Judge: Welcome back Not Guilty. The state sentences you to three trillion years in maximum security prison. You’ll never see the sun again. Not Guilty: I’ll be out tomorrow.
Fun fact: in ancient Greece somebody killed a guy named rophon so they named him Bellerephon (Killer of Rophon) and Bellerephon never admit he killed Rophon, so they called him Innocent Bellerephon, which means I killed Rophon but I'm innocent. History repeats itself.
and at another point this dude got a title, The Blameless. so that made his name Bellerophon The Blameless literally translate to "I killed Rophon but it wasn't my fault", and I think that's wild
Wasn't this the same guy who was sent to work for the king of another city to atone for his crime, but the queen didn't like him so he sent him to her father's kingdom to be killed? And then he ended up taming Pegasus?
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you No, I'm never gonna give you up No, I'm never gonna let you down No, I'll never run around and hurt you Never, ever desert you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you No, I'm never gonna give you up No, I'm never gonna let you down No, I'll never run around and hurt you I'll never, ever desert you
@@jensb3946 well well well, so a kid was getting bullied until she killed herself, the school said that they tried everything but when a kid had a Basketball Team haircut, the principal cut his hair with how long old clippers, happy now?
@@jensb3946 th-cam.com/video/6GYWva_sgs4/w-d-xo.html this is my source for the video, right now I am trying to find the kid suicided video now you moron.
I mean technically isn't every country an island, because the definition of island is a piece of land completely surrounded by water and most countries are in fact surrounded by water.
@@Name.......... An Island is a continental-land that is surrounded by water on all its sides. There are different names depending upon the size of this land and the water body surrounds it. A continent is a large land mass that has specified geographical boundaries and separated by oceans.
@@24GramsOfSteve Sigh dude I know that... it was meant as a sarcastic joke but I know it's hard to read my horrid attempt at humor over a TH-cam comment.
1:28 "Patella" (aka kneecap) is the bone located in front of the knee joint. 3:54 "Jackwagon" a slang insult meaning "worthless" or "dumb". A jack wagon was the chow (food) wagon in a wagon train or cattle drive, and brought up the rear of the procession. Thus positioned, it was subject to all the dust and debris of the stuff ahead of it. And so, it came to be a slang phrase implying that someone was dumb enough to be riding in the jack wagon.
I've been listening to this in the background while working. It sounds like the ramblings of a completely coherent psychopath who believes everything he is telling. Very American Psycho feels.
"Maybe we should put locks on the doors so the serial murderer doesn't escape again" "Nah man we got this just slap another 10.000 years onto his sentence"
I like how his sentence got reduced from 320 million years to 80 million years. Also, if you wanna know just how monstrously long that is, if you went back in time 320 million years, you’d be in the Carboniferous era, a time when giant insects roamed the Earth and 75 million years before the first dinosaurs would evolve.
Whenever Kevin says "if you are new to the channel" it makes me want to rediscover Kevin all over again but with those videos, just to see what it'd be like
My first Kevin video was one of his earlier Sims 4 ones. I believe it was the one when he first made the first prison pods down in the basement of the desert house (I was looking for Sims 4 gameplay videos to decide if I wanted to get it or not, and Kevin's was the first one I clicked). After that brilliantly baffling video I immediately went and watched the series from the beginning. Been a Kevin fan ever since. What was your introduction?
@@kenjutsukata1o1 I'm not sure, but it might have been one of his Garry's mod rp videos, probably the star wars ones or it might have been the early GTA's ones with Grognak. I wish I remembered
He's gonna get all the gun ads and duct tape ads and shady warehouse storage ads probably a few serial killer starter kit ads. Dexter edition. Google likes ads. Google, no morals - all greed.
Kevin should have called him First name: Not Not Last name: Not Guilty So then he can be referred to as Mr. Not Guilty, but his name is a triple negative so it still means 'not guilty'.
I love how when kevin needed to pick a new name after the transition, the game suggested the name of his first girlfriend whom he impregnated and then beat to to death with a club. Like yea, that's a great idea for a name!
Please dont die there are many call centers and support networks available, you are important, please reach out for help, things may be rough but there us help available
@@mythicalgirl2005 kevin style has a multitude of meaning raging from a coplete feck up in which the kids are drug dealers who grew up without anyrhing to eat or the one above where kevin murders the enemy soccer team and declare his kids winners by elimination
6:04 HAHAHA didn’t expect that. Nice editing for less than half a second in a TH-cam video. This is why you deserve every subscriber (for your effort not just this edit)
some paleontologist in the distant future: *picks up jawbone* the ghost of the warden: put her back. she still has 7 billion years left in her sentence.
I love how every video he says " if this is your first video" but it must be working because his sub counts growing and to be honest I dont remember my first kevin video but if I'm sure it was just as high quality because i showed my dad and he watches Kevin daily
hilarious that he's worried for new viewers about the squeaky mic or a rambling intro, then right after casually says so today we're going to be a serial killer lol
Day 191 of telling Kevin that he’s the best TH-camr on this platform and we all love him Day 131 of telling Kevin to sing Sweet Home Alabama Day 52 of telling Kevin to sing Timber
Day 14 of telling *_Ps1 Hagrid_* that he's so cool and handsome with a bad boy feel to him Also Kevin play Way of the samurai or I'll steal your kneecaps :)
Dearest Kevin, It has, for many months, been my desire to watch you play a wonderful game by the name of “Sex With Stalin”. Play it within 24 hours or bad luck will befall you and everyone on Earth. The choice is yours Kevin, planetary destruction or the pleasure of playing a wonderful game by the name of “Sex With Stalin”. A masterpiece. Yours, truly, always, and forever, Vvishvvud
The Mysterious Vvishvvud I thought you were trying to curse the people in the comments at first! XD Like one of those “read this and do the thing or you will die” things!
Not Guilty: So how long am I going to be in prison for?
Judge: You see that giant glowing thing in the sky...? When it burns out.
Casually walks out at night
Judge: Welcome back Not Guilty. The state sentences you to three trillion years in maximum security prison. You’ll never see the sun again.
Not Guilty: I’ll be out tomorrow.
@@personal2741 lmaoo
But he's Not Guilty!
The moon? But your honor, that doesn't burn ou-... Oh.
“Today we are going to be a serial killer” ahhh yes... what else should we expect
Pickens doing cult stuff
Rhiannon Lister I just love how casually he says it then again it is Kevin he becomes a mass murderer in almost every game he plays
You mean everyday
Mr Bruh 😂 even if he doesn’t try to it always goes badly and he gets angry and starts killing people
Seems normal
At this point the only type of title Kevin could surprise me with is ”Bitlife but we live a peaceful family life”.
I would still expect a plot-twist, it's not possible.
@@Starlightbooper yea.. like they are peaceful because they're all DEAD.
It's Daphne come on... we all know Kevin wouldn’t let them be peaceful in death
Bitlife but I don't get bunions
Then it would be like wait WHAT
Fun fact: in ancient Greece somebody killed a guy named rophon so they named him Bellerephon (Killer of Rophon) and Bellerephon never admit he killed Rophon, so they called him Innocent Bellerephon, which means I killed Rophon but I'm innocent. History repeats itself.
and at another point this dude got a title, The Blameless. so that made his name Bellerophon The Blameless literally translate to "I killed Rophon but it wasn't my fault", and I think that's wild
That sounds like such a shitpost that history has given us.
Wasn't this the same guy who was sent to work for the king of another city to atone for his crime, but the queen didn't like him so he sent him to her father's kingdom to be killed? And then he ended up taming Pegasus?
@@JayWalk_Official Yes he is that guy
I think ive heard of him in a book.
When he was doing the lottery and he said “I keep saying one more go but I just can’t stop” that worries me a lot
That's just how lotteries work? Non?
JerkSpawn SlutBoy no that’s how addicts think lolol.
He's like vinesauce Joel who's a degenerate gambler
He was foreshadowing his Among us addiction, none of us realised.
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
No, I'm never gonna give you up
No, I'm never gonna let you down
No, I'll never run around and hurt you
Never, ever desert you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
No, I'm never gonna give you up
No, I'm never gonna let you down
No, I'll never run around and hurt you
I'll never, ever desert you
when you thought the series couldn't get any better
Then Kevin joined
@@AxxLAfriku your sisters don't count as girlfriends, you mistake of life.
@@IamaPERSON dammmm 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝓊𝒻𝒻
@@ommipotent yep! I would say you know i had to do it to him, but then that implies he gave me STDs
AxxL nice bait
It would be more of a twist if the title was “bitlife but I live a normal life”
More like Ring of Fire
“I Kevin, wish to live a normal life”
cutting off your dick isn't normal
@@IamaPERSON more like bore ragnarok
269 now 270. 😁
Judge: *according to your name, you're not guilty.*
Kevin: Sweet, I'm free to go then!
yeah thats the joke
KING AUTISM TV o k
@KING AUTISM TV alright then
@Abyss is that not what I’m typing???
1:55 "You can murder the other students, but when you insult the headmaster that's too far"
American public education system *sweats nervously*
The fuck you on about?
@@jensb3946 well well well, so a kid was getting bullied until she killed herself, the school said that they tried everything but when a kid had a Basketball Team haircut, the principal cut his hair with how long old clippers, happy now?
@@doge751k Again, what the fuck are you on about? Is this something that actually happened? Do you have a source?
@@jensb3946 th-cam.com/video/6GYWva_sgs4/w-d-xo.html this is my source for the video, right now I am trying to find the kid suicided video now you moron.
@@doge751k Not knowing something like that doesn't make someone a moron.
“I’m on the verge of death and have depression at age three” lmao this is already a roller coaster right in the beginning
Perfect childhood for a murderer
Tough to sneak off to another country when you’re on an island Kevin
KING AUTISM TV ummm ok?
I mean technically isn't every country an island, because the definition of island is a piece of land completely surrounded by water and most countries are in fact surrounded by water.
@@Name.......... An Island is a continental-land that is surrounded by water on all its sides. There are different names depending upon the size of this land and the water body surrounds it. A continent is a large land mass that has specified geographical boundaries and separated by oceans.
@@24GramsOfSteve Sigh dude I know that... it was meant as a sarcastic joke but I know it's hard to read my horrid attempt at humor over a TH-cam comment.
Maybe I'll put in a "wink wink haha" at the end next time.
"I definitely killed the right parent"
A phrase you may not hear anywhere else 😂
'may'
**cough cough** rimworld **cough cough**
Considering how fricked the world is, I’m sure that phrase will come up again at some point in time.
Umm...
"Ok... Who can give me a sex change" Is another one
First 9 years of your life passed : Killed Someone - Expelled from School - Having a depression
in Kevin's Case: GOOOD START
the way you worded this implies that you can have multiple depressions
Communist Fat Yoshi you can??
Xalky kweit
@@idontunderstandjokes8308 خەڵکی کەرکوکم کورد لێرەش هەیە 🤣
Didn’t know other Kurds like me also watch Kevin 😂 that’s cool
"Haha imagine if this was the first video someone watched of me."
Me, watching for the first time: you're fine.
Lord voldemort is that you
"It's time to vaccinate your son."
"Uhm, nah.
It's another way of murdering!"
Oof.
Yeah not vaccinating kids is basically killing them.
Not vaccinating kids its like a way of torture but without weapons
@@Hola-pe4ph k ........m..m.m...m. mkmmkkmkkkkkkkk....k.k ....kkkk
@@hydromano6652 I've never been vaccinated and healthier than my vaccinated friends
@@Hola-pe4ph Not at all, I'm healthier than my vaccinated friends!
“I’ve never been a proper serial killer” Does Jim just not exist anymore?
Jim is his own chaotic entity that cannot be controled
Jim kind of has a mind of his own to be honest.
Metalhead 1966 fair
Ariel RF hahah true
He is more than just a mere "serial killer." He is our God.
“I’m not a serial killer”
2 seconds later
“I want a body count”
Sam'o'nella pfp
A man of culture as well, I see
Once he gets that body count he will be a serial murderer
Maybe he wasn’t talking about killing people
Kevin: "No jail can hold me and no man can kill me"
*You got Bunions*
He will always escape prison, he can't be touched by anyone, but he can't save himself from the curse that are bunions.
you can never escape bunions
I fear no man. But that thing...
*Bunions*
It scares me.
Bunions are the final boss
Kevin: "999 million years"
9 million: "Am I a joke to you?"
Lol I saw that too
”I've killed a few people but I have never been a proper serial killer”
The FBI:....
The police:...
Kevin's family:.....
The fuck would the FBI care about a guy in Ireland?
@@AgentTasmania Because he might be an international threat
@@redpanda6134 that would mean the CIA would be concerned with him, not the FBI
The way Kevin's voice dropped when he said "I've never actually been a proper serial killer" makes me doubt the truth of that statement greatly.
@Smit Shilpatul makes sense
Me :*reads title* This is a description of most games Kevin plays.
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS no-one fucking asked
1:28 "Patella" (aka kneecap) is the bone located in front of the knee joint.
3:54 "Jackwagon" a slang insult meaning "worthless" or "dumb". A jack wagon was the chow (food) wagon in a wagon train or cattle drive, and brought up the rear of the procession. Thus positioned, it was subject to all the dust and debris of the stuff ahead of it. And so, it came to be a slang phrase implying that someone was dumb enough to be riding in the jack wagon.
I love how he put " a hazelnut spread" 😭🧡
@@umbranmierex2413 Oh, I didn't even notice that XD
NERD!!! (nah i’m just joking)...nerd
I've been listening to this in the background while working. It sounds like the ramblings of a completely coherent psychopath who believes everything he is telling. Very American Psycho feels.
Just realised that this is a one year old foreshadowing: "Let's go to Spain, I love Spain."
That's what I thought!
Kevin's mentioned before that he's wanted to live in Spain.
"Maybe we should put locks on the doors so the serial murderer doesn't escape again"
"Nah man we got this just slap another 10.000 years onto his sentence"
"You can murder the other students, but when you insult the headmaster, that's too far" welcome to youtube
Imagine Like the judge is like :
"NOT GUILTY"
Man: already cheering
"IS GUILTY"
Man: feck
Heyo Finn O. That would ironic.
Tell the judge to feck off for fecks sake. 😂😁😂
Hey Finn O.
Hey Finn O.
I guess you're not from the States.
I like how his sentence got reduced from 320 million years to 80 million years. Also, if you wanna know just how monstrously long that is, if you went back in time 320 million years, you’d be in the Carboniferous era, a time when giant insects roamed the Earth and 75 million years before the first dinosaurs would evolve.
Kevin moved to Spain in this video and now, a year later, he's moving irl. Let's hope that's the only coincidence from this video
I was gonna say
He's moving??
I bet the FBI agent watching Kevin is so worried.
The 2 mil subs are also watching Kevin, but they're encouraging him probably
Kevin lives in Ireland tho
Kevin aint american
MI5: Step aside, that's our jurisdiction
Interpol: Am I a joke to you?
@David Lydon I'm not sure, MI5 is basically there to secure UK's safety and Ireland is literally right next to it, so there's a reason for it
Kevin: "I've not been a proper serial killer"
Sims, just sims
I think he meant he'd never been a proper serial killer in Bitlife.
"You have been sent back to prison for 319783154 years!"
Kevin- Imma head out.
11:37 9,993,198. “999 million years” KEVIN CANT MATH
"so how long am i in prison for?"
"yes."
XD
Judge: who are you?
Me: I’m “not guilty”
Judge: you are not guilty?
Me: thank you have a great day *leaves court*
Yes
No
This is not even funny.
@@gameshock3897 No one meant for it to be funny
We just did it lol
@@PythonMFD I'm not talking about the chain lol, just talking about the joke.
*doesn't vaccinate his son*
"It's another way of murder"
*Murders them anyway*
@@quinn.blink_141 Are you anti-vax or are your parents just anti-vax?
@@quinn.blink_141 ok, I hope you get old enough to get vaccinated yourself without any mayor complications! Measles are a bitch
can we just disable gacha channels from commenting? thanks
@@apeachonahill8059 Dude calm down... I just commented something funny Kevin said. A lot of people do that? Why does my channel matter?
Whenever Kevin says "if you are new to the channel" it makes me want to rediscover Kevin all over again but with those videos, just to see what it'd be like
My first Kevin video was one of his earlier Sims 4 ones. I believe it was the one when he first made the first prison pods down in the basement of the desert house (I was looking for Sims 4 gameplay videos to decide if I wanted to get it or not, and Kevin's was the first one I clicked). After that brilliantly baffling video I immediately went and watched the series from the beginning. Been a Kevin fan ever since. What was your introduction?
The first vid i watched was rhe until dawn one, got him recommended after watching rt, tought he was hilarious.
@@kenjutsukata1o1 I'm not sure, but it might have been one of his Garry's mod rp videos, probably the star wars ones or it might have been the early GTA's ones with Grognak. I wish I remembered
@@datrtzhush3734 for me it was the other way around, I think I was watching one of Kevin's Sims 4 videos and got recomended RT's first sims 2 video.
@@kenjutsukata1o1 To me it was basically the same xD
Me: "hey Kevin, what is the largest number in existence?"
Kevin: _pulls out prison record_
When youtube's algorithm suddenly hears kevin say "I've killed a few people but i've not actually been like a proper, serial killer"
He's gonna get all the gun ads and duct tape ads and shady warehouse storage ads probably a few serial killer starter kit ads. Dexter edition.
Google likes ads.
Google, no morals - all greed.
Kevin should have called him
First name: Not Not
Last name: Not Guilty
So then he can be referred to as Mr. Not Guilty, but his name is a triple negative so it still means 'not guilty'.
Or just make his first name 'he's'???
“Where’s the legal system pretty soft on crime”
*Nervously glances at the zoomed in Israel*
“Ireland”
"Bitlife but I become a serial killer" Thats like every episode ever.
I love how when kevin needed to pick a new name after the transition, the game suggested the name of his first girlfriend whom he impregnated and then beat to to death with a club. Like yea, that's a great idea for a name!
6:22 aged perfectly
Kevin: *"hey there friends"*
Also kevin: *kills friends*
Also also Kevin: *"You should be scared."*
Me: *"Joke's on you, I WANT to die!"*
Ah, yes, a kindred spirit XD
Please dont die there are many call centers and support networks available, you are important, please reach out for help, things may be rough but there us help available
@@YourDad-dh6fj My dad would never say that. Lol he tried to strangle me for not being Christian.
@@mitchellbarton7915 I'll be your dad then. I am proud of you and all I care about is you being a good person and pursuing what you love.
@@YourDad-dh6fj awww ;u;
Kevin: "This time it'll be different!"
Bunions: *Well hello there* ;)
Kevin Starts His Videos Saying "Hey There Friends" And He Kills All His Friends ,Oh Feck
He says that in the video
The irony of this is that in prison, people call you by your last name. Meaning, he would have been called guilty in prison
Hearing an Irishman pronounce Niamh the way it's spelt is probably one of the funniest things I've heard this year. Yes, I live a sad life 😂
"I have done some killing...
in this game before"
Wonder if he actually did off someone
@@IamaPERSON ask the person who hit him with a car
@GOD GOD how? He’s dead?
Mmmhmmmm 🤔🤔
@@DavidMGreen423 dunno, do some exorcism stuff?
Kevin: "Today we are going to be a serial killer. "
Me: *sims flashbacks*
Kevin’s inspired me to play BitLife the right way, in all the worst ways possible 😂 so much fun!
Me too!! From the first time I watched him play, I downloaded it and have been playing in the worst ways possible. I love it!!
Flees from Ireland to Spain????? Kevin with that long term storyline foreshadowing.
6:23
And that’s how the plan to move to Spain was conceived
This is the proof this playthrough was actually based on Kevin’s real life..
Me: *reading the title* I'm not surprised
12thDoctor's Companion i was thinking “Wait hasn’t he done this before”
Same
Oh! I thought he was already a serial killer.
lmao
i want to know the meaning of this joke (im new on this channel but these comments creep me out..)
I want to see you Bitlife as a loving soccer mom, Kevin style.
So a loving soccer mom who kills people?
@@mythicalgirl2005 The enemy team can't win if their dead just saying
Andrei Poplauschi
That’s what “Kevin style” implies
@@mythicalgirl2005 kevin style has a multitude of meaning raging from a coplete feck up in which the kids are drug dealers who grew up without anyrhing to eat or the one above where kevin murders the enemy soccer team and declare his kids winners by elimination
Kevin: "Welcome to the channel"
Me: "That's a funny way of spelling and saying 'cult'"
This is my favorite comment on the video
1:28 Patella is the anatomical term for “kneecap” if this actually needed to be cleared up
3:22
Every Karen: “And I took that personally”
7:08 Ah yes, the "jackpoint".
6:04 HAHAHA didn’t expect that. Nice editing for less than half a second in a TH-cam video. This is why you deserve every subscriber (for your effort not just this edit)
no one:
*Kevin: 319783154 years in prison*
6:25 now we know where the idea came from
some paleontologist in the distant future: *picks up jawbone*
the ghost of the warden: put her back. she still has 7 billion years left in her sentence.
"Today we're going to be a serial killer"
How is this different from literally every game you've ever played
I love how every video he says " if this is your first video" but it must be working because his sub counts growing and to be honest I dont remember my first kevin video but if I'm sure it was just as high quality because i showed my dad and he watches Kevin daily
"Alright, Let's try clubbing my mom again"
Never change Kevin
9:30 that beats the world record jesus-
Omg he’s an world record holder
Kevin is actually moving to Spain now. This is the evidence we need. This video is a documentary.
9:05 "My cockatoo, Dinner, clawed my throat. I lectured him."
He should have trained it to kill for the days he is busy escaping prison.
8:03 Kevin saying 'well shit' was the highlight of my day
Kevin: I don't want friends!
Kevin refers to us as friends
*sweats profusely*
hilarious that he's worried for new viewers about the squeaky mic or a rambling intro, then right after casually says so today we're going to be a serial killer lol
2:51: No OnE ExPeCtS ThE SpaNisH InQuISitIoN
Day 191 of telling Kevin that he’s the best TH-camr on this platform and we all love him
Day 131 of telling Kevin to sing Sweet Home Alabama
Day 52 of telling Kevin to sing Timber
I hope those are real numbers... if so I'm impressed by your organisation :P
@@dystop2766 they are, he has 200 comments on this channel
"Bitlife but I do what I do in every video"
Bitlife, but I take life.
So, basically every other game
All hail the dear leader
Hail the dear leader!
Happy Death Day, Dear Leader Jim! Who's the next victim?
*All Hail The Leader!*
THE DEAR LEADER HAS SPOKEN respect him
"Mr. Guilty", that shit backfired real quick 💀💀💀
When they ask "are you Guilty?" you can say "I am Not Guilty" without lying at least.
Good plan except for the fact that no one will ever ask you that question in court
I love how the game got him to kill at seven years old, he was really born a serial killer
"But i become a serial killer" tell us something we don't know
Day 14 of telling *_Ps1 Hagrid_* that he's so cool and handsome with a bad boy feel to him
Also Kevin play Way of the samurai or I'll steal your kneecaps :)
Ooh, plot twist!
Ooooo
@@IamaPERSON It's been requested :)
@@elsalene1044 I know, I meant the hagrid part
@@IamaPERSON that too friend :))
6:24 Foreshadowing
“You can murder the other students but when you insult the headmaster,that’s too far”
Me: *reads the title* So, just another normal episode of The Sims 4... I mean, Bitlife.
3 days later: Call me Kevin *arrested*
1 day later: *escapes*
4:06 - "A blind man hit me with his cane and I called him a triple-chin"
If only we realized why he chose Spain.....
You should look into playing AI dungeon. I can only imagine what insanity you think up.
First name: Kevin you’re
Last Name: Not guilty
Unofficial middle name/nickname: Kevin
Flawless
Becoming a serial killer (feat. Bore ragnarok)
And Grognak, Attorney At Law
With special guest.....JIM PICKENS THE DEAR LEADER!
Day 303 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday.
Happy birthday, Kevin.
Wanna read a joke?
Happy birthday Nikkiesona
@@IamaPERSON Yes, I do.
@@jackbudi Happy birthday, JackBudi.
@@nikkiesona did you hear about the deaf man that climbed mount Everest?
Love how kevin somehow manages to break even a text-based game
I find it really cute that he tried to go to Spain in this video and now he's actually moving there in real life
Dearest Kevin,
It has, for many months, been my desire to watch you play a wonderful game by the name of “Sex With Stalin”.
Play it within 24 hours or bad luck will befall you and everyone on Earth. The choice is yours Kevin, planetary destruction or the pleasure of playing a wonderful game by the name of “Sex With Stalin”. A masterpiece.
Yours, truly, always, and forever,
Vvishvvud
He'll get demonitzed
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The Mysterious Vvishvvud I thought you were trying to curse the people in the comments at first! XD Like one of those “read this and do the thing or you will die” things!
Yes do it do it do it
@Subscribe to me or you get the PathOwOgen What is the PathOwOgen? I must know...
"There we go she's dead, and i got sent back to prison for [REDACTED] years"
I'm from Serbia and when you thought about going there illegally I just laughed
9:20 the random name it selected was the name of the girlfriend you murdered. what a c o i n c i d e n c e.
i cant believe this video predicted his move to spain