N: "Are your friends gestating life?" B: "I don't know what gestating means..." N: "Do they have another human being ins-" B: "Jesus Christ that was a nice goal..."
@@stanleystonehouse636 That's an incredibly bad interpretation of what I said. You must be dying to get some virtue signaling out of yourself... What I said was I thought it was cute *the way the two of them interact with each other*. You need to learn to read/listen just a bit better, and stop feigning outrage all the time.
@Yoyo Ma Uh, you are either projecting what you need to do upon me or you're like 14 years old. Even if Nia only is half as cool and funny in everyday life as she comes off as on the podcast, she's a treasure.
@@cummywummy2896 Probably not I think she knew what she was getting herself into when she married a comedian Also humor is everything in a relationship Being serious all the time would get old but if I had someone who made me laugh all the time then no that would absolutely not get old
The two of them are so different. Everything. She is soft spoken, he roars about everything. She is cucumber cool and in control, he is a coiled maniac yelling at the sea. She speaks well, he sounds like a pile of chicken bones and gravel in a metal trash can. She is a pretty lady, he is bill burr. She feels for the people exposed to the masterbater, he blames the cheerleaders. She makes safe choices, he is trying to get his wife to fly with a lunatic. They share the same twisted sense of humor and make each other laugh like a methed up james bond villain. They will be with each other forever, "laughing all the way". Best wishes to your family!
That is top-level humor from the early '80s, man; Like a poster of an active flasher posing in front of a statue: "Expose Yourself To Art". Hehehe. 😊😊😊
@@hauntedpredator Well, yes, there's that, obviously; but I was angling more towards the point that prior to the PC-riddled '90s, most if not all of the humor in the '80s was near-absolutely without any corporate or societal regulation whatsoever - in the US, at least. But leave David Hasselhoff to Rock the Dearly-Departed Mauer in Berlin on New Year's Eve of 1989 and the Presidency of former CIA Director GHWB 41 to screw it all up Post-Downfall of the '80s, and you're arguably left with a whole shit-ton of What's Happening Now, All seen after 20/20, obviously. Plus, statues back in the '80s were non-sentient entities and therefore deaf, dumb, blind, and mute [let alone heartless pieces of soulless solid matter]; so anyone basically could go up to one of those things and do anything he wanted to them after the end of the Age of Disco, and get away with all of that shit Scot Free; Sorta like Mailbox Baseball in rural America during the '50s, If You Know What I Mean. 😊😊😊
Honestly the love these two have for each other is one of the most wholesome, inspiring things I’ve ever witnessed. And the fact that Billy Bald Balls has this sweet of a relationship means absolutely none of us have an excuse lol.
@@panoptikum9768 He was also emotionally neutered and never learned how to deal with them in a truly healthy way. Along with his anger issues and fear of being vulnerable. Nia helped bring the best out of him though.
Bill and Nia are highly intellectual people. If you blot out the fs and listen carefully bills observations are brilliant. But nia always has a come back to match it. I wish the Uk had a comedian like Bill
Listening at work @14:50 thats when I knew... Burrs are really watching hockey while pumping out a podcast with a casual conversation with his wife. #Winning 😂😂😂
Your wife is an Angel and your crazy but I love it. You had me laughing so hard I cried. That slip on the Rightous Brothers. The Whiteous Brothers OMG that was gold.
This is the most ADHD clip ive ever heard 🤣 what is happening its spinning all over the place 🤣🤣🤣 as someone who has ADHD this exactly how my brians works in a conversation 🤣🤣🤣
I don't think I have adhd but I'm either very quiet or I talk like these two. Jumping between topics but able to circle back. People will get mad that my eyes wander or that I'll ask an unrelated question. I'm paying attention but other stuff will come up. These two sound like being high with your friends.
Most love hearing these two and it's obvious why. In this episode Bill must have had a snort before starting, he is non stop, his comedy brain neurons are exploding, hilarious lines, and the more Nia giggles the faster and funnier Bill gets. It's not a debate as titled, just them hanging out in bed, watching hockey. The relationship few will find.
I live in a tiny town in SD and don't plan on leaving so planes were like jus out of my reach but I got flown out to nd and I jus had to ya know how many chances am I gonna get honestly
What a wife Nia is and what a husband this guy Bill is... Wanting me marry the next black woman comes in my life! Man I love these ladies, they be the most adorable most genuine the prettiest women in the whole world are these beautiful black ladies
Don’t know how I ended up on this, but I’m dying! “You look more like an igloo than a house” “That was a straight-up ‘I don’t respect you as a goaltender’” There are so many GREAT one liners in here! “So, I go into Target today-Jesus Christ Wayne Simmons!” (Go Flyers!!!)
N: "Are your friends gestating life?"
B: "I don't know what gestating means..."
N: "Do they have another human being ins-"
B: "Jesus Christ that was a nice goal..."
700th like 😤
as I heard it lol
Bill making Nia laugh is therapy
@@zachkennedy9282 go touch some grass, homie.
@@zachkennedy9282 wow so tough
@@Drenwickification thank you 😊
@@Minion-DDS you must have dumb people in your world if that’s what you think most relationships are like
@@Minion-DDS Do you need to speak to someone about past trauma? There's help out there for you.
13:30 "I like alliteration, bill Burr , frank folusia, ....Teddy Pendergrass"
Nia: what?
"So anyway..."
I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
☠️😂😂
These two are the cutest couple, I swear. I love that Nia is soooo quick to tell him when his shit stinks.
They're awesome 😀
Nia is perfect for dealing with our favorite freckled psycho👍🙂
A woman bitching about things is cute to you. You are not a man are you?
@@stanleystonehouse636 That's an incredibly bad interpretation of what I said. You must be dying to get some virtue signaling out of yourself...
What I said was I thought it was cute *the way the two of them interact with each other*.
You need to learn to read/listen just a bit better, and stop feigning outrage all the time.
@@stanleystonehouse636y hi hbi9
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Funny thing is I’ve been listening to MMP for years and this isn’t even a debate. This is just how they talk to each other regularly.
They should do an uncensored late night show
I love listening to these two going at each other😂 They're hilarious and Nia is possibly one of the coolest chicks ever😀
🤣🤣
@Yoyo Ma Uh, you are either projecting what you need to do upon me or you're like 14 years old.
Even if Nia only is half as cool and funny in everyday life as she comes off as on the podcast, she's a treasure.
tbh this isn't even a debate. they argue a bit in the beginning but that's about it. Title is kinda misleading
Nia has front row seats to a 24x7 Bill Burr special, she couldn't have locked down anyone better
I wonder if it gets old? Lol
@@cummywummy2896
Probably not I think she knew what she was getting herself into when she married a comedian
Also humor is everything in a relationship
Being serious all the time would get old but if I had someone who made me laugh all the time then no that would absolutely not get old
They were together for like 10 years before getting married. She definitely knew what she signed up for
Bill married ALLLLLLL the way up.
Bill's ADD was off the rails in this segment. Lol. I was waiting for him to tell the Target story for a good 10 minutes.
Right! 😂😂
My thoughts exactly! Lol
"You look like an igloo" fucking sent me😂😂😂
You know those two love each other deep down. The more Nia laughed the more Bill kept going. Wholesome!
Bill Burr is too much. This guy comes up with comedy gold ... right off the top of his head.
Yeah he's a genius
Yeah . . . I don't know how he does it . . . but I love it :-) he's a natural
The two of them are so different.
Everything. She is soft spoken, he roars about everything. She is cucumber cool and in control, he is a coiled maniac yelling at the sea. She speaks well, he sounds like a pile of chicken bones and gravel in a metal trash can. She is a pretty lady, he is bill burr. She feels for the people exposed to the masterbater, he blames the cheerleaders. She makes safe choices, he is trying to get his wife to fly with a lunatic.
They share the same twisted sense of humor and make each other laugh like a methed up james bond villain. They will be with each other forever, "laughing all the way".
Best wishes to your family!
✊🏿✊🏻
This description, oh shit. 😂
Chicken bones and gravel in a metal trash can 😭😭😭 sheesh 👌👏👏😂 Funny stuff lmao
lmfao thank you for that description
"why can't you girls just be flattered when a guy flashes you?"
I think I just finished listening to that line a dozen times.
My man's got a point 👉
That is top-level humor from the early '80s, man;
Like a poster of an active flasher posing in front of a statue:
"Expose Yourself To Art".
Hehehe.
😊😊😊
@@stoneg.barrow9991 absolutely 💯, why can't they take it as a compliment
@@hauntedpredator Well, yes, there's that, obviously; but I was angling more towards the point that prior to the PC-riddled '90s, most if not all of the humor in the '80s was near-absolutely without any corporate or societal regulation whatsoever - in the US, at least.
But leave David Hasselhoff to Rock the Dearly-Departed Mauer in Berlin on New Year's Eve of 1989 and the Presidency of former CIA Director GHWB 41 to screw it all up Post-Downfall of the '80s, and you're arguably left with a whole shit-ton of What's Happening Now,
All seen after 20/20, obviously.
Plus, statues back in the '80s were non-sentient entities and therefore deaf, dumb, blind, and mute [let alone heartless pieces of soulless solid matter]; so anyone basically could go up to one of those things and do anything he wanted to them after the end of the Age of Disco, and get away with all of that shit Scot Free;
Sorta like Mailbox Baseball in rural America during the '50s,
If You Know What I Mean.
😊😊😊
@@stoneg.barrow9991 bro wtf are you talking about lmao, I was just staying women should not complain when a guy flashes his dick to them
“What tf is he supposed to do?”
Nia: “Not touch his duck in public”
They deserve each other
Honestly the love these two have for each other is one of the most wholesome, inspiring things I’ve ever witnessed. And the fact that Billy Bald Balls has this sweet of a relationship means absolutely none of us have an excuse lol.
Wtf do you mean nobody of you has an excuse Bill is way more talented than you probably on almost everything
Lmao what do you mean none of us have an excuse? Bill is hilarious AND confident as fuck AND not bad looking.
@@panoptikum9768 this was comedic timing😄
@@sterkar99 Youre projecting.
@@panoptikum9768 He was also emotionally neutered and never learned how to deal with them in a truly healthy way. Along with his anger issues and fear of being vulnerable. Nia helped bring the best out of him though.
Nia: I can't see you walking in a Target
Bill: Well, I was getting you a Christmas present
Nia: FROM TARGET?! 😅
😂😂😂
This relationship changed my perspective on relationships. Thanks for the vibes!
Same. They're going to be laughing together for the next thirty years
Listening to Bill making Nia laugh is so entertaining 😂😂
it honestly so infectious when she makes him laugh. they have a fantastic relationship
This is what you look for in a relationship- someone you can laugh with the way Bill and Nia do.
I totally envy their dialog.
Me too
"You look more like an igloo, more than like a house". Scream!
I fucking love these two. Bills " dark holiday carols" is the best hahaha
Bill is infinitely more funnier than me, but I hope I can make my future wife laugh 10% as much as NIA is laughs..
who doesn't haha, they're adorable lol
You can do it buddy as long as you know whats up in the world and know a few good actors you can make very good jokes who dont get boring fast :D
All you need is a little bit of wit and to not be afraid to sling some shit her way, because you know she can take it.
These two are funny af. Power couple. The scathing face of real love 🥊
love? that’s a stretch man
😂😂😂God Nia laughing made this clip. Jinga bell jinga bell jinga bell rock, heyyyy!!🤣🤣
I hadn’t heard Nia laugh this much since that time she was on and they were talking about the coast guard email.
It doesn't count if it's on a boat...
@@generalkenobi066because of the implication
“I like alliteration, Bill Burr, Frank Fellugia…Right?…Teddy Pendergrass….”
Nia, “What?!lol”
“… guys are always tuggin at their stuff…”
lol nia kills me
Bill and Nia are highly intellectual people. If you blot out the fs and listen carefully bills observations are brilliant. But nia always has a come back to match it. I wish the Uk had a comedian like Bill
Comedians have a far better understanding human behavior and nature than most.
Ricky Gervais, John Cleese, Russell Brand, Stephen Fry, Jonathan Pie?! You have many great comedians.
@@andreydragomirov8559 do not forget Jimmy Carr. Man is hilarious
Lol maybe to his fans they are
@@willlloyd7762 , I'm not a fan of him, but you're right -- he's a great one...
Hahaha the way Bill says 'Who-ers' the exact same way that Ralph Cifaretto did was priceless.
1. She was Who-er 2. She hit me.
3. That wasnt his kid
N - "My hobby is dealing with YOU!"
🤣!
damn her laugh is contagious lol.
"My hobby is dealing with you."👸🏾😌Right sis. Lol.
This is priceless.EPIC!!! How she didn't go into labor that night is a miracle.I've laughed louder than in a loooong time..Thanks.
I can listen to these two all day.
That dark Christmas carol killed me LMAO
The way bill makes her giggle. Adorable
Their back-and-forth is hilarious
Listening at work @14:50 thats when I knew... Burrs are really watching hockey while pumping out a podcast with a casual conversation with his wife. #Winning 😂😂😂
Your wife is an Angel and your crazy but I love it. You had me laughing so hard I cried. That slip on the Rightous Brothers. The Whiteous Brothers OMG that was gold.
Dude your conversation with Nia is more funnier than most comedians stand up. You really need to do a reality show about your podcast!
God, no.
Eiher "funnier" or "more funny".
Yeah that's what we need, another "reality" show.
The dark holiday Carol was hilarious!! 😂
“It was ENTRAPMENT!!” 🤣
Can you please do a Christmas album of Christmas songs like this????? It’s my favorite thing you ever have done lol
I am in so 100% agreement with you! I love the mess he makes out of Silver Bells! Top self shit
there are compilations of him singin and there are a lot of christmas stuff in there
@@LoneWolf-wp9dn thank you!
😂😂😂😂
This is the most ADHD clip ive ever heard 🤣 what is happening its spinning all over the place 🤣🤣🤣
as someone who has ADHD this exactly how my brians works in a conversation 🤣🤣🤣
I don't think I have adhd but I'm either very quiet or I talk like these two. Jumping between topics but able to circle back. People will get mad that my eyes wander or that I'll ask an unrelated question. I'm paying attention but other stuff will come up.
These two sound like being high with your friends.
@@johnindigo5477 Maybe u have ADD not necessarily ADHD, I have similar tendencies.
This is the opposite of a debate. Nia laughing half the time is hilarious lol
Omg l just love bill and nia such funny lovely couple. Such funny people!!!😜😜😜😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg, my head hurts of so much laughing!! Yooo! these two, together are insanely funny.
These two debating puts a smile on my face. They are both hilarious and the jingles, LOL, next level! LMAO!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think I hurt myself laughing at that Christmas carol
*Michael Jackson voice*
"You are not alone, I am here with you..."
lol, i could listen to these two all day - my goodness.
lol why did I think he was gonna be like “no you look beautiful” but of course he said she looks like an igloo and not a house 😂😂😂
You can really tell he loves to make her laugh
I haven't laughed this hard in a minute 🤣🤣😂💀💀💀
I hope I can make my wife laugh like this
These two are so lucky to have each other and we are all privileged to be ringside 👍🏻
My life goals are to be in a relationship where I can make my partner laugh like Bill makes Nia 🥰
They’re so great for each other
bill is my favorite comedian and i'm just now learning he has a kid, good for nia and him, love these two goofballs
They have 2 now. Older girl and younger boy
JAAJAJAJJA the amount of confidence these two have is hearthwarming
Nia is his biggest fan, change my mind. I wonder if she's hyped him up before shows, would love to hear it
Their banter is golden.
This isn't debate - it's love and great to listen to!!
Bill sounds like what a real AI would start saying right before it starts killing everyone.
The opening was hilarious!! Like the Chargers are still playing at Christmas time!! 🤣🤣
Billy you and Nia are hilarious. I absolutely love your Christmas songs. You need to release an album with your lyrics. I'd buy it.
Fuck these two are perfect for each other and I'm all for it.
Most love hearing these two and it's obvious why. In this episode Bill must have had a snort before starting, he is non stop, his comedy brain neurons are exploding, hilarious lines, and the more Nia giggles the faster and funnier Bill gets. It's not a debate as titled, just them hanging out in bed, watching hockey. The relationship few will find.
I fell on the floor laughing in the first 30 seconds and just kept going from there.
First minute and I'm already dying of laughter from the "entrapment" line
Nia is the best foil for Bill's content 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Geeze does Nia sleep with one eye open? Bill is such a psycho! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Just now hearing this 5 years late... SO FUNNY
Nia is fabulous! Her laughter makes me lose it ! B.B. is BRILLIANT! Perfect couple!!
I don't know how many times I replayed the gold toe socks skit 🤣🤣
Hearing her laugh is like hearing ol’ Billy’s whole reason for being channeled through one person.
Why is it so enjoyable listening to these two lol
The Righteous Brothers “ Unchained Melody” is the song they were trying to remember.
came to post this
I live in a tiny town in SD and don't plan on leaving so planes were like jus out of my reach but I got flown out to nd and I jus had to ya know how many chances am I gonna get honestly
Funniest banter recorded* imagine the conversations we’ve missed out on..
As someone who works at target this is very true
Damn so y'all are disappearing customers?
@@aintnuthinbutathang1646 It's worse than Disneyland - which, as ever, is worse than Detroit.
But who knew?
Apparently, everyone in the '70s.
😊😊😊
Bill has met his match--I love her!
There needs to be a 'Bill Burr's Dark Holiday Carols' collection lol
16:35 Bill Burrs version of Silver Bells
That was HILARIOUS! :D
He had her dying, it was great.
I don't know what i loved more, Bill literally adlibbing for 20 minutes or Nia losing it egging him on.
lovin the photo.Bill like "yeah..i couldn't believe it either!
2:08 just shy of whooo-ers 😂😂😂
"you're more of an igloo than a house" 😂😂😂
They have become my favorite couple!! Love it!!
Relationship goals. This is so wholesome.
I can't stop laughing omg!!!😜😜😜😜😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Finally, an accurtely titled YT video. So funny
Bill is my ultimate spiritual leader! 😂👌
Jesus this is just perfect. Bill is phenomenal.
What a wife Nia is and what a husband this guy Bill is... Wanting me marry the next black woman comes in my life! Man I love these ladies, they be the most adorable most genuine the prettiest women in the whole world are these beautiful black ladies
I hear you but your reasoning for wanting one shouldn't be based off that
Cringr
nah thats just nia
most people have no sense of humor or any redeeming qualities
What if I told you all black women aren’t the same lmao
@@Absinthexx7 😂
Ghost had the song 'Unchained Melody' by the Righteous Brothers.
What a great clip. Those Christmas carols 😂
Nia “Action Slacks” for the win !!!
Don’t know how I ended up on this, but I’m dying!
“You look more like an igloo than a house”
“That was a straight-up ‘I don’t respect you as a goaltender’”
There are so many GREAT one liners in here!
“So, I go into Target today-Jesus Christ Wayne Simmons!” (Go Flyers!!!)
Damn I hadn’t listened to this one yet, instant classic
Love these two!!!!! And I dream of owning and having the balls to own a flip phone