The Sleep Agent | ASMR
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 ต.ค. 2024
- A government agent pays you a much needed visit.
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.
Ah, Agent Smith. We finally meet. Normally it’s you watching me on the toilet through my phone.
Ralph Wiggum I always get the urge to cover my phone camera when I need to shit. That must be why.
Take care of your FBI agents, kids. The longer you stay awake, the longer they have to stay awake!
Crescent Mage omfg, I’m exactly the same. If I’m on my phone whilst on the toilet, I cover the camera, if I’m in my bed doing confidential things then I also cover the camera, I really don’t trust it, and I’m not the kind of guy to say “the government is a lie and they’re all watching us!”
Crescent Mage it's disguisting people use mobiles on the toilet. Just disguisting. Y don't u eat ur shit while ur at it.
Mr Goat disguisting
dog person lmao what
"youre under A REST " haha get it? No?
Hahaha!! I like this one 😂😂
Húginn yes
Stop it, find help...
VexingVelvet ITS TIME TO STOP hahaha
Delete this...
That's how it starts... You're just going about your business travelling throughout the Omniverse, then you suddenly encounter a gentleman like this, he puts you to sleep and you wake up in a padded cell at Arkham Sanitarium... Ahh memories.
"Let me show you my card"
Oh wow did he actually print a whole ID just for this vid-
"It's the seven of spades"
**violent snort**
**violenter snort**
*SNORT*
*tf2 spy snort*
Let's see Paul Allen's card
He's come here on a top secret mission to put you to sleep....
... literally
He's a member of the FBI so I'm not affrcted as I'm British and live in England
Quantum Rage
Oh trust me, he’ll find a way
*Mission Impossible theme intensifies*
General Kenobi Lego Stopmotions Official bro WHY ARE YOU IN EVERY COMMENT 😂🤦🏽♂️
Luke McGettrick I watch every E.R. video...
NSA = neurological sleep agency. FBI = federal bureau of insomnia
PHAZE209BEAST bureau*
Contron thanks i knew it was suspicious thanks
CIA- Center of Insomnia Analytics
My mind is blown for the rest of my life
Also I woke to being handcuffed. I was just sleeping :((
The only governmental agent I want watching me as I sleep.
Alister Magus yes, the only one you want, but in fact not the only one who really do. :D xD
I really wish that there weren’t FBI agents watching me. I’d rather have some privacy on this piece of technology
I love his hand movements. So relaxing 😴
What if one wanted to explore the rift lore? But the only way to study the lore is to become immune to asmr so they won't fall asleep during the long hour videos
Brick By Brick I learned this through watching critical role, only time I can fall asleep to asmr is when I am so tired sleep wants to bite me
Brick By Brick :o
It's a sacrifice that one would have to make for the pursuit of knowledge, like going insane from reading the necronomicon
I still haven't stayed awake through the entirety of a single video.
Raging_Dong_Tumor but the honor is too great
2 ER uploads in 2 days? ho-ly jesus we gonna be well rested for the next 5 days
The matrix deleted scenes
Bruh
Logan Ruthven indeed
East. Los Angeles 2019 indeed
Dude, Hugo Weaving’s voice would put me to sleep too.
@@541landon bruh
Hello, Agent Smith. In case you’re wondering, no I am not interested in escaping the Matrix, and no I do not know who Morpheus is.
00:00-4:37 hand motions
4:37-8:23 poker card
8:23-16:42 index card
16:42-25:39 handcuffs
25:39-29:01 light bulb
29:12-41:52 candle
46:12-51:39 salt (grinding/smashing?)
Edit:thanks for the approval and likes! 🥰
you're an incredible man, cheem seal of approval all good timestamps
And a ❤ for you
yahoo
Your beard is starting to make you look like Rasputin
Bryan Wan Ra ra Rasputin lover of the Russian queen
Ra Ra Rasputin, Ruler Of The Sleep Machine
The hair also makes him look a bit like Niander Wallace.
Bryan Wan лоль, смешно
Bryan Wan Not that much... But there is this one french ASMRtist who REALLY looks like Rasputin...
I feel vaguely threatened but also very relaxed
Midnight Prince LEMONS
It’s the beard coupled with the sunglasses saying “I’m only here to do a job”
HeatherLoves I don't enjoy the possibly unintentional implications of this response.
Midnight Prince 😆
Those sunglasses could literally blot out the sun they’re so dank and dark
Ephemeral Smith...
The perfect crossover
Stahp
Dad: Why is the FBI here?
Son: So I can get a good night's sleep.
You should make a MIB post-alien encounter examination role play
SmoothTurtle That is VERY specific
SmoothTurtle I'd totes like to see that!
“and in case you don’t believe me, I’ll show you my card”
“it’s a seven of spades”
Me: *yawn* i'm getting sleepy
FBI agent: check your sub box
This is some top-quality shit.
I think I listened to it like 3 times or so in my chair.
Pretty good nap, I'd say.
A government agent? Thats why i'm wearing my tinfoil hat society custom made tinfoil hat...
[ Insert comment about just waking up, but having to go back to sleep. ]
Wasesta [Sentence of agreement and empathy.]
“Aww darn I just woke up, but time to go back to sleep!” hahahahAHAHAHA
...love me
hahaaahahaa same ahahaaha
Wasesta 😆
[incert human emotion here]
Here we go again, *insert "time to go to bed" comment because of morning upload* .
Ikr... XD
it was 11 PM in Germany...
Crap the government found me
microwave the cds and hard drives
Brad Mahoney 😆
Worse, the antivirus did
I bet this guy is The arch-nemesis of prof. Tinglebottom...
Or dr. Namyzarc
Hitman 4k edition
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Aaaaaaaaaaaa
Wanzet RedGreen right
TH-cam says I watched this, but I don't remember doing so... the agent did his job, 10/10
Me in interrogation:
I'M NOT A COMMUNIST I SWEAR!
Omneshbleh I'm not a communist I'm a fascist
Connor Eaton "I swear I ain't a facist or a commie! I have all capitalist things!"
SHUT UP Блять! I know you spy сука
I am not a commie. I am a christian who has faith in the blood of christ.
“I SWEAR TO YOU I AM NOT A PURE BLOODED COMMUNIST”
Officer at my door speaking to me: “sir we’re only hear to ask you about your recent purchases.”
Me: “So what if I bought a Communist flag, communist clothing, a framed picture of daddy Stalin, and the communist manifesto.” Doesn’t mean I don’t love America!
Agent smith: hello
Me: Ok stop why you wearing sunglasses there's like no light in here
You kinda look like Serj Tankian from System Of A Down lol
Bon Qui Qui, The Sassy Large Black Lady think of a SOAD - Chop Suey ASMR version
Wake up!? Grab a brush and put a little (ASMR)
Tru
*WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE*
DISORDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!
The one and only ASMR artist who can make me fall asleep🙏🏼
Predicament is the best word in existence
DillondavoBMX
A mishap has led me to a predicament, one where multiple predicaments will follow each other; predicaments that are futile to resist ,in fact, doing so would result in more predicaments. Ahhh...predicaments all around my predicament that is a predicament within itself, this will be a predicament to me for a very long time...predicament...
Sheriff Wolf thank you for that
"Im from the FBI If you dont belive me ill show you my card"
*pulls out 7 of spades*
This is another one of those really really good ones. Been listening to ER for at least 3-4 years now, the latter 2 of which almost daily, and I am still discovering good videos left and right.
my favorite video of him, i come back to this video every single night for the last 3-4 years
Why.... are you always this good?! At relaxing us and tingle us :,) and making us aware of the government.... *WOKE* but *asleep*
Hey you could make a good big boss, from the metal gear series.
I assume this is the agent who was at his desk pushing around an envelope and tasked with infiltrating the Sanitarium to investigate the Professor and his lovely wife Margaret? I have a feeling he will end up as another patient or even a permanent resident of Margaret's Garden. The Professor is too clever to be taken down by the man.
when I clicked on this video I was like
*he's gonna be agent Smith*
wOw
playing it low key... I c
but he was. just not in the way you think :D
Asmr never worked for me until I found this channel. I thought it was all b.s until I fell asleep ten minutes into your master lock video. Keep it up it's great
I don't know how you edited the sound but this is perhaps the only video that gives me the most ASMR.
"Allow me to show you my card" "its 7 of spades" Im laughing in my sleep :D.
Wow 15 minutes into this I start falling asleep, every time. It’s a good one. Some great techniques. Thank you
When you can't get any sleep and the FBI webcam agent got yo back
You should do a collaboration with Dr. T
TECHNICAL
Getting men in black vibes with those shades 😎
Emma Dear same >.
*neuralized*
I barely made it 2 minutes in and I'm already hypnotized with the sleep agent's overwhelmingly good taste.
yess! just as i was going to bed. how do you asmrists get such perfect timing??
this is a blessing
its 9 in the morning, paul. now i'm gonna watch this and have nothing when i go to sleep tonight!
Agent Amish
Dude I thought me you got effed up by that Queen Alien bruh
“This is real life”
“No, this is just a TH-cam video, I could never be affec-😴😴💤”
Close to 500k ! Keep doing you rift love your videos ❤️
este vídeo es perfecto, poca luz, hablas despacio, lAS MANOS AYY. ME ENCANTA
Do a blade runner theme please, that would be awesome
YES!
Only you can put asmr under "comedy" and no one bats an eyelid
Beard goals
that lightbulb naming script was brilliant
Rift's whispering in the last few videos have been amazing (not saying it usually isn't) but I've noticed it more in recent videos. Keep up the fantastic work!
While he's deceiving me
He cuts my tingle security
Has he got control of me
I turn to him and say
nite nite ZZZZZZ
That would be a comedy gold remix XD
Maxime, you should see my remix on flopptron push it to the limit
*sunglasses at nite nite
yisss
when they run out of guns so they have to put you to sleep manually
Agent smith: "I'll keep this in a very safe place."
Me: He's gonna eat it, isn't he.
Agent smith: *Eats Key*
Me: I knew it!
Gasoline smells good
Bones
this was a and now I cannot sniff gasoline
Charles MyName'sNotCharles sorry
Bones
How about you taste it ;)
Sheriff Wolf are you trying to kill him
Rubber Cement smells better
Omg you scared the sh*t out of me with the hello in the start of the video i thought that there was someone in my room😂
Seems very similar to Dr T's tingle Smith but I'll roll with it for now
insiderite its the tingle wars
Has Tingles. Inc contacted him about their app yet...? Would love if I could hear his videos playing in the background.
Love this one I like asmr videos when they talk like that
My 10 most favorite things in life
1.) Heavy Metal
2.)ASMR
3.)Coffee & Tea
4.)Pizza
5.)Video Games
6.)Comic Books
7.)Movies
8.)Running
9.)UFC
10.) Rift's Videos🤘🤘🤘
I’m falling asleep but I don’t want to stop watching
The sharpie cover is one of the best sounds ever
I refuse to believe that he swallowed that key
In case you don't believe me, lemme show you my card **pulls out playing card**
That gulp at 25:29 cracked me up so bad.
When the FBI agent assigned to you sees you up at 2 a.m through your camera...
That intro is gold.
Feels weird that this is 3 years old
Edit: just realised that was 2018
I love the subtlety
This was very relaxing
Your whisper + those matches = 💤😴💤
best introduction ever
NSA shouldve been National Sleeping Agency
this video made me start wanting a Agent 47 roleplay video that would be amazing especially if someone could match his soft, relaxing voice
“Here, I’ll show you my card...
It’s a 7 of spades.”
Now, _this_ is a government I wouldn't overthrow.
Welp, this seems like a tense situation.
I think I'll pass out.
2:33 when I go to the end of the video and click on restart to not see the ads
The FBI agent monitoring my computer: "Oh so I'm not good enough for you? What does he have that I don't?!"
At this point I just assume every video done as a character is part of the rift extended universe
This is as close as I get to making contact with my FBI Agent ;(
Wow, this hit all the right notes to help me relax!
Rift it’s to late it’s like 9:00 in the morning
Daska Games i know right? Lol
Not in my part of the World ✌😉
Those are some effective candles. Heck, he didn't even move it and it lit up!!!
Never out of ideas. Always the greatest for your viewers. Never disappointed! 💕
I've known 'the tingle' long before I could put a name to it. Usually to be found while having my hair cut or a serendipitous expression of kindness or warmth toward me. I find it harder to experience the warmth, deep calm and well being but these video's get close. To feel yourself weightless, silent, serene and hardly breathing. The curse of insomnia and anxiety seems to have corroded away my capacity to feel these things anymore?
Literally only thing that helps
Me sleep
Is it weird that over the years, I’ve gotten pretty good at guessing what ER is writing down just by the sounds of the pens/markers on paper?
I love how the category he put is comedy
I 100% guessed that you would eat the handcuff key before it happened! XD lol
“7 minutes. 7 minutes is all I will spend to put you to sleep.”