The whole concept of this game is so bizarre and funny to me. It has a 50's aesthetic even though it takes place right after the end of the war, the one main font is (almost?) unreadable because they wanted to be "vintage", half of the characters look like WikiHow drawings are not historically accurate in any way, and while Switzerland did experience growth in the 50's after the war, there's no way they had it right off the bat when war ended lol. They actually had to end up paying around 250 million Swiss francs as a result of their suspicious neutrality during the war. The whole communication between all parties in hilarious too. Like they just know?? Sorry but couldn't stop thinking about these things while watching Mr. Greenz 2.0
If the time passed out quicker then it could have made some more sense, but that entire stream was from 1945 to 1947, and unless they use the "just after the war" plot point for the lost husband or whoever dissapeared, it will be all for nothing lol
You wouldn't guess it from a game about chocolate but it really is a "Constant Conflict" game. It opens up talking the generations of family squabbles, competition, that the company has withstood, then we get the line "For most people WWII is over. But not for me" 💀
@@BurstVesselsI was reading that dialogue about the missing husband and shit and all I could think was "Isn't this game supposed to be about chocolate?"
This is like something you'd hear in business class and the teacher would completely gloss over the fact that they were the heir of the CEO of a successful chocolate business who gave them hundreds of sacks of ingredients, a list of contacts who are professionals in the industry that are happy to work for free, and all the facilities and equipment set up ready to make crates of chocolate from the get-go The teacher, I mean.
they're making jerma do crimes against humanity for the silly chocolate game 😭 i don't know if it's funny or sad or a profound statement about the reality of the last several centuries of european history and culture being tied to all sorts of depraved stuff
I'm canadian so when he started doing that bit I initially thought that he was just absolutely butchering the star spangled banner because I don't know it well enough to be confident and it felt like the kind of thing jerma would manage to fuck up
The Stars and Stripes Forever is an American patriotic marching song composed in 1896. It was not, in fact, written for American Dad. They just used the first part of it for the theme because it's an upbeat march that has a connection to American patriotism and is in the public domain.
@@AlleeCatBlues also id argue it is the american dad theme. the march is usually played at a slower tempo than what the theme song is played at, and jerma played it at the faster tempo
Absurdly op gambling, weirdly complex plot that doesnt match the game at all, the actual main gameplay being an absurd contraption that would be better suited for a modern mobile game, this really is the perfect Jerma game
This kind of edit is exactly what Ive been dreaming someone would do, because so many edits cut out like 95% of the stream, but then the actual proper streams are way too long. This is the best of both worlds for sure :)
My mom played all the chocolatier games all the time when I was a kid, I recently got her the games again since she lost them when her old pc died. This was a total nostalgia trip.
Is the Victorian era one just as wild? Do they all have bonkers plots that have little to do with chocolate, actually? Do any of them have different mechanics? I have such pressing questions.
@@KA-vs7nl she probably named one after OP and it was like milk honey chocolate and it sold poorly because she forgot sugar but she didn't care and kept making it anyway
I wonder how much corn starch would have been used to make to turn melted chocolate and milk into a ganache? Sounds dangerous thinking about it. Augustus Gloop would have really had to eat his way out then.
@@FrostyFoxDrake tart of the moon sounds like some sort of Italian pasta dish that women would make when they hook up with men and it would be like lemon and basil with butter
@@lamb6276 decent idea but I was thinking it would be a promo item for people who pre-order Chocolatier: 2046 and it would be a reskin based on what the main villain of that game uses
Hahahahhaha I love making fun of celebrities because they will never read it and no one is hurt (I'm not being sarcastic BTW because reading it back it's hard to understand if I was)
FINALLY THANK GOD!! I've been hoping you specifically would do a Choclatier comp ever since I found your Jerma stream edits. I still often go back to the Casino and Pizza Italiano ones. Thank you Skye! You rule!
seriously thank you so much for editing older jerma streams, they are an absolute delight to watch. please keep going, you have a dedicated audience who loves your style of edits!! :)
Mr Green is my favorite Jerma character. It's just the right amount of unhinged, and involves Jerma's gambling interest which I always like watching even though gambling does nothing for me personally.
It is actually extremely accurrate down to the fact that Silly Zonka Wonka was a famous and beloved chocolatier whose legacy got tarnished when he ended up in the Neurenberg trial 😢
I think one day, i'm gonna skip meds, and make the cayenne coffee. Mix it in the honey while heating it on low to really get that color and spice dispersing. Will update once my allergies pass and see if I can find a nice dark roast with cacao in it.
1:28:18 this dude is like "can I have 2 WHOLE CRATES of chocolate if I tell you about new ingredients?" and when jerma says yes he's like "yeah the lady over there is selling raspberries. Can you get me those crates now?"
@@user-ep1hp7vj6p why don't you go buy a bag of limes and squeeze a quartered lime segment into a glass of water to make your day a little more special? Bet you didn't think of that huh?
@@jeremytitus9519 I forgot to respond yesterday so thank you for that but it went pretty well! ^^ (Also I think I slept before 1:30 so I might be able to get my sleep schedule track)
@@PointsofData I'm very aware that the character of Mr Green originated from Vegas Stakes. I'm referring to the fact that at the end of the stream(s?) of this game we get a sort of backstory to Mr Green being green because he bought tons of limes and got stuck in Vegas or something. I forget the exact lore of it.
The whole concept of this game is so bizarre and funny to me. It has a 50's aesthetic even though it takes place right after the end of the war, the one main font is (almost?) unreadable because they wanted to be "vintage", half of the characters look like WikiHow drawings are not historically accurate in any way, and while Switzerland did experience growth in the 50's after the war, there's no way they had it right off the bat when war ended lol. They actually had to end up paying around 250 million Swiss francs as a result of their suspicious neutrality during the war. The whole communication between all parties in hilarious too. Like they just know?? Sorry but couldn't stop thinking about these things while watching Mr. Greenz 2.0
Thank you for this history lesson on the absurdity of this game.
Genuinely. It adds another layer to the experience for me.
If the time passed out quicker then it could have made some more sense, but that entire stream was from 1945 to 1947, and unless they use the "just after the war" plot point for the lost husband or whoever dissapeared, it will be all for nothing lol
if this normal ass font is unreadable you should probably make an eye doctor appointment
You wouldn't guess it from a game about chocolate but it really is a "Constant Conflict" game. It opens up talking the generations of family squabbles, competition, that the company has withstood, then we get the line "For most people WWII is over. But not for me" 💀
@@BurstVesselsI was reading that dialogue about the missing husband and shit and all I could think was "Isn't this game supposed to be about chocolate?"
Don't ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or Silly Zonka Wonka what he did in Poland between 1939 and 1944.
funniest shit I've read all day
@@duncangreywater lol omg I'm dying LOOOOOL
Extreme chocolate waterboarding of a POW
he was selling them the meth chocolate
I don’t know why they included a casino in this chocolate making game but thank god they did
It’s like it was a game *designed* for Mr. Green.
And the guy that cuts a deal to get you in the casino looks just like Jerma. Coincidence? I think not.
Timestamp?
@@Thundershrooms1:37:29
@@OrdinaryPenguin4499thankya kindly
I love the subplot of jerma's gambling addiction causing him to consistently neglect to pay back the coffee to the lady who did him a huge favour
Have you not been to Cuba? Have you not met Cheena Famosa? Have you not made me my Cafe con Leche?
@@pinkprideparade Oh my god I've been searching the video for ages trying to find that exact quote thank you
Jerma: too cheap to buy more than 50 of an ingredient he needs
Also Jerma: Spends 80k on beans he will use once
Limes
He built the chocolate industry from the ground up, just so he could watch it burn.
Children, I hope you’re all taking notes.
Jermology class in 2100
"It's not about the money. It's about sending a message. Everything burns."
This is like something you'd hear in business class and the teacher would completely gloss over the fact that they were the heir of the CEO of a successful chocolate business who gave them hundreds of sacks of ingredients, a list of contacts who are professionals in the industry that are happy to work for free, and all the facilities and equipment set up ready to make crates of chocolate from the get-go
The teacher, I mean.
@@JacobKinsley “My father gave me a small lone of one million Oompa Loompas.”
Having apartheid South Africa as a location in your chocolate game is wild lmao
they're making jerma do crimes against humanity for the silly chocolate game 😭 i don't know if it's funny or sad or a profound statement about the reality of the last several centuries of european history and culture being tied to all sorts of depraved stuff
@@KitKat_293nah white people just did apartheid thats all it is
@@KitKat_293 ?
This is pre-apartheid south africa
300th like
In these kind of games, it's good to name your character "You bastard" for the NPC interactions.
kinda like how grayfruit named his peggle save file "dickhead"
13:22 kills me because i think he just really wanted to do his little beatbox version of the stars and stripes forever
i like that jerma had to think of an american song when he saw july 4th and the first thing he thought of was the american dad theme
I'm canadian so when he started doing that bit I initially thought that he was just absolutely butchering the star spangled banner because I don't know it well enough to be confident and it felt like the kind of thing jerma would manage to fuck up
@@hauntedsunsets LMAO
The Stars and Stripes Forever is an American patriotic marching song composed in 1896. It was not, in fact, written for American Dad. They just used the first part of it for the theme because it's an upbeat march that has a connection to American patriotism and is in the public domain.
@@AlleeCatBlues i know the american dad theme when i hear it.
@@AlleeCatBlues also id argue it is the american dad theme. the march is usually played at a slower tempo than what the theme song is played at, and jerma played it at the faster tempo
i love the simple pleasures in life, like watching jerma immediately go full-on mr. green the moment a game even remotely involves money
Or gambling
Absurdly op gambling, weirdly complex plot that doesnt match the game at all, the actual main gameplay being an absurd contraption that would be better suited for a modern mobile game, this really is the perfect Jerma game
This is just how jerma imagines the world works
I love dogshit games
This kind of edit is exactly what Ive been dreaming someone would do, because so many edits cut out like 95% of the stream, but then the actual proper streams are way too long. This is the best of both worlds for sure :)
im high as fuck but i know emcompolate isn’t a word
i think he was trying to say encompassed 😭
im sober as shit but i don't know if encompolate is a word
What do you mean? It's a perfectly cromulent word.
I really just glossed over the fact I already commented huh
@@JacobKinsley happens to the best of us
this is one of the first jerma steams i ever watched, and i went insane when he bought the limes at the end, it was like a movie
My mom played all the chocolatier games all the time when I was a kid, I recently got her the games again since she lost them when her old pc died. This was a total nostalgia trip.
Is the Victorian era one just as wild? Do they all have bonkers plots that have little to do with chocolate, actually? Do any of them have different mechanics? I have such pressing questions.
What did she name her chocolates?
cute
THERE'S MORE?!? I'm intrigued what lore led up to this point
@@KA-vs7nl she probably named one after OP and it was like milk honey chocolate and it sold poorly because she forgot sugar but she didn't care and kept making it anyway
His inability to process basic and very clear information is so fucking funny
He goes from having an insane excess of ingredients to then not using any of the ones he had hundreds excess of. Classic.
"We're not in America. We're in, like.... we're not in America."
Most geographically skilled American
He's the number one Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego fan. Not the show, just the theme song.
It was so weird how they used brown water instead of some corn starch fluid for the Wonka Chocolate
I just imagine it as YooHoo
It was fine when I watched it as a kid, now it just looks like poop water.
If it’s good enough for Austin Powers it’s good enough for you
@@konjackonjac5201poop wine
I wonder how much corn starch would have been used to make to turn melted chocolate and milk into a ganache?
Sounds dangerous thinking about it. Augustus Gloop would have really had to eat his way out then.
Velvety dark chocllate emcompolates a smooth creamy le
Tart of The Moon
What you see when your coworker is writing on the onenote
@@FrostyFoxDrake tart of the moon sounds like some sort of Italian pasta dish that women would make when they hook up with men and it would be like lemon and basil with butter
@@JacobKinsleysounds more like fart perchance
So fancy he invented a new word to describe it.
The cuban clock cleaner sounds like a tf2 weapon
It would be a revolver for spy
@@JacobKinsley It does more damage if the target has their melee out but makes you take more damage from melee weapons did I cook
@@lamb6276 decent idea but I was thinking it would be a promo item for people who pre-order Chocolatier: 2046 and it would be a reskin based on what the main villain of that game uses
@@lamb6276yeah (I don't play TF2)
@@lamb6276 Yes
I laugh everytime he says Silly Zonka Wonka, it just sounds so dumb
I know his chocolatier playthrough by heart, but it's been a while since I've rewatched it.
Thank you
sick ass profile pic :)
it's undoubtedly the best playthrough hes ever done
@@1-1-5-2 I made it myself based on the Skeleton sprite from Inscryption, thank you!
@@1-1-5-2 I thanked you like 10 days ago, but my comment was deleted or didnt post right back then. Anyways ,thanks again :D
i love how he was talking about the concept of muting a microphone like it’s a newly discovered feature
31:59 I like how he doesn’t have a grasp on what a propeller is
notice how he gets all excited when he sees the casino in havana this guy is a fucking gambling addict
"I still count on my fingers" first grader iq andy
As a chocolatier who just got off work I cannot thank you enough. Happens to be my all time favorite stream! Love you so much Skye❤
Is firing the ingredients cannon fun?
How many limes do you guys have?
what country did you go to!
Is the chocolate river communal or by appointment?
Have you not been to Cuba? Have you not met Cheena Famosa? Have you not made me my Café con Leche?
17:49 He literally invented NPC livestreams, what a chad
lmao almond so good
@@MajkaSrajkai like them too
N O S N O W B A L L
27:38 Big fan of the way Jerma perfectly described that Kylo Ren scene without meaning to do it
The way he explained a propeller hurt my brain
"whirly thing on top of that hat"
Jerma is so small and lightweight he can use it to fly around
skye saves the day again. thank you for editing one of his best streams imo. :)
Seconded. Skye4 and Cheltie are true heroes.
him saying war war two has me crying
This is on my top ten list of all-time favorite Jerma streams. It's fun when Jerma enjoys the game. I think it makes the video more fun to watch.
ugh one of his best streams to rewatch
Good of Rami Malek to appear in the thumbnail for this edit
Hahahahhaha I love making fun of celebrities because they will never read it and no one is hurt
(I'm not being sarcastic BTW because reading it back it's hard to understand if I was)
This game taking a lot of liberties with how you get these resources lol. Surprised there isn't an option to forcefully take the cacao at gunpoint
'what a beautiful day!'
'watch it! Don't think I'm onto you. Just for that I'm increasing the price of everything in my store by 20%, only for you!'
23:59 uhhh, what's so expensive???
Peanits
@@hecticscone why, my peanus weanus of course :)
Thank you for all the hard work with these edits, it's a real treat to watch old jerma streams and relive all those good moments.
we finally figured out who played the unknown. it was him
Jesus Christ it's been 5 months+ since that happened
FINALLY THANK GOD!! I've been hoping you specifically would do a Choclatier comp ever since I found your Jerma stream edits. I still often go back to the Casino and Pizza Italiano ones. Thank you Skye! You rule!
One of the absolute best streams tysm Skye you’re the goat
Such a fun stream. Thank you Skye! You really do make the best edits. Your videos are 95% of how I watch Jerma.
seriously thank you so much for editing older jerma streams, they are an absolute delight to watch. please keep going, you have a dedicated audience who loves your style of edits!! :)
I've been wanting a good long edit of this stream for soo long. almost like a late Christmas gift, skye always delivers.
omg ive wanted a long chocolatier edit for a while now lets goooooooo! ty skye!!
This stream was so underrated,glad to see an edit
I actually forgot that "Silly" was a part of his name, so I thought every NPC was very demeaning to him for no reason at all.
The return of Mr GREEN was great to see
Mr Green is my favorite Jerma character. It's just the right amount of unhinged, and involves Jerma's gambling interest which I always like watching even though gambling does nothing for me personally.
This was one of my favorite streams to watch highlights from. The fact you're long editing it will be fucking awesome. Thanks!
Love that Ahti the jannitor was there to teach us the basics of chocolate making.
Jerma freaking out and dropping everything to yell at the reckless drivers is ultimate ADHD andy
28:40 invention of acapella-chiptune
Absolute my favorite stream of his. Can't wait for the second part
Oh my gosh, thank you so much for making this edit; I’m ecstatic, dawg
For some inexplicable reason that I truly cannot explain, this is top 3 jerma streams/games of all time for me
I am thoroughly unconvinced this is an accurate depiction of post ww2 Germany
that’s bc it takes place in Switzerland :)
Nuh uh it is
It is actually extremely accurrate down to the fact that Silly Zonka Wonka was a famous and beloved chocolatier whose legacy got tarnished when he ended up in the Neurenberg trial 😢
It's definitely not
@@koelkastridder3388 I will not have you sully the good name of Obersturmbannführer Zonka Wonka. He was just following orders!
I love this stream so much, thanks for the edit Skye :)
Skye4 Upload *wiggles my toes*
*wiggles each toe individually like ponyo*
This was a lot of fun thank you for your service
I think one day, i'm gonna skip meds, and make the cayenne coffee. Mix it in the honey while heating it on low to really get that color and spice dispersing. Will update once my allergies pass and see if I can find a nice dark roast with cacao in it.
You'll skip meds then suddenly wonder why you ever found jerma funny
Also how was it?
Rip
loved this stream thank you for the edit
1:28:18 this dude is like "can I have 2 WHOLE CRATES of chocolate if I tell you about new ingredients?" and when jerma says yes he's like "yeah the lady over there is selling raspberries. Can you get me those crates now?"
@JacobKinsley why are you replied to everybody, and why did you come back to comment again?
@@user-ep1hp7vj6p why don't you mind your own business
@@user-ep1hp7vj6p why don't you go buy a bag of limes and squeeze a quartered lime segment into a glass of water to make your day a little more special? Bet you didn't think of that huh?
I really love your long edits. They're amazing at including jerma and the game progression
23:59 haha zenis
1:40:35 haha amogus
every time he says we’re gonna relax a little bit he fully lies
Watching silly zonka wonka manifest was like watching Spider-Man design his suit
13:26 WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING 💀 WHY DID HE START DOING THAT
oh i was sooooo excited to see this in my feed I love what I’ve seen of this stream ty for the edit 🫡
YES!! I used to watch the chocolatier vod to go to sleep every night for a couple weeks
I did that when I moved somewhere different for a bit and had trouble going to sleep normally, it really helps doesn't it?
Thank you for the edit, got my first exam tomorrow and I haven't been able to fall asleep before 3 am
Good luck my dude. May the eepy be with you.
How’d it go, homie?
@@jeremytitus9519 I forgot to respond yesterday so thank you for that but it went pretty well! ^^ (Also I think I slept before 1:30 so I might be able to get my sleep schedule track)
@@_nbcake Good luck!
Did you pass
Jerma accidentally using the recycler is funnier than not knowing it's there
Thank you for doing a long edit of his play through of this game. I loved these streams so much so thank you much
I need part 2 so bad
jerma absolutely would announce if he farted on stream. he told a story about getting too high and shitting himself
The cashier at McDonald's: hi! What can I-
Jerma: one time I shit in the bed and hid it in the bottom of my wardrobe
After the willy wonka experience thingy in Glasgow, this video is 1000% funnier.
thank you so much for this edit!!!!!
Oh nice I've been looking forward to this! Thank you so much Skye!! 💜
My favorite stream of all time by the best editor. Exciting.
NPC " You know that your ingredients expire, right?"
Jerma: "👁️👄👁️ they what"
1:30:44
Thank you Skye4 for the long edit of chocolatier played by Jerma985!!! youre epic as heck!!!
really craving a tart o the moon rn
Lol I’m halfway through watching the vod as you uploaded this.
This will be the ~third time I’ve enjoyed this stream, truly one of his best. Thanks Skye we love u!
i want Jerma to put his hand on my back and call me his "good son" and i want skye to call me a tall boy
Jerma wanted it too, but his legal team _strongly_ advised him against creating another “Stayner situation”, whatever that is.
@@jeremytitus9519…can you check back with the legal team and ask them what they meant by that?
@@NighttimeJuneau
I don't think the legal team advises themselves on further comment
@@NighttimeJuneau most of the people involved in that case mysteriously disappeared, so good luck finding anyone.
I want jerma to slap me and spin me round before he grabs me by my legs and slams me down on the ground before my soul leaves my body
You got your casino in my chocolate YOU got YOUR chocolate in MY casino!
some of my favorite streams!! awesome to see this edit. thanks as always, skye!
Just incredible how he forgets the name every time even as he reads it
dont like how he admitted the fart thing bc it pops into my mind sometimes at the worst times
We all have small nonsensical like that pop in our heads you get numb to it eventually
i love that the very first thing he notices as soon he starts the game is, of course, a car
Its crazy how good this game is lmao
YES. I'VE BEEN WANTING THIS FOR SO LONG! THE ORIGIN STORY FOR MR GREEN!
(Ackshully the origin story is Vegas Stakes, if you haven't seen that one)
@@PointsofData I'm very aware that the character of Mr Green originated from Vegas Stakes. I'm referring to the fact that at the end of the stream(s?) of this game we get a sort of backstory to Mr Green being green because he bought tons of limes and got stuck in Vegas or something. I forget the exact lore of it.
The way Jerma explained how 1940s air travel technology was only limited to propellor planes at 32:02 broke me
I'm zumming
I actually played this game as a child on my potato laptop off Wild Tangent games launcher. Seeing Jerma play it is a visceral experience.
one of my favourite forgotten game series I played as a kid and truly one of my favourite stream series now. thank you Mr. Zonka Wonka
Dude I would love another edit of the second stream he did for this game
Jerma trying to say _propeller_ : the same technology they have on top of the whirly hat
1:27:49 he just casually accepts the deal and doesn’t think for a second that he will make a net loss of around $4k on the coffee alone
To be fair, you'd need to accept it for 100% completion anyway
You're the only person in this comments section that would make a profit buying and selling stocks in the short term