Are you going to do vampires suck after all the twilight movies ? I hope you do, because I believe you have never watched a selzerburg film, and you can't call your self a true film critic unless you have seen one
What if, and hear me out, the werewolves in the movie, whenever they changed, their shorts stayed on them, and they were just wolves wearing big shorts?
Its kind of an inverse of Arwen’s conflict if you really think about it, since Bella is a mortal that gains immortality while Arwen is an immortal elf that becomes mortal.
Michael Sheen is so underrated in these movies. He's the only one with enough self-awareness to realise how badly these would age, and to just have as much fun playing a hammy vampire as he can.
@@drifter402 Directors don't have an enormous amount of control over the final performance, particularly with established actors and especially with blockbuster schlock like this (hence why the central performances are mostly quite bad). This ain't a Mike Leigh movie - the production team are more worried about things like VFX and budgets and schedules - they just need the performances to be passable and other than that they probably don't care too much. It's like Alan Rickman in that Robin Hood movie - when the performance is *so* over the top and *so* out of sync with everyone else's, it's obviously a choice of the actor.
Too bad they don't know about Michael Sheen's (Aro, leader of the Volturi/Jokester) own turn as a "dumb dog" that same year because then they could throw him in there too. 😆
BUT MUMMMMMMMMKY, Wouldn't it be you say the same for you if it were a monkey? I mean jummky didn't love Jane Goodall because she looked like a dumb monkey
I don't know how Edward looks in the books, but I do find it incredibly weird that they just choose to go through high school over and over? Like I get he looks young, but I mean I also look young enough that I could probably blend in in a high school and I'd be like 10 years older than all the other students and I'd feel like a major creep. I can't imagine pretending to be a teenager in high school for decades even without the creep factor, but like surely he's also old enough that he could just pretend to be a fresh graduate or something, or be a college student. Unlike high school where you'd be learning the same shit at least with college you could get 9 million different degrees if you want. Does he even do anything? he spends all his time in school with Carlisle presumably paying for everything that requires money and he doesn't seem the most social, why bother with school at all? Just stay in your mansion and play FFXIV all the time, why bother doing any of this? lol
To quote Cosmonaut Variety Hour from his Twilight videos: "If I were a vampire, I wouldn't be going to school over and over for hundreds of years. I'd be going to the club, getting bitches."
It is stated in the books (don't ask me about my dark past) that they do go to college and graduate and they've done it a bunch of times too, plus they were all turned in their teens so they can stretch it out. they don't really go to school , finish school, and then repeat forever super strictly. they mostly go to school so townspeople dont question too hard why a bunch of teenagers just arent doing shit. what i dont fucking get though is that carlisle was turned when he was TWENTY THREE and somehow people accept this guy who looks barely over the drinking age to operate as a highly decorated medical doctor.
@@weiyin8046 It's the same reason why it's dumb that the other vampires can't get fucking jobs with the nine million degrees they have. Because you can look 23, but in reality be pushing 30. They say they only have to move from a place when people Carlisle (Is that really how his name was spelled? o_o) works with question why he doesn't look ANY different after x amount of years. Even though he could simply say... "I'm slightly addicted to botox" and people would be like "Yeah, that's fair."
@@weiyin8046 I guess it depends on the town but I feel like I could fuck around and on the off chance someone thought I was a kid playing hooky I could pretty easily play it off that I'm a college student or something, but even that seems unlikely because I feel like I'd never be recognized enough by people for them to question "hey I never see that kid in school". A large enough population and you'd probably never have the same people seeing you enough to find it suspicious unless you had a stalker or something or I suppose if you go to the same places over and over. The major problem would be the few mortals who see you regularly enough to notice your lack of aging, like your neighbor of 20 years who is greying and getting wrinkles while you still look fresh outta high school, or coworkers like with Carlisle. There are people that stay youthful for quite awhile but there is a point that it would get seriously suspicions, like if Carlisle looks 23 and he says as much to the mortals around him and he stays there for like 60 years and should be 80 and someone sees him still looking 23 that's well beyond "aging gracefully" or something lol. They'd probably also need to watch what they do with IDs, even if no one comments on their appearance relative to their age if their current license says they should be 60 but they look 20 that'll be real sus too if they're carded somewhere, so they probably need to get entirely new IDs and documentation every decade or couple decades.
"Period blood..." This guy made a good point. In a high school, full of PMSing teenage girls. How has jasper not attacked anyone when he can't even handle the sight or smell of a single blood drop?
@@qdominika7253 Doesnt make sense still, there is undoubtedly blood and red blood cells in period blood. Im not sure what vampires like about blood but period blood is still blood.
Fun fact: Taylor Lautner is only 28 years old which means he was only like 17 when this movie came out. so stephanie meyers or whoever cast him was definitely over-sexualizing this teenager.
you're too conservative. Jacob himself said that age is just a number. You clearly just hate all forms of love because you've never experienced it yourself.
@@RaptorRockDrakeJesus Even though i never read twilight, I have read Life and Death which is a revised version with the genders flipped; and, yep, the Jacob character in that book was underaged.
another fun fact the producers or casting or what ever told 17 year old taylor lautner that if he didnt get buff for this movie he would loose the part.
My favorite part of New Moon has to be the promotional posters. They literaly shove Kristen's head down to the point that it looks like she has no neck. I'm also positive that it was an effort to make her look shorter/smaller than the dudes. My second fave part is spray tan abs.
@@markiangooley It could have been because of the way she's standing in front of the guys, so it makes her look taller. There are alot of promo pics, but the one I'm talking about is where she's standing in the middle of them and they're on each side of her. She legit looks like she has no neck. They make her look bad and overly edited in alot of the pictures, but that's the one that caught my eye first.
When they said “He’s taken this class 90 times”, it made me realize how creepy vampire teen romances are like you’ve been alive for 5,000 years, wtf is so interesting about high school and teens?
I like the Alucard from Hellsing approach. An immortal vampire who finds beauty in people who age. Where people are most beautiful in their twilight years as it is a form he'll never attain with his immortal youth.
I desperately wish they watched the movies with someone who read the books so they could fill them in on stupid details. Like the reason they don't wear shirts is because when they turn into werewolves, their clothes rip so when they turn back to humans, they're naked. It also says in the books they have clothes lying around in the woods for when they turn back they can magically find their clothes. Can you imagine how much more they'd tear apart these movies if they knew information like this
@@ooostarb3rryooo The unnecessary details and the protagonist being more of a Mary Sue with so-called "flaws" is what made me think that Stephanie Meyer might have been writing nothing but Fan Fictions her whole life before she finally decided to publish a few of them as books.
I mean, I did read the books out of curiosity and I felt like Meyer owed me some hours of life from the ones she wasted. Bella's thoughts were a chore to go through and Meyer wrote two and a half page of just Bella describing Laurent walking into the goddamn meadow! Meyer just couldn't stop being so descriptive that she has to add details that doesn't really matter and it made me think that there was no editor while publishing the books because there were plenty of grammatical errors.
what upsets me is how nobody ever talks about hilarious the scene is when Edward throws Bella onto a table at her birthday party. the act itself isn't necessarily funny, but the execution looks hilarious. idk how it made it into the movie but I am grateful
The weird thing is Edward's supposedly trying to protect her from Jasper killing her and drinking her blood but sends her flying into a table making her bleed and probably making Jasper want to drink from her even more.
@@Finn-wc8nq i think he was just trying to shove her further away, like maybe she would trip and fall but be further from jasper, but he forgot his strength in the moment & pushed her so hard she launched?
For all the faults of these movie, my main gripe is Bella's relationship with her father. Charlie is like THE COOLEST dad ever, a lot of kids reading/watching this series would kill to have a father like him. But Bella is so needlessly cold to him and keeps him at such a distance, it's infuriating.
And she talks down about him like she has to be his mom cooking and cleaning up after him (in the books). Like excuse me bitch, he was doing ok before you moved in.
Late as hell but yeah that poor god damn actor who had to portray the unluckiest father in the world. He's present, protective, communicative but not overly so...etc etc. He really is Mr. Perfect when it comes to father figures...and yet his f&$%-up daughter has to torment him with stress and worry for 5 straight movies.
I like that the plot point of "she jumped off a cliff into vampire-infested waters to hallucinate her vampire ex" is so monumentally dumb that they could not understand that that's what was going on.
The relationship between Jacob and Bella was actually relatively normal and healthy, so it kind of irks me that they completely retconned his character in the sequels to be the most creepy and unlikeable asshole possible.
Stephanie Meyers hates healthy relationships. Probably because she couldn't have one. Hence wanting to leave her family if her fictional characters ever showed up on her doorstep.
I’m so glad 10 years after this film Robert Pattinson did The Lighthouse and became an amazing actor after Twilight. I felt like him and Dafoe were snubbed of Oscar nominations for The Lighthouse.
Yess!!! They did such an amazing job, rewatched it recently and I'm continuosly impressed by both of them. Robert Pattinson has done some other good films too, shame that this series (which he himself hates and regrets) gave him a bad reputation when he is an amazing and talented artist
@@Tetragrammaton22 they just don't make a big a wave as twilight. Twilight was huge, cringe movies are made every summer for teenagers that don't have the brain capacity yet to realize that the movies are utter dogshit looking for a quick buck
fun fact about the werewolves in the books: the quilllote were technically (according to the book) shapeshifters and not genuine werewolves. werewolves do exist somewhere else but it's never relevant so it's confusing why it ever comes up.
@@repulsethemonkey1396 i don't remember whether that was the specific term used or not as it's been well over 10 years but pretty much. one could argue that skinwalkers are a subset of shapeshifters.
so in the books, the whole new moon book is just bella whining how much she misses edward, the actual action is like last 10% of the book, it was agonizing to read, idk why i did this to myself
I can recall that me and my cousins snuck into a screening of this movie when it was first released. We came in just when Taylor Lautner took his shirt off, then multiple ovaries exploding in the cinema and me being pretty young, I immediately thought Sharkboy and Lavagirl was screening and wondered why I wasn't originally allowed to watch it. It's a repressed memory.
I genuinely can't wait for them to get to the last movie. It's the only one I've seen and only time I've been disruptive in a movie theater. I was laughing so hard and so loud my girlfriend was debating leaving before the ending to prevent me from embarrassing her further. I regret nothing, it was a cinematic classic.
I watched the last movie in theaters when I was ten years old, having not seen any of the other ones. It's kind of weird watching these videos and having the repressed memories of that godawful movie slowly come back.
@@zanpakutoman4225 No, those are two different categories. Otters are usually older and always have more hair, so part of the bear community. They're not twinks if they have visible body hair.
I will never forget the moment when I went to visit my great grandfather, who fought in D-Day in WW2. And I saw every twilight book on his shelf, when I asked him about it he was like “I love those, they are so interesting”
@@comixproviderftw_02 Wouldn't it be hell getting the proper licenses together for that with the amount of properties it uses? Unless it's just a fan film in which case we can just watch Internet Historian's version.
I went on a date with my to be wife to the release of this movie. She slept through the movie while I enjoyed myself immensely. The best comedy that year hands down.
Same.. It was funny and cute when I watched Birdbox but after 2020 it's begun to feel like I'm just digging myself further into a hole I don't even want to think about.
Bella knows the only time she can see Edward is if she is in danger, so the entire movie is just her putting herself in life threatening situations to see someone who voluntarily left her. Super great and wonderful lovely.
Funny story, me and my siblings used to say when we were younger 991. My parents recently told me that it actually worried her that we would actually would call that
@@randid7978 Woah woah woah! The name is "Face Punch" alright? "Facepuncher" is the in-universe Asylum knock-off and it was actually above average for Asylum movies. It put its lead actor, Bruce Dwayne (real name Robbie Pattycake), on the map and he would go on to act in a lot of movies including BC Universe's "Catman" though he'd admit he never really liked the "Facepuncher" series and he felt like it could've seriously ruined his career if it'd typecast him as a lone brooding face... puncher... who shines in the direct light of the moon or something, dunno I don't watch Asylum knock-offs.
So true. His career redemption reminds me weirdly enough of Jaleel White playing as himself in Big Fat Liar- so desperate to shake of the Urkel image he'll star in weird shit, like a buddy cop movie with a chicken.
on the period blood note, i once saw a short horror film that had that exact concept. the humans & vampires had a pact that they wouldn't hurt each other as long as the human women collected their period blood & gave it to the vampires.
@@airari24 unfortunately i can't remember. i saw it on ShortsTV one night. I think the name was in french. even though the premise was ridiculous it was actually kinda good.
19:02 The fact that I never realized Edward wanting to die because he thought Bella was dead only for her to not be was an ode to Romeo & Juliet the whole time despite the book LITERALLY being used in the movie has me so ashamed of myself. 😆🙃
*The female young adult/teen fantasy starter pack:* • the plain-Jane ordinary girl who’s “ugly” and boring (but also not like other girls) • she’ll most likely be in a love triangle • the dark brooding handsome one who’s dark & cold • but he has a sensitive side to him (like playing the guitar or something) • the down-on-their-luck childhood -simp- best friend • he’s just SO sweet and caring to the female protagonist • (extra points if the BFF has a darker dominant side that turns on the protagonist and the audience demographic) • and it’s not just the two boys were are attracted to her • anybody who knows their worth KNOWS that the protagonist is beautiful and special • ranging from friends, to civilizations, to bodies of governments, to VILLAINS etc • the true bad guys are the characters who don’t the specialness of the female protagonist • like, that’s an entirely NEW low that even the villains won’t stoop to • (extra extra points if the protagonist whines about being judged, yet judges other females) • (btw, if you guys see this hypocrisy, it’ll be projection on the writer’s part 75% of the time) • Also, I can’t be the only one who’s seeing a WIERD amount of incest in teen oriented entertainment? • whether it’s cousins, step-siblings/parents, love interests’ parents hooking up at one point • And producing the love interests’ half sibling they now share • And they romanticize it.?.??? • No one seems to be as weirded out as any normal person would be? • Anime’s not even THAT weird! • Ah fuck it, it’s all selling anyways • If it ain’t broke, why fix it
If Edwin was in his 100s and Bella was in high school....and he actively over the years chose to not get a real job but to jump from high schools to high schools....you know what...there's too much going on in the world already lol imma head out
"whoever you fall in love with when you're 16 should be who you're with forever" - stephenie meyer is a mormon and mormon's believe that you get your own celestial planet with whoever you first marry, soooooo
Yeah...Mormons have some weird beliefs. It sounds like she was likely isolated from the world growing up, which might explain how bizarre this fantasy story of hers is.
This makes all the titles make so much more sense. You literally just did the "make it make sense" meme for me like 100 years after I first read these books
21:48 this is even more true for the Harry Potter films. Like every student without fail not only marries but stays married to their school crush for 20 years
Tbf, its only the main characters. And the only reason it works in Harry Potter, is because the main couples get together in their last year so its not like they spent 6 years together as a couple. Also, Harry had a crush on Cho until he got with ginny so its pretty different
@@BabyGirlTiny I think it's more about the fact that they all went through several extremely traumatic experiences with each other and that forged a powerful bond that made their marriages last so long.
So Bella jumped in the water because whenever she put herself in danger she felt like Edward was there or that he'd come to save her given what happened in the first film. Yes that's the plot. Yes it's stupid. Also Bella being the only one Edward "couldn't see coming" was set up in the first movie in that heh can't read her mind automatically like he can with everyone else. Every other criticism is valid though.
Bella has a mental breakdown, takes on suicidal tendencies, and instead of getting professional help, she gets married right out of high school to the guy who triggered such severe separation anxiety that she threw herself off a cliff. ROMANCE!
There are vampire politics in this movie, I know how that sounds but hear me out. The vamps in power don't want to kill Edward cause of his mind powers so Edward revealing himself to the crowd is considered treason to vampires and is punishable by death. But also the vamps in power were never going to let him reveal himself in the first place, they were going to kill him before he could get that far. And then when bella saves him, they still fight cause bella is a human that knows about vampires which is still treason. I hate myself for knowing this.
I'm guessing the werewolves never wear shirts because they are constantly ripping their clothes when they transform. But in that case, they should probably stop wearing pants too. I just want realism, guys. No other reason.
can we just talk about how edward doesnt have a reflection in this movie but james, the crazy dude from the last movie, had like three at once when he was trying to kill bella?
To be fair, Kristen Stewart doesn't really do natural facial expressions. Some rumours are that she's extremely introverted, so if that's true, it might explain why she's so socially awkward.
It’s even weirder because I’m pretty sure that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson where actually dating in real life during the filming of these movies. So the fact they have no chemistry is even more wacky
“I’m coming!” “Bella, I don’t want you to come.” Real talk-REAL TALK This was the moment that made E.L. James go “Yep, time to write 50 Shades of Grey.”
The best part about this is that one of them CLEARLY watched these before and knows intricate details about the characters and lore but tries to obfuscate it.
11:09 Fun fact about this: "Face Punch" is a placeholder title that was used in the script and never got changed. The same thing happened with Avatar with the term "unobtanium" being used for their valueble metal.
Editor's of YMS, take note. The sound bite "Let me out of here" from the SAW video game? It's like a button labeled "Make this one guy laugh so hard he pauses the video. EVERY TIME." I invite you to keep pushing it whenever relevant, please and thank you.
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Gael lost his job due to covid and is trying to grow his twitch channel: www.twitch.tv/vexel_tv
Now I'll be able to hear him talk about Lord of the Rings uninterrupted, thanks Adam!
Holy didnt know he had one, sick!
Are you going to do vampires suck after all the twilight movies ? I hope you do, because I believe you have never watched a selzerburg film, and you can't call your self a true film critic unless you have seen one
Thanks for the plug Adam!
*overreaction to covid you mean
The best part about Jacob's character is that he was named after Stephanie Meyer's BROTHER
What? Thats nuts
@@milliecipher818 yep, and the villain Victoria is named after her mother in law lmao
So she isn’t even creative when coming up with names? lol
@@TherealHK-47 she has a bunch of characters named after her family members, there are some after her sisters too
NOOOOOOO
"Age is just a number"
-Jacob
probably the best foreshadowing in this entire series
Underrated comment.
TRUUUU.
Oh God
wait, why??
@@behamut92 hint: renesmee
"you talk about Lord of the Rings a lot" ok Synecdoche boy
Just please dont mention indigo prophecy.
But Synechdoche deserves as much atention as it cans
Plus, it's just a meme
@@desanctisapostata not as much as he fucking mentions it.
@@dinolover That´s your opinion. Don´t get angry
Yes! 666th like!
What if, and hear me out, the werewolves in the movie, whenever they changed, their shorts stayed on them, and they were just wolves wearing big shorts?
Like the hulk😂😂
I laughed so hard at this!!!!😂😂
You are a true genius i love you
So, kind of like Crash Bandicoot?
Your genius eludes me man
I swear if you mention Synecdoche New York another 50 times... I’ll just consider watching it.
Hey wasn't expecting you to be here lol
How's cliccy wiccy?
OMG lovely seeing you here. Immediately 100% more wholesome!
Only consider though
I'm saying like what the fuck why is he always referring to this shit?! I need to seeeeeee
I feel bad for Gaël when he went on the Arwen/Aragorn tangent. I felt it so deeply in my soul.
I wanted to hear more 😢 but the fade away was so funny
@@athenajaxon2397 he didn't really talk about it much more than was in the cut. Sadly. Gaël is a font of untold knowledge.
Its kind of an inverse of Arwen’s conflict if you really think about it, since Bella is a mortal that gains immortality while Arwen is an immortal elf that becomes mortal.
Honestly me when talking about like any of 100 different movies
Michael Sheen is so underrated in these movies. He's the only one with enough self-awareness to realise how badly these would age, and to just have as much fun playing a hammy vampire as he can.
He's even more self-aware than Ian McDiarmid in the Star Wars Prequels.
I'd say that Rami Malek is also pretty good in a campy way. Even tho he only appear like 30 seconds in the last movie.
You realise movies have directors right?
@@drifter402 Directors don't have an enormous amount of control over the final performance, particularly with established actors and especially with blockbuster schlock like this (hence why the central performances are mostly quite bad). This ain't a Mike Leigh movie - the production team are more worried about things like VFX and budgets and schedules - they just need the performances to be passable and other than that they probably don't care too much. It's like Alan Rickman in that Robin Hood movie - when the performance is *so* over the top and *so* out of sync with everyone else's, it's obviously a choice of the actor.
Golden rule of playing a villain in a crappy movie: ham it up ad much as possible, so there's at least something to be enjoyed there
On my walk back through the laughs I've had with Scoot and the gang. Join me, siblings. Rest in peace king.
RIP man of many meows.
Jacob's whole character is described by one quote of his in this movie...
"Age Is Just A Number."
So true
*Paedo Wolf memes intensity*
Jacob is less attractive BECAUSE he's looks like a dumb dog?? This is a serious betrayal of the YMS lore I know and love
DOGS AREN'T CATS JIMMY
Too bad they don't know about Michael Sheen's (Aro, leader of the Volturi/Jokester) own turn as a "dumb dog" that same year because then they could throw him in there too. 😆
BUT MUMMMMMMMMKY, Wouldn't it be you say the same for you if it were a monkey?
I mean jummky didn't love Jane Goodall because she looked like a dumb monkey
Hey Mumkey
Isn't Adam into big cats?
I don't know how Edward looks in the books, but I do find it incredibly weird that they just choose to go through high school over and over? Like I get he looks young, but I mean I also look young enough that I could probably blend in in a high school and I'd be like 10 years older than all the other students and I'd feel like a major creep. I can't imagine pretending to be a teenager in high school for decades even without the creep factor, but like surely he's also old enough that he could just pretend to be a fresh graduate or something, or be a college student. Unlike high school where you'd be learning the same shit at least with college you could get 9 million different degrees if you want. Does he even do anything? he spends all his time in school with Carlisle presumably paying for everything that requires money and he doesn't seem the most social, why bother with school at all? Just stay in your mansion and play FFXIV all the time, why bother doing any of this? lol
To quote Cosmonaut Variety Hour from his Twilight videos:
"If I were a vampire, I wouldn't be going to school over and over for hundreds of years. I'd be going to the club, getting bitches."
It is stated in the books (don't ask me about my dark past) that they do go to college and graduate and they've done it a bunch of times too, plus they were all turned in their teens so they can stretch it out. they don't really go to school , finish school, and then repeat forever super strictly. they mostly go to school so townspeople dont question too hard why a bunch of teenagers just arent doing shit.
what i dont fucking get though is that carlisle was turned when he was TWENTY THREE and somehow people accept this guy who looks barely over the drinking age to operate as a highly decorated medical doctor.
@@weiyin8046 It's the same reason why it's dumb that the other vampires can't get fucking jobs with the nine million degrees they have. Because you can look 23, but in reality be pushing 30. They say they only have to move from a place when people Carlisle (Is that really how his name was spelled? o_o) works with question why he doesn't look ANY different after x amount of years.
Even though he could simply say... "I'm slightly addicted to botox" and people would be like "Yeah, that's fair."
Also consider that of you're like 200 years old, you wouldn't be into highschoolers.
@@weiyin8046 I guess it depends on the town but I feel like I could fuck around and on the off chance someone thought I was a kid playing hooky I could pretty easily play it off that I'm a college student or something, but even that seems unlikely because I feel like I'd never be recognized enough by people for them to question "hey I never see that kid in school". A large enough population and you'd probably never have the same people seeing you enough to find it suspicious unless you had a stalker or something or I suppose if you go to the same places over and over. The major problem would be the few mortals who see you regularly enough to notice your lack of aging, like your neighbor of 20 years who is greying and getting wrinkles while you still look fresh outta high school, or coworkers like with Carlisle. There are people that stay youthful for quite awhile but there is a point that it would get seriously suspicions, like if Carlisle looks 23 and he says as much to the mortals around him and he stays there for like 60 years and should be 80 and someone sees him still looking 23 that's well beyond "aging gracefully" or something lol. They'd probably also need to watch what they do with IDs, even if no one comments on their appearance relative to their age if their current license says they should be 60 but they look 20 that'll be real sus too if they're carded somewhere, so they probably need to get entirely new IDs and documentation every decade or couple decades.
"Period blood..."
This guy made a good point. In a high school, full of PMSing teenage girls. How has jasper not attacked anyone when he can't even handle the sight or smell of a single blood drop?
Every single girl in this school is either an extremely late bloomer or on the best birth control money can buy.
I think the author came up with the explanation that period blood its basicly dead tissue so its not the same as the blood in your veins
@@qdominika7253 thats interesting but i feel like that shouldnt work? thx for the info tho
@@qdominika7253 Doesnt make sense still, there is undoubtedly blood and red blood cells in period blood. Im not sure what vampires like about blood but period blood is still blood.
Jasper's sense of vampire smell gets stronger inversely proportionate to how much plot is going on.
Fun fact: Taylor Lautner is only 28 years old which means he was only like 17 when this movie came out. so stephanie meyers or whoever cast him was definitely over-sexualizing this teenager.
you're too conservative. Jacob himself said that age is just a number. You clearly just hate all forms of love because you've never experienced it yourself.
@@max5845 well damn, foiled again.
@@RaptorRockDrakeJesus Even though i never read twilight, I have read Life and Death which is a revised version with the genders flipped; and, yep, the Jacob character in that book was underaged.
@@BlackCrowOfDeath True followers of the great Stephanie Myers never lose arguments, you *peasant*.
another fun fact the producers or casting or what ever told 17 year old taylor lautner that if he didnt get buff for this movie he would loose the part.
i think the "i dont want you to come" line is the origin of fifty shades
Edging
XD
Okay but like Fifty Shades *was* a Twilight fanfiction so this is valid
@@izzyspell2629 Twilight was a wet dream, lol
@@blacktigerpaw1 ur not wrong either
Can't wait until they get to the baby stuff.
yeah that baby was so freaky looking
And Jacob having a thing for a baby
@@theresacherco3503 insert Michael Jackson joke here
@@SpamEggSausage lol
@@theresacherco3503
Nobody:
JACOB: I LOVE THAT BABY SO MUCH
My favorite part of New Moon has to be the promotional posters. They literaly shove Kristen's head down to the point that it looks like she has no neck. I'm also positive that it was an effort to make her look shorter/smaller than the dudes. My second fave part is spray tan abs.
Omg Jacob is supposed to be like 6'7 in the books but Taylor Lautner was like 5'9 in real life lmao
@@athenajaxon2397 I dunno what's more unrealistic. Jacob being 6'7 or the fact that he's a werewolf
Shorter than Taylor most def
She’s 5’5” if IMDB is correct but I guess that the guys just aren’t sufficiently taller...
@@markiangooley It could have been because of the way she's standing in front of the guys, so it makes her look taller. There are alot of promo pics, but the one I'm talking about is where she's standing in the middle of them and they're on each side of her. She legit looks like she has no neck. They make her look bad and overly edited in alot of the pictures, but that's the one that caught my eye first.
”Why did the two stars of this movie do so much heroin before they filmed?” Could you act in this franchise fully sober?
Would doing crack in small amounts count as being sober
@@commandercat10 I mean it does for me, so 🤷♂️
All the scenes where Charlie's drinking was Billy Burke actually trying to get so drunk he'd forget being in the series.
When they said “He’s taken this class 90 times”, it made me realize how creepy vampire teen romances are like you’ve been alive for 5,000 years, wtf is so interesting about high school and teens?
That's why I love Underworld more. They fucked up the second film but damn if those vampires didn't have style.
I like the Alucard from Hellsing approach. An immortal vampire who finds beauty in people who age. Where people are most beautiful in their twilight years as it is a form he'll never attain with his immortal youth.
@@So_Sunni Why aren't the vampires in Twilight more like the ones in hellsing?
Yeahhhhhhh
@@alchemistofsteel8099 I would watch that movie.
I desperately wish they watched the movies with someone who read the books so they could fill them in on stupid details. Like the reason they don't wear shirts is because when they turn into werewolves, their clothes rip so when they turn back to humans, they're naked. It also says in the books they have clothes lying around in the woods for when they turn back they can magically find their clothes. Can you imagine how much more they'd tear apart these movies if they knew information like this
As someone who also read all the books, they have no idea the amount of unnecessary details there are. 😂😂
@@ooostarb3rryooo The unnecessary details and the protagonist being more of a Mary Sue with so-called "flaws" is what made me think that Stephanie Meyer might have been writing nothing but Fan Fictions her whole life before she finally decided to publish a few of them as books.
I mean, I did read the books out of curiosity and I felt like Meyer owed me some hours of life from the ones she wasted. Bella's thoughts were a chore to go through and Meyer wrote two and a half page of just Bella describing Laurent walking into the goddamn meadow!
Meyer just couldn't stop being so descriptive that she has to add details that doesn't really matter and it made me think that there was no editor while publishing the books because there were plenty of grammatical errors.
Why don’t you start the book review channel where you take trashy books like that and tear ‘em to shreds?
@@lastfirst5863 Just look up Krimson Rogue, does exactly that and compares them to the film.
what upsets me is how nobody ever talks about hilarious the scene is when Edward throws Bella onto a table at her birthday party. the act itself isn't necessarily funny, but the execution looks hilarious. idk how it made it into the movie but I am grateful
It's so funny, like ragdoll physics in Evil Dead.
@@briankaslewicz6130 or GMOD?
The weird thing is Edward's supposedly trying to protect her from Jasper killing her and drinking her blood but sends her flying into a table making her bleed and probably making Jasper want to drink from her even more.
@@Xehanort10 fr!! I never understood why he fuckin LAUNCHED her across the room bro just stand in front of her
@@Finn-wc8nq i think he was just trying to shove her further away, like maybe she would trip and fall but be further from jasper, but he forgot his strength in the moment & pushed her so hard she launched?
I used the sound of Gael’s gentle voice to fall asleep only to wake up horrified when thinking about Scoot’s
I'm coming.
I don't want you to come.
LMFAO XD
Edging is a kink
XD
Where is Kronika sucks part 76
Now I understand why 50 shades started as twilight fan fiction.
@@GameGod77 omg thats what i was thinking when i saw this scene here xD
“That’s it that’s the entire series!!!”
For all the faults of these movie, my main gripe is Bella's relationship with her father. Charlie is like THE COOLEST dad ever, a lot of kids reading/watching this series would kill to have a father like him. But Bella is so needlessly cold to him and keeps him at such a distance, it's infuriating.
And she talks down about him like she has to be his mom cooking and cleaning up after him (in the books). Like excuse me bitch, he was doing ok before you moved in.
Late as hell but yeah that poor god damn actor who had to portray the unluckiest father in the world. He's present, protective, communicative but not overly so...etc etc. He really is Mr. Perfect when it comes to father figures...and yet his f&$%-up daughter has to torment him with stress and worry for 5 straight movies.
He's a cop though 🤢
@@-psilo-9071Being a cop doesn’t make someone a bad person, you know.
@@-psilo-9071Charlie is the only good cop
I never questioned how the vampires were so rich.... you save a lotta money when you don't eat, just saying.
My reasoning was they’ve been alive forever, so money just accumulated. They’d also be at the top of any career field they entered.
The "dad" is a doctor
Nah I prefer the saving money on not buying groceries thoery.
They say in the movies that they use the foresight of that one girl to commit stock fraud if i remember correctly.
@@angela_merkeI that sounds way more interesting than the actual plot. Imagine American Psycho but with vampires.
I like that the plot point of "she jumped off a cliff into vampire-infested waters to hallucinate her vampire ex" is so monumentally dumb that they could not understand that that's what was going on.
I've seen all the movies and I still don't understand what Victoria was doing in the ocean*
*lake
Vampire infested waters lmao
Did she actually know about the vampire part?
I kept zoning out when I was reading
@@ajokebygod I think she was trying to get the shifters/werewolves off her scent? That's all I got.
The relationship between Jacob and Bella was actually relatively normal and healthy, so it kind of irks me that they completely retconned his character in the sequels to be the most creepy and unlikeable asshole possible.
Stephanie Meyers hates healthy relationships. Probably because she couldn't have one. Hence wanting to leave her family if her fictional characters ever showed up on her doorstep.
Probably because everyone liked Jacob better, so Meyers had to completely ruin him in order for the audience to support Edward.
@@stevenholt7670 well… wouldn’t you?
I’m so glad 10 years after this film Robert Pattinson did The Lighthouse and became an amazing actor after Twilight. I felt like him and Dafoe were snubbed of Oscar nominations for The Lighthouse.
The academy hates horror movies. It’ll never change unfortunately
Yess!!! They did such an amazing job, rewatched it recently and I'm continuosly impressed by both of them. Robert Pattinson has done some other good films too, shame that this series (which he himself hates and regrets) gave him a bad reputation when he is an amazing and talented artist
Pattinson was good before Twilight. Those movies just didn't get a lot of distribution
He was great in Good Time.
@@milesedgeworth132 Good Time was great as well.
The whole twilight saga is a beautiful gift, you just can’t find this specific type of cringe nowadays
You think that until you try to watch it. Even their commentary on the first one couldn't get me through the actual movie.
Artisanal Cringe
There will always be an endless supply of cringe movies.
@@Tetragrammaton22 they just don't make a big a wave as twilight. Twilight was huge, cringe movies are made every summer for teenagers that don't have the brain capacity yet to realize that the movies are utter dogshit looking for a quick buck
Romance literature has plenty of this cringe.
fun fact about the werewolves in the books: the quilllote were technically (according to the book) shapeshifters and not genuine werewolves. werewolves do exist somewhere else but it's never relevant so it's confusing why it ever comes up.
I thought they were skinwalkers
Some werewolf is gonna make an internet petition about how the quillote was appropriating his culture now
It did come up in the books actually, at the very end of the last one, it's briefly mentioned they're shapeshifters not werewolves
@@funkyfranx that's exactly what i said
@@repulsethemonkey1396 i don't remember whether that was the specific term used or not as it's been well over 10 years but pretty much. one could argue that skinwalkers are a subset of shapeshifters.
so in the books, the whole new moon book is just bella whining how much she misses edward, the actual action is like last 10% of the book, it was agonizing to read, idk why i did this to myself
I've read it once it was the worst of the saga but the movie is more bearable to watch for me (even if I skip a few scenes)
@@misseldebelieving6975 yeah i didn't watch the movie, I don't wanna relive the trauma lol
Well this is why I don’t read about teen romances
I’ll never forget the torture of reading the months passing by page by page while Bella whines and does nothing. Still the worst book I’ve ever read.
@@morganelizabeth7883 sounds like my depression
Of course Stephanie Meyer wrote in scenes involving a shirtless teenaged boy, she's a mormon
Meyer = 👃
ZING
@@ibiza1290 oyyy
@@ibiza1290 bruh
I can recall that me and my cousins snuck into a screening of this movie when it was first released. We came in just when Taylor Lautner took his shirt off, then multiple ovaries exploding in the cinema and me being pretty young, I immediately thought Sharkboy and Lavagirl was screening and wondered why I wasn't originally allowed to watch it. It's a repressed memory.
I genuinely can't wait for them to get to the last movie. It's the only one I've seen and only time I've been disruptive in a movie theater. I was laughing so hard and so loud my girlfriend was debating leaving before the ending to prevent me from embarrassing her further. I regret nothing, it was a cinematic classic.
I watched the last movie in theaters when I was ten years old, having not seen any of the other ones. It's kind of weird watching these videos and having the repressed memories of that godawful movie slowly come back.
They're not bears; they're twinks.
I thought hairy twinks were Otters.
@@zanpakutoman4225 No, those are two different categories. Otters are usually older and always have more hair, so part of the bear community. They're not twinks if they have visible body hair.
with that much muscle wouldn't they be twunks?
@@BaconheartStuff yeah, twunk seems right
Underrated comment.
I will never forget the moment when I went to visit my great grandfather, who fought in D-Day in WW2. And I saw every twilight book on his shelf, when I asked him about it he was like “I love those, they are so interesting”
Maybe he was testing family and friends to see what kinds of authors they'd tolerate?
Well they say trauma damages the brain in certain areas
That’s freaking awesome!
Can we talk about how underrated and underappreciated Bella's dad is
Yes, he’s my favourite character
THANK YOU! he is a true dilf and you can't change my mind.
Gdilf
Gmilf
Guilf
Gailf
Milf
Dilf
Uilf
Ailf
Silf/Dilf
Cilf
Nilf
Charlie's the best character in the entire franchise.
@David Cordero y e s
On this episode of Stephanie Myer's infamous movies based on her weird, kinky, romance fantasies about Vampires and Werewolves.
It's a good sequel to My Immortal
@@BritishTeaFGC If 50 Shades of Grey gets a movie, why not My Immortal? At least it would be funny bad.
BiteFight for “grownups “
XD
@@comixproviderftw_02 Wouldn't it be hell getting the proper licenses together for that with the amount of properties it uses? Unless it's just a fan film in which case we can just watch Internet Historian's version.
and mormonism
Hell yeah , another banger from Adum and Pals
@Skamacho th-cam.com/video/KyO6_VQBVvQ/w-d-xo.html video blocked by
‘He looks like a dumb dog’
Hey! Dogs are my friends, identify yourself!
👀
Dude I’ve heard that quote before- where the heck is it from? I’m dying here lol
I went on a date with my to be wife to the release of this movie. She slept through the movie while I enjoyed myself immensely. The best comedy that year hands down.
That's so wholesome.
i have no social life so like watching these videos to feel like i have friends
Old Soothouse videos are good for that too
Hahaha yo same fam
Same..
It was funny and cute when I watched Birdbox but after 2020 it's begun to feel like I'm just digging myself further into a hole I don't even want to think about.
They're some of my virtual pals too
Same, I've watched these videos an unhealthy amount of time. Maybe I should try to make friends instead
“Age is just a number, baby.” Says the character who imprints onto an infant!! Hello?!
Shhhhhhh no spoilers
Foreshadowing
Bella knows the only time she can see Edward is if she is in danger, so the entire movie is just her putting herself in life threatening situations to see someone who voluntarily left her. Super great and wonderful lovely.
I'm speechless at how effectively they portray the importance of being an independent strong wahmen who don't need no man
"Age is just a number"
-Jacob
You know what else is a number? 911.
Funny story, me and my siblings used to say when we were younger 991. My parents recently told me that it actually worried her that we would actually would call that
Why would you bring the World Trade Center into it?
@@videogamenostalgia 😆
What's crazy about this is that 911 is also the timestamp for that line. Are you a wizard?
"What a marshmallow" and Bella laughs like she's not the biggest wimp in the whole series
You don’t understand!!!!! She’s not like other girls!!!!!! She likes gore and facepuncher!!!!!! ! !! !
To be fair: Women are allowed to be wimps in our society. Men find weakness attractive in women...creepy maybe, but true.
@@randid7978 Woah woah woah! The name is "Face Punch" alright? "Facepuncher" is the in-universe Asylum knock-off and it was actually above average for Asylum movies.
It put its lead actor, Bruce Dwayne (real name Robbie Pattycake), on the map and he would go on to act in a lot of movies including BC Universe's "Catman" though he'd admit he never really liked the "Facepuncher" series and he felt like it could've seriously ruined his career if it'd typecast him as a lone brooding face... puncher... who shines in the direct light of the moon or something, dunno I don't watch Asylum knock-offs.
I feel bad for Robert Pattinson. No matter how many amazing roles he has had since Edward, he will always be known as Edward.
Nah since I saw Tenet I really disassociated Pattinson from these movies.
Don’t worry, he’ll be known as Batman soon
So true. His career redemption reminds me weirdly enough of Jaleel White playing as himself in Big Fat Liar- so desperate to shake of the Urkel image he'll star in weird shit, like a buddy cop movie with a chicken.
I mean, I just think of The Lighthouse when I think of him. Also that one roll in Harry Potter.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??????
on the period blood note, i once saw a short horror film that had that exact concept. the humans & vampires had a pact that they wouldn't hurt each other as long as the human women collected their period blood & gave it to the vampires.
Do you the name of it?
@A Lu ?? I just wanna what a horror short with an interesting premise??
Except it wouldn't be that sustainable because we don't lose as much blood during our periods.
I can't put in to words how gross that sounds jesus christ
@@airari24 unfortunately i can't remember. i saw it on ShortsTV one night. I think the name was in french. even though the premise was ridiculous it was actually kinda good.
19:02 The fact that I never realized Edward wanting to die because he thought Bella was dead only for her to not be was an ode to Romeo & Juliet the whole time despite the book LITERALLY being used in the movie has me so ashamed of myself. 😆🙃
It was just such a painfully stupid cliche your brain refused to acknowledge it.
@@Valzahd Yeah, maybe that was it. 😆
If it's any consolation, Romeo and Juliet didn't have Juliet constantly being with a guy who would be better for her.
*The female young adult/teen fantasy starter pack:*
• the plain-Jane ordinary girl who’s “ugly” and boring (but also not like other girls)
• she’ll most likely be in a love triangle
• the dark brooding handsome one who’s dark & cold
• but he has a sensitive side to him (like playing the guitar or something)
• the down-on-their-luck childhood -simp- best friend
• he’s just SO sweet and caring to the female protagonist
• (extra points if the BFF has a darker dominant side that turns on the protagonist and the audience demographic)
• and it’s not just the two boys were are attracted to her
• anybody who knows their worth KNOWS that the protagonist is beautiful and special
• ranging from friends, to civilizations, to bodies of governments, to VILLAINS etc
• the true bad guys are the characters who don’t the specialness of the female protagonist
• like, that’s an entirely NEW low that even the villains won’t stoop to
• (extra extra points if the protagonist whines about being judged, yet judges other females)
• (btw, if you guys see this hypocrisy, it’ll be projection on the writer’s part 75% of the time)
• Also, I can’t be the only one who’s seeing a WIERD amount of incest in teen oriented entertainment?
• whether it’s cousins, step-siblings/parents, love interests’ parents hooking up at one point
• And producing the love interests’ half sibling they now share
• And they romanticize it.?.???
• No one seems to be as weirded out as any normal person would be?
• Anime’s not even THAT weird!
• Ah fuck it, it’s all selling anyways
• If it ain’t broke, why fix it
Aw second also Gael has the funniest commentary his LOTR commentary was hilarious
I believe it's spelled "Guy L".
@@mistercappuccino YMS spelled it like that down in the comments lmao
-Twilight New Moon shows Edward as a ghost-
13 Reasons Why: Write that down! Write that down!
14:00 yknow, the wolves in this movie, while 2009 cgi, STILL emote more than the lions in tlk 2019
Jacob: "If any of them bites a human, the truce is off."
Bella: "But if I choose it, it has nothing to do with you."
Jacob: "...Did you not hear me?"
can’t wait for them to find out Jasper’s a confederate soldier
this movie is lit so darkly i had to turn my brightness all the way up to see anything
Why does Bella always look like an American girl doll in every scene cause her top teeth always show lmao.
American girl dolls don't twitch though
me, as a mouth breather because of health problems, with big teeth: *sweats profusely*
@@SpamEggSausage that you’ve seen
@@SpamEggSausage my American girl dolls were definitely cursed.
Don’t ever insult my American girl dolls like this ever again
I’ve never been so excited to watch twilight
Same. I can't wait for the rest.
Y’all are gonna have a field day with breaking dawn part 1
Don't you mean "breaking wind"
And part 2 as well
Movie 4 and 5 is gonna be the really fun one's...get ready for some shit, guys.
Can't wait for their reaction to *that* fight scene in the last one
If Edwin was in his 100s and Bella was in high school....and he actively over the years chose to not get a real job but to jump from high schools to high schools....you know what...there's too much going on in the world already lol imma head out
"whoever you fall in love with when you're 16 should be who you're with forever" - stephenie meyer is a mormon and mormon's believe that you get your own celestial planet with whoever you first marry, soooooo
Yeah...Mormons have some weird beliefs. It sounds like she was likely isolated from the world growing up, which might explain how bizarre this fantasy story of hers is.
This makes all the titles make so much more sense. You literally just did the "make it make sense" meme for me like 100 years after I first read these books
Billy Burke plays the role of his career as Charlie. He's the highlight of the saga. Why couldn't Meyer do a prequel of Charlie's pov in twilight?
Adam learned his flawless Goofy impression in a very specific role-play scenario.
Carlisle and Charlie are my favourite characters in these films. The best Dilfs.
"Is that a straight people thing?" -- YMS, 2021.
This whole movie felt like I was getting mooned for two hours
That sounds delicious.
All the people are way to white so yeah
me too yui
4:07 Was not expecting to hear something from the Code Geass ost, but ain't complaining.
21:48 this is even more true for the Harry Potter films. Like every student without fail not only marries but stays married to their school crush for 20 years
Tbf, its only the main characters. And the only reason it works in Harry Potter, is because the main couples get together in their last year so its not like they spent 6 years together as a couple. Also, Harry had a crush on Cho until he got with ginny so its pretty different
@@BabyGirlTiny I think it's more about the fact that they all went through several extremely traumatic experiences with each other and that forged a powerful bond that made their marriages last so long.
@@muhammadeisa1459That's not how trauma works
9:13 that didn’t age well for his character, considering...
"Jesse, what are you talking about?" is something I bet Adam says on a regular basis
"Let's put Romeo and Juliet on the pillow beside her, because then we're like that guy who wrote it."
"Did she say pain?"
"Yeah it's Power Word Kill"
Oh my God yes!
So Bella jumped in the water because whenever she put herself in danger she felt like Edward was there or that he'd come to save her given what happened in the first film. Yes that's the plot. Yes it's stupid.
Also Bella being the only one Edward "couldn't see coming" was set up in the first movie in that heh can't read her mind automatically like he can with everyone else. Every other criticism is valid though.
Bella has a mental breakdown, takes on suicidal tendencies, and instead of getting professional help, she gets married right out of high school to the guy who triggered such severe separation anxiety that she threw herself off a cliff. ROMANCE!
"Great" message for anyone wanting a romance...suicidal tendencies somehow win you love? That's deeply concerning.
@@mish375 Every single plot point in all the books are 😁
Feels like I'm watching Oney Plays with all these goofy impressions hahaha
Oney (Max): Dad! I'm a lumbersexual! I'm not a f*****!
Oney (Goofy): Ok, whatever f*****!
I’m inviting uncle Mickey over.
@@trickshotmaster9033 we just bought Fox, I can’t do the voice!
I was just thinking about abusive goofy from the kingdom hearts playthrough. It's uncanny actually, two gay dudes and one straight dude.
@@plywoodruntz Hahahaha yes!!
“I don’t want you to come”
-Stephanie Meyer’s husband on their wedding night
There are vampire politics in this movie, I know how that sounds but hear me out. The vamps in power don't want to kill Edward cause of his mind powers so Edward revealing himself to the crowd is considered treason to vampires and is punishable by death. But also the vamps in power were never going to let him reveal himself in the first place, they were going to kill him before he could get that far. And then when bella saves him, they still fight cause bella is a human that knows about vampires which is still treason. I hate myself for knowing this.
While that _is_ an explanation, it feels like a very silly one.
i love the defeated “ah...okay...that happened...” because it perfectly describes any scene in all of these movies
I love how invested in this Adum is.
“Age is just a number, baby”
And prison is just a place.
I'm guessing the werewolves never wear shirts because they are constantly ripping their clothes when they transform. But in that case, they should probably stop wearing pants too.
I just want realism, guys. No other reason.
can we just talk about how edward doesnt have a reflection in this movie but james, the crazy dude from the last movie, had like three at once when he was trying to kill bella?
😂😂
There isn't a single natural facial expression in these movies
that's because there isn't a single natural line for the actors to say,what else are they supposed to do?
@@thekingmansplainer6813 Point taken
Nah, the actor playing Charlie does a great job
To be fair, Kristen Stewart doesn't really do natural facial expressions. Some rumours are that she's extremely introverted, so if that's true, it might explain why she's so socially awkward.
A horse, a tiger and a dalmatian walk into a living room.
They watch The Twilight Saga: New Moon.
wait which is which
It’s painfully clear they got a lesbian to act in a straight love triangle
she doesn’t have great chemistry with her love interests when she plays a lesbian either
Gay people can't act confirmed?
It’s even weirder because I’m pretty sure that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson where actually dating in real life during the filming of these movies. So the fact they have no chemistry is even more wacky
@Niŋin turdl已 true. Although TBF I don’t think anyone could’ve made that writing work
It's almost like she should be acting or something
“I’m coming!”
“Bella, I don’t want you to come.”
Real talk-REAL TALK
This was the moment that made E.L. James go
“Yep, time to write 50 Shades of Grey.”
Jacob: "Age is just a number"
clever foreshadowing for how he gonna imprint on a baby later.
God this movie is so slow paced, even WITH the commentary from the bois
The best part about this is that one of them CLEARLY watched these before and knows intricate details about the characters and lore but tries to obfuscate it.
21:59 "This f***ing guy..." best delivery ever of those 3 words
11:09 Fun fact about this: "Face Punch" is a placeholder title that was used in the script and never got changed. The same thing happened with Avatar with the term "unobtanium" being used for their valueble metal.
Also the dev team for Garry’s mod
24:40 'the director missed the feeling [of the first movie]"
you cannot convince me that wasn't M. Night missing the 'tonally perfect' first movie KFC
Jacob saying "age is just a number" is alot more fucked up when u remeber that he falls in love with a baby in the finale
Did Scott just imply he can see John Cena? I don't that's possible doh...
4:44 Scoot sounds so happy he remembered that lol
How much did these three listen to Avril Lavine in high school.
Every time, just break out into sk8ter boi
It's a tale as old as time.
@@joinsideke Do NOT besmirch Dame Judi Dench in such a way
23:46 The full house theme got me.
I haven’t seen anyone mention the extremely quiet goofy impression and image fade in. That is fucking hysterical
Editor's of YMS, take note. The sound bite "Let me out of here" from the SAW video game? It's like a button labeled "Make this one guy laugh so hard he pauses the video. EVERY TIME." I invite you to keep pushing it whenever relevant, please and thank you.
YES
That one
"Scoot
He figured it out"
edit cracks me up every time. RIP big cat we were so lucky to be entertained by you