@@Don_Ricardo Answer: Because this meatbag doesn't understand what makes HK-47 so good. Befuddlement: I don't know why meatbags won't just play the games instead of failing to be funny. Query: Can you do a better one? Excitement: A good HK joke always makes me chuckle. And if you make it a good one I won't blast you meatbag.
A someone who works in a gallery and has to wait for all visitors to collect their stuff at the cloakroom and go to the loo before finally leaving so I can go home.... I really wish I could do this.
At Best Buy we weren’t even allowed to tell customers the store was closing (in order that they might finalize their purchases) unless they asked, because management felt that might push them not to buy. Sigh...
Anyone Working a service job has fantasized about wishing they could recreate the events at the end of this clip. Oh well imagining it is enough for me.
@@JB-xl2jc it's the complete opposite at any store here, they really make sure that you know that the store is closing by announcing it over the pa system every 5 minutes
@@morgothable Nah, can't orbital nuke: No way to confirm the death. I'd say you might try dragging the planet into a black hole, but even then, you can't be too certain... this IS HK-47 we're talking about.
For those who are confused, this is a "bonus episode" that was released during Knights of the Fallen Empire. In it you play as HK-55, a bodyguard droid that helps you during the main storyline. Not sure how to unlock it, though, since I never played it myself. I think it was free for subscribers at the time. These days you probably have to buy it in the store.
@Foot L Johnson Play if for the story Especially as Sith Marauder, Sith inquisitor and Sith Agent These classes have some of the best storylines and dialogue options in star wars games
@@markzimmermann4562 Agreed. I love the voiced dialogue options, giving your character a voice and personality, and Empire side easily has the best stories. Alas, too bad it's attached to a shitty mmo with bad combat. Make this single player and give it kotor's combat, and I'd give you all the money.
@@markzimmermann4562 well also jedi knight, they are the only class that gets to fight the emperor in the original story, and it somewhat tied to the sith warrior story.
@@LnPPersonified I have honestly played through the story missions for Sith Warrior and Imperial Agent several times on different characters. If they'd scrapped the whole MMORPG thing and just made the storylines a standalone single player game it would probably have sold a hell of a lot better. *sigh*
and you want another franchise put into dumpster by modern idiots? Like Fallout,Mafia and many more? Well, I guess idiots never learn from the fuckups from the past
Pessimistic prediction: it seems that every franchise loses its quality after each installment. Seeing that another remake would most likely be a disappointment. Meatbag is so incompetent. Rebuttal: the new Star Wars game seems however to be good one. There might be still some useful meatbag out there.
You can never get rid of Hk-47! He's still around killing people in 1 ABY ~He is nearly 4000 years old at this point. Granted he experienced a few momentary lacks of mobility but he always finds new and exciting ways of removing meatbags from the galaxy and gets back to full meatbag killing efficiency.
Out of context, that 'the museum is now closed' section is absolutely hilarious! I expect in the actual game you've spent a lot of game time trying to avoid being spotted, but without that it's still amazing xD
@@smward87 think of it like this. The AK-47 is one of the most reliable and adaptable weapons ever created. It is used by organizations world wide in a vast variety of locations and it never fails to perform in even the worst conditions. There are videos of people covering AK-47 in mud, sand, and other environmental hazards that would normally cause other weapons to jam..... AK-47's work as if nothing is wrong. Now apply that logic to an assassin Droid and you can see why HK 47 got his name. A reliable machine I can operate in any condition and won't stop until it's Target is killed
Brian Durio Objection: the actual weapon is still bad, too munch noise, bad aim Addendum: it doesn’t fit me nor agent 47 Statement: still, I see your point
@@Hk-ox4bb Objection : The notion of AK-47 has terrible aim has been exaggerate as much as AR-15 unreliability. A properly maintained and built AK-47 is adquately accurate in the hand of any trained person.
I still prefer how hk 47 speaks. Like how he says what type of sentence he's gonna say. Example "speculation: are you sure?" It always added to the dialog for me.
@@KusabiTetsugoro The whole game from when you get HK-47 as a follower he complains about the HK-50's, and it's hilarious, not to mention hearing him say "Meatbag" broke me the first time.
They need to make this chapter available for all. Just put a reasonable price on it and have players buy it. Better than not allowing players to enjoy the mission.
Given this revelation, I am hoping that we get an HK-47 Companion for either the SWTOR 10th anniversary or the KOTOR 20th anniversary! Just think-3 HK units under your command!
Giant Battle Droid: Attention visitors, this museum is now closed, if you do not have a ticket for the current date you shall be forcibly removed B1 Battle Droid: What did that droid say? Other B1: It won't matter *They get vaporized*
To be fair, there was no way the game could do Revan justice, so they either had to lean into the most generic interpretation of the character they could, or not use him at all. The Mass Effect thing where saves carry over wasn't really a thing they could do with this game iirc. I think they mostly fixed the issues with Revan in Echoes of Oblivion tho imo.
It was a mistake to bring Revan into this game in the first place. He should have died in the final scene of the book. Would be an appropriate end for a character.
@Elijah Telvanni Revan should have died yes, but the treatment he got was not deserved. He should have sacrificed himself at the Emperors throne room and imprisoned the Emperor's soul with his own. Leaving a force nexus and a eternal battle between Revan and Vitiate as one tries to leave the other fights to keep him there. Perfect lead up into SWTOR as Revan eventually fails and Vitiate escapes. The ghost of Revan then mentors your character in defeating Vitiate
Yea ive never been able to access this mission how to you do it? i should've been able to do it i met the requirments. i just never knew where to start
It was a bonus for players who subscribed in certain period. For now unavailable to anyone else. Perhaps someday they will allow it to be unlocked for Cartel Points or whatever.
It's still going pretty strong with these updates but the servers aren't nearly as large as they were 3+ years ago. It is also the only current Legends material still being "freshly" produced. A damn shame...
HK-55: oh look an outdated model hk unit
HK-47:yo moma is an outdated unit
Acknowledgement: Well yes, she was an HK-54.
How do you mess up an HK-47 joke so bad
@@Don_Ricardo Answer: Because this meatbag doesn't understand what makes HK-47 so good. Befuddlement: I don't know why meatbags won't just play the games instead of failing to be funny. Query: Can you do a better one? Excitement: A good HK joke always makes me chuckle. And if you make it a good one I won't blast you meatbag.
Correction, it's:
Retort: your mother is an outdated HK unit
@@Ghiaman1334 Decisive Conclusion: This is the correct answer.
X-TRO enters the room:
“So, anyway I started blasting”
yep that's me
=))))))))
This is actually terrifying, the original HK-47 is still out there... making copies of himself no less.
*Meanwhile in an older Star Wars MMO*
*Mass production of HK-77s intensifies*
@@hyperiongm330 yep lol
Well, HK-47 is almost 4000 years old by the time of Battle of Endor and still going
THAT is terrifying
And according to Star Wars galaxies, he did make several copies of himself
PaleBlood 84 but the original is still out there I think somewhere in Mustafar
"Attention visitors, the museum is now closed!"
*proceeds to go No Russian on everyone*
"No Russian"? Where is that from?
Call of Duty MW2(also probably the most controversial mission in that whole series)
thanks...i'm never going to play that game, so i would never have figured it out by myself.
I wish I can do that at my job
@@DaiReith it's a mission where you go in an russian airport and basicly execute every civilian in it.
Proper title.
Hk-55 meets *A copy* of God.
Observation: I see I, too, am not alone in TH-cam suddenly recommending a years old video to me.
A god*
Retort: there is only one God, and I am sure he don't look anything like that.
@@lo8zz3r99 Agreement. True God not seen on Earth in many centuries. Birthday celebration imminent.
@@lo8zz3r99 Exclamation: I understood that reference!
"Attention Visitors, The museum is now closed." [Open Fires on Guests]
yeah it happens...
Yeah it's straight out of Borderlands, so awesome!
A someone who works in a gallery and has to wait for all visitors to collect their stuff at the cloakroom and go to the loo before finally leaving so I can go home.... I really wish I could do this.
and blows up the museum
Im guessing the programmer for that droid was the same guy who programed ED209 in Robocop.
too bad I couldn't close my store like that when I worked retail.
Trust me, everyone that wants this as their method to close a store.
KingreX32 some days in my truest soul I wanted to
At Best Buy we weren’t even allowed to tell customers the store was closing (in order that they might finalize their purchases) unless they asked, because management felt that might push them not to buy. Sigh...
Anyone Working a service job has fantasized about wishing they could recreate the events at the end of this clip. Oh well imagining it is enough for me.
@@JB-xl2jc it's the complete opposite at any store here, they really make sure that you know that the store is closing by announcing it over the pa system every 5 minutes
well. honestly. even if that is a copy, that is the aproprate amount of firepower to unload when HK-47 is in a room. probably wouldnt help but...
@@morgothable even then, he’s probably behind you and a bit frustrated.
@@holepunch1829 i wouldn't even be surprised... just disappointed at my lack of awareness leading to my inevitable end, lmao
@@holepunch1829 Objection: Mildly is incorrect! Insult: Please be more accurate if you can meatbag.
@@morgothable Nah, can't orbital nuke: No way to confirm the death. I'd say you might try dragging the planet into a black hole, but even then, you can't be too certain... this IS HK-47 we're talking about.
For those who are confused, this is a "bonus episode" that was released during Knights of the Fallen Empire. In it you play as HK-55, a bodyguard droid that helps you during the main storyline.
Not sure how to unlock it, though, since I never played it myself. I think it was free for subscribers at the time. These days you probably have to buy it in the store.
@Foot L Johnson Play if for the story
Especially as Sith Marauder, Sith inquisitor and Sith Agent
These classes have some of the best storylines and dialogue options in star wars games
@@markzimmermann4562 Agreed. I love the voiced dialogue options, giving your character a voice and personality, and Empire side easily has the best stories. Alas, too bad it's attached to a shitty mmo with bad combat. Make this single player and give it kotor's combat, and I'd give you all the money.
Jekadu Yea you have to purchase the chapter with cartel coins.
@@markzimmermann4562 well also jedi knight, they are the only class that gets to fight the emperor in the original story, and it somewhat tied to the sith warrior story.
@@LnPPersonified I have honestly played through the story missions for Sith Warrior and Imperial Agent several times on different characters. If they'd scrapped the whole MMORPG thing and just made the storylines a standalone single player game it would probably have sold a hell of a lot better. *sigh*
Obvious Statement: We still need a Kotor 3.
Pained answer: Yet owing to the horrific blunders of a talking, non yellow rodent, the odds of that are approximately 3720 to 1
and you want another franchise put into dumpster by modern idiots? Like Fallout,Mafia and many more? Well, I guess idiots never learn from the fuckups from the past
Pessimistic prediction: it seems that every franchise loses its quality after each installment. Seeing that another remake would most likely be a disappointment. Meatbag is so incompetent.
Rebuttal: the new Star Wars game seems however to be good one. There might be still some useful meatbag out there.
@@vitaminc2161 Fallen order is AAA casual bait. Definitely not bad, just mediocre and unremarkable. We do need a new KOTOR.
Opinionated Rebuttal: “Technically” we did get a KOTOR 3, just that it was a badly conceptualized one that was shoehorned into a MMO.
2:02 Oh you know....standard security.
happend to me once...
Kampfhund i loled
you should see mall security
Kampfhund I like this kind of security.
As a security guard I concur this is exactly what happens
Attention visitors, the Museum is know closed!
Me: oh I’m so sorry I’ll just leave the bui- JESUS CHRIST!
The fact that she has a calm announcer voice doesn't help one bit :))))
Yup that's about accurate.
"Attention visitors, the museum is now closed." Dumbledore said calmly
That droid was shooting like a stormtrooper before stormtroopers existed, she hit everything but those two.
I can't help but think that was the point; destroy everything of value.
As someone who worked in retail for a good while, I found the last bit extremely satisfying...
so wait we never actually killed the real HK-47, I don't know whether to dance in joy or cry tears of joy!
Both Simultaneously.
We did. The one here a replica.
A
Emperor Yoda When what and how?...
Cry tears of fear after realizing that you didn't actually kill HK-47.... and that he's still out there....
Commentary: we need a movie with HK-47
RomanLegion Gamer
pained answer: I fear I am no longer canon
Addendum: I fear also that I wouldn’t get justice
Objection: no leave it
Enthusiastic response: I'll be over the moon if that happens!
Thoughtful addition: this film would be a great addition to my collection...
They'd make him into a snarky feminist.
Suggestion: Perhaps you should check your privilege.
@@Hk-ox4bb conclusion: it is probably for the best for you to remain a golden memory then in a movie
You can never get rid of Hk-47! He's still around killing people in 1 ABY ~He is nearly 4000 years old at this point. Granted he experienced a few momentary lacks of mobility but he always finds new and exciting ways of removing meatbags from the galaxy and gets back to full meatbag killing efficiency.
Out of context, that 'the museum is now closed' section is absolutely hilarious! I expect in the actual game you've spent a lot of game time trying to avoid being spotted, but without that it's still amazing xD
That ending got serious real fast.
What is it with assassins having the number 47 tied to them.
Because of AK-47's probably. Yes an assault rifle isn't a very practical weapon for assassination in most cases, but hey. It's all I can think of.
@@smward87 think of it like this. The AK-47 is one of the most reliable and adaptable weapons ever created. It is used by organizations world wide in a vast variety of locations and it never fails to perform in even the worst conditions. There are videos of people covering AK-47 in mud, sand, and other environmental hazards that would normally cause other weapons to jam..... AK-47's work as if nothing is wrong.
Now apply that logic to an assassin Droid and you can see why HK 47 got his name. A reliable machine I can operate in any condition and won't stop until it's Target is killed
Brian Durio
Objection: the actual weapon is still bad, too munch noise, bad aim
Addendum: it doesn’t fit me nor agent 47
Statement: still, I see your point
how did it take me this long to notice this
@@Hk-ox4bb Objection : The notion of AK-47 has terrible aim has been exaggerate as much as AR-15 unreliability. A properly maintained and built AK-47 is adquately accurate in the hand of any trained person.
(bows) Bodiless you may be, I still kneel before you, the original and genuine article.
Copy, of the original, and genuine article.
You get his number is 47.....right?
Anyone remember when 47 survived all tye way into Star Wars Galaxies, good times
I wish hk-47 could be a skin for hk-51, because I think he looks the coolest
That would be a cool thing to add to the new cartel pack.
Don't give them any ideas
ZerosGeass The cartel packs must go on. They are the most important part of the game /sarcasm
Victopedia I looked into the game's files, and there was a quest that you could get HK-47 as a companion and it was the same way as M1-4X
joey kirkpatrick its possible to get both HK-51 AND HK-47 as companions.
mockery: it would seem the mighty meat bag slayer has earned a protocol droid's death in the series
greatest machine ever invented. his sarcasm is unmatched. a brother to deadpool
"museum is now closed" as it proceeds to destroy said museum.
What the hell kind of museum has a heavily armed battle droid for security?
The Shroud's
Probably standard for Imperial ones, too. Don't want someone's private collection to become another Korriban
The jobs with hk47 in it XD
A museum that has HK-47s head in it. With him, there is no such thing as 'too much' firepower!
You Don't??
I SAID THE MUSEUM IS CLOSED!
I still prefer how hk 47 speaks. Like how he says what type of sentence he's gonna say. Example "speculation: are you sure?" It always added to the dialog for me.
All 3 HK units in the game speak like that, but 47 does it FAR more often
“Attention, Visitors, The Museum Is Now Closed.” *heckin’ annihilates the museum and the guests* “Visitors Have Now Left The Museum.”
*2:10** and onward...*
And I thought librarians were pushy...
the mandalorian needs a HK unit, that IG droid was pretty damn badass though
HK-47 is my favorite droid. he's hilarious in Kotor 1. i don't know if he is in Kortor 2 though.
He is in KOTOR 2
I found him positively delightful in Kotor 2, and I went into that game without playing the first one due to it being in the First one’s package, lol
Yes, he is and he’s even more hilarious there. And the game is soooooo much better than the first one story-wise
@@KusabiTetsugoro The whole game from when you get HK-47 as a follower he complains about the HK-50's, and it's hilarious, not to mention hearing him say "Meatbag" broke me the first time.
2:03 Okay that actually made me laugh out loud.
They need to make this chapter available for all. Just put a reasonable price on it and have players buy it. Better than not allowing players to enjoy the mission.
2:02 Attention visitors: the museum is now closed :)... *NUKES THE TOURISTS ON THEIR WAY OUT*
2:05 That’s one hell of a kicking out time.
2:01 When you catch your sibling catching a peek at your search history
I know who I want to see in star wars rebels season 4
they would ruin him
erik diaz Objection: Impossible.
The security droid!
There's speculation that Triple Zero from the Doctor Aphra comic is HK-47.
No! Triple Zero is Creepio from Auralnauts.
reminds me of futurama's head museum (with heads in jars)
Statement: it appears the copy of hk-47 has been destroyed. Pity, there's a lot I could've learned from him.
Wait... what betrayals?
Selim Tuncel remember when he said he painted your room the same colour?
He lied.
Going to install an esophagus on that driod when I get back and then proceed to strangle him.
esophagi are used for digesting, what you meant to say is a trachea
The fresh coat of paint.
The new dietary plan.
He lied. All the new meals he promised me went directly to Darth Baras.
@@HunhowsShadowStalker Damn, he told me the same thing, you mean to tell me, he probably sent them all to Thanaton?!
2:02 when you close at 9 but a customer comes in at 8:59
Damm if only swtor had the gift of a modern engine and graphics
Then it woulda had a player base 10x larger than it had at launch or at half its life...
Given this revelation, I am hoping that we get an HK-47 Companion for either the SWTOR 10th anniversary or the KOTOR 20th anniversary! Just think-3 HK units under your command!
Knowing what they could’ve done vs what they did will forever make me depressed.
i'm sad 51 doesnt seem to say "resignation" or anything like that before talking
I like the fact you can tell it’s not the Original HK, because when it first speaks to claim so, it doesn’t start with “Statement”
Well that explains how every class has their own C2-N2 AND 2V-R8.
LOL! Poor HK-47.
They had a PERFECT formula with KOTOR AND KOTOR 2, so obviously they HAD to change it!!! Still waiting for KOTOR 3.
If you play the Jedi Knights main campaign it's basically the closest thing you'll get to a modern KOTOR 3.
" Attention visitors, the museum is now closed ", the robot tour guide lady said calmly
Giant Battle Droid: Attention visitors, this museum is now closed, if you do not have a ticket for the current date you shall be forcibly removed
B1 Battle Droid: What did that droid say?
Other B1: It won't matter
*They get vaporized*
Black Friday: When it finally comes to an end and want everyone to get the hell out.
Gleeful statement: I'm baaaaaaaaack!
In a long enough Dave Filloni influenced Disney universe we might actually get a Kristoffer Tabori voiced HK-47 in live action.
A head copy didn't know he was a clone. Lmao
X-TRO: So anyway, I started blasting
Boy, those droid guards really don't like people in the museum when it's closed.
47 was always my jersey number when i played football...that was something i always secretly geeked out over
Question: where is the description of the phrase before each sentence?
Answer: It is located in the dialogue tree itself.
Used your referral link as a thank you for the video : )
Trying the game again after nearly 3 years. Hope something that makes me stay this time : P
This feels more like a space comedy show than actual star wars...
"Attention visitors. The museum is now closed. Please proceed to Brazil."
I like to think there is still a HK-47 in the modern Star Wars era just waiting to be reactivated
They really did Revan, the exile and Hk-47 dirty in swtor. Would love a kotor 3 to complete the series
To be fair, there was no way the game could do Revan justice, so they either had to lean into the most generic interpretation of the character they could, or not use him at all. The Mass Effect thing where saves carry over wasn't really a thing they could do with this game iirc.
I think they mostly fixed the issues with Revan in Echoes of Oblivion tho imo.
I've only noticed in this perspective, that his head has the shape of a cat head.
This bonus chapter is now available on SWTOR store. :)
Is it a legacy unlock?
@@lonesquiff6551 i think so
"The museum is now closed. Prepare to be removed by force."
Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, Master.
Why they gotta do my boy HK-47 like that
SWTOR architecture: ALWAYS have molten lava inside the building. Do not worry that the gasses and heat would wreck/kill everything.
HEY!!! GIMMIE BACK MY DROID! *ignites red lightsaber*
This is pure comedy. The music fits so well.
What the hell what kind of museum is this feels like that RoboCop movie where that drone malfunction and just kept shooting at the corpse
*This is getting out of hand, now there are 2 of them*
if you think about it, this is like a lovecraftian nightmare for droids.
So... There are more HK-47's and 2V-R8 or they was the last copies?
Look at what that did to my droid
*sad*
Fucking Bitches
Normal museums, we are closing please exit the building within the next hour.
This museum, we are closed, run or be added to the collection.
Man I love HK-47!
That escalated quickly. Like, really quick.
Statement: My data files are complete after watching this master. This is equivalent to how a meat bag would say their “soul” is complete.
"That is...highly disappointing."
I said the same thing when I tried this POS game.
David Idiart haha exactly. And just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse, they go and fuck up HK-47 too
Accurate.
Not really. Every charecter should die. Even beloved ones. So tired of fanboys of Revan and his party.
It was a mistake to bring Revan into this game in the first place. He should have died in the final scene of the book. Would be an appropriate end for a character.
@Elijah Telvanni Revan should have died yes, but the treatment he got was not deserved. He should have sacrificed himself at the Emperors throne room and imprisoned the Emperor's soul with his own. Leaving a force nexus and a eternal battle between Revan and Vitiate as one tries to leave the other fights to keep him there. Perfect lead up into SWTOR as Revan eventually fails and Vitiate escapes. The ghost of Revan then mentors your character in defeating Vitiate
now we just need a conversation between HK-51 and HK-55
Yea ive never been able to access this mission how to you do it? i should've been able to do it i met the requirments. i just never knew where to start
When did Heckler & Koch start making droids?
Why did those boneheads go out of their just to destroy him.
So anyways, I just started blasting.
So HK-47 has copies... which means they have copies... which means, HK-47 is basically the Star Wars universe version of Rick. God help us all.
You can play as HK?
How do you get this mission?
It was a bonus for players who subscribed in certain period. For now unavailable to anyone else. Perhaps someday they will allow it to be unlocked for Cartel Points or whatever.
X-TRO really said sorry we closed and proceed to air it out.
why does the voice sound like a character from My Little Pony?
Sounds like one of the Tachicoma from Ghost in the Shell to me. I looked up the voice actress, though, and she isn't credited to either.
IS SWTOR still available or did Disney kill it? I know I'm late to this party but I'm now more interested than I used to be.
An Expansion just came out 2 weeks ago or so.
It's still going pretty strong with these updates but the servers aren't nearly as large as they were 3+ years ago.
It is also the only current Legends material still being "freshly" produced. A damn shame...
was this from the bonus chapters?
Alternate title: *The meeting of two meatbag slayers.*
This is why the robot race needs to be available, for Dragonball Xenoverse 3 😁
now if only mr bones could meet hk47
Classic Karazhan Curator at the end there.