Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episodes 1-3 - Team Four Star (TFS)
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Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 06 is coming later this month, we wanted to give you all a quick refresher course on the series! Enjoy the first three episodes of TeamFourStar's vampiric dark comedy parody!
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Episode 1: "Psych, Hitler!"
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Episode 2: Bullets From Your Valentine
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Episode 3: TheCrimsonFuckr
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When my friend and I watched the actual Hellsing Ultimate, we lost our minds when we found out that Alucard _actually_ calls Seras "Police Girl", and that wasn't just a joke for the abridged version.
Alucard is Dracula Spelt backwRds
@@rudy4489 no shit sherlock
@@rudy4489 What does that have to do with my comment…?
Stop being serious
@@rudy4489 what was the point of your comments?
“Where from?”
“Texas”
One of my favorite scenes.
Yup, we're pretty well like that.
Looks like we need more prayer in the schools 🤣
As a Texas I approve
@@driftkinggames4694 I definitely don't want to mess with you, then.
What part of Texas, Waco?
Sometimes when my wife and I are bickering, I'll yell "BITCH I EAT PEOPLE" which stops everything and we both have a laughing fit
Relationship goals.
I'm glad I'm not the only one to use this. 😂
You just gave me a reason to get married.
“Hey Dandy-Dick! Ya missed! Whoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoop!”
Always makes me laugh. Every. Time.
Had me dying first time I watched, Was not expecting it lol
Zoidberg!!! 🦀
There's something unreasonably funny about a centuries old vampire saying "ok mom" ironically to a human.
Far more than a century
He is over 500 years old
@@nathanmigneault8542 Yes, that's what "centuries", plural, entails.
@@TheAkrillion i read too quickly too see the plurial sry
Alucard is English so I think it was Ma'am instead of Mom
highlight for me:
"they say having a TV makes you violent"
"I say not having a TV is making me pretty violent"
That line only reminds me of my sis when the power goes out
@@M0ri_06 Truth
Pretty fuckin violent**
Alucard speaks the truth. Preach my crimson fucker brothuh!
Ngl thats edgy as fuck
“Give me a hug”thats fucking scarier than “FIGHT ME”
I mean, a hug sounds innocent enou-
*chainsaw noises*
OH GOD IT BURNS, *IT BUUUUURNSS!*
"But I....You...! *What the fuck*!?"
Idk why but one of the funniest things is the fact that Alucards telepathy gets muffled when held to Police Girl's chest
I read your comment right as the exact scene played 🤣
It's quite the chest
@@deckertristan1533 WE SAW IT AT THE SAME TIME THAN BUT LIKE 6 MONTHS APART
“Gentlemen, we, are nazis!”
Gets better with every watch
“Sir, our men are dying!”
“Who cares, they’re Nazis!”
Its the f*ckin-
🎵NAZiS🎵
Oh who are we offending, the NAZIS
"ATCHU"
@@antekknapek4635
Gasundheit! Gasundheit!
"Jokes on you I'm getting double immortality" dies first
I laugh every time
Pip: Hold that thought.
I guess two rights make a wrong?
Jokes on you, I got 3,000,000 immortality
Shoulda gotten triple
“I was minding my own business.”
“BULLSHIT!”
“I WAAAAASSSUHHH!”
Are you saying you would've believed him? 🤣
@@LunaMane I don’t know he sounds pretty believable😂
“I know if you look deep into your heart, which is currently all over that tree.” I could help but laugh😂
Well he's not wrong
"oh fuck thats an anti-tank rifle"
...
" *OH FUCK THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!* "
*BITCHES LOVE CANNONS*
Can you add a Time stamp
Ask and you shall recieve Yawn.
@@keenmushroom8433 20:00
@@connormacgregor9460 tnx
This went from "wtf am I watching?!?!?" to "why tf wasn't I watching this before!?!?!"
Congratulations and be glad you didn't find it 6 years ago waiting the year for the next episode :P
The next step is “why the fuck aren’t any of my friends watching this??” That’s where I’m at right now, and have been for the past six months.
Congratulations. It won’t be long until you can word for word recited every episode. About 6 times rewatching
Jesus wants a hug!
@@sniptaclar5568 Truer words have not been spoken
"release restraint level one."
"level what?!"
that shit killed me 😂 ( 24:02 )
Kaioken!
Kaio what?
Same energy 😂😂😂😂😂
@@thephyca2 damnit I was gonna say that
@@dutchvanderlinde7348 alucard:BITCH I EAT PEOPLE
Cell: Because bitch I drink people
Also same energy
@@thephyca2*Proceeds to get the shit beat out of them*
it sure killed luke.
"Second verse, same as the first, now put me on a plane so I can put 'em in a hearse."
I love this line so much.
a rapping Catholic
@@ISOCATO better then that one priest that gave his surmon and urban kick
Alucard: That was a 70 inch...plasma screen tv *inhales*
Me: I'm scared
Slick Walt we all are terrified
With Netflix
...with Netflix
@@eroalduin7305 at this moment the blonde haired demigod bitch knew.....he fucked up
Tbh, if someone destroyed my television, I think I'd be a bit pissed off too.
I love how after Alucards “walk” in Brazil Integra immediately went to his twitter like she knew he’d tweet about it
Hes nothing if not predictable.
Do you know the song that played during the "walk"?
@@thedootslayer3339 I think it was Alucards' theme from the actual show.
@@thedootslayer3339 "Left foot trapped in a sensual seduction" not even kidding
@@lavans5721 my mind is struggling to picture that.
"By carrier pigeon, no less. They just....fly right into the Vatican!"
Alucard is such a savage.
It was also funny how Alucard said him sending those letters to induce fear was like basting a turkey which he will proceed to have sex with. That's right. He's going to F*CK the fear turkey.
“Excuse me, but I’m a fuck-mothering vampire”
Gets me every goddamn time
"Suddenly it reeks of hypocrisy, oh if it isn't the catholic church" easily one of the funniest jokes
Lol yeah
The one with little jimmy is nice too
I just read that as he was saying the line, suddenly i think that alucard would be a great audio book narrator
I'm the 666th.
@UhAhMan tomato tomatoe
"You know they say tv makes you violent but I'd say not having my TV is making me pretty fucking violent"
Luke: I'm near the stairs! Gotta get to the stairs! If I can get up the stairs, I-
*sees too many stairs*
AWWWWWWWWW F***!
I didn't think this was a quote at first
I didn't think this was a quote at first
I didn't think this was a quote at first
I didn't think this was a quote at first
Out of all the lines,my favourite is probably alucard just saying "neat" when seras is about to be killed
It's 2024 and I still quote "fuck you, that's how"
Lmao I heard my coworker quoting it the other day and instantly knew what he was referencing
Considering the Queen's relationship with Alucard she'd probably approve any budget with claims labeled Alucard
Little do they know
There where probably a lot more but she had to leave a few
thats why the Committee stepped in and stopped her :P
@@Y0G0FU and then immediately allowed it once they found out what alucard's alternate method of having fun was
Yeah.
He was the girlfriend of the queen.
Man has some history to him kek
I like that Alucard and Integra fight like an old married couple.
F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-FORSHADOWING
@@morenothetacobro1731 wdym foreshadowing? It's literally everywhere
I mean, a blood oath is kind of like a marriage, no?
@@jamesproctor4568 You telling me that not the normal way to get married?
What if they're secretly a couple?
Like, Alucard is the childish one in the relationship and Integra is the mature one putting up with his bullshit
Lol
“They say tv makes people violent, BUT NOT HAVING MY TV IS MAKING ME PRETTY FUCKING VIOLENT” 😂😂😂😂
"Well I was just chillaxing in my room like a baller, and all of a sudden these schmucks kicked in my door!
One of them yelled out: 'Get on your knees,' and I responded with 'I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT'
And they took exception to that."
Also,
"Hey guys how's your health plan?
APPARENTLY IT'S GREAT"
The writing on this show was so damn good LOL
And don’t forget alucard going “om nom nom nom” 😂
"I'll do as a butler does...clean up" this should have been a line in the actual show
I think in the TV version.... Which was weird... He did... "I'll do what a butler does... Take out the trash."
I have a feeling Sebastian wrote that line. Can't convince me otherwise
@@KougajiCalling yup
I mean tbh the lines in the abridged version are just straight up better.
@@leeworley6727 yes but then the fact that the real version doesnt have as many good lines makes the ones that are extra savage
This abridged series is simply how Alucard sees things.
This is funny
And the guy who plays as Alucard is f****** amazing best part is he places cell in the Abridged Dragon Ball series so now I can imagine cell as Alucard
True
@@cuty-tude3665 they have pretty much the same personality which is absolutely hilarious because they’re practically synonymous at this point
Thats the best description
i'm watching the actual series after having only watched this and the biggest surprise was how much they *didn't* change Jan.
Can we just appreciate the monologue at 24:44 ?? Delivered so well, I couldn't believe it was a parody
"He then proceeded to tilt every painting he passed on the way here"
*giggles maniacally
Underrated line if you ask me
Also when Anderson says "You don't have to follow orders when your leader's acting like a daft cunt. Also, Maxwell's dead, so..."
Yeah, I was laughing a lot from this.
27:39
I can’t stop rewatching it
Favorite bit in the whole abridged series, with Jolly Wolly a close second. It's the laugh, gets me every time.
the fact that Alucard killed Edward and Bella is cannon in my book
*canon. That said, bitches love cannons.
@@michaelgarrett45 nice
Behold the true end of the twilight saga.
ED........WARD
It was a great crossover.
28:44 "YOU GOT ME A PRESENT?!"
Underrated delivery in my opinion
"That was a 70 inch... plasma screen TV..."
_"Tssss..."_
"So ! How can I help you ?"
"Hey guys, how's your health plan?"
*Soldiers start panicking and firing*
"APPARENTLYIT'SGREAT!"
That line is so underrated.
Agreed.
this whole series is underrated
I love so much.
How about the fact that that fight scene opens up WITH THE HELLSING OG THEME SONG. THAT SHIT HIT ME HARD.
plus the use of Alucard's Theme Song. So good
"...And Alucard is being-"
"Alucard ?"
"A total ass , yes."
Doesn't get old.
Alucard" YOUR A TOTAL ASS...AND THAT PLACE IS A HOLE"!
You are right
Hey shizu chan you doing service to the great one
@@mass_for_dead for the Sorcerer King
@@afinoxi yes
Seras: *Impaled in the neck* "Master-"
Also Seras when she sees Alucard get decapitated: "Master..."
I love how in both this and the actual show, she says "Master" every 5 seconds-
I have to say that I've heard since the beginning that the main series is Seras's perspective and abridged is Alucard's but going through the series actively thinking of them as "how [insert character] tells the story" makes scenes like "we shall plan around the plan they're planning around our plan" so much fucking funnier.
Seras Victoria recounting the Major: *a mysterious and creepy man as genius as he is insane.*
Alucard recounting the Major: *a total goofball idiot surrounded by yes men.*
This proves to me that Hellsing would’ve worked extremely well as a dark comedy had Kouta Hirano ever decided that was the direction he wanted to go.
Hellsing had so much potential for so many Genres like the plot and characters are really well made
@@hunterofdarkness8329 I wish it was more famous.
@@serasvictoria9666
Or had a second season, the ending was perfect like the plot is just building up
@@hunterofdarkness8329 yeah
It had some pretty funny parts
Integra: All of the sexual harassment
Alucard: I'm not apologizing
Integra seems to have been worse, somehow
Integra: Good. Neither am I.
@@connorharris1806 RIGHT?
Alucard isn't apologiving for reporting Integra
@@jeremiahorton3753 underrated comment
The implication of Alucard being responsible for the entirety of High school of the Dead is hilarious to me
I love the fact that the guards were… guarding… the basement. Because it’s unlikely they would have reached that position during the siege, which means they were already there. And since there was no intel on an attack that night…
Integra stationed them there JUST to keep Alucard in.
It did work, to be fair.
If y’all are wondering why they played “Shot Through The Heart” when her heart was on the opposite side of her body, it’s because in England they have their hearts on the right side of their body; just like they drive on the left side of the road
Not true but i like that reasoning better
you shouldn't post jokes, someone is going to believe it XD
Lol
This is hilarious! XD!
True? I dont know Ive never seen an Englander
I can confirm, after seeing the actual un-abridged anime, Yon Valentine is pretty much the same in both versions personality-wise.
That's the best part LMAO
Yes yes he is 😊
You really didnt lie
That puts a smile on my face.
Even his brother lol
I finally understood the opening scene with Edward and Bella being a Twilight reference to how they ruined Vampires
I was reading through TVTropes and was like "Edward Cullen? But he never shows up, Alucard only says 'a real fucking vampire' after killing that one guy who... whose name was Edward..."
Y'see the thing is I never read Twilight so I didn't recognize the name Bella, and Edward is a common enough first name.
@@niserresin2006 It's actually the entire joke, Edward and Bella, coincidentally vampires, who can't do anything a vampire actually can.
My favorite quote, "Shame for you, you activated my alu-card."
"I killed a bunch of guards guarding a secret passageway."
They were not guarding the passageway. They were there to let Integra know if HE left its premises.
DarkRoe The Nin-Bot or bait
Same outcome, his perspective, their reality.
If anything, they weren't defending alucard from an attack from the outside, they were defending the outside from him.
More like they were there to TRY to keep Alucard in. Not keep the blondie out.
One of those “I’m not trapped in here with you, you’re trapped in here with me” kind of situations.
@@jakedakin1 yes
"You activated my Alu-Card"
This aint even a rap why yall got so many bars
Arm bars for days
@@goh8899 arm bars for days?
So you activated my trapcard ,bitches love cannons , and 2000 direkt damage to your face
The abridged is so good, I'll be telling my kids this is the original version.
10:13 “You done goofed” funniest shot I ever heard
I love the way the major says "we are nazis." It's like he just realized it himself and finds it unbelievably funny.
I know, right? And to be honest, the delivery on the line really sells it, it just kills me! XD
most times I just watch it up to that point.
His whole character is basically contradictory Nihilism given form. It's amazing. It's almost like he's self aware and just embracing the ridiculousness of what he is
the fact hes standing in a room full of nazis with a giant swastika painted on the ground, and he suddenly exclaims in excitement that he realized theyre all nazis lmao
u- und ve- are nazis!
“Be a sport and grab daddy another beer, would you?”
*The fact that he continued the alcoholic father joke even after a gun was pulled on him is just badass* 💀🔥🤌🏾
Well it's not like the gun is gonna do anything more than sting a little.
Alucard is always dedicated to every bit he has every spoken.
Well that's what I would do if I had as much power as Alucard
Oh no it hurt, it's just that you know, I'M A FUCK-MOTHERING VAMPIRE!! This shit heals before it gets irritating
Its alucard of course he's a bad ass
Love the shade thrown at Twilight🤣 this is indeed a real f****** vampire
19:01 "And Alucard is being..
- Alucard.
- A total ass, yes" 😂😂😂
Police Girl: Chokes on blood after getting 20 blades in the back.
Alucard: “Yeah yeah, give me a minute.”
It wasn't like she was dying right away.
Right? I swear she gets dramatic over the smallest of things
@@thecrimsonfucker2767 saammee
@@thecrimsonfucker2767 yeah, so dramatic. Usually i feel pain with like 40 of them.
@@sushitime5052 you feel em? I have to ask is it in yet
“He Then Proceeded To Tilt Every Painting On The Way Here” that is world class assholism 😂
I'd be wondering if he did it while walking through the walls, though.
@@cecilrichardson2494 i knoww right😂😂
I thought that was implied
And of course he needs a evil laugh after doing the most evilest thing done by man kind
He’s asserting his dominance 😂
Years later and I am listening to this on headphones. Kaiser's editing is so next level that each time a door opens I look over my shoulder to see if someone is entering my house. He sound engineered this perfectly. Really immersive experience.
"Hey guys, how's the health plan?"
*everyone starts shooting*
"APPARENTLY IT'S GREAT!"
I just love how Alucard and Alexander are basically best friends if they’d ever stop fighting.
I hope you watch to the end of the series
Best abridged characters I've ever seen
Considering Alucard's favorite cereal is Count Chocula and Alexander's favorite cereal is Frankenberry says it even more. Rather appropriate as the first cereal's mascot is a vampire, perfect for Alucard. And Frankenberry perfect for Alexander since he and Frankenstein's monster have a lot in common.
So basically just best friends?
@@greganderson6371 quote from the end “you stole my heart.”
The moment when you realize that "planning around the plan that they will plan around our plan" was, in fact, a legit plan
yes.
millenium knew that alucard would think their plan was to cause him to release restraint level 0 and stay without backup lives, and that alucard would think he would outsmart them by absorving all the dead people of england. they builded on that, so they created shrodinger to trap him in with 3.7M+ souls.
quite a brilliant plan may i say.
@@ofekk213 and it only worked for 30 years. Honestly impressive
@@xavierchristiantorres7847 TBF, it is the longest time he's ever stayed truly dead. And in this versions case, quiet.
To be fair, the Brits did that to the Nazis in WW2. Made some false plans, leaked them to the Germans, then made a plan around the plan the Germans were making. It's how D-Day ended up working.
@@lachlanmckinnie1406 they took a page from the book of btitish dam they could probably actually win a world war now😂
The voice acting, and script are better than most actual tv show.... I'm not kidding.
2023 and this has aged like fine wine
milk
@@Riley-uy5pe then thats some pretty good cheese to go with the wine.
2024 yup😂
Damn those opening lines cracked me up : "HEY KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY" "HEY GUYS HOW IS YOUR HEALTH PLAN ?" "YOU ACTIVATED MY ALU-CARD"
"APPARENTLY, IT'S GREAT!!!"
“You done goofed”
“Oh you know...a real fucking vampire”
“GIVE ME A HUG”
"Hey police girl"
“You’ve activated my Alucard” is one of the most iconic things I’ve ever heard
You can say that again
I have actually used this.
… I’m using that the next time I find a Christian
@@MothGM stop bruh 😭😭😭
@@ChrisJones-qv6ty never
The voice actor from 16:00 to 17:19 was perfect !!
Im so happy people still keep watching these. They hold such a special spot in my heart. And its good to see people agree.
"Oh fuck, that's an anti-tank rifle. OH *FUCK* THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE" is still one of my favourite line reads ever. Just the "oh. huh. OH FUCK"
20:05
"oh that's a big fucking gun. " OH! THAT'S A BIG FUCKING GUN!" i love shit like that.
Jan: "I don't give a shit, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a shit, I don't give a fuck. So if I give a shit, I might just give a fuck but I don't give a shit so I don't give a fu- fuck was that?"
Jan: "And so half way blowing me, the fucking hooker Od's on Heroin."
Luke: "I really don't like discussing my Ex girlfriend with you."
Jan: "I mean I still finished but what kind of shit is that?"
Luke: "Hello, Jan."
Jan: "So, how's my favorite big brother doin'?"
Luke: "Oh, you know; just killed a group of guards."
Jan: "Shit, bro, You too? What's your kill count at? Nah, don't tell me... I'm winnin'."
Luke: "They were guarding a secret passage way downstairs... Not really keeping it a secret if you keep a bunch of armed guards standing around it."
Jan: "Well, you have fun with that, bro. I'm gonna go skullfuck that Hellsing bitch. And the old guys.. Ah fuck it, skullfuckin' for everyone! Come 'ere, ghoul!"
*Wet skull crush noise*
Luke: "Well, you can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family."
“He sent over 200 death threats to the pope... by carrier pigeon no less”
That honestly makes it funnier.
They just... Fly right into the Vatican.
The last one reads as such.... Ahem.
Dear chief replacement. I am writing you this friendly reminder of your imminent demise. If you are wondering about the frequency of these letters, it is so i can instill as much fear as i can. As if basting a turkey. Which i will then proceed to have sex with. Thats right. I'M GOING TO FUCK THE FEAR TURKEY!
Following me on Twitter @TheCrimsonFukr
Sincerely Alucard
@first sur soooo~ that apology~?
Interesting. But do you think Alucard will go?
400*
“The Aristocrats” line has killed me for a decade…..
still watching this 7 years later. golden. "oh fuck the hell yes"
It’s because of Alucard that now it’s a goal of mine to go to Rio just to shout “JESUS WANTS A HUG!!!”
There's a shirt btw.
Teehee
**maniacal laughing**
I live here and have done it multiple times
@@duduofthesky WOW!!!111
Love how alucard is cannonically responsible for the events of highschool of the dead
Seriously?
Shit maybe
"Bitch I might be."
And World War 1!
Wait. What?
It took me 8 years to get that texas joke lmao
I love the fact it pulls no punches and makes sure it takes nothing as sacred :)
"So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan"... "who is also Italian"...
I literally spit out my beer laughing when i 1st heard that🤣🤣
Tell a me Anderson, what is your favorite thing to do?
@@kriegertechpriest7011 spreading the word and love of jesus Crist to the many people of the world, teaching peace and love for all.
@@heartlessnobody1143 And uh killin a vampires?
@@kriegertechpriest7011 Just try and fukin stop me
“And...all of the sexual harassment”
“...I’m not apologising for that”
lol
Even though she is the biggest offender.
@@dr.bright6272 only to seras
@@stinger59605 I think it still counts
@@dr.bright6272 *imagine them all with chainsaws*
Comin back after 6 years since my first viewing, and GOD this series is still comedy gold. I love TFS.
Such a quotable parody I’ve lost track of how much I quote this whole series 🤣
"Release restraint level one"
"Level what"
anyone get strange kaio-what deja vu from this?
Lol actually yes. Not surprising. It's one of their best gimmicks
Totally!
Kaioken!
*Kaio-what? AUGH!*
A what?
I’m getting the weirdest case of deja-mustard right now
"You know they say tv makes you violent well I say not having my tv IS MAKING ME PRETTY FUCKING VIOLENT" one of the best quotes
WRONG! Tv shows dont create serial killers! CANCELLING SHOWS CREATES THEM!
-Ray, Scary Movie.
The whole series is the best quote
@@stealthynaxo “Movies don’t create psychos, movies make psychos more creative.”
I DONT GIVE UP FUCK I DONT SHIT AND IF GIVE FUCK I MIGHT GIVE SHIT
@@TheNightWatcher1385 "People don't kill people! Death kills people!"
I love how this still holds up and is still THIS funny after this long.
Indeed😂😂😂
I always come back to this series every Halloween to binge. I remember waiting every year for the next episode, it’s so nostalgic and I still laugh.
"Oh, fuck thats a anti tank rifle."
The man said calmly.
*followed by clear realization; followed by a loud repeat of the sentence*
@@CallofDutyBlackOps28 "Oh! FUCK! thats an anti TANK Rifle!"
It hadn't fully sank in yet. Then it hit him all at once.
@@Aaroncarter95 ... If he's THAT slow on the uptake, as a fuckmothering vampire, imagine what kind of dumbshit human he was.
Dumbledore said calmly
"Get her a cannon, bitches love cannons."
Has to be my favorite line in a while.
As a bitch I can confirm, I fucking LOVE canons.
@@kempolar9768 haha 😂
he aint wrong
@@keito-kun6618 agree
slap it on a t-shirt!
This series is full of so many great one liners 😂
Thank you for your effort I am still watching this parody for a years.
You know this is old when they joked about Adventure Time being on Netflix 😔
Makes me cry everytime
@@sargentsulvix9927 nah, it's worse that the one time I get a TV it gets destroyed by some random dickhead
@@theskelebro8013 ... Did you leave any leftovers?
@Liam Mahan DARLING YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME
I used to watch Adventure Time then I grew up (30 years old)
"HEY KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY"
*screams*
you gotta love this
Stop screaming!
*all start whimpering like dogs*
Sir integra, I apologize I tried to stop him. When I asked him to stop, he merely responded with, and mind my French.
Some taken
“Fuck the police”, he then proceeded to tilt every painting he passed on the way here.
Cue maniacal laughter
Logan: Yes
Your pfp is me when i watch this
I can't get enough of the Valentines and their VAs, they killed it
"aw shit, looks like we need more prayer in schools" may be one of my favorite of all of TFS's lines
This series is old enough that “should it also be 3D” was still a relevant joke
My god you're right I've lost count of how many times I've rewatched this series.
it aged well considering Alucard calls it a gimic
I remember a time when people laughed at the "You done goofed" joke. Good times.
Plasma TV was peak performance
@@quickman2663 I still quote that line when I'm playing borderlands. Getting a second wind and immediately wrecking shit is a great time for it.
I have no idea why, but Alucard's laugh over tilting all the paintings in the hallway literally cracks me up completely.
deaks25 same bro
I have no idea why, but Alucard watching Adventure Time makes me think he and TFS are total cockholes who should be shot in the other testicle. Hmmmm...
27:42 got u fam
I love this version of alucard, his twisted as hell sense of humor makes me laugh my ass off so much it hurts, that moment with the tilted paintings, I felt respect for him hahahaahahaha
Same. I got into a 10min laughing fit ...
I've watched this so many times and I'm still loving it! I've decided this is now my canon. Nothing agaisnt the real thing I just love this more.
Who has watched this shit over 10 times and still comes back every so often watch it all over again
Fun fact: that line Anderson is saying as he walks through the hall is actually what he says in the show.
Jan or luke
@@jaredstar …Alexander.
@@jaredstar Those are the Valatine Brothers
The thing I find interesting is the verse essentially says “serve god with fear and kiss his son or he’ll be angry and your death will be only a small thing to the disaster he causes”. Or to be blunt fear god or die to his rage.
Ask of me, and I shall give thee the heathen for thine inheritance, and for thy possession, the ends of the earth. Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron. Thou shalt dash them in pieces, like a potter's vessel. Be wise now, therefore, ye kings. Be admonished, ye judges of the earth. *Serve the Lord with fear, and rejoice with trembling. Kiss the Son lest He be angry, and ye perish in the way, though His wrath be kindled but a little.*
-Alexander Anderson, Psalm 2:11-12
When you realise that Integra is the basically the adoptive mom to the most op problem child...the hilarity of her calling him during his vacation trip is 100x more hilarious
4:52 "Yes, mum!"
That makes it weird since Alucard says he's saving himself for Integra when he said he wanted you, and I quote, "Fuck the red out of those eyes."
It’s a complicated work related relationship lol
@@demonicsnake3 he described there group relationship as tags on p***h*b
Its more like Integra is the DM trying to controll a mass of murderhobo chaotic players.
Just the players have the DMs powers.
I praise the random chance that put this in my recommended and introduced me to this series. Not just the abridged, but the actual show. Such a treasure.
The 3D TV being a stupid gimmick was so accurate it’s hilarious. I remember watching this series when it first came out and thought the same thing. So glad TFS is still getting rewatched so many years later haha