I've come to make my own announcement here: Please don't make any more jokes about the meme here, it's making me uncomfortable at this point. I want to appreciate Eggman in his official content unironically, not as a joke all the time. His character is worth so much more than that alone. This video is to show the brilliant work and effort put into the actual lines in this game, performed by the wonderful Mike Pollock. Thank you.
@Abrilla 2 M How does that make me a crybaby? If you're offended that I don't like the jokes and don't want them in the comments of MY video, then I'm not the crybaby here.
@@EggEmperor No problem, also, I left a like on the video just so I could replay these nostalgic bits from Eggman mainly because Sonic Colors is my favorite game!
FOR REAL! What still lets me down the most is that they missed the opportunity to show him going all out with his control over the world. Both Unleashed and Colors did a much better job at giving us a glimpse of what Eggman wants to make of the world. But when he finally had it all in Forces, it hardly even looked like he owned it! And he has a surprising lack of screen time throughout a lot of the story, despite being hyped up as a big deal in early advertising.
Eggman's amusement park felt more like his vision of the world, Forces' take lacked his usual flair and style. I would have loved propaganda styles announcements in the levels with Eggman casually talking about himself like he's the good guy and the resistance are a bunch of meanies.
Pretty much. I don’t want to beat an already dead horse, but how does the game where the main plot is Eggman taking over the world fails to portal that? Well, one of the main reasons why is that most stages look the same and the lack of context in worlds (why is green hill Suddendly covered in sand where they could just easily say that he’s draining the life source of the place to power up his weapons?). And I’m surprised there’s no eggman land leven i forces, considering that's one of his main goals.
He'd fit in great there, untill he ends up having a disagreement with GladOS or Cave Johnson and ends up attacking them with Badniks or just leaving entirely.
12:04 "Would the owner of the yellow car, license plate 1NOM155, please report to the main gate. Your vehicle is in the path of an asteroid, and is about to get smas... Oh well, never mind" That's an Reference to Axel from Crazy Taxi, imagine cameos from other SEGA characters in this game
1:07 "Critical system failure. Repeat: Critical system failure. All attraction access is temporarily suspended. Please evacuate the park via the emergency exit ahead. This is *all* your fault"
“Next stop the sweet mountain this candy paradise is the perfect way to celebrate your next birthday or to avoid reaching it” damn eggman hit a little to close to home with that one
I think Colors to be honest is the game out of all the Sonic games that cared the most about immersion, there are so many little details in the levels, this game made the best job in immersion in my opinion
My personal favorite is the one about licking the rides. “Do you know where those rides have been? People have been sitting on those rides! With their BUTTS!”
I wonder how Eggman feels when he spends his time to say these announcements, just for us to speed by and only hear a snippet of them as we wreak havoc on his space carnival.
If you watch any of the International Space Station documentaries, it's funny to notice how many things are indeed held together by duct tape, because zero gravity means you don't need anything strong and because having things floating around is really annoying
The PSA announcements where Eggman has to straight up explain *why* it's a bad idea to do something like licking the seats on Sweet Mountain's various rides kinda predates what many folks have done in today's society. Seriously, some of the various Tik-Tok "challenges"/trends are nearly life threatening.
Oops, it seems that the poor sound mixing actually makes it more difficult! "Any instructions unheeded because of faulty ears is not the responsibility of Eggman Industries"
@@QualityGarbage actually no, there are finally sound options in Colors Ultimate, so now you can even turn down all audio accept for the voice. you can listen to nothing but Eggman's PAs while playing and it's glorious :D
As terrible as most of the jokes were throughout the game, Eggman's PA announcements were still pretty funny in parts, definitely the highlight of the game comedy wise.
Holy fuck, this is so detailed, thinking about you never completely hear them during Gameplay because of the Music and the speed you reach. This is so perfect.
Kinda funny that the "foiling is strictly prohibited" announcement is at the end of tropical resort act 1 when you have already reached the end of the level
@@EggEmperor The elites want you to know this but all hedgehog's and a twin tailed fox at the Eggman's incredible interstellar amusment park are free you can take them home or destroy it your choice.
@@roby4504 yeah I also enjoyed it it felt interesting to hear the PA announcements even on the level select screen that alone added to the charm of the game
The biggest missed opportunity of sonic colors was not having park visitors visible at any point, unleashed(wii) style hubs would've been great and Ultimate could've turned them into Unleashed(360) style hubs. You could talk to the visitors for tips on where to find collectibles and just general fun and mood setting dialogue.
They didn’t have quite that, but in the Sonic Colors port for DS, you could find a wide range of Sonic’s friends from over the years in all parts of the amusement park! Sonic could talk to them and they would give him the opportunity of optional side missions, which took place on the planet you met them.
I *refuse* to believe Pontac and Graff wrote *a single word* of these announcements. These are actually very funny, unlike the rest of the game where the jokes are all on the level of "haha baldy nosehair goes brr"
@@gabebarnes6814 Could be. Then again, I think they also wrote Happy Tree Friends, so dark humor like the PA announcements is right up their alley I suppose
I've come to make my own announcement here:
Please don't make any more jokes about the meme here, it's making me uncomfortable at this point. I want to appreciate Eggman in his official content unironically, not as a joke all the time. His character is worth so much more than that alone. This video is to show the brilliant work and effort put into the actual lines in this game, performed by the wonderful Mike Pollock. Thank you.
@Egg Emperor I respect that
@Abrilla 2 M How does that make me a crybaby? If you're offended that I don't like the jokes and don't want them in the comments of MY video, then I'm not the crybaby here.
@@GamingCreed47 Thank you kindly!
@@EggEmperor No problem, also, I left a like on the video just so I could replay these nostalgic bits from Eggman mainly because Sonic Colors is my favorite game!
In other words, you'd rather remember Eggman for being funny
Honestly, it's stuff like this that shows how much missed potential there was in Sonic Forces's "world owned by Eggman" concept.
FOR REAL! What still lets me down the most is that they missed the opportunity to show him going all out with his control over the world. Both Unleashed and Colors did a much better job at giving us a glimpse of what Eggman wants to make of the world. But when he finally had it all in Forces, it hardly even looked like he owned it! And he has a surprising lack of screen time throughout a lot of the story, despite being hyped up as a big deal in early advertising.
Eggman's amusement park felt more like his vision of the world, Forces' take lacked his usual flair and style.
I would have loved propaganda styles announcements in the levels with Eggman casually talking about himself like he's the good guy and the resistance are a bunch of meanies.
Pretty much. I don’t want to beat an already dead horse, but how does the game where the main plot is Eggman taking over the world fails to portal that? Well, one of the main reasons why is that most stages look the same and the lack of context in worlds (why is green hill Suddendly covered in sand where they could just easily say that he’s draining the life source of the place to power up his weapons?). And I’m surprised there’s no eggman land leven i forces, considering that's one of his main goals.
Eggman has an obsession with theme parks. The fact there isn’t a single shows just how little of a shit the developers game
Sonic Forces’s “Robotomy Program” trailer also showed a bit of that.
3:39 friendly reminder that Eggman, a man with 300iq, took approximately 14.2 seconds to realize that the car he was talking about was his.
Now that I think about it, who in the game would break into his car? Probably not Sonic or Tails, maybe the wisps? ….or Rouge in the DS version?
Orbot wrote that
Actually it’s a reference to Ulala
@@HealingVoice39 What’s Ulala?
@@HunterTheHero Ulala is a pink haired space idol from the game Space Channel 5
You can tell Eggman really wants that job at Aperture Science
He'd fit in great there, untill he ends up having a disagreement with GladOS or Cave Johnson and ends up attacking them with Badniks or just leaving entirely.
I could see GlaDos and Eggman being "friends" tbh.
He would be better suited in the SCP Foundation.
@@A_Funne_Boi he’ll have either a field day, or a heart attack.
@@catvanbrian9470 he'll probably try to add things or improve security and then attempt to use the SCP to take over the world.
Not gonna lie, this is literally the best part of Colors. Sometimes, I just wish he can just rail on you in stages. Like in Sonic Adventure 2
Eggman: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ROUGE?! THE ISLAND IS SET TO BLOW UP!!
Rouge: I'm just trying to do my thieving job, but my heels are hurting my feet...!
When you do rail I was thinking of a different type of rail...
@@buttermcnuggetteSky rail
Obviously
If someone played this in actual amusement park, I'd break laughing.
Same here
12:02 Gotta love that Crazy Taxi reference.
"Next stop: the Sweet Mountain! Enjoying our candy paradise is the perfect way to celebrate your next birthday- or to avoid reaching it."
~ Dr. Eggman
13:20 "Every visitor to the park gets a free blue hedgehog. If you catch one feel free to take it home with you... or destroy it. Our choice."
"Please refrain from teasing the robots. They are very sensitive, and require expensive maintenance"
Relatable
12:04 "Would the owner of the yellow car, license plate 1NOM155, please report to the main gate. Your vehicle is in the path of an asteroid, and is about to get smas... Oh well, never mind"
That's an Reference to Axel from Crazy Taxi, imagine cameos from other SEGA characters in this game
It's such a shame these voicelines are almost never heard in-game. These voicelines are such a treasure
They actually are heard - we just can't hear them going faster than Mach 1.
I like how there's a point where Eggman asks: "Who writes this dribble??"
....
...
Orbot: "You do, boss."
12:05 fun fact: the car described here is the taxi from Crazy Taxi.
specifically axel's taxi. cuz there are multiple characters you can play as.
The writers of this game were having waaaaaaaaaaay to much fun making this game
1:07 "Critical system failure. Repeat: Critical system failure. All attraction access is temporarily suspended. Please evacuate the park via the emergency exit ahead. This is *all* your fault"
This is why Mike is and always will be the best Eggman.
"So come on up to Dr. Eggman's Amusement Park! It's for my amusement and your enslavement."
3:39 eggman forgot what his car looked like lol
😂🤣
Its shadow in the egg moblie
"To avoid embarrassing hickeys, please refrain from arm wrestling with the octopi."
10:00 is my favorite lol "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!"
he laughs at the end lol
Mike Pollock is a legend!
1:55
Eggman: Please refrain from throwing trash, coins, and small children into the reflecting pool
Me: What the hell happened here
Surprised he didn’t say rings at all.
What the F*ck?
Mario’s coins
If there's a PA announcement, there's history
my guess is that someone took a little swim and is now swimming through space
“Next stop the sweet mountain this candy paradise is the perfect way to celebrate your next birthday or to avoid reaching it” damn eggman hit a little to close to home with that one
Thanks a lot Eggman, now I wanna celebrate my next birthday at the Sweet Mountain! 😁
3:39 A white hovercar shaped like an egg, eh? It's Eggman's ride.
Sonic Colors did an incredible job at immersion, that's my opinion.
More like that's a fact
I think Colors to be honest is the game out of all the Sonic games that cared the most about immersion, there are so many little details in the levels, this game made the best job in immersion in my opinion
5:02 Okay, this one’s my favorite.
Nice
This one was also my favourite, though I never actually heard the whole thing. Made me laugh so hard 😂
I love that one! 😂
I like how Eggman literally made this Amusement Park dangerous than what's legal, but I guess there's no laws in space
mike pollock had way to much fun with this
I would.
10:53 Dr. Eggman's pirate talk
There was a radio commercial with the pirate
“This is really embarrassing!”
imagine eggman talked like that through the whole game if the game detects its a pirated copy
@@danteydantes8415 That would've been epic
4:51 Healthcare.
I love Mike so fucking much dude. I just. What a legend afsgdjhfg
He is indeed a legend.
Frfr
Oye!
You know who else is a legend? Long John Baldry.
My personal favorite is the one about licking the rides.
“Do you know where those rides have been? People have been sitting on those rides! With their BUTTS!”
"Ok go ahead, lick them! Don't say we didn't warn you!"
😂🤣
That one always gets me
@@gavinphoenixballesteros3080 Same!
Remember if you bite the ride in sweet mountain where the person with the treatworn illness sat at them. You will be infected
To be fair at least he doesn't hide the danger. Visitors can't say they weren't warned of harm.
I wonder how Eggman feels when he spends his time to say these announcements, just for us to speed by and only hear a snippet of them as we wreak havoc on his space carnival.
I like how some of these imply that there have been actual visitors to this place
I mean in the DS version, many of Sonic's friends stumbled upon the amusement park.
"The black hole parade starts in 5 minutes!"
Sonic, holding a Violet Wisp: *I can start it early for ya*
Time Stamps:
Hub/misc 0:00
Tropical Resort 1:54
Sweet Mountain 4:50
Starlight Carnival 6:32
Aquarium Park 9:00
Asteroid Coaster 11:04
Thanks Jesus
Starlight Carnival actually starts at 6:09
I kinda like how eggman has robots to rob people's vehicles but they end up robbing His egg mobile too 😂
“This is all YOUR FAULT.”
Could you imagine if his plan succeeded, people would be roaming around the park, and suddenly they hear that on the PA?
I love how Robotnik, a genius inventor, uses duct tape to hold things together
Space Tape*
Eggman is using flex tape, it's canon
If you watch any of the International Space Station documentaries, it's funny to notice how many things are indeed held together by duct tape, because zero gravity means you don't need anything strong and because having things floating around is really annoying
The PSA announcements where Eggman has to straight up explain *why* it's a bad idea to do something like licking the seats on Sweet Mountain's various rides kinda predates what many folks have done in today's society.
Seriously, some of the various Tik-Tok "challenges"/trends are nearly life threatening.
Sonic colors ultimate Should've given us subtitles for Eggman's PA announcements
The fact that we can hear these much clearer in the remake just warrants the purchase all on its own
Agreed. I just pre ordered it
Oops, it seems that the poor sound mixing actually makes it more difficult!
"Any instructions unheeded because of faulty ears is not the responsibility of Eggman Industries"
@@QualityGarbage actually no, there are finally sound options in Colors Ultimate, so now you can even turn down all audio accept for the voice. you can listen to nothing but Eggman's PAs while playing and it's glorious :D
As much as people rightfully complain about the writing in this game, Eggman was honestly the saving grace and highlight of this game’s comedy.
I hate how entertaining these broadcasts were and how everyone ignored them or didnt play colors
"Nobody likes a screamer" I know someone took that out of context and I hate it.
Yeah I did because I'm terrible lmfao
I honestly did with my dirty ass mind😂
Is it weird I'd actually visit Eggman's amusement park if it was real? These lines wouldn't deter me at all
Best one is
"Welcome to Game Land, home of the ever popular Sonic Simulator. Waste time with your pathetic friends in multiplayer mode"
1:32
Right after I read a comment from someone who heard "Welcome to Gayland"
The writing on some of these is excellent! It's comedy gold.
I loved scrolling around the world selection screen and hearing him say "Next stop".
I'm convinced Eggman accidentally left the PA on for the most of these 😹
I wish they had something like this in Sonic Forces as some sort of Eggman Empire Propaganda.
Despite Eggman being evil, he's really truthful about all these levels ESPECIALLY Sweet Mountain
I’ve come to make an announcement…
Citizens of earth lend me you ears…
At Eggman's Incredible Interstellar Amusement Park, you can feel comfortable knowing that your safety is our number one priority.
OH SHUT UUUUUPPPPP
As terrible as most of the jokes were throughout the game, Eggman's PA announcements were still pretty funny in parts, definitely the highlight of the game comedy wise.
5:38 Eggman has canonical put people in an oven.
S T A R V -
@@-agent10-2 🤣 Beat me to it.
"No aliens were harmed in the making of this park. They were only harmed after the park was created!" XD
At least he was honest
8:10 I laughed at this one way more than I should have. It's so stupid, but that makes it right up my alley.
5:02 This one always get me
"please refrain from allowing your children on discord"
Holy fuck, this is so detailed, thinking about you never completely hear them during Gameplay because of the Music and the speed you reach. This is so perfect.
Sonic: *runs 10 meters in Sweet Mountain*
Eggman for the 675th time: 5:26
10:00 my favorite part
12:03 Poor Axel from Crazy Taxi isn’t gonna be very happy when he finds out what happened to his cab!
4:23 is one of my favorites
Kinda funny that the "foiling is strictly prohibited" announcement is at the end of tropical resort act 1 when you have already reached the end of the level
Lmao
When I was a kid, I thought of going to Eggmans Interstellar Amusment Park.
3:39 bro im dead ☠️
Lol! 😂
Lol
This is pretty good satire of theme parks and carnivals. Eggman is either insane, or sociopathic.
Well, if the theme of the park was "evil mad scientist in charge", it could have been surprisingly effective.
he is probably both
Mike Pollock is the Best voice actor I ever heard since Sonic X 💖
1:08 i like how he blames you for the evacuation
you know even without the wisps if you listen to eggmans announcements you pretty much can tell that the park is all a ruse.
Yeah for someone with a genius IQ, he's pretty dumb at times
4:51
The American healthcare system
Meanwhile Canadian Health Care system Supremes in Free 👌
If I had huge speakers in around my house would play this everyday
I like that eggman cares enough to warn people about the water leak, yet he wants to brainwash the whole planet
The Duality of Man
*THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT*
-Eggman
*TOO BUSY WHEEZING FROM LAUGHTER FROM ALL THESE LINES* XDDD
4:53 America be like
Sadly true
9:20 probably my favorite
Please avoid breaking the glass, as it is the only thing between you, and ten million gallons of freezing, wet, death.
4:22 Sonic the Hedgehog please report to security office? No!
My favourite one! 😂🤣
@@AceGGR45 haha
I want my free hedgehog.
You can have it if you find it because we don't want him here XD
@@EggEmperor The elites want you to know this but all hedgehog's and a twin tailed fox at the Eggman's incredible interstellar amusment park are free you can take them home or destroy it your choice.
12:04 Crazy Taxi Reference
Axel is canon to the Sonic series confirmed lol
I know I'm uncultured, but I don't see the axel Reference. Edit: tho I've Never played a crazy taxi game in my life
@@GamingCreed47 His license plate is 1NOM1511
These announcements are actually very humorous they are also very fantastic its nice to hear them without the music
They also add to the atmosphere. As bad as Colors' writing was, I had fun playing it.
@@roby4504 yeah I also enjoyed it it felt interesting to hear the PA announcements even on the level select screen that alone added to the charm of the game
i love that voice of Eggman
3:38 Somebody Jacked Eggman's Ride.
Probably one of his robots he sent to break into cars and steal them
And to think Eggman was talking about Ulala's ride from Sonic & Sega All Stars Racing
@@mysterygamer9137 Really…?
@@ToonyTails Yeah. I mean she DID make a cameo in Colors Ultimate
9:00 this one had me dying
I can listen to Mike Pullok read a dictionary and I'd be entertained.
More like Thesaurus.
1:30 "Welcome to gay land"
THANKS I CAN'T UNHEAR IT NOW 😭😂😂
(Game) Land
Home to the ever popular Sonic simulator, waste time with your pathetic friends in mutiplayer
XD
Welcome to gay land, Home of the gays
Eggman : your car has been broken into sonic : err eggman that’s your egg moble eggman : wait what the heck
Eggman here seems like the sort of person who would be like "eh, close enough". No wonder so many of his schemes have failed.
So many? ALL of his schemes have failed
@@jamiegioca9448 I mean he technically won in Riders even if all he got out of it was a carpet
@@SilverWho Uhyes, I forgot this one
so much for being a 300 IQ evil scientist.
6:18 that last bit hilarious
9:20 this one another golden one
10:01 and another one
3:39 shadow hijack the egg mobile
3:39
No, Eggman says “In no way will roaming bands of robots break into you vehicle”
and then the robots break into his Egg-Mobile and it’s hilarious
5:02 What about this one?! This one is hilarious 😂! This one is my favorite one!
I like to imagine that he is only saying people to be careful to pass inspection
no aliens were harmed in the creation of this park. they were all harmed after the creation.
in that case, never let eggman make an action movie...
i wonder if he's in charge of the sonic movie
3:39 And you said it was perfectly safe.
lmao
Even better when you realize it's his own robots that broke into it
@@nintendogeek24005 And it was his own vehicle that got broken into!
And he said the line twice before realising! For a super smart genius, he ain't that smart sometimes... 😆
What, did Long John BaldyMcNosehair think there's more than 1 with all them floating vehicles about?
5:00 my favorite one!
these made me appreaciate Eggmans character a lot more, thank you for putting this out here ^^
12:03 The license plate Eggman mentions is the same one on the taxi from the game Crazy Taxi by SEGA.
Axel's number plate! He thought the Interstellar Amusement Park would be a cool place to work Ig but that didn't turn out well XD
The biggest missed opportunity of sonic colors was not having park visitors visible at any point, unleashed(wii) style hubs would've been great and Ultimate could've turned them into Unleashed(360) style hubs. You could talk to the visitors for tips on where to find collectibles and just general fun and mood setting dialogue.
the game took place the day before the park's opening day
People Don't Like Hub World's In Sonic
@@TRG_R17 people are dumb
They didn’t have quite that, but in the Sonic Colors port for DS, you could find a wide range of Sonic’s friends from over the years in all parts of the amusement park! Sonic could talk to them and they would give him the opportunity of optional side missions, which took place on the planet you met them.
That gives an idea for my remastered version of Sonic Colors
I *refuse* to believe Pontac and Graff wrote *a single word* of these announcements. These are actually very funny, unlike the rest of the game where the jokes are all on the level of "haha baldy nosehair goes brr"
It could be Mike Pollock, I guess. The Twitter takeovers were fairly funny so it's possible.
@@gabebarnes6814 Could be. Then again, I think they also wrote Happy Tree Friends, so dark humor like the PA announcements is right up their alley I suppose
@@UltraSTH That would be assuming Happy Tree Friends was any good.
@@gabebarnes6814 I never watched it so idk
@@UltraSTH From what I've heard and seen, it's not. Just gore to have gore in cutesy environment without anything to back it up.