Oh my god please be a reoccuring character that Danny uses for subtle jumpscares. Like he’s walking through his house and for a split second we see Nutcranny (listen I tried ok?).
I can’t believe how legitimately cinematic that final close up of Danny’s eyes is for a skit about a nutcracker in a video abt infomercials for old people
I know Danny will never see this, but I was going back and watching some of his older videos like this one, and DAMN. His editing and sketch styles are so unique. I’m always caught off guard by the jokes at unexpected moments and the little editing stuff. He’s also so observant and I love that. Plus his outro song makes me so happy. Anyways this is my new comfort vid
the nutcracker skit is honestly one of the best things ive ever seen on youtube, i come back every now and then just to watch that part lol. a hall of fame youtube segment
“Military grade” is such a fun way of saying “no one here is actually affiliated with the military.” They’re either unaware of the massive document that details military quality standards for pretty much anything you can think of, or they know their products don’t meet a MIL-STD, so they’re claiming military quality while avoiding being held to those literal standards.
shaver guy needs to be cast as a supervillain, holy shit. I imagine anyone's wallet could withstand that particular arrow, since it didn't seem to have a head! and thanks for the flashing lights warning :) but there's another one 8 minutes in that wasn't mentioned
My grandfather’s job in the navy was 1 driving a boat and 2 driving the grand admiral, and I can confirm that he was always in water, even when driving.
@@michalmourek9363 A lot of the time they’re homophobic or racist in some capacity unfortunately 💔💔 or at least they’re portrayed that way in their socials and in media
@@robbieboydudeguy he might have already shown himself to be that way and if so I’m sorry but I don’t think you should think they’re all homophobic or racist just cause some others in similar jobs are
Technically yes its possible u can take the polarizer film off a flat screen TV and The tv would only show a white screen but u can take that film put it on some sunglasses or just glasses in general and u could see whats on the tv through the glasses when anybody else would just see a white screen
There’s actually a filter on every screen that, when removed, will give you a blank white screen. You can take the filter off it, put it on something else like a pair of glasses [or a tact viser] and it will only show you what’s on the screen if you wear the glasses [or tact viser] so yeah
So basically how they are seeing things on the screen only with the tachvizor is they remove the first layer of the screen from the tv and the first layer is the layer you need to actually see what's on the screen, so then they put it on the tachvizor and then you can see what's on
Coming soon: TacWater! Its the only water that people drink tactically! *Plays clip in army uniform* "I use TacWater *every* day out in iraq, its so Tactical!
anyone else realize that the arrowhead bent when he shot it with the arrow and that’s why he said hunters “bow” so that they won’t get sued if someone says they know it was a fake arrow.
Fun fact If you watch all of Danny's videos with a tac visor, you can see the life of the nutcracker. He finds love, loses it all, and faces the crushing weight of his painful existence. Really moving story.
produced by Greg directed by Greg sponsored by Greg Nutcracker Danny - Nutcracker guy Danny - Danny Gonzalez Special thanks to Greg Guy Little Stinkers Mayor Kurtis Connor
As the daughter of a Navy veteran, I can confirm that he is always underwater. We actually keep him in a large fish tank now that he’s home all the time.
Can confirm, as someone who lives near the naval academy, that fishing is a real problem because instead of fish below the bay, it's just navy guys. lurking. waiting. shaving, possibly.
@@alexstrife-sinclair6391 It's an easy mistake to make but you have to be on the lookout for suspicious activity, like wearing all white and acting like tourists.
The navy’s siren song, like other mermaids do to draw in ships, are just a faint, beautifully sung “Military grade” “Nothing on the market like it” “Navy guuuuuuuuys”
as a person with a dad that’s in the navy i can confirm that they’re all mermaids, i only see him once a month because he’s too busy fighting civilians in the ocean
This video is over a year old so you’ll probably never see this, but I really appreciate the flash warning! It’s a small thing that makes a big difference. Thanks dude!
right?! and it's so nice that it's in the title so it's right there for reference! instead of me having to memorize the timestamps from a title card at the beginning or having to keep checking the description. i'd never seen flash warnings in titles before danny
i think the best part is that it wasn’t there when he first uploaded it, so i like to think someone asked him to do it after feeling it could be triggering and he not only did it, he did it in the best most visible way possible
@@spikemcleod4720 i think thumbnail or within the video itself is better, but youtube has yet to let you add to videos once they are published besides blurring stuff, even pop up text. I get why he wouldn’t want to take down and re-upload the video, so this was the best case scenario
Can you guys imagine Laura in a different part of the house during the butcracker scene? Just hearing Danny shout at the top of his lungs “I am a real boy!“ with no context? Honestly, that would scare me so much.
My cousin, an actual marine, calls navy guys “frog men”. Apparently most marines call them frog men. It’s, I guess, like how marines are called crayon eaters/jar heads or how national guard are called weekend warriors. He also finds Nick Bolton very funny cause anyone in the service, according to him, would mock this guy so bad.
Right?! Womens pockets are ridiculously small. As a girl who prefer pockets instead of carrying around bags, that's so annoying. The worst thing of all: Fake pockets 😩
There's not a man on earth who knows why the pockets of women's pants are so consistently ridiculous So that begs the question...if women don't know, and men don't know... ...then who is actually making women's pants..??
Oh man, you have no idea how obsessed navy guys are with being in water, I don't even know how many times I've had to chase navy guys out of my pool! I even installed an armored pool cover, but they just blew it up with an offshore missile from their battle ship!
I want Danny to make a full length horror movie where all the characters are played by him in different costumes. I would give my entire bank account for it.
As someone with epilepsy, I really admire your consideration for those of us more sensitive to flashing lights. When you don't expect it coming in a video it really helps to be cautioned 🙏🏼
Imagine: you are in a combat, fighting enemy dolphins when your long gorgeous manly beard gets tangled in an enemy trap and your last thoughts are: if only I bought a TacRazor for shaving underwater.
I love how he says the wallet even has a little zipper for change and an ID holder like they‘re additional features… isn‘t that the bare minimum of what a wallet should have?
Hi Danny, new subscriber. I found you when I clicked on an image that I thought was Daniel Radcliffe, but it was you and you made me laugh out loud numerous times. Look forward to watching your other videos.
@@InsomniacTimXurk I wouldn’t go as far as to say won’t work, recently they’ve actually gotten off their asses and bought decent gear. Just remember though that during WW2 the standard British SMG cost £11 per unit. They actually worked well surprisingly unlike the M16 in Vietnam which was prone to just not firing
@@poseidon1680 i knew they never gave the military very quality items and supplies but skimping on the actual fucking guns? Literally die for America to save $10
@@2cute2poot76 $10 per gun when there are thousands and thousands of guns is actually a lot of money. For the military to afford high quality gear would require A) budget increase B) cutting the DOD budget in another area. Either way some part of the political spectrum in government is going to be pissed. Oh, not to mention the back room closed door deals these companies do with the government which included extra benefits for the person who gets to make the deal. No matter where you stand on the issue if your company makes most of it's money off war you're a pretty shit company.
I've been rather stressed out these past few days and have been re-watching your videos. I must say that your brand of comedy gels quite well with me, because I've actually been laughing even harder at them. My favorite parts in this one is how you go on at length about the guy with the serial killer face in the jungle and also when the invisible clown man is revealed by the tac visor. Thank you for being so funny though, I am one happy Greg.
these days EVERYBODY has a large, completely stationary nutcracker figure in their home, silently over watching them while they talk to and entertain themselves alone in their otherwise empty room. but can ur nutcracker do thi
13:34 "The Tac wallet is flatter and thinner," Meanwhile the Tac wallet is empty, and the CIVILIAN wallet has all of Nick's overdue math homework plus the bill of rights.
that visor is just a polarized piece of plastic, similar to what you would find in a pair of polarized sunglasses (as mentioned in the video). They always hype these low quality products up so much even though they're really just a more advanced 5-minute crafts project.
@@ModernDaySocrates5.7 Wanted to verify. So he did not in fact join, that tiktok we all saw was in fact a fake. The real kid is a soundcloud rapper and plans on joining the reserves
idk if i’m just high but the part where the nutcracker turned into the “real boy” i kind of went into a panicked/ laugh mode. like it genuinely scared me but it was so funny
The tactical flashlight can be used to attack bad guys, hammer nails, and do almost everything but flash light.
I keep reading it as tactical fleshlight
@@fart63 oh nonononononono
@@fart63 finally a tactical thing I would buy
@@fart63 yes someone get me one of those
@@fart63 me too. Guess I'm too far gone
If nutcracker Danny isn’t gonna be a recurring character I will riot
it'll be a reccuring character in my nightmares
Oh my god please be a reoccuring character that Danny uses for subtle jumpscares. Like he’s walking through his house and for a split second we see Nutcranny (listen I tried ok?).
Reeeee he must come baaaaaack
DAMN GOOD ONE
@@superstellarhere I love that honesty, made the thought more wholesome lol
hey danny, that nutcracker bit? fucking terrifying
Those nutcrackers always freaked me out but this is a whole new level
Why did I read this like Kurtis would say it?
@@ConstantVisual same omg
No joke though. Jesus. Lol
Yes it is indeed
“tac wallet is thinner and smaller”
yeah, the other wallet is full of stuff, the tac wallet has literally nothing in it.
Also how is it better? Yay I can fit less things in my wallet
i just saw a bruno and kakyoin pfp above each other
donut
@@rendynchi5079 stop bullying me ✋
@@kakyoin5862 no you donut
That 'real boy' nutcracker was fucking terrifying. He's gotta be a recurring character!
I REALLY hope he is not. I'm terified😭😭😅
Bruh yeah 😂😂😂😂
I can’t believe how legitimately cinematic that final close up of Danny’s eyes is for a skit about a nutcracker in a video abt infomercials for old people
I know Danny will never see this, but I was going back and watching some of his older videos like this one, and DAMN. His editing and sketch styles are so unique. I’m always caught off guard by the jokes at unexpected moments and the little editing stuff. He’s also so observant and I love that. Plus his outro song makes me so happy. Anyways this is my new comfort vid
omg these videos are considered older videos (ive seen similar comments) im gonna cry this is so weird
this is like 2 years old wdym :(
the nutcracker skit is honestly one of the best things ive ever seen on youtube, i come back every now and then just to watch that part lol. a hall of fame youtube segment
Same 😂😭 that’s why I’m here
**I’M A REALLLLL BOYYYYYYYYY** like holy shit I want Danny to be in a horror movie he could legitimately be terrifying
@@caseys2698 What must his neighbors think 🤣
@@ellaelliott4415 LOL
They must be scared of him 😩
I was terrified
6:59 They probably just removed the polarizer from the display they were using, and the visor just has a polarizer in it.
Yep
“Military grade” is such a fun way of saying “no one here is actually affiliated with the military.” They’re either unaware of the massive document that details military quality standards for pretty much anything you can think of, or they know their products don’t meet a MIL-STD, so they’re claiming military quality while avoiding being held to those literal standards.
True
Well said
that nutcracker skit was so good holy shit
How to make people think you are in the Navy:
-wear green
-say “military tough” 24/7
- don’t shave but shave
That’s it :)
also be moderately buff
Hoarse yell
swim
“Military tough”, aka it’s absolute garbage quality.
-don’t breathe air
shaver guy needs to be cast as a supervillain, holy shit. I imagine anyone's wallet could withstand that particular arrow, since it didn't seem to have a head! and thanks for the flashing lights warning :) but there's another one 8 minutes in that wasn't mentioned
Ffs Greg 🤣 @9:13
I can literally feel the fear in his eyes seeing the nutcracker omg
@@Nathan-Croft fr
That toy soldier skit was the greatest piece of cinematic material I have ever seen. And it completely caught me off guard 😂
My grandfather’s job in the navy was 1 driving a boat and 2 driving the grand admiral, and I can confirm that he was always in water, even when driving.
I'd pay to see a nutcracker Danny full movie.
I feel like Nick Bolton would commit hate crimes against me
He's a workout guru IRL, so probably yeah.
Same
How's that connected lmao
@@michalmourek9363 A lot of the time they’re homophobic or racist in some capacity unfortunately 💔💔 or at least they’re portrayed that way in their socials and in media
@@robbieboydudeguy he might have already shown himself to be that way and if so I’m sorry but I don’t think you should think they’re all homophobic or racist just cause some others in similar jobs are
The tac visor in the ad was actually polarised plastic, the thing used to give screens their colour, and the screen didn’t have any.
Technically yes its possible u can take the polarizer film off a flat screen TV and The tv would only show a white screen but u can take that film put it on some sunglasses or just glasses in general and u could see whats on the tv through the glasses when anybody else would just see a white screen
There’s actually a filter on every screen that, when removed, will give you a blank white screen. You can take the filter off it, put it on something else like a pair of glasses [or a tact viser] and it will only show you what’s on the screen if you wear the glasses [or tact viser] so yeah
The only nightmare commercial here is the one with the little nutcracker guy
So basically how they are seeing things on the screen only with the tachvizor is they remove the first layer of the screen from the tv and the first layer is the layer you need to actually see what's on the screen, so then they put it on the tachvizor and then you can see what's on
Coming soon: TacWater! Its the only water that people drink tactically! *Plays clip in army uniform* "I use TacWater *every* day out in iraq, its so Tactical!
"it also doubles as a switchblade"
And hey navy guys, you can even drink it under water.
@@veronicagroner6533 LMAO
The whole "IM A REAL BOY" sketch was nightmare fuel jesus christ
The acting for nutcracker Danny was 10/10 but please never do that again
13:24 funniest part about this joke is that Darwin from force isn’t a hamster
“Our boy Nick doesn’t need hearing protection cuz his ears are what I like to call...”
T A C E A R S
"you Finally did it kavin " had me dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“The tax wallet is thinner and smaller so it can fit into any pocket”
*me with woman’s Jeans:* what pockets
jeans? try leggings
I'm honestly starting to think that the lack of pockets in women's clothing is some sort of conspiracy...
Have you tried buying pants with pockets.
@@FalconOfStorms where and how can I find those
@@FalconOfStorms if only it was that easy
7:11 OMG WHY CANT I STOP WATCHING THIS
The navy:
They attac
They protec
But most importantly they use gills to breathe underwater
Didn't rime
10 stars
"iT EVEN WORKS UNDERWATER!"
smh Navy Guys
anyone else realize that the arrowhead bent when he shot it with the arrow and that’s why he said hunters “bow” so that they won’t get sued if someone says they know it was a fake arrow.
Plot Twist: Danny owns Belle & Howl, and this is all an elaborate ad.
Plot twist #2: Nick bolton is Danny's roomate and they're secret gay lovers but to hide their love Danny pretends to ridicule him through this ad
People are gonna make creepy fan art of nutcracker Danny, I’m telling you
Rule 69-
*Rule 34, 35 and 36 intensifies*
No one talks about the fact that he showed a clip from freakin reviews… and he has reviewed every single tac product
His outfit was so cool in this video
the reference to his reddit was a masterpiece
nutcracker danny thats for the new nightmares!!!!
He should be in a horror movie or in any kind of movie because he's got some skills
I got fucking chills from that
Yooooo Particle Cc!! Never would’ve thought to see ya here 😂
Yooo what up pat cc
Yoooo
Imagine if your house burned down and the only thing left was a tacwallet
I would cry.
And the tac visor in your car. It can withstand that heat because it's "military grade" plastic.
Damn should’ve bought the tac house
@@Mykaininekkkkkahajw lol
I imagine this every day. It's a reoccurring waking nightmare. Help me.
I think Danny screaming "IM A REAL BOOOOOOY" dressed as a nutcracker is the most terrifying thing I existence
I completely agree
@@MrAwsome-xw4je dude im literally cowering rn i agree
its straight out of a horror movie
I think I peed myself
Yea, my neighbors thought so too.
Fun fact
If you watch all of Danny's videos with a tac visor, you can see the life of the nutcracker. He finds love, loses it all, and faces the crushing weight of his painful existence. Really moving story.
Omg trying this now!!
@@VelvetWxtch I like to think u are like a 10 yr old that made this comment and you really bought one to see the story
holy shit your right
@@stay_comfy im back one month older and it....
Worked but now im scared of the nutcracker on our porch..
@@VelvetWxtch 😭
The funniest thing about the tac razor has to be the fact that if you drop a regular razor into water it’s not going to break either
ahhah i never thought of that but that so true wtf
Non electric razors: It even works underwater!
but how danny does the stance-
“are you bored of your razor that works all the time? hi. i’m nick bolton with the TAC razor”
And it even works!
Nutcracker Danny is the thing of nightmares
@Nobody yes
Yes
Edit 1: thanks for almost 30 likes
@@mayabean237 same she’s one of my favs along with Danny and drew gooden
This might be the most ambitious crossover of all time.
DUDE I'M SCARED OF IT😭
Tactical Dantical can explain to me TV TicTac NicNacks all day. 💜
Hi OT i hope your day is good
Are you a tac product?
Woah so early-
Omg I'm a fan
I- hUh?!
Imagine a navy guy is just drowning and then instead of being concerned for his life he's just like "finally I can try my new razor'
@@KINGJERMARCUS what
Navy guys dont drown
@@discosticc sometimes they do
ugh. navy guys.
Then it doesnt work
The new horror movie: "I'm a real boy." starring nutcracker danny and danny.
produced by Greg
directed by Greg
sponsored by Greg
Nutcracker Danny - Nutcracker guy
Danny - Danny Gonzalez
Special thanks to
Greg
Guy
Little Stinkers
Mayor Kurtis Connor
@@stepbro4028 😂
that was legitimately creepy ngl
Ai movie in a nutshell
ahhh gacha horror
As the daughter of a Navy veteran, I can confirm that he is always underwater. We actually keep him in a large fish tank now that he’s home all the time.
sharkboy?
My grandpa was in the Navy, and oh my gosh yes. He would just hang out in a fish tank watching Westerns.
Hmm... What color is your mother's hair? Does her name sound anything like "Lavagirl?"
lmao bro that's to funny I'm dying
Do you need to feed him Tactical Flakes?
Not gonna lie, the nutcracker bit was actually kinda terrifying
"kinda" !?
Laura in the other room 👁👄👁
i will see that thing in my nightmares
im still shaking
ik...
Can confirm, as someone who lives near the naval academy, that fishing is a real problem because instead of fish below the bay, it's just navy guys. lurking. waiting. shaving, possibly.
It's even more of a problem because it is said that they have gills. Which is why people confuse them for fish.
@@alexstrife-sinclair6391 It's an easy mistake to make but you have to be on the lookout for suspicious activity, like wearing all white and acting like tourists.
@@elisecarmichael2227 ayoo let's goooo annapolis is pretty niceee
yeah my dad was in the navy, i don't see him anymore because he spent all of our money on tactical shavers
The navy’s siren song, like other mermaids do to draw in ships, are just a faint, beautifully sung
“Military grade”
“Nothing on the market like it”
“Navy guuuuuuuuys”
That “I’M A REAL BOOOYYYY” bit was too fucking perfect
7:13 timestamp
7:33 for the scream
Scary*
@@yourmomsjorts appreciated
I legitimately cried, I do for most of his skits they're so funny XD
Indeed, I love it sm.
as a person with a dad that’s in the navy i can confirm that they’re all mermaids, i only see him once a month because he’s too busy fighting civilians in the ocean
Hes a navy guy
Smh navy guys
Navy guys am I right
As a dude in the Navy, the mermaid part was the hardest portion of training. These fins were tough to grow dude
Can ur dad fix my squishy bones?
This video is over a year old so you’ll probably never see this, but I really appreciate the flash warning! It’s a small thing that makes a big difference. Thanks dude!
right?! and it's so nice that it's in the title so it's right there for reference! instead of me having to memorize the timestamps from a title card at the beginning or having to keep checking the description. i'd never seen flash warnings in titles before danny
i think the best part is that it wasn’t there when he first uploaded it, so i like to think someone asked him to do it after feeling it could be triggering and he not only did it, he did it in the best most visible way possible
@@ShaneReuteri never considered that I always thought it was a lil funny in the title but that's def a way better way for someone to know
@@spikemcleod4720 i think thumbnail or within the video itself is better, but youtube has yet to let you add to videos once they are published besides blurring stuff, even pop up text. I get why he wouldn’t want to take down and re-upload the video, so this was the best case scenario
So they've got a product that works underwater and on land, now all that's missing is a product that works in ... space. ;)
who are u?
They are missing a product that actually works :p
Don’t give them ideas
hello verified youtuber that i do not know
DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS 😣😫
Guys, don't be afraid the Nutcracker is just Drew with makeup on.
Thanks for informing me I was terrified 😆😃👍🥳🧐🤪😎
omg this comment is so underrated this is HILARIOUS and perfectly clever
god damit bamboozled again
Or Drew is just the nutcracker with makeup on....
Thanks
Can you guys imagine Laura in a different part of the house during the butcracker scene? Just hearing Danny shout at the top of his lungs “I am a real boy!“ with no context? Honestly, that would scare me so much.
Mmmm butcracker
she's married to Dan, she's most definitely used to it
I know it's a typo but...butcracker is too funny :D
Or like seeing him walk through the house with the makeup on 😭😭
And then she pokes her head in to see what all the noise is and sees Danny curled up on the floor with her lipstick smeared all over his face.
Please keep the nutcracker as a recurring character, that shit was terrifying and I loved it
Lol same. It was funny but scary🤣🤣🦄🐦
Timestamp
@@bottlemanepic3781 7:14
Agreeeeee
Same. It was f***in delightful!
Therapist: nutcracker Danny can’t hurt you, he’s not real
Nutcracker Danny: 7:17
IM A REAL BOYYYYYYYYYYY
that scene was so funny
It's creepy and great
Hope we get danny lore
It was pure nightmare fuel 😂☠️
Guy: "I noticed your military attire, how long have you served?"
Nick: "About 3 commercials."
What's worse is it's like 90 commercials
@@goobygooberson1656 yeah😂😂
oh god why is there so many. like theres gotta be some dude out there whos entire life is just tac things
Yes
Wait.. Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't impersonating a US army or that kind of stuff illegal..?
My cousin, an actual marine, calls navy guys “frog men”. Apparently most marines call them frog men. It’s, I guess, like how marines are called crayon eaters/jar heads or how national guard are called weekend warriors. He also finds Nick Bolton very funny cause anyone in the service, according to him, would mock this guy so bad.
We're squids, frog men are what the seals were known as when the project was in development
ooh vaguely similar story, I did air cadets growing up and we always called the sea cadets "guppies" which I think is really funny!
There is a whole Wikipedia entry to the term Frogman. It's a legit term that's being used for combat divers, swimmers etc.
"it fits in any pocket"
women watching this: we'll see about that
Right?! Womens pockets are ridiculously small. As a girl who prefer pockets instead of carrying around bags, that's so annoying. The worst thing of all: Fake pockets 😩
@@elin_ and then they design bags for women that are about just as big as mens pockets, and men's bags are more that twice the size of their pockets
LMAO THAT WAS LITERALLY THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT
There's not a man on earth who knows why the pockets of women's pants are so consistently ridiculous
So that begs the question...if women don't know, and men don't know...
...then who is actually making women's pants..??
They make them so small to sell more purses. If you look up Victorian era pockets they were HUGE.
everyone’s talking about the nutcracker skit and danny’s acting, but no ones talking about those BARS of god bless america
because it was a goood oneee!!! :D
Lol
Fish are pretty
Lol right beautiful ass voice
That’s X Factor worthy
The nutcracker skit was downright a horror movie.
I shat myself
The whole thing I was like, “wtf, wtf, wtfff”
after the skit i couldnt take my eyes off the thing 😥😭
@@just_zeke ikr the skit was so smart
the bit was very well made, the whole video was, you can tell his production quality has gotten better
Oh man, you have no idea how obsessed navy guys are with being in water, I don't even know how many times I've had to chase navy guys out of my pool! I even installed an armored pool cover, but they just blew it up with an offshore missile from their battle ship!
😂
Navy guys 🙄
I want Danny to make a full length horror movie where all the characters are played by him in different costumes. I would give my entire bank account for it.
Same
yesssssssss
Hmmm. Have you accumulated debt?
So like $40?
That made me think of the movie split-
That nutcracker thing would make a fuckin terrifying horror movie
Indeed
IM A REAL BOII
The Real Boy
Coming June 2023
@@juliefarrell6688 the boy 3: greg
@@juliefarrell6688 sound terrifiying
As someone with epilepsy, I really admire your consideration for those of us more sensitive to flashing lights. When you don't expect it coming in a video it really helps to be cautioned 🙏🏼
*wheeze*
My brother was in the navy and I can confirm he is a mermaid: he has a *stiff mass* for feet
*da dun dun da dahhhh*
Is "Stiff mass" also a sound effect?
@@AbsoluteRatBastard Wah-what? Why... ok nvm.
@@AbsoluteRatBastard "Stiff mass" Danny actually said in the mermaid movie review that it sounds like you're talking about a boner.
@@bigchungusstarscream7319 I-
Imagine being underwater in a battle situation and thinking “I need to shave. RIGHT. NOW.”
Imagine: you are in a combat, fighting enemy dolphins when your long gorgeous manly beard gets tangled in an enemy trap and your last thoughts are: if only I bought a TacRazor for shaving underwater.
Can't relate. I'm not a navy guy.
@@Cloudychaostheone the real navy guys were the friends we made along the way
Navy guys.
@@pigadmiral6642 Navy Guys, am I right?
“I fear no man, but that thing-”
* points to Nutcracker Danny *
“ *It scares me.* ”
Lol that comment is epik
TacComment Pro
no this should be a complex storyline; danny, make it happen
XD
Mann I love tf2
I love how he says the wallet even has a little zipper for change and an ID holder like they‘re additional features… isn‘t that the bare minimum of what a wallet should have?
POV: you’re anxiously waiting for that nutcracker skit everyone’s talking about in the comments
Same
omg yes
LOL
Same
But... I don’t read the comments... before I watch the video. I didn’t know people did this
I’m sorry but that bit with the nutcracker being a “real boy” genuinely scared me sh*tless
Lol that has potential to be a horror movie
I was doing something else and it made me jump when he said “iM a ReAl bOy”
SAME!!!!!!!!!!
@@gamiket628 it has to be a horror movie
@Kendall Miller-Rider I started laughing when I noticed that Nutcracker Danny still has the wedding ring on.
Honestly, Danny’s acting is getting a lot better. Good job.
Better than good. Great job, Danny!
especially the nutcracker part lmao
giving me kick the pj editing vibes with that nut cracker part
Thanks
exactly
Hi Danny, new subscriber.
I found you when I clicked on an image that I thought was Daniel Radcliffe, but it was you and you made me laugh out loud numerous times. Look forward to watching your other videos.
😂😂
Welcome to the Greg family doctor nonsense
I love how these commercials always talk about things being “Military Grade” when in reality that means whatever is the cheapest available thing
Well yeah that's military grade. Cheap as hell and wont work
@@InsomniacTimXurk I wouldn’t go as far as to say won’t work, recently they’ve actually gotten off their asses and bought decent gear. Just remember though that during WW2 the standard British SMG cost £11 per unit. They actually worked well surprisingly unlike the M16 in Vietnam which was prone to just not firing
@@poseidon1680 i knew they never gave the military very quality items and supplies but skimping on the actual fucking guns? Literally die for America to save $10
@@2cute2poot76 $10 per gun when there are thousands and thousands of guns is actually a lot of money. For the military to afford high quality gear would require A) budget increase B) cutting the DOD budget in another area. Either way some part of the political spectrum in government is going to be pissed. Oh, not to mention the back room closed door deals these companies do with the government which included extra benefits for the person who gets to make the deal. No matter where you stand on the issue if your company makes most of it's money off war you're a pretty shit company.
@@2cute2poot76 unless of course your in the Air Force they treat Air Force recruits nice
The funniest part is that the company likes to pretend that we know who tf Nick Bolton is
“Here’s this man that you’ve never seen before but is a big shot because we say he is”
He's a cousin of Troy Bolton, duh.
@@Zackattackplayspokemon 🤣🤣 that's the only name that came to my mind
Great grandchild of matthew boulton
@Metelus Haridson the fuck is this?
I've been rather stressed out these past few days and have been re-watching your videos. I must say that your brand of comedy gels quite well with me, because I've actually been laughing even harder at them. My favorite parts in this one is how you go on at length about the guy with the serial killer face in the jungle and also when the invisible clown man is revealed by the tac visor.
Thank you for being so funny though, I am one happy Greg.
It's a nutcracker (actually it's a toy soldier, but Danny calls it nutcracker)
Hope you're better!
😊Danny truly is a joy to behold
Danny: “GoD bLeSs AmErIcA”
Laura: “wtf is he doing in there?”
It’s a pewds "soyboy" moment
She probably was thinking that more so when he was screaming about being a real boy. Lol
Danny: *_"I'M A REAL BOYYY!!"_*
"Danny, have you seen my make-up bag?"
"No... but don't come in here."
@@GeorgiaOverdrive gross
Ngl Danny’s acting gets better everyday. That nutcracker skit was terrifying.
YES!!! I WAS TOTALLY THINKING ABT HOW WELL IT WAS SHOT!!
Ikr that was my fav part of the video 😂✨
I just saw that part and I gotta agree
THE WHAT
Oh
um it was real smh🙄
*I’m literally never gonna look at the Nutcracker the same way*
I know right? I'm going to be consistently paranoid about the poor abused nutcracker
omg thats what i was thinking about the whole time
Use the tac bat if it finds a way to be seen
IKRRR
When did he say ‚‚I'm a real boy''
there’s just nothing like nutcracker danny in the market today.
Military grade
That's what I call military trauma
these days EVERYBODY has a large, completely stationary nutcracker figure in their home, silently over watching them while they talk to and entertain themselves alone in their otherwise empty room. but can ur nutcracker do thi
As soon as he said "it didn't work" then BOOM.
commercial.
thank god
Nick: this razor is so small it can fit in any pocket!
Women’s pockets: rules are made to be broken
Women: you guys get pockets?
Well it is meant for military tough manly men.
@@yukikanegawa7470 oh ofc the macho menly menny men and the navy guys
@@zaclumley7553 you do know that most women shave right? Legs, upper lip, arms etc
@@zaclumley7553
wut
13:34 "The Tac wallet is flatter and thinner,"
Meanwhile the Tac wallet is empty, and the CIVILIAN wallet has all of Nick's overdue math homework plus the bill of rights.
Nutcracker Danny can’t hurt you, he doesn’t exist.
Nutcracker Danny: I’M A REAL BOOOOOOOY!
*continues to stare directly into your soul*
That was scary
I was genuinely afraid for a moment
It actually scared me. 😩
“You can see me”
“What?”
“You.. you can see me..”
“Who are you..?”
“Finally.”
“FINALLY!”
“IM A REAL BOY!!”
"Laura, can I borrow your lipstick?!" "For what?!" "Uhh- nothing..!"
HAHAHAHA
That was actually pretty scary lol
I feel like she’s used to that by now
why I borrow your lipstick so often💄🎶🎶
I laughed so hard at that part
We need little nutcracker guy lore. Like they’re spirits attached to Christmas lawn decorations. Their true form can only be seen through a Tac Visor
It’s because he killed Santa Claus
@@PizzA_TimE the christmas spirit
I would love to see a fight scene between the little nutcracker guy and Drew’s MoonPod.
Laura: honey I’m home
Nutcracker Danny: IM A REAL BOY
Laura: is that my lipstick
Danny: "I think it's pretty obvious that it is"
okay but your pfp is everything
No it's Danny's lipstick, do you not know this
“Great job Annie, now finish the job.”
“But, bu-“
“Don’t hesitate Annie, you aren’t a civilian are you? Be military tough.”
Haha, navy boys
Are you okay Annie?
Annie are you okay? Will you tell us?? That you’re okay???
@@discoshark7767 came here to say that 😂😂😂😂😂😂
My names Annie 😳
NO SURRENDER
NO MERCY
"Fits in any pocket"
This product is clearly made for men.
LMFAOOOOO
*HDTHTCEHEXRDHR PLEASE-*
best comment
true * sigh *
😭😭😭
that visor is just a polarized piece of plastic, similar to what you would find in a pair of polarized sunglasses (as mentioned in the video). They always hype these low quality products up so much even though they're really just a more advanced 5-minute crafts project.
Exactly. And they removed the polarizing filter from the TV for no reason just to show the TAC Visor doing something you'd never do with it.
The "you're insulting a future army soldier" boy is their only customer
@@ModernDaySocrates5.7 Aww 🥺😭
@@ModernDaySocrates5.7 nope he didnt
@@ModernDaySocrates5.7 no he’s a SoundCloud rapper now
@@ModernDaySocrates5.7 Wanted to verify. So he did not in fact join, that tiktok we all saw was in fact a fake. The real kid is a soundcloud rapper and plans on joining the reserves
RIP vine
navy guys love just breathing the water,loving the water, swimming in it
Aeeeeeeee
But in their lives, they stay far away from it :(
Don't forget tasting it
*living in it*
Feeling the water
Danny screaming “I’m a real boy” will haunt me forever
Same 😔
*I'M A REAL **_BOYYYYY_*
@@jameswarf6456 Bro you can't just scare me like that smh.
Yeah, thanks for the nightmares fucker!
Is he a better boy, is the question
"What's that, I can't see anything!"
"GOD BLESS AMERICA!"
that was the funniest and also the most sudden cut I have ever seen 😂
Guys, this “Nick” guy is obviously Danny’s new elaborate disguise 🙄
You're right😟
@@Rei-ul4gv k
Drew’s **
Yeah, like for once he’s tried to disguise his voice
Yeah 🙄
Why am I, a grown ass adult, now kinda terrified of that nutcracker Danny has in his room...
I'll never be able to look at him the same again...
idk if i’m just high but the part where the nutcracker turned into the “real boy” i kind of went into a panicked/ laugh mode. like it genuinely scared me but it was so funny
Dude i saw that part high and turned the video off to watch something other
I love how danny just ~ sticks ~ his butt out in that combat pose. He should be a mortal combat character