Jerma as governor accidentally pardons a fully convicted serial killer with full amnesty because he was too busy reading chat when going over documents
"No way i'm not doing that. I'm not- I'm not gonna pardon this guy! What do you *silent laughter* he's so fucked there's no way...*silence*...*pardons him without saying anything*"
I love how you could feel Jerma trying so hard to bring the Morning Announcements bit to a real conclusion, even though it wasn't going anywhere. This man holds The Bit as sacred above all else.
writing "where???" and then painting a line leading to the remnants of the statue is some joker shit. that whole level really brought out the undisciplined emotion in jerma
I like that of all the possible, endless nonsense he's said over the years, he thinks the "dirt" that would lose him his campaign would be clips of him talking about shitting himself and biting the dentist's hand.
It took me this long to realize that even without the clown impressions, Jerma is literally a modern day clown, more so than any other entertainer I know
Mrs. Brown's boys hit so big in Australia. My nan watches it all the time, she couldn't believe it when I told her it was an irish bloke in a dressing gown the whole time
22:43 his ability the just slide into a joke is so perfect. for a moment I thought, despite knowing fully that it’s a joke, that jerma was being serious here
I imagine Jerma as a school announcement dude would just go something like, two teachers are having an actual massive argument in the middle of the hallway with students peaking out their classrooms to watch, and all of a sudden the announcement thing goes on and it’s just Jerma playing some intense fight music over the argument
imagining a whole school of kids in their morning classes just listening to this announcement with vacant stares watching the speaker as they think about the meat patty for lunch period.
@@curranmckenzie9574 Reminds me of a joke: Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey speaks to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..." Mickey replies, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's fucking Goofy!"
my high school principal used to come on the morning announcements and did the exact same shit jerma did when he was doing like the clown thing and i don't think anyone liked him
just found out about jerma and i think i have laughed more than ever just this week. my depression is cured my problems are gone this man saved my life
Jerma yelling in the morning intercom of my school would be fucking terrifying, his office would be just a hole in the wall with a fridge full of meat and a desk, the only things I would say while speaking to him is just "rat-" "glue-" "burger"
You know, after watching so many Jerma highlights and reading all the joke comments about how insane he is, this is the video that actually made me believe it. This man is actually crazy - and I love him for it
I was watching SuperDazza's vids before he recently got hired at 2ndJerma, so it is sometimes really confusing that a new vid dropped and I've pretty much seen it already. Glad to see it tho :D
Man, that's a really deep cut with the banana! I can't believe that the Dev referenced the banana that Jerma and Ster were talking about in their classic video, "The Sound it Makes."
It's like 4 in the morning and I'm cry laughing at that bit with the morning announcements reality show were he distorts his voice. He really can make anything funny!
If I was tired and annoyed as hell at ass-o-clock in the morning and I heard jerma on the announcements that would put a huge grin on my face for a month
I get that the implication is that you're shitting yourself *laughing,* but man does it sound like Jerma gives an inexplicable case of explosive diarrhea.
people need to think more like jerma, if the announcements had a big story line with a new episode on the announcements once every week on a random day of the week, people would never want to be absent
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Jerma as governor accidentally pardons a fully convicted serial killer with full amnesty because he was too busy reading chat when going over documents
Asking the chat's opinion on the convict
"No chat, they murdered their entire family, that's not pog."
"No way i'm not doing that. I'm not- I'm not gonna pardon this guy! What do you *silent laughter* he's so fucked there's no way...*silence*...*pardons him without saying anything*"
I keep reading it in Jeremy's voice
Worst thing is, he definitely would have said the exact same thing
chat: (full screen messages of "BLIND LUL" over and over again after he ships the document)
10:44 Local announcement streamer nearly says "shit" but replaces it woth family friendly "fuck" at the last second.
"schphuck" is a neat new word
It's telling that Jerma's image of retirement is just entertaining people for free
It sounds like an insane person took over the radio system in an asylum
@@AxxLAfriku I would be ashamed to if my friend did self promotions on youtube for a shitty channel that no one watched.
It tells that he truly loves what he does
@@AxxLAfriku Cool channel, but self promoting is cringe. Don't do that.
He's a good man
Imagine a Jerma smear campaign where some guy's like "Jeremy will throw up an entire sleeve of oreos onto our state."
I don’t know why but I read that as “jerma swear compilation” and was struggling to figure out what the Oreo situation had to do with that.
@@anyalaASMR that's even easier, they'd just fill every ad slot with stolen footage from TH-cam
Fox News Headline: UNHINGED PSYCHO STREAMER RUNS FOR PRESIDENT
fake news, jerma would NEVER EVER throw up an entire sleeve of oreos onto ANYTHING
@@sltrskid especially on his mother’s bed, this streamer WOULD NEVER be that deranged
Can't believe we're having patty meat again today
At least we get to playhehji
dndjkDHEJEIOEKELODPEJEJGHGHGHG
soccer
No it's patty, meat
No, Patty AND meat.
at least we get cheese on it this time
Baloney based economy
I love how you could feel Jerma trying so hard to bring the Morning Announcements bit to a real conclusion, even though it wasn't going anywhere. This man holds The Bit as sacred above all else.
Streamer prioritizes money in the form of “Bits” over his own fans
Idk what you're talking about the "Morning Announcement" bit was pure improv comedy genius
SCHOOL!
must be new here
That bit was pretty well paced in my opinion. The setup before the bit is what took too long
writing "where???" and then painting a line leading to the remnants of the statue is some joker shit. that whole level really brought out the undisciplined emotion in jerma
I knew stuff like that was gonna happen the moment he smashed the guy's head in
he's really become chaotic neutral
He is a serial killer, as we know
only Jerma would spend hours writing psychotic messages to imaginary people
Well, the question marks kinda remind me of The Riddler
Okay but Jerma ignoring a giant meteor that just decimated Las Vegas and continuing the stream is definitely something he’d do as a bit.
Hudsony He'd turn on his webcam and be sitting in front of a green screen while a CGI meteor crash-lands outside his window
@@MandrakeHorse hed have to fix naked obs first
I like that of all the possible, endless nonsense he's said over the years, he thinks the "dirt" that would lose him his campaign would be clips of him talking about shitting himself and biting the dentist's hand.
Those were just examples, I doubt Jerma intentionally remembers the most embarrassing/craziest shit he’s ever said.
Also prob wouldnt be the smartest thing to repeat them all at once
i don't know about you but i wouldn't vote for someone who puked an entire sleeve of oreos on his mother's bed
@@died2pinwheel and diarrheas every morning
Not the fact hes like 4 billion in debt
Jerma is going to be the most complicated 80 year old
They won’t know if he gets dementia cause he will act the same
Imagine Jerma talking to his grandkids about his streaming career the same way old people today talk about the war
@@Eira_ I can see the future through your comment
It took me this long to realize that even without the clown impressions, Jerma is literally a modern day clown, more so than any other entertainer I know
If this man lived in any other century, he would've become an actual clown or a court jester
Is that like some kind of currency thing?
clowns arestill real
Jerma would make a great clown, he should take classes
Jeremy “Mr. Jeremy” Elbertson
Jeremy "the Jeremy" Jeremy
@@JARGUN145 Jeremy 'Jeremy "the Jeremy" Jeremy' Jeremy
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Jeremy the hot dog elbertson
That can’t be how it happend
The Irish slipping through with Mrs Brown, you love to see it
Mrs. Brown's boys hit so big in Australia. My nan watches it all the time, she couldn't believe it when I told her it was an irish bloke in a dressing gown the whole time
VANDALISM
@@Bulletinki vandalism? D:
Hey @RTGame, nice to see you here!
Hey RT
INSANE streamer BREAKS INTO middle school and does robin williams impression in AWFUL taste
Lmao
10:49 Jerma becomes the first human to survive being turned completely inside out and back again.
Very briefly, Jerma sheds his human skin and reveals his reptilian self.
what about that time Vinny said nice then started melting?
this is the funniest comment on the video
@@proffesionalweredog7426 he's still dead from that
The Joker/Riddler bit and Morning Announcements bit are strong contenders for the best bits of 2020
What Joker/Riddler bit?
I wasn't paying attention to the video I was busy shitting into my own mouth
@@SRowntree 5:00
@@SRowntree i think joker/ridler bit is when he just leaves clues from his criminal acts.
Just like how ridler did
@@SRowntree Spray painting "Where?" and then drawing a line to the broken art piece is what I think they are referring to haha
Alternate Title: Jerma goes insane over a p.a. system joke for more than half the video
I love this
*spray paint joke
Name something that you would not want to tear a wall down and see.
NEKK-
N-
NEKKID-
MAW
Name something -
NEW JERMA HIGHLIGHT VIDEO, LET’S GO BANANA BROS! POTASSIUM POWER!!! 🍌🍌🍌🍌
GET YOUR BANANA'S READY GUYS!!!
🍌 *Banana is at full mast* 🍌
🍌BANANAS ON THE READY 🍌
i peeled mine
Your profile pic matches the comment perfectly
Banana-obsessed man breaks into house, destroys priceless tapeworms
Jerma really roleplayed as The Riddler while hiding the dragon
riddler steals tapeworm
22:43 his ability the just slide into a joke is so perfect. for a moment I thought, despite knowing fully that it’s a joke, that jerma was being serious here
I can just imagine all of the students talking about him behind his back about how much “Mr. Jeremy” scares them
For anyone who's wondering here's the stream date : November 7 , 2020
Doesn't matter. Jerma is funny forever regardless of stream date
still no Darkwood stream vid tho : (
@@Hazelnutz3 i know it's just for people who want context
16:58 Rare footage of developpers preparing the levels of Stanley Parable
Tbh a 5 minute audio drama every morning would definitely have made me more invested in school.
jeremy attempts to confuse fake people for his own amusement: the stream
I imagine Jerma as a school announcement dude would just go something like, two teachers are having an actual massive argument in the middle of the hallway with students peaking out their classrooms to watch, and all of a sudden the announcement thing goes on and it’s just Jerma playing some intense fight music over the argument
imagining a whole school of kids in their morning classes just listening to this announcement with vacant stares watching the speaker as they think about the meat patty for lunch period.
"today's lunch will be, patty, cheese, and meat"
w-whats the patty made of if not meat??
patty
The patty is made of Patty. That simple
Patty retired. *not under Jerma985’s watch.*
@CookingWithJazz It's made of the previous lunch lady, Patty
Patty is soybean, it’s supposed to be a bacon cheeseburger but no burger
Why are Minnie Mouse and Darth Vader arguing about a paternity test.
She’s been having an affair with him behind Mickey’s back ever since Disney bought Lucasfilm.
@@curranmckenzie9574 a damn traitor..
@@curranmckenzie9574 Reminds me of a joke: Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey speaks to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..." Mickey replies, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's fucking Goofy!"
“I’m going to piss up into my face*
Is my favorite Jerma line, and really old OG’s would most likely instantly recognize it
This brings back memories that first hooked me into jerma
"PISS IT PISS ON ME PISS ON MY FACE SCHLOOP ahhhh im just gonna hold my breath in and like walk around you and humiliate you"
I'm SERIOUSLY gonna go intonthe bathroom and piss up into my face
And Boo is in the call!
@@mattt1155 hey, don’t, say... Swearrrrs
if jerma was a politician he would either be amazing or pure evil
dont for get the baloney factories
How about both
What a load of baloney
@@namepending5620 How Dare
@@steampunkgamer6997 i accept this
I love the visual of the grinch just smashing up someone’s house while the singer desperately tries to get him to stop.
Local streamer addresses meteor destroying everything around him, then proceeds to do morning announcements on the school's intercom.
underrated comment
Surprised Jerma didn't give himself PTSD with that Simpsons bit.
Your gay and you like murrsuiting? Woah
3:14
"This looks like a person"
*Proceeds to smash their head in*
jerma gives me the missing big brother i never had vibes it makes me feel so happy i love him in the most platonic way possible
It's just so nuts that I can watch a video where a good part of it is just him staring at the menu/starting screen, and I can laugh my ass off.
I never expected a “Mrs Brown’s Boys” clip in a jerma video
He loves the movie and on record says he goes to sleep with the movie playing infront of his bed and little nicky playing behind the bed.
oh no
@@Sandlerverse underrated comment
Dazza might be British
@@legefy it’s an Irish show
my high school principal used to come on the morning announcements and did the exact same shit jerma did when he was doing like the clown thing and i don't think anyone liked him
See when it's the principal it's fake but when it's Jerma he's just genuinely doing it for his own amusement
Jerma is the first person outside of TH-cam default recommendations to actually talk about "Mr Beast".
👳 uh this guy actual said it,nerd
Mr beast is like the most default youtuber possible
Mr Beast was my favorite X Man.
@@Etherman7+2
@@Etherman7 +2
I love how pretty much every game Jerma plays devolves into him fucking around, doing skits and voices
Okay why is the announcement bit the funniest thing jerma has ever done. I’m dead serious
just found out about jerma and i think i have laughed more than ever just this week. my depression is cured my problems are gone this man saved my life
22:35 So THAT’S the banana that jerma & ster were betting on all those years ago
I would have to wash my dishes AGAIN
6:10-9:23 That was the most chaotic improvised story I've ever heard.
“Hey woah woah, grinch you’re supposed to be stealing toys”
god i will dedicate my life to building a high school just to let jerma run the PA system
The PA bit sounds like something from a Saw movie that you'd find in the clearance bin of a pharmacy.
Jerma yelling in the morning intercom of my school would be fucking terrifying, his office would be just a hole in the wall with a fridge full of meat and a desk, the only things I would say while speaking to him is just "rat-" "glue-" "burger"
Aww, they actually left a easter egg just for him? That's so sweet... like banana
22:30 funniest jerma joke ive ever heard. I have dreams about this moment and wake up laughing
Local streamer TRANSFORMS into the Riddler. Leads local art collector on cryptic hunt for missing statue.
All i can think of now is Mr. Beast tearing down peoples homes and buying them homes they can't afford to keep.
local streamer draws lines to confuse fictional characters
My favorite memories from middle school were listening to Mr.Jeremy have a schizophrenic meltdown on the Intercoms every morning
i cant wait for my favorite streamer to do the morning announcements at my sons school
Jerma literally does the "I NEED SCISSORS, 61!" voice for half an hour stream
10:49 Vinny scream
Subnautica crash fish when you come within 10 miles of their caves: 10:51
was wondering when i was gonna see this comment. you've earned a like.
You know, after watching so many Jerma highlights and reading all the joke comments about how insane he is, this is the video that actually made me believe it. This man is actually crazy - and I love him for it
I was smiling so hard during the announcements bit my face hurts now
26:14
POV: You're santa trying to deliver the last christmas present
I was watching SuperDazza's vids before he recently got hired at 2ndJerma, so it is sometimes really confusing that a new vid dropped and I've pretty much seen it already. Glad to see it tho :D
The morning announcements is AMAZING
he got hired? wow!
I really want to see the Jerma political attack ads
They'd probably just televise existing Jerma memes. Why go to the effort of making your own attack ads when chat's already made an infinite supply?
My best friend used to do the school announcements like that. It was schoolwide hated
I love that Jerma gets so invested in the bit just for the most minor punchline
1:29 i love when he’s doing a bit and gets really into the foley work
5:00 Best spamton impression I've ever heard
just waiting for the day Jeremy stars on Whose Line Is It Anyway
That Mrs Browns Boys clip at the start is incredible.
We need a Jerma beatbox tutorial
6:35 It's like listening to a radio in early 20th century.
Man, that's a really deep cut with the banana! I can't believe that the Dev referenced the banana that Jerma and Ster were talking about in their classic video, "The Sound it Makes."
Professor Jerma develops foolproof plan for ensuring School completely destroyed within two weeks
This was a great edit Dazza, happy to see you doing stuff for the official channel!
2:25 foreshadowing to the archeology stream
please animate the intro, it's so accurate
1:38 - jerma attempting to complete his transformation into michael winslow
Ok but why does Professor Johnson sound *exactly* like Cad Bane, and why is nobody else mentioning it?
this man is a living soundboard and i entirely appreciate that
Spat my coffee out at "every time there's a new sub I peel a po- p-potato and say BANANA BROS"
Otto Voted for Kanye is official Lore
23:30 to 23:53 brings me nothing but pure joy
I can't believe Cad Bain had an affair with some teacher's wife. That's wild.
I like how instead of immediately going for the most destructive options Jerma had fun with spraypaint
i never realized the banana was a reference to jerma holy shit
Jerma beatbox always comes in clutch
6:57 mii voices in tomodachi life
Like 90% of jermas bits make me smile, laugh, snort or some form of haha. Something i cant say for any other streamers at all.
It's like 4 in the morning and I'm cry laughing at that bit with the morning announcements reality show were he distorts his voice. He really can make anything funny!
If I was tired and annoyed as hell at ass-o-clock in the morning and I heard jerma on the announcements that would put a huge grin on my face for a month
22:34 thats the moment where jermas heart broke
Unhinged streamer DESTROYS art, recreates adventure line from The Stanley Parable
Ah yes, my favorite streamer. Jeremy “The Banana” Elbertson.
all of jerma's best bits are just bob's burgers sketches
the morning announcements segment were a work of sheer brilliance
1/3 of the video isn't even about the game man, I could watch Jerma just talk to himself for hours on end and shit myself every time.
I get that the implication is that you're shitting yourself *laughing,* but man does it sound like Jerma gives an inexplicable case of explosive diarrhea.
people need to think more like jerma, if the announcements had a big story line with a new episode on the announcements once every week on a random day of the week, people would never want to be absent