarchist7876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      That's just how lotteries work? Non?

    • @lsrpjune3500
      @lsrpjune3500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      JerkSpawn SlutBoy no that’s how addicts think lolol.

    • @JoshuaKimbrough
      @JoshuaKimbrough 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He's like vinesauce Joel who's a degenerate gambler

    • @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097
      @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      He was foreshadowing his Among us addiction, none of us realised.

    • @happylittletrees6685
      @happylittletrees6685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      We're no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do I
      A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
      You wouldn't get this from any other guy
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      And if you ask me how I'm feeling
      Don't tell me you're too blind to see
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      No, I'm never gonna give you up
      No, I'm never gonna let you down
      No, I'll never run around and hurt you
      Never, ever desert you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      No, I'm never gonna give you up
      No, I'm never gonna let you down
      No, I'll never run around and hurt you
      I'll never, ever desert you

  • @dangholston26
    @dangholston26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3328

    Tough to sneak off to another country when you’re on an island Kevin

    • @nathanfrank9469
      @nathanfrank9469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      KING AUTISM TV ummm ok?

    • @Name..........
      @Name.......... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I mean technically isn't every country an island, because the definition of island is a piece of land completely surrounded by water and most countries are in fact surrounded by water.

    • @24GramsOfSteve
      @24GramsOfSteve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@Name.......... An Island is a continental-land that is surrounded by water on all its sides. There are different names depending upon the size of this land and the water body surrounds it. A continent is a large land mass that has specified geographical boundaries and separated by oceans.

    • @Name..........
      @Name.......... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@24GramsOfSteve Sigh dude I know that... it was meant as a sarcastic joke but I know it's hard to read my horrid attempt at humor over a TH-cam comment.

    • @Name..........
      @Name.......... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Maybe I'll put in a "wink wink haha" at the end next time.

  • @atakurt4247
    @atakurt4247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1516

    First 9 years of your life passed : Killed Someone - Expelled from School - Having a depression
    in Kevin's Case: GOOOD START

    • @doctordoc2351
      @doctordoc2351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      the way you worded this implies that you can have multiple depressions

    • @WannaAstro
      @WannaAstro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Communist Fat Yoshi you can??

    • @idontunderstandjokes8308
      @idontunderstandjokes8308 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Xalky kweit

    • @atakurt4247
      @atakurt4247 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@idontunderstandjokes8308 خەڵکی کەرکوکم کورد لێرەش هەیە 🤣

    • @crystal2967
      @crystal2967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn’t know other Kurds like me also watch Kevin 😂 that’s cool

  • @ay9989
    @ay9989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1805

    "I definitely killed the right parent"
    A phrase you may not hear anywhere else 😂

    • @notaturnip545
      @notaturnip545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      'may'

    • @MichaelRosen-wz4ru
      @MichaelRosen-wz4ru 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      **cough cough** rimworld **cough cough**

    • @reganh5223
      @reganh5223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Considering how fricked the world is, I’m sure that phrase will come up again at some point in time.

    • @tjk-goix8513
      @tjk-goix8513 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Umm...

    • @tommycoolatta6533
      @tommycoolatta6533 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Ok... Who can give me a sex change" Is another one

  • @loisroulson9238
    @loisroulson9238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    "Haha imagine if this was the first video someone watched of me."
    Me, watching for the first time: you're fine.

  • @samwisegamgee1243
    @samwisegamgee1243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    Kevin: "999 million years"
    9 million: "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @goobgoobgoob
    @goobgoobgoob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2175

    “I’m not a serial killer”
    2 seconds later
    “I want a body count”

    • @godzillaworks4585
      @godzillaworks4585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sam'o'nella pfp

    • @godzillaworks4585
      @godzillaworks4585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A man of culture as well, I see

    • @DrBlueHigh
      @DrBlueHigh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Once he gets that body count he will be a serial murderer

    • @lemurofthecentury1125
      @lemurofthecentury1125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maybe he wasn’t talking about killing people

  • @d04lvallier
    @d04lvallier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +785

    Kevin: "No jail can hold me and no man can kill me"
    *You got Bunions*

    • @Clovenstone-Blue
      @Clovenstone-Blue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      He will always escape prison, he can't be touched by anyone, but he can't save himself from the curse that are bunions.

    • @dantedesilva2977
      @dantedesilva2977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      you can never escape bunions

    • @flamingdog9207
      @flamingdog9207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I fear no man. But that thing...
      *Bunions*
      It scares me.

    • @alexs.7956
      @alexs.7956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bunions are the final boss

  • @aspenmarie3197
    @aspenmarie3197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2290

    “I’ve never been a proper serial killer” Does Jim just not exist anymore?

    • @No-yp7kr
      @No-yp7kr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Jim is his own chaotic entity that cannot be controled

    • @IceKreacher
      @IceKreacher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Jim kind of has a mind of his own to be honest.

    • @aspenmarie3197
      @aspenmarie3197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Metalhead 1966 fair

    • @aspenmarie3197
      @aspenmarie3197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ariel RF hahah true

    • @littlebigparardise9245
      @littlebigparardise9245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He is more than just a mere "serial killer." He is our God.

  • @KitsuneMp9
    @KitsuneMp9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I like how his sentence got reduced from 320 million years to 80 million years. Also, if you wanna know just how monstrously long that is, if you went back in time 320 million years, you’d be in the Carboniferous era, a time when giant insects roamed the Earth and 75 million years before the first dinosaurs would evolve.

  • @Cvnt_blvnt
    @Cvnt_blvnt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    ”I've killed a few people but I have never been a proper serial killer”
    The FBI:....
    The police:...
    Kevin's family:.....

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The fuck would the FBI care about a guy in Ireland?

    • @redpanda6134
      @redpanda6134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@AgentTasmania Because he might be an international threat

    • @lenkagamine4145
      @lenkagamine4145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@redpanda6134 that would mean the CIA would be concerned with him, not the FBI

  • @goth.1e
    @goth.1e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1274

    Me :*reads title* This is a description of most games Kevin plays.

    • @Deadbeatcow
      @Deadbeatcow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS no-one fucking asked

  • @myrin265
    @myrin265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    The way Kevin's voice dropped when he said "I've never actually been a proper serial killer" makes me doubt the truth of that statement greatly.

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    1:28 "Patella" (aka kneecap) is the bone located in front of the knee joint.
    3:54 "Jackwagon" a slang insult meaning "worthless" or "dumb". A jack wagon was the chow (food) wagon in a wagon train or cattle drive, and brought up the rear of the procession. Thus positioned, it was subject to all the dust and debris of the stuff ahead of it. And so, it came to be a slang phrase implying that someone was dumb enough to be riding in the jack wagon.

    • @umbranmierex2413
      @umbranmierex2413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I love how he put " a hazelnut spread" 😭🧡

    • @pedrostormrage
      @pedrostormrage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@umbranmierex2413 Oh, I didn't even notice that XD

    • @brandonshanelindsey6214
      @brandonshanelindsey6214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      NERD!!! (nah i’m just joking)...nerd

  • @timmyb8353
    @timmyb8353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    I've been listening to this in the background while working. It sounds like the ramblings of a completely coherent psychopath who believes everything he is telling. Very American Psycho feels.

  • @renivideht
    @renivideht 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Just realised that this is a one year old foreshadowing: "Let's go to Spain, I love Spain."

  • @ethanlivemere1162
    @ethanlivemere1162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    "Maybe we should put locks on the doors so the serial murderer doesn't escape again"
    "Nah man we got this just slap another 10.000 years onto his sentence"

  • @Kittysuit
    @Kittysuit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    "You can murder the other students, but when you insult the headmaster, that's too far" welcome to youtube

  • @Ktcha-cw5wf
    @Ktcha-cw5wf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1367

    Judge: who are you?
    Me: I’m “not guilty”
    Judge: you are not guilty?
    Me: thank you have a great day *leaves court*

    • @sebastiaodecamposalves
      @sebastiaodecamposalves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yes

    • @PythonMFD
      @PythonMFD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No

    • @gameshock3897
      @gameshock3897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is not even funny.

    • @PythonMFD
      @PythonMFD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@gameshock3897 No one meant for it to be funny
      We just did it lol

    • @gameshock3897
      @gameshock3897 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PythonMFD I'm not talking about the chain lol, just talking about the joke.

  • @valerio1257
    @valerio1257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3478

    "It's time to vaccinate your son."
    "Uhm, nah.
    It's another way of murdering!"
    Oof.

    • @hydromano6652
      @hydromano6652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Yeah not vaccinating kids is basically killing them.

    • @Hola-pe4ph
      @Hola-pe4ph 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Not vaccinating kids its like a way of torture but without weapons

    • @meghanprytula3174
      @meghanprytula3174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Hola-pe4ph k ........m..m.m...m. mkmmkkmkkkkkkkk....k.k ....kkkk

    • @feckmyself2741
      @feckmyself2741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@hydromano6652 I've never been vaccinated and healthier than my vaccinated friends

    • @feckmyself2741
      @feckmyself2741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Hola-pe4ph Not at all, I'm healthier than my vaccinated friends!

  • @raisa1918
    @raisa1918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Kevin moved to Spain in this video and now, a year later, he's moving irl. Let's hope that's the only coincidence from this video

  • @lyxla2579
    @lyxla2579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    I bet the FBI agent watching Kevin is so worried.

    • @artskies101
      @artskies101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The 2 mil subs are also watching Kevin, but they're encouraging him probably

    • @ambaka9411
      @ambaka9411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kevin lives in Ireland tho

    • @deromofo3436
      @deromofo3436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kevin aint american

    • @math3000
      @math3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      MI5: Step aside, that's our jurisdiction
      Interpol: Am I a joke to you?

    • @math3000
      @math3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @David Lydon I'm not sure, MI5 is basically there to secure UK's safety and Ireland is literally right next to it, so there's a reason for it

  • @yerman7820
    @yerman7820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    Kevin: "I've not been a proper serial killer"
    Sims, just sims

    • @catsandclassics
      @catsandclassics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think he meant he'd never been a proper serial killer in Bitlife.

  • @finno5827
    @finno5827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    Imagine Like the judge is like :
    "NOT GUILTY"
    Man: already cheering
    "IS GUILTY"
    Man: feck

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Heyo Finn O. That would ironic.

    • @stacywillis253
      @stacywillis253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tell the judge to feck off for fecks sake. 😂😁😂

    • @kaylal9790
      @kaylal9790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey Finn O.

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey Finn O.

    • @GivenFailure
      @GivenFailure 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I guess you're not from the States.

  • @Iamgudjoe
    @Iamgudjoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Me: "hey Kevin, what is the largest number in existence?"
    Kevin: _pulls out prison record_

  • @omershaik6374
    @omershaik6374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I love how when kevin needed to pick a new name after the transition, the game suggested the name of his first girlfriend whom he impregnated and then beat to to death with a club. Like yea, that's a great idea for a name!

  • @zFalconx
    @zFalconx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    "You have been sent back to prison for 319783154 years!"
    Kevin- Imma head out.

  • @unknownid9276
    @unknownid9276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    “Where’s the legal system pretty soft on crime”
    *Nervously glances at the zoomed in Israel*
    “Ireland”

  • @hellmon9261
    @hellmon9261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    *doesn't vaccinate his son*
    "It's another way of murder"

    • @Cinn4947
      @Cinn4947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      *Murders them anyway*

    • @hellmon9261
      @hellmon9261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@quinn.blink_141 Are you anti-vax or are your parents just anti-vax?

    • @hellmon9261
      @hellmon9261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@quinn.blink_141 ok, I hope you get old enough to get vaccinated yourself without any mayor complications! Measles are a bitch

    • @apeachonahill8059
      @apeachonahill8059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      can we just disable gacha channels from commenting? thanks

    • @hellmon9261
      @hellmon9261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@apeachonahill8059 Dude calm down... I just commented something funny Kevin said. A lot of people do that? Why does my channel matter?

  • @Bloodshade
    @Bloodshade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    11:37 9,993,198. “999 million years” KEVIN CANT MATH

  • @kujiro_x8099
    @kujiro_x8099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    When youtube's algorithm suddenly hears kevin say "I've killed a few people but i've not actually been like a proper, serial killer"

    • @doggytheanarchist7876
      @doggytheanarchist7876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's gonna get all the gun ads and duct tape ads and shady warehouse storage ads probably a few serial killer starter kit ads. Dexter edition.
      Google likes ads.
      Google, no morals - all greed.

  • @auntchilada8635
    @auntchilada8635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Kevin should have called him
    First name: Not Not
    Last name: Not Guilty
    So then he can be referred to as Mr. Not Guilty, but his name is a triple negative so it still means 'not guilty'.

  • @ptarts09
    @ptarts09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Whenever Kevin says "if you are new to the channel" it makes me want to rediscover Kevin all over again but with those videos, just to see what it'd be like

    • @kenjutsukata1o1
      @kenjutsukata1o1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My first Kevin video was one of his earlier Sims 4 ones. I believe it was the one when he first made the first prison pods down in the basement of the desert house (I was looking for Sims 4 gameplay videos to decide if I wanted to get it or not, and Kevin's was the first one I clicked). After that brilliantly baffling video I immediately went and watched the series from the beginning. Been a Kevin fan ever since. What was your introduction?

    • @datrtzhush3734
      @datrtzhush3734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The first vid i watched was rhe until dawn one, got him recommended after watching rt, tought he was hilarious.

    • @ptarts09
      @ptarts09 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kenjutsukata1o1 I'm not sure, but it might have been one of his Garry's mod rp videos, probably the star wars ones or it might have been the early GTA's ones with Grognak. I wish I remembered

    • @ptarts09
      @ptarts09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@datrtzhush3734 for me it was the other way around, I think I was watching one of Kevin's Sims 4 videos and got recomended RT's first sims 2 video.

    • @Metzli
      @Metzli 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kenjutsukata1o1 To me it was basically the same xD

  • @mitchellbarton7915
    @mitchellbarton7915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    Kevin: *"hey there friends"*
    Also kevin: *kills friends*
    Also also Kevin: *"You should be scared."*
    Me: *"Joke's on you, I WANT to die!"*

    • @ExVeritasReverentia
      @ExVeritasReverentia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ah, yes, a kindred spirit XD

    • @YourDad-dh6fj
      @YourDad-dh6fj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Please dont die there are many call centers and support networks available, you are important, please reach out for help, things may be rough but there us help available

    • @mitchellbarton7915
      @mitchellbarton7915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@YourDad-dh6fj My dad would never say that. Lol he tried to strangle me for not being Christian.

    • @YourDad-dh6fj
      @YourDad-dh6fj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@mitchellbarton7915 I'll be your dad then. I am proud of you and all I care about is you being a good person and pursuing what you love.

    • @mitchellbarton7915
      @mitchellbarton7915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@YourDad-dh6fj awww ;u;

  • @kailam1481
    @kailam1481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The irony of this is that in prison, people call you by your last name. Meaning, he would have been called guilty in prison

  • @KieranBarnbyAcoustic
    @KieranBarnbyAcoustic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Hearing an Irishman pronounce Niamh the way it's spelt is probably one of the funniest things I've heard this year. Yes, I live a sad life 😂

  • @polterghost_
    @polterghost_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "Bitlife but I become a serial killer" Thats like every episode ever.

  • @haimynameiskai
    @haimynameiskai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    "so how long am i in prison for?"
    "yes."

  • @hummuslord6521
    @hummuslord6521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Kevin: "This time it'll be different!"
    Bunions: *Well hello there* ;)

  • @captainpalegg2860
    @captainpalegg2860 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    some paleontologist in the distant future: *picks up jawbone*
    the ghost of the warden: put her back. she still has 7 billion years left in her sentence.

  • @CallOfCutie69
    @CallOfCutie69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    6:23
    And that’s how the plan to move to Spain was conceived
    This is the proof this playthrough was actually based on Kevin’s real life..

  • @taryarav.5104
    @taryarav.5104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Kevin: "Today we are going to be a serial killer. "
    Me: *sims flashbacks*

  • @nessunoinporta5095
    @nessunoinporta5095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Kevin Starts His Videos Saying "Hey There Friends" And He Kills All His Friends ,Oh Feck

    • @coill.
      @coill. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He says that in the video

  • @Raxxer1993Q8
    @Raxxer1993Q8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    6:04 HAHAHA didn’t expect that. Nice editing for less than half a second in a TH-cam video. This is why you deserve every subscriber (for your effort not just this edit)

  • @samsungalaxyxd1823
    @samsungalaxyxd1823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    6:22 aged perfectly

  • @Ronfost89
    @Ronfost89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Flees from Ireland to Spain????? Kevin with that long term storyline foreshadowing.

  • @w0ee0oo
    @w0ee0oo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Kevin: "Welcome to the channel"
    Me: "That's a funny way of spelling and saying 'cult'"

  • @skullsarecute
    @skullsarecute 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    I want to see you Bitlife as a loving soccer mom, Kevin style.

    • @catsandclassics
      @catsandclassics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So a loving soccer mom who kills people?

    • @andreipoplauschi180
      @andreipoplauschi180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@catsandclassics The enemy team can't win if their dead just saying

    • @catsandclassics
      @catsandclassics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Andrei Poplauschi
      That’s what “Kevin style” implies

    • @andreipoplauschi180
      @andreipoplauschi180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@catsandclassics kevin style has a multitude of meaning raging from a coplete feck up in which the kids are drug dealers who grew up without anyrhing to eat or the one above where kevin murders the enemy soccer team and declare his kids winners by elimination

  • @mckenziecolson7461
    @mckenziecolson7461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "Today we're going to be a serial killer"
    How is this different from literally every game you've ever played

  • @lemurofthecentury1125
    @lemurofthecentury1125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    3:22
    Every Karen: “And I took that personally”

  • @dakneegrow.
    @dakneegrow. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    hilarious that he's worried for new viewers about the squeaky mic or a rambling intro, then right after casually says so today we're going to be a serial killer lol

  • @sehzzy
    @sehzzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Kevin’s inspired me to play BitLife the right way, in all the worst ways possible 😂 so much fun!

    • @kathrynpalma3043
      @kathrynpalma3043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me too!! From the first time I watched him play, I downloaded it and have been playing in the worst ways possible. I love it!!

  • @sarahmichie4382
    @sarahmichie4382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    "I have done some killing...
    in this game before"

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wonder if he actually did off someone

    • @DavidMGreen423
      @DavidMGreen423 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@IamaPERSON ask the person who hit him with a car

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @GOD GOD how? He’s dead?

    • @atmywhitson
      @atmywhitson 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mmmhmmmm 🤔🤔

    • @Starlightbooper
      @Starlightbooper 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DavidMGreen423 dunno, do some exorcism stuff?

  • @piginhumanform28
    @piginhumanform28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    no one:
    *Kevin: 319783154 years in prison*

  • @ryry4646
    @ryry4646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    6:25 now we know where the idea came from

  • @lotte2899
    @lotte2899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    319,783,154 years in jail... thats around 3 seconds for kevin

  • @ButiLao44
    @ButiLao44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Me: *reading the title* I'm not surprised

    • @JackErica19
      @JackErica19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      12thDoctor's Companion i was thinking “Wait hasn’t he done this before”

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @stedmandrinkwater6354
      @stedmandrinkwater6354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh! I thought he was already a serial killer.

    • @yellowfello02
      @yellowfello02 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao

    • @cozonac509
      @cozonac509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i want to know the meaning of this joke (im new on this channel but these comments creep me out..)

  • @ABWBackyardWrestling
    @ABWBackyardWrestling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    7:08 Ah yes, the "jackpoint".

  • @user-zu9rn7ru9v
    @user-zu9rn7ru9v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Kevin: I don't want friends!
    Kevin refers to us as friends
    *sweats profusely*

  • @variaxi935
    @variaxi935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Good thing Super Not Guilty didn't have eternal life- that prison sentence woulda been a literal hell on earth until the sun went dark and life in our solar system ceased to exist

  • @drewzoobulandes4184
    @drewzoobulandes4184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This game is wild I did one where I was a serial killer too in Pakistan got 5 persons then tried to emigrate to "easy" countries illegally and got deported 3 times, managed to escape a year before being hanged then I tried doing the US and actually managed to stay there illegally, get a job for 138,000 a year and had triplets with a 30 year old millionaire died with 5 million on the bank.
    Also had a life where my character had stomach cancer since age 3 but lived 83 despite not being cured thank you for show casing the game Kevin.

  • @BP9000
    @BP9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Alright, Let's try clubbing my mom again"
    Never change Kevin

  • @samr4831
    @samr4831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love how the game got him to kill at seven years old, he was really born a serial killer

  • @Jason-hw4tf
    @Jason-hw4tf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love how every video he says " if this is your first video" but it must be working because his sub counts growing and to be honest I dont remember my first kevin video but if I'm sure it was just as high quality because i showed my dad and he watches Kevin daily

  • @shadowcastyt
    @shadowcastyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    1:28 Patella is the anatomical term for “kneecap” if this actually needed to be cleared up

    • @Crumbking-r2r
      @Crumbking-r2r หลายเดือนก่อน

      the joke is he spelled/said it wrong

  • @nblaise21
    @nblaise21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Kevin is actually moving to Spain now. This is the evidence we need. This video is a documentary.

  • @magic8girl
    @magic8girl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    8:03 Kevin saying 'well shit' was the highlight of my day

  • @hiimcrazyfordrwho
    @hiimcrazyfordrwho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    9:05 "My cockatoo, Dinner, clawed my throat. I lectured him."

    • @keatonbash2217
      @keatonbash2217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He should have trained it to kill for the days he is busy escaping prison.

  • @westallen2383
    @westallen2383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "But i become a serial killer" tell us something we don't know

  •  หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    0:55 Try naming yourself “Perfectly Innocent”

  • @Los_BreadstickMartian
    @Los_BreadstickMartian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    9:30 that beats the world record jesus-

    • @DinoRicky
      @DinoRicky ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg he’s an world record holder

  • @CarlosThadeu
    @CarlosThadeu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Me: *reads the title* So, just another normal episode of The Sims 4... I mean, Bitlife.

  • @BoredMurphy
    @BoredMurphy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Bitlife but I do what I do in every video"

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bitlife, but I take life.

  • @flameguy8025
    @flameguy8025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    First name: Kevin you’re
    Last Name: Not guilty
    Unofficial middle name/nickname: Kevin
    Flawless

  • @sharonwells6813
    @sharonwells6813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "5:02 he blocking the faking entrance like fak off"😭😂😭😂

  • @catsandclassics
    @catsandclassics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So I'm rewatching this and when Kevin made his comment about "imagine if this is the first video you've ever watched of me" and I realized that I think this might actually have been the first video of his that I watched.

  • @alexanderartaza2173
    @alexanderartaza2173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "There we go she's dead, and i got sent back to prison for [REDACTED] years"

  • @xaviermaeda3005
    @xaviermaeda3005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    4:06 - "A blind man hit me with his cane and I called him a triple-chin"

  • @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens
    @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    So, basically every other game

    • @marioarcieri1837
      @marioarcieri1837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      All hail the dear leader

    • @ineedlessanxeity501
      @ineedlessanxeity501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hail the dear leader!

    • @mightymoon02
      @mightymoon02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Happy Death Day, Dear Leader Jim! Who's the next victim?

    • @ytn675
      @ytn675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *All Hail The Leader!*

    • @riverwoodard9324
      @riverwoodard9324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THE DEAR LEADER HAS SPOKEN respect him

  • @idkidk6984
    @idkidk6984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:37
    Kevin: 999 MILLION years
    The actual number: am I a joke to you?

  • @SebastianRamirez-i5s
    @SebastianRamirez-i5s 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    9:18 love how the “I feel free” thing was meant to be about finally being yourself, but in this context it’s about escaping the law.

  • @maddypoop_6465
    @maddypoop_6465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Day 191 of telling Kevin that he’s the best TH-camr on this platform and we all love him
    Day 131 of telling Kevin to sing Sweet Home Alabama
    Day 52 of telling Kevin to sing Timber

    • @dystop2766
      @dystop2766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hope those are real numbers... if so I'm impressed by your organisation :P

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dystop2766 they are, he has 200 comments on this channel

  • @elsalene1044
    @elsalene1044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Day 14 of telling *_Ps1 Hagrid_* that he's so cool and handsome with a bad boy feel to him
    Also Kevin play Way of the samurai or I'll steal your kneecaps :)

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ooh, plot twist!

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ooooo

    • @elsalene1044
      @elsalene1044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@IamaPERSON It's been requested :)

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elsalene1044 I know, I meant the hagrid part

    • @elsalene1044
      @elsalene1044 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@IamaPERSON that too friend :))

  • @tamedpassions9523
    @tamedpassions9523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Bitlife but i become a serial killer" You're telling me you weren't one before??

  • @velvetsky3451
    @velvetsky3451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    9:20 the random name it selected was the name of the girlfriend you murdered. what a c o i n c i d e n c e.

  • @BJ-jh5is
    @BJ-jh5is ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:25 did Kevin just predict his own life without even knowing he would

  • @hyruleluigi5721
    @hyruleluigi5721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Bitlife but I become a serial killer"
    So just NOW hes a serial killer, after all of these episodes, only NOW he has become a serial killer?

  • @wonk123
    @wonk123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    3 days later: Call me Kevin *arrested*

    • @chunta957
      @chunta957 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      1 day later: *escapes*

  • @romanbowler8754
    @romanbowler8754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I'm from Serbia and when you thought about going there illegally I just laughed

  • @yourpsychicfriendfredbear
    @yourpsychicfriendfredbear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:24 Foreshadowing

  • @ShylaFitzgerald
    @ShylaFitzgerald 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is best first video I've seen in a while, this video is why I subscribed