I can't believe this is a discussion. If a dude in real life does that kind of shit Jacob did he'd get a criminal record for sexual harassment. ... it's been a decade and we're back to this argument lmao thanks Adum
Jasper just announcing he was a confederate general and it literally never coming up again is Twilight in a nutshell Every other character is more interesting than the main characters
When u think about bella it just feels like the world is more interesting than her or anything she is doing. Edward adjusting to life as a vampire is interesting. History between vampires and natives is cool. The fact that jacob and his people are not werewolves but shapeshifters for me was really cool. There are werewolves in the twilight universe and I wish we got more of that. The voltory and their politics was nice to see. The ending of that last movie was so dumb. Breaking dawn part 2 was not for me. When they revealed that the last fight didn't happen it just showed the aduience that there was no consequences and tension. It was a cheap fight for free and they took that away from the members of the audience who cared. Looking at other vampire tribes was cool too with their different powers. Twilight is just wasted potential in so many ways. Its just popcorn entertainment for girls and boys that fantasize about the members of the opposite sex fighting over them like children. I don't know if stephanie meyer (the author) is a genius or a crazy person with occasionally good ideas. I want artists to make money and be successful but not if it mean we support toxic relationships.
@@Lillith-uj7tt woow. This series has sprinkles of action and violence but its like the writer doesn't care. Action adds to drama. Why not take advantage? It was the last book in the series too!!!
Characters casually announce weird shit about themselves like they're in The Room: "I was a Confederate soldier" "I got the results of the test back, I definitely have breast cancer"
Edward and Jacob and Bella are all terrible. I wish Charlie had been the main character instead. I’d totally watch a story about a cop dad finding out that supernatural creatures exist and that one of them is dating his daughter.
@@philljustphill1656 lol I did a video on it - skip to Breaking Dawn Pt 2, I edited together all the footage I could find of that cursed thing. This series was a disaster for the vfx team especially.
I wonder if the wheelchair bound Native American can turn into a werewolf, but he needs a cart for his back legs, like they do for dogs that are paralyzed? Those dogs zoom around on those carts, he could still be a badass werewolf!
She's also a weirdo mormon who racially fetishized* him so idk what wad expected... *in case you didn't know, she made Taylor actually be that ripped IRL but they just edited Roberts abs, the racial part comes from the weird native american stuff she kept getting into in the book and in interviews, you can find more if you look it up but TLDR its basically just mormon repression coming out on an underaged boy just trying to act in a movie
Tbh the some original concepts and a few tit-bits of lore are actually p decent, its just that Meyer introduced them and never did anything meaningful with them, choosing instead to focus solely on the blandest, most disgusting love triangle ever put to pen in the history of literature
The reason Taylor sounds so young is because he is... These movies began and he was like 16-17 in filming, and they made him beef up (which is pretty gross tbh to make a kid going through puberty do that...). Once he got older and couldn’t maintain that, he got treated pretty shit by Hollywood... preeeeetty sucky. He seems like a good dude tbh 😅
@@athenajaxon2397 not really. He said they reached him out but he wasnt availble at the time, but he'd be willing to reprise his role in an actual sequel and not the 2 min cameo they had in that movie
Let it be known that the Volvo thing isn't just a random sponsorship. For whatever reason the books go into great length on Edward and his Volvo, because for whatever reason of all the options of sexy cars, Stephanie Meyers went with Volvo.
GAGAGAGAGA I just disliked my own face because I am unpretty. HOWEVER: I always like my GOOD videos however. No dislikes allowed where I come from. Don't be mean, dear tom
@@plywoodruntz Epsteins name is tarnished because of the media, theres a reason they actively murdered him and it wasnt die to pedophilia, the American Government supports pedophilia actually.
@@strudelh There are, I was just anticipating the last one as soon as their first dropped. Initially I thought it'd be a one-off The last is the only one I'd seen and I would watch it again. It's hilariously stupid. Vampire Avatar Aang is in it for fuck's sake
Fun fact, Galveston doesn’t fucking look like that, it’s just a giant sandbar that’s as flat as it could be Im from Texas and live like an hour away from the island and when my mom and I went to go see this, the whole theater laughed at this scene
As someone who lives in southeast Texas as well, I would like to extend my deepest, sincere, and shared condolences about our mutual places of habitation.
@@SteeZy644 yeah. But shad has been banned from his home country, drawn porn of real children multiple times, almost been sent to prison a few times, drew porn of his mom, and apparently has jerked off to kids before, some actress even filed a cease and desist or something against him for drawing porn of her when she was like 14 It’s literally no contest Zone is almost rarely if ever in any drama to that scale. Zones basically a really good but mysterious R34 artist, Shad borderlines on being an unironic criminal. They don’t hold a candle
the French titles are fucking killing me, like they just completely abandoned the melodramatic naming conventions and just went went 'fuck it, we'll call it "hesitation"'
@@RekkDogg. add into the mix the fact that Taylor, a high schooler, was objectified to shit by old housewives and you get a cocktail of toxicness that probably would never get greenlit today
The lore explains when they turn they kinda hyper dry and compress, i suppose? and they become something akin to marble or diamond, which is why they sparkle and are particularly resilient
Both Edward and Jacob are toxic as hell, go team be single and find yourself before committing long term Teenage weddings usually lead to divorce anyway 🤣
I'm watching the whole series with my friend who was obsessed with Twilight when she was younger (hates it now), and she *actually* had to recap the first half of New Moon to me _while we were still watching it_ Stephenie/10
prob cuz most modern day mormons r against it (despite what mainstream media thinks) the only current day mormons that practice it are extremists that have been denounced by LDS church. you are right they should of all just been in a throuple 😭
I literally just finished the last Adam and friends Twilight video and I was like “Okay that’s enough Twilight” and the second I go to my recommended I see this and I was like “Fuck it, this must be a sign”
I haven't watched any of the movies, so I am experiencing them trough YMS. I swear if a 3rd guy will be introduced to fight over Bella, I am going to fucking kill myself.
@@tanjatv5311 It'll be much funnier. In general you should avoid the comment section because it's full of spoilers. All I will say is hold onto your hats and get loaded up for the last two movies, they're a tour de force.
Omg the mugging posters - they’re not terrible actors, it’s like they already know what a shit show this is and are artistically dead inside following their pension funds
@@jordanetherington1922 , in a different video, Adam was saying that the qualitiess that made her acting bad in Twilight (apathy, awkward pauses, etc.) are the same qualities that people are praising now that she's in foreign arthouse films.
RIP Scoot “Are you some sort of spidermen peter” has literally become something I just say randomly. So fucking funny. These watchthroughs are eternal.
I can't wait until they get to the one where the movie addresses the fact that Edward is afraid of literally breaking Bella in half. It's gonna be amazing.
What i don’t get is she slapped a “werewolf” in the last movie and she didn’t sustain any damage to the hand, but in this movie she punches Jacob and her hand breaks?! Da fuq?
There’s a difference between slapping something and punching something. I could slap a brick wall and it would sting but probably be okay. If I punch a brick wall with lots of force I’m gonna fuck up my hand
I remember reading about the Volvo sponsorship for these movies in the official Volvo magazine that we used to get because we bought a new Volvo in 2006.
"The South had vampires and they STILL lost?!?!"
Of course they lost, the North had Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter on their side.
MY GOD
SHARED UNIVERSE
Adum hates the movie for abusing so many horses in that action scene.
I'd watch that
Eyyyyy Yeah
Just remember guys, with each day that passes, we get closer and closer to them reacting to CGI baby
I don't know what that is but what I gather from the comments, it sounds wild.
@@vrapbrap it is glorious
And closer to them reacting to the pedophilia.
@@RJLiams these two things are the only things keeping me going
The hype is real.
wait... if the confederate army had vampires on their side, does that mean twilight and Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Slayer exist in the same canon?
Had the exact same thought, that means it’s canon now
good question and since this thread is about asking questions I might as well ask this one as well.. Did the north have werewolves that they won?
yes
@@SK008 the north had the wolves but they also had abe
@@repulsethemonkey1396 my god... Such deep and intricate writing... Stephanie is a genius
I hope everyone knows that the Switzerland line is straight from the books and it’s just as awkward.
I like to believe they took it from Seinfeld.
I didn't even understand what she was saying until Adum explained it.
I believe it is.
Really need to know if there's an "I will be Switzerland" meme edit of that line
How so, it is a pretty common saying ?
The resurgence of the Edward versus Jacob debate from the original twilight fans to this commentary is unreal
#teamedward
19:18
*" B I T C H ! M A K E U P Y O U R G O D D A M N M I N D ! ! ! "*
I can't believe this is a discussion. If a dude in real life does that kind of shit Jacob did he'd get a criminal record for sexual harassment.
... it's been a decade and we're back to this argument lmao thanks Adum
@@Loffeleif But to be fair, it is kind of creepy that old man Edward is falling in love with a 17 years old as well.
Cop Dad forever.
Jasper just announcing he was a confederate general and it literally never coming up again is Twilight in a nutshell
Every other character is more interesting than the main characters
When u think about bella it just feels like the world is more interesting than her or anything she is doing. Edward adjusting to life as a vampire is interesting. History between vampires and natives is cool. The fact that jacob and his people are not werewolves but shapeshifters for me was really cool. There are werewolves in the twilight universe and I wish we got more of that. The voltory and their politics was nice to see. The ending of that last movie was so dumb. Breaking dawn part 2 was not for me. When they revealed that the last fight didn't happen it just showed the aduience that there was no consequences and tension. It was a cheap fight for free and they took that away from the members of the audience who cared. Looking at other vampire tribes was cool too with their different powers. Twilight is just wasted potential in so many ways. Its just popcorn entertainment for girls and boys that fantasize about the members of the opposite sex fighting over them like children. I don't know if stephanie meyer (the author) is a genius or a crazy person with occasionally good ideas. I want artists to make money and be successful but not if it mean we support toxic relationships.
@@josesosa3337 in the book there wasn't even a final battle depicted at all... it was a looong conversation.
@@Lillith-uj7tt woow. This series has sprinkles of action and violence but its like the writer doesn't care. Action adds to drama. Why not take advantage? It was the last book in the series too!!!
I'd honestly like to see a series around an adoptive vampire family with members from different time periods, it seems interesting.
Characters casually announce weird shit about themselves like they're in The Room: "I was a Confederate soldier" "I got the results of the test back, I definitely have breast cancer"
She really went "I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in" at the end
Fucking dogs is too normie for her
She quirky doe
NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS
They couldn't get the rights for Creep so they just had her say that instead
@@otterno.1128
That's too white for her.
Charlie knows what's going on. He just pretends not to cause he doesn't want to deal with Bella's bullshit.
Classic dad move. Hardcore ignore teen angst because you just don't want to deal with it.
Classic rural cop move. Hardcore ignore the vampire v. werewolf war because you just don't want to deal with it.
Dilf
TEAM CHARLIE
"You're a manipulator and she's an awful person."
Twilight summarized in one sentence.
It’s weird hearing a Team Edward VS Team Jacob argument so many years later.
And out of grown men
@@rebeccavaughn8897 their all gay so
@@MegaRazor619 really?
All of them?
Thought it was only adum
@@floydbutnotsopink6328 Scott might be bi
@@MegaRazor619 Scott is either straight or bi but he’s not just gay
Edward and Jacob and Bella are all terrible. I wish Charlie had been the main character instead. I’d totally watch a story about a cop dad finding out that supernatural creatures exist and that one of them is dating his daughter.
The Charlie x Billy Black bromance in the background should've been the real storyline
Isn't this Blight? Or not, I refuse to watch that
@@maximuffin6395 TwiBlight
And then he shoots all the cullens in the face at the end
Personally Im waiting for the Charlie and Carlisle plotline, cop dad and vampire dad battling it out
Adum's genuine outrage about how creepy Jacob is in this movie is just pure gold.
Hard agree
Is he more or less creepy in the books or is this accurate?
@@skippy7865 It's about the same.
@@skippy7865 in anything the films downplay it. the books also have a scene where Bella tries to rape Edward
@@Magikalic that's a whole lot of yikes
I can't want for the demon cgi baby episode...
Demon cgi baby is still infinitely better than the anamatronic baby they originally filmed with ⚰
@@radarmua2316 oh wth I didn't know there was another one...
@@philljustphill1656 lol I did a video on it - skip to Breaking Dawn Pt 2, I edited together all the footage I could find of that cursed thing. This series was a disaster for the vfx team especially.
*YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER ???*
Same lmaoooo
I wonder if the wheelchair bound Native American can turn into a werewolf, but he needs a cart for his back legs, like they do for dogs that are paralyzed? Those dogs zoom around on those carts, he could still be a badass werewolf!
Omfg i wish that was an actually thing in the movie 😂
He totally needs one of those doggie wheelchairs www.handicappedpets.com/adjustable-dog-wheelchairs/
😂😂😂
This is the best comment I've ever read.
@@stephaniemorrissey123 Thanks!
When KStew pets the CGI wolf, she's really petting Taylor Lautner in a greenscreen suit, there's behind the scenes footage of it that's hilarous
Adum needs to know of this.
So sad they didn't include it, but also they might not have known
i’m sorry
*kstew*
I had pictures of it on my old instagram it’s gold
So he really is the bestest boy for Bella
If I recall correctly, Stephanie Meyer deliberately derailed Jacob's character because she didn't like how the fans preferred him over Edward.
That answers a lot!
That makes so much sense and also makes Stephanie Meyer an even crazier bitch.
Jesus that explains so much
Damn, instead of keeping things a little interesting she forces people to not like him
She's also a weirdo mormon who racially fetishized* him so idk what wad expected...
*in case you didn't know, she made Taylor actually be that ripped IRL but they just edited Roberts abs, the racial part comes from the weird native american stuff she kept getting into in the book and in interviews, you can find more if you look it up but TLDR its basically just mormon repression coming out on an underaged boy just trying to act in a movie
The eyes change depending on what they feed on :
Red : Human blood
Golden : Animal blood
Dark : they need to feed
Is that in the book, movie, or did you spend more time thinking on this than the author of either?
The books. Hey everyone was 12 at some point :P
@@shaun7389 this rlly is the basics tho, I only half watched some of these films bc my friends put them on and it's like, well established
Also red when they’re newborn vampires
Their eyes are yellow because they drink piss Stephanie Meyer said so herself
You know, Twilight could have been pretty decent if they changed everything and made a different movie instead.
Fun fact: The first Twilight movie was originally gonna have Edward be a vampire Jason Bourne and Bella was gonna not be useless.
Tbh the some original concepts and a few tit-bits of lore are actually p decent, its just that Meyer introduced them and never did anything meaningful with them, choosing instead to focus solely on the blandest, most disgusting love triangle ever put to pen in the history of literature
Great point. So close
I love how with each movie Adum and pals, their arguments about Edward v Jacob: Dawn of Justice get more heated
Release The Snyder Cut of Twilight
"The south had vampire armies and lost"
Well I mean it's hard to sneak on the enemy when you sparkle
And made out of fucking powder.
“Don’t shoot until you see the sparkle in their eyes”
The reason Taylor sounds so young is because he is... These movies began and he was like 16-17 in filming, and they made him beef up (which is pretty gross tbh to make a kid going through puberty do that...). Once he got older and couldn’t maintain that, he got treated pretty shit by Hollywood... preeeeetty sucky. He seems like a good dude tbh 😅
Yeah plus everything he was in flopped. To be fair they asked him to come back to Sharkboy and Lavagirl and he said no😭
@@athenajaxon2397 not really. He said they reached him out but he wasnt availble at the time, but he'd be willing to reprise his role in an actual sequel and not the 2 min cameo they had in that movie
@@lezard2102 that's interesting I heard he turned it down😂
@@athenajaxon2397 could be both! 🤷🏼♀️
@@athenajaxon2397 he politely turned it down, as in, he said he wasnt available for a cameo but would participate in an actual sequel.
Let it be known that the Volvo thing isn't just a random sponsorship. For whatever reason the books go into great length on Edward and his Volvo, because for whatever reason of all the options of sexy cars, Stephanie Meyers went with Volvo.
"the confederate army"
"oooo i wonder what side he was on."
He just said Scoot hahah
GAGAGAGAGA I just disliked my own face because I am unpretty. HOWEVER: I always like my GOOD videos however. No dislikes allowed where I come from. Don't be mean, dear tom
12:31 with no special effects XD
th-cam.com/video/vRqU-93mHns/w-d-xo.html
Vampire double agents, dude
Yeah I somehow didn't hear/register "confederate" and only took it as "Civil War." And @Mister Driskul, that video is a GIFT.
Trust no constitution, not even your own Confederation *Robert E. Lee clone holding up himself*
I LOVE that its Adum team Edward and the other two Team Jacob and they never stop arguing about it.
Them taking that seriously is so funny
11:01 "This is a woman's movie."
Not surprising this was said, surprising that it wasn't Scoot who said it.
Lol ya also I like ur pfp
@Peter K. YOU AND ME BOTH, PAL
I loved Scoot laughing hearthily at it. "My boi has grown"
@@lezard2102 It's so fulfilling to see your offensive children grow up into offensive adults.
The laugh right after is what really sells the beauty of the buffoonery
Man, Adam’s really gonna get off on the “Jacob’s a piece of shit” angle when they get to the last movie.
Oh GAWD YEAH! When Jacob goes full Epstein.
@@My20GUNS Epstein exposed a bunch of people for being pedophiles though, he at least did something in the end
@@blastortoise I mean he didn't exactly do so out of the goodness of his heart lmao
@@plywoodruntz Epsteins name is tarnished because of the media, theres a reason they actively murdered him and it wasnt die to pedophilia, the American Government supports pedophilia actually.
@@blastortoise u ok bro?
"Adam you need to stop bragging about getting molested in scouts" -Scoot, the perfect man.
😽
😳
Some of the most “traumatized gay kid” humor I’ve ever heard lol.
I genuinely can't wait for the Adum & Pals on the last movie.
Ikr
Wait aren't there like two more?
@@strudelh yes
@@strudelh There are, I was just anticipating the last one as soon as their first dropped. Initially I thought it'd be a one-off
The last is the only one I'd seen and I would watch it again. It's hilariously stupid. Vampire Avatar Aang is in it for fuck's sake
“YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER ?!?”
Hearing the Berserk love theme at 4:46 when they were making fun of Taylor Lautner’s career threw me off lmfaooo
That was. AAAHHHH-Mazing
@Joshua Beattie the black clangsman
I got ptsd
The subtle Will Smith face at 22:00 though.
The sad truth
"Alrigh, youve got too many whispering bitches."
By far the single funniest statement from Adam ever.
"Why did you come?"
**screams**
Freeze frame, *cyberpunk theme plays*
I like to imagine Taylor becoming a werewolf is exactly like how he became a shark/human hybrid in Sharkboy and Lavagirl
Charlie is the only character that matters. He's the braincells of this show
*shitshow
What a hot take! 2008 called!
Charlie’s the key to all this
#TeamCharlie
*Braincell let's not be too generous
Fun fact, Galveston doesn’t fucking look like that, it’s just a giant sandbar that’s as flat as it could be
Im from Texas and live like an hour away from the island and when my mom and I went to go see this, the whole theater laughed at this scene
As someone who lives in southeast Texas as well, I would like to extend my deepest, sincere, and shared condolences about our mutual places of habitation.
It's okay, we were laughing for other reasons. Like the loch ness monster scene.
This same thing happened when I watched the John Wayne True Grit and saw the snow-capped mountain peaks of Dardanelle, Arkansas.
I love how invested Adum is in Bella's toxic relationship with Jacob hahaha.
He's really letting fly with his disdain for women and heterosexual relationships.
@@hankhill7827 Yeah how dare he lol. Bella, the peak representation of all heterosexual women. As a woman, I feel so violated by his piss taking.
@@plantemor why’d you gotta do it to him like that? Lol
@@MELLOWDRAMA because I'm too gay to lift
@@plantemor 😂😂😂😂😂
Wheres the version where the guys get tired of her two-timing and decide to get with each other instead
I'd read/watch that.
@@Knightwolf1994 Good news, I'm sure there is plenty of fanfic out there exactly like that
Search for "Brokeback Twilight" on TH-cam. You weren't the first to think of it, lol.
You'll have to read some Manga or Manhwa for that story haha. Or going by the rule 34 rule, it's probably out there
The only version that matters
I love how even haters of this series separate out into Team Edward or Team Jacob
Stephanie Meyer managed to write a story about a girl yiffing a dog , that the furries dont like
It's actually impressive
the furries don't like it because she doesn't actually yiff the dog ;)
PROFESSIONALS HAVE STANDARDS!
Because he's not anthro...
@@kimifw58id argue that it'd be far better if he was full feral, the issue is that he's so anthro to the point that he's just a full ass human
I spat out my drink when Adam truimphantly said "It's the box from Oldboy!"
Stephanie Meyer definitely watched Oldboy
That literally made me cackle
No one noticed that Jacob said “I could care less”....that irked me
Well, I couldn’t care less
You're not alone. That irks me too...
So does the word "Literally" it has to be the most useless word in our language. Yet it keeps popping up.
I came to the comments looking for someone else who noticed that.
It boiled my blood. (Insert Cool Cat going "OOH" here.)
@@CarloisBuriedAlive It’s supposed to be an exaggeration though, I don’t think anyone’s confused about the real meaning
5:43 Telling your boyfriend "I smell like a dog" after spending alone time with a werewolf.
Best line of the film.
Stephenie Meyer to loli artists: "We're not so different, you and I."
Now we wait for collaboration between Stephenie Meyer and Shädman.
@@Kickiusz Or maybe zone tan i guess
@@hugoumero9723 tbh zone has actual standards and isn’t like an actual creep like meyers and shadman so it doesn’t seem like a good fit tbh
@@theradionicrevival8068 idk a lot of the scenarios in Zone videos are coerced sex and rape oriented, even though they look great.
@@SteeZy644 yeah. But shad has been banned from his home country, drawn porn of real children multiple times, almost been sent to prison a few times, drew porn of his mom, and apparently has jerked off to kids before, some actress even filed a cease and desist or something against him for drawing porn of her when she was like 14
It’s literally no contest
Zone is almost rarely if ever in any drama to that scale. Zones basically a really good but mysterious R34 artist, Shad borderlines on being an unironic criminal.
They don’t hold a candle
Every single cool cat clip is gold here.
"Dogs are my friends, identify yourself!"
Ignorance of the lul is not an excuse.
Exquisite!
19:18 I love how Adam loses his mind here ROFL XD
I like how he went from Team Jacob to Team Edward super quickly because of his rapist tendencies.
"ROFL" hmm. Haven't heard that one in a while. Kinda like it honestly.
@@max5845 Feel free to copy and re-use it, my friend. it's all yours!
"BITCH MAKE UP YOUR GOD-DAMNED MIND"
I yelled 'stop this madness!'
the French titles are fucking killing me, like they just completely abandoned the melodramatic naming conventions and just went went 'fuck it, we'll call it "hesitation"'
I mean if learn French language, it's kinda a direct language.
The hesitation of Beastiality VS Necrophilia.
RIP Scoot. You were loved by so many.
Shit, I didn't realize how manipulative Jacob is.
they are both manipulative, which explains why so many women drooled over them when the series was popular.
@@RekkDogg. add into the mix the fact that Taylor, a high schooler, was objectified to shit by old housewives and you get a cocktail of toxicness that probably would never get greenlit today
@@Loffeleif How would it not get greenlit? 50 shades has the same issues if not worse for the most part.
@@Lorenzo_I. you know what, I just realised 4 seasons of 13 Reasons Why got released as well. Silly me lol
@@RekkDogg. Scoot, is that you?
Are vampires... geodes, in this series? Is that why they sparkle and can apparently also be shattered or have pieces break off?
The lore explains when they turn they kinda hyper dry and compress, i suppose? and they become something akin to marble or diamond, which is why they sparkle and are particularly resilient
"Does her STUPID dad really not have any idea what's going on?" Excuse me!!! That is Charlie Swan, and I take that very personally
He knows, he's just too old for that bullshit
I love how they are desinterested in the plot but they ended up choosing either team Edward or team Jacob.
uninterested*
disinterested means unbiased
The confederate army had vampires? Wow the way they connected these movies to Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. New cinematic universe in store for us?
Both Edward and Jacob are toxic as hell, go team be single and find yourself before committing long term
Teenage weddings usually lead to divorce anyway 🤣
You can really tell from Stephenie's writing and her ideals that got inserted into the writing that she's a religious weirdo.
All three are toxic, they deserve each other
👏 preach
You guys actually need to try to understand the “imprinting” thing because it’s gonna be REAL funny in the last movie
"That's why Edward totally looks 17. He is 17."
Such a missed opportunity to use *What We Do In The Shadows* clip.
I watched the first 3 of these and within 5 minutes of finishing this one I straight up forgot literally everything that happened in it.
I'm watching the whole series with my friend who was obsessed with Twilight when she was younger (hates it now), and she *actually* had to recap the first half of New Moon to me _while we were still watching it_
Stephenie/10
I think what Stephanie is trying trying to say is that all these conflicts could be solved with some good old fashioned Mormon polygamy
Technically it would be polyamory which Joseph smith was vehemently against because women can’t have more husbands, god hates that
Polyandry 😆
Which means you know the Mormons would hate it because it empowers the woman
prob cuz most modern day mormons r against it (despite what mainstream media thinks) the only current day mormons that practice it are extremists that have been denounced by LDS church. you are right they should of all just been in a throuple 😭
But only for the white people 🤫
"Its the box from Oldboy".
🤣
It's called homage
I was genuinely shocked when they spliced in him opening the box, lots of feelings flooded me
@@helio7249 lol
it turns out edward was bella's father the whole time :0
@@homiej57 Bravo Stephanie
I love how involved they get into this whole team edward team jacob thing.
I literally just finished the last Adam and friends Twilight video and I was like “Okay that’s enough Twilight” and the second I go to my recommended I see this and I was like “Fuck it, this must be a sign”
"Aaaaww shit, he' we go again."
Anybody else feel like edward and jacob have more chemistry than bela with either
Yes. I always joke about how much more interesting a story between Edward and Jacob would be.
you know the scenes where she pets Jacob , well go watch the behind the scenes of it before the effects were added it's the x1000,000 cringe
That never fails to crack me up
@@athenajaxon2397 you know what that means , kristen stewart kept herself from hysterically laughing before emma watson (beauty and the bestiality :)
This is gonna end with all three of them killing each other over who they think Bella should get with.
And I can't wait for it, it will be awesome
I haven't watched any of the movies, so I am experiencing them trough YMS. I swear if a 3rd guy will be introduced to fight over Bella, I am going to fucking kill myself.
@@tanjatv5311 Welcome to Twilight, where the chemistry is made up and the relationships don't matter
I cant wait until they find out the certain Jacob love-interest twist
@@tanjatv5311 It'll be much funnier. In general you should avoid the comment section because it's full of spoilers. All I will say is hold onto your hats and get loaded up for the last two movies, they're a tour de force.
Omg the mugging posters - they’re not terrible actors, it’s like they already know what a shit show this is and are artistically dead inside following their pension funds
Well, Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson aren't terrible actors, at least.
@@brookejon3695 apparently Kristen Stewart has had some good performances
@@jordanetherington1922 where?
Lautner bad
@@jordanetherington1922 , in a different video, Adam was saying that the qualitiess that made her acting bad in Twilight (apathy, awkward pauses, etc.) are the same qualities that people are praising now that she's in foreign arthouse films.
"The world... is a cruel and dark place"
All that went through my head as he began to say that, "The world is a vampire" dun nuh nuh nah nah.
This series hasn't failed to make me laugh on every rewatch
"she got a new vulva" made me choke, like literally choked while laughing
The “dogs are my friends, identify yourself!” Cool Cat reference was such a shock I spit coffee everywhere so thanks
Would Jacob NOT BE WARMER DURING WOLF FORM! All those extra pounds? The *FUR* ! Why choose to do human form
Because he doesn't have buff abs as a dog (unfortunately >>)
He would, but he wouldn't be hotter ...
Adum's immediately change in reactions from angry about Jacob kissing Bella to laughing at her breaking her hand is hilarious.
Okay, Guts theme AND a *CLANG* sound effect?
Someone's been on a Berserk binge.
RIP Scoot
“Are you some sort of spidermen peter” has literally become something I just say randomly. So fucking funny. These watchthroughs are eternal.
This movie exists in the same universe as Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.
Change my mind.
As a Texan I can totally confirm we had vampires in the Civil War.
I love the cop dad, he's like the one normal dude
Adum & Pals is so damn good. You guys are always funny as hell. I love these. The Aunt May part had me dying.
Love how Adam goes "Bella's gonna stab herself" and then repeats it, realizing how dumb the foreshadowing is.
14:49 the suddenly violent cut to Spider-Man caught me way off fucking guard, god damn that was funny
i like when she shows up to school w Edward and immediately leaves w Jacob without going to class
*Bella is to Twilight what Alex is to 13 Reasons Why*
So who would the Edward and Jacob to Alex’s Bella?
Zach and Alex’s Dad
Bryce and that Asian dude from 13 Reasons Why.
literally anyone. there was not a single male character in season 4 not obsessed with alex.
Before than there was Jessica
Zach and Jasper
I can't wait until they get to the one where the movie addresses the fact that Edward is afraid of literally breaking Bella in half. It's gonna be amazing.
I keep seeing you alot everywhere, just wanted to say that
I never thought I’d live to see the day where Adum and Pals would reference Limmy’s Show. Cheers from Scotland 🏴
RED EYE (2005) FULL MOVIE - Rachel McAdams what movie name
@@mikebews8716 ?
It surprised me too, but I was sad when they said Taylor Lautner doesn't have a career when his work with Greg Davies is pretty great
Petition for a remake starring Adum as Bella, Scoot as Edward and Gael as Jacob.
Buff Gael
Ok the Berserk clang at 13:42 got me, that and Gut's theme in one video? Someone should give this editor a raise.
“Like...fuckin...you deal with her for a bit.”
I will never get over Adam, Gael, and Scoot reigniting the team edward vs team jacob debate like 10 years after everyone forgot about it.
"she's so rude" is probably one of the tamest insults for a cheater I've ever heard.
“She’s so rude,” BURN 🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥
never clicked on anything so fast in my life
Same!
I can't watch this 'till later, but I still insta clicked just to queue it up!
RED EYE (2005) FULL MOVIE - Rachel McAdams what movie name
I deeply appreciate that these three began a genuine heated Edward vs Jacob debate
22:34 Translation: You can make me immortal. Jacob can't so you win.
Rip Scoot. You have no idea how much we’ll miss you kitty cat
These Adum & Pals videos genuinely give me joy.
What i don’t get is she slapped a “werewolf” in the last movie and she didn’t sustain any damage to the hand, but in this movie she punches Jacob and her hand breaks?! Da fuq?
There’s a difference between slapping something and punching something. I could slap a brick wall and it would sting but probably be okay. If I punch a brick wall with lots of force I’m gonna fuck up my hand
If you don’t actually know how to punch or where to punch, you can absolutely break your hand.
so, does the twilight saga also share a universe with Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter because confederate vampires?
I love how unapologetically #TeamEdward Adum is.
I remember reading about the Volvo sponsorship for these movies in the official Volvo magazine that we used to get because we bought a new Volvo in 2006.
Scoot's chanting "Warm dog" will never not make me smile. The genuine excitement in his voice is infectious.
Jacob only gets worse from here. Everyone who saw the last movie knows what I'm talking about.
They did Jacob so dirty after New Moon😭
I was unprepared for the edit of Adam’s face on a boy scout
Guts theme and Limmy clips? I love this editor
It's beautiful
Oh my god, are those vampires made out of literal PORCELAIN, as in porcelain WHITE - holy shit, Stephanie. No wonder they're so pale
Never forget that the first director had to literally fight with Stephanie to have one black vampire. Just one was apparently too much apparently.
@@666kittycat666 Why the fuck a vampire would be Black?
They cant be out in a daylight anyway
@@erykaldo2l270 If that somehow breaks your belief of an immortal blood sucking fictional creature, that sounds like a you problem.
@@666kittycat666 Well, she is a Mormon.