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  • @caffenefree
    @caffenefree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3494

    I think jerma should start a tv show where he goes to places where people work and has to do a shift without training and you just have to watch and let him fumble through and figure out how to do it

    • @feloniouz770
      @feloniouz770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +726

      "Jerma Nine Eight Fired"

    • @asph0le531
      @asph0le531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@feloniouz770 thats an amazing name

    • @Neonator
      @Neonator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +450

      "Jerma Nine to Five"

    • @antoka5375
      @antoka5375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      That would be so fucking amazing omg-

    • @lanog40
      @lanog40 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@feloniouz770 I hope he notices this one day

  • @Marksman2oo7
    @Marksman2oo7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2694

    Jerma: “can you imagine *wacky scenario*? You’d be like ‘rational reaction’”!

    • @yiff
      @yiff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      Can you imagine if a streamer owed their audience 2 million? You'd be like "oh shit, that's a lot of debt!"

    • @gamblerofrats
      @gamblerofrats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      Can you imagine if fucking WORMS started raining??? You'd be like "oh SHIT, it's raining WORMS"

    • @Katia_Managan
      @Katia_Managan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Can you imagine if the impostor is sus? You'd be like 😳!

    • @eyen22buck
      @eyen22buck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Can you imagine if the psychopath starts doing crazy shit? You'd be like oh shit, it's a psychopath!

    • @spaghettivase4808
      @spaghettivase4808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Could you imagine if the ground started shaking? You’d be like “Shit, the ground is shaking!”

  • @SpaceSmurf3000
    @SpaceSmurf3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1694

    Imagine walking into the kitchen and watching the guy you want to inherit your shop putting 2kg of kraft singles on a pizza

    • @Unfixable
      @Unfixable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      2.2 kg

    • @ChuckNorrizHIM
      @ChuckNorrizHIM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Fire that man! Now hire him so I can fucking fire him... AGAIN. You're hired! You passed the test

    • @anxietyprimev6983
      @anxietyprimev6983 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Wikipedia says that a single kraft single is 21 grams, and there are 2000 grams in two kilograms, so 2000 divided by 21 equals approximately 95 kraft singles.
      Those are rookie numbers, you should see the shit we pull here in America.

    • @MaksKuaka
      @MaksKuaka 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​​​@@anxietyprimev6983a certain tree dwelling species on Kashyyyk put over 100 kraft singles on a pizza.
      Those are Wookie numbers, you should see the type of shit pull here on Tatooine

    • @meyague
      @meyague 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@anxietyprimev6983 we don't want to

  • @MasterCuddless
    @MasterCuddless 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1038

    sometimes i wonder if jerma really reads chat or just pretends to read chat just to make a joke in his head

    • @Owen.Fallon
      @Owen.Fallon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      One time I asked Jerma is he was alive, and he said “Guess”

    • @LittleIcarus
      @LittleIcarus ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @The Lonely Proto prerecorded andy

    • @KingMB_XJ_Official
      @KingMB_XJ_Official 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      18:50 This one was absolutely from his head.

  • @Quixfix02
    @Quixfix02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    Local streamer inflicts multiple piss wounds on pizza shop owner, poisons customers.

    • @andrewscott1153
      @andrewscott1153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      how to wound with piss?

    • @chespresso
      @chespresso 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@andrewscott1153 piercing damage

  • @KeesekuchenLP
    @KeesekuchenLP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    why did they not include the full clip of him reading "serve it through the window", throwing the pizza out of the window, turning around and just looking at the actual serving window.

  • @antares____
    @antares____ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1548

    Professional Las Vegas E-Clown makes plenty of Bostonian Pizza for the masses. Throws them outta the window.

    • @vsaucenou323
      @vsaucenou323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      “E-Clown”?
      I like it.

    • @ByobCraft
      @ByobCraft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Your comment is the best thing I've read in months

    • @antares____
      @antares____ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@ByobCraft Glad to hear so! Hope next year is filled with more, even funnier comments for you!

    • @cheetoschrist5685
      @cheetoschrist5685 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck it. Jerma is an e-clown from now on, and he's gonna be reffered to as such

    • @sinmonsworul
      @sinmonsworul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the way this comment is presented makes me feel like i'm getting the scoop on a hit from my buddy in the mob

  • @kingkebo3960
    @kingkebo3960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    Jerma acting like he’s never eaten Peanut Blooder before

    • @Squilly4
      @Squilly4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      this is a great pun

  • @MattyMatthew-m4o
    @MattyMatthew-m4o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    I love how every streamer that plays this reads "serving window" and immediately proceeds to yeet the first pizza out the actual window

  • @pucktoad
    @pucktoad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    Jerma manages to capture the magic of being a child along with the cynicism of being an adult in his tirade on "bird shit pizza."

    • @HenryIVth
      @HenryIVth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I've literally never heard of "gross" pizzas in restaurants so before I saw this comment I thought he was just ranting about something entirely made up.

    • @grim66
      @grim66 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@HenryIVth It doesn't really happen as much lately but especially in the 90s there was a lot of advertising for "gross" things to appeal to kids.

    • @disposable_income_andy
      @disposable_income_andy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@grim66 that and, for some reason, toy companies are STILL trying to push gross-out shit with stuff like grosserie gang where half the characters are actual fecal funny. there's countless different ones by different brands but they're all the same, all somehow have like 500 different little rubber characters and they never get past series 4.

  • @afeathereddinosaur
    @afeathereddinosaur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    This stream was crazy, Jerma may have lost his scarce sanity twice

    • @AlexSwePR
      @AlexSwePR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      so just an average stream then

    • @prezzo4991
      @prezzo4991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      His height is only *dwarfed* by his lack of sanity

    • @Grapefruit5000
      @Grapefruit5000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@prezzo4991 god damn I love this community

    • @pixlv6384
      @pixlv6384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He never had any

    • @Senthain
      @Senthain 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Real tipping point was the grilled-cheese feetza

  • @aaronn2954
    @aaronn2954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +849

    I like how he thinks the CEO of Coca-Cola’s last name is also Coca-Cola.

    • @funnyvalentine4691
      @funnyvalentine4691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      John Coca-Cola

    • @bananabuns1369
      @bananabuns1369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      i'm from georgia, his last name is coca-cola, dont let anyone else tell you, they're lying.

    • @shadysam7161
      @shadysam7161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@bananabuns1369 you must be from the state of georgia in the country of georgia, of course.

    • @redumulis2448
      @redumulis2448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      YeAH, its like Mr. John Masterchief, or Sand Undertale.

    • @rurathn5534
      @rurathn5534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Just like the guy from Apple, Tim Apple

  • @pillgrimm
    @pillgrimm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1163

    Both vinny and jerma threw their tutorial pizzas out the window.

    • @JARGUN145
      @JARGUN145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Because the client outside needed their pizza : )

    • @yeah4710
      @yeah4710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      They did it because they are the same people

    • @monke_mojo
      @monke_mojo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Think about it. Have you ever seen the two of them in the same room?

    • @Grapefruit5000
      @Grapefruit5000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Let that sink.

    • @yeah4710
      @yeah4710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@Grapefruit5000 no thank you, after my episode of the quick sand I haven't been the same since

  • @helix5729
    @helix5729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    28:44 "Multiple piss wounds..."
    What the fuck is a piss wound.

    • @zeeko6836
      @zeeko6836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Indeed the question of the hour

    • @Bigman048
      @Bigman048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      You wanna find out?

    • @3BrainCells3
      @3BrainCells3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Watch out man bushbear games is gonna give you some piss wounds

    • @BudBonkerson
      @BudBonkerson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      28 piss wounds

    • @Chubbajawa
      @Chubbajawa ปีที่แล้ว

      Piss Pressure Cutter

  • @Zoochiini
    @Zoochiini 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Watching him toss the pizza out the window is the most depressing thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Never in my life have I become so genuinely sad about this man and his capabilities

  • @chrisshew15
    @chrisshew15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    *cheeky smile* “Pizza Time.”

  • @TheeOK1
    @TheeOK1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    God I wish that were me jokes and jermas confused reactions to the jokes will always be funny to me.

  • @shoggothsatemyicecreamtruc2561
    @shoggothsatemyicecreamtruc2561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Love how no matter what genre of game it is Jerma will always find a way to have a mental breakdown

  • @p1tz0n16
    @p1tz0n16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    out of the whole 29:49 minute video of making pizzas we only saw him deliver 1 pizza, amazing work.

  • @dr.techno2116
    @dr.techno2116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "Do not mix gas into the mixer"
    Slight pause
    "Not now"
    The cycle repeats itself

    • @DBWendy
      @DBWendy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      GAS

  • @kiryee
    @kiryee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    “order up!”
    *this one’s for the seagulls*

  • @Xzeihoranth
    @Xzeihoranth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    This game has the right amount of content and jank to make Jerma just dissolve into hysterics.

  • @george_jayne
    @george_jayne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    I don't think a more perfect opening could have been used, especially with "you're late"

  • @mrfatmanguylel1326
    @mrfatmanguylel1326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    *GOD* ⁱ ʷⁱˢʰ i was the salami guy

    • @aidanmueller9747
      @aidanmueller9747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I commend you on delivering the tone of your voice so well with the stylistic choice lmao

    • @Sigh95
      @Sigh95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      “Hey honey! The salami guy’s here to see you!”

  • @sdawso_
    @sdawso_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    true italians eat pizza straight off the ground

    • @ALE199-ita
      @ALE199-ita 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      As an Italian, I can confirm.

    • @cooldud7071
      @cooldud7071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      im not italian but I've eaten pizza out of the trash before does this make me honorary

    • @misomoistt4848
      @misomoistt4848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They do try to make it as organic as possible

    • @pagapollo5601
      @pagapollo5601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      that's because the ground in Italy is made of pizza

    • @dragoncat9153
      @dragoncat9153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right from the plant

  • @weir-t7y
    @weir-t7y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    He cross contaminated his entire kitchen I will never ever eat anything he makes

    • @halolime117
      @halolime117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      who cares

    • @MyHeadHz
      @MyHeadHz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@halolime117 health inspector searchoverload8 from the county office

    • @weir-t7y
      @weir-t7y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@halolime117 A lot more people than whoever still cares about laser disc LMAO

    • @weir-t7y
      @weir-t7y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MyHeadHz Yes

    • @laserdisc2607
      @laserdisc2607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@weir-t7y come on man

  • @ineverwatched8118
    @ineverwatched8118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Him singing the raid song only to find out the chat lied has such perfect comedic timing.

  • @cppin
    @cppin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    21:29 there are 2.2 kilograms of cheddar slices on a single pizza.

  • @TurbopropPuppy
    @TurbopropPuppy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    "I like my marinara sauce to be very much under the cheese, by the way. I like the cheese to be really, sort of, on top of the marinara sauce."
    actual psychopath

    • @BlumenCT
      @BlumenCT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Can't tell if it's a stealth insult to deep dish or if he's just that crazy

    • @kielbasamage
      @kielbasamage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Isn't that... how it works?

    • @hotgamerboy6240
      @hotgamerboy6240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Tom The Terrible that isnt anime?

    • @morosforhire4544
      @morosforhire4544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Isn’t that how a normal pizza is supposed to be?

  • @LordEptar
    @LordEptar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I was literally in tears the entire time after the debt was brought up, those pizzas he made in a rush were the most horrendous and disgusting things I've ever seen food-wise.

  • @ballpad9124
    @ballpad9124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “Make the pizza talk”
    “No I can’t make it talk”
    *makes it talk*

  • @seriousgamer2577
    @seriousgamer2577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    18:28 this is basically the lord of the rings

  • @scribeslendy595
    @scribeslendy595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I remember going to a wedding reception when I was in highschool and they had Whataburger catering part of the reception, it was great. Just stacks of cheeseburgers for me to tear up

  • @mmgmagic
    @mmgmagic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    23:41 Listen, I know it's generic to compare Jerma to Scout from TF2, but that's literally him say "Ugh, frickin' unbelievable!"

  • @1989TS..
    @1989TS.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Love how the first thing jerma wants to do in a cooking simulator is climb out the window

  • @carcinogenecist2054
    @carcinogenecist2054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    7:24
    Chat: You have to do the (cat puking) noise now
    Jerma: Nah I cant I *proceeds to do it anyways*

  • @aka_miso
    @aka_miso 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    First he talks about wanting only basic pizza then he make his sauce that's would probably make people projectile vomit like him and Kim after the echo cooler video

    • @Sheridan2LT
      @Sheridan2LT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lmao Jesus fuckin Christ you right
      Here's my pizza type: capricciosa. No bullshit, no fucking pineapple

    • @shallabim912
      @shallabim912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@Sheridan2LT pineapple is fine on pizza

    • @conkfunky6760
      @conkfunky6760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @Brokkr PINEAPPLE IS GOOD ON PIZZA, YOU JUST HAVE BAD TASTE

    • @beepboop8751
      @beepboop8751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @Brokkr I think you might have the palette of a four year old.

    • @Sheridan2LT
      @Sheridan2LT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Brokkr hahaha calm down, you're right though.
      It's like adding chocolate or strawberry on pizza. Why tf

  • @minmcmarkemterm9109
    @minmcmarkemterm9109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I sighed so hard when I read the description.

    • @32piroman
      @32piroman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didnt expect that...

    • @gregslist.criminal4245
      @gregslist.criminal4245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Call Carson?

    • @troublewakingup
      @troublewakingup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gregslist.criminal4245 yeah, carson would know what to do.

    • @MickMod
      @MickMod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well how will it get a job now?

  • @waffleless
    @waffleless 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I would never be able to play this game. The ease with which the plates break would have me smashing plates irl.

    • @Soulraven2735
      @Soulraven2735 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good news, there's a perk to make sure they don't break

  • @Goldino
    @Goldino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    21:21
    "If you walked in here and you saw the person that was doing this doing this"
    -Jerma

  • @jacobswift1512
    @jacobswift1512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    MULTIPLE piss wounds

  • @Sammie1053
    @Sammie1053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Oh my fucking god we're less than three minutes in and I already can't breathe. Absolute madman made a pizza and then threw it out of a regular window

  • @f1l603
    @f1l603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    should've kept the uncut version of jerma tossing the pizza out of the window

  • @wumb
    @wumb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    17:03 great sound

  • @thekingofscrump
    @thekingofscrump 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “Hey Jerma Fratelli! Can I get one of your finest pep-pep-pepperoni pizzas!”
    “Chatjin I swear to god”

  • @PoisedSilverWolf
    @PoisedSilverWolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the first pizza going out the window after its painstaking creation was the funniest thing I have ever seen

  • @maximem7600
    @maximem7600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    26:04 Jerma invented the bush pizza.

  • @shoebill13
    @shoebill13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    working at a pizza place myself I can confirm, that is pizza

  • @nobodyimportant4778
    @nobodyimportant4778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It sure has been hard for chefs ever since glass plates were banned and replaced with 1/8" hardened sugar plates

  • @Mr_Spaghetti
    @Mr_Spaghetti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This is basically a Cooking Simulator, but you’re the Hulk

  • @3gumi
    @3gumi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    listen to the crunch!

    • @LukeBeadles
      @LukeBeadles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *crunch* ... *spitting*

  • @gluemissile8145
    @gluemissile8145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    10:35 that pizza scoop type beat though

  • @cbayer5012
    @cbayer5012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    He's right about the light pizza thing. Especially with a thin crust, lightness is important.

    • @draikken_
      @draikken_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Jerma's too weak to pick up a slice with more than 2 toppings

    • @cbayer5012
      @cbayer5012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@draikken_ he can only eat personal pizzas and even then at his size it's a struggle

    • @link11913
      @link11913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I prefer deep dish.

    • @mildryfrr9970
      @mildryfrr9970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Heavy pizzas are superior.

    • @cbayer5012
      @cbayer5012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@mildryfrr9970 you're wrong

  • @cassidy1730
    @cassidy1730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “bird shit pizza” fucking broke me

  • @canismori
    @canismori 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Aggression depression caused by an Impression regression.

  • @Harpoonthrower
    @Harpoonthrower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Recovering from Pulmonary embolism and this vid almost sent me back to the hospital from how hard I was laughing. What a perfect game for Jerma

    • @yukonhyena2957
      @yukonhyena2957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i hope youre doing well, get well soon!

    • @Harpoonthrower
      @Harpoonthrower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@yukonhyena2957 doing much better thanks! 10/10 would suffer the pain again.

    • @siegfriedhiryu4660
      @siegfriedhiryu4660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Harpoonthrower Birds of a feather haha, been receiving chemo while watching Jerma streams. Boy do they help. Hope you're doing much better now!

    • @zyriantel9601
      @zyriantel9601 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@siegfriedhiryu4660 Cheers to being repeatedly punched in the gut by a medicine cocktail, hope you get through alright!

    • @SwizzleDrizzl
      @SwizzleDrizzl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@siegfriedhiryu4660 hey thought id check in! hows chemo doing? you ok?

  • @thegibbehhh9430
    @thegibbehhh9430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I was there for this stream - holy shit both Jerma AND chat were out of their minds.

  • @ndzhelin2651
    @ndzhelin2651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    why would you edit out one of the best parts at the start, where he genuinely believed that it had to be served out of the window to the outside and that is why he threw it out there. then perfectly turned to see the serving window in confusion. it's like the clips have been edited out of order to tell the same joke but less naturally

  • @HuemanBean
    @HuemanBean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Local clown opens pizza parlor for roughly 30 minutes

  • @Shepfax
    @Shepfax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    18:49 pizza fetishist caught in the act

  • @seahorsemafia
    @seahorsemafia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The “bird shit pizza” kids menu thing he mentions, isn’t that more of a 90’s thing if I remember correctly? Back when Nickelodeon was in peak slime days

  • @thefrub
    @thefrub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    2:52 The editor messed up, they cut off the part where Jerma turns left and sees the serving window and goes AH SHIT

  • @gilbeegee5386
    @gilbeegee5386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like when he said he can’t make the noise now, but then gave the microphone the Gluck Gluck 3000

  • @ParagonBourne
    @ParagonBourne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Pizza time.

  • @alexfirefox9807
    @alexfirefox9807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    As an Italian man who once made pizzas for a living, this video hurts the very core of my being.

    • @Dirkhandsome12
      @Dirkhandsome12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      As someone who also worked at a very popular Italian restaurant I can confirm I've had work nightmares that weren't this chaotic

    • @IIIllllIIIIlllll
      @IIIllllIIIIlllll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Because he’s a natural epicurean genius with so little practice?

    • @theterribleanimator1793
      @theterribleanimator1793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You dont throw pizzas out the window to your customers?

  • @GabrielAKAFinn
    @GabrielAKAFinn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "Italy pizza is shit"
    - People who eat pepperoni

    • @ccda3324
      @ccda3324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bostonians/New Yorkers who eat sliced bread with ketchup and a slice of Kraft cheese and call it "pizza" in a nutshell

  • @aidanrgcool
    @aidanrgcool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I remember playing the early beta of this game at school with my friends, I was really bad at it

  • @MrDrCthulhu
    @MrDrCthulhu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I can't believe I've been barred from Jerma's wedding.

  • @adonivan_
    @adonivan_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Everyone insults Jermas favorite pizza, but hey, who doesn't love a tasty classic flat crust pepperoni.

  • @funx24X7
    @funx24X7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Glad our favorite streamer graduated from floor soup to floor pizza

  • @IOwnKazakhstan
    @IOwnKazakhstan ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Never thought I'd hear Jerma say "multiple piss wounds" but here we are.

  • @XwarslayerXmemechannel
    @XwarslayerXmemechannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:50 Place it on a plate and YEET IT OUT THE WINDOW

  • @poyloos4834
    @poyloos4834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I want a compilation of Jerma doing the “voice.” You know when tech voice I’m talking about

  • @BlumenCT
    @BlumenCT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hearing Jerma talk about any food in general is astoundingly painful he is not a worldly man

  • @jjontteri
    @jjontteri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    13:52 For some stupid reason that part made me laugh so hard I almost suffocated.

  • @funx24X7
    @funx24X7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've never refunded a game before cooking simulator. The physics are too damn frustrating, I'll wait for it on VR.

    • @studhouser6969
      @studhouser6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Imagine getting frustrated at the physics in a game and then expecting the VR version to be better lmao

    • @funx24X7
      @funx24X7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@studhouser6969 Most of my issues stemmed from the poor controls so yes, I think the fidelity of VR would help.
      If they made absolutely zero changes to the engine for VR then I’m sure it’d be just as terrible but I’m basing my expectations off the cooking portion of Job Simulator which was great.

  • @LazyLaw-
    @LazyLaw- 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Didn’t think I’d laugh this much to a pizza simulator video

  • @juzington
    @juzington 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My favorite pizza is also a burnt charcoal dish with nothing on it cooked in an oven that is so hot it burns my home down.

  • @Chook181
    @Chook181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When Jerma does one of those gasps, like at 23:24, you know something good is coming

  • @totalgarbage2053
    @totalgarbage2053 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how he did a full 10 minute bit of making his perfect pizza just to throw it out the window

  • @pingky
    @pingky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Today on Sauce Lab, we put Pitzman's Mustard on our pizza. What the heck!

    • @BudBonkerson
      @BudBonkerson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "I don't like to keep a clean kitchen."

  • @MyHeadHz
    @MyHeadHz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Pizza with more than two toppings too heavy local streamer says

  • @lainawesome
    @lainawesome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    How does he do it? Jerma is like the funniest person alive or something lol.
    Also, lol the description

  • @MegaHasmat
    @MegaHasmat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    God, this is my real job, I can't imagine doing it as a game job

  • @QMan1234red
    @QMan1234red 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Some of you didn’t have Bird Shit Pizza as a kid and it *SHOWS*

  • @DragonTamer31K
    @DragonTamer31K 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Is nobody gonna mention his amazing cat puking sound

  • @mediocregaming17
    @mediocregaming17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    8:40
    T-that's not Italian music... That's French. It's Gymnopedie by Satie.

  • @Astorec
    @Astorec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There is a Pizza Place in Glasgow, Scotland that has unlimited toppings on a Pizza for £12. Had some mad shit in there.

  • @green90s
    @green90s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He didn't do *None Pizza with Left Beef* - disappointed.

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    -gets mad because he broke two bottles of oil
    -slightly overpours oil
    -gets unfathomably angry
    -throws oil at wall, intentionally breaking it

  • @IIIllllIIIIlllll
    @IIIllllIIIIlllll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’ve tried bird shit pizza. It’s actually not too bad once you get past the fact that you’re eating sparrow feces

  • @cerealexperimentsuboa
    @cerealexperimentsuboa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    18:48 oh my fucking god this guy is ZERKING IT

  • @berrysmh7793
    @berrysmh7793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this is probably the hardest I've laughed in months

  • @pianosnake7028
    @pianosnake7028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This might be one of my favorite Jerma streams. It lies really close to the Coin Game stream

  • @Livingroomset799Dep
    @Livingroomset799Dep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    HE SAID IT BOYS HE SAID THE LINE

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just got a Little Caesar’s ad at the end of the video, and it was for a thin crust with pepperoni.

  • @conkfunky6760
    @conkfunky6760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    he makes a new worst sound every stream

  • @Greystar2426
    @Greystar2426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jerma pulled a Haachama by tossing the pizza straight out the window lmao

  • @Gothorlagee
    @Gothorlagee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    NOBODY had used the words "bird" "shit" and "pizza" in the same context Jerma did until this stream.

  • @SethHisoka
    @SethHisoka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "ketchup and wood" oh so a typical school lunch pizza then