Bitlife but I make organized crime extremely unorganized
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- Bitlife but I make organised crime extremely unorganised
Twitch: / callmekevin
Twitter: / callmekevin1811
Instagram: / callmekevin1811
Second channel: / @donotcallmekevin
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Editors:
Kippesoep001
TropicalFreeze2
FluffyroxGames
And myself :D
#CallMeKevin #BitLife #Funny
Has anyone else noticed Kevin hasn't said "hey there friends how's it going, my name is Kevin"
How am I suppose to know your name if you dont tell me Kevin? 🥺
I wasn't alone to have been bothered by this. Good to know.
How do u know Kevin then
It feels like this video was rushed
Oh no,
Maybe that's a sign,
we need to figure it out lads
Even tho he’s said it every day for years 🥺🥺🥺
The real question is how Kevin escapes maximum security prison so easily.
He use keyboard. You can just spam the arrow key to move without stopping
.
*scooby doo running sound effect*
We only see the end, he probably watched a tutorial.
@@rachelcookie321 No, you can just spam it if you use keyboard. He even mentions it in another BitLife video that that's how he does it (almost) every time. As long as you keep spamming you run at the same speed as the guard, instead of half-speed.
Experience
Kevin be like, ' I made organized crime extremely unorganized.'
Me: Isn' t that what you call a government?
Kevin: “I will represent you poorly, but I will represent you.”
Honestly better than current politicians 😂
0:31 I SO PALE
4:06 this image kills me LOL
I love videos when Kevin commits crimes… oh wait that’s every video
The priest I used to alter serve for would answer the door with a baseball bat just in case 😂
Kevin, please keep it up. I love your videos
The most I have contributed to the mafia in one year was 4.9 million
No
Didn't ask me how I'm going? Is this call me kevin??!!
Kevin’s character acts like the son of Jim Pickens
What i do is make my talent crime and you can rob every car each month and contribute all them without getting caught then do some shake downs
Each year*
This is so great 😄
Jim Pickens simulator when?
Imagine reading this on the news...
Says character looks like an Irish mobster, speaks like a stereotypical Italian. Yup, checks out for me
Well, his specialty is crime and since cultural appropriation is basically a crime now, it's only fitting for him to have some weird accent :P
Cooka da potato
@@brainyskeletonofdoom7824 "thasa mild spudaball"
LMFAO
I am from-a tha irish-a mob-a! You want-a some pizza and guinness-a?
Jim Pickens would be immensely proud
@obviously BEGONE BOT
@Cious ok, fine, we'll dislike and report your stolen content
Hagrid
he would defo tie them to the train tracks
SUS
Imagine being born and immediately stealing 20$, that's how i imagined Kevin's character
Hagrid
@卍 SMOKING THAT DADSEPTICEYE PACK 卐 Ok?
Does your whole TH-cam account revolve around hating Jacksepticeye’s father?
"I got shot by a magician in Kazakhstan who was trying to kidnap a child!"
It sounds like you got killed by your version of Agent 47, Kevin
With a gatling gun, mind you
@@oleanderkazzy_ A gattling gun filled with fish, mind you.
@@Emil_Stoltz a Gattling gun filled with fish on fire mind you
Twas beauty that killed the beast
"Mr. Sopranos?"
"Huh, yes?"
"Mr. Maunder sends his regards. (Pulls out gatling and starts unloading.)"
I feel like Kevin is slowly admitting to us that he's a criminal
slowly?
and now he’s fleeing the country to avoid punishment 🙏
I feel like Kevin hearting this comment is slowly agreeing with you xD
@obviously reported
Hagrid
Kevin: makes video about a mobster moving abroad to avoid authorities
Kevin: moves to Spain all of the sudden
Mmm you got something to tell us there mate? :p
He's also not saying my name is Kevin after hey there friends how's it going...
Damn it two more -witnesses- crazy people to -kill- send up river
@@jessiesandhu8200 Hey there, freinds, how's it going? My name is *alejandro lópez*
"Oh god kid, a priest, run!"
I like how Kevin went from saying how he would give forgiveness, to implying something very illegal, and I love it
Hagrid
@卍 SMOKING THAT DADSEPTICEYE PACK 卐 you're the least funny troll I've ever seen
@UCv0Y-MwjrpdSFazBjJs3_0A fatherless behaviour
@Derek O hagrid
@@DAKRAB hagrid
The fact that the surfer was surfing around the house trying to catch Kevin is a hilarious mental image. Do surfers typically have enough water within their own homes to do that?
Yes
Only true surfers surf around their home.
@@clal8030 Hm, your name is awfully close to being "cia". Are you sure you're not an undercover police officer, ma'am?
@@Emil_Stoltz But of course not. I'm just a regular fan. Nothing shady here.
Totally dude
Officer: "Uh, another organized crime case."
Kevin: "Not exactly."
Hagrid
@obviously stop self promoting
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid
@obviously stop it
@卍 SMOKING THAT DADSEPTICEYE PACK 卐 what?
1 tip: extort the max amount of money. If they refuse, shake them down. That increases your notoriety
2 tip: Everytime I get arrested I restart the game while in the 'arrest menu' and I'm not arrested anymore. Prison really annoys me
Tip 3: If Crime is your talent, you get away with ALMOST EVERY car you steal. So steal all you want
You definitely DON'T get every car you try to steal, but the chances are still really good, and if you get caught you can just restart the game.
Hey! You don't have to contribute millions to the gang.
Here's what I do:
1. Steal the most expensive car and contribute full amount. If it is lesser than 25k, steal and contribute fully again.
2. Go to extort people but instead of getting money, whack them to get notoriety up.
3. See the boss each time you're called.
4. "Work hard" every year and expose rats.
5. And never ask to be promoted.
That's it. I ALWAYS reach to the top with this strategy.
what else does the criminal skill do?
You know the trick too
I only do 100,000 a year and it works
Why do BitLife characters always look so evil? LMAO
I know, right?!
ew a bot
This implies this 'game' is anything but text
Hagrid
@@spacesheep_ go to it's about section and report it's profile pic. For some reason, it'll give it a permanent strike
Kevin searches if you need to be Irish to join the Irish Mob.
Kevin's FBI Agent: *Interesting*
@卍 SMOKING THAT DADSEPTICEYE PACK 卐 YOU SUPPORT CHILD PREDATION LMAO!
inch resting
@卍 SMOKING THAT DADSEPTICEYE PACK 卐 dude go do your homework
@卍 SMOKING THAT DADSEPTICEYE PACK 卐 get a life
@@THWhite-ip3uq what happened? i’m so confused.
The fact that he didnt want to steal a car because he didnt have a drivers license implies that hes fine with stealing someone's car, but draws the line at driving without a license
It also implies that if cops try to stop him, he intends to pull over and hope half his papers will fly better then an escape attempt.
Kevin in Russia: "People love me here for some reason."
Yes we do.
Wonder what reason that would be ;)
Да
Kevin's videos give us more warm than vodka
Bc sometimes his actions are more adequate than actions of the whole UR
оченьб приятно встретить земляков под видео Великого Кевина
"They all look concerned" They know who's controlling them, Kevin
Hagrid
@@hagrid3348 Good Point
@@hagrid3348 hi Hagrid
@@quinnybinny4983 subscribe to hagrid
@@hagrid3348 thats a fantastic idea
"A priest! Kid, run! You're in danger!" YIIIIIIIKES
Hagrid
Oooopoôoô⁹
I don't get it
@卍 SMOKING THAT DADSEPTICEYE PACK 卐 that's such a random dumb thing
@@micahtandy4222 yea just ignore them ppl go around saying stuff like that to be pricks
"Bitlife but I make organized crime extremely unorganized"
He must've learned it with Jim Pickens
Hagrid
@卍 SMOKING THAT DADSEPTICEYE PACK 卐 I be sure to say hi to him when I die.
Certainly didn´t, otherwise he would reach at least average. Jim is an above-average criminal.
i think kevin is so focused on his move to spain that he is forgetting his name lol
"Hey there, friends, how's it going? My name is ₳Ⱡł₳₴ ₦Ø₮ ₣ØɄ₦Đ!"
I’m honored to be a part of the O'Reilly family.
We're all a happy cul- _family_
boss: we be smuggling illegal auto parts
recruit: like weaponized auto parts
boss: no we don't do weapons, we do auto parts
recruit: they filled with drugs or dirty money
boss: aye, they are our dirty money
recruit: *confused silence*
@卍 SMOKING THAT DADSEPTICEYE PACK 卐 certified bruh moment again
@@strogonoffcore report his comment
@@THWhite-ip3uq I reported the comment and the channel
As someone who was a Starbucks barista, I wouldn’t be surprised.
Spends over 25 years in the Irish Mob, survives getting beaten up by the Irish Mob. Dies immediately in Kazakhstan
Robbing a priest and saying he'll forgive you??? Jean-Valjean, is that you???
👏👏👏 bravo
is Kevin really moving to Spain, or is he *fleeing* to Spain?
Both, he is doing both
he's moving to Spain as a Spanish king
"Your boss, Mr. Victoria, said she would hate for you to get iced." genderfluid mob boss??? 👀
Uh usually you use the surname after an honorific, Victoria is his last name
Diversity win!
@@JasminMiettunen ya but it said SHE
Adriana Reyes oh, did it? I totally lost the part where that popped up, so I'll have to take your word for it!
There is genderfluid in this game i think but I´m pretty sure thats just bitlife being bitlife when it comes to genders. Ex: My opponent (Political office) was Female (Not genderfluid, Female) and it said after i extorted them that "She promised that she would do his best to lose the election"
i cant wait for kevin to try and make the cottagecore ddlc for the sims evil
Hagrid
@@hagrid3348 hagrid
It has canning so I look forward to a new era of Jim’s jams
cottagecore doki doki literature club
Cottagecore? Is that some new metal genre? Ah yes, I love me some cannibal crops!
I see your "a priest, run kid, you're in danger!"
And raise you
"A magician trying to steal a child? That's some dark magic."
Day 46 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey.
Oh, god no.
How original
I see you are a human of culture.
@卍 SMOKING THAT DADSEPTICEYE PACK 卐 the edge is unreal
Instead of a drum set, you can just say bazinga so we know when to laugh
Him saying bazinga would 100% make me laugh over the badumtss onomatopoeia 🤣
Kevin if you steal cars in the mafia crime section you never get caught. Steal all the cars that pop up every year there and contribute all of them to the family. It always works. Also if you want notoriety whack some of the business owners while extorting, especially those who are not scared of you and refuse to give the money.
Kevin: Hey there friends today we are playing BitLife!
Me: He didn't even ask me how it's going. :(
Aww poor baby. Do you want a blankie?
Kevin: Godfather Sopranos
Tony Soprano: just to be clear I'm not related to this fool
He never had the makings of a varsity athlete. Small hands
Oh good, a comment thread not infected by parasites/self promoters. How's it going guys?
Hagrid
@@IamaPERSON - pretty good what about you friend
@@IamaPERSON yeah like that one guy who always post that same Arab music.
Day 204 of asking kevin to restore the tomadachi life save
卍 SMOKING THAT DADSEPTICEYE PACK 卐 Jesus christ dude get a hobby
“Is crime a talent?”
The Now You See Me movies say yes, if you add some pizzazz.
Hagrid
Nice to see you again, Hagrid
There's like 3 bots in these replies.
@@macaroon_nuggets8008 yeah...
@Macaroon_Nuggets Yeah it ain’t great.
the classic "let me immediately commit crime" bitlife life
Love that the obituary ended with, friends say he had a knack for stealing cars. Lol
Day 123 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine/everyday life
Hello again!
Thanks Turg we love you Turg
Turg turg turg turg turg turg
Hi Turg
I sub on you
Kevin: "I can steal a car? I don't even have a license."
Me: You don't *need* one to steal a car, but you'd better know how to drive. I mean, how many people have you seen with licenses, and *don't* know how? : )
Honestly I would like a mafia movie staring Kevin
Hagrid
Here is a tip on Bitlife:
When the police catch you dont run or bribe. Just exit the game and open it again. :)
I love that he spent all that time as just an associate, not knowing he could push his way up, for 25 years
Dr Bright I believe your youtube privileges have been revoked during this period due to leaking information
The only Bitlife playthrough that doesn't end with Kevin becoming a criminal murderer is the one where Kevin...tries to become a criminal murderer.
Day 763 of asking Kevin to play Legoland. The game is a rollercoaster tycoon but Lego. It was published in the year 2000
Kevin feels like a good friend of mine even though I've never met him in person.
Had been binge watching the other ones, feck yes
Hagrid
@@hagrid3348 hungrid
@@pcptsubscribe to hagrid
Hague ev rid
Thank you for your service! St. Petersburg still loves you.
RIP Mayor Sopranos
Day 50 of asking Kevin to say "Hey there, feckers" instead of friends
That would be hilarious lmfao
-Tries to do as much crime as possible and join a crime family
-Ends up being a politician
Yeah seems about right
I loved the godfather accent at the end 😆 it just cracked me up
It was spot on! 😂
"A priest, kid run! " damm kevin
2:09 is the funniest shit I've ever heard, and I'm saying that as a christian
As I Russian I would sooooo vote for Kevin instead of every single person who is in our government right now...
Just imagine Kevin as a character. Only bad popups and worst outcomes in everything except for crime.
0:47 He’s on to me…
As someone living in St. Petersburg, I agree and would pick Kevin over all of the governors we've had. Not that there were many, but they've done enough for us to hope for Kevin.
Seeing as we are a cult, I'm still waiting for the day he says "Hey there followers, I am your leading Kevin."
"welcome back, loyal keviners, it is me, your dear leader, Jim Pickens"
Day 416 of asking Kevin to revisit the Bee Movie Game
The safest thing to do in organized crime is stealing cars, it never goes wrong and you can get lots of money out of it.
If you mess up trying to steal it-
@@Levi89723 he just said that that doesnt happend if ur in organized crime
It's so frustrating that he plays the game so often yet doesn't understand the most basic things, such as being able to talk to people
"'A middle ear infection' -- I didn't hear nothin'!"
Such an underrated line
I loved the fact the magician had a gatling gun.
The greatest magic of all
Like how he started out getting into organized crime and then just emigrated to random countries to run for mayor...
I know that we are friends... but what is this guys *name* ?? Kyle? Kent? Bevin? It's on the tip of my tongue... if only he would tell us in the intro
I think its Daniel.
Day 44 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey for the Wii
Hey Kevin, I've been watching your videos for over 3 years - in happiness, sadness, angery and whatnot, and I just want to thank you for your output. We'll never meet, but you influenced my life in so many ways, and just for that - thanks lad!
Had a particularly crappy week and been getting through it by rewatching Kevin’s old BitLife videos, so this was a particular blessing today ✨ you’re a star Kevin, and you have no idea how much your videos mean to so many people
I became BitLife godfather multiple times before age 45 just by stealing almost every car I could in game and pressing the work hard button until it says my hard work has been noticed every year. 👍
"Bitlife but I make organized crime unorganized"
Only Kevin could make these weird titles
Hagrid
"oh fcking hell a priest, kid, run!" and that’s why we love you Kevin
16:15 "I wanna flee, where should I go? Zimbabwe might be good" I was almost sure you'd choose Spain :P
7:50 that's not good. If you ask for the maximum amount, and then scare them they nearly always give it to you.
“As far back as I could remember I always wanted to be a gangsta” it’s the one line that describes this entire video
Awesome, Kevin became the mayor of my home city. Goals achieved.
“Oh fecking hell a priest kid run!!”
I nearly choked on my food hearing that one hahaha
Best thing Kevin has ever said:
"Ah feck a priest, kid run!"
“Sheesh, that was probably some college kid that was overworked and underpaid… well, they’re underground now!” 😂😂😂😂😂
Careful Kevin, they might not let you into Spain with a search history like that.
Now I get it, Kevin is moving to Spain to become the mayor there and not be arrested
Foolproof!
Here’s a tip: The mob expects you to get money for them, and if you don’t help out for a year or two, you can be beaten badly, if unlucky, to death. The best thing to do is steal 1 car a year. If you see any expensive cars, like Lamborghini’s, McLaren’s, Buggati’s, Koenigsegg’s, Pagani’s, for example, steal them, they can do you a big favour!
“I will represent you poorly, but I will represent you.” Yeah, I’d vote for Kevin-that’s more than most politicians do.
The fact that Kevin immediately smelled the rat....he really was underappreciated by the mob.
steal as many cars as possible every year, rob atleast one bank, and extortion and your standing will go up quick
I like how Kevin was concerned about getting a license and learning to drive despite being a criminal lmao
Oh, boy, the Irish mafia. "Let's go asplode things even though we're a first-world nation and not the middle east. Blah de blah de de Belfast."
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW THE GLITCH AT 00:01
No 🖕
I saw it
What is it
@@YourYoungGDYterIt’s hard to explain. Kevin’s facecam kinda glitched to a different moment in the video?
@@Gatorboy5678are you talking about him moving his head fast?