Why Does Magic: the Gathering Keep Printing "Bad" Cards?|Spice8Rack

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  • @lordmeep5803
    @lordmeep5803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2313

    My god this video has so many smart jokes, meaningful critiques, and well developed arguments. Sadly, you’re wrong and bad, it’s a real shame.

    • @tyvela4113
      @tyvela4113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      No u

    • @rafaeldavis2615
      @rafaeldavis2615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I would like this but it has 420 likes already

    • @jayforty7
      @jayforty7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@rafaeldavis2615 You can like now lol

    • @the-engneer
      @the-engneer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@rafaeldavis2615 What is it with people's weird obsession with stupid numbers? You know the minute you finished posting that someone else liked it without caring. Just like the 69th like, and so will be the same with the 666th like

    • @JohnDoe-kh3rc
      @JohnDoe-kh3rc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@the-engneer It's just another way to say "Admire me, just look how respectful I act!"
      *chuckles*

  • @saihtam0922
    @saihtam0922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1285

    You're my favourite several cleverly disguised polish women I know

    • @Spice8Rack
      @Spice8Rack  3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Bless you :3

    • @DrunkHobbit
      @DrunkHobbit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      As a Polish guy I have years of experience in finding Polish woman. I've to say that Rack's disguise is not as clever as he thinks. Even untrained observer should be able to see through it in less than minute into this video. Amateur.

    • @yeetermcgavin2132
      @yeetermcgavin2132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This several cleverly disguised polish women is pretty handsome

    • @elizabethtyler9351
      @elizabethtyler9351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What about your favorite cleverly disguised polish women you don’t know?

    • @jchrispy3621
      @jchrispy3621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How many several cleverly disguised polish women do you know?

  • @alexrussell1182
    @alexrussell1182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    "Stop! You just experienced a reductionist perspective." is possibly the best thing that's been said on the internet.

  • @closetscalie141
    @closetscalie141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Omg so many good crossovers, YOU EVEN GOT THE REACTIONARY REACTION GUY THAT DUDE NEVER COLLABS

  • @sivancohen4940
    @sivancohen4940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    "one mans jank, is another mans combo piece"

    • @thomasgryboski8978
      @thomasgryboski8978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      making a combo with a terrible card is one of my favorite things about mtg

    • @kingfuzzy2
      @kingfuzzy2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too thanks

    • @Alan-wp9yn
      @Alan-wp9yn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i live for the moment i am able to assemble my rube goldberg combo

    • @joehadari7315
      @joehadari7315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Words to be passed from generation to generation.

    • @corrosivecabal
      @corrosivecabal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your comment recieved a like from Spincrusher.

  • @aynim860
    @aynim860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    Spice is actually going more insane each video and we all enjoy it very much

    • @Spice8Rack
      @Spice8Rack  3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Can't wait for the event horizon of chaos where my content ceases to make any sense

    • @seanmurphy3430
      @seanmurphy3430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ​@@Spice8Rack "Event horizon of chaos" sounds like either some bullshit Jordan Peterson would say, or a pretty good name for a band.

    • @phoenixgods1
      @phoenixgods1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the event horizon would invoke within you the same identity crisis that Brian gilbert had

    • @corhydrae3238
      @corhydrae3238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@seanmurphy3430 Yup, seems pretty in line with the matriarchal world of darkness.

    • @CeilingNinja
      @CeilingNinja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Twinky TH-camrs going slowly insane is my aesthetic (poor BDG.)

  • @Basilisck8233
    @Basilisck8233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    As the proud owner of the title "The Ghost of Karl Marx in 4D", hearing you giggle that made me so happy. I finally found myself in a position to be able to afford to help someone on Patreon and you were my first and only thought!!
    Keep making glorious content and thank you so much for the hard work :)

    • @Spice8Rack
      @Spice8Rack  3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ayy! Thanks so much for the support and for the GREAT name lol

  • @SecondThought
    @SecondThought 3 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    This was so good what the heck. I’m always impressed with how much effort you put into these videos.

    • @Spice8Rack
      @Spice8Rack  3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Ayy ta very much! Love your work! X

    • @SecondThought
      @SecondThought 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Spice8Rack 🥰

    • @ericdillard6335
      @ericdillard6335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😯😯😯 fancy seeing you here comrade

    • @sarapocorn
      @sarapocorn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Magic and leftist politics and I am just so happy right now.

    • @EDH99-x4q
      @EDH99-x4q ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Magic and communism, 2 of my favorite things together!

  • @finnogorman6350
    @finnogorman6350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    Can we talk about how creative spice makes his videos? They Are All work of art and absolutely hilarious!

    • @Spice8Rack
      @Spice8Rack  3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      :333333 You're far too kind omg

    • @adbirk19
      @adbirk19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No, you're supposed leave complements to Spice with the nearest pigeon. It will find it's way.

    • @unanon_user
      @unanon_user 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I agree that spice is a great concentrator.

  • @Yxoque
    @Yxoque 3 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    As a Belgian I'm legally required to be impressed whenever the country is mentioned.

    • @markmeerman7214
      @markmeerman7214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same here, had to google Belgian vanilla creatures... Never heard this term before. And so does google: no results :-p lol

    • @Icameron259
      @Icameron259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What if it's in the context of "King Leopold II was a bad dude who did bad things in the Congo"?

    • @michaelflamel2611
      @michaelflamel2611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Icameron259 a Belgian is to be impressed they had both the knowledge and balls to speak truth. You can be proud of your nation as it currently is and still criticise it and recognise the horrendous events in it’s history.

    • @devforfun5618
      @devforfun5618 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@michaelflamel2611 not in USA

    • @roxashenry8315
      @roxashenry8315 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm American and I approve this message

  • @fifthcanuck1128
    @fifthcanuck1128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    The intro to this video is the perfect mixture of irony and just cutting enough to make me concerned for Spice.

    • @Spice8Rack
      @Spice8Rack  3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Your concern is appreciated

    • @andrewboyko8304
      @andrewboyko8304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Spice is no more. There is only the Spicening

    • @nunyadambidniss
      @nunyadambidniss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Spice8Rack You may as well put "Beep/Bop/Boop" as yer "pronouns", LOL
      IDGAF.

    • @LeifMaelstrom
      @LeifMaelstrom 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Poe's Law is a powerful force

    • @maxinesenior596
      @maxinesenior596 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nunyadambidniss get out.

  • @williamsimkulet7832
    @williamsimkulet7832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I used to think One with Nothing was bad. Now I think One with Nothing is far better designed than most contemporary magic cards, if only because it's easy to remember what it does and hasn't been banned yet.

    • @jeezuhskriste5759
      @jeezuhskriste5759 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The best Magic cards are the ones that make you go “…huh.”

    • @williamsimkulet7832
      @williamsimkulet7832 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tell that to the Adventure that makes a role token and has other text in the non-adventure side.@@jeezuhskriste5759

    • @ManaDrain315
      @ManaDrain315 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@jeezuhskriste5759Creatures have to do something amazing when they come into play and have like 5 good abilities on top of that to be good these days. Power creep on creatures has gotten pretty bad.

    • @smtmonke
      @smtmonke ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@ManaDrain315 *cough* Evoke Elementals *cough cough*
      Yeah, Magic is in a very sad state right now.

    • @unanon_user
      @unanon_user 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      that is such a ridiculously good card.
      it's only bad if you are woefully inexperienced

  • @connorrosine1294
    @connorrosine1294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Incredibly stoked HBomb is on a SPice8Rack video!

    • @Spice8Rack
      @Spice8Rack  3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      SAME OMG

    • @seanmurphy3430
      @seanmurphy3430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I would make some clever MTG-related pun on "breadtube", but I'm kinda stuck. Unsurprisingly, there's only one card in Magic with the word "bread" in it (Gingerbread Cabin; doesn't really work), but apparently the word "conquest" somehow doesn't appear in the name line of a single Magic: the Gathering card, which is wild to me.

    • @rubenthiel1214
      @rubenthiel1214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@seanmurphy3430 I mean you have the Bombs Removal Evasion Attackers Duds draft mindset

    • @naejin
      @naejin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They kind of have similar talking styles of speech patterns. Coincidence that they like each other?

    • @Chuubii
      @Chuubii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude rips off HB's humour style, so no wonder he tried to het him.

  • @Dctr-mg8km
    @Dctr-mg8km 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Someone hand me my emergency copy of Atlas Shrugged!" is going to be my mantra from this point forward

  • @thatguyinyellow2950
    @thatguyinyellow2950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Thank you for your BRAVE HOT TAKE @Reactionary Reaction. What would all of us fellow ANGRY GAMERZ do without your reactions!!!

    • @Spice8Rack
      @Spice8Rack  3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      RR here: Keep PWNing those SNOWFLAKES my fellow Gamer!

  • @sudonahm6940
    @sudonahm6940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    One of the things that Wizard's did some testing with was whether or not players liked drafting worse cards or cutting better cards and they found that players preferred to cut bad cards. My favorite reason though is that 99% of players have no problem giving away a huge amount of "bad" cards to new players, meaning you can get a huge amount of players learning and playing at no entry fee. If many of us think back to our first magic experiences, older players giving us free cards built out our collections and kept us coming back.

  • @kidscottii3957
    @kidscottii3957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Wow you actually got a DesolatorMagic Cameo in the first minute!

    • @cjwauer4730
      @cjwauer4730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I thought it was the Quartering.

    • @gart8224
      @gart8224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The way he talked about the game design and power levels was very Desolator but the anti-sjw stuff was definitely Quartering.

    • @mad7monkey423
      @mad7monkey423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was looking to see if anybody said this lmao

    • @milomd_music
      @milomd_music 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@mad7monkey423 same, but i also thought it was Unsleeved Media (formerly titled MTG Headquarters) cuz I remember he got into some hot water for his, lets say, unfavorable takes

  • @earlsaverson5387
    @earlsaverson5387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “One man’s jank is another man’s combo piece” 😂 Such a bold and true statement

  • @jamesjacocks1819
    @jamesjacocks1819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    The introduction to this video is a thing of beauty; so many carefully layered jokes!

    • @Spice8Rack
      @Spice8Rack  3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Bless you for the compliment

    • @Dartowl1
      @Dartowl1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Everything is Bree Larson’s fault.

    • @alejandrorivas4585
      @alejandrorivas4585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got like 20 seconds in, paused thinking this actually was some reactionary, and the comments have mellowed me out!

  • @ENCHANTMEN_
    @ENCHANTMEN_ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Shout out to the yugioh localization guy who decided to make the only flavor text of a highly lore-relevant main character of a major storyline be "Check this out!"

  • @okanut
    @okanut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    He knows what's up. Can't believe Brie Larson was Magic's biggest enemy this whole time.

    • @junjiito6298
      @junjiito6298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Brie Larson PERSONALLY ruined my life when I invested all my money in the stock market.
      Idk exactly how but she did.

  • @mikotagayuna8494
    @mikotagayuna8494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "I am offensive and I find this vanilla."
    - Yargle

    • @redundancycheck
      @redundancycheck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Murganda Petroglyphs and Yargle two card combo!!

  • @blucrustt_
    @blucrustt_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    No time to sleep, Papa Spice just uploaded

    • @Spice8Rack
      @Spice8Rack  3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      **brings you a warm glass of oat milk to go with the video**

    • @kamimoros
      @kamimoros 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't you mean Daddy Spice? :D

    • @thoop6795
      @thoop6795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Spice8Rack Oat milk is honestly just better but no one talks about it

  • @thoop6795
    @thoop6795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    “Wizards includes useless cards like Bonder‘s ornament”
    *Angry pauper noises*

  • @proxidize5738
    @proxidize5738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Honestly the worldbuilding in Legends of Runeterra through flavor text is sourly underrated here, I mean look at cards like Commander Ledros, She who wanders and Lissandras the Watcher and you have beautifully written flavortext that dosen't feel jarring on a card because all that *is* put into a drop down and dosen't interfere with the card or its mechanics, bar that great video as always!

    • @Spice8Rack
      @Spice8Rack  3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think that's fair! I'm not as well versed in LORT flavour text!

    • @vipLink
      @vipLink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'd like to add to that, there is a lot of "flavour text" hidden in voice lines and interactions between cards, that only occour when they are played.
      It's extremely rewarding to hear what some of the characters in runterra have to say to each other after looking into some of the lore.
      For a digital only Card game I find that is a very efficient way of presenting Lore, and something Magic could do with copying in Arena.
      Right now Arenas Cards only spout one-liners only just a cut above the nonsense that comes from whatever Hearthstones Cards are trying to communicate.

    • @vipLink
      @vipLink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Example: You have Lissandra anywhere on Board and Trundle enters the Battlefield.
      Trundle: "King of Trolls, coming through!"
      Lissandra: "King of nothing without my aid..."
      The Tone is als important, but it's immediately clear that Trundle has Power through Lissandra, she is pulling the Strings though and there is something sinister about her and what she is plotting, but Trundle is oblivious to any of this, he just cares about being the King.

    • @proxidize5738
      @proxidize5738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vipLink
      Teemo: 'Nothing like the great outdoors!'
      Draven: 'What the *fuck* is that'

  • @williamsimkulet7832
    @williamsimkulet7832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Re: Vanilla - it's worth noting Vanillas have 4 mechanical areas to explore:
    1. Devotion. Maybe your Devotion to white deck wants a 1/7 for WW
    2. Creature types. Maybe Crab Lackey lets you drop Crabs for free when it deals combat damage to an opponent.
    3. Power & Toughness. Does a card let you draw a card whenever you cast a 4 power creature? Maybe play green's (U) 4/1 for 1G. Wait, that doesn't exist? Someone get on that. Or Pendelhaven stuff; whatever floats Memnite.
    4. Vanilla creatures have no abilities. So print cards that reward you for having such creatures; maybe a legend that lets vanillas cantrip, or lets you play vanillas from the grave as though they're in your hand, etc.
    The hard part about Vanillas is printing fair ones that might see constructed play. Taking advantage of 1-4 helps; but sometimes you just need to stop power creep. 2/1 for W used to be the best you got, but not that you get 2/1s for W w/ upside, Savannah Lions have bought the farm. A Catlord of Vanilla Cantrip lord or the like might help to make them fringe playable as well; but not obsoleting "the best" vanilla creatures a color gets at it's pricepoint (2/2 first strike for 1R @ (R) w/ upside? Screw you WOTC!)

  • @aidantaylor3324
    @aidantaylor3324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'd argue there's multiple layers of flavour text on CCG's, the actual text but also the often great voice lines that hearthstone (probably others) has. not to mention excepting the first few sets the flavour text of many hearthstone cards is incredibly good and the voice lines can spawn copy pastas based around them being so memorable and fun to hear.

  • @michaelmeyers4278
    @michaelmeyers4278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Absolutely love how your presentation style and tone, in each video, is different. My girlfriend and I love listening to your videos as we play commander or are driving in the car! Keep them coming good sir!

    • @Spice8Rack
      @Spice8Rack  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh bless you! I'm glad you enjoy my work so much :D

  • @monkfishy6348
    @monkfishy6348 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I imagine actually creating 'bad' cards, is probably much harder than creating good ones. I often think about this.

  • @benjaminsouthworth5698
    @benjaminsouthworth5698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    That guest voicings are so good every time

  • @cjwauer4730
    @cjwauer4730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Whose next from Breadtube? Going to get Dan Olsen? Maybe Thought Slime? Abi from Philosophy Tube? Innuendo Studios?
    Also how much more do we have to bully CommandZone to have you guest in an episode of Game Knights?!

    • @heronator
      @heronator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If Cody from the Showdy were to show up, I think I might die.

    • @MarkovChains223
      @MarkovChains223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@heronator OMG CODY MUST COLLAB WITH SPICE SO I CAN DIE IN PEACE

    • @fearjunkie
      @fearjunkie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe a collab with other leftist card game TH-camr Joseph Rothschild, aka MBT?

    • @jeannebouwman1970
      @jeannebouwman1970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg Abi would be amazing

    • @rakghoul6393
      @rakghoul6393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Contrapoints to voice Chandra please

  • @letschanator3976
    @letschanator3976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It's amazing that you were able to get desalator magic to appear in your video for the intro

  • @gwenyurick9663
    @gwenyurick9663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As an indie game designer it makes me happy to see creators going into this kind of nuance about the mistakes that happen when making a game as complex as magic because it allows so much genuine conversation to happen!

  • @whatshisname1214
    @whatshisname1214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Not enough Vizzerdrix apologia, if you ask me. That Clipping analogy was spot on!

  • @T_Peazy
    @T_Peazy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Me watching the intro: ah. I see you've discovered Desolator Magic.

    • @Woodsy2575
      @Woodsy2575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean, it’s actually the Quartering, but it’s true Desolator is the prototype

  • @Bimblewort
    @Bimblewort 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The skits in this are some of your strongest yet, absolutely adore this one

  • @jacfac9969
    @jacfac9969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Took me around 45 seconds to realize I wasn’t watching a desolatormagic video.

  • @dappercuttlefish9557
    @dappercuttlefish9557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Getting shot by your own unreleased script made me lose it. The slow gun rise was funny as hell.

  • @YourCrazyOverlord
    @YourCrazyOverlord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Every new videos reminds me of how much i missed this content. Power bottom (better than top) notch.

    • @Spice8Rack
      @Spice8Rack  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao excellent compliment xD

  • @Luna_Everywhere
    @Luna_Everywhere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I never accepted the "some cards are bad on purpose so players know what bad cards are like" because like, that's a very small time of a player's career after which those are just dead cards in a pack, and also that skill wouldn't be as needed if the purposely bad cards weren't made to make the power gap between good and bad cards much bigger

  • @freakyzoid3565
    @freakyzoid3565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I can't belive just how well Hbomberguy as Bruce Tarl fits

  • @Virsconte
    @Virsconte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great video overall! I think it does leave out the significant effect of the profit motive though. To get a bit Jim Sterling for a minute, I think some of the ideas from the loot box economy, which arguably have their origin in trading cards games, have fed back in to Magic in a toxic way.
    When you consider buying a pack, you have some idea of its value, a lot of which is driven by the rare and mythic chase cards. So to drive sales, Wizards has an incentive to print a lot of big, splashy, exciting cards. But in doing so, they almost guarantee that some of those cards will break the game completely in half, and will have to be banned. So a lot of those exciting cards you're hoping to crack during the prerelease might actually end up being worthless in a few weeks or months. And if Wizards prints those cards *knowing* that this will be their strategy, that seems like deceptive advertising.
    And it's never enough to just make money. Every year a business needs to make *even more* money to satisfy shareholders. So the pressure on designers gets ratcheted up all the time. That, in my opinion, is what led to the absolute avalanche of bans in 2020, where banning a clearly busted card like Fires of Invention just cleared the field for the next broken thing to take its place
    I still remember the collective madness when Jace the Mindsculptor and Stoneforge Mystic was banned, and the tone of both the communication from Wizards and the response from the community have done a complete 180 since then. Emergency bans in standard went from being a colossal embarrassment which will *never be repeated* to just a routine part of the release cycle, and fans have gone from being outraged at having hundreds of dollars erased on a whim to shouting for bans right out of the gate.
    All of this is to say that I think the unpredictable value (even on average) of a pack of Magic cards is a feature, not a bug, and that flavor of bad cards is a big factor.

  • @EricChoiniere
    @EricChoiniere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    The Ayn Rand bit was just an excuse to strike a pose at 24:58 and I ain't even mad

    • @xp7575
      @xp7575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If Ayn Rand finds out that you're not pissed she is going to be PISSED, just kidding, she (and her fAnS) will be pissed off no matter what happens 💩🤡💩

  • @benpearson49
    @benpearson49 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    00:49
    I mean attempting to be "Woke" over making a good product usually results with a bad product, but that isn't what makes a bad card.
    Fallen Empires wasn't particularly Woke, but managed to include some astonishingly bad cards.

  • @MikeWasThere
    @MikeWasThere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That intro was desolator magic but he does it unironically

  • @ollietree323
    @ollietree323 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great vid on one of the points I sell Magic to my friends, that it's not just a game, but is also a great story (mostly) and the games we play are (stupidly hilarious) stories in themselves

  • @ltlaw6351
    @ltlaw6351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Are those X-Wing miniatures in the back there?!?!

    • @Spice8Rack
      @Spice8Rack  3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They are! My housemate routinely beats my ass at it lmao

  • @Igotjello
    @Igotjello 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    COSMONAUT CROSSOVER! Spice, you know the best people on the internet

  • @jeremyrezek6820
    @jeremyrezek6820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love me a Spice video especially one with a spicy take. One piece of criticism/point I wished was addressed was that of "trap" cards. I don't know if there is specific terminology in the mtg community to refer to that, but in at least d&d optimization any choice that a player makes which presents itself as doing one thing but actually does that thing poorly or does something different entirely is referred to as a trap (one example of this is ironically the find traps spell, which doesn't actually tell you the locations of traps nor any hazard, with another being witch bolt, which does very poor damage for the level and is very easy to stop). The problem associated with the "traps" is that someone new to the game could choose or use it without any knowledge of why it is bad, and while for someone who really wants to learn how to identify strong vs weak abilities this could be a learning tool, for a casual player they might not understand why what they are doing is ineffective. I don't see any reason why the same principal couldn't be applied to mtg, where a new or casual player might pick up a pre-con and play with it, see they are doing poorly when compared to other decks and not have fun, but not be able to recognize why. Perhaps more people get utility out of it than develop bad preconceptions but that seems hard to demonstrate?

  • @flyingcaro
    @flyingcaro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I keep having to rewind your video because I'm knackered from my 8h work day and I can't keep up and now I'm laughing at myself. Am I too tired for TH-cam??? You pack so much into every minute, it's amazing really, love that. I'll be back after a nap.

  • @Soulus101
    @Soulus101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Can you get more of hbomberguy's normal voice reading flavour text in the future please

  • @harrisonheppelmann7938
    @harrisonheppelmann7938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I feel One with Nothing fits into “the good” more than the bad. It as part of a standard set where hand size and your opponents hand size mattered as a mechanic. Being able to discard your hand could boost creatures, blank spells, or perform other utility.

    • @Bonavire
      @Bonavire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One with Nothingpilled

    • @chaoticjexak
      @chaoticjexak 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      also its a MEME in 8walla

  • @Suavek69
    @Suavek69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "Vanillas do a great job of setting baseline expectations"
    Wait, when did this became sex Ed video?

  • @rubenthiel1214
    @rubenthiel1214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The very aggressive grip on the microphone in the opening skit lol

  • @simenbo7788
    @simenbo7788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Well I think wayward guide beast has many layers to it, the surface being a 2/2 haste is great, then you get to the bounce land thing, but then you have to remember landfall is a mechanic and that this card pairs really well with other cards, it just depends on how you utilize it.

  • @literallyaghosttpoc
    @literallyaghosttpoc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have two things to add to this fantastic video!
    First, while Legends of Runterra's flavortext might not be as prominent as Magic's, since you have to expand the card to read it, it is very important worldbuilding! When a new set of cards comes out, the League Lore community digs into every card to find new things that expand or start stories!
    As well, with Lutri, even if you couldn't find a playgroup to play with that lets you use Lutri, you can always honor the otter by getting an art print, which is what I do with a lot of my favorite cards that aren't exactly commander playable!!

  • @Bob-fe8qn
    @Bob-fe8qn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Oko reminds me of American politics. No one wants to think about it but we’re constantly forced to.

    • @MysticalTeachingsNB
      @MysticalTeachingsNB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And it may have been fundamentally questionably designed with overly ambitious ideas and a weirdly notable lack of self awareness of its impact on future generations/formats.
      #whyisElkingsomethingnotaminus
      #whydoeshehavetwoplusabilities
      #noreasonable2dropcankillhim

  • @nielsegense
    @nielsegense 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "... quick, pass me my emergency copy of Atlas Shrugged..."
    - suggesting there's more than one in the household?! Deeeesgasting!

  • @GeneralGray8
    @GeneralGray8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    #ThisIsBrieLarsonsFaultSomehow abousletly destroyed me for a few minutes

  • @Mastumaty
    @Mastumaty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    ReactionaryReaction and Reasonableist Bear crossover when??

    • @NotBamOrBing
      @NotBamOrBing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Reaaonableist Bear died tho :c

  • @benjaminphilippe2810
    @benjaminphilippe2810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It's funny seeing Scornful Egotist with the bad cards, as in Scourge draft you could actually use it as an easy way to get a high CMC card down, which went well with cards like Rush of Knowledge and Reward the Faithful. So it's not even all that bad in the right context!

  • @stevenoneil8563
    @stevenoneil8563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    24:23 FWIW, the Commander RC's statement that their rules and bans are "just suggestions and you should talk with your playgroup" is comically out of touch with the reality of the format they write rules for. Sure, a large percentage of Commander players are kitchen table players with a small group they can talk to about house bans and house rules, but they grossly underestimate the people playing with relative strangers at their local game stores, or playing with total strangers at big Magic events or similar. In those scenarios, I'm quite frankly not going to ask if they're cool with avoiding any of their decks which contain Command Tower, Sol Ring, Counterspell because they're too broken, any deck with a color identity of three or more, and also don't play Stax, Control, or Aggro. (To be clear, I'm fine playing against all these things and am being hyperbolic, but I've definitely seen house rule lists where I'm genuinely not clear how they even play Magic at all with everything they don't allow.) I'm going to ask if they think they've got something strong, casual, or somewhere in between, then pick a deck to match. Like I want to just grab a member the RC by the shoulders and tell them "believe it or not, there are people who are either too shy to ask their group to ban something in house for them, or are playing with people they don't know and the only common expectation they can reasonably bring to the table is the existing rules and bans." I have literally not met a single person in real life who thinks the RC's leaning on rule 0 is a valid stance. Magic as a community is just a different place from when these guys started playing and created their format, and it absolutely shows.

  • @LeftistTechSupport
    @LeftistTechSupport 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    #ThisIsBrieLarsonsFaultSomehow ahahahaha i died immediately

    • @ThatOneRandomSteve
      @ThatOneRandomSteve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time

  • @screechingtoad2683
    @screechingtoad2683 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Also, if they only printed good cards, power creep would roll out of control and then you'll end up with 2 mana 8/8's with haste and lose by turn 3 (over exaggerating to make a point)
    They would have to always print better cards than the cards before, and the previously good cards would become bad

  • @baphaemet
    @baphaemet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I personally have made weenie decks with all my bad cards, including Pillarfield Ox in order to have simple and inexpensive base decks in which I could give to younger players who would struggle with wordy cards with more than flying/vigilance/deathtouch/haste; or tap to do something simple, such as Llanowar Elf and Prodigal Sorcerer. They get so hyped to play that Tusked Collosodon or Alpha Tyrranax, even though there's probably a thousand better cards, if that's all they have, and it works for them, and it works for me who has to get a bunch of functional decks on the cheap, well, it's actually a good thing!
    Also, I guess some of them can fit into tribal decks I guess... :^)

  • @christhompson8003
    @christhompson8003 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You have never seen the good the bad and the ugly?! Wow! You are in for a treat! What ever you do, watch it with a good sound system! "The Ecstasy of Gold" by the sadly late Per un pugno di dollari is just *chefs kiss*. It gives me goose bumps each time I think about it.

  • @CatSculptor
    @CatSculptor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Pleasant Kenobi and Spice putting out videos referencing Rhystic Studies in one day? I smell a conspiracy

  • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
    @gaiusjuliuspleaser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Harris reading Bruse Tarl flavor text is something I never thought I needed until I got it.

  • @Jimmythehead
    @Jimmythehead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m sorry but I’m @6:28 currently and hearing my favorite mtg youtuber collab with my favorite ✨variety✨youtuber made me audibly gasp and I’m incredibly happy thank you so much

    • @explodeybits931
      @explodeybits931 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was waiting for the hollow taco nail polish chick to arrive

  • @sweetmouse9870
    @sweetmouse9870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the absolute emotional miasma when you mentioned clipping in a seemingly negative-ish capacity was as amusing as it was rollercoasteresque
    good point in the end
    cool

  • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
    @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Just use the YuGiOh style of limiting cards to 1 or 2 (or 3, in the case of MTG) to help fix cards that aren't broken enough to be banned but still are unhealthy for the game.

  • @TheBigRalph
    @TheBigRalph 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Didn't really finish watching the video yet, just stopped to point out how absolutely wonderful is to hear Cosmonaut, Rhystic and Bomberdude in the same video. Thank you Spice, bless you, you beautiful creature.

  • @ludosgd
    @ludosgd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I'M DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO FREELY EXPERIENCE JOYYY!!!!!"

  • @psychosugar3320
    @psychosugar3320 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Three things:
    1. Great video spice you’re wonderful.
    2. I feel the need to acknowledge that you dumped cards all over your floor for a failed bit
    3. For the ‘ugly’ cards, I really wish so many of them weren’t my favorite colors. Wizards I can appreciate experimenting, but stop making Simic so broken, please.

  • @prithvirajburman3333
    @prithvirajburman3333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I can't wait for spice to have a ton more patrons and then half the run time is just the credits and him reading out his patrons

  • @SomeOfTheJuice
    @SomeOfTheJuice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man, I forgot Scornful Egotist. It's my favorite bad card, if only because the gatherer discussion is plastered with "ALL HAIL THE GREAT LORD EGOTIST." It's like the more expensive Storm Crow in terms of Magic memes.

  • @lolEpopProductions
    @lolEpopProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The voices in this have shaken me to my core

  • @princeLaharl2
    @princeLaharl2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I got an LOL Dance Dance Dance add and I didn't realize it wasn't a part of your exceptional dissertation until after a few seconds had passed.

  • @AzrothBoi
    @AzrothBoi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "#ThisisBrieLarsonsFaultSomehow" I'll be laughing at that one for awhile.

  • @merogic
    @merogic 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love that you brought up clipping's Visions of bodies being burned as an example for a good follow up album!! I really love their work and you for mentioning them ^^

  • @noahmedina6890
    @noahmedina6890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Visions of Bodies Being Burned was such a fucking incredible album

  • @Closer2Zero
    @Closer2Zero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wanna thank you for your video awhile back that turned me onto Thought Slime. Watching him has helped me a lot and helped me put my feelings into words. Without you i wouldn’t’ve found him

    • @xp7575
      @xp7575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thought Slime is one of the best breadtubers

  • @BarginsGalore
    @BarginsGalore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So this is what Rhystic Studies has been doing this past year

    • @jekanyika
      @jekanyika 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tbf he released a video 5 months ago.

  • @anthonydelfino6171
    @anthonydelfino6171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    re: Oko lessons learned... the thing is I feel like they don't actually learn. If you look back even further to 2011/2012 they have a similar article about hwo they know they have to be especially careful when it comes to the abilities and design they put onto three mana planeswalkers after printing Liliana of the Veil. If you look at them just on the face, Oko is even stronger than she was coming in with more loyalty, a +2 and a +1 rather than a +1 and a -1, and he ultimates at 5 loyalty (not that you're likely to use that skill) compared to her 6. So how did they learn from her as an experiment if he was still put out?
    I do hope they learn their lessons... but I do also think they sometimes ignore lessons they should have learned in order to try to drum up excitement and/or sales

  • @formerctgovernordannelmall1452
    @formerctgovernordannelmall1452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Spicalicious Huit Shelf:
    “WoTC keeps printing intentionally bad cards”
    KONAMI: *laughs in Unmeasurable power creep*

    • @pokekl
      @pokekl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least there hasnt been an oko like incident (as far as i know)

    • @jakestavinsky3480
      @jakestavinsky3480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pokekl Theres been multiple actually but thats mostly because of how YGO is fundementally set up

    • @pokekl
      @pokekl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jakestavinsky3480 only one i could think of would be tour guide

    • @ryanrobot7975
      @ryanrobot7975 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pokekl needle fiber

    • @RiseInAfterlife
      @RiseInAfterlife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jakestavinsky3480 pretty sure YGO is all-Oko nowadays.

  • @SiwanBouss
    @SiwanBouss 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    So i've been following you since your Rakos video but i don't think i've ever commented.
    Just wanted to take the time to say that this was a video i enjoyed greatly, which i hadn't since your power and toughness video nearly a year ago now.
    Thank you for the video, i had a blast and i hope others did too.

  • @fafnirlord
    @fafnirlord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Holy shit that opening scene made my week! Thank you spice lord

  • @oom-3262
    @oom-3262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "The entire Kalemne precon..." As a tribal lover I am so hurt by this.

  • @legodrakie
    @legodrakie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Great video, I think I laughed about as much while watching this video as during the rest of the month.

    • @Spice8Rack
      @Spice8Rack  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      AAH! Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it! :D

  • @BramLastname
    @BramLastname 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As someone who plays Ojamas,
    a 0 ATK archetype fueled by 0 ATK vanillas
    In a game about hitting the opponent with big bunguses,
    The second category is what I think of when people say bad cards.
    While I'm not familiar with the MtG examples,
    But I have played a fair bit of the Official Anime Spin-off.
    Duel Masters has multiple mechanics dedicated to using bad cards together to make them better.
    For example a creature with Wave Striker is functionally a Vanilla that cannot use Vanilla support,
    However when there's 2 other creatures with Wave Striker on the field,
    Then all of them become effect creatures,
    Usually gaining the effect of the other Wave Striker creatures on your field in addition to their own effect.
    Similarly the Knight Magic mechanic introduced spells which had a creature type and the effect that they'd activate their effect twice if a creature of the associated creature type was on your field at activation.
    This meant that these overpriced spells were secretly more powerful than their regular counterparts,
    But required you to consciously choose between cheap reliable cards and janky but impactful cards.
    This way game designers can make bad cards good, without falling into the bad on accident category.

  • @st_syfr
    @st_syfr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Holy shit that Atlas Shrugged segment was hilarious.

  • @BrendanBanz
    @BrendanBanz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That Atlas Shrugged bit and brief shout out to anarchist comrades was a spicy thing of beauty *chef's kiss*.
    Mother Anarchy loves her children

    • @xp7575
      @xp7575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chad Ancoms > virgin ancaps all day

  • @waywardstoryteller
    @waywardstoryteller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Now I'm just wondering where I can get that shirt

    • @Spice8Rack
      @Spice8Rack  3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It was a birthday gift!

  • @Thomas-vn6cr
    @Thomas-vn6cr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey Spice! There's this game called Manalink from the 90s by Wizards and a small community keeps updating it to allow almost all cards up to the recent sets in it. You can play against AI with whatever cards you want, no restrictions, commander, draft, and more. I think it's something awesome to check out!

    • @richardsalgado3696
      @richardsalgado3696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I remember mana link It keeps surviving through people giving up on it

    • @Thomas-vn6cr
      @Thomas-vn6cr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      People give up on it? That's a shame. I downloaded it but don't know too much about the community. It seems like they could really do with some extra word of mouth because I don't want it to die, I love the idea of using any card I want against AI to play commander. There's just so many decks I want to make but I don't have enough people to play paper with.

    • @richardsalgado3696
      @richardsalgado3696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Thomas-vn6cr well I'm not sure now might stilk be going on

    • @Thomas-vn6cr
      @Thomas-vn6cr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All I know is that the 2020 December patch added stuff up to Theros Beyond Death and its awesome. I wonder if there's any similar games to Manalink.

  • @captainchaos5705
    @captainchaos5705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Woah I can't believe you didn't credit DesolationMagic for showing up in the first minute

    • @mackwa
      @mackwa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it's Desolator Magic not that it matters

  • @UltimatTacoman
    @UltimatTacoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When you brought up Mindless Automaton I immediately thought of my own Shirei deck! Mindless Automaton, Workhorse, Retribution of the Ancients, such mighty jank combo pieces

  • @alexB30741
    @alexB30741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    im already smiling seeing himwalk onto the camera

  • @AdorableHamster32
    @AdorableHamster32 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Słodkie nieba! Nigdy nie zakladałem, że OsiemPrzyprawŁożeMadejowe to tak naprawdę osiem polskich kobiet w przemyślnym przebraniu!

  • @thefollowingisatest4579
    @thefollowingisatest4579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So, a couple of things: one the "teaching argument" has always struck me as a bit circular. "This card teaches you what a bad card is...which are things in the game because we keep making intentionally bad cards..." Seems to me like that lesson is not as useful as just...not printing the intentionally bad cards. There are more important lessons for new players to learn.
    In terms of printing such cards at rare, the teaching argument may be why, or it may be that printing dud rares increases the payoff gap and furthers the gambling aspects of packs. There are some rares that make a pack as close to containing 0 cards as it can get. And while this might not be intentional, it is the effect of this disparity nonetheless (but I'm not actually going to hand WotC the benefit of the doubt, they know by now exactly how much their packs are slot machines marketed at the whole family).
    Lastly, "mistake" cards that are on the other end of the power curve and at higher rarities has a pretty clear monetary benefit both for WotC and for secondary dealers, and a monetary hazard for players, especially post bans. And when these "experiments" happen frequently enough, well it seems like the right lessons aren't being learned, if they were ever meant to be.
    To be clear I am not claiming any special inside knowledge of the designers or any conspiracy on their part, but looking at the material outcomes of these cards being printed and wondering why it is they apparently aren't aware of them, or outright deny that they are happening. Again except for the gambling thing which they don't get to claim ignorance of.

    • @millibillionth
      @millibillionth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Never liked the "teaching" argument either - not knowing the real value of the cards you're seeing and not being able to play optimally is already a teaching element that has players re-evaluate their cards. They don't need cards whose sole purpose is to be thrown away as a "valuable lesson".

    • @EdoKwin
      @EdoKwin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Came to say/see roughly the same thing. I've always heard arguments for printing objectively bad cards and they just never hold up. Ultimately it's something we've all been made to live with, so we do, but we shouldn't be pretending like that status quo is actually a good thing.

  • @centurosproductions8827
    @centurosproductions8827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't quite get the "set the baseline" argument. You can set the baseline just fine by printing cards with an actual use... that also show what you get for that mana cost.
    My biggest "bad card" issue is that, especially nowadays, common and uncommon creatures are almost always strictly smaller statwise than rares and mythics at the same cost (and with better abilities).