I absolutely love your work. I've been following you for so long and I can still remember the first video I watched of yours was the rice in the wooden bowl. I still love listening to that trigger. I adore all the creative characters you've come up with over the years and I can't wait to see what comes next for you. Thank you for giving me and so many others such entertaining and high quality content.
@@boosted7088 okay man heres the tea i love the lore of legion and their design but their power is FUCKIN TERRIBLE AND SO IS THE REWORK HES GETTING but i cant change my profile pic becayse idk TH-cam hates me The endgame collapse looks neat though
@@boosted7088 Dude, I only used Legion once recently and that was when they buffed Thanatophobia to 24 percent bc I thought maybe he had a good perk but nah they reverted the change. God damn it Behavior. Never once used the mend bug.
Me: I can't understand this math problem! The nut man: **Barges I to my room** did you know that the peanut is part of the droop family?? Me: ... The nut man: **breaks through my window leaving a trail of pecans and walnuts**
For the past 3 years I have dealt with stress levels that are unreal. I have had some traumatic experiences dealing with a health condition that ended up causing me to have to wear a colostomy bag for 10 months it was reversed December 2018. However in my times of pain, and trauma your ASMR videos have given me rest in times of exhaustion, entertainment when I needed to take my mind off of my pain, and great laughs, and honest intrigue at your intelligence and love for what you do. Thank you Rift for giving me so much, if you know it or not, you have been on this journey with me.
I like how we've got all these interesting non-ASMR videos about facts, discussion and relevant topics, and then there's this; This title to this one rather interesting ASMR, peeking the top of the sillier names given to ASMR videos. Anyways, good job this one, Rift, and keep it up.
@@WarhammerGeek same. The rift world explained video is great for learning about characters. If you can stay awake. (The only profession where that's a complement)
I gotta thank you for not playing those youtube adds on your asmr videos. My husband sleeps soundly and peacefully throughout the night thanks to you, and the fact that there are no sudden altering noises from random ads
Everyone: lol NUT me: "He's starting to look like the actor who played Ghengis Khan in the movie Mongol." also me: "we've had the Everything Man, this must be the Nut-Thing Man." Alright lads let's be real: lol NUT.
I'm starting to feel like none of these items are actually banned, and these various merchants are just scamming us into buying their "illegal goods" at a premium.
Just to say it (even if it’s not seen), the hairstyle on your head and face, it suits you so perfectly. If it weren’t for the fact I’ve been watching you for a long time and have been there thru the changes, the way you look now is pretty much what I would have pictured upon hearing a name like Ephemeral Rift. Cheers.
man, November is probably the hardest month for him.
Actually good holy fuck.
And Margaret
Loki? Is that you?
@@lokiisbae3465 yes my child
HARDEST?
How on earth do you keep a straight face when you're making these videos?! That's the real talent!
Actually ...yes !!! XD
ModzinOfficial if only he'd make some outtake videos for us... Would be hilarious! xD
he's been doin this for yeaaars is why
Papa Rift, is this a sequel to morning wood?
Also his cleaning my balls video
Buy the finest logs from him
Waiting for his video where he plays Rocket Racoon and cries over a dead Groot and calls the video
"Mourning wood"
You: a male pornstar
Me, an intellectual: THE NUT MAN
@@VBCVeryBigChannel Ah you are this Kind of Guy Who is a Bitch and dont get Jokes
@@VBCVeryBigChannel What you said wasn't even a joke.
@@VBCVeryBigChannel yeesh dude take a chill pill...
@@VBCVeryBigChannel didnt seem like it before....
@@VBCVeryBigChannel might I say I believe you might be a shit person IRL based on how you handled this conversation.
No one:
Literally no one:
Literally no souls on earth:
E.R.: “they can’t get enough of my nuts”
Stfu
@@user-tv3pk2qv2x no u
@@LordVader1094 HECK YOU
I can only handle 1
Can we get a The Man Man asmr?
All he does is sell figurines
@@JonathanNWHunt Or he "sells" other ASMRtists to you, he could make it a giant collab.
@@MCWillthegreat that's a plot twist. And if anyone could pull that off, it would be rift.
@@ozunaredch.7159 That's who the viewer is
The man who was biten by a man...and got...man powers**(BELLS RINGING)**
Me in my room at 2:45 when my family is asleep. The Nut Man
Lmao
Here at 1:30
@@kabuto1859 3:13 lol
You are all wrong 1:43
Rift:
"People usually call me "The Nut Man", but you my friend, you can call me whatever you want"
Me:
*THE NUTTER*
@Fugh good one
@Fugh Sorry I don’t get it could you please explain it?
Ephemeral Rift is NUTorious in the ASMR World.
**Comedy drum plays**
@@Giygas-c5n lol
What a sophisticated joke
**Seinfield Theme Starts Playing**
I did NUT see that joke Cumming...
I know, i'll take my leave
this pleases the l e g u m e
Can't spell nutrition without NUT am I right?
Nutricao
The portuguese pronunciation
@@nonec384 What? that's irrelevant
@@nonec384 yeah there's still nut in the word
Ms. Taylor challenge accepted
NEWtrition
@@craigbainton4173 suceso
When I saw this video pop up in my feed, I became something of a nut man myself.
Cashew Katie
Hey milk and nut man can you teach me how you milk an almond?
ER: Releases highly intellctual video on how we can fix an entire language.
Also ER:
The people love my nuts.
Woah Rift, I think you should take me out for dinner first.
Nut man skips that part
Kiddo this is a family friendly channel.
He's rather fast paced
Damn, Rift is looking more metal than ever.
sadnikus he looks like a more calm version of the singer for slayer
I absolutely love your work. I've been following you for so long and I can still remember the first video I watched of yours was the rice in the wooden bowl. I still love listening to that trigger. I adore all the creative characters you've come up with over the years and I can't wait to see what comes next for you. Thank you for giving me and so many others such entertaining and high quality content.
No escape from the nutmeister
The Crusade Man
Not when he's within crusading distance there ain't
I could feel him trying not to laugh for the first 10 minutes
Rift
You didnt
I dont even have to say it do I?
i wanted to like your comment but then i saw legi...CANCER on your profile pic
@@boosted7088 okay man heres the tea i love the lore of legion and their design but their power is FUCKIN TERRIBLE AND SO IS THE REWORK HES GETTING but i cant change my profile pic becayse idk TH-cam hates me
The endgame collapse looks neat though
@@zeporion6091 so you never used the infinite mending bug?
@@boosted7088 Dude, I only used Legion once recently and that was when they buffed Thanatophobia to 24 percent bc I thought maybe he had a good perk but nah they reverted the change. God damn it Behavior.
Never once used the mend bug.
the fuck yall talkin about
Girls during quarantine: This is so boring
Boys during quarantine:
Maybe
The nut man 18+ edition coming soon?
@@VBCVeryBigChannel Can u cry in a Other comment section?
@@VBCVeryBigChannel r/woooooshhhhh
@@VBCVeryBigChannel I mean it's just a joke, some humans who understand call it a Pun.
@@VBCVeryBigChannel is that bad?
@@VBCVeryBigChannel Also known as subjective.
you KNOW he’s in trouble when November rolls around
The fact that Rift managed to record this whole video while keeping a straight face is beyond me.
Rift is probably in his mid 40's to early 50's and has more hair than me and I'm only 17.
Cactus Jack F
L
L
Which Cactus Jack are you
what does his hair have to do with age? a lot of people that age have hair but choose not to grow it out
My dog decided it was fine to open the pickle jar and force feed the bartender.
Now I'm shuffling to find Pa's shotgun.
What a completely normal thing to say.
"They can get enough of my nuts!" You can see him holding back a smile!!!!!!
I ALMOST THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS A NO NUT NOVEMBER video
But it's just regular Nut Man
Me: I can't understand this math problem!
The nut man: **Barges I to my room** did you know that the peanut is part of the droop family??
Me: ...
The nut man: **breaks through my window leaving a trail of pecans and walnuts**
Great job with the god of ASMR but also shout out to that chair that has been there forever
For the past 3 years I have dealt with stress levels that are unreal. I have had some traumatic experiences dealing with a health condition that ended up causing me to have to wear a colostomy bag for 10 months it was reversed December 2018. However in my times of pain, and trauma your ASMR videos have given me rest in times of exhaustion, entertainment when I needed to take my mind off of my pain, and great laughs, and honest intrigue at your intelligence and love for what you do. Thank you Rift for giving me so much, if you know it or not, you have been on this journey with me.
I like how we've got all these interesting non-ASMR videos about facts, discussion and relevant topics, and then there's this; This title to this one rather interesting ASMR, peeking the top of the sillier names given to ASMR videos. Anyways, good job this one, Rift, and keep it up.
Twist: He genuinely just gives a lecture about the duality of man.
Such a NUTorious video rift 😏
ikr, ASMR in a nutshell.
Sand Walker 🤣nice one
That doesn't even make sense. You just desperately wanted to make a pun.
Miniscule Bug ikr she's nuts to think that joke made sense
The amount of NUTS in the replies????
The nuts jokes on this video are just... well nuts, completely nuts
Oh nuts! Time for bed already?
i was scrolling on my recommends, and i must say, the nut man is a title worthy of the praise
"So, are you a big fan of NUTS? Do you like NUTS?"
- E.R 2019
Fantastic every video in this series is some of my favorite videos on youtube. Thanks for your content
Me: About to go to sleep at midnight
ER: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE
Edit: never had this many likes woah
STOP IN THE NAME OF TINGLES
Where the hell are all these profile pics coming from
@@keyboardgrinder2394 Fortnite streamer
@@archemyre7833 Fortnite streamer? Wtf HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT LORD MAX LIKE THAT he makes fornite videos there's a difference
X Alious it’s from a youtuber called maxmillianmus. He told everyone to change their picture on TH-cam, I would change it but I can’t be bothered
I love that this channel has lore. Like I theorize when listening, which actually helps me fall asleep. It's great
The lore is quite interesting. Even though I can't always keep up with it all because I end up falling asleep.
@@WarhammerGeek same. The rift world explained video is great for learning about characters. If you can stay awake. (The only profession where that's a complement)
Just in time for sleep 😴Thanks dad
"ah so your my daughter's new boyfriend, may I ask your name"
"Pleased to meet you, you can call me...the nut man"
"Get the hell out"
Never know what to expect.. can’t wait to find out! 🔥😊
This is honestly great, I love it, keep up the good work
Uncle ER should be an actor show these clips to a agent get u a deal immediately
A great topic for asmr. You always have a full head of good ideas. :)
Me : "He I haven't checked on ER for a while, let's see what he's up to."
ER : The Nut Man
Me : "Okay..."
These “man” ASMR videos are getting more and more bizzare, it’s only a certain amount of time before... *the milkman*
Rifts mom: honey what are you doing?
Rift: just dressing up with a bag of nuts whispering into a camera saying people love my nuts!
Rifts mom: oh
😂
Mom:
Are you using "Brazzers" my dear? It is a paid website, ok?
Rift:
Yes mom, I'm using "Brazzers".
Yes but no
Does anybody know how the thing at 49:40 are called?
That's what they used to call me. USED TO.
Are you the nut girl now?
That Joke at the beginning was without doubt intended (sorry for bad english)
Headspace? Naw, fam. I listen to REAL ASMR.
**nut**
Headspace needs to die
Are you going to make a video on marg planting nuts
I feel like this is the ASMR edition of the SlapChop guy
Who has summoned me as the true Nut Person. I've had this name for months and I didn't even realise this video existed.
Keep the hair growing forever! The HAIR man!!
I gotta thank you for not playing those youtube adds on your asmr videos. My husband sleeps soundly and peacefully throughout the night thanks to you, and the fact that there are no sudden altering noises from random ads
Nobody:
Me at 3am:
*_the nut man_*
I love the expansion of the extended Ephemeral Rift "X"-man universe. Which is in itself an extension of the Riftverse which I also love.
Everyone: lol NUT
me: "He's starting to look like the actor who played Ghengis Khan in the movie Mongol."
also me: "we've had the Everything Man, this must be the Nut-Thing Man."
Alright lads let's be real: lol NUT.
I really like your hair and beard long like this. Thank you for the lovely ASMR!
Me: *_heavy breathing through the entire video_*
I'm starting to feel like none of these items are actually banned, and these various merchants are just scamming us into buying their "illegal goods" at a premium.
Even though I'm allergic to all nuts, I'll buy
You'll take the whole NUTsack then ?
considering my allergies, i declare you my arch nemesis.
I hate insomnia. I have been awake mostly my whole life . It's exhausting !
Godspeed
Sounds awful.. Cheers mate
I couldn’t possibly imagine a world without The Nut Man.
You need to do "The Meme Man" after EU put ban on memes
I cant but to think of all the different nut jokes lmao
paul can be both relaxing and funny i love it
anyone just got really excited for the sandwich man from this as well?
so hold on a second he travels the multiverse selling..... nuts????????
Day 567753
still waiting for John wick asmr
Day 184917474191956885729355727
Still waiting for Karin and the kids to come back
@@BelligerentKnight2481 day99999999999 still waiting for jesus to host meme review
The first paragraph of the description made me laugh so hard
*The Big Nut*
Rifts patience with food is beyond me.
Came for the nut, stayed for the man.
Edit: What if I’m allergic to nuts?
Oh not the nuts! What else will I put in my mouth!
He should totally do a hank from detroit become human roleplay
Loki is bae yes!
21:00 me opening a packet of chips at 2 am and making sure my mom doesnt wake up
The "Ephemeral Rift Universe" inspired the Marvel Universe
More like the marvel universe inspired by rift universe
Just to say it (even if it’s not seen), the hairstyle on your head and face, it suits you so perfectly. If it weren’t for the fact I’ve been watching you for a long time and have been there thru the changes, the way you look now is pretty much what I would have pictured upon hearing a name like Ephemeral Rift. Cheers.
Thanks!!! Now i can go sleep :3
Wonder if his sales dropped last November....
Ah yes. The Nut man. This pleases the N u t
ER should have said, "Allow myself, to introduce myself"
“my name... is vincent squingilli”
Nut Man, Everything Man, and Captain Carder confirmed for Avengers: Endgame.
(oh yeah, um, spoiler alert)
well now we need the scatman
Uncle E please do a John Wick role play you look just like him
Infamous Gamer105 I dislike that video concept
I came here for Nut jokes, am Nut dissapointed😂
Please do another Joker ASMR
"Noot" should be the correct pronunciation.
You are absolutly gifted at what you do brother.
okay rift what’s going on here
The word “beverage” gives me mad tingles
Use me as a “Make the Swear Word Video!” Button
He already said he is never doing that video
You can even make the idea of *Nuts* sound Philosophical.
FIRST TO NUT
ER must’ve had some fun making this video in particular.
Many days have passed since i have last quenched my thirst for things and finally i have been able to obtain the nuts i have so dearly desired