Adum & Pals: The Twilight Saga: New Moon

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  • @YMS
    @YMS  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2139

    Gael lost his job due to covid and is trying to grow his twitch channel: www.twitch.tv/vexel_tv

    • @Literally-God
      @Literally-God 3 ปีที่แล้ว +366

      Now I'll be able to hear him talk about Lord of the Rings uninterrupted, thanks Adam!

    • @jlmknight
      @jlmknight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Holy didnt know he had one, sick!

    • @notchuckproductions5029
      @notchuckproductions5029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Are you going to do vampires suck after all the twilight movies ? I hope you do, because I believe you have never watched a selzerburg film, and you can't call your self a true film critic unless you have seen one

    • @gaelattal
      @gaelattal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Thanks for the plug Adam!

    • @nolanwhite7366
      @nolanwhite7366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *overreaction to covid you mean

  • @lenorem8000
    @lenorem8000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5014

    The best part about Jacob's character is that he was named after Stephanie Meyer's BROTHER

    • @milliecipher818
      @milliecipher818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      What? Thats nuts

    • @lenorem8000
      @lenorem8000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1000

      @@milliecipher818 yep, and the villain Victoria is named after her mother in law lmao

    • @TherealHK-47
      @TherealHK-47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +481

      So she isn’t even creative when coming up with names? lol

    • @lenorem8000
      @lenorem8000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +485

      @@TherealHK-47 she has a bunch of characters named after her family members, there are some after her sisters too

    • @maximellow5745
      @maximellow5745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      NOOOOOOO

  • @YourPrivateNightmare
    @YourPrivateNightmare 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6865

    "Age is just a number"
    -Jacob
    probably the best foreshadowing in this entire series

  • @TheMilitantHorse
    @TheMilitantHorse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1432

    What if, and hear me out, the werewolves in the movie, whenever they changed, their shorts stayed on them, and they were just wolves wearing big shorts?

    • @athenajaxon2397
      @athenajaxon2397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Like the hulk😂😂

    • @tinotica
      @tinotica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I laughed so hard at this!!!!😂😂

    • @lowerkeys
      @lowerkeys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You are a true genius i love you

    • @ejm1225
      @ejm1225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      So, kind of like Crash Bandicoot?

    • @mihir7126
      @mihir7126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Your genius eludes me man

  • @SolidOcelot
    @SolidOcelot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2976

    "you talk about Lord of the Rings a lot" ok Synecdoche boy

    • @samuelsolomon7330
      @samuelsolomon7330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Just please dont mention indigo prophecy.

    • @desanctisapostata
      @desanctisapostata 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      But Synechdoche deserves as much atention as it cans
      Plus, it's just a meme

    • @dinolover
      @dinolover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@desanctisapostata not as much as he fucking mentions it.

    • @desanctisapostata
      @desanctisapostata 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@dinolover That´s your opinion. Don´t get angry

    • @theSuper1Player
      @theSuper1Player 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes! 666th like!

  • @Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves
    @Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1318

    I feel bad for Gaël when he went on the Arwen/Aragorn tangent. I felt it so deeply in my soul.

    • @athenajaxon2397
      @athenajaxon2397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      I wanted to hear more 😢 but the fade away was so funny

    • @Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves
      @Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@athenajaxon2397 he didn't really talk about it much more than was in the cut. Sadly. Gaël is a font of untold knowledge.

    • @undercookedtoast1479
      @undercookedtoast1479 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Its kind of an inverse of Arwen’s conflict if you really think about it, since Bella is a mortal that gains immortality while Arwen is an immortal elf that becomes mortal.

    • @matthewcrome
      @matthewcrome 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Honestly me when talking about like any of 100 different movies

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3195

    I swear if you mention Synecdoche New York another 50 times... I’ll just consider watching it.

    • @hannahtassie8119
      @hannahtassie8119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Hey wasn't expecting you to be here lol

    • @RozyPoyo
      @RozyPoyo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How's cliccy wiccy?

    • @izunahosaki6133
      @izunahosaki6133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      OMG lovely seeing you here. Immediately 100% more wholesome!

    • @Jack-ws5gq
      @Jack-ws5gq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Only consider though

    • @angelabernal4076
      @angelabernal4076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I'm saying like what the fuck why is he always referring to this shit?! I need to seeeeeee

  • @brookejon3695
    @brookejon3695 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +129

    On my walk back through the laughs I've had with Scoot and the gang. Join me, siblings. Rest in peace king.

    • @Elstree
      @Elstree 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      RIP man of many meows.

  • @videogamenostalgia
    @videogamenostalgia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1589

    Michael Sheen is so underrated in these movies. He's the only one with enough self-awareness to realise how badly these would age, and to just have as much fun playing a hammy vampire as he can.

    • @Hoganply
      @Hoganply 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      He's even more self-aware than Ian McDiarmid in the Star Wars Prequels.

    • @kunyoruyo
      @kunyoruyo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      I'd say that Rami Malek is also pretty good in a campy way. Even tho he only appear like 30 seconds in the last movie.

    • @drifter402
      @drifter402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You realise movies have directors right?

    • @videogamenostalgia
      @videogamenostalgia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@drifter402 Directors don't have an enormous amount of control over the final performance, particularly with established actors and especially with blockbuster schlock like this (hence why the central performances are mostly quite bad). This ain't a Mike Leigh movie - the production team are more worried about things like VFX and budgets and schedules - they just need the performances to be passable and other than that they probably don't care too much. It's like Alan Rickman in that Robin Hood movie - when the performance is *so* over the top and *so* out of sync with everyone else's, it's obviously a choice of the actor.

    • @maxthepaladin2147
      @maxthepaladin2147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Golden rule of playing a villain in a crappy movie: ham it up ad much as possible, so there's at least something to be enjoyed there

  • @SimianJimmy
    @SimianJimmy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3413

    Jacob is less attractive BECAUSE he's looks like a dumb dog?? This is a serious betrayal of the YMS lore I know and love

    • @KilgoreSaunders
      @KilgoreSaunders 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      DOGS AREN'T CATS JIMMY

    • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
      @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Too bad they don't know about Michael Sheen's (Aro, leader of the Volturi/Jokester) own turn as a "dumb dog" that same year because then they could throw him in there too. 😆

    • @notchuckproductions5029
      @notchuckproductions5029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      BUT MUMMMMMMMMKY, Wouldn't it be you say the same for you if it were a monkey?
      I mean jummky didn't love Jane Goodall because she looked like a dumb monkey

    • @otterno.1128
      @otterno.1128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey Mumkey

    • @amandalopes3048
      @amandalopes3048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Isn't Adam into big cats?

  • @Wuffskers
    @Wuffskers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1142

    I don't know how Edward looks in the books, but I do find it incredibly weird that they just choose to go through high school over and over? Like I get he looks young, but I mean I also look young enough that I could probably blend in in a high school and I'd be like 10 years older than all the other students and I'd feel like a major creep. I can't imagine pretending to be a teenager in high school for decades even without the creep factor, but like surely he's also old enough that he could just pretend to be a fresh graduate or something, or be a college student. Unlike high school where you'd be learning the same shit at least with college you could get 9 million different degrees if you want. Does he even do anything? he spends all his time in school with Carlisle presumably paying for everything that requires money and he doesn't seem the most social, why bother with school at all? Just stay in your mansion and play FFXIV all the time, why bother doing any of this? lol

    • @Satherian
      @Satherian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      To quote Cosmonaut Variety Hour from his Twilight videos:
      "If I were a vampire, I wouldn't be going to school over and over for hundreds of years. I'd be going to the club, getting bitches."

    • @weiyin8046
      @weiyin8046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      It is stated in the books (don't ask me about my dark past) that they do go to college and graduate and they've done it a bunch of times too, plus they were all turned in their teens so they can stretch it out. they don't really go to school , finish school, and then repeat forever super strictly. they mostly go to school so townspeople dont question too hard why a bunch of teenagers just arent doing shit.
      what i dont fucking get though is that carlisle was turned when he was TWENTY THREE and somehow people accept this guy who looks barely over the drinking age to operate as a highly decorated medical doctor.

    • @shaelynmartin1996
      @shaelynmartin1996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@weiyin8046 It's the same reason why it's dumb that the other vampires can't get fucking jobs with the nine million degrees they have. Because you can look 23, but in reality be pushing 30. They say they only have to move from a place when people Carlisle (Is that really how his name was spelled? o_o) works with question why he doesn't look ANY different after x amount of years.
      Even though he could simply say... "I'm slightly addicted to botox" and people would be like "Yeah, that's fair."

    • @repulsethemonkey1396
      @repulsethemonkey1396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Also consider that of you're like 200 years old, you wouldn't be into highschoolers.

    • @Wuffskers
      @Wuffskers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ​@@weiyin8046 I guess it depends on the town but I feel like I could fuck around and on the off chance someone thought I was a kid playing hooky I could pretty easily play it off that I'm a college student or something, but even that seems unlikely because I feel like I'd never be recognized enough by people for them to question "hey I never see that kid in school". A large enough population and you'd probably never have the same people seeing you enough to find it suspicious unless you had a stalker or something or I suppose if you go to the same places over and over. The major problem would be the few mortals who see you regularly enough to notice your lack of aging, like your neighbor of 20 years who is greying and getting wrinkles while you still look fresh outta high school, or coworkers like with Carlisle. There are people that stay youthful for quite awhile but there is a point that it would get seriously suspicions, like if Carlisle looks 23 and he says as much to the mortals around him and he stays there for like 60 years and should be 80 and someone sees him still looking 23 that's well beyond "aging gracefully" or something lol. They'd probably also need to watch what they do with IDs, even if no one comments on their appearance relative to their age if their current license says they should be 60 but they look 20 that'll be real sus too if they're carded somewhere, so they probably need to get entirely new IDs and documentation every decade or couple decades.

  • @smiley6149
    @smiley6149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    "Period blood..."
    This guy made a good point. In a high school, full of PMSing teenage girls. How has jasper not attacked anyone when he can't even handle the sight or smell of a single blood drop?

    • @GoddoDoggo
      @GoddoDoggo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Every single girl in this school is either an extremely late bloomer or on the best birth control money can buy.

    • @qdominika7253
      @qdominika7253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      I think the author came up with the explanation that period blood its basicly dead tissue so its not the same as the blood in your veins

    • @tmc3593
      @tmc3593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@qdominika7253 thats interesting but i feel like that shouldnt work? thx for the info tho

    • @PRubin-rh4sr
      @PRubin-rh4sr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@qdominika7253 Doesnt make sense still, there is undoubtedly blood and red blood cells in period blood. Im not sure what vampires like about blood but period blood is still blood.

    • @heathercalun4919
      @heathercalun4919 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Jasper's sense of vampire smell gets stronger inversely proportionate to how much plot is going on.

  • @S1nwar
    @S1nwar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    i think the "i dont want you to come" line is the origin of fifty shades

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Edging
      XD

    • @izzyspell2629
      @izzyspell2629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Okay but like Fifty Shades *was* a Twilight fanfiction so this is valid

    • @blacktigerpaw1
      @blacktigerpaw1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@izzyspell2629 Twilight was a wet dream, lol

    • @izzyspell2629
      @izzyspell2629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@blacktigerpaw1 ur not wrong either

  • @MistressHela
    @MistressHela 3 ปีที่แล้ว +859

    Can't wait until they get to the baby stuff.

    • @SpamEggSausage
      @SpamEggSausage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      yeah that baby was so freaky looking

    • @theresacherco3503
      @theresacherco3503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      And Jacob having a thing for a baby

    • @SpamEggSausage
      @SpamEggSausage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@theresacherco3503 insert Michael Jackson joke here

    • @theresacherco3503
      @theresacherco3503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SpamEggSausage lol

    • @Joawlisdoingfine
      @Joawlisdoingfine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@theresacherco3503
      Nobody:
      JACOB: I LOVE THAT BABY SO MUCH

  • @Duplacorn
    @Duplacorn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    Jacob's whole character is described by one quote of his in this movie...
    "Age Is Just A Number."

  • @Vanessa-xx3yz
    @Vanessa-xx3yz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    My favorite part of New Moon has to be the promotional posters. They literaly shove Kristen's head down to the point that it looks like she has no neck. I'm also positive that it was an effort to make her look shorter/smaller than the dudes. My second fave part is spray tan abs.

    • @athenajaxon2397
      @athenajaxon2397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Omg Jacob is supposed to be like 6'7 in the books but Taylor Lautner was like 5'9 in real life lmao

    • @BritishTeaFGC
      @BritishTeaFGC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@athenajaxon2397 I dunno what's more unrealistic. Jacob being 6'7 or the fact that he's a werewolf

    • @SoWhosGae
      @SoWhosGae 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shorter than Taylor most def

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      She’s 5’5” if IMDB is correct but I guess that the guys just aren’t sufficiently taller...

    • @Vanessa-xx3yz
      @Vanessa-xx3yz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@markiangooley It could have been because of the way she's standing in front of the guys, so it makes her look taller. There are alot of promo pics, but the one I'm talking about is where she's standing in the middle of them and they're on each side of her. She legit looks like she has no neck. They make her look bad and overly edited in alot of the pictures, but that's the one that caught my eye first.

  • @thechosenjuan8776
    @thechosenjuan8776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    I used the sound of Gael’s gentle voice to fall asleep only to wake up horrified when thinking about Scoot’s

  • @ebrillswan7235
    @ebrillswan7235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    ”Why did the two stars of this movie do so much heroin before they filmed?” Could you act in this franchise fully sober?

    • @commandercat10
      @commandercat10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Would doing crack in small amounts count as being sober

    • @galleryofrogues
      @galleryofrogues 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@commandercat10 I mean it does for me, so 🤷‍♂️

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      All the scenes where Charlie's drinking was Billy Burke actually trying to get so drunk he'd forget being in the series.

  • @washedblue
    @washedblue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    what upsets me is how nobody ever talks about hilarious the scene is when Edward throws Bella onto a table at her birthday party. the act itself isn't necessarily funny, but the execution looks hilarious. idk how it made it into the movie but I am grateful

    • @briankaslewicz6130
      @briankaslewicz6130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's so funny, like ragdoll physics in Evil Dead.

    • @galaxydogenut9801
      @galaxydogenut9801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@briankaslewicz6130 or GMOD?

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The weird thing is Edward's supposedly trying to protect her from Jasper killing her and drinking her blood but sends her flying into a table making her bleed and probably making Jasper want to drink from her even more.

    • @Finn-wc8nq
      @Finn-wc8nq ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Xehanort10 fr!! I never understood why he fuckin LAUNCHED her across the room bro just stand in front of her

    • @coatimundi69
      @coatimundi69 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@Finn-wc8nq i think he was just trying to shove her further away, like maybe she would trip and fall but be further from jasper, but he forgot his strength in the moment & pushed her so hard she launched?

  • @monkeyming5545
    @monkeyming5545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    When they said “He’s taken this class 90 times”, it made me realize how creepy vampire teen romances are like you’ve been alive for 5,000 years, wtf is so interesting about high school and teens?

    • @blacktigerpaw1
      @blacktigerpaw1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That's why I love Underworld more. They fucked up the second film but damn if those vampires didn't have style.

    • @So_Sunni
      @So_Sunni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I like the Alucard from Hellsing approach. An immortal vampire who finds beauty in people who age. Where people are most beautiful in their twilight years as it is a form he'll never attain with his immortal youth.

    • @alchemistofsteel8099
      @alchemistofsteel8099 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@So_Sunni Why aren't the vampires in Twilight more like the ones in hellsing?

    • @recycledminis
      @recycledminis ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeahhhhhhh

    • @thanatoast4389
      @thanatoast4389 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@alchemistofsteel8099 I would watch that movie.

  • @BlackCrowOfDeath
    @BlackCrowOfDeath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3005

    Fun fact: Taylor Lautner is only 28 years old which means he was only like 17 when this movie came out. so stephanie meyers or whoever cast him was definitely over-sexualizing this teenager.

    • @max5845
      @max5845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +536

      you're too conservative. Jacob himself said that age is just a number. You clearly just hate all forms of love because you've never experienced it yourself.

    • @BlackCrowOfDeath
      @BlackCrowOfDeath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +778

      @@max5845 well damn, foiled again.

    • @AnimeLover-po2nu
      @AnimeLover-po2nu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@RaptorRockDrakeJesus Even though i never read twilight, I have read Life and Death which is a revised version with the genders flipped; and, yep, the Jacob character in that book was underaged.

    • @max5845
      @max5845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@BlackCrowOfDeath True followers of the great Stephanie Myers never lose arguments, you *peasant*.

    • @itsrainy8881
      @itsrainy8881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      another fun fact the producers or casting or what ever told 17 year old taylor lautner that if he didnt get buff for this movie he would loose the part.

  • @yri9917
    @yri9917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    I desperately wish they watched the movies with someone who read the books so they could fill them in on stupid details. Like the reason they don't wear shirts is because when they turn into werewolves, their clothes rip so when they turn back to humans, they're naked. It also says in the books they have clothes lying around in the woods for when they turn back they can magically find their clothes. Can you imagine how much more they'd tear apart these movies if they knew information like this

    • @ooostarb3rryooo
      @ooostarb3rryooo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      As someone who also read all the books, they have no idea the amount of unnecessary details there are. 😂😂

    • @BurningBridgesForever
      @BurningBridgesForever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@ooostarb3rryooo The unnecessary details and the protagonist being more of a Mary Sue with so-called "flaws" is what made me think that Stephanie Meyer might have been writing nothing but Fan Fictions her whole life before she finally decided to publish a few of them as books.

    • @annabanana7659
      @annabanana7659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I mean, I did read the books out of curiosity and I felt like Meyer owed me some hours of life from the ones she wasted. Bella's thoughts were a chore to go through and Meyer wrote two and a half page of just Bella describing Laurent walking into the goddamn meadow!
      Meyer just couldn't stop being so descriptive that she has to add details that doesn't really matter and it made me think that there was no editor while publishing the books because there were plenty of grammatical errors.

    • @lastfirst5863
      @lastfirst5863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why don’t you start the book review channel where you take trashy books like that and tear ‘em to shreds?

    • @lordxilon
      @lordxilon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@lastfirst5863 Just look up Krimson Rogue, does exactly that and compares them to the film.

  • @chaos5867
    @chaos5867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    For all the faults of these movie, my main gripe is Bella's relationship with her father. Charlie is like THE COOLEST dad ever, a lot of kids reading/watching this series would kill to have a father like him. But Bella is so needlessly cold to him and keeps him at such a distance, it's infuriating.

    • @jordanjoestar-turniptruck
      @jordanjoestar-turniptruck 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And she talks down about him like she has to be his mom cooking and cleaning up after him (in the books). Like excuse me bitch, he was doing ok before you moved in.

    • @guthax30
      @guthax30 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Late as hell but yeah that poor god damn actor who had to portray the unluckiest father in the world. He's present, protective, communicative but not overly so...etc etc. He really is Mr. Perfect when it comes to father figures...and yet his f&$%-up daughter has to torment him with stress and worry for 5 straight movies.

    • @-psilo-9071
      @-psilo-9071 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He's a cop though 🤢

    • @mojavefry2617
      @mojavefry2617 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@-psilo-9071Being a cop doesn’t make someone a bad person, you know.

    • @luthientinuviel3883
      @luthientinuviel3883 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@-psilo-9071Charlie is the only good cop

  • @rhiannonyeadon8753
    @rhiannonyeadon8753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    I never questioned how the vampires were so rich.... you save a lotta money when you don't eat, just saying.

    • @TheMedicatedArtist
      @TheMedicatedArtist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      My reasoning was they’ve been alive forever, so money just accumulated. They’d also be at the top of any career field they entered.

    • @radhiadeedou8286
      @radhiadeedou8286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      The "dad" is a doctor

    • @ChillHills
      @ChillHills 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Nah I prefer the saving money on not buying groceries thoery.

    • @angela_merkeI
      @angela_merkeI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      They say in the movies that they use the foresight of that one girl to commit stock fraud if i remember correctly.

    • @matthew1882
      @matthew1882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@angela_merkeI that sounds way more interesting than the actual plot. Imagine American Psycho but with vampires.

  • @kglistless
    @kglistless 3 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    They're not bears; they're twinks.

    • @zanpakutoman4225
      @zanpakutoman4225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought hairy twinks were Otters.

    • @sarabrown159
      @sarabrown159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@zanpakutoman4225 No, those are two different categories. Otters are usually older and always have more hair, so part of the bear community. They're not twinks if they have visible body hair.

    • @BaconheartStuff
      @BaconheartStuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      with that much muscle wouldn't they be twunks?

    • @heartache5742
      @heartache5742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@BaconheartStuff yeah, twunk seems right

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Underrated comment.

  • @android19willpwn
    @android19willpwn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    I like that the plot point of "she jumped off a cliff into vampire-infested waters to hallucinate her vampire ex" is so monumentally dumb that they could not understand that that's what was going on.

    • @ajokebygod
      @ajokebygod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I've seen all the movies and I still don't understand what Victoria was doing in the ocean*
      *lake

    • @repulsethemonkey1396
      @repulsethemonkey1396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Vampire infested waters lmao

    • @c.o7993
      @c.o7993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did she actually know about the vampire part?
      I kept zoning out when I was reading

    • @REDinitial
      @REDinitial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ajokebygod I think she was trying to get the shifters/werewolves off her scent? That's all I got.

  • @GEKKOZILLA
    @GEKKOZILLA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    The whole twilight saga is a beautiful gift, you just can’t find this specific type of cringe nowadays

    • @ChillHills
      @ChillHills 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You think that until you try to watch it. Even their commentary on the first one couldn't get me through the actual movie.

    • @briankaslewicz6130
      @briankaslewicz6130 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Artisanal Cringe

    • @Tetragrammaton22
      @Tetragrammaton22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There will always be an endless supply of cringe movies.

    • @candideggplant1575
      @candideggplant1575 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Tetragrammaton22 they just don't make a big a wave as twilight. Twilight was huge, cringe movies are made every summer for teenagers that don't have the brain capacity yet to realize that the movies are utter dogshit looking for a quick buck

    • @kimifw58
      @kimifw58 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Romance literature has plenty of this cringe.

  • @jackbennersmoviereviews
    @jackbennersmoviereviews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    I’m so glad 10 years after this film Robert Pattinson did The Lighthouse and became an amazing actor after Twilight. I felt like him and Dafoe were snubbed of Oscar nominations for The Lighthouse.

    • @Chiefs_fan1595
      @Chiefs_fan1595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      The academy hates horror movies. It’ll never change unfortunately

    • @stuffwithsoph8264
      @stuffwithsoph8264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yess!!! They did such an amazing job, rewatched it recently and I'm continuosly impressed by both of them. Robert Pattinson has done some other good films too, shame that this series (which he himself hates and regrets) gave him a bad reputation when he is an amazing and talented artist

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Pattinson was good before Twilight. Those movies just didn't get a lot of distribution

    • @milesedgeworth132
      @milesedgeworth132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He was great in Good Time.

    • @jackbennersmoviereviews
      @jackbennersmoviereviews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@milesedgeworth132 Good Time was great as well.

  • @goreycinema
    @goreycinema 3 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    The relationship between Jacob and Bella was actually relatively normal and healthy, so it kind of irks me that they completely retconned his character in the sequels to be the most creepy and unlikeable asshole possible.

    • @stevenholt7670
      @stevenholt7670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Stephanie Meyers hates healthy relationships. Probably because she couldn't have one. Hence wanting to leave her family if her fictional characters ever showed up on her doorstep.

    • @MusicaNota
      @MusicaNota ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Probably because everyone liked Jacob better, so Meyers had to completely ruin him in order for the audience to support Edward.

    • @accidentalmadness1708
      @accidentalmadness1708 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stevenholt7670 well… wouldn’t you?

  • @autumnbrown3070
    @autumnbrown3070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    fun fact about the werewolves in the books: the quilllote were technically (according to the book) shapeshifters and not genuine werewolves. werewolves do exist somewhere else but it's never relevant so it's confusing why it ever comes up.

    • @repulsethemonkey1396
      @repulsethemonkey1396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I thought they were skinwalkers

    • @kirbyfan4
      @kirbyfan4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Some werewolf is gonna make an internet petition about how the quillote was appropriating his culture now

    • @funkyfranx
      @funkyfranx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It did come up in the books actually, at the very end of the last one, it's briefly mentioned they're shapeshifters not werewolves

    • @autumnbrown3070
      @autumnbrown3070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@funkyfranx that's exactly what i said

    • @autumnbrown3070
      @autumnbrown3070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@repulsethemonkey1396 i don't remember whether that was the specific term used or not as it's been well over 10 years but pretty much. one could argue that skinwalkers are a subset of shapeshifters.

  • @aceshaun
    @aceshaun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    Of course Stephanie Meyer wrote in scenes involving a shirtless teenaged boy, she's a mormon

  • @mihaelfajt293
    @mihaelfajt293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    so in the books, the whole new moon book is just bella whining how much she misses edward, the actual action is like last 10% of the book, it was agonizing to read, idk why i did this to myself

    • @misseldebelieving6975
      @misseldebelieving6975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I've read it once it was the worst of the saga but the movie is more bearable to watch for me (even if I skip a few scenes)

    • @mihaelfajt293
      @mihaelfajt293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@misseldebelieving6975 yeah i didn't watch the movie, I don't wanna relive the trauma lol

    • @commandercat10
      @commandercat10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well this is why I don’t read about teen romances

    • @morganelizabeth7883
      @morganelizabeth7883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I’ll never forget the torture of reading the months passing by page by page while Bella whines and does nothing. Still the worst book I’ve ever read.

    • @importantstuf8870
      @importantstuf8870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@morganelizabeth7883 sounds like my depression

  • @kittylord22_vgf89
    @kittylord22_vgf89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I will never forget the moment when I went to visit my great grandfather, who fought in D-Day in WW2. And I saw every twilight book on his shelf, when I asked him about it he was like “I love those, they are so interesting”

    • @mish375
      @mish375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Maybe he was testing family and friends to see what kinds of authors they'd tolerate?

    • @goingunder2548
      @goingunder2548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well they say trauma damages the brain in certain areas

    • @goldenageofdinosaurs7192
      @goldenageofdinosaurs7192 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That’s freaking awesome!

  • @avianlord2779
    @avianlord2779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    Can we talk about how underrated and underappreciated Bella's dad is

    • @randomyoutuber1896
      @randomyoutuber1896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Yes, he’s my favourite character

    • @murciadoxial8056
      @murciadoxial8056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      THANK YOU! he is a true dilf and you can't change my mind.

    • @b3nl555
      @b3nl555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Gdilf
      Gmilf
      Guilf
      Gailf
      Milf
      Dilf
      Uilf
      Ailf
      Silf/Dilf
      Cilf
      Nilf

    • @Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves
      @Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Charlie's the best character in the entire franchise.

    • @randomyoutuber1896
      @randomyoutuber1896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @David Cordero y e s

  • @trash_chan
    @trash_chan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I can recall that me and my cousins snuck into a screening of this movie when it was first released. We came in just when Taylor Lautner took his shirt off, then multiple ovaries exploding in the cinema and me being pretty young, I immediately thought Sharkboy and Lavagirl was screening and wondered why I wasn't originally allowed to watch it. It's a repressed memory.

  • @mastems
    @mastems 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I went on a date with my to be wife to the release of this movie. She slept through the movie while I enjoyed myself immensely. The best comedy that year hands down.

    • @Sazandora123
      @Sazandora123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's so wholesome.

  • @Plepsfoko
    @Plepsfoko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    ‘He looks like a dumb dog’
    Hey! Dogs are my friends, identify yourself!

    • @angelabernal4076
      @angelabernal4076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👀

    • @aquiline-eagle9669
      @aquiline-eagle9669 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude I’ve heard that quote before- where the heck is it from? I’m dying here lol

  • @kik888le
    @kik888le 3 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    i have no social life so like watching these videos to feel like i have friends

    • @joemama-ej7kw
      @joemama-ej7kw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Old Soothouse videos are good for that too

    • @dtczyk8976
      @dtczyk8976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahaha yo same fam

    • @Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves
      @Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Same..
      It was funny and cute when I watched Birdbox but after 2020 it's begun to feel like I'm just digging myself further into a hole I don't even want to think about.

    • @luccacaixeta
      @luccacaixeta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They're some of my virtual pals too

    • @theodora1901
      @theodora1901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Same, I've watched these videos an unhealthy amount of time. Maybe I should try to make friends instead

  • @MasoTrumoi
    @MasoTrumoi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    I genuinely can't wait for them to get to the last movie. It's the only one I've seen and only time I've been disruptive in a movie theater. I was laughing so hard and so loud my girlfriend was debating leaving before the ending to prevent me from embarrassing her further. I regret nothing, it was a cinematic classic.

    • @papayalol
      @papayalol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I watched the last movie in theaters when I was ten years old, having not seen any of the other ones. It's kind of weird watching these videos and having the repressed memories of that godawful movie slowly come back.

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    On this episode of Stephanie Myer's infamous movies based on her weird, kinky, romance fantasies about Vampires and Werewolves.

    • @BritishTeaFGC
      @BritishTeaFGC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It's a good sequel to My Immortal

    • @comixproviderftw_02
      @comixproviderftw_02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@BritishTeaFGC If 50 Shades of Grey gets a movie, why not My Immortal? At least it would be funny bad.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      BiteFight for “grownups “
      XD

    • @lightofthenightsky13
      @lightofthenightsky13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@comixproviderftw_02 Wouldn't it be hell getting the proper licenses together for that with the amount of properties it uses? Unless it's just a fan film in which case we can just watch Internet Historian's version.

    • @BlisaBLisa
      @BlisaBLisa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      and mormonism

  • @ArJayPtV
    @ArJayPtV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Bella knows the only time she can see Edward is if she is in danger, so the entire movie is just her putting herself in life threatening situations to see someone who voluntarily left her. Super great and wonderful lovely.

    • @LetsSingTheDoomSong
      @LetsSingTheDoomSong 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'm speechless at how effectively they portray the importance of being an independent strong wahmen who don't need no man

  • @panpani5079
    @panpani5079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    "What a marshmallow" and Bella laughs like she's not the biggest wimp in the whole series

    • @randid7978
      @randid7978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      You don’t understand!!!!! She’s not like other girls!!!!!! She likes gore and facepuncher!!!!!! ! !! !

    • @guthax30
      @guthax30 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair: Women are allowed to be wimps in our society. Men find weakness attractive in women...creepy maybe, but true.

    • @vetreas366
      @vetreas366 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@randid7978 Woah woah woah! The name is "Face Punch" alright? "Facepuncher" is the in-universe Asylum knock-off and it was actually above average for Asylum movies.
      It put its lead actor, Bruce Dwayne (real name Robbie Pattycake), on the map and he would go on to act in a lot of movies including BC Universe's "Catman" though he'd admit he never really liked the "Facepuncher" series and he felt like it could've seriously ruined his career if it'd typecast him as a lone brooding face... puncher... who shines in the direct light of the moon or something, dunno I don't watch Asylum knock-offs.

  • @elgrenudocascarrabias6936
    @elgrenudocascarrabias6936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    Hell yeah , another banger from Adum and Pals

    • @maurabewsbasemen4005
      @maurabewsbasemen4005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Skamacho th-cam.com/video/KyO6_VQBVvQ/w-d-xo.html video blocked by

  • @riseofthesugars5312
    @riseofthesugars5312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    I feel bad for Robert Pattinson. No matter how many amazing roles he has had since Edward, he will always be known as Edward.

    • @matthew1882
      @matthew1882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Nah since I saw Tenet I really disassociated Pattinson from these movies.

    • @Fuges
      @Fuges 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Don’t worry, he’ll be known as Batman soon

    • @briankaslewicz6130
      @briankaslewicz6130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So true. His career redemption reminds me weirdly enough of Jaleel White playing as himself in Big Fat Liar- so desperate to shake of the Urkel image he'll star in weird shit, like a buddy cop movie with a chicken.

    • @nowhereman6019
      @nowhereman6019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I mean, I just think of The Lighthouse when I think of him. Also that one roll in Harry Potter.

    • @lennypane62
      @lennypane62 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??????

  • @skippyminccino5771
    @skippyminccino5771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    can’t wait for them to find out Jasper’s a confederate soldier

  • @Lishadra
    @Lishadra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    “Age is just a number, baby.” Says the character who imprints onto an infant!! Hello?!

  • @AntiVectorTV
    @AntiVectorTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    "Age is just a number"
    -Jacob
    You know what else is a number? 911.

    • @Historyguy-xu5ht
      @Historyguy-xu5ht 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funny story, me and my siblings used to say when we were younger 991. My parents recently told me that it actually worried her that we would actually would call that

    • @videogamenostalgia
      @videogamenostalgia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Why would you bring the World Trade Center into it?

    • @CurlyFry.
      @CurlyFry. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@videogamenostalgia 😆

    • @noone3216
      @noone3216 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What's crazy about this is that 911 is also the timestamp for that line. Are you a wizard?

  • @catendway4754
    @catendway4754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    *The female young adult/teen fantasy starter pack:*
    • the plain-Jane ordinary girl who’s “ugly” and boring (but also not like other girls)
    • she’ll most likely be in a love triangle
    • the dark brooding handsome one who’s dark & cold
    • but he has a sensitive side to him (like playing the guitar or something)
    • the down-on-their-luck childhood -simp- best friend
    • he’s just SO sweet and caring to the female protagonist
    • (extra points if the BFF has a darker dominant side that turns on the protagonist and the audience demographic)
    • and it’s not just the two boys were are attracted to her
    • anybody who knows their worth KNOWS that the protagonist is beautiful and special
    • ranging from friends, to civilizations, to bodies of governments, to VILLAINS etc
    • the true bad guys are the characters who don’t the specialness of the female protagonist
    • like, that’s an entirely NEW low that even the villains won’t stoop to
    • (extra extra points if the protagonist whines about being judged, yet judges other females)
    • (btw, if you guys see this hypocrisy, it’ll be projection on the writer’s part 75% of the time)
    • Also, I can’t be the only one who’s seeing a WIERD amount of incest in teen oriented entertainment?
    • whether it’s cousins, step-siblings/parents, love interests’ parents hooking up at one point
    • And producing the love interests’ half sibling they now share
    • And they romanticize it.?.???
    • No one seems to be as weirded out as any normal person would be?
    • Anime’s not even THAT weird!
    • Ah fuck it, it’s all selling anyways
    • If it ain’t broke, why fix it

  • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
    @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    19:02 The fact that I never realized Edward wanting to die because he thought Bella was dead only for her to not be was an ode to Romeo & Juliet the whole time despite the book LITERALLY being used in the movie has me so ashamed of myself. 😆🙃

    • @Valzahd
      @Valzahd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It was just such a painfully stupid cliche your brain refused to acknowledge it.

    • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
      @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Valzahd Yeah, maybe that was it. 😆

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If it's any consolation, Romeo and Juliet didn't have Juliet constantly being with a guy who would be better for her.

  • @coulrophobiia
    @coulrophobiia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    on the period blood note, i once saw a short horror film that had that exact concept. the humans & vampires had a pact that they wouldn't hurt each other as long as the human women collected their period blood & gave it to the vampires.

    • @airari24
      @airari24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Do you the name of it?

    • @airari24
      @airari24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @A Lu ?? I just wanna what a horror short with an interesting premise??

    • @SoWhosGae
      @SoWhosGae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Except it wouldn't be that sustainable because we don't lose as much blood during our periods.

    • @NGRevenant
      @NGRevenant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I can't put in to words how gross that sounds jesus christ

    • @coulrophobiia
      @coulrophobiia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@airari24 unfortunately i can't remember. i saw it on ShortsTV one night. I think the name was in french. even though the premise was ridiculous it was actually kinda good.

  • @alexiaalexandra9627
    @alexiaalexandra9627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    -Twilight New Moon shows Edward as a ghost-
    13 Reasons Why: Write that down! Write that down!

  • @quarksize1454
    @quarksize1454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Y’all are gonna have a field day with breaking dawn part 1

  • @SonicHaXD
    @SonicHaXD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1560

    I'm coming.
    I don't want you to come.
    LMFAO XD

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Edging is a kink
      XD

    • @rosanbenitez7011
      @rosanbenitez7011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Where is Kronika sucks part 76

    • @GameGod77
      @GameGod77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Now I understand why 50 shades started as twilight fan fiction.

    • @ShadowWolf1307
      @ShadowWolf1307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@GameGod77 omg thats what i was thinking when i saw this scene here xD

    • @inuyashasmells
      @inuyashasmells 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      “That’s it that’s the entire series!!!”

  • @lionblaze0384
    @lionblaze0384 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    14:00 yknow, the wolves in this movie, while 2009 cgi, STILL emote more than the lions in tlk 2019

  • @AttemptedVoices
    @AttemptedVoices ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Jacob: "If any of them bites a human, the truce is off."
    Bella: "But if I choose it, it has nothing to do with you."
    Jacob: "...Did you not hear me?"

  • @DimaPreo_
    @DimaPreo_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    Why does Bella always look like an American girl doll in every scene cause her top teeth always show lmao.

    • @SpamEggSausage
      @SpamEggSausage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      American girl dolls don't twitch though

    • @gabrielac2663
      @gabrielac2663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      me, as a mouth breather because of health problems, with big teeth: *sweats profusely*

    • @jaden_bricker
      @jaden_bricker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SpamEggSausage that you’ve seen

    • @DimaPreo_
      @DimaPreo_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@SpamEggSausage my American girl dolls were definitely cursed.

    • @charliewegner
      @charliewegner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don’t ever insult my American girl dolls like this ever again

  • @DendyJungle
    @DendyJungle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    21:48 this is even more true for the Harry Potter films. Like every student without fail not only marries but stays married to their school crush for 20 years

    • @BabyGirlTiny
      @BabyGirlTiny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tbf, its only the main characters. And the only reason it works in Harry Potter, is because the main couples get together in their last year so its not like they spent 6 years together as a couple. Also, Harry had a crush on Cho until he got with ginny so its pretty different

    • @muhammadeisa1459
      @muhammadeisa1459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BabyGirlTiny I think it's more about the fact that they all went through several extremely traumatic experiences with each other and that forged a powerful bond that made their marriages last so long.

    • @Ashbrash1998
      @Ashbrash1998 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@muhammadeisa1459That's not how trauma works

  • @cheapsteaks
    @cheapsteaks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "whoever you fall in love with when you're 16 should be who you're with forever" - stephenie meyer is a mormon and mormon's believe that you get your own celestial planet with whoever you first marry, soooooo

    • @mish375
      @mish375 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah...Mormons have some weird beliefs. It sounds like she was likely isolated from the world growing up, which might explain how bizarre this fantasy story of hers is.

    • @rh8884
      @rh8884 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This makes all the titles make so much more sense. You literally just did the "make it make sense" meme for me like 100 years after I first read these books

  • @jorschachblatant1934
    @jorschachblatant1934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    "Is that a straight people thing?" -- YMS, 2021.

  • @dimthecat9418
    @dimthecat9418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I’ve never been so excited to watch twilight

    • @rooksclown316
      @rooksclown316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same. I can't wait for the rest.

  • @bradwilcox08
    @bradwilcox08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    9:13 that didn’t age well for his character, considering...

  • @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
    @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    This whole movie felt like I was getting mooned for two hours

  • @TheQav
    @TheQav 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Adam learned his flawless Goofy impression in a very specific role-play scenario.

  • @luccacaixeta
    @luccacaixeta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    There isn't a single natural facial expression in these movies

    • @thekingmansplainer6813
      @thekingmansplainer6813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      that's because there isn't a single natural line for the actors to say,what else are they supposed to do?

    • @luccacaixeta
      @luccacaixeta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thekingmansplainer6813 Point taken

    • @Satherian
      @Satherian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nah, the actor playing Charlie does a great job

    • @mish375
      @mish375 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair, Kristen Stewart doesn't really do natural facial expressions. Some rumours are that she's extremely introverted, so if that's true, it might explain why she's so socially awkward.

  • @SpiritOfTheSeasons
    @SpiritOfTheSeasons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    this movie is lit so darkly i had to turn my brightness all the way up to see anything

  • @asinnerontheright
    @asinnerontheright 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Carlisle and Charlie are my favourite characters in these films. The best Dilfs.

  • @willie4982
    @willie4982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    There are vampire politics in this movie, I know how that sounds but hear me out. The vamps in power don't want to kill Edward cause of his mind powers so Edward revealing himself to the crowd is considered treason to vampires and is punishable by death. But also the vamps in power were never going to let him reveal himself in the first place, they were going to kill him before he could get that far. And then when bella saves him, they still fight cause bella is a human that knows about vampires which is still treason. I hate myself for knowing this.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      While that _is_ an explanation, it feels like a very silly one.

  • @guthax30
    @guthax30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Movie 4 and 5 is gonna be the really fun one's...get ready for some shit, guys.

    • @luiginastro8831
      @luiginastro8831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Can't wait for their reaction to *that* fight scene in the last one

  • @preciousgirl2010
    @preciousgirl2010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    If Edwin was in his 100s and Bella was in high school....and he actively over the years chose to not get a real job but to jump from high schools to high schools....you know what...there's too much going on in the world already lol imma head out

  • @saratariq8
    @saratariq8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    can we just talk about how edward doesnt have a reflection in this movie but james, the crazy dude from the last movie, had like three at once when he was trying to kill bella?

  • @absolutless
    @absolutless 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "Let's put Romeo and Juliet on the pillow beside her, because then we're like that guy who wrote it."

  • @Something_Maybe
    @Something_Maybe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    “Age is just a number, baby”
    And prison is just a place.

  • @disgruntledcashier503
    @disgruntledcashier503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    “I don’t want you to come”
    -Stephanie Meyer’s husband on their wedding night

  • @Sarahonwheels
    @Sarahonwheels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Billy Burke plays the role of his career as Charlie. He's the highlight of the saga. Why couldn't Meyer do a prequel of Charlie's pov in twilight?

  • @xmegami5511
    @xmegami5511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    4:07 Was not expecting to hear something from the Code Geass ost, but ain't complaining.

  • @lilliegreenlaw
    @lilliegreenlaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I love how invested in this Adum is.

  • @athenajaxon2397
    @athenajaxon2397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    Aw second also Gael has the funniest commentary his LOTR commentary was hilarious

    • @mistercappuccino
      @mistercappuccino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I believe it's spelled "Guy L".

    • @athenajaxon2397
      @athenajaxon2397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mistercappuccino YMS spelled it like that down in the comments lmao

  • @MrPlow-jc4cr
    @MrPlow-jc4cr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I'm guessing the werewolves never wear shirts because they are constantly ripping their clothes when they transform. But in that case, they should probably stop wearing pants too.
    I just want realism, guys. No other reason.

  • @jordandylan4842
    @jordandylan4842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "Jesse, what are you talking about?" is something I bet Adam says on a regular basis

  • @therabbitfollower5550
    @therabbitfollower5550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    11:09 Fun fact about this: "Face Punch" is a placeholder title that was used in the script and never got changed. The same thing happened with Avatar with the term "unobtanium" being used for their valueble metal.

    • @SlippySnakes
      @SlippySnakes ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also the dev team for Garry’s mod

  • @ActuallyAnanya
    @ActuallyAnanya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    So Bella jumped in the water because whenever she put herself in danger she felt like Edward was there or that he'd come to save her given what happened in the first film. Yes that's the plot. Yes it's stupid.
    Also Bella being the only one Edward "couldn't see coming" was set up in the first movie in that heh can't read her mind automatically like he can with everyone else. Every other criticism is valid though.

    • @joinsideke
      @joinsideke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bella has a mental breakdown, takes on suicidal tendencies, and instead of getting professional help, she gets married right out of high school to the guy who triggered such severe separation anxiety that she threw herself off a cliff. ROMANCE!

    • @mish375
      @mish375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Great" message for anyone wanting a romance...suicidal tendencies somehow win you love? That's deeply concerning.

    • @rh8884
      @rh8884 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@mish375 Every single plot point in all the books are 😁

  • @theosmiumnerd2209
    @theosmiumnerd2209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Did she say pain?"
    "Yeah it's Power Word Kill"
    Oh my God yes!

  • @NoPantsBaby
    @NoPantsBaby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The best part about this is that one of them CLEARLY watched these before and knows intricate details about the characters and lore but tries to obfuscate it.

  • @42neddy
    @42neddy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That one
    "Scoot
    He figured it out"
    edit cracks me up every time. RIP big cat we were so lucky to be entertained by you

  • @scrappy2082
    @scrappy2082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Jacob saying "age is just a number" is alot more fucked up when u remeber that he falls in love with a baby in the finale

  • @Fraggle-h7o
    @Fraggle-h7o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Jacob: "Age is just a number"
    clever foreshadowing for how he gonna imprint on a baby later.

  • @the_venomous_viper1234
    @the_venomous_viper1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    It’s painfully clear they got a lesbian to act in a straight love triangle

    • @imsadlol4528
      @imsadlol4528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      she doesn’t have great chemistry with her love interests when she plays a lesbian either

    • @superchunk1661
      @superchunk1661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Gay people can't act confirmed?

    • @JJ-sq1fv
      @JJ-sq1fv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      It’s even weirder because I’m pretty sure that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson where actually dating in real life during the filming of these movies. So the fact they have no chemistry is even more wacky

    • @JJ-sq1fv
      @JJ-sq1fv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @Niŋin turdl已 true. Although TBF I don’t think anyone could’ve made that writing work

    • @conradlorgar5508
      @conradlorgar5508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's almost like she should be acting or something

  • @YouCantDeleteDenzelL
    @YouCantDeleteDenzelL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    God this movie is so slow paced, even WITH the commentary from the bois

  • @ChilidishJambino432
    @ChilidishJambino432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    “I’m coming!”
    “Bella, I don’t want you to come.”
    Real talk-REAL TALK
    This was the moment that made E.L. James go
    “Yep, time to write 50 Shades of Grey.”

  • @helterskeletors
    @helterskeletors 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    i love the defeated “ah...okay...that happened...” because it perfectly describes any scene in all of these movies

  • @imaginaryfanboy
    @imaginaryfanboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    A horse, a tiger and a dalmatian walk into a living room.
    They watch The Twilight Saga: New Moon.

  • @philljustphill1656
    @philljustphill1656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Did Scott just imply he can see John Cena? I don't that's possible doh...

  • @onescenewonder8904
    @onescenewonder8904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Editor's of YMS, take note. The sound bite "Let me out of here" from the SAW video game? It's like a button labeled "Make this one guy laugh so hard he pauses the video. EVERY TIME." I invite you to keep pushing it whenever relevant, please and thank you.

  • @ellanorris4682
    @ellanorris4682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    My friends also don’t listen to me cause I talk about lotr too much

  • @MissMedeiros
    @MissMedeiros 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    This film is pure suffering. Why do you torture yourself watching this ??

    • @xblade149
      @xblade149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Its only good with friends

    • @noobnoob8922
      @noobnoob8922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No it doesn't! Be drunk/high with friends.
      It becomes much more likeable.

    • @cinnabonbons
      @cinnabonbons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To bring us joy at their suffering.

    • @phi1105
      @phi1105 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I straight up fell asleep watching this with a friend

    • @xblade149
      @xblade149 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@noobnoob8922 exactly

  • @pssd-ff-dth-grps-fn8797
    @pssd-ff-dth-grps-fn8797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    This doesn’t have much to do with anything, but according to Midnight Sun, Bella’s favorite movies are:
    pride and prejudice
beauty and the beast
vertigo
empire strikes back
    monty python and the holy grail
    gattaca

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      GATTACA
      She knows that movie exists?!

    • @SIRslipperyasp91
      @SIRslipperyasp91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      This is the most character development she gets in the whole fucking saga.

    • @luiginastro8831
      @luiginastro8831 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The hell is Midnight Sun?

    • @MariposaNudrath
      @MariposaNudrath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@luiginastro8831 It's Twilight all over again but from Edward's perspective

    • @theresacherco3503
      @theresacherco3503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some reason I wanna read the book

  • @immaleaf4964
    @immaleaf4964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    How much did these three listen to Avril Lavine in high school.
    Every time, just break out into sk8ter boi

    • @joinsideke
      @joinsideke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's a tale as old as time.

    • @immaleaf4964
      @immaleaf4964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@joinsideke Do NOT besmirch Dame Judi Dench in such a way

  • @kane1356
    @kane1356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This movie is basically My Immortal

  • @cheeez9438
    @cheeez9438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I haven’t seen anyone mention the extremely quiet goofy impression and image fade in. That is fucking hysterical

  • @SeamusTWD
    @SeamusTWD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    new moon more like no moon haha guys like if you have never experienced happiness

    • @kronos1794
      @kronos1794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      With this like I grant you the gift of partial happiness