It's very Stewart Lee like that. (If you like corrections - you'd likely enjoy Stewart Lee's stand-up - he has a similar character that he does stand-up with who basically hates and disparages his audience all the time. King of condescension. Loved by w4nkers worldwide ;)
You can, in fact, be biased against something. A bias is just a disproportionate weighting of opinion about something, which means it can be for _or_ against. Whoever said you can't be biased against something is biased against basic fact-checking.
@@skunkrat01 We can actually prove that they're biased against basic fact checking in the following ways: 1. Their comment is debunked by the first definition given when you Google the word "bias". 2. Their comment is debunked with _the first sentence_ of the Wikipedia article on bias (which is also the first search result of Googling the word "bias"). 3. Three of the first four Google results describe bias as both favourable and unfavourable inclinations (specifically phrased as "disproportionate weight in favor of or against an idea or thing", "supporting or opposing a particular person or thing in an unfair way", "a tendency, inclination, or prejudice toward or against something or someone"). 4. You get basically all the same results on Bing too. They would have had to actually put in work to avoid getting definitions that include both directions of inclination if they bothered to check before making the comment. And at that point... their bias would be showing.
I started off this episode disappointed that you didn't win the Emmy, but then I finished the episode happy because no jackal in their right mind would wish for your escape from the infernal coil that is Corrections.
In fairness, they could stop whenever they want. I can't imagine they get anything out of it except having to stay later on their Friday. But they keep going because it's all some of us have to look forward to every week. And I appreciate that.
@rabbit251 there is a channel called Lost in the Pond by a guy who was born in England and moved here. Last week, he did a video short on why some people say apricot with a long A and others say apricot with a short A. In the discussion, I couldn't help but think of cicada / cicada😅
To The jackal that said that this is as inaccessible as his father’s love - sorry for your pain Eric (Trump) and for your difficulty understanding the humour.
@@reginaldmustardbacon5866I think the main inaccessibility (that keeps getting worse) is that you might have to start from the beginning to get details like the callback to about Lego, and at this point….
This was a very funny comment, with good replies. I just want to note, though, that Jackals love to post comments ironically and to needle Seth, and Seth sometimes makes the comments sound stupider too, for comic effect. Just sayin'.
I've officially watched way too many episodes of Corrections. Because the minute he finished reading that jackal comment about the champagne glasses, my eyes immediately checked the levels of his Garonne, confirmed it was low, and knew this episode was ending with him drinking wine out of a champagne glass with a smug look even Trump would have difficulty topping.
the stories seth tells about his kids at the beginning of his podcast are a million times funnier than the interviews that follow, and i hate it when he cuts the stories off. i really wish the podcast was just him and josh the whole time.
@@claddagh1826 seriously. The guests are cool but my favorite part is the Josh/Seth banter in the beginning. I often go back and just listen to the intros of episodes. I love love love Seth’s family stories and his kids’ cameos ❤️
Correction: Save BIG money at Menard's! Look it up, it'll stick with you. In 1998, I was a cashier at a Meijer making 7.25 an hour and when the Menard's opened across the street, they were starting cashiers out at 10 dollars. Jingles, fair wages... it's damn wholesome all around and the guy in the commercials has that MyPillow tri-state area voice that you'd be able to nail. Love to you and all the Jackals tonight! ❤💙
You save big money, You save big money, When you shop Menards! *Tells you how a sink is 65.99 and a bag of dog treats is 11.99* SAVE BIG MONEY AT MENARDS
Maybe but Seth went to college in Chicago and MUST have seen Menards commercials on TV even if there wasn't one in Evanston. My parents have a VHS home video of me in 1995 when I was one and in the background is a Menards commercial and we are in the Chicago area television market.
I came here with the same correction! I should have known someone would beat me to it. 🎶 You save big money, You save big money! When you shop Menard's! 🎶 I don't know who wrote that jingle, or how much John Menard paid for it, but they certainly got their money out of that one. 😂
Stalin appearing on Laugh In was definitely a play , a perfect Jackal trap. I love the little breadcrumb trail he feeds us before showing his hand in the sweet weekly reward of Corrections!
I see we need to train yet another generation of Meyers with Axel asking his dad for the desk “Legos.” Meyerss and Jackals gripped in an endless battle. Oh my God. Are we writing this graphic novel? I think we’re writing this graphic novel.
My nephew, 2½, SCREAMS, "peek-a-boo", with overly dramatic hand gestures to match. We all whisper it back. He now screams "PEEK-A-BOO!!! NOISY BOY!!" together and giggles. It's going to take a while...
The "lasagna hog" one is featured in the all-time best comedic effort on palindromes, Weird Al's "Bob" parody of the Subterranean Homesick Blues music video, the one with the cue cards that must have been a formative experience for Wally.
The drink set up then letting us realise his drink was too empty... and telegraphing the joke to us was a cute touch. Thanks for bringing us in as ever! Love this Show
I was surprised by that camera move. A) I thought the camera guy just went home after pushing record, and B) that was more effort than I was expecting for a Corrections.
"You can't be biased against something." I call bullcrap. I've heard people being biased against things for years. If literally can be figuratively, biased can be both for and against.
First time Jackle, but you've never heard of the palindrome "Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog"? Because that is a line in Weird Al Yankovic's "Bob", which is a Bob Dylan style parody where all the lines are palindromes.
@@AisuruMirai Back when I still bothered to jackal on other commenters, I used to post a link to Word Crimes. We can't post links any more, and I'm too old to bother helping repair other people's bloopers, anyway. They can just own them.
Me too! Even though I know it’s coming it still freaks me out. It’s so stupid, you’d think I’d just end the video before that closing bit starts but no, each time I rise to the bait and try to prove that it won’t startle/scare me…🫣yet it always does.
I'm assuming you all watch it on TH-cam, because I have absolutely no idea what he is talking about. I record the show and watch the whole thing the next day.
Thank you! Thank you so much! Sadly, I live in constant chronic pain, yet you somehow make it easy for me to ignore it for a little bit each Friday morning. Thank you so much! 🙂❤️☮️ Oh, and thank you to the best and most friendly community on TH-cam! I think the extreme (relative) oddness keeps many of the trolls away. Hmmm... Has Seth (and crew) finally figured out the secret to TH-cam comments? We may never know.... Or...do we? 😉☮️❤️
I've had these same thoughts. It's wild that we Jackals have turned out to be the sweetest people on the internet. Admittedly, that's a low bar, but still...💙
@@CybershamanX I describe my chronic pain as a very loud noise that drowns out life, as if life is a sound. It's hard to do anything when that scream is all there is... I recently had a rearrangement of my sacrum and hips, followed by knee surgery and the reduction in pain is phenomenal. It was unexpected, too. A month on and I still have issues but the noise of pain is way way down there now and complicated decisions (like what shoes to wear, etc.) now seem so simple. I wish there were easy answers for chronic pain patients. Physical therapy, exercise, pain meds, getting different perspectives from different doctors and physical therapists are all good things. I wish the best for you.
Although the expectation was high that there would be a Negroni in a champagne flute the timing was very good… one almost forgot, but could get appropriately excited when Seth drank up his glass! Well played 😂
what if its a bait and he doesnt want us to distinguish between them? and maybe we all just don't see race so we think its just Seth & Seth. (i hope people know im not serious)
I get my hearing tested regularly through work and they actually managed to capture my hearing loss from my kid as it was happening - the ear on the side I used to hold him on my hip has a small bit in the upper register that no longer functions! He also broke my nose 3 times, my glasses twice, and one of my teeth - I am so thankful he's older now and is actually a really nice person. Quelle suprise!
CORRECTION CORRECTION, the Earth is in space but we are on Earth and therefore not in space. Space is a vacuum with varying levels of microgravity, we are in an atmosphere tethered by a very specific monodirectional gravity field. Just as if it's raining and you're in your house, the house is in the rain and you yourself are not, us humans are on our planet which is in space, we are not in space. The main proof of this is how our blood isn't evaporating out of us and we're not, ya know -> 💀 Anyway yeah so you're good bro you were right the first time.
I love CORRECTIONS, at the end of my week I like to sit we a Jack&Coke and watch and laugh! Keep it up Seth, your the man! Dont stop your keeping so many of us sane!
Correction for Shoemaker: According to Seth you call Eau Claire "Water Claire". It should be "Clear Water" to translate the city name in full. Then again Seth might be making this up - his level of French is mediocre when you consider he's the son of a French teacher.
Smokey Bear is a bear, so technically calling him Smokey the bear would be fine. Bear isn't a title after all. You could call him Smokey Bear the bear.
Can't wait until the other wine moms tell Seth the champagne flute is designed to make the bubbles last longer. The wine glass is designed so air mixes with the wine and makes it taste better. The tulip glass is the preferred shape glass for champagne bc it preserves the bubbles and allows the drinker to smell it before drinking
Except nobody does except people trying to pretend to be better than they are. It's not for smelling, it's for drinking. On our honeymoon, my husband and I shared a mini bottle of champagne straight out of the bottle. Put our lips on it and everything. Didn't even wash it first.
Different wines have different glasses. Red have wider glasses, so they are exposed to more air at the surface, whereas whites have narrower glasses to limit air exposure. Wine is designed to be sipped, not chucked back, and the amount of air exposure alters the taste.
You probably know this but the one-armed man thing is based on a real event: When Marilyn Sheppard was killed in her bed, her husband was sleep in front of the tv. Hearing screams he ran up the stairs and was knocked out after seeing a "biped form", meaning the person who killed his wife, before realising what's what. He came to, ran after the "shaggy haired 'form' killer" and was again knocked out. Then called the neighbours. And people thought that's too ridiculous of a description of a killer and story to be true. He went to prison for 10 years, his mother offed herself, his father in law later did the same, his dad died of gastric ulcer haemorrhage, he was finally freed and married his prison pen pal who later turned out to be Goebbels's sister in law. I think that's more interesting than The Fugitive.
@gmun2248 😄 Agreed. I have no explanation so I'll blame it on not being fully awake. I'm usually up in time for Corrections, this time ACL and Corrections were already there when I opened my eyes.
Oh noooo, the fake ending was still making me laugh every time...! Hopefully this one will remain funny too! I just love this show so much, thanks for having so much fun with it and sharing that with all of us.
I genuinely love Corrections so much. It's the little highlight treat of my week. Once upon a time, that was a spot held by Jenna Marbles videos, but since she is no longer active on youtube, it's really nice to have a fun, distracting, weekly internet treat, again. Also...I unironically love Mac Tonight 🌙
True story: I recently watched a video of Alice Cooper performing "Billion Dollar Babies" which is about a man's creepy love for a rubber dolly. At that time, Alice wore a lot of eyeliner, and JD looks just like him.
Axel and Ash need to have a segment someday with Larry where they can tell their own stories about Seth, or just lean into the whole family rebuttal show situation.
@@CWMdeschepper Yes, technically minifigures/minifigs but as a parent of 4, they were referred to as Lego guys (gender inclusive) in my world. The kids only started referring to them as minifigs when Lego started publishing books that enticed the kids to want to collect them all Pokémon-style.
the surprise ending where you just looked to the tv scared the hell out of us. we screamed, you briefly were about to crawl out of the tv like the ring
Correction though I'm pretty sure we've covered this one before. Our atmosphere and magnetic field protect us from the (mostly)void of space. The surface of Earth is not in space.
Thank you for updating the ending-title goof Seth, I’d like it to be a group of 7 or 8 different takes eventually so the “scared” one really jumps out though. Also. This is the nicest jackal thought I’ve ever had, and I never actually press the post button on my purely rude ones. That said, I agree, you do look way older than the actual/original ending title card now. However, again, today’s friendly Jackal thinks you’re a hotter salt and pepper than Colbert and Stewart are.
He used the palindromes, but I doubt that he wrote them. I do not doubt that he _could_ have, but I think the song is a work of found art. Last April, during National Poetry Writing Month, I celebrated Palindrome Weeeek* with a series of palindrome poems, one of which included this line. *4/20/24 - 4/29/24
Corrections is my weekly church service. Seth is my minister of chuckles
This is how cults start but saying that I'm all in. All hail Seth
💗
Seth's far too tall to be Chucky! Although, it all other aspects - checks out...
@@OffWhiteDaz Praise be! Praise be.
Me too! So is a group of jackals called a congregation?
Seth telling his audience, "This is why I hate you," which is why i love this insane show.
It’s even better because he sang it at us.
I’m glad I could create this moment by being pedantic about space and Star Wars.
Correction: he sang it
It's very Stewart Lee like that. (If you like corrections - you'd likely enjoy Stewart Lee's stand-up - he has a similar character that he does stand-up with who basically hates and disparages his audience all the time. King of condescension. Loved by w4nkers worldwide ;)
I know 😂😂
You can, in fact, be biased against something. A bias is just a disproportionate weighting of opinion about something, which means it can be for _or_ against. Whoever said you can't be biased against something is biased against basic fact-checking.
Yeah I totally thought the same thing!
@@skunkrat01 We can actually prove that they're biased against basic fact checking in the following ways:
1. Their comment is debunked by the first definition given when you Google the word "bias".
2. Their comment is debunked with _the first sentence_ of the Wikipedia article on bias (which is also the first search result of Googling the word "bias").
3. Three of the first four Google results describe bias as both favourable and unfavourable inclinations (specifically phrased as "disproportionate weight in favor of or against an idea or thing", "supporting or opposing a particular person or thing in an unfair way", "a tendency, inclination, or prejudice toward or against something or someone").
4. You get basically all the same results on Bing too.
They would have had to actually put in work to avoid getting definitions that include both directions of inclination if they bothered to check before making the comment. And at that point... their bias would be showing.
This. Absolutely this.
You saved me the trouble of composing this response, and probably did a better job than I would have.
100% this
I started off this episode disappointed that you didn't win the Emmy, but then I finished the episode happy because no jackal in their right mind would wish for your escape from the infernal coil that is Corrections.
Infernal coil is what I call my poops.... I need a better diet...
Aww Seth is always watching out for his Jackal buddies he didn't win on purpose so he didn't have to quit!
No one celebrates our shenanigans like Seth does!
In fairness, they could stop whenever they want. I can't imagine they get anything out of it except having to stay later on their Friday. But they keep going because it's all some of us have to look forward to every week. And I appreciate that.
@@rowynnecrowley1689 sssssh, don’t tell em they could stop when they want!!!
Honored that my correction (Scrabble tiles, Bingo cage, okay) was dispatched with due derision. Thanks, Seth.
Only Jackals In The Building
Shouldn't that be " only corrections in the building"? Sorry, couldn't resist😂
@@t.d.802should have been “only jackals in the comment section” 😂
Seth should push that as a new show idea to Nathan Lane. Cicada, Cicada went so well.
@rabbit251 there is a channel called Lost in the Pond by a guy who was born in England and moved here. Last week, he did a video short on why some people say apricot with a long A and others say apricot with a short A. In the discussion, I couldn't help but think of cicada / cicada😅
Is Cicada / Cicada coming to Starlight Theatre in KCMO?
I'd buy that ticket!
Seth it cannot be overstated how much we look forward to this!
To The jackal that said that this is as inaccessible as his father’s love - sorry for your pain Eric (Trump) and for your difficulty understanding the humour.
😂🔥🔥🔥👍
which is weird too considering.. This is on youtube.. its pretty darn accessible and funny
@@reginaldmustardbacon5866 hmm.. ummm... 😶🤐😶
@@reginaldmustardbacon5866I think the main inaccessibility (that keeps getting worse) is that you might have to start from the beginning to get details like the callback to about Lego, and at this point….
This was a very funny comment, with good replies. I just want to note, though, that Jackals love to post comments ironically and to needle Seth, and Seth sometimes makes the comments sound stupider too, for comic effect. Just sayin'.
I'm glad Seth clapped for the assassin. Since he couldn't.
Guess what kind of couch JD Vance owns. I'll give you hint, it's not a pullout.
Please don't shame him for his sectional preferences.
Actually I think it was a loveseat
More pushin' for the cushion.
I heard his history degree is in the Ottoman Empire.
@@lesterweinheimer665 Correction: After he was done with it, it was a ‘loved seat.’
And the champagne glass on the desk is why we LOVE YOU Seth!
You can tell how sarcastic Seth is gonna be based on how empty his drink is when corrections starts
Correction, he had to have a mostly empty drink to time out the "not champagne" joke 🥂
what is his drink anyway?
@@miakarmesin8109negroni
Are you saying he's a mean drunk?
@@miakarmesin8109 If only he would tell us, he could stop this charade and we could all go back to our normal lives.
I've officially watched way too many episodes of Corrections. Because the minute he finished reading that jackal comment about the champagne glasses, my eyes immediately checked the levels of his Garonne, confirmed it was low, and knew this episode was ending with him drinking wine out of a champagne glass with a smug look even Trump would have difficulty topping.
Absolutely the same here (:
tf is a Garonne?
Correction: no such thing as too many
I thought it was a Negroni…?
@@clashpoet I'm guessing a crazy autocorrect.
I love the gusto with which he raises his glass in the end. Beautiful. This is what I'm here for. Sass.
Correction! That’s Miss Sassy thank you very much.
I think it would make a lovely Outro clip. "To Life!"
I was really hoping he'd break into the song from Fiddler on the Roof.
@@ianbentryn8115I thought so too!! They should edit that as the Outro Clip.
The only problem is it was so obviously set up. Still, fun.
After all this time, Seth re-opened a can of worms with his son and the Legos lol
Now, that was a real callback.
Great work, jackals. Now his Harrison Ford sounds like his idea of what Biden sounds like doing an impression of Jennifer Coolidge.
The Turducken of impressions!
You’re welcome
Are you kidding around?
Is that a President Coolidge impersonation?
@@davidg3944 😂
Axel is the best character in the Meyers Cinematic Universe. Every story about him is hysterical. The kid is totally unhinged and I love it ❤
Middle kid wild card energy and he fucking owns it.
his fate of being the unhinged child was sealed when he got born in an apartment lobby
the stories seth tells about his kids at the beginning of his podcast are a million times funnier than the interviews that follow, and i hate it when he cuts the stories off. i really wish the podcast was just him and josh the whole time.
@@claddagh1826 seriously. The guests are cool but my favorite part is the Josh/Seth banter in the beginning. I often go back and just listen to the intros of episodes. I love love love Seth’s family stories and his kids’ cameos ❤️
Your Harrison Ford doesn’t sound like Jenn Coolidge. It does, however, sound like Joe Biden.
I’m not kiddin’ around!
4:52 sounds a bit like Will Ferrell doing Harry Caray. "Hey! Hey!"
For me it sounds more like Owen Wilson.
That makes sense as Joe and Harrison are about the same age (within months). And that's our "Shake up the Boomer Generation" Moment of the Day.
Correction, it doesn't sound like Joe Biden, it sounds like Seth's impression of Joe Biden
The troll with the 'Champaign' glass, chef's kiss.
Correction: Save BIG money at Menard's! Look it up, it'll stick with you. In 1998, I was a cashier at a Meijer making 7.25 an hour and when the Menard's opened across the street, they were starting cashiers out at 10 dollars. Jingles, fair wages... it's damn wholesome all around and the guy in the commercials has that MyPillow tri-state area voice that you'd be able to nail. Love to you and all the Jackals tonight! ❤💙
Thanks! I was hoping someone would say this!
(Isn't John Lutz from Minnesota?)
You save big money, You save big money, When you shop Menards! *Tells you how a sink is 65.99 and a bag of dog treats is 11.99* SAVE BIG MONEY AT MENARDS
Maybe but Seth went to college in Chicago and MUST have seen Menards commercials on TV even if there wasn't one in Evanston. My parents have a VHS home video of me in 1995 when I was one and in the background is a Menards commercial and we are in the Chicago area television market.
Damn, $7.25 in 98?! I made $5.50/hour…. Unless I was waiting tables- it was $2.13/hr…
I came here with the same correction! I should have known someone would beat me to it.
🎶
You save big money,
You save big money!
When you shop Menard's!
🎶
I don't know who wrote that jingle, or how much John Menard paid for it, but they certainly got their money out of that one. 😂
I’m just here looking for the Jackals in the comments correcting Seth’s son for yelling Legos instead of Lego… and found them 😂
Every time someone uses Lego as the plural form I think they are a huge dork. And I think I’m correct in that assessment
At this point I think “legos” is a dog whistle for jackals.
@@porcelina_zero I think you are right. And like us asking what Seth is drinking, Seth says Legos. It's mutual combat. 😉
I thought it was supposed to be Lego bricks.
@@dancepigloverLego comes in non-brick form also. The Lego on the desk are humanoids.
Ha, I knew that champagne flute would come out.
Best part!
Saaame 😂
And NOT with champagne in it.
Filled with negroni?
Hmmm, looks more like a pilsner glass than a champagne flute lol
"See me next week" are my favorite words in the English language!
Yeah, actually, you’re right. They are the best words to hear.
Stalin appearing on Laugh In was definitely a play , a perfect Jackal trap. I love the little breadcrumb trail he feeds us before showing his hand in the sweet weekly reward of Corrections!
I would have been so disappointed if he had not made the Georgian accent joke.
Putin never appeared on Laugh In, but some of his opponents did, and “accidentally” fell through the windows.
I see we need to train yet another generation of Meyers with Axel asking his dad for the desk “Legos.” Meyerss and Jackals gripped in an endless battle. Oh my God. Are we writing this graphic novel? I think we’re writing this graphic novel.
Meyerses
Lego vs Meyerses, the next chapter
Are you still crying about "Lego Bricks"? NOBODY calls them that. Get over it.
@@rowynnecrowley1689 The LEGO people are not called 'bricks', they're called 'LEGO pieces', or more specifically 'Minifigures'.
"Legos V. Meyerses" reads like a newspaper headline from "The Simpsons." We can now expect it to come to fruition around 2044
Putting the ice cube from the glass into the flute would have been +15 bonus points!
That’s an impression of Jerry saying “Newman!”, not of Newman, so technically nothing changed.
"No soup for you!"
The joke was him "realizing" he'd forgotten Newman, not an intention to impersonate him.
It was a lousy impression. Shoulda done Seinfeld's mom: "Hello Newman..."
Although he did do the arms which, id argue, is an impression
Very correct He's still has not mentioned Peterman, Puddy, Steinbrenner or George or Jerry's parents And that's just the beginning
My 5yr old has nailed whispering and I've never felt so validated as a dad. Thank you for that.
My nephew, 2½, SCREAMS, "peek-a-boo", with overly dramatic hand gestures to match. We all whisper it back.
He now screams "PEEK-A-BOO!!! NOISY BOY!!" together and giggles. It's going to take a while...
Jimmy Carter made it to 100 years-old. Happy Birthday, Jimmy!
His birthday is October 1st what are you talking about
@@AngelaIshere11 There was a red carpet celebration. The video I saw didn't mention it was an early celebration.
@@SpaceForceCommander Seth may only be half of Carter's age, but he's aging twice as fast. #SickBurn
@@SpaceForceCommander Nothing could go wrong with a premature 100th birthday celebration and OMG THIS IS WHY BETTY WHITE DIED
Jimmy's gonna make it to see Kamala win, then vanish like Obi-Wan
Slightly unhinged Seth is always my favorite Seth
We've witnessed the birth of the *Chegroni.* 🥂
Looks like Rose of something red…… and also looks refreshing.
Sounds like a dance from the 60's
I'm forced to chegroni whenever Seth tells a lame joke.
omg Chegroni 😂 I’m into it
Is this named after Michael Che?
The "lasagna hog" one is featured in the all-time best comedic effort on palindromes, Weird Al's "Bob" parody of the Subterranean Homesick Blues music video, the one with the cue cards that must have been a formative experience for Wally.
Seth needs to check out Weird Al's song "Bob" for more palindrome fun.
Too hot to hoot.
Surely 'I was able ere i saw Elba' is the most famous palindrome, its even got faux attribution to a celebrity.
@@betsiecleworth5853 Able was I ere I saw Elba
Apparently, the world's longest palindrome was written by Demitri Martin.
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo.
Just stumbled on that recently. It's fun.
That Stalin/Georgia accent joke was hella under appreciated imo…
It was great!
God, Seth! I freaking love you!
Thanks to your crew and have a great weekend.
The drink set up then letting us realise his drink was too empty... and telegraphing the joke to us was a cute touch. Thanks for bringing us in as ever! Love this Show
Love the camera trying to catch the top of the champagne flute at the end. HAHAH!!
I was surprised by that camera move. A) I thought the camera guy just went home after pushing record, and B) that was more effort than I was expecting for a Corrections.
That “to life!” Cheers at the end should be the new outro.
Clapping is mockery to a one-armed man.
Not if it’s a booty clapping
And it's a Koan given by a Zen Master.
I could have sworn there was a one armed joke coming after the clap.
should've known someone beat me to it 😂
Or you might say... SETH GAVE HIM A HAND
wild that there's only 21 bridges/tunnels to Canada (also that I'm finding this out here. Corrections is now an educational program.)
One of the fun reasons to read the comments.
okay NOW the Jennifer Coolidge sounds like the Biden impression [which I'm fully here for]
Yeah, it drifts back and forth.
Are you kidding around?
Exactly what I was thinking.
"You can't be biased against something." I call bullcrap. I've heard people being biased against things for years. If literally can be figuratively, biased can be both for and against.
I feel like One Killer Question beating Corrections for the Emmy is a raw deal. Their lead in is Martin Short and Steve Martin. Your lead in is you.
Blasphemer!
That actually makes the Emmys a double-snub each time "Corrections" is nominated!
Thoughts and prayers to John and Jim for surviving their Kenny encounter. Very brave of them to go back to the scene of their gopher scuffle.
Oh man, the gopher!! Seriously, bring back the gopher! Put the gopher in Animal Flubs!
I knew the champagne glass was coming. I knew it was coming and it still hit perfectly. Well done. That's an Emmy caliber bit.
First time Jackle, but you've never heard of the palindrome "Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog"? Because that is a line in Weird Al Yankovic's "Bob", which is a Bob Dylan style parody where all the lines are palindromes.
*Jackal not Jackle
Correction: jackal
Speaking of Weird Al...
Word crime: That's a run-on sentence.
@@AisuruMirai Back when I still bothered to jackal on other commenters, I used to post a link to Word Crimes. We can't post links any more, and I'm too old to bother helping repair other people's bloopers, anyway. They can just own them.
@@AisuruMirai Correction: That is two sentences. The first one ended with a question mark.
"All your enemies, even the ones you're on the fence about."😄
Chekhov's champagne flute
"Scrabble tiles will fall out of a bingo cage" is the most original corrections style correction. I enjoyed it
I am 63 and I remember Laugh-In very well. But that jump scare you have after A Closer Look terrifies me.
Me too! Even though I know it’s coming it still freaks me out. It’s so stupid, you’d think I’d just end the video before that closing bit starts but no, each time I rise to the bait and try to prove that it won’t startle/scare me…🫣yet it always does.
@@carolz5090 I do end the video. I can’t stand to see it.
I love it and still stick around to the end for it!
I'm assuming you all watch it on TH-cam, because I have absolutely no idea what he is talking about. I record the show and watch the whole thing the next day.
@@katm6 I think it might be a You Tube exclusive
well, watched all of corrections from the beginning. everything makes just as much sense as it did before. I regret nothing.
Thank you! Thank you so much! Sadly, I live in constant chronic pain, yet you somehow make it easy for me to ignore it for a little bit each Friday morning. Thank you so much! 🙂❤️☮️ Oh, and thank you to the best and most friendly community on TH-cam! I think the extreme (relative) oddness keeps many of the trolls away. Hmmm... Has Seth (and crew) finally figured out the secret to TH-cam comments? We may never know.... Or...do we? 😉☮️❤️
I've had these same thoughts. It's wild that we Jackals have turned out to be the sweetest people on the internet. Admittedly, that's a low bar, but still...💙
💙🐾🐾
Corrections is Rx strength jackal medicine and Seth is the vet.
Thank you, my fellow Jackals. It means a lot to me. 🥲
@@CybershamanX I describe my chronic pain as a very loud noise that drowns out life, as if life is a sound. It's hard to do anything when that scream is all there is...
I recently had a rearrangement of my sacrum and hips, followed by knee surgery and the reduction in pain is phenomenal. It was unexpected, too. A month on and I still have issues but the noise of pain is way way down there now and complicated decisions (like what shoes to wear, etc.) now seem so simple. I wish there were easy answers for chronic pain patients. Physical therapy, exercise, pain meds, getting different perspectives from different doctors and physical therapists are all good things. I wish the best for you.
Although the expectation was high that there would be a Negroni in a champagne flute the timing was very good… one almost forgot, but could get appropriately excited when Seth drank up his glass! Well played 😂
Correction: if you wanted us to think it was you and Obama on that image, you should have labeled it "Seth & Obama" instead of "Seth & Seth."
Seconding this correction. Very important to know that Seth and Obama are not spelled the same.
I agree. (And I was the one who made the original comment!)
I fourth this!
what if its a bait and he doesnt want us to distinguish between them? and maybe we all just don't see race so we think its just Seth & Seth.
(i hope people know im not serious)
Or possibly "Seth and Barack" unless we're sticking with Obama being his full name like Cher or Prince.
04:15 I was WONDERING why the glass was so empty! 😂
Me too. (I shoulda known he was up to something!)
I saw it a mile away, as did some others.
I didn't notice that it was empty but I wouldn't be surprised if it was totally full at the beginning because after all, he is Hurry's son
Chekhov’s Cocktail
@@Tonyhouse1168lol brilliant!
I get my hearing tested regularly through work and they actually managed to capture my hearing loss from my kid as it was happening - the ear on the side I used to hold him on my hip has a small bit in the upper register that no longer functions! He also broke my nose 3 times, my glasses twice, and one of my teeth - I am so thankful he's older now and is actually a really nice person. Quelle suprise!
CORRECTION CORRECTION, the Earth is in space but we are on Earth and therefore not in space. Space is a vacuum with varying levels of microgravity, we are in an atmosphere tethered by a very specific monodirectional gravity field.
Just as if it's raining and you're in your house, the house is in the rain and you yourself are not, us humans are on our planet which is in space, we are not in space.
The main proof of this is how our blood isn't evaporating out of us and we're not, ya know -> 💀
Anyway yeah so you're good bro you were right the first time.
Would you please give me some space, man…
@@eggsII FREE space? In THIS economy??
This is a very dark matter
But if out there is outer space and inside our bodies is Innerspace then wouldn't that mean we have to be in regular space?
@@bearsuitattack Dude, that’s spacey…
I love CORRECTIONS, at the end of my week I like to sit we a Jack&Coke and watch and laugh! Keep it up Seth, your the man! Dont stop your keeping so many of us sane!
Seth’s kids came to the show….explains the mostly empty drink and late drop of Corrections. 🍷such a great Corrections…much love ❤
I grew up in Eau Claire, MI, and it means "fresh water."
How is a couch and Trump's campaign similar? They are both getting screwed by JD Vance
Too funny!
I cannot condone the perpetuation of false rumors about JD Vance.
@@TheOldHippiebilly You don't think he's screwing Trump's campaign?
@@TheOldHippiebilly I concur. But these are true rumors, because I saw them on TV. I think Seth was perpetuating them.
Correction for Shoemaker: According to Seth you call Eau Claire "Water Claire". It should be "Clear Water" to translate the city name in full. Then again Seth might be making this up - his level of French is mediocre when you consider he's the son of a French teacher.
Tres Jackale!
I suspect it's a remnant of teenage rebellion.
My money is on Shoemaker actually saying Water Claire just to be goofy.
You really think Seth took French just because his mom taught it?
I married a woman named Claire, and we started a family, and when her water broke, she said "L'eau!"
@@davidnewell3232 Correction: Trѐs chacal! 🐺🐾🐾
I always view Corrections as its own thing. Kind of like going rogue. The thing that snaps me back into reality.... The bleeping.
Snap back to reality, opps there goes gravity….
Smokey Bear is a bear, so technically calling him Smokey the bear would be fine. Bear isn't a title after all. You could call him Smokey Bear the bear.
“To life!” That’s my feel good quote of the year. Thanks Seth. Yes, to life indeed!
FWIW I'm 57 and I have memories of watching _Laugh-In_ as a youngster.
I’m 44 and watched it on …. Nick at Night I think?
I'm 55 and remember seeing it.
The other viewer must've had a sheltered childhood or something.
47 and I was introduced through Bloopers and Practical Jokes as a kid and loved it
Very interesting...
Thank you for being so funny. You help everyone who needs you to get on with their day. You have a real gift. God bless you.
I'm so glad I got here only a minute after posting. This one was hilarious. Or I'm just really high.
Or both!
Both, same. Seth was a tad extra tonight. Made for some hearty laughs!
I'm not high, but watching Corrections makes feel like I am.
I love the relationship Seth has with his crew
Oh I need this - Corrections is my medicine, one shot a week 😍🥰
Seth raising his glass to at the end was a perfect impression of Ruprecht from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Can't wait until the other wine moms tell Seth the champagne flute is designed to make the bubbles last longer. The wine glass is designed so air mixes with the wine and makes it taste better.
The tulip glass is the preferred shape glass for champagne bc it preserves the bubbles and allows the drinker to smell it before drinking
Good thing Seth used it for his cocktail then . No grapes were offended.
I can wait...
Except nobody does except people trying to pretend to be better than they are. It's not for smelling, it's for drinking. On our honeymoon, my husband and I shared a mini bottle of champagne straight out of the bottle. Put our lips on it and everything. Didn't even wash it first.
Yup. I’m more bothered by the absence of bubbles in the flute than by the colour of the wine. (Hibiscus and raspberry champagne is quite yummy.)
Different wines have different glasses. Red have wider glasses, so they are exposed to more air at the surface, whereas whites have narrower glasses to limit air exposure.
Wine is designed to be sipped, not chucked back, and the amount of air exposure alters the taste.
Typical! Just when I get ready to go to bed, Seth drops a corrections! 🧐🤣❤️
It should be typical if you go to bed around the same time every thursday night, since that is when corrections get released.
@@bearsuitattack wow jackal’s even in my comment section! 😆
@@jamesmyers8971 😄 Jackals gonna jack...al!
OMG. I can’t believe you read my comment on Corrections. 😂. Thank you!
The best palindrome is Dimitri Martin’s poem “If I”
You have to sing "Save big money at Menard's" for it to count as a Menard's ad.
I avoid Menard commercials just do I don't have to hear that. But I fear it's in my brain forever.
You also have to use the proper words for it to count as a Menards ad. 7:39
Correction: Newman doesn’t say “Newman”
He usually says something like “Hello, Jerry!”
Correction, he wasn't doing a Newman impression, he was highlighting a character he missed.
Stand corrected!
You probably know this but the one-armed man thing is based on a real event: When Marilyn Sheppard was killed in her bed, her husband was sleep in front of the tv. Hearing screams he ran up the stairs and was knocked out after seeing a "biped form", meaning the person who killed his wife, before realising what's what. He came to, ran after the "shaggy haired 'form' killer" and was again knocked out. Then called the neighbours. And people thought that's too ridiculous of a description of a killer and story to be true. He went to prison for 10 years, his mother offed herself, his father in law later did the same, his dad died of gastric ulcer haemorrhage, he was finally freed and married his prison pen pal who later turned out to be Goebbels's sister in law. I think that's more interesting than The Fugitive.
The funniest thing about this comment is that you started with, "you probably know this..."
@gmun2248 😄 Agreed. I have no explanation so I'll blame it on not being fully awake. I'm usually up in time for Corrections, this time ACL and Corrections were already there when I opened my eyes.
*tippling point
Every time I watch corrections, which is sadly every time, I feel like I’ve waked in on something I wasn’t invited to.
Were you in the Attic with us?
You are invited, but you have to sit at the kids table. 😉
That's a really good way of describing it!
Sadly???!!!
Tell Axel he can have the Legos once he's read and written a book report on Moby Dick. Make reading fun.
Every time Seth talks about Axel I know something good is coming. That child is the funniest kid 😂
How are JD Vance’s lies like Dunkin’ donuts? They’re both half-baked and full of holes. 🍩
Here in Massachusetts, often stale
Very clever.
I wonder if Vance replaces the filling in the filled ones or does he just make a hole?
@@rabbit251 Considering what he’s doing for 🍩hi🍩 lately, I wouldn’t expect anything more substantial than a h🍩le from the likes of him.
@@DARWINZOOSomehow they’re stale everywhere; must be a Dunkin corporate policy to only serve stale donuts.
Clapping at the One-Armed man seems rude.
Perhaps snaps would be more appropriate
No risk of any clapback though
...in a jackal-y sort of way.
I saw the glass coming.
I still loved it. 🤣
9:07 “Can I have the *Legos* on your desk?” Looks like Axel will be the successor to Seth on Corrections.
That is known as "jackal bait". He's done that before.
@@revengefrommars Maybe it became that once he realized he could use it that way, but it sounds like it was a true story.
Oh noooo, the fake ending was still making me laugh every time...! Hopefully this one will remain funny too!
I just love this show so much, thanks for having so much fun with it and sharing that with all of us.
Embargo on pee with Guatemala. Me (taught), I weep, ‘No! O, grab me!’
Seth, if you read my palindrome on next week’s Corrections, then I‘ll be like, “Wow! No way! Ya won! Wow!”
Emmy grade performance 💜
I genuinely love Corrections so much. It's the little highlight treat of my week. Once upon a time, that was a spot held by Jenna Marbles videos, but since she is no longer active on youtube, it's really nice to have a fun, distracting, weekly internet treat, again. Also...I unironically love Mac Tonight 🌙
JD Vance’s stories are made up even more than his beady little smokey eyes. 👁️💅
True story: I recently watched a video of Alice Cooper performing "Billion Dollar Babies" which is about a man's creepy love for a rubber dolly. At that time, Alice wore a lot of eyeliner, and JD looks just like him.
@@sherinameless1618 At least his name is Alice. What’s Vance’s excuse?
JD Vance is a creepy. He is weird. Alice Cooper looks hot when he is in makeup.
JD looks feminine. He is a PAB.
J Divans 😊
Johnny Dumbdumb barely has eyes, even with the makeup
Axel and Ash need to have a segment someday with Larry where they can tell their own stories about Seth, or just lean into the whole family rebuttal show situation.
Love how your always thinking ahead 😂
also reflects poorly on the parents when the kids dont understand the right way to say lego bricks
Oh snap!
It being called lego not legos is a play from lego to try and protect their brand. It’s totally ok to call them legos.
The "legos" on his desk are people though. I don't know what the correct term for those is, but i doubt it is "bricks" in this case.
If you are too lazy to have google get you to minifig, you are probably one of Seth's writers
@@CWMdeschepper
Yes, technically minifigures/minifigs but as a parent of 4, they were referred to as Lego guys (gender inclusive) in my world.
The kids only started referring to them as minifigs when Lego started publishing books that enticed the kids to want to collect them all Pokémon-style.
the surprise ending where you just looked to the tv scared the hell out of us. we screamed, you briefly were about to crawl out of the tv like the ring
Correction though I'm pretty sure we've covered this one before. Our atmosphere and magnetic field protect us from the (mostly)void of space. The surface of Earth is not in space.
Yeah but it's surrounded by space so it is in space
We exist in at least 4 dimensions and 3 of those are space whilst one is time.
So many comments about this that we may need to get SciManDan on here...
@@realityjunky Or Hank Green.
I'm low key terrified about how that new ending is going to look when they splice it together.
Thank you for updating the ending-title goof Seth, I’d like it to be a group of 7 or 8 different takes eventually so the “scared” one really jumps out though.
Also. This is the nicest jackal thought I’ve ever had, and I never actually press the post button on my purely rude ones.
That said, I agree, you do look way older than the actual/original ending title card now. However, again, today’s friendly Jackal thinks you’re a hotter salt and pepper than Colbert and Stewart are.
Colbert, sure but Stewart is the Odin of late night salt & pepper.
John Oliver has the dimples and accent though
In Chicago there are Menard's and the commercial says " Save BIG money at Menards"😅
The salami palindrome was written by Al Yankovic.
Supper awesome song
It's in the song called "Bob" for anyone who doesn't know.
There's a book by that name from 1992, so no
He used the palindromes, but I doubt that he wrote them. I do not doubt that he _could_ have, but I think the song is a work of found art. Last April, during National Poetry Writing Month, I celebrated Palindrome Weeeek* with a series of palindrome poems, one of which included this line.
*4/20/24 - 4/29/24
Please hide the salami until next week