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ZNA Productions I'm sorry they did that to you dude. I love your videos, you inspired me to make my own weapons. But it sucks that you get auto demonitized
pyromaniac000000 Well if you could find a way to rapidly expel fine sawdust from a container in just the right way, then put a flame at the proper point where the dust comes out, you could theoretically make a sawdust fueled flame thrower. Or you could end up on fire.
3:43 TIP-get a length of scrap plywood(thicker the better) as long as the rail and about 6"-8" higher than the top drill and counter sink 4-5 holes fasten to the rail. Grab another piece of scrap hard wood board about 1/2"x4"x8" cut a 30° across the grain leaving the long side @8", "now the fun part" cut slats about 1/8"-3/16" thick with the spacing between the same as the slat 1/8"-3/16" gaps. You now have a feather board and a higher rail to clamp on to. Place at the end so when you get to the end of the cut the feather board holds down the board and prevents a bad cut. Great vids mann. *Cut the slats before the angle!
Oh my God I just realized you have over 1 million subs I’ve Ben subbed since about 75k! Wow you’ve come a long way! Keep it up, your certainly one of my favorite you-tubers.
Being a large guy, height and width. I'm glad you chose Teespring to sell your merch. The amount of detail they ask for when recommending you a size is so helpful. (and that a 3xl is ONLY $27! That's usually like $40-$50. Thank you Eli)
eli, dude, please look into making a simple cross-cut sled and some push-sticks. I know you didn't get hurt this time, but it sucked seeing your fingers so close to the table saw blade and the router bit.
Jayson Carey Yes, and please wear heavy gloves when practicing with the razor sticks, because it's just a matter of time until one of your hands gets in the way.
Eli you make some of the best content on TH-cam. It's calming and awesome at the same time, and being a Christian Conservative memer is the icing on the cake. Rock on man.
For your table saw problem, you can make a simple jig consistent of a sheet of plywood with an angled slot the same width as the saw blade. That way there’s no gap for the piece to drop through. You are honestly my favorite TH-camr man, keep up this good work!
Definitely my favorite channel on YT. You make quality vids and deliver your badass inventions with a smooth tour guide esq. voice. Keep up the good work @ZNA Productions
Dude u r such a dang genius ! The way u combine memes with ur humor and these sick builds is awesome ! Every time i try it in one of my videos it ends up being too cringe and i end up making a normal building video. Just know that your style of making videos is highly appreciated and that you have inspired me to begin making youtube and getting into the maker community 2 years ago and that it is the best hobby/small job i can think of !!
I'm glad someone made these. I was thinking of the same idea for dual lightweight blades from a thin brush we use at work now for four years. Those are so cool.
inventor the only problem with that is if you do a traditional wrap you cannot pull it through itself with tape and So eventually that sticky tape will not hold the Paracord anymore
An awesome extension to this build would be creating a sheath for each of the pieces. They are sooo nice that they deserve them and should be carefully preserved. The detail was perfect!
I've done escrima before and i can tell you, those normal rattan sticks were already lethal enough. You just made them even more so AND much, much awesomer!
Hey man. Huge fan. Your music choice is A1. I think you'll like Daniel Caesar. I recommend "Get You" or "Japanese Denim". Anyways. I appreciate you man. Keep making cool vids.
Honestly dude, your chill attitude and charisma make me look forward to every video you put out. To me you're up there with Primitive Technology. Can't wait to see what you do with those broadheads!!!
Hey to help with that issue with the tablesaw, you can make a "zero clearance insert" I think that will help and make it a little more safe. You be able to TH-cam search how to make one from wood
This was a super good video Eli, I love it when you make mistakes but there wasn't any in here and the memes were hilarious and it was just overall a really good video thanks ZNA
I assume many of you sub to William Osman but if not go watch his vids. His house recently burnt down and if you are at all able please donate as the fire has set back his years of work into his channel.
when using linseed oil on wood, make sure to constantly be applying more. it's usually once a day for a week, once a week for a month, once a month for a year and then annually. the finish really starts to develop character.
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ZNA Productions I'm sorry they did that to you dude. I love your videos, you inspired me to make my own weapons. But it sucks that you get auto demonitized
Melt hockey wax into the tape. Do the wax with the tape and then melt it so the tape will lay longer.
Literally editing it now!
Hey dud im asian i love your vids and I LOVE WEAPONS but didnt you say you were gonna make some other types of vids instead of weapons
At 2:56 you need a 0 Clarence plate so that won't happen again
Eli the type to have a folder on his computer titled; "Dank Memes for YT vids"
Alec Blount lol
I came for the memes. I stayed for the build. 10/10. Would recommend.
Tyler Graham dude I've said the exact same thing on the first vid I discovered from him
He used a clamp to clamp a clamp that clamped the bracket lol
Daddy Yo dawg, I heard you liked clamps.
One does not simply clamp a clamp
@@Sharpless2 was gonna fucking bully you but then I saw your name
@@quandale_iv > one does not simply not bully someone
+rep
The generous usage of memes is appreciated.
I can def see the husband making these after fulfilling my humble request for a *normal* sized chair ☺️
Heismyrock3 I was going to agree till I saw that profile pic XD
Gibbe de pussi pls
lol You guys are douchers
Am i the only one who sees 13 million subs on her channel?
I don't see it.
You should make a weapon out of the metric ton of sawdust you've collect led from your build. If anyone can weaponize sawdust, it would be you.
pyromaniac000000 Well if you could find a way to rapidly expel fine sawdust from a container in just the right way, then put a flame at the proper point where the dust comes out, you could theoretically make a sawdust fueled flame thrower. Or you could end up on fire.
pyromaniac000000 &
POCKET SAND!!!
Him or me, use epoxy to make a samurai club
sawdust and water, frozen. instant pycrete for biodegradable slingshot ammo.
I'm ready impressed by your combat skills! How often do you practice?
Every time when he see a child
@@ИванЛесуков orphan oblitarator 2.0
When ever the girl scouts come knocking
I can already smell the child abuse comments comming
"Look at these bad bo--"
"No these are good boys"
"Look at these good boys"
I'm curious to see what an actual Escrima practitioner would say about these. They might love them!
Another great build from the meme master himself. Make sure to check out his Patreon guys, great way to support your creators
The Nocturnal Alchemist you deserve a fucking medal...
The Nocturnal Alchemist is promoting for ZNA
Are you being paid to say that? Lol
ben warman haha no just want him to get what he deserves for the hard work he puts in for us
How much did he pay if it's over a hundred bucks im in
Father had returned from his slumber. Praise the gods.
Praise be unto you
Weapons, sweet music, clean yet genuinely funny. Is ZNA Productions the best TH-cam channel ever?..... don’t even fight me it definitely is.
*Neighbors come out* , *see a Neanderthal hitting a oversized role of duck tape with sticks* , *goes back inside*
People in California be like “mmm I can almost smell the wood burner myself, wait”.
(It’s a wild fire joke)
Ethan Johnson haha, lol
very true right now November 10 2018 there is the worst fire California has ever seen.
Poor taste, my brother had to evacuate because of the fire in Chico.
@@harrisonlee1922 mmmmmm delicious taste
Meme boi back at it again with some more high quality content.
Came from my notifications, realized what it was and nearly howled with excitement.
As a practitioner of Kali, I approve.
As someone who is trained with these I can say that I definitely WANT SOME
I love you eli.....wait Mike pence is gonna see this
*Top Ten Anime Deaths*
Jason Zimmer Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait...
Guys!! Guys!! It's Donald Trump!!! I love this guy! 😃☺😃
Donald Trump we love you
@Donald Trump Your the Man Mr.President
9:26 me after therapy
Me too ps may be a serial killer I have killed many cereals in my life
3:43 TIP-get a length of scrap plywood(thicker the better) as long as the rail and about 6"-8" higher than the top drill and counter sink 4-5 holes fasten to the rail.
Grab another piece of scrap hard wood board about 1/2"x4"x8" cut a 30° across the grain leaving the long side @8", "now the fun part" cut slats about 1/8"-3/16" thick with the spacing between the same as the slat 1/8"-3/16" gaps.
You now have a feather board and a higher rail to clamp on to.
Place at the end so when you get to the end of the cut the feather board holds down the board and prevents a bad cut.
Great vids mann.
*Cut the slats before the angle!
The fucking mike pence when he said straightening.😂😂
i love the somber music choice its so good didnt listen to rei brown till i started watching eli
Anyone else notice that the oscillator starting up sounds like Eli’s scream when he was hit with the bull whip?
I love rei brown now thanks to you. The best TH-camr.
I bet he put flex tape on that punching bag 0:39
THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE
I. S A W E D THIS BOAT IN H A L F
Sean Pyle no u
*Sheen Pyle*
No u
@¡SLAKTE! If no one cares whyd you take the time to comment?
Awesome build as always!! I can never get enough of your build vids.
Those Mike Pence memes, though
Mike Pence Mike "follow God's path or face Tesla's wrath" Pence
Stylin' and Racially Profilin' your name won the internet
Mike “support the gays and get shocked for days” Pence
Badger0fDeath more like traitors flag op lol
mike "the electric fence" pence
Gotta love them +Rei Brown vibes.
Oh my God I just realized you have over 1 million subs I’ve Ben subbed since about 75k! Wow you’ve come a long way! Keep it up, your certainly one of my favorite you-tubers.
Being a large guy, height and width. I'm glad you chose Teespring to sell your merch. The amount of detail they ask for when recommending you a size is so helpful. (and that a 3xl is ONLY $27! That's usually like $40-$50. Thank you Eli)
you gonna finish your crossbow for those arrow heads lol
glad to see im not the only long time fan
Didn't he smash it l?
thats besides the point
Lol yeah
Scott Randall old subscriber club
Dig it! Classic build, judicious use of memes without being edgelord-y. Love the direction you're going, Eli!
eli, dude, please look into making a simple cross-cut sled and some push-sticks. I know you didn't get hurt this time, but it sucked seeing your fingers so close to the table saw blade and the router bit.
Jayson Carey Yes, and please wear heavy gloves when practicing with the razor sticks, because it's just a matter of time until one of your hands gets in the way.
knarFkcalB guess you missed his self stitching videos...
Nothing I love more than seeing a load of sparks flying and hearing rei brown
Eli you make some of the best content on TH-cam. It's calming and awesome at the same time, and being a Christian Conservative memer is the icing on the cake. Rock on man.
This is just so clean, my absolute favourite weapon build you've done, kudos
Make arrow heads out of spoons
dvl dgz or he could just bash a spoon flat, cause that's a good weapon.
Don't know why I said this cause I literally couldn't have used an older reference
dvl dgz I could see this totally working, would be cool to see for sure.
Make spoons out of arrow heads
outlier 07 Yeah that's pretty old. One of his first ,if not first, videos.
It’s great having a great, talented channel to watch
Make a 0 clearance table saw insert!
Seth A exactly
Was planning to mention that myself. It is a wonderful thing to have.
For your table saw problem, you can make a simple jig consistent of a sheet of plywood with an angled slot the same width as the saw blade. That way there’s no gap for the piece to drop through. You are honestly my favorite TH-camr man, keep up this good work!
The speed of them will CUT the time of the battle in HALF!
I am so sorry
Dogrimp 3 that's not even puns it's just the truth.
You should be sorry, and I accept the apology and raise you a compliment. You are a fine how do ya do.
Dogrimp 3 that was punexeptable
Dogrimp 3 I was playing 7 day to die and lets just say I was axing up
Get out of our home...
Definitely my favorite channel on YT. You make quality vids and deliver your badass inventions with a smooth tour guide esq. voice. Keep up the good work @ZNA Productions
Can "work on the straps" be a new meme
I really appreciate that you took the time to put the names of the songs in the description, thank you
I would love so much to see you make some spiked brass knuckles out of like wood and like nuts and bolts
EPICMAN2058 like dees nuts
He's made something similar already.
Brass knuckles are illegal in the USA.. would be demonetized wouldn't it?
Taylor Robson the right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed
the idea behind brass knuckles is the weight of the brass. would have to be some pretty large nuts and bolts
Every time Eli says “I’m gonna work on the straps”, take a shot
you should make a spetsnaz shovel
Dude u r such a dang genius ! The way u combine memes with ur humor and these sick builds is awesome ! Every time i try it in one of my videos it ends up being too cringe and i end up making a normal building video. Just know that your style of making videos is highly appreciated and that you have inspired me to begin making youtube and getting into the maker community 2 years ago and that it is the best hobby/small job i can think of !!
"but gorilla epoxy sets in 15 minutes hmph." why wait overnight when it sets that quickly, shoutout to whoever got that throwback reference.
Golden Chach JB weld???
I gotcha
God damn JB weld epoxy sets in 4-5 hours >:(
The Halo Energy Sword build. Dat be a not-so oldy, but still goodie vid.
Has to fully cure dude
I'm glad someone made these. I was thinking of the same idea for dual lightweight blades from a thin brush we use at work now for four years. Those are so cool.
"I'm gonna work on the straps" -Eli 2017
One of the few channels where every video is better than the last. Keep up the great work
Hey zna I am a fellow weapon maker and I wrap my handles with dubble sided tape then the paracord it holds it really nicely in place
inventor the only problem with that is if you do a traditional wrap you cannot pull it through itself with tape and So eventually that sticky tape will not hold the Paracord anymore
An awesome extension to this build would be creating a sheath for each of the pieces. They are sooo nice that they deserve them and should be carefully preserved. The detail was perfect!
What song does he use when he starts cutting the wood??? It's so relaxing I NEED to know!!
I've done escrima before and i can tell you, those normal rattan sticks were already lethal enough. You just made them even more so AND much, much awesomer!
Eli's Majical Box O' Clamps
Got the kid clamper
Hey man. Huge fan. Your music choice is A1. I think you'll like Daniel Caesar. I recommend "Get You" or "Japanese Denim". Anyways. I appreciate you man. Keep making cool vids.
You should make the saw clever from the bloodborne video game. But I do think it be better it wasn’t a saw, just a regular blade.
But then it would just be a cleaver
Honestly dude, your chill attitude and charisma make me look forward to every video you put out. To me you're up there with Primitive Technology. Can't wait to see what you do with those broadheads!!!
Careful when you sharpen with a belt sander. You don’t want to heat up the blade too much and soften the steel.
righyan if it starts to color, you're doing it wrong lol.
Good tip
I am so excited about how far your channel has came from. You are doing so well bud. Keep up the excellent work and never give up. You are brilliant.
When I plant a blade in a handle, how much do I need to water it? I've never tried raising blades
Something about this is so relaxing.
Do people just know not to break into your house, because u have millions of weapons?
Just want to say I love the quality of the videos now compared to when I first started watching awhile ago great job bro
Hey to help with that issue with the tablesaw, you can make a "zero clearance insert" I think that will help and make it a little more safe. You be able to TH-cam search how to make one from wood
I love your vids Eli. Nice to see a classic zna build my dude, thanks for making my night
When your mom gets fritos and not cheetos
14:50 so what he did was use the clamp to clamp down the clamp to clamp the clamp on his clamp like contraption on his sharpness VI stick
But... But You didn't tell us what those little shreds you cut off the sides are for.. 4:19
I squished em into the spaces on the sides of the blades when I epoxied them into the handle..
ZNA Productions but you didn't tell us Eli 😋
I am thoroughly impressed by that new sander, that thing is gonna be your best friend forever
You should try to make a tomahawk from a railroad spike using your Forge
Thanks for the build bro. Glad you actually made a weapon you had fun with
Thanks for the music man, my family thought I was watching soft core porn in the living room.
adrian johnson this is better
This was a super good video Eli, I love it when you make mistakes but there wasn't any in here and the memes were hilarious and it was just overall a really good video thanks ZNA
"I don't swing it that way it be gay"
Your channel is the perfect ratio of actual quality content and dank memes
*_SPOOKED_*
That Dood S P O O K Y
As practitioner of Kali this build is really cool and efficient.. you have the will to pound and at the same time deal much wound.. cool
Electrocute the fruit.
It’s nice to see martial arts oriented DIY weapons every now and again
hmmm zna hasn't collabed for a while who do you think he should collab with?
Sufficiently Advanced? :D
King of random
Graffiti_gaming_ and_stuff heck you, he changed so much and isn’t even random, he is one of the worst you tubers in the world
Mike Pence
V2 weapons he don't need to collab
This has been one of your best videos in a long time, just great
Bruh. What state are you in. I can help with material and tools if you’re in Washington
Aziz al-Quds he lives in Illinois
He's in Illinois.
Shipping would be too cost prohibitive...
Aziz al-Quds he lives in Chicago
This had to be one of my favorite videos I have ever seen of yours, thank you.
I assume many of you sub to William Osman but if not go watch his vids. His house recently burnt down and if you are at all able please donate as the fire has set back his years of work into his channel.
Andrew Saturn dude, didn't the donation already pass the original mark?
I enjoyed the music of this installment. Very chillaxed as compared to other episodes. Kind of house musicy. Very nice
4 views 47 likes 17 comments.
seems legit
Ben Garcia it’s possible for the comments but not for the views
Sharon Ruddick likes*
Im loving the rei brown!
Clicked this not knowing what the hell the title meant...
There is literally one thing it could mean
when using linseed oil on wood, make sure to constantly be applying more. it's usually once a day for a week, once a week for a month, once a month for a year and then annually. the finish really starts to develop character.
Top 10 anime weapons
Cringe
so happy my favorite youtube channel is using rei brown
I love you. I just wanted to let you know **notice me Senpai**
Does anybody else get a sort of borderlands feel from the wood burning. Eli you're awesome!!!
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This is really awesome. Ive practiced Kali for 5 years and ive made a few requests to see this a few times o I'm really happy to see that u made this
The mother of all commie bees has returned, I found a hair in my soup
Dqyn3 mitchell love ur profile pic
really love the slightly more chill tone of this vid