@@epicdude3659 I bought Crime Boss and it's not bad. It's a solid 6/10 game for the most part. Liking the higher stakes, but hating how short the heists are. 95% of activities take less than 5 minutes from start to finish
my impression of PD3 comes entirely through these videos and I have to assume this is the best it's ever been given that you didn't rag on the game for half the video this time and only like a third instead
If you’re ever wondering why you see cloakers just dropping in through every nook and cranny, the captains computer says they have been an active menace to the other cops so bad they have also been calling them cloakers instead of the in universe official name.
@@TheBingoAstro it could be that there are cloakers actively inside the vents during the heist, waiting for the right moment for an unsuspecting cop to bumble their way to close to their hiding spot.
Gustavo really outdid himself with the soundtrack for this one. One of the hardest in the entire series IMO. Why does the Rage Against the Machine mashup go so hard?
real talk, these are def some of the best psa type content you've done, can't wait for psa: land of the free where we'll have 3 times more nebula data errors
Honestly a great update, the guns were great, the heist was awesome, and the music was killer. The weird community event they had at the beginning where we had to wait for hours in the main menu saying "Nebula Data Error" was a pretty odd marketing decision. But it added a unique charm to the update!
No. Stealth: gain access to pc Get keycard Loot vault Escape Optional: Plant some electronic equipment Loud: Place bomb Force vault open Escape after securing the escape vehicle Optional: hack pc Its more like pd2 wait objectives
I remember when the open beta came out I just reported a bug that was like: "There is a bug where when I point at a tazer the character says "zapper" very annoying bug pls fix 🙏" They responded like: "your bug report is being taken into consideration and it's being worked on"
It really ain't. Both the Bison and Castigo out DPS it due to their better fire rate, and have better accuracy. Plus. The Castigo has more swag. And that's what's always more important.
1:32 what FBI assaults do to cloakers (FYI, cloaker spawn rates increase by who know how much to the point that theres always a cloaker on the map until the FBI is dealt with, this is likely a stupid move from Mio or another dev to balance the game)
@@MrGamingPsycho haven't really notice any other special spawn rate increase to the point of the cloakers, but then again, i rarely pay attention to the unit count on rinohud
@@Moonistic noticed the snipers on gold and Shark respawing 5 secs after being killed. I think the reason why you noticed cloackers is that they are fast, mobile and have a lot of spawn points
"That's it?.... that was the Boys in Blue update?!..... THAT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF WAITING IN QUEUE!!!" 'squawk' "what a rip" "OOOOOOH PAYDAY BETRAYED US!!!!!"
@@bignerd3783 2:05 to 2:10 the music is Work Harder from the Lisa: The Painful OST. in Lisa: The Painful, this song plays inside Muscle Cave, where you can lift weights in a little minigame to make Brad stronger. and in this part of the video, the player heister is also weightlifting (but with an LMG) synced to the *OOHOOH* of the song, so it fits
This 97 year old heister still serves their psa the old-fashioned way.
Maria is the only person who can gaslight other people into thinking that Payday 3 both rocks and sucks at the same time
It does
That's the thing with PD3, the gameplay loop is very good
It's everything else that sucks
It's not gaslighting. It's true. It's a fucking awesome game that sucks really hard.
Payday 3 is the same is Payday 2.
Will only become good until passes 10 years
It does
biggest part of the update: big iron
*bigger iron*
@@iknowurip8151 *Payday 3 Ost - Once a Heister 1.25 speed*
o n h i s h i p
The assault is coming
The bank is full
THE BIG IRON HUNGERS
arizona ranger
Crime Boss looking very different since its Epic Games launch, fr fr
Well, new graphics updates await, buddy
"The donuts! Motherf**ing donuts!"
(Chuck Norris, probably, i couldn't tell)
y'know funnily enough Crime Boss has been doing fairly better since launch than Payday3 seems to be going at this point
@@epicdude3659 I bought Crime Boss and it's not bad. It's a solid 6/10 game for the most part. Liking the higher stakes, but hating how short the heists are. 95% of activities take less than 5 minutes from start to finish
yeah thats fair
my impression of PD3 comes entirely through these videos and I have to assume this is the best it's ever been given that you didn't rag on the game for half the video this time and only like a third instead
she blue on my boys till it's payday 3
You see I need my boys in blue, too
Girls in red been real quiet after this dropped
Rasict
In the banked heist straight stealing it. And by it I mean my ammo bag.
GUESS WHO JUST GOT BLUE TODAY
THEM WILD EYED BOYS THAT'D BEEN PAYDAY
THE BOYSS?!?!?!
MY BALLS!!!!! ⚽️ 🏀 ⚽️
balled
@@apersonontheinternet7595 WHATT?!?!?!?!😱😱
>makes the hardest mashups known to man
>refuses to drop the full versions
Never change, Maria.
However.
psa: poison brew
psa: hatsune miku
psa: residue
psa: doctor who
psa: french withdrew
psa: p a y d a y t w o
psa: guys being dudes
pas: cordon bleu
If you’re ever wondering why you see cloakers just dropping in through every nook and cranny, the captains computer says they have been an active menace to the other cops so bad they have also been calling them cloakers instead of the in universe official name.
I thought it was just shitty proramming 😅
That does not explain why I am seeing 5 cloakers spawn every minute.
@@TheBingoAstro it could be that there are cloakers actively inside the vents during the heist, waiting for the right moment for an unsuspecting cop to bumble their way to close to their hiding spot.
that feel good inc mashup goes so hard, please do a full version.
Gustavo really outdid himself with the soundtrack for this one. One of the hardest in the entire series IMO. Why does the Rage Against the Machine mashup go so hard?
2 vinesauce references in one video
OH MY GOD THE BEASTIE BOYS REFERENCE GOT ME OUT OF NOWHERE
I need a full version of Dallas singing the Metal Cap theme now
Finally, Hoxton Breakout 2
Nah, this is Breakfast in Tijuana 2
@@moonlightact1792 Hoxton Breakfast
@@moonlightact1792 this time we flush gold instead of papers
real talk, these are def some of the best psa type content you've done, can't wait for psa: land of the free where we'll have 3 times more nebula data errors
0:56 metal dallas
0:21 gives me postal 2 vibes
0:49 He is now serving a life sentence in a pickle.
Who up blueing they boys?
Me 😊
Me 😝😝
New boys in blue awaits buddy
Those music mashups are🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I only have one thing to say about the new heist: No circles.
The mashups go HARD as FUCK, all of them.
Oh man, can we get a full version of Metal Dallas?
My brother, for the love of all that is holy PLEASE gimme that mashup at 1:40 in full
BRASIL MENTIONED! 🇧🇷
BRAZIL MENTIONED! 🇧🇷
BRASIL MENTIONED! 🇧🇷
BRASIL MENTIONED! 🇧🇷
BOSTIL MENTIONED! 🇧🇷
O maria é br?
Honestly a great update, the guns were great, the heist was awesome, and the music was killer. The weird community event they had at the beginning where we had to wait for hours in the main menu saying "Nebula Data Error" was a pretty odd marketing decision. But it added a unique charm to the update!
ChatGPT is that you?
@@Cinibonswirl26 Nah.
Is the new heist still done by standing in place in a magic circle like all the other (let's be real, placeholder) objectives ?
No.
Stealth: gain access to pc
Get keycard
Loot vault
Escape
Optional: Plant some electronic equipment
Loud:
Place bomb
Force vault open
Escape after securing the escape vehicle
Optional: hack pc
Its more like pd2 wait objectives
@@thebigj3033 Thank god no.
Finally the overkill beastie boys album has arrived
The music is insane
Boys in queues
I remember when the open beta came out I just reported a bug that was like:
"There is a bug where when I point at a tazer the character says "zapper" very annoying bug pls fix 🙏"
They responded like: "your bug report is being taken into consideration and it's being worked on"
I do hope these mashups are somewhere tbh, that one at 1:40 is great
damn. need a full version of that feel good inc mashup, absolute fire.
Why am I not surprised there was a Battlefield Hardline reference
This genuinely convinced me to reinstall, this alone has persuaded me more than Starbreeze ever have
Thank you for mashing up Rage Against the Machine into the assault wave ost. Good to know I’m not the only one who thought of them
Looking outside that hole only to be blinded by the light outside reminded me of R6S on Release
Our first new secondary is llegit P2W DLC gun, classic balancing momeny
It really ain't. Both the Bison and Castigo out DPS it due to their better fire rate, and have better accuracy.
Plus. The Castigo has more swag. And that's what's always more important.
@@scootaloo9491castigo with tactical barrel looks so awesome
1:32 what FBI assaults do to cloakers
(FYI, cloaker spawn rates increase by who know how much to the point that theres always a cloaker on the map until the FBI is dealt with, this is likely a stupid move from Mio or another dev to balance the game)
During an fbi assault specials respawn a few seconds after they die, its not just cloacker, its every special.
@@MrGamingPsycho haven't really notice any other special spawn rate increase to the point of the cloakers, but then again, i rarely pay attention to the unit count on rinohud
@@Moonistic noticed the snipers on gold and Shark respawing 5 secs after being killed. I think the reason why you noticed cloackers is that they are fast, mobile and have a lot of spawn points
Singlehandedly keeping Payday 3 alive
1:11
_"Bloom is realistic! And it's not like it has a significant impact on gameplay."_
Bloom:
I go mad with the amout of rips I only know exist in this dudes computer that are genuine bangers but never see the light of day aside from psa videos
that FNAF jumpscare sound over the cloaker was so quiet yet it hit me like a flashbang
Battlefield Hardline reference in the year of our lord 2024. Godspeed Visceral.
damn all these songs in this video needs full versions
maria working overtime to make sure payday 3 is still around in 5 years
HUGEston BREAKOUT COMING IN AUGUST, LET'S GO BABY !!!!!
I was so thrown off hearing the battlefield hardline voice lines wtf
Yeah, I'm gonna need that Rollin' remix.
"That's it?.... that was the Boys in Blue update?!..... THAT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF WAITING IN QUEUE!!!"
'squawk' "what a rip"
"OOOOOOH PAYDAY BETRAYED US!!!!!"
We canceling our weekend plans with this one!
out of every part in this video metal dallas i think got me to laugh the hardest
thanks maria
The sonic adventure 2 intro sent me back decades
I swear I lost my shit as soon as I heard Fred Durst going "ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN"
You seriously cannot make this up, Payday 3 is peak brainrot.
Poison brew
Hatsune Miku
Gotta poo
residue
F 22
Barbeque
3:02
_Donacdum intensifies._
I would need a full version of that limp bizkit mashup
Clover: Woe donut upon ye
This PSA is the best part of this update. (Surprised there wasn’t more Clover jokes tho.)
with all these bangers we're gonna have enough beta(real) to last til the next update
This update really makes you FEEL like you bought land in the Metaverse
Boys in blue
B
oy
@@kakroom3407 s
s in
🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦
MARIO! GIVE ME THE FEELS GOOD X BOYS IN BLUE MASHUP AND MY C-STACKS ARE YOURS!
thank you for continuing to be a key voice in payday maria
Wowzer for the interactable donut update that fixes everything
thank you purple gnarpy for another great psa video
full metal mask dallas WHEN
We're gonna need full releases of those music mashups chief
This is the funniest PSA in years
1:17 Boys in BRASIL
1:15 Yo you got the Brazil grip? Thats NASTY. (In a good way)
I need this beta (real) so bad
thank you for making this video!! i just saved myself a tenner
lisa the painful mentioned ❗
Where?
@@bignerd3783 2:05 to 2:10 the music is Work Harder from the Lisa: The Painful OST.
in Lisa: The Painful, this song plays inside Muscle Cave, where you can lift weights in a little minigame to make Brad stronger. and in this part of the video, the player heister is also weightlifting (but with an LMG) synced to the *OOHOOH* of the song, so it fits
The game almost looks fun , but then i'm reminded of hacking by standing still near wifi minigame and other "fun" "improvements" payday had
You see, I need my payday, blue (boys in)
Boys in Blue launch day was a bad day to try to play Payday 3 for the first time since beta.
boys in blue beta (real) is gonna slap hard
Anyone remember Payday 2? The more I see of Payday 3, I'm reminded that i predicted that it would have a.... interesting launch.
Genuinely a great update ngl
The music is on point as usual goated vid
mr. mario, can we please have a full version of the metal dallas theme?
tuffest mashups yet
great fucking music taste
The Brazil revolver
Cloaker spawns in this game are a sin
charleston chew
couldn't help but notice a lack of *poison brew* in this video
In this update: Secondary that’s actually good
I feel like because of these videos one day in the far future I will try Payday 3.
THE LIMP BIZKIT MASHUP
How many famous bands songs do you want to put in the video?
Mario: Yes.
cant wait for girls in red and femboys in purple
Security guy: "I heard something"
MarioInATopHat: "this is my BOOMstick!"
alright guys now we just gotta wait for the next update, boys in red!