Guessing Random Things About You #2 | ASMR
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ส.ค. 2024
- Once again I try to guess random things about you. For important research and scientific purposes, of course!
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.
ER:”Are you allergic to the sound of ‘yellow,?”
Me: *sneezes*
Yellow
Yellow
Yellow
Lemon
Same man that sound makes me stuffy and sneeze
ER : Is your birthday between januray 1st and december 31st
Me : Show me your tricks wizard
My birthday is on leap day so my birthday isn't between January 1st or December 31 except for every four years
Mines December the 32nd
Giorno Giovanna dude that’s epic
I love how your pb fits
Yo I finally found xQc outside of stream
ER: “Are you here because you are running from the feds?”
Me: *sweats in tax fraud*
Ella is that you Yoshi?
Sweats in lolicon*
Amazingpinapple i didn’t need that call out tonight
It’s al Capone
Ella love the profile pic. Corgis are the best
“Your favourite fruit is not a vegetable” I mean the man has his job for a reason
Are watermelons a vegetable?
Gamer Bros I’m pretty sure they’re berries, same for tomatoes
@@gamerbros3431 no because they have seeds
Schpeltora But bananas are considered berries and they have seeds.
Tomatoes are berries? All what school told me is a big lie ;-;
1:56 me at a multiple choice test i didn’t study for
XD
XD
XD
XD
XD
ER: your favourite dinosaur Is extinct
Me: WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS
RIGHT?!
What about ARK? XD
Paha
What if my favorite dinosaur is a fucking turtle?
Gio Gio yes 😂😂
@@DollarStoreAbomination Ark is best
I love how we can't disagree with him so every question is right
I circumvent this by warping reality to personally tell him he’s wrong.
Note the fact that I don’t tell him specifically what is wrong and I don’t go back in time. I just appear
We?
Cloudy _ shut up bitch
5ud who the fuck was talking to you fucking pussy
ER: "Let me guess, you're favorite dinosaur is..."
Me: "He'll never guess"
ER: "...Extinct"
Me: "..."
Henri Brachiosaurus! Oh uh well uh yeah, extinct
Seriously what is it? Mine is Dromeosaurus
Chicken!
If it isn't longisquama - (or if you need an official dinosaur rather than a reptile, Troodon), then you are wrong
Well yeah hes not wrong
“Let me guess, you were born in the year 1729”
Captain James Cook: ...
“Wait no, 1728”
Captain James Cook: *WITCHCRAFT*
This easily one of the most niche comments I have ever made, low key surprised even for 10 likes ahaha
He said "YOU WERE NOT BORN"
John Hunter: "OFF WITH HIS HEAD"
Teacher?
Or proactive googledian?
*Captain America enters the room and sits in chair*
“So, you can’t sleep again...”
*Peter Parker in bed*
"Yeah, wait didn't I fight with you and you said 'hey, New Queens, catch' and you Thor's hammer.
I slept for 70 years, sir. Think I've had my fill.
Lmao this should be on sleep for the sleepless 2
LMAO
@@sth02 yes.
Him: "you were not born in the year 1729, no 1728"
Me (born in 1729): well I'll be darned
*F I C S*
Tics
If u where born then u wouldn't be alive
@Bezimienny Z Gothic 2 don't swear
spring water r/whoosh
13:30 This is the funniest and most random thing I've ever heard on ER and i love it
But is motherfucker your favorite swear word?
the unusual straightfowardness caught me so offguard i burst laughing
@@noodleboodle9750 yes
HOW DOES THIS MAN KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE???
Motherfucker dude, that was funny
13:30 caught me off guard 😂
He's said far worse in his videos xD
same
HAhA He SaId A SwEaR WoRd!!! Bitch stfu you moist toenail
Yeah he went iggy manley mode at 13:30
Demonetized lol
Me: In bed
ER: Your favorite ice cream flavor is... Rocky Road
Me: (Eyes shoot wide open) This man is a wizard
Error 808
Me: *locks door and closes windows*
You're a Blizzard, Harry!
I'm A wHAt?
You're a lizard, Harry...
It hit me that hard though
I fr did this I was like how tf...👀
Rocky road is for cowards, spicy ice cream is for real men
21:42 "you seem a very complex interesting person"
Me who only eats vanilla: mm hm
Vanilla is the best flavor of all the flavors.
ahem vanilla bean
The Monster Under Your Bed
How did you get a phone under there?
D C you ever wonder where your phone went? ;)
@@themonsterunderyourbed7651 Where did it go after that 🙃
ER: Is the second number of your social security number...
Me: Let me stop you right there.
Me : *answers with "maybe" *
Him: would you care for some clipboard sounds
Me: if they needed me
Rift: starts tapping on clipboard
You: hoops da fuq u doin
It bothers me slightly that this isn't called a Guesstionnaire
Bruv
Gerald GERALDSON geez
Careful. Words like that are the reason "selfie" ended up in Webster
I was gonna like this, but it's got 420 likes and I can't be the one to ruin that
I was your 666th like!
He starts guessing at 11:20 , you’re welcome
thanks
Thank you!
Thanks new friend.......😊
There are good people in the world. Thank you
when you close your eyes, you can see... nothing
damn, i think he got us lads
What if I see people walking around when my eyes are closed
(I'm serious about that why can I see people)
5 thousand subs with no Videos that is called augmentative allursivititative hemorrhage apostonations meaning that whenever you close your eyes you see people walking as if you are on a street the ways people contract that is by reading this entire complete bullshit thing I just said cause I made this all up hoping you would think it might be something legit at first have a nice day.
*NOT IF IM ON ACID*
@@sophisticatedsheep8178 did you snort glue again? Ugh im getting annoyed with having to tell you to stop so much
@cube guy no you cant, not enough light for that (in case of trying to fall asleep to it - not watching, only listening)
ER: “you are doing pretty darn good”
me: *having war flashbacks*
*Fortunate son plays*
Holly shit its veitnom !
ender dude "vietnom"venom as a vietnam soldier or something?
edit:veitnom noice
@@barfer__ it was from a mini ladd video just makeing a joke
ender dude oh u know mini ladd well ok
This is the type of video where you can make a meme out of every timestamp possible
Okey
Time to start a meme making train
Here's your first stamp: 2:41
Endermage77
No one:
Absolutely No one:
Not a single living soul:
Neurologists: “let’s just get your brain into the right state”
Round 2:
16:16
Idek anymore
Nobody:
Indian “tech support” workers:
Idek anymore
Nobody:
Me to my crush:
"Are you allergic to the sound of yellow?"
Me: No I'm allergic to The Sound Of Silence
Hello darkness my old friend.
@@PredatorH2O bro stop. He gonna have a reaction
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
Ephemeral: "Your favorite video game is..... your favorite video game"
Me: "YESS!! Damn your good!"
Yes, as a matter of fact. My first name is *enduring silence*
HAHHSHAHHAHAHAHHA
I have a hunch that your name is Eli...
Eli Daugherty heeey! We have the same first name! Nice!
"Hey! *silence*"
Someone: "Thats me!"
i have no es
- Your favorite fruit is not a vegetable.
- Oh, so close! My favorite fruit is actually an onion.
B-But a tomato is a vegetable
*OH HELLO THERE!*
My favourite vegetable is Nicolas the second
Николай ll?
@@inferno0_0 Но эти усики великолепны
ER: Let me guess, your home?
It was and it was beautiful.
😂
Man I thought the same thing every time I heard him say let me guess😂
*Godzilla had a stroke reading your comment.*
Did they call you a madman too by any chance?
Ee: let me guess how you look umm you have a nose, teeth,hair,and eyes oh wait i got it right
ER: Your favorite videogame is your favorite videogame
Me: WITCHCRAFT!!!
peace and tranquillity ✌🏻
NO! MINECRAFT!
The whole video is like this
1."Let me guess"
2.he guesses something
3."okay"
4.writes on the board
Spoilers!?!
ya didn't have to spoil the plot twist
Oh my God a comment by an English teacher wow.
*let me guess, your home?*
And i love it
I love how professionally he says "smencil"
Cool Guy Syndrome 10 minutes later: HEY ITS SPENCIL
Wtf is that profile pic 🤣
Pensmell would have really fit...
Narutario it’s a Thomas the tank engine face
Foop The Hoop that’s angry Percy you uncultured swine
Him: let me guess your a half glass... full...
Me: wow your finally right.
Him: of jelly beans
Me: 👁👄👁
Is he wrong though?
I'd like to think I’m completely full. Half full of jellybeans, and half full of hot air
👁️💋👁️
Uh Oh Yro'ue
@@chinmustache6420 half filled of jelly beans
Half filled with my vomit
E.r "Let me guess you've given up hope that"
Me: "Half life 3. That's never gonna be a thing."
E.r. "Half life 3 will ever come out."
Me: pauses video to casually panic then resumes video.
Good news! You are wrong!
small cheese bread technically it’s not Half Life 3, and its a vr game unfortunately.
@@georgekhidasheli4161 yes "technically" it is. Valve stated it's the prequel to the saga, meaning 3.
@@smallcheesebread6531 not really, it's a prequel but it's not titled half life 3 so therefore...
@@Mr.Scott86 prequel means a third of something my man
I've got an idea, ER should make a google form with all the questions so we can actually answer. I think it would be really cool to see everyone's responses.
I'd prefer outside of Google... Anonymity.. Or what's left of it.
@@InFiNiGhTe google forms can be anonymous as long as the creator of the form makes it so. And i mean...wtf is google gonna do with this random ass info
Takumeme more than u probably think
Great idea
0:29 ER:you are doing pretty darn good
Me: Yeah... I guess I am doing fine?
Narrator: But he wasn't even doing fine.
Fliyo MB it's not just me who read the narrator part in Freeman's voice... Right?
Deld Deld youre not alone bud, not alone.
@@jasp9661
Narrator: Damn I've been found out again
Fliyo MB take that back Bc ur alive so be greatful
@@washingmachine2233 nah
"Let me guess, you like your Hamburger with Tomato but without pickles or onions"
If he did a lil switcheridoo he might have gotten me there
"you are doing pretty darn good"
"no"
"am i right?"
"no"
"i guessed right?"
"i said no."
"See?, I told you, professional guesser."
I just shrugged and went "I don't know"
I'm the embodiment of Indecisiveness
Literally what I said lol
Me, having posted a photo of me crying to instagram only a few hours ago to let ppl know im not okay while also definetly not wanting to communicate: i guess im doing...good
Sounds like what people would do with Dora
Are you happy?
(Me internally dying) no I want death
I'm glad to hear your happy
😑
Mom: what degree are you gonna get?
Me:
*My guessing degree*
In resumé:'I specialize in hypothetical situations of luck that involve choices.'
I guessed you would say that
I found a good collage too mom
porrakkkkkkkk
If you really want to fall asleep, take a shot every time he says "Let me guess"
I did more than fall asleep. This is his spirit talking.
Chicken Nugget so chicken nuggets have spirits 🤔
Fi3ndzzz x Oh yeah. Every time one of you hoomans eats us, a little spirit is freed from sits mortal shell.
Chicken Nugget never knew that nuggert man sorry :(
Sodj his is whayt is lyike to bee drounk
*gets through high school*
life: 3:38
"you are doing pretty darn good, am i right?"
me, with an awful sleep schedule and depression: *no*
How you doing now? Hope it’s good.
@@mangoman1096 did he just go offline for this whole time?
@@IvyLovesDrxy i don’t believe so.
Hey dude…it’s been a while, are you doing better?
I hope you're doing well now
11:33 are u here because
Me:trying to sleep
Rift: ur running from the Feds
Me: that works to
Hi sorry I'm a slight grammar nazi so in fact it is spelt (in these terms) too*
Lol
He knows more about us than we do
Lol😂
@@ecksdee9260 I, a fellow grammar nazi, appreaciate you.
The first one “you are doing pretty darn good?”
Well yeah, I’m watching the rift right now! 🔥🔥😊
Bearded Whisperer ASMR honestly it made me think about all the things I’m grateful for and why I should be feeling pretty darn good. 👌🏻
420 likes lmao
"you are doing pretty darn good, am i right?"
after losing my pet turtle: hell yeah better than ever bro
Rift: How are you doing?-
Me: Terribly
Rift: Ah I know-
Me: Rift no you don't
Rift: You are doing-
Me: Rift you're gonna be wrong
Rift: Pretty darn good
Me: Rift my family was murdered by the Zodiac Killer and my dog got tetanus from sniffing a rusty screw and my fucking leg hair is tangled and you now speak for me my individuality was stolen from me by you how could you betray me, then you started tapping on your clipboard Rift please your schizophrenia is getting bad you need to take your medication you stepped on your gold fish while it was in the tank and thought it was a pine cone in a forest please Rift just take your medication
i guessed right?
Bot Ross? More like... BOB ROSS!
do you need to talk to someone about something
This comment and replies are gold
.
ER: Let me guess...
Are You Allergic to...
Me: Nuts... He's gonna say nuts....
ER:......
Me: NUTS!
ER: ThE SoUnD oF YeLlOw...
Me: ......?
(15:45)
You deserve more likes on your comment
Nani the frick
The sound of yellow
Same though
i can’t be allergic to nuts cause i’m gæyy 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Rift's Son:Dad,why do you want to take my pencils???
Rift:.........For Job
TheSparkyWriter It makes it very professional
This is translated i assume
Rift's son: Dad ,why do you want to take my pencils?
Rift:Well..
Son: * cuts him off* Actually, let me guess......
Son: dad i hear you whispering to yourself at night are you okay.
Rift:...*in the corner sniffing root beer smencil*... Im doing darn good
Son:is that my smencil?
Er: you are here because your running from the feds
Me: takes 30 percs
Daaaamn tough reference
30
ER : lemme guess...when you close your eyes ... you can see...
Me : he's not gonna guess
ER : N O T H I N G
Me : holy crap this man is a wizard
Let me guess, someone stole your Sweetroll
no lollygagging
Stop that... shouting, it's making people nervous
Ah, good old meme.
Radom fact: "I got arrow to the knee" means "I've got married"
Keep your hands to yourself sneak theif
Old but gold
ah i'm so rela-- wait did he just say "sound of yellow"?
Rift: Let me guess, you have four...
Me: ...
Rift: No... 2, nostrils.... In your nose.
Me: ..Yes, that is correct!
Me Later:
*_Wait-_*
13:30
Did not expect that XD I burst out laughing at 2am
13:30 had me dyin with his straight face...
Overprotective Dad 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Can’t believe nobody else commented about this
daddd stop following me around!
Overprotective Dad I was temped to yell yes when he said that
@@emmajayde1334 ......what
Wait a minute! You're writing down all this personal info like government id, and birth dates. Are you actually a very very patient identity theif?
He can be he has a large audience so he's taking down hundreds of thousands at a time
Yes, he is. Do you not see all the different lives he lives in the Rift world... they are all the identities he stole. Including Cthulhu
Idek anymore
“Finally, I’m awake again! I can’t wait to see how society has evolved in my abscen-
Frick, there goes my identity.”
These comments would mak perefect sans ef thye wer'ent liek this comment.
Dude i have littearly gotten into my friends email by trying to know as much as possible about em and guessing their password from that.
Badabing badabom and you got yourself a felony
"Is your favourite dinosaour............
Extinct?"
ER: there are cookie crumbs in your bed
me, having freshly cleaned my bed and changed the bedsheets: excuse me WHAT
*why would you eat on your bed?*
@@noirody6256 why not
I don't know why but I really love this kind of asmr videos
Me too
Roleplay asmr
@@adilaminigo2859 this is not role play asmr dude
@@ijustshitmypants8301 i guess not exactly but it has the same vibe to it
I Just Shit My Pants it’s a professional guesser roleplay
20:39 Let me guess: "When you close your eyes, you can see ...
...nothing."
Me: loool right
HAHA IM BLIND SO I WIN HAHAHhahah....... *cries*
Well, but nothing is also a thing, because you can define it, so it actually exists, but only in your mind as abstraction and it still haven't been found in reality. When you close your eyes you see a black screen, but that black screen is actually a thing. Change my mind.
Well I mean technically when you close your eyes you just see the back of your eyelids- _random crap nobody asked for okay I'll leave now_
@@sylvieshuu True. I'm a beginner in English so didn't knew how to say.
Btw, how's life goin?
@@westa8427 Good good, how about you?
ER:"you're favourite flavour of ice cream is...rocky road"
Me: *well then*
I see a lot of comments
None about how he is a lefty
Because it’s just not very interesting lol
@@andrastoth82 nah. wedding ring on his left hand, shirt buttoned left over right. unless hes wearing a ring on his other hand and a womens shirt
@@funkdungus839 genius 🤓
Rift should have been a part of the avengers.. He would have guessed Dr Strange's 1 in 14 million outcome.. 😎
He literally is dr strange
He literally is dr strange
He literally is dr strange
Omg i forgot he is dr strange
How very...
Odd
"I got my degree in guessing." Sociology then?
Norman Reviews Games 💀💀💀💀
Wish I could thumb up twice lmao
in b4 death threats from sociology majors lol
What a burn
Theoretical physics
ER: You're the kind of person that thinks the glass is half full
Me: correc-
ER: of jelly beans
Me: they got us in the first part not gonna lie
13:30. Thank me by liking this so more people can enjoy it.
*Whispering*
“I’m guessing you have a huge Dong”
“HA WRONG AGAIN SIR”
Can relate
I Just Shit My Pants
F
Maybe wrong for u
F
Cant relate with that sry
“Are you here because you are running from the feds”
Again I plead the fifth
You are very evil
a..again
I remember you from another video
Your this candy bar guy
@@sen-station yes, again
Rift: "jellybeanss????"
Me: slow nod and smile yes 🤣🤣 🤣
hos tf am i gon sleep if u keep making me laugh. this man out here like aRE yOU alERgIc tO tHe SoUND oF YeLlOw?
Rift- “Is your favorite swear word mother f**ker”
Me- “It - it actually is, well mother f**ker”
@Megan Rose tw-ee-t or c-rossai-nt?
This is the internet, why the fuck are you censoring "fuck"?
Fudge nuggets and crispy chicken how did he know
@@trintle4219 I know right now we got wtf. What are you saying Wednesday Thursday Friday or what the fuck
Me being French it's put🅰️in
that pencil in the case sound, is literally amazing.
Excuse me? It's *smencil*
ER: Let me guess, your home?
Me: And it was beautiful...
13:30 that's so unexpected 😂
i never thought an amsr video would make me laught but those first 3 questions made me chuckle
Audio Meridian Sensory Response
Wrong:23
Right:34
Yes I counted and it was hard to stay awake
SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A MEDAL!
W23 R34
*Huh?*
A man of shear fucking will power
He’s I man of focuse, commitment, and sheer fucking will
*Rule 34*
I'mma be honest I fell asleep when he shook the first pencil.
"...just to get your mind in that relaxed state."
[door creaks open]
*RED ALERT! RED ALERT!*
He needs you in a relaxed state...
*so you don’t suspect a thing*
*FBI in the corner of the room*
You got the information yet?
him: "are you allergic to the sound yellow?"
me: *disgusted with the brightness of the color* "y Es"
I read the "me:" sections vocal response in the tone Dane Cook uses to impersonate a speak n' spell.
You tried way to hard on this comment
Oohhh so edgyyy
Me, who is also sometimes disgusted by yellow, orange and red: :o
The visuality of the color is not relevant he was asking about the sound
Hi random scroller! Have a nice day/night ❤️. I wish you all your dreams come true ❤️!
(Sorry for bad english)
ER: "Is your birthday between Jan 1st and Dec 31st?"
Me, a man born on Tumberary 4th: "Nope!"
ER: "you are doing pretty darn good"
Me currently on fire: "eh I can't complain"
"This is fine"
ER: Let me guess. Your favorite Video Game is...
Me: He might say a game i don't play.
ER: Your favorite Video Game is your favorite Video Game
Me: Seems Good Enough.
... He's not wrong
me and brother fighting -
mum downstairs - shut up
me to my brother after he kicks me -13:35
"Let me guess... You're doing... Pretty darn good?"
*WELL YES NOW I AM*
ER: You are doingggg?.....
me: Gosh I’m beat, I’m depressed, everything is just s-
ER: I know! Pretty darn good!
me: Dude.... okay.
he knows better
Immersion ruined
Same feeling bruh
Big mood
Same literally
ER:Let me guess, your home?
Me:It was, and it was beautiful
Edit: To those bitching that I should've used "you're" instead of "your". I am just sticking to the original srcipt, all right?
They will call you a madman
At least it was before I f*ucked everything up.
Lol
@@Bananazu2411 thanos in endgame : aw shit, here we go again
Godwin Balansag *Titan was like most planets...*
Imagine how that one guy feels when finds out his identity was stolen for an amsr video
ER: “you are doing pretty darn good” “am i right?”
Me a person struggling with depression: *in tears* Yes, how did you know?! I’m really good, i’m fine!
Edit: peeps,
1. yes i am struggling with depression on a daily basis, so no it isn’t a joke (i wish).
2. I don’t need help lol it’s all good
3. This was a fucking year ago
And last, i don’t know why i wrote this. It’s fucking cringe. Goodbye.
why are you in depression?
@@sourcookie3113 it's a joke bro XD
Why are you said I can help 🥺
Heh i wrote something similar, we have the same brain 🙃
Hope you're doing better
let me guess: you are watching this video.
No, im looking at your comment.
No, just no.
ok
Welp, you guessed correctly
.... How did u know that?
He: let me guess your sixth Telefone number, thats hard there are Millions of numbers"
Bro there are 10 numbers 0-9
Wouldnt that be 9 numbers tho instead of 10 🤣
Jay D3ADLY 0-1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9. 10 Numbers
@@albertgissel454 oh shit u right ty
Yung Trip Honestly had to count them too XD
it's spelt telephone
Are you allergic to the sound of yellow?
Me: ...*wheeze*
Mkay.
That wholesome smile at the start just made my whole day after dealing with a lot of crap. Thanks for that.
“You have given up hope for a Half Life part 3.”
Whoa, he’s in my head!
And then...
*To everyone confused at his strange questions, he did say 'guessing random things about you'*
I derived a bizarre satisfaction from when he guessed wrong... as if there was actually a strong possibility he was gonna guess anything right
Yes I am very allergic to the sound of yellow, how did you know?
*h-how could you tell?
Goddamn it my sinuses are acting up now
I’m allergic to the smell of human fear. (That’s why I never go to haunted houses)
Wrong from the start rift. I’m not doing that well, I’m living in the 9 circles of hell to be perfectly honest.
Well, me too \o/
Are you trying to say you have a problem with weight?
By golly you go deep enough you'll find them here already in a very niche existence
First time?
If you ever have a chance, come see me; I'll be on the giant throne in the ninth circle 🙂
I don't even really like asmr but I could listen to this guy forever😂
Gosh darn, as soon as he said something about "Smellable pencils", I immediately smelt the wood and graphite of a pencil.
Yea man, I'm doing good. Watching this and watching James Charles sub count drop. It's great.
@@GreenGlo1991 It's something I could fall asleep to.
Its so relaxing isn't it, waiting to see who can reach 10 million first!
I want to ask where the profile pic is from but then again I don't...
@@user-yn1gd7wn3w I mean I could give it to ya, but I don't know if you'd like it mate
Can I get sauce on that profile pic. For research purposes of course